Transcript
Afroman (0:00)
Officer Sean Cooley is Officer Pound Cake. He's the biggest star out of all of them. I don't know. I think Lisa took his place. Lisa's down on the totem pole. Randy's number one. Randy's the man.
Andrew Callahan (0:10)
Officer Randy Walters, his name is.
Afroman (0:12)
Run the stop sign. Wreck it, Randy. We're not required to do that. Walters, that's his name? Yeah.
Andrew Callahan (0:20)
And what can you tell us about him?
Afroman (0:22)
He's the guy that inspired me to make music about the whole situation. Randy Walters is the son of a bitch. The worst thing I said was, Randy Walters is a son of a bitch. That's why I his wife and got filthy rich. But I said that to Randy Walters. I didn't say that to the police department. He's the guy that pissed me off and cracked a smile. He thought it was funny that my door was on the floor.
Andrew Callahan (0:43)
So he was the most pompous douchebag of them all.
Afroman (0:46)
No. After I started watching the body cam footage at my house village, Brian Newlin was like a human snake. All of this came from him. He rammed the door. He kicked the door in. He was reading my bank statements. He wanted in my safe, and he always stayed. He didn't want to be on no FaceTime with me. He was trying to get me. He didn't want me to put a face to him. You know what I'm saying? He was a real. I got more respect for Randy Walters
Andrew Callahan (1:11)
than Brian Newell, who disconnected the surveillance cameras.
Afroman (1:14)
Lisa.
Andrew Callahan (1:14)
What's her nickname?
Afroman (1:15)
Lick Em Low Lisa Full of Shit Phillips. Lick Em Low Lisa. Lick Em Low Lisa.
Andrew Callahan (1:24)
What makes her Lick him low?
Afroman (1:26)
I was just mad at them all for.
Andrew Callahan (1:28)
But I mean, like, what's the inspiration for the nickname?
Afroman (1:30)
I like to keep the same consonant going, so. So her name was Lisa. So my brain just took off in the L section. I was like, lisa. Lick Em Lo Lisa. I got the triple up cuh. Three names for the set. Lick Em Lo Lisa. And then her name was Phillips. So I was like, lick Em Lo Lisa. Full of shit Phillips. We from la. We used to call it bagging the homies bag all the time. It's like breathing. It ain't nothing. Oh, look at you, big basketball headphones. Look at this motherfucker. You don't want to bag with me. I come from the best, you know. So I just started capping on her. Easy, you know, it was just play. No, we some marines, man. We some, you know, we some vets. Our play is violent to them. It's like some lion kittens. Playing with an actual cat. They might heard him playing with him like, hey buddy, what's the matter? Why you so sensitive?
