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Fred
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Narrator
It was a great surprise to Scrooge, while listening to the moaning of the wind and the roar of the sea, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a much greater surprise to Scrooge to recognize the laugh as his own nephew's and to find himself in a bright, dry, gleaming room with a spirit standing smiling by his side and looking at that same nephew with approving affability. If you should happen by any unlikely chance to know a man more blessed in a laugh than Scrooge's nephew, all I can say is I should like to know him too. Introduce him to me and I'll cultivate his acquaintance. It is a fair, even handed, noble adjustment of things that while there is infection and disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and. And good humor. When Scrooge's nephew laughed in this way, holding his sides, rolling his head and twisting his face into the most extravagant contortions, Scrooge's niece by marriage, his dear friend Topper, and most everyone present laughed as heartily as he.
Fred
Said that Christmas was a humbug. As I live, he believed it.
Mary
More shame for him, Fred.
Fred
Oh, he's a comical old fellow, that's the truth. And not so pleasant as he might be. However, his offenses carry their own punishment, and I have nothing to say against him.
Mary
I'm sure he is very rich, Fred. At least you always tell me so.
Fred
What of that, my dear? His wealth is of no use to him. He don't do any good with it. He don't make himself comfortable with it. He hasn't the satisfaction of thinking that he is ever going to benefit us with it.
Mary
I have no patience with him.
Fred
No, nor I.
Narrator
He was extremely rude to my mother.
Fred
I could never have patience with him, God bless me, never. Oh, I have. I am sorry for him. I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims? Himself always. Here he takes it into his head to dislike us and he won't come and dine with us. What's the consequence? He don't lose much of a dinner.
Mary
Indeed, I think he loses a very good dinner.
Fred
Oh, yes, absolutely.
Narrator
A capital dinner.
Fred
Oh, it was excellent, Mary. Truly. Well, I'm very glad to hear it, because I haven't great faith in these young housekeepers. What do you say, Topper? Oh, well, I couldn't really say, Fred. I'm a bachelor, as you all know, and I have no right to express an opinion on the subject. I see. And what do you think of Jane's Housekeeping, eh, Tapper? Fred.
Mary
Do go on, Fred. He never finishes what he begins to say. He is such a ridiculous fellow.
Fred
I was only going to say that the consequence of his taking a dislike to us and not making merry with us is as I think, that he loses some pleasant moments which could do him no harm, I am sure. He loses pleasanter companions than he can find in his own thoughts, either in his moldy old office or his dusty chambers. I mean to give him the same chance every year, whether he likes it or not. For I pity him. He may rail at Christmas till he dies, but he can't help thinking better of it. I defy him if he finds me going there in good temper year after year and saying, uncle Scrooge, how are you? If it only puts him in the vein to leave his poor clerk £50. That's something. And I think I shook him yesterday. Imagine Scrooge being shaken. I tell you he was. Come, pass the punch.
Narrator
Now, after tea they had some music, for they were a musical family and knew what they were about. Scrooge's niece played well upon the harp and played, among other tunes, a simple little air, a mere nothing. You might learn to whistle it in two minutes. Which had been familiar to the child who fetched Scrooge from the boarding school. When this strain of music sounded, all the things that ghost had shown him came upon his mind. He softened more and more and thought that if he could have listened to it often years ago, he might have cultivated the kindness of life for his own happiness with his own hands, without resorting to the sexton's spade that buried Jacob Marley.
Fred
I know that tune.
Narrator
You heard it as a boy. Your sister knew it well.
Fred
Truly, truly, I remember.
Narrator
But they didn't devote the whole evening to music. After a while, they played at forfeits. For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty founder was a child himself. There was first a game at Blind Man's Buff. Of course there was.
Mary
It isn't fair. It isn't fair. Come now, Topper.
Fred
Come now. This is Blind Man's Buff. Come now. Blind Man's Buff.
Mary
Of course it is, Fred. Why are you stopping it now?
Fred
Do you expect me to believe that Topper is truly blindfolded and yet he keeps miraculously finding James? Fred. Something wrong? Nothing's wrong. You just know exactly who you'd like to catch, don't you, Fred? I couldn't possibly know what you mean.
Mary
You do indeed, sir. You do.
Fred
Come, come. Another game? Another?
Mary
Yes and no.
Fred
Our time is short. Spirit, please allow me to stay until the guests have all departed. Allow me.
Narrator
It cannot be done. Our time is short.
Fred
Look, here is a new game. One half hour, Spirit. Only one? Yes and no. It is very good. And I'll go first.
Mary
Are you thinking of an animal?
Fred
Yes. A live animal? Quite alive? Yes. An agreeable animal? Decidedly not. A savage animal, most would say. Yes. An animal that growls? Well, sometimes. It sometimes grunts. Does this animal talk? Yes.
Mary
It must be a rather strange animal if it can grunt, growl and talk.
Fred
Is that your question, Mary?
Mary
No. Does this animal that growls, grunts and talks live here in London?
Fred
Yes. Is it made a show of. Oh, certainly not. Most avoid this animal, in fact.
Mary
Is it a horse?
Fred
No. A bear? A tiger? No. A dog? A pig?
Mary
A cat? One question. One question. I found it out. I know what it is, Fred. I know what it is.
Fred
What is it?
Mary
It's your uncle's grunt. Why, that's unfair. That's unfair, Fred. That's unfair.
Fred
How so, Mary? How so?
Mary
He asked you if it was a bear. You should have said yes. You said no. And if my mind was diverted away from bears, how could it possibly arrive at Scrooge?
Fred
He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure, and it would be ungrateful not to drink his health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the moment. And I say, Uncle Scrooge. Well, Uncle Scrooge.
Mary
Uncle Scrooge. Uncle.
Fred
A merry Christmas and a happy New Year to the old man. Whatever he is, he wouldn't take it from me. But may he have it nevertheless? Uncle Scrooge.
Narrator
Uncle Scrooge had imperceptibly become so light of heart that he would have pledged the unconscious company in return and thanked them in an inaudible speech if the ghost had given him time. But the whole scene passed off in the breath of the last words spoken by his nephew, and he and the spirit were again upon their travels.
Fred
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Podcast: The Merry Beggars
Episode Date: December 18, 2025
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This episode transports listeners into the warmth and joviality of Fred’s Christmas party, allowing us to experience, through Scrooge’s eyes, the infectious spirit, light-hearted games, and goodwill that characterize true Christmas celebration. It highlights contrasts between Scrooge’s usual isolation and the warmth of community, showing the transformative power of joy, music, and laughter.
“If you should happen by any unlikely chance to know a man more blessed in a laugh than Scrooge’s nephew, all I can say is I should like to know him too.” (00:27)
As the party continues, Fred recounts to his guests how Scrooge called Christmas a "humbug" and comments on his uncle’s wealth and its lack of use:
Fred’s sympathy emerges, emphasizing that Scrooge’s ill-tempered ways harm only himself:
Fred declares his commitment to inviting Scrooge each Christmas out of pity and hope for his redemption:
"He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure, and it would be ungrateful not to drink his health… And I say, Uncle Scrooge. Well, Uncle Scrooge." (07:33)
This episode beautifully captures the joy, love, and humor of Fred’s party—a sharp contrast to Scrooge’s former world of gloom. Fred’s steadfast cheer and kindness, even toward his grumpy uncle, demonstrate the spirit of Christmas: forgiveness, charity, and relentless hope. The “animal game” scene is both witty and affectionate, illustrating that even at Scrooge’s expense, genuine goodwill resides in Fred’s heart. The episode closes with Scrooge’s growing realization of what he has missed, planting seeds for his transformation.