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Hello friends! Today's a hybrid episode — some security content up top about a new certification I've kicked off, followed by an aggressively quick trip to Tangent Town. Feel free to bail after the security stuff if tangents aren't your thing! The security part: starting CARTP I've started the Certified Azure Red Team Professional course from Altered Security (enterprisesecurity.io). It's the Azure follow-up to CRTP, which I took a few years back. Quick notes: Why now: Active Directory and internal pentests will always be my first love, but more and more of our customers are shifting to hybrid or full-Azure environments. Time to get some formal training in that lane. Self-paced vs. live: They offer both. I'm past the point of giving up Saturdays to security training, so I went with the ~$500 self-paced 30-day option. You get a portal, a lab manual, and a remote Windows VM with low-priv creds into a target Azure tenancy to attack and enumerate. The catch: The lab manual is thorough on "do this, see this output" steps, but light on "and here's the wow moment hiding in line 47 of the output." With the live class, an instructor would highlight that stuff in real time. In the self-paced version, you're on your own to find the meaning in 200 lines of output. The fix: Started a Claude project that's effectively co-teaching the class with me. I paste command output and ask "what's the important bit here?" — Claude pulls out the line that matters and explains why (e.g., "this user has write access to a key vault, which means…"). Way more efficient than ALT-TABbing alone. Tools I've touched so far: ROADtools, GraphRunner, and Monkey365 (kind of a PingCastle-for-Azure that spits out a health-check report). Where I'm at: Module 4 of 40-something. Course culminates in a 24-hour exam, which I swore I'd never do again after CRTP — but James Bond and Justin Bieber both say "Never say never." Tangent Town: The Shake Shack incident. It's gross and not funny. But kind of funny. Saw (and sort of met) Calum Scott at the Fillmore in Minneapolis. Standing-room-only venue, but my wife found a clutch spot wedged between a security barrier and a support beam, perfect for our family. During an acoustic set, Calum and his band came right past us. My wife (unable to help herself) gave his shoulder a squeezy squeeze. I held out for the fist bump on his return trip to the stage — and we're basically best friends now. I highly recommend his show: very positive guy, family-friendly, genuine. Seven super-fast non-spoilery movie reviews from plane rides and hotel nights: Coherence — for smart people. I am not those people. Probably great if you can follow it. Deadstream (Netflix) — YouTuber live-streams a night in a haunted house. Surprisingly entertaining, a couple of real jump-scares. Get Away — a family vacations on a forbidden island. Goes somewhere unexpected in the third act. Hell House LLC — found-footage haunted house. A couple of genuine flinches; story was just OK. Hokum — Adam Scott as a writer at a hotel with a personal history. Creepy-crawly, goes to some dark places. Loved it. Predator: Badlands — went in expecting mind-numbing action, but I loved it! I'd give it an 8 or 9 out of 10. It had action, LOLs, and even some tender Predator moments. Going to watch it again soon. Obsession — young man buys a wish-granting trinket so a young lady will like him. It works. Then it really works. The movie slowly goes into full-on bonkers sauce mode! Satisfying but uncomfortable to watch at parts. That's it! 7MinSec.com for services, 7MinSec.club for the Substack, 7MinSec.wiki for pentest tips and scripts.

Hey friends! Quasi-vacation week over here, so today's episode is lighter and more personal: just a story about how I turned my phone into a "brick" (kind of) and what that's done for my mental health over the past week. The product is called Brick (getbrick.com). Not sponsored, no discount code — just something I've genuinely been enjoying. It's a $50 NFC dongle + app that lets you "brick" your time-waster apps until you physically tap the brick again. Here's what stood out: The physical separation is the magic. Other digital-wellbeing apps just need a code to unlock — Brick makes you walk to wherever the dongle lives (mine's on the fridge) and tap your phone to it. That extra step is enough to break the habit mid-flight. I caught myself doing three or four Pavlovian pocket checks an hour, on autopilot, with zero notifications waiting. "Junk food for the eyes" realization. First day I bricked socials until end of day → felt great. Then I unbricked, sat down, and spent 25 minutes catching up on everything I "missed" → felt noticeably worse afterward. Scheduling is a sleeper hit. You can set the phone to auto-brick on a schedule — no physical tap needed. Mine kicks in from 9pm to 8am. Result: calm wake-up with my wife and son, no email triage in the school drop-off line, and my "work brain" doesn't fire until 8am. One-to-many is a real win. A single Brick works across household members, each with their own app profile. My oldest son Cam (deep in paramedic-school crunch) tried it for a study session and reported the same thing — reaching for his phone between turning book pages, for no reason at all. He even left for evening class with his phone still bricked and decided not to burn an emergency unbrick. Emergency unbricks are scarce by design. You get five total and that's it! The stats are anti-shaming. Instead of the dreaded Sunday-morning "your screen time is up 10%" notification, you get to see number of hours you spent in brick mode. Love that! Want to see screenshots and hear more about Brick? Hop over to 7MinSec.club — this week's Tuesday TOOLSday was all about Brick. Got a digital-wellbeing tool you swear by? Let us know!

Hello friends! Picking up the AI-automation series from a couple weeks back — here's another batch of scripts and integrations that have been giving me precious minutes (and sanity) back. Yes, I had to upgrade to Claude Max. No, I'm not trying to automate myself out of a job — just freeing up bandwidth for the more interesting parts of work/life. QuickBooks invoice automation: Got tired of the eight-factor login plus click-fest just to send a few invoices. Now I run a PowerShell menu — type the client name, pick the project, enter the amount, hit Enter — done in ~30 seconds. The QuickBooks dev onboarding (security questionnaire, IP allowlist) was actually a bigger time sink than the script itself. Password Pusher API integration: A menu-driven PowerShell script that prompts for a label, pops an Explorer window to grab the files, optionally adds a password, then auto-drafts the client email with the secure link filled in. A few minutes saved each time, a couple times a day — adds up to some nice time saved! Basecamp + Claude: Linked Basecamp into a Claude project so I can ask plain-English questions like "what personal project tasks are due this month?" or just voice-note a new task while I'm in the car. Honestly the biggest win is anxiety reduction — once it's in Claude, it's out of my always-simmering pressure cooker of a brain. Blumira agent auto-installer for the GOAD lab: I revert the GOAD lab to vanilla a couple times a week, which means re-installing Blumira agents constantly to show clients the attack/defense telemetry side. Wrote a Kali-side script that uses NetExec over WinRM to check each box for the Blumira service and push the installer if it's missing. (Tried SMB exec first, but escaping got wonky on the PowerShell one-liner.) Bonus: Blumira's dashboard auto-removes agents that haven't phoned home in 24 hours, which is a perfect fit for a lab that's constantly getting nuked. Auphonic + API for podcast production: This one's a little meta. Old workflow: record → drag into Hindenburg/GarageBand → manually line up intro and outro → noise reduction → export. New workflow: one terminal script that previews the first and last few seconds so I can trim silence, ships the audio to Auphonic via API, and returns a cleaned-up, levels-corrected MP3 plus a full transcript and auto-generated chapter markers. (If your podcast app supports chapters (like Downcast) pop open this episode or #720 and you'll see them.) Next step: pipe the transcript straight into Claude for a show notes first draft. One quick personal note before I run: my oldest son just landed an EMT job with a great Minnesota medical network, and is wrapping up paramedic school in a few months. I cried some happy dad tears today.