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Narrator/Reader
Marley was dead to begin with. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon change for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a doornail. Mind, I don't mean to say that I know of my own knowledge what there is particularly dead about it. Or nail. I might have been inclined myself to regard a coffin nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile. And my unhallowed hand shall not disturb it, or the country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat emphatically that Marley was as dead as a doornail. Scrooge knew he was dead. Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assignment, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend and sole mourner. My condolences, Mr. Ebenezer. He's gone unto his reward now. He's at peace.
Bob Cratchit
Quiet, Quiet.
Narrator/Reader
And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral and solemnized it with an undoubted bargain. The mention of Marley's funeral brings me back to the point I started from. There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet's father died before the play began, there would be nothing more remarkable than the father's taking a stroll at night in an easterly wind upon his own ramparts than there would be in any other middle aged gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy spot. Say, St. Paul's Churchyard, for instance, Literally, to astonish his son's weak mind.
Bob Cratchit
Cab. Cabby. Yes. Thank you.
Cab Driver
Where to, sir?
Bob Cratchit
Scrooge and Marley.
Cab Driver
Them the law offices?
Bob Cratchit
Yes. Cabby.
Narrator/Reader
Scrooge never painted out old Marley's name. There it stood, years afterwards above the warehouse door. Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge, Scrooge and sometimes Marley. But he answered to both names. It was all the same to him.
Bob Cratchit
Tabby. Oh, come I'll walk from here.
Cab Driver
But it's freezing out here, sir. You'll catch a cold of you'll.
Bob Cratchit
Here's for the ride. Thank you. That's enough for a ride to St. James, I believe. Cheaper to walk the rest of the way.
Cab Driver
If you say so, sir. On, lads.
Narrator/Reader
Come on. Hey.
Cab Driver
Hey.
Narrator/Reader
Oh. But he was a tight fisted hand to the grindstone Scrooge. A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner. Hard and sharp as flint from which no steel had ever struck out. Generous fire, secret and self contained and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek stiffened his gait made his eyes red, his thin lips blew and spoke out truly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head and on his eyebrows and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him. He iced his office in the dog days and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas. External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he. No falling snow was more intent upon its purpose. No pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't know where to have him. The heaviest rain and snow and hail and sleet could boast of the advantage over him in only one respect. They often came down handsomely and Scrooge never did. Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say with gladsome looks, my dear Scrooge, how are you? When will you come to see me? No beggars implored him to bestow a trifle. No children asked him what it was o'. Clock. No man or woman ever once in all his life inquired the way to such and such a place of Scrooge. Even the blind men's dogs appeared to know him and when they saw him coming on, would tug their owners into doorways and up courts and then would wag their tails as though they said, no eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master. But what did Scrooge care? It was the very thing he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths of life. Warning all human sympathy to keep its distance was what the knowing ones called nuts to Scrooge. Once upon a time, of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve, Old Scrooge sat busy in his counting house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather, foggy withal, and he could hear the people in the court outside go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to warn them. The city clocks had only just gone three, but it was quite dark already. It had not been light all day, and candles were flaring in the windows of the neighboring offices like ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was so dense without that although the court was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms. To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything, one might have thought that nature lived hard by and was brewing on a large scale. The door of Scrooge's counting house was open that he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who, in a dismal little cell beyond a sort of tank, was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal, but he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal box in his own room. And so, surely, as the clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter and tried to warm himself at the candle, in which effort, not being a man of strong imagination, he failed. A Merry Christmas, Uncle. God save you. Did I surprise you, Uncle? It wasn't my intention, I assure you.
Bob Cratchit
Bah, Humbug.
Narrator
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Episode Two: Marley's Demise
Release Date: December 2, 2025
In “Marley’s Demise,” the second episode of The Merry Beggars’ original audio adaptation of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, listeners are transported into the somber world of Ebenezer Scrooge following the death of his business partner, Jacob Marley. This episode sets the emotional and thematic foundation for the story, emphasizing the finality of Marley’s passing and delving deeply into the icy, isolating character of Scrooge as Christmas Eve unfolds.
The episode is delivered in a theatrical, Dickensian tone, preserving the humor, irony, and vivid imagery of the original text. The narration is engaging and immersive, and the use of sound design—street noises, biting wind, and the clinking of coins—contributes richly to the atmosphere. Dialogue remains true to Dickens and introduces the main characters with flavor and period authenticity.
This episode serves as the essential setup for the moral journey of Scrooge, highlighting Marley's firmly established death and Scrooge’s frosty nature, setting the stakes for the supernatural events soon to unfold.