Transcript
Narrator/Host (0:00)
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Announcer (0:18)
The Merry Beggars at relevant radio present.
Announcer (0:27)
Episode 5 the ghostly door knock.
Narrator (0:41)
Having serenaded Scrooge with a carol, the young singer fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to the fog, an even more congenial frost.
Ebenezer Scrooge (0:49)
Enough. Away. Begone.
Narrator (0:52)
At length, the hour of shutting up the counting house arrived. With an ill will, Scrooge dismounted from his stool and tacitly admitted the fact to the expectant clerk in the tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out and put on his hat.
Ebenezer Scrooge (1:06)
End of day, Mr. Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit (1:08)
Yes, sir?
Ebenezer Scrooge (1:09)
You'll want all day tomorrow, I suppose?
Bob Cratchit (1:11)
If quite convenient, sir.
Ebenezer Scrooge (1:13)
It's not convenient and it's not fair. If I was to stop half a crown for it, you'd think yourself ill used, I'll be bound. And yet you don't think me ill used when I pay a day's wages for no work.
Bob Cratchit (1:27)
It is only once a year, sir, and only on Christmas Day.
Ebenezer Scrooge (1:32)
A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December. But I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning.
Bob Cratchit (1:44)
I promise I will, sir. I'll do the closing up, sir.
Ebenezer Scrooge (1:47)
See to it that you do.
Narrator (1:49)
The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist, for he boasted nothing like Scrooge's greatcoat, went down a slide on Cornhill at the end of a lane of boys 20 times in honor of its being Christmas Eve, and then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt to play at blind man's buff.
