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Breaking news, Breaking news. I hope you Americans out there ages 18 to 35 are excited and happy to take a break from working three jobs alongside your six roommates next to a freeway in St. Louis and possibly be deployed overseas by our senile geriatric baby king to go spread the American dream worldwide. Because we are at war baby.
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The former supreme leader of Iran was noodle knocked by Epstein robots in the wee hours of the night last Saturday, less than a week after El Mencho experienced death by shorty. And now meanwhile, several US Service members have been killed and Trump says that things are likely to escalate over the course of the next few days and weeks. Persians in LA are quite excited, but some tears are flowing in Tehran and I'm sure some of you guys, especially Americans, might be thinking why now? Why'd we bomb Iran? What the helly? Well according to Marco Rubio, it was to get ahead of a forecasted Iranian revenge plot that would likely occur after an Israeli offensive strike that was supposed to happen this week as communicated behind closed doors between Israeli and and US Intelligence. So once again it appears that our hand was forced by our alleged greatest ally, Ghislaine Maxwell's father's employer. And we were embroiled in yet again another expensive and deadly Middle Eastern conflict like back in the good old days before social media. And I know again some of you guys might be thinking, don't we have a $36 trillion debt? Don't 60 to 68,000Americans die every single year because they can't afford medicine or healthcare? Isn't the workers share of the GDP the lowest since the industrial Revolution? Didn't Trump run on an anti war platform and promise to return domestic manufacturing jobs to regions of the country who were sold out and abandoned by union busting corporations? Will the country that I pay exorbitant taxes to figure out how to provide for my essential needs in the way that dozens of other functional democratic nations across the world have? Will I be okay? And to that I say listen partner, get your head out of your ass and be a team player. It's Team America bitch. And like our baseball coaches once said, there's no I in team. However, there is an eye in the Greater Israel Project. So put your combat boots on. You and I are going to Iran anyways. Guys, my name is Andrew Callahan and you're watching five Cast, our broadcast podcast type of deal over here at Channel 5 where we have long form conversations with interesting people about relevant topics. Today we're going to be Talking to Douglas McMillan, a corporate accountability reporter for the Washington Post who's covered a variety of things over the past couple years, including a privacy cover up by top executives at Google, lapses in safety oversight at Boeing, Boeing's board of directors, and gaps in the oversight of the largest lifeguard training program in the US but he's also done some great reporting on ice, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, who've been in the news a lot lately for their public actions in places like Minneapolis and Los Angeles. But McMillan's coverage is less about their street operations and more about what ICE does in private behind the cold walls of detention facilities, many of which are owned by corporations like Geo Group and Corecivic, coincidentally, companies who have been major donors to the Trump campaign that have been rewarded tenfold with million dollar contracts since his reelection. So these for profit private prison contractors are generally known for their lack of oversight, mysterious deaths on premises and detainee abuses. But because they're closed off to the press, it's hard to get a visual on what the hell's actually going on in there. Which is where Douglas comes in. And also we do too. If you that's right, you have had a recent experience in ICE detention that you want documented or archived in some way or with full anonymity, please email me at andrewannel5news. I'll be sure to get back to you. First, though, in five cast tradition, I want to share two positive news stories to remind the public that there are still positive net good developments occurring in small pockets in the US and across the world. So positive story one coming out of Palo Alto, California. Ro Khanna's district is coming from Stanford University, where scientists have cured. That's right, eliminated and eradicated type 1 diabetes in a local mouse without any sort of insulin or immune suppression. They use something called the double transplant method, surgically replacing two failing organs with new ones, a bilateral procedure that rendered that little bastard diabetes free. No side effects, no Ozempic, just happy living. Our social media staff reached out to the mouse for comment, but unfortunately he was hiding in the vacuum and wouldn't come out. At least he's been cured of something that 12 to 14% of Americans suffer from. And it's even worse in Arkansas. Congratulations to Stanford, the mouse and everybody else.
