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The mary bakers at relevant radio present. Episode 16, tiny tim.
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Master Peter Cratchit and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose, with which they soon returned in high procession. Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose, the rarest of all birds, a feathered phenomenon to which a black swan was a matter of course. And in truth, it was something very like it in that house.
Mrs. Cratchit
Make way. Make way for the Christmas goose. Make way. Hold that there. You must not forget the gravy. Come now. Come, Peter. And where are the potatoes, Belinda? I'll fetch them. Hold on. And Martha, are the plates set? Yes, Mum, they will be. Will be. Is not is, young man.
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Come, Young Tim. Let's us two sit down here and wait for the women to finish setting this fine feast.
Mrs. Cratchit
Come, Edward, help me get these chairs. I'll pull these in.
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At last the dishes were set on and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving knife, prepared to plunge it into the goose's breast.
Mrs. Cratchit
Cut the goose, Mama.
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There you go, Mama.
Mrs. Cratchit
Oh, look at that. Whoa, Mama. Hurrah.
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There was never such a goose. Bob said he didn't believe there was ever such a goose cooked. Its tenderness and flavor, size and cheapness were the themes of univers admiration eked out by applesauce and mashed potatoes. It was a sufficient dinner for the whole family.
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Now, I've never seen a goose disappear so fast, even when I've chased it.
Mrs. Cratchit
I don't believe that we've ate it all. Why, there's still some left. I can't eat anymore.
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Oh, well, Peter, I suppose you won't be wanting any dessert. We still have pudding. Isn't that right, Mom?
Mrs. Cratchit
How did you remember that, Robert? Yes, that's right. It's a shame that Peter will have to wait until next Christmas to have some, isn't it? I'm still hungry, Mum. Don't worry, Peter. Shall I help bring it in? No, you change the plates out, Belinda. I can't bear any witness to this. If it's not cooked through, I don't want anyone else seeing my handiwork. I'll take the pudding in myself.
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It'll be grand, love. Don't worry.
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Mrs. Cratchit left the room alone to take the pudding up and bring it in. Suppose it should not be done enough? Suppose it should break in turning out? Suppose somebody should have got over the wall of the backyard and stolen it while they were merry with the goose? A supposition at which the two young Cratchits became livid. All sorts of horrors were supposed. In half a minute Mrs. Cratchit entered, flushed but smiling proudly, with the pudding like a speckled cannonball, so hard and firm, blazing in half of half a quartern of ignited brandy and adorned with Christmas holly stuck into the top.
Mrs. Cratchit
Here we are, my lovelies. Christmas pudding. Christmas pudding.
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Hurrah. Why, Mrs. Cratchit, I never thought I would say such a thing. But this pudding. Yes, this pudding is the greatest success achieved since our marriage was begun.
Mrs. Cratchit
Now, Robert, mind the children. Would ye say the pudding was a greater achievement than our young Peter or our Belinda?
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Ho ho.
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Well, we'll just have to see. I haven't tasted it yet, but better than Peter.
Mrs. Cratchit
Well, well, I'm sure that it weighs more than Master Peter. You cut it, Robert. I'm done with now. Now I need to put me feet up. I had my doubts about the quantity of flour, but I do say it looks to be a fine pudding.
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Everybody had something to say about it, but nobody said or thought it was at all a small pudding for a large family. It would have been heresy to do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed a hint at such a thing. At last the dinner was all done. The cloth cleared, the hearth swept and the fire made up. The compound in the jug being tasted and considered perfect. Apples and oranges were put upon the table and a shovel full of chestnuts on the fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth in what Bob Cratchit called a circle, meaning half a one. And at Bob Cratchit's elbow stood the family display of glass, two tumblers and a custard cup without a handle. These held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as well as golden goblets would have done, and Bob served it out with beaming looks while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked noisily. Then Bob proposed.
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A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us.
Mrs. Cratchit
A merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas. A merry Christmas, my love. God bless us, everyone.
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God bless us indeed. Tim. He has blessed us, hasn't he, Mum?
Mrs. Cratchit
That he has, love? Indeed he has.
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Tiny Tim sat very close to his father's side upon his little stool. Bob held his withered hand in his as if he loved the child and wished to keep him by his side and dreaded that he might be taken from him. Scrooge, invisible as he was, observed this keenly and turned to the ghost Spirit.
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Tell me if Tiny Tim will live.
Ghost/Spirit
I see a vacant seat in the poor chimney corner and a crutch without an owner carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, the child will die.
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No, no. Oh, no. Kind spirit, say he will be spoil.
Ghost/Spirit
If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, none other of my race will find him here. What then? If he be like to die, he had better do it and decrease the surplus population.
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Spirit.
Ghost/Spirit
No, no.
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I did not know then what I have seen when I said those words.
Ghost/Spirit
I man. If man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear that wicked can't. Until you have discovered what the surplus is and where it is, will you decide what man shall live, what man shall die? It may be that in the sight of heaven you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man's child. To hear the insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among the hungry brothers in the dust.
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Scrooge bent before the ghost's rebuke and trembling, cast his eyes upon the ground. But he raised them speedily on hearing his own name.
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Mr. Scrooge. I'll give you a toast to Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
Mrs. Cratchit
The founder of the feast, indeed. I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon and I hope he'd have a good appetite for it.
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My dear, the children. Christmas Day.
Mrs. Cratchit
It should be Christmas Day, I am sure, on which one drinks to the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge. You know he is, Robert. Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow.
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My dear, Christmas Day.
Mrs. Cratchit
I'll drink to his health, for your sake and the day's, not for his. Long life to him. A Merry Christmas and an appy New Year. He'll be very merry and very happy, I have no doubt. Mr. Scrooge. Mr. Scrooge.
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The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of their proceedings which had no heartiness. Tiny Tim drank it last of all, but he didn't care 2 pence for it. Scrooge was the ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast a dark shadow on the party which was not dispelled for full five minutes. After it had passed away. There were 10 times merrier than before from the mere relief of Scrooge the Baleful, being done with Bob Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his eye for Master Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full five and sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at the idea of Peter's being a man of business, and Peter himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars, as if he were deliberating what particular investments he should favor when he came into the receipt of that bewildering income. Martha, who was a poor apprentice at a milliner's, then told them what kind of work she had to do and how many hours she worked at a stretch, and how she meant to lie abed tomorrow morning for a good long rest, tomorrow being a holiday, she passed at home also how she had seen a countess and a lord some days before, and how the lord was much about as tall as Peter, at which Peter pulled up his collars so high that you couldn't have seen his head if you had been there all this time. The chestnuts and the jug went round and round and by and by. They had a song about a lost child traveling in the snow from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive little voice and sang it very well indeed. There was nothing of high mark in this. They were not a handsome family, they were not well dressed, their shoes were far from being waterproof, their clothes were scanty, and Peter might have known, and very likely did, the inside of a pawnbroker's, but they were happy, grateful, pleased with one another, and contented with the time. And when they faded and looked happier yet in the bright sprinklings of the spirit's torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye upon them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the Last subscribe@adventwithscrooge.com for the.
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Podcast: A Christmas Carol
Host: The Merry Beggars
Episode: Sixteen: Tiny Tim
Date: December 16, 2025
This festive installment brings listeners into the warmth of the Cratchit household as they celebrate their humble Christmas dinner. Through vivid dramatization and Dickens’ iconic prose, the Merry Beggars focus on family unity, gratitude amid hardship, and the poignancy of Tiny Tim's plight. The episode also marks a deeply moving confrontation between Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present about the boy's fate, and a rare toast to Scrooge himself, stirring complex emotions in the Cratchit home.
Building Anticipation for the Meal
Mrs. Cratchit’s Leadership
The Feast Experience
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|---------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:27 | The Cratchits prepare and serve their Christmas goose | | 02:38 | The Christmas pudding’s triumphant presentation | | 04:50 | The family’s Christmas toast (“God bless us, everyone”) | | 05:33 | The Ghost pronounces Tiny Tim’s bleak future | | 06:56 | Mrs. Cratchit’s unfiltered opinion of Scrooge during the toast| | 08:07 | Bob discusses job hopes for Peter; Martha tells her story | | 09:18 | Tiny Tim sings a plaintive song | | 09:36 | Narration on the family’s happiness despite their struggle |
The episode balances merriment with melancholy. Family love, humor, and gratitude radiate from the Cratchit home, while the shadows of poverty and Tiny Tim’s frailty deepen Scrooge’s awareness of his own failures. The narration remains faithful to Dickens’ warmth and wryness, with the actors delivering moments of both light-hearted banter and sobering rebuke.
This episode epitomizes the heart of A Christmas Carol: the spirit of Christmas shines brightest among those with little, and the dignity and hope of the Cratchit family offer a moving counterpoint to Scrooge’s awakening conscience. Listeners are left reflecting on compassion, family, and the true measure of wealth.