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Narrator
The merry bakers at relevant radio present. Episode 21 a legacy of ash.
Narrator/Scrooge
Scrooge and the Phantom stood in this low browed beetling shop as Old Joe, the two women and a man burst into laughter, astonished at seeing one another.
Mrs. Dilber
Lend the charwoman alone to be the first. Let the laundress alone to be the second.
Old Joe
Let the undertaker's men alone to be the third. Look here.
Mrs. Dilber
Oh, Joe, here's a chance.
Old Joe
If we hadn't all three met here without meaning. Absolutely.
Unnamed Woman
And you couldn't have met in a better place. Come into the parlour. You were made free of it long ago, you know. And the other two ain't strangers. Stop till I shut the door of the shop. Oh, how it screaks. Ain't such a rusty bit of metal in this place as its own hinges, I believe. And there's no such old bones here as mine. We're all suitable to our calling. We're well matched. Come into the parlor.
Narrator/Scrooge
Come in. The parlor was the space behind the screen of rags. The old man raked the fire together with an old stair rod, and having trimmed a smoky lamp, for it was night, with the stem of his pipe, put it in his mouth again. While he did this, the woman who had already spoken threw her bundle on the floor and sat down in a flaunting manner on a stool, crossing her elbows on her knees and and looking with bold defiance at the other two.
Mrs. Dilber
What odds then?
Old Joe
What odds, Mrs. Dilber?
Mrs. Dilber
Every person has a right to take care of themselves.
Old Joe
He always did.
Mrs. Dilber
That's true.
Unnamed Woman
Indeed.
Narrator
No man more so.
Old Joe
Why then don't stand staring as if you was afraid, woman.
Mrs. Dilber
Who's the wiser?
Old Joe
We're not gonna pick holes in each other's coats, I suppose.
Mrs. Dilber
No indeed.
Unnamed Woman
No indeed. We should hope not.
Mrs. Dilber
Very well then, that's enough.
Old Joe
Who's the worse for the loss of a few things like these? Not a dead man, I suppose.
Mrs. Dilber
If he wanted to keep em after he was dead.
Old Joe
A wicked old screw, why wasn't he more natural in his lifetime? If he had been, he'd have had.
Mrs. Dilber
Somebody to look after him when he.
Old Joe
Was struck with death, instead of lying gasping out his last there alone by himself. It is the truest word that ever was spoken. It's a judgment on him. I wish it was a little heavier judgment. And it should have been. You may depend upon it. If I could have laid my hands on anything else. Open that bundle, O Jo, and let me know the value of it.
Mrs. Dilber
Speak out plain. I'm not afraid to be the first.
Old Joe
Nor afraid for them to see it. We know pretty well that we were helping ourselves before we met here.
Mrs. Dilber
I believe it's no sin.
Old Joe
Open the bundle, Joe.
Unnamed Woman
Not on your life. A lady should never go first.
Narrator/Scrooge
The gallantry of her friends would not allow her to go first. And the man in faded black, mounting the breach, first produced his plunder. It was not extensive. A seal or two, a pencil case, a pair of sleeve buttons and a brooch of no great value were all. They were severally examined and appraised by old Joe, who chopped the sums he was disposed to give for each upon the wall and added them up into a total when he found there was nothing more to come.
Unnamed Woman
That's your account. And I wouldn't give you another sixpence if I was to be boiled for not knowing it. Who's next?
Mrs. Dilber
Oh, I'll go.
Narrator/Scrooge
I fancy Mrs. Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing apparel, two old fashioned silver teaspoons, a pair of sugar tongs and a few boots. Her account was stated on the wall in the same manner.
Unnamed Woman
I always give too much to ladies. It's a weakness of mine, and that's the way I'll ruin myself. That's your account. If you asked me for another penny and made it an open question, I'd repent of being so liberal and knock off half a crown.
Mrs. Dilber
And now undo my bundle, Joe.
Unnamed Woman
Come now, bring your bundle. Here we go. Come on. You've done a great nod on this one, haven't you? What do you call this? Bed curtains.
Mrs. Dilber
Bed curtains.
Unnamed Woman
Don't mean to say you took them down, rings and all, with him lying there?
Mrs. Dilber
Yes, I do. Why not?
Unnamed Woman
You were born to make your fortune and you'll certainly do it.
Mrs. Dilber
I certainly shan't hold my hand when.
Old Joe
I can get anything in it by.
Mrs. Dilber
Reaching it out for the sake of such a man as he was. I promise you, Joe.
Old Joe
Don't drop that oil upon the blankets now.
Unnamed Woman
His blankets?
Mrs. Dilber
Who else is, do you think?
Old Joe
He isn't likely to take code without.
Mrs. Dilber
Him, I dare say.
Unnamed Woman
I hope he didn't die of anything catching, eh?
Old Joe
Don't you be afraid of that. I ain't so fond of his company that I'd loiter about him for such things if he did.
Mrs. Dilber
Ah, you may look through that shirt till your eyes ache, but you won't.
Old Joe
Find an hole in it nor a threadbare place. It's the best he had, and a fine one, too. They'd have wasted it if it hadn't been for me.
Unnamed Woman
What do you call the wasting of it?
Mrs. Dilber
Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure. Oh, somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again. If calico ain't good enough for such a purpose, it isn't good enough for anything. It's quite as becoming to the body. He can't look uglier than he did in that one.
Narrator/Scrooge
Scrooge listened to this dialogue in horror as they sat grouped about their spoil in the scanty light afforded by the old man's lamp. He viewed them with a detestation and disgust which could hardly have been greater, though they had been obscene demons marketing the corpse itself.
Unnamed Woman
There, you'll see the proper amount in there, too. Not a six bit small. Thank you kindly.
Mrs. Dilber
This is the end of it, you see. He frightened everyone away from him when he was alive, to profit us when he was dead.
Scrooge's Spirit
Spirit. I see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way now. Merciful heaven, what is this?
Narrator/Scrooge
He recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed and now he almost touched a bed. A bare, uncurtained bed, on which, beneath a ragged sheet there lay a something covered up, which, though it was dumb, announced itself in awful language. The room was very dark, too dark to be observed with any accuracy, though Scrooge glanced round it in obedience to a secret impulse, anxious to know what kind of room it was. A pale light, rising in the outer air fell straight upon the bed, and on it, plundered and bereft, unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was the body of this man. Scrooge glanced towards the phantom. Its steady hand was pointed to the head. The COVID was so carelessly adjusted that the slightest raising of it, the motion of a finger upon Scrooge's part would have disclosed the face. He thought of it, felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to do it, but had no more power to withdraw the veil than to dismiss the specter at his side. Scrooge thought, if this man could be raised up now, what would be in his foremost thoughts? Avarice, hard dealing, griping cares? They have brought him to a rich end. Truly, no voice pronounced these questions in Scrooge's ears, and yet he heard them when he looked upon the bed. The body lay in the dark, empty house with not a man, not a woman or a child. To say that he was kind to me in this or that, or for the memory of one kind word, I would be kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door and there was a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearthstone what they wanted in the room of death and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge did not dare think.
Scrooge's Spirit
Spirit, this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson. Trust me. Let us go.
Narrator/Scrooge
Still the ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to the head.
Scrooge's Spirit
I understand you, and I would draw that veil from upon that body's head if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power. If there is any person in the town who feels emotion caused by this man's death, show that person to me. Spirit, I beseech you.
Narrator/Scrooge
The phantom spread its dark robe before him for a moment, like a wing covering the scene before Scrooge's eyes before withdrawing it. The scene, with all its terror and dread, evaporated instantly.
Narrator
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Podcast: A Christmas Carol (The Merry Beggars)
Episode: 21
Date: December 21, 2025
In this somber and haunting episode, Scrooge is led by the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come through a chilling vision of the consequences of a life unloved and unredeemed. Witnessing the indifference and even profiteering of those who surrounded a recently deceased man, Scrooge is confronted with the legacy he is doomed to leave behind unless he changes. The episode captures themes of loneliness, neglect, and the ultimate reckoning of one's choices.
Mrs. Dilber (01:54): "Every person has a right to take care of themselves."
Old Joe (02:26): "A wicked old screw, why wasn't he more natural in his lifetime? If he had been, he'd have had… somebody to look after him when he was struck with death… instead of lying gasping out his last there alone by himself."
Unnamed Woman (04:32): "Don’t mean to say you took them down, rings and all, with him lying there?"
Mrs. Dilber (05:24): "Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure. Oh, somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again..."
Mrs. Dilber (06:07): "This is the end of it, you see. He frightened everyone away from him when he was alive, to profit us when he was dead."
Scrooge's Spirit (08:16): "Spirit, this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson. Trust me. Let us go."
Scrooge's Spirit (08:29): "I understand you, and I would draw that veil from upon that body's head if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power."
The callous practicality of Mrs. Dilber and the others:
“Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure. Oh, somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again.” (Mrs. Dilber, 05:24)
Scrooge’s inner realization:
“Spirit. I see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way now. Merciful heaven, what is this?” (Scrooge's Spirit, 06:17)
Mrs. Dilber's harsh judgment:
“He frightened everyone away from him when he was alive, to profit us when he was dead.” (Mrs. Dilber, 06:07)
The chilling vision of isolation and neglect:
“The body lay in the dark, empty house with not a man, not a woman or a child. To say that he was kind to me in this or that, or for the memory of one kind word, I would be kind to him.” (Narrator/Scrooge, 07:18)
In Summary:
This episode confronts both Scrooge and the listener with the stark reality of a wasted life—one that has failed to inspire affection or even grief. The specter of what might be serves as a powerful warning, and Scrooge’s mounting anxiety and repentance are palpable. A crucial turning point in his journey of redemption is on the horizon.