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The merry beggars at relevant radio present.
Episode seven. Scrooge's Unbel.
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Without a pause, it came onto the heavy door and passed into the room before his eyes. The same face, the very same Marley, in his pigtail. Usual waistcoat, tights and boots, the tassels on the latter bristling like his pigtail and. And his coat skirts and the hair upon his head. Scrooge was still incredulous and fought against his senses.
Ebenezer Scrooge
How now? What do you want with me?
Jacob Marley
March.
Ebenezer Scrooge
Who are you?
Jacob Marley
Ask me who I was.
Ebenezer Scrooge
Who were you then? You're particular for a shade in life.
Jacob Marley
I was your partner. Jacob Marley.
Ebenezer Scrooge
Can you. Can you sit down?
Jacob Marley
I can.
Ebenezer Scrooge
Do it, then. There's a chair by the fire.
Narrator
Scrooge asked the question because he didn't know whether a ghost so transparent might find himself in a condition to take a chair, and he felt that in the event of its being impossible, it might involve the necessity of an embarrassing explanation. But the ghost sat down on the opposite side of the fireplace, as if he were quite used to it.
Jacob Marley
You don't believe in me?
Ebenezer Scrooge
I doubt.
Jacob Marley
What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your senses?
Ebenezer Scrooge
I don't know.
Jacob Marley
Why do you doubt your senses?
Ebenezer Scrooge
Because a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheat. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are.
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Scrooge was not much in the habit of cracking jokes, nor did he feel in his heart by any means waggish. Then the truth is that he tried to be smart, as a means of distracting his own attention and keeping down his terror. For the spectre's voice disturbed the very marrow in his bones. To sit staring at those fixed glazed eyes in silence for a moment would play. Scrooge felt the very deuce with him. There was something very awful, too, in the specter's being provided with an infernal atmosphere of its own. Scrooge could not feel it himself, but this was clearly the case. For though the ghost sat perfectly motionless, its hair and skirts and tassels were still agitated, as by the hot vapor from an oven. Scrooge Wished, though it were only for a second to divert the vision's stony gaze from himself.
Ebenezer Scrooge
You see this toothpick?
Jacob Marley
I do.
Ebenezer Scrooge
You are not looking at it, but.
Jacob Marley
I see it notwithstanding.
Ebenezer Scrooge
Well, I have but to swallow this and be for the rest of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins all of my own creation. Humbug, I tell you. Humbug.
Narrator
At this the spirit raised a frightful and shook its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise that Scrooge held on tight to his chair to save himself from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was his horror when the phantom, taking off the bandage round its head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast. Scrooge fell upon his knees and clasped his hands before his face.
Ebenezer Scrooge
Mercy. Mercy.
Dreadful apparition. Why do you trouble me?
Jacob Marley
Man of the worldly? Do you believe in me or not?
Ebenezer Scrooge
I do. I must.
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I believe in you.
Ebenezer Scrooge
But why do spirits walk the earth? And why do they come to me?
Jacob Marley
It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow men and travel far and wide. And if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world. O, woe is me. And witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth and turned.
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To happiness Again the spectre raised a cry and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands.
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Presented by The Merry Beggars
Release Date: December 7, 2025
In “Scrooge’s Unbelief,” the seventh installment of The Merry Beggars’ audio dramatization of A Christmas Carol, Ebenezer Scrooge meets the ghost of his former business partner Jacob Marley. This emotionally charged episode delves into themes of skepticism, fear, regret, and the supernatural, highlighting Scrooge’s struggle to accept the reality of Marley's ghost and the deeper truths Marley reveals about the spirit’s condition after death.
Scrooge: “How now? What do you want with me?”
Scrooge: “Because a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheat. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are.”
Scrooge: “Mercy. Mercy. Dreadful apparition. Why do you trouble me?”
Marley: “It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow men and travel far and wide. And if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world... and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth and turned to happiness.”
Scrooge: “I do. I must.”
[02:04] Scrooge (on his skepticism):
"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are."
[03:41] Narrator (on Marley's horrifying manifestation):
“At this the spirit raised a frightful and shook its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise that Scrooge held on tight to his chair to save himself from falling in a swoon... its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast.”
[04:13] Marley (on the fate of selfish spirits):
“Man of the worldly? Do you believe in me or not?... It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow men...”
[04:18] Scrooge (yielding):
“I do. I must.”
The episode maintains the original Dickensian tone—wry, suspenseful, and laden with Victorian language. Scrooge’s sharp and practical demeanor clashes with Marley’s ethereal despair, making their dialogue both darkly humorous and deeply poignant.
Episode Seven of A Christmas Carol by The Merry Beggars masterfully dramatizes Scrooge’s first confrontation with the supernatural and his internal struggle to believe. Through wit, terror, and moral urgency, this chapter lays the groundwork for Scrooge’s upcoming transformation, echoing Dickens’ timeless reminder of the importance of compassion, connection, and reflection.