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From Corolla One studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, Brad Williams. Plus the news with Alicia Crouse.
Adam Carolla
And now Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on a church together and mandate you get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks to our friend Brad Williams. Back in studio. Got a live standup special live on Short Street. It's very funny. I watched it in its entirety.
Brad Williams
Thank you, Sir.
Adam Carolla
It's on YouTube and for those who are, like me, are kind of late to the game. I always thought YouTube was sort of for your phone, but now I sit and watch it on my TV pretty much. And it's pretty much just like watching a standup special. It's on any streamer.
Brad Williams
I would. There was a few years ago where I would make fun of people that say, oh, I don't even watch TV anymore. I watch YouTube. And now I am one of those guys where I am watching the majority of my TV either on streaming apps or YouTube.
Adam Carolla
I was in this building 10 years ago and I was talking to my assistant and I said, we gotta get. I moved. I said, we gotta get the phone guy out to the house. And he said, why do you need the phone guy? He's gotta hook up the phone. He goes, you have a phone? I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I need the phone phone. The home. I need a home phone. He goes, why do you need a home phone? I go, what do you mean, why? Everyone needs a. I goes, I don't have. Well, you're a fool. I need a home phone, and everyone's always had a home phone. So I'm gonna go wait for the phone guy to come hook it up. And I realize that's now insane.
Brad Williams
That is ins. It used to be you would need a cable jack for. For your television, and now you don't. And now you don't need that at all.
Adam Carolla
Everything is crazy. I mean, I had a dude I knew who lived in Santa Monica who had an apartment, who went under the apartment, spliced into his neighbor's cable, who was paying, put a tee into it and teed off into his unit with it. I knew my buddy Ray had the black box that he got from the cable guy. You could give him 100 bucks and he had all the good Nudie channels on it. Plus the Tyson fight was free.
Brad Williams
Oh, my God. Yeah. Slip the cable guy 100, slip him a 50. You're gonna get all the premium channels. It's a bygone era.
Adam Carolla
Listen, we are, I am. And we are missing out on the bribery part of life. Everybody, everybody who's of a certain age. Yes, like my age, whose dad was rich.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
He'd go, my dad would get pulled over on the turnpike, drunk as shit, just hand the officer his license with a 20. Like, that's it.
Brad Williams
That's it.
Adam Carolla
No body cam, no dash cam, no nanny state, fucking bribe. And look, I get it, it's a rich guy thing, but it's aspirational. Like, I. One of the reasons to get rich back in the day was to cut the line, right? Like was to get off with the cops, was to pay off women to shut up.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
NDAs meant something back then. Donald Trump had an NDA with Stormy Daniels. That's the worst use of hush money. It's like saying. It's like saying hush money. Been handing them a bullhorn.
Brad Williams
Yes, exactly.
Adam Carolla
Right. Used to buy people. You could get people if you could get your enemies killed a business partner, you just get a drifter to kill somebody. Sure, you could fucking do things if you had money. It meant something.
Brad Williams
Now, money target, you're the target now because it's all. Because now there's Justin Bieber backs his car out of a restaurant. There's 9,000 paparazzi. If you go an inch and a half away from one of these paparazzi, they grab their ankle.
Adam Carolla
Oh, they listen. They flop like LeBron. They. I'd like to show LeBron's I like this. I'd like to put a Dawson, put a reel together. LeBron flops, paparazzi flops.
Brad Williams
Oh, that's going to be good.
Adam Carolla
Because it's going to be. Who's better?
Brad Williams
Oh, that's going to be good. And it's just. And there used to be shame to. Now these paparazzi would go and be like, well, and this is not current Justin Bieber who shot up and grew like a weed where he's like 6, 2 or whatever. Now this is like 15, 16 year old Justin Bieber. This would be like a grown man going, I felt threatened for my life when Ariana Grande looked at me.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah. Now the greatest one of that, there's an old story, I don't even know it. And I will say, if you had money, there were fixers like Mr. Wolf. You could go to a guy and go, here's a couple grand. I need this chick to go away with her pregnancy and her story and all that bullshit. Like, I need you to clean all this shit up. You understand? She's underage. She's pregnant. She's starting to run her mouth. I need her gone. And give a guy two grand, and it was done.
Brad Williams
And that's how the population of Bismarck, North Dakota, grew.
Adam Carolla
That's right.
Brad Williams
Cause they would be sent out there.
Adam Carolla
And you go, I don't want this in the newspaper either. And you go, it's Grant. Here's another Grant. Let's go to the reporter's house, make things go away. Buy things off.
Brad Williams
Right.
Adam Carolla
The only thing that's left is paying politicians. That part's still around. But all. The part where you bribe the cops and everything.
Brad Williams
Yeah. Now the coach of the New England Patriots, he holds hands with a reporter, and all of a sudden everyone's like, well, is this the kind of man that we want trusting and leading our fellow men out on the field?
Adam Carolla
I don't know.
Brad Williams
He got the super bowl last year.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Brad Williams
He's.
Adam Carolla
All right, listen.
Brad Williams
What happens between him and his wife is between him and his wife. That's my personal opinion. But okay, the.
Adam Carolla
So.
Brad Williams
But he lied about it. Of course he lied about it.
Adam Carolla
Everybody lies about all the stuff they don't want you to know about.
Brad Williams
Of course.
Adam Carolla
All right. By the way, when the people go, you know, after that that migrant was killed by that truck driver, I pray for his soul. That person's lying. They didn't do any praying for that migrant. If there was some sort of pray meter where you're praying for the families and the victims of that, no one ever did that.
Brad Williams
I wish there was a way to tally.
Adam Carolla
I wish there was, too. All right, so the biggest story of what you're talking about took place, Andrew, in the Phoenix Airport probably 20 years ago, where Richard Simmons,
Brad Williams
I remember this.
Adam Carolla
Confronted a professional wrestler. I remember this professional wrestler said he was intimidated and injured by Richard Simmons, even though the guy was 275 pounds. Yeah, that's Phoenix Airport. I'm gonna go 2006.
Brad Williams
I think I remember this story. I think Richard Simmons even gave him a baby slap on the face. Like a baby. Just like, oh, you. Whatever.
Adam Carolla
Well, here's the thing about gays. Gays are essentially women in that if you fuck with them, smack you. But they don't feel like they can hurt you.
Brad Williams
Here we go.
Adam Carolla
Oh, 2004.
Brad Williams
Well done.
Adam Carolla
All right. Fitness icon Richard Simmons, then 55, was involved in a March 04 altercation at a Phoenix airport. All right, I got that right.
Brad Williams
Yep.
Adam Carolla
International airport with Christopher Farney, a 23 year old. So the guy's 23 and Richard's 55. So they already got a pretty good. If that's a boxing match, look, most. Here's what I'll put. I'll put it to you this way. Mike Tyson's 55, and anyone who's ranked in the top 200 heavyweights could beat him right now. If you were 23.
Brad Williams
Correct.
Adam Carolla
All right.
Brad Williams
This is Richard Simmons.
Adam Carolla
This is Richard Simmons the fighter, by the way, 23 year old amateur cage fighter. Farney teased Simmons by yelling, drop your bag. Let's rock to the 50s. Causing a frustrated Simmons to slap him.
Brad Williams
Slap him. I got it.
Adam Carolla
Yes. Leading to misdemeanor assault citation and later dismissed the charge. But did the guy sue him?
Brad Williams
That's the crap. Yeah. Misdemeanor assault charges.
Adam Carolla
If you're a cage fighter, by the way, amateur cage fighter means you've been in hairier scraps than cage fighter than ufc, darling.
Brad Williams
Because if you're a UFC guy, top guy, you fight twice a year.
Adam Carolla
Maybe.
Brad Williams
Maybe. But if you're amateur cage fighter, you are a weekend warrior.
Adam Carolla
And you're in the fucking backyard.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
Like you're getting injured by sprinklers as well, by crosses. Right.
Brad Williams
You're doing it for the love of the game at that point.
Adam Carolla
That's right. Chargers dismissed. Simmons was cited for misdemeanor assault. However, in May of our Farley agreed to drop the charges following a private settlement. So he, the cage fighter got paid off. Got paid slap in the airport.
Brad Williams
Hey, man, that's a. That's a great new car. You got a new car. That's a Mercedes Benz, man, very much. Oh my God. Did you.
Adam Carolla
Did you not cage fighting?
Brad Williams
Oh, oh, you so not cage fighting.
Adam Carolla
That's not. That's a avocation, I think. It's not a vocate. That's a hobby. That's a sideline for. I'm semi retired now.
Brad Williams
Was there some investments, do you know? A few things going on in the market?
Adam Carolla
No. Now look, I'm gonna just parse this out. I got into a scrap and got a payday. But not in the Octagon. No, not. I know what you're thinking. Not in the Octa. I did not fight Chuck Liddell.
Brad Williams
Oh, oh, so. So you got into a fight, but this was some guy who like blindsided you? Some big guy to nightclub who works for Walmart or one of these bodyguards for like A rapper or something. Right. If you're.
Adam Carolla
If by that you mean a homo with a Jew fro and dolphin shorts, then yes. At an airport.
Brad Williams
Was he also a cage fighter?
Adam Carolla
No, more of a sweat into the oldies type guy. You know Richard, right?
Brad Williams
You know Richard Simmons.
Adam Carolla
God damn. Like, what do you think that payday was?
Brad Williams
God, if it was a.
Adam Carolla
It's not 10 grand you gotta go up.
Brad Williams
No, because he's an amateur cage fighter. I would just imagine the stones or reverse balls, I don't know what to call it, of a 23 year old amateur cage fighter going, hey, man, $50,000.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Brad Williams
And this goes away.
Adam Carolla
Well, the thing that's always funny about when you sue people, you always have to. There has to be some damages. So you have to, you have to, you have to trump up something. Like, he's scared to go to the airport now, right?
Brad Williams
I can't because he might get attacked
Adam Carolla
by another fitness instructor.
Brad Williams
So. So I was threatened with a lawsuit at one point when I was touring comedy clubs.
Adam Carolla
Well, one is in your special, right?
Brad Williams
Oh, that was the more recent one. So this is. I will, I will address both. The one years ago I was touring comedy clubs and I used to close my show by bringing a female on stage and giving her a lap dance. That's how I used to close my show. I closed my first special fun size with that. And so I would do it, I would say, hey, you're, you know, you're gonna have the best night of your life. You're gonna have a night to remember. You're always gonna remember the night you got a lap dance from Midget Lights. Go on. I do a lap dance. There was a cartwheel involved one time I did this. And at the end of the night, a man came up to me and said, you assaulted my wife up there. And I said, what? Right? I assault what? He goes, you assaulted my wife. And I go, what part? And he's like, when you gave her a lap dance? I go, when? I said. When I said, are you ready for the best night? Are you ready to get a lap dance from midget when she's cheering, when the lights are going off? All that, all that. He goes, yes, you assaulted my wife. And then, and then, and then he goes, $100,000. This goes away.
Adam Carolla
Wow.
Brad Williams
And I, and I go, or I do nothing and this goes away.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Brad Williams
Like, because. Prove it in court.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Brad Williams
Please do we have footage? We have, we have 500 witnesses that can all say that this was a consensual act.
Adam Carolla
Yes.
Brad Williams
So, yeah, so it never happened. He never sued. He just wanted to pay out. He wanted.
Adam Carolla
Of course it's sad.
Brad Williams
He wanted quick money.
Adam Carolla
It's sad.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
But by the way, when people could bribe people, other people never sued people. Now, this is bribing, this is extortion. It's essentially poor people extorting people who have businesses or careers or anything.
Brad Williams
And at that point, I didn't have money, so I didn't even have the money to pay them.
Adam Carolla
In your special, when you were talking about your wife's friend.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
Which I found bold.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
By the way. Like, I hate it when guys are pussy whipped. I believe a lot of the problems we've had in our society is guys abandoning, like, going, hey, woman, I'm bringing home the bacon.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Now, my ex wife had a job once where she was making like 50 grand a year, but I was making like, I don't know, million and a half dollars a year. And I said to her, I go, I bring home the bacon. So I went, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, I bring home the bacon too. And I said, no, you bring home the bacos, I bring home the bacon. Okay? So that's why you gotta listen to me. Cause I'm a dick. But the whole point is, we told women, girl, you do whatever you want. You're in charge. Don't listen to any man. We told every kid, no one's your boss. And they're all going fucking nuts. Now, it's all right to say every once in a while, hey, I do a lot. I bring a lot to this. And you can go ahead and make me dinner and that's fine. And that's not a slave master. And we're not on the plantation. I bought everything that's in the fridge. Now you can cook it up.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
But your wife's friend. And I liked when I knew I loved Robert Kennedy Jr. Is when he was being interviewed on CNN. And of course, CNN did a butcher job on a speech he did and whacked it up and made it look like he was pro Nazi or something like that.
Brad Williams
To be fair, RFK's natural speaking did a butcher job on his speech.
Adam Carolla
So they edit it all up and then they go, even your wife says she was unhappy that you said this. And he goes, she was wrong. And I was like, good, yes, you can do it. All right, so your wife's friend.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
In the special, you walk right to the camera and refer to your wife's friend that you don't like who threatened to sue you. How did that Come about
Brad Williams
what happened. And I'm going to use legal terms very carefully here. So in my last special, which is Also on my YouTube channel called Starfish, I did some bits about Carol. How Carol, I believed was trying to ruin my marriage because I would do things around the house. I would help out around the house and she would always say, it's not enough and he's not. He's not doing enough and he's not around and he's not here to help you. And kind of really. Poisoning. Yeah, yeah, poisoning.
Adam Carolla
The relationship chick stuff. Got it. Standard chick operating procedures.
Brad Williams
In the current special, live on Short street now streaming on my YouTube channel, I addressed that because Carol came to me when she saw that special and she said, hey, I'm gonna sue you. Defamation of character. And I said, let me get this straight. I never said your last name.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Brad Williams
I said, carol is a. And you immediately said, well, he must be talking about me. Right.
Adam Carolla
Which is a good point. Yeah.
Brad Williams
So I go, so you heard Carol and. And you went, right, he's talking about me. Because if you were out there saying that there is a Nazi, never would it. Never would. I go, well, I am offended.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Brad Williams
That is not me. I do not give a shit. So, yes, this is someone who I am constantly going back and forth.
Adam Carolla
But does your wife have maintain a relationship?
Brad Williams
She does. And there is a specific reason for it of which I cannot get into. But my wife does not look at me as the monster and her as the saint. I want to be very clear. She is perfectly aware of the toxicity that this woman puts into her head. But there is relationship there that has to remain. And it is very frustrating because I would like to cut out the toxicity. But this is how I do it is I just talk about her in my comedy specials. So when she watches it, she goes, well, I don't want to hang out with them anymore. That would be my dream.
Adam Carolla
That would be awesome. All right. And more current events.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
So all this stuff came out with the Southern Poverty Law center and all the race hustling that's going on out there and the agitation and it's not really the fault of Jussie Smollett and all those who sort of foment this stuff or make the allegations of it. It's the CNNs and the mainstream media that dive on it and then accentuate it and constantly push it out.
Brad Williams
Rush before an investigation. Sure.
Adam Carolla
And never really they'll interview some left wing politician on their show and they'll go, systemic racism's the biggest problem. This country faces. And then whoever's interviewing them just nods and goes, yeah, I know, it's a shame. Then he'll go, can you give us some specific examples of racism in 2026? Like institutional racism. Give us some example about loaning money or land or admission to college, like anything. So everyone just sort of keeps it rolling along and it's a hustle. And the Democrats seem to run on it all the time, which is scaring and agitating black and brown people. But there was a part from in what year, Andrew, was the debate. What year was the debate with Biden? And it was 2020. Okay, in 2020, I came in yelling about this because the Biden debate with Trump. At some point, Biden brought up Trump and his corrupt family. And then Trump went, I'm corrupt. What about you and your family? And. And then Biden got back to the Russia stuff. Russia, Russia, Russia. And Trump sort of famously went, here we go again. Russia, Russia, Russia, always Russia. But the debate moderator, everyone remembers this part of the debate where Trump is like, russia, Russia, Russia, Jesus Christ. And they're going back and forth calling each other's families corrupt. Turned out Biden's family's corruption. But the moderator wants to get back to a subject, and I'll just play a short clip of it. On the issue of race, we're talking about the issue, President Trump talking about race right now.
Debate Moderator
And I do want to stay on the issue of race.
Adam Carolla
Okay? So these are two 75 year old guys, and we got to talk about race. We got to talk about race. And he's talking about the laptop and he's talking about China, but we gotta talk about race. Why do we have to talk about race? Why don't we talk some policy here?
Brad Williams
Yeah, the stuff that was being alleged about ties to other governments with both of those candidates, I would rather talk about that personally. If there's an outside influence to the president or the potential president of these United States, I think that's slightly more important.
Adam Carolla
What are we gonna talk about race? Like, what are we gonna cover? Are you a racist? No. Are you a racist? No. Then Joe Biden will tell you how much he loves black people. And then Trump will go, my policies help black people. And then why do I have to keep talking about what are they gonna do about it? What policy involved race? And there wouldn't be. There'd just be race. Like, can you say right now that you're not in the Klan and you don't support the Klan, like, it perpetuates itself? By perpetuating itself. Like it's essentially like you going home to your woman every day and go, let's talk about infidelity. And then they go, I've talked about it. I've never cheated on you. I know, but I just want to keep talking about it.
Brad Williams
We have to have a strong discussion about infidelity, an honest discussion.
Adam Carolla
We'll just keep talking about it and eventually it'll seem like our relationship has a lot of it because we talk about it constantly instead of what a bitch Carol is,
Brad Williams
which is the real issue.
Adam Carolla
That's the main. Well, that's what affects you.
Brad Williams
Yes. On a day to day basis.
Adam Carolla
Speaking of names, we were talking before the mics heat up about the old name Bruce and how it was the go to gay name.
Brad Williams
It was.
Adam Carolla
We used to have go to gay names.
Brad Williams
I think the Simpsons even talked about this.
Adam Carolla
There you go. See you, sweetheart. Hi, my name is Bruce.
Brad Williams
Yeah. And then you have Bruce Willis, an amazing action star. You have Bruce Lee, which is an. One of the greatest movie martial artists of all time. And we're like. And that name just kind of got phased out because you and your office
Adam Carolla
turned gay because of Bruce Valanche.
Brad Williams
How is Valanche more powerful?
Adam Carolla
The gay mafia is more powerful than the jiu jitsu mafia. Wow. So. But before there were Karens, there were Bruces, you know what I mean? Because Karens don't like the fact that they've been tarred and feathered with Karen. But Bruce was a tough putt back in the day too.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
Sure.
Brad Williams
Because. And this happens where by no fault of the people who have this name now, but they're just living their life as a Karen, going, this is great. My name is Karen. I'm an outstanding member of my community. Then all of a sudden, some overweight white women start complaining to cops about the length of grass in the neighborhood.
Adam Carolla
That's right.
Brad Williams
And all of a sudden now their name gets hijacked. And now I just tell people my. All of a sudden I'm a bitch.
Adam Carolla
The other go to name Wild was always your black cellmate in prison was Bubba.
Steve Hilton
Yes.
Adam Carolla
It was always, oh, yeah, you're sitting high. Now you'll be hanging out with Bubba cleaning the toilet. That's Bubba.
Brad Williams
Yeah. And I mean, and then there was the, there was a golfer who won the Masters, Bubba Watson.
Adam Carolla
I think, I think, I think there's a Bubba Watson.
Brad Williams
Yeah. And then so he's got to know that he's, he's the guy that, like, his name is just the go to prison rape. Name Horrible.
Adam Carolla
Well, if he doesn't, we shall inform
Brad Williams
him because he's probably got friends that go, yeah, I'm gonna go hang out with Bubba. And then everyone starts laughing.
Adam Carolla
All right, we have a ranking of most famous Bruce's. I'm with you. Bruce Lee's gotta be number one.
Brad Williams
Bruce Lee's got. Yep.
Adam Carolla
Bruce Jenner now. What he. Oh, Bruce Springsteen with Bruce Jenner now. We retire then, or she make the list.
Brad Williams
Well, I think you know Bruce Jenner the decathlete.
Adam Carolla
Bruce Willis.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Uh huh. Bruce Dern. Getting Bruce Hornsby.
Brad Williams
Get a bit of a drop off now Bruce Dickinson. There you go. Iron Frickin Maiden. There you go.
Adam Carolla
Bruce Campbell.
Brad Williams
Love me some Bruce Campbell.
Adam Carolla
Bruce Greenwood. Where's Bruce Blanche, the man who ended all this?
Brad Williams
Bruce Smith, one of the great, greatest football players of all time.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. And then Bruce Bruce.
Brad Williams
He's got two Bruce's.
Adam Carolla
That's right.
Brad Williams
How did I miss him? Where's Bruce the comedian?
Adam Carolla
Hold on. You think Bruce Bruce has ever been in the same room with Boutros Boutro? Scally like, hey, who are you? Boutro Spruce? Wait a minute, hold on. Are you ripping my shit off? No, no, I'm Bruce. Bruce. Bruce Bruce. That's Boutros Boutro. People must think, oh, fucking shut up.
Brad Williams
And then Manute Bol's son comes in. I'm Bol.
Adam Carolla
Bol. I'm Bo. Is he Boll?
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
Boll.
Brad Williams
He's Bu B O L. B O L. Wow.
Adam Carolla
I did not know that.
Brad Williams
Yeah. Bruce. Bruce, Boutros Boutros and Bol Bol are all. Are all in a room just doing the Spider man meme to each other. The double name. People.
Adam Carolla
Other thing I wanted to get into
Brad Williams
before you move on.
Adam Carolla
Before I move on.
Brad Williams
There's a guy who works for you. His name is Chuck. And it just made me think, we're not making Chucks anymore.
Adam Carolla
No, we need a Chuck.
Brad Williams
And that like Chuck's a regular dude,
Adam Carolla
is a good dude.
Brad Williams
Chuck's a red. Chuck's a regular guy. He can come over. He's got that wrench that you haven't bought yet.
Adam Carolla
Well, not this Chuck. He's a homo vegan. But the other, other Chucks, historically, the guys who won World War II, half of them are named Chuck.
Brad Williams
Okay.
Adam Carolla
Chuck will dive on a grenade. Yeah.
Brad Williams
Or you know, you can even go the. You know, because you got Charlie Charles. There's, you know, you got Charlie Sheen. Granted, it's not his given name, but he went to Charlie and then that guy's the guy you you can do all the drugs with. He'll live. You won't, but that's okay.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Brad Williams
We're not making Chucks anymore. We're not making, you know, deans.
Adam Carolla
God. You know, you think about Dean, right? You think about Charlie Sheen, and then you gotta kind of go. You gotta hold the list there. You gotta kind of think about, like, Keith Richards. You know what I mean? Like, I think those guys had the same sort of biology, which is all the drugs, all the cigarettes, all the booze, all. They did everything you told them not to do.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And it made them stronger.
Brad Williams
Keith Richards famously snorted the ashes of his father.
Adam Carolla
Really?
Brad Williams
Yeah. He mixed it in with cocaine and he snorted the ashes of his father.
Adam Carolla
He's 80, and he'll be on stage somewhere tonight.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
That's who that is.
Brad Williams
Because he did everything. Also, what I. What I don't. What I miss about these names like Charles, like Richard, which you can also go like the side names, right? Because then someone can be out there like, oh, I'm Charles. But then the guy that knows you well, he can slip in. Oh, yeah, I talked to Chuck yesterday. But your name is Charles.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. A name that doesn't go. They don't do anymore. And as a tactical name that I've said you should name your son is Lou. And the reason you should name your son Lou is because not only is Lou a good name, but if he ever plays, like, professional baseball and he goes out and they're booing him, it just sounds. It sounds like Lou.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
It sounds like he may have struck out four times in this game already. That's what it sounds like.
Brad Williams
Bill Walton's son who played for the Lakers. Luke. Same thing. Yeah.
Adam Carolla
All right. So you live in California?
Brad Williams
I do.
Adam Carolla
I live in California. They had a gubernatorial debate last night to see who was gonna take Gavin Newsom's spot. And there was one part of it that I found pretty revealing. So now, here's the thing. Look, if you wanna talk gay marriage or you wanna talk abortion or something about teaching the Ten Commandments in grade school or something, that's a kind of an argument that can be kind of spiritual, like, well, I'm a Catholic and I come from whatever, and that's what I believe. I was taught that abortion is evil. And then. Okay. And that's a kind of a philosophical thing that I can't really declare winner in because this is how the person was raised.
Brad Williams
This is what you believe.
Adam Carolla
This is what they believe. But then there's more mechanical issues, like sort of just Basic stuff like. Do you like school choice? Yes, I like school choice. Okay. I'm against school choice. That's a basic thing. So a basic mechanical, literally issue is truck drivers. We have semi truck drivers. Now driving a semi truck is like driving a weapon essentially.
Brad Williams
Absolutely.
Adam Carolla
If you're going 60 miles an hour down the highway and you're not doing your job, you can take out five cars easily. And it's happened a lot. And I recommend the movie, the Jan Michael Vincent vehicle, White Line Fever. If you don't want. If you think you want to know what a semi truck can do behind a guy, oh my God. When a guy's motivated behind that wheel, you do that.
Brad Williams
You can do Patrick Swayze's film Black Dog. Oh yeah, that was a good truck driving.
Adam Carolla
Find a trailer for White Line Fever. So we have a problem and that is California issues driver's licenses to truck drivers. Semi truck, you know, big 18 wheeler drivers. And many of these people are illegal. But many of these people don't speak English and they don't read English and they cannot read the street signs. And so they're unaware of safety things as they barrel their trucks up and down the nation's highway. And they don't stay in California, they've caused havoc. And there's been a lot of deaths recently with these kind of rogue truckers out there smashing into people and trying U turns. And so Trump said, look, and Department of Transportation Duffy said, look, if you're gonna issue a driver's license to somebody, they have to be proficient in English enough so that they can read the signs.
Brad Williams
Whether you believe that immigrants illegally should be given driver's license or not, I feel it is fair that if you are driving a truck or any motor vehicle, you should be able to know the rules of the road and read the signs. I don't think that is a controversial statement.
Adam Carolla
I don't think it's that way for your 16 year old who's trying to get her learner's permit. Like you'd go, you gotta be able to read the signs. That's part of. And when you. I used to teach traffic school. But when you do it, a lot of it's like this is yield and that means slippery when wet. And that's also Bon Jovi album. This is a rock falling place and this is merging. You know what I mean? You got to. Yes, there are words like yield and merge that I don't know the Spanish version of. But if you're going to drive here, you're going to need to know what it means. Yes. All right, so in the debate and there's five or six people up on stage, they just went to each person who's running for governor of the state and said, this is a dangerous thing. What would you do? Would you support this? Which unfortunately means you'd have to support Trump because this is what Trump wants. But it's also, I think, what everyone who's on the highway wants. And also sounds pretty reasonable. And by the way, if I moved to Mexico or Canada and my son was gonna be a long haul trucker, I just go, the rules there are you have to learn the road signs. And if my son said I don't wanna do it, I'd say, well, then you can't be a truck driver.
Brad Williams
You can't be a truck driver.
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Adam Carolla
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Alicia Crouse
If my teenager starts calling me Leslie,
Adam Carolla
that's a family thing. Leslie. Verbocare and 24.
Brad Williams
7 Life Support.
Adam Carolla
If you know you Verbo terms, apply cvrbo.com trust for details. All right, so I will. By the way, you can tell how everyone's gonna answer by whether they're a Republican or a Democrat, right?
Brad Williams
Cause we have the two Republicans in the middle and then the four Democrats on the outside.
Adam Carolla
And spoiler alert, you will get a normal answer from the Republicans and you're gonna get total word salad and not answering of the question. And by the way, this is a mechanical question. This is not a philosophical prayer in school question. Here we go.
Debate Moderator
Welcome back to debate night in California. The race for governor coming to you live from San Francisco.
Debate Host
All right, let's move on to our next question. In an exclusive CRON4 report, a California Highway Patrol officer was recorded giving a roadside English proficiency test to a commercial truck driver. Let's take a look at the video.
Adam Carolla
Oh, the horrors. And then do me a favor. Tell me what this. This sign means. So what do you mean, what does this mean? What is it telling you? What does this sign mean?
Debate Host
This video is captured following the U.S. department of Transportation withholding $40 million in funding, saying California is the only state in the country that refuses to insure big rig drivers can read road signs and communicate with law enforcement.
Debate Moderator
Mr. Becerra, we begin this round with you. Should the CHP be giving English proficiency tests to truck drivers? And if not, would you as governor push back against the Trump administration on this policy? You have 60 seconds.
Chad Bianco
I would definitely push back on.
Adam Carolla
All right, here comes the word salad. Because he's a Democrat. Here we go.
Brad Williams
So he would definitely push back and
Chad Bianco
push back against Trump administration on. Again, a reckless policy.
Adam Carolla
I would make sure he used the word reckless. Reckless. The policy of road safety is reckless. His non road safety policy is non reckless. He's got the word car wreck. Yeah, it's right there. So it's a reckless policy.
Brad Williams
And I'm watching this and I'll be. And I'll be honest with my politics. Here's how I would always describe my politics. I was raised as a conservative in California. My. One of my best friends in the world is a liberal from Texas. We have agreed on everything, right? That that is, that that is my politics.
Adam Carolla
All right, sorry. So let you play it.
Brad Williams
So now. So now I'll watch this. And I have not seen this clip.
Debate Moderator
And if not, would you, as governor push back against the Trump administration on this policy? You have 60 seconds.
Chad Bianco
I would definitely push back on the Trump administration. And again, a reckless policy. I would make sure that that officer understands that he cannot discriminate against any driver without having a basis to do so. I understood a little bit of what that individual was trying to say. I don't, I couldn't see the signs, but it certainly sounded like he was trying to describe what that particular sign was trying to represent. And so we have to be very careful that we're not profiling consumers in California. Drivers in California. It is against the law.
Adam Carolla
All right, hold on, Foz. First off, we're not profiling, okay? We have to be very careful. Cuz that's reckless. He's saying careful and reckless. The plan is to be careful and not reckless. But we're not profiling consumers and we're not profiling drivers. We're profiling truck drivers.
Brad Williams
Truck drivers.
Adam Carolla
Drivers.
Brad Williams
Truck driving.
Adam Carolla
Big rig. Big rig drivers. There's many fewer of them, but here we go.
Chad Bianco
These officers, while they try to do the best job of keeping safety, have to understand they have to abide by the rules and treat everyone, every motorist the same way. And so. So if that officer had some basis to be qualified. Let's take a look at that. But let's not find that people are being discriminated against because of what they look like. Is that officer asking everyone he pulls over to explain those signs?
Adam Carolla
Here's honestly what it is.
Brad Williams
I hope so.
Adam Carolla
Somebody. Okay. They're always so worried about discrimination, but they don't care about families who get destroyed when these guys ram into them. Look, here's what happens. You cannot tell the race of most long haul truckers because they're seven feet in the air, right? I have no idea what a guy looks like because I'm down and Brad, you're even.
Brad Williams
I'm even lower.
Adam Carolla
You're even lower.
Brad Williams
Until. Until they honk the horn, right? That can give me some idea. Because like, Cause like, if they honk the horn, it's the horn from the Dukes of Hazzard. I go, all right, I got an idea.
Adam Carolla
That's the Irishman So. So somebody does something illegal in a semi truck, and then that person gets pulled over. Then the officer goes up to approach the cab, and when the guy gets out of the cab, the officer says, license, registration, where you're heading, do you have your load document or whatever? And the guy clearly can't speak English. Then he administers the test. Yes, that's how that would work. Now, if he pulled over, let's just say Mario Lopez was driving that truck. And then Mario Lopez got out, went, hello, officer. Top of the morning to you. I'm sorry. I should have used my turn indicator. Let me go retrieve my license and proof of insurance and registration from the cab of my Peterbilt. Then that guy would not ask him if he could read a road sign.
Brad Williams
Right.
Adam Carolla
Okay. But anyway, Javier Bacaria, as Biden calls him, is very concerned about the illegal truck driver. By the way, he didn't give an answer. Should we check or not? But now let's go. Now we'll go to the Republican. And now you'll get a sane answer.
Chad Bianco
Is he asking only people who look like me? And if he's doing that, oh, it
Adam Carolla
looks like the law. That's right.
Debate Moderator
And I just want to clarify, do you think CHP should be giving English proficiency tests?
Adam Carolla
He didn't.
Chad Bianco
As far as I know, the academy does not train CHP officers to be giving English.
Adam Carolla
We're asking if you think they should.
Chad Bianco
So that officer has some explaining to do.
Adam Carolla
Okay, I have no answer. All right, hold on. Do we know what his answer was? Not really. That was wrong. That was wrong. It's wrong to discriminate. Okay. To racially discriminate. Are we not done with this yet? I guess so. All right, here we go. Now we go.
Debate Moderator
Law enforcement officer on the stage tonight. Should this type of roadside testing become standard practice across California and what should happen to drivers if they do fail? You have 60 seconds.
Javier Becerra
Well, we have to first off acknowledge that we actually do have rules and we actually do have laws. And if they are not abiding by those laws and California is giving them driver's licenses when they do not qualify for those driver's licenses, and we're sending them out onto the streets. We also have seen several horrific accidents that were attributed to people that did not understand English or that did not. Could not comprehend the road signs or the street signs that they were supposed to be abiding by. So we don't know the context of this. This is what's super important, especially in law enforcement. You have to know the entire context of this entire stop in the entire video, not just the little, the small section, but if he is verifying whether or not someone can read signs, my guess is he was stopped for violating a sign and he's trying to verify that he could. And, and let's stop with this whole racism thing and racial profiling and all of this garbage. We have to get over this. You either violated the law or you didn't. End of concert, end of story. Consequences for bad behavior.
Adam Carolla
All right, pause. That's a normal. Now he gave a normal answer. All right, so we'll now go to Steve Hilton. I predict. Are we going to Steve Hilton or we'll play next. Steve Hilton's next. And now you'll get a normal answer, cuz he's a Republican.
Debate Moderator
For truck drivers. You have 60 seconds.
Steve Hilton
So I've discussed this with someone called Marcus Coleman from Bakersfield. His beautiful daughter Delilah was put into a coma by someone driving a truck. An illegal immigrant didn't speak English and his daughter now disabled for life. That's what we're dealing with here. It is completely ridiculous that we have people driving on our roads who can't understand road signs and can't speak English. So yes, of course, and I've discussed this with my friend Sean Duffy, the Transportation Secretary. We will not be issuing commercial driver licenses when I'm governor to people who are illegally here and who don't speak English. That is obvious common sense, Mr. Hilton.
Debate Moderator
Thank you, Frank.
Adam Carolla
All right, now they're gonna go to Tom Steyer, who's a Democrat, and you're gonna get another word salad answer. Cuz they can't answer the question because it's something against Hispanics in their world, even if they're dangerous. But here we go. Here's Tom Steyer on this.
Debate Host
Should language proficiency for truckers be strictly enforced even if it means that some of them will probably lose their jobs? You have 60 seconds.
Tom Steyer
Look, I agree with what was said, which is we don't know the context of this stuff.
Adam Carolla
This answer, what I can say is
Tom Steyer
this racial profiling and in fact, picking on people based on the color of their skin in the state of California is illegal. I have a program for ICE that involves prosecuting them for racial profiling, prosecuting them for violence.
Adam Carolla
All right, hold on. We're not asking about ice, we're just asking about truck drivers here and shall they have a license if they cannot?
Brad Williams
This is one of my biggest peeves with politicians is you ask a question and they pivot into a question they want to answer.
Adam Carolla
I Know, but they don't answer. The problem with this one is they cancel. All right, so both Republicans have answered the question. Yes. Both Democrats haven't answered the question. They've just said something about race. But here we go.
Tom Steyer
The context of this. Stop. But what I can say is this racial profiling is illegal. And in fact picking on people based on the color of their skin in the state of California is illegal. Picking on it. I have a program for I that involves prosecuting them for racial profiling, prosecuting them for violence against Californians and the supervisors studying, you know, investigating their detention centers.
Adam Carolla
What are we talking about?
Tom Steyer
Legal defense funds for people who've been kidnapped and put in those detention centers and a know your rights PR campaign. Listen, what we're talking about here is whether police officers and the criminal justice system treats people fairly based on the color of their skin. I will say this. Donald Trump posted against me last week because I said ICE has to obey the law in California. The head of ICE posted against me,
Adam Carolla
but I said they need to be abolished.
Tom Steyer
The truth is racial profiling is illegal. Violence is illegal. And we, the governor of California, violence is illegal.
Adam Carolla
Hold on a second. You guys know violence is illegal.
Brad Williams
Well, I'm gonna have to make some phone calls then.
Adam Carolla
So they're just pulling over citizen drivers and there's violence. Okay, all right, so now we're over two with the Democrats. Cuz I didn't get an answer to a trucking question. But we'll go to Katie Porter now and see if she can provide something.
Tom Steyer
Californian citizens every time.
Debate Host
Mr. Steyer, thank you. Ms. Porter, same question. Do you believe that English proficiency, language proficiency should be strictly enforced for truck drivers? You have 60 seconds.
Katie Porter
I would absolutely fight the Trump administration because the job of the California governor is to protect, protect Californians.
Adam Carolla
Right now, that is if we're going to protect Californians, they want to. This is talking about we can't drive
Show Announcer / Producer
on the road to protect Californians.
Adam Carolla
We're going to take. Protect us all dangerous people in semi trucks out on the road to protect Californians. All right, so her answer is she's going to fight Trump to protect Californians. All right, let's hear what else.
Katie Porter
I would absolutely fight the Trump administration because the job of the California governor is to protect Californians. And right now that includes protecting them from Donald Trump. Protecting Californians also includes enforcing traffic laws. And we've seen sometimes a need for oversight in California. For example, we have seen that the Department of Motor Vehicles was not enforcing rules around DUIs and drivers who had convictions for that. I am stunned that Mr. Bianco would say to black and brown Californians and immigrants who are being terrorized and racially profiled that you have to get over racism.
Adam Carolla
All right, hold on.
Katie Porter
It's not something.
Adam Carolla
Can someone send a message to the Democratic Party and just go stop with the fucking race hustle all the time? It's so weird and it's ugly. But here's the whole thing. I would just wanna know about the trucker's license part. I know everything is about race, but how about the license, the car?
Brad Williams
Props to Katie Porter in that the only. She actually briefly addressed it where she
Adam Carolla
said she briefly addressed the DMV and drunk drivers.
Show Announcer / Producer
She managed to get through the whole debate without throwing boiling potatoes on anyone.
Adam Carolla
I do like that about her, though. All right, well, we'll let her finish. Okay.
Katie Porter
Immigrants who are being terrorized and racially profiled that you have to get over racism. It's not something that you get over, it's something that you fight. And if he doesn't understand the importance of that, he has no business representing a state with the Diversity of California.
Debate Host
Ms. Porter, thank you very much. Mr. Bianco. I'll give you 15 seconds to respond.
Javier Becerra
Yeah, again, that's not even close to what I said. What I said is we're Californians and I'm speaking for them, especially from law enforcement when I deal with persons of color every single day. Californians are absolutely sick and tired of our politicians making race the basis of everything it is, is not. And this racial divide that they are pushing between law enforcement and the public or Democrat and Republican absolutely has to stop. And I'm telling you we are sick of it.
Debate Host
Mr. Bianco. Thank you, Mr. Mahan. Good answer. Mayor of a city in which 42% of the residents are foreign born, do you believe that English proficiency tests for truckers are necessary?
Adam Carolla
Now, hold on a second. Mayhan is a Democrat, but he's sort of reasonable, I guess. I don't know. He was supposed to be on this show, but he dropped the day before because he probably wasn't gonna be excited about some of the questions I would have for him. Probably talk to Gav, but let's see if he's a normal. When I say reasonable Democrat, you just think Bill Clinton, 1997. That version of a Democrat, not new race hustle Democrat. All right, so. So we're 0 for 3 with the Democrats and answers to should long haul truckers be issued a license if they don't speak English and Let's see what Mahan has to say. I don't know, I didn't hear it. But let's see if he's reasonable.
Matt Mahan
The right answer here is clearly to hold the DMV accountable for ensuring that every driver on our roadway meets the qualifications for the license that they have. That's the appropriate entry entity to do this. And as the mayor of not only one of the most diverse big cities in the country, but the safest big city in the country, let me tell you what creates real public safety. It's rooted in trust. When people trust the law enforcement officers who serve the community, it means that residents are more likely to report crime, to serve as witnesses, to provide evidence. We made San Jose the safest big city city in the country by building that trust between law enforcement and the community that they serve. That will be my priority as governor. But we should never lower the standard that agencies like the DMV enforce. As governor, I will also ensure that every state agency lives up to its responsibility.
Debate Host
Clarification, English proficiency, 15 seconds. Exams.
Matt Mahan
The DMV has exams. And it's not about whether or not you speak English. I represent one of the most diverse cities and the safest city. What the DMV is responsible for doing is not testing how, how good your English is, it's whether or not you're a safe driver who understands the rules.
Debate Host
All right, Mr. Mahan, thank you, Nikki.
Adam Carolla
But you have to speak English to read the fucking sign. Idiot. So he's kind of a puss. Like he didn't. He was worried a little about offending the Hispanics.
Show Announcer / Producer
I watched this last night and Mahan, in every single answer, he reminded us somehow he was the San Jose mayor.
Adam Carolla
Right? Right.
Show Announcer / Producer
That's all he said.
Brad Williams
That's what he was coached by.
Adam Carolla
But that he is a Democrat. It's sort of normal.
Brad Williams
Yeah, he at least sort of normal. DMV should have a standard that all, that all drivers should maintain.
Adam Carolla
But when he got pushed a little bit to go Spanish, he copped out. Because he went, the DMV wants to know if you can drive. No, they want to know if you can read the signs. And, and by the way, it's a normal answer with a little bit of a cop out, but at least he's not batshit crazy like Steyer and Porter on the stage.
Show Announcer / Producer
You just wait until he gets elected,
Adam Carolla
then it's batshit crazy. Yeah, maybe. All right.
Show Announcer / Producer
And all of the 42% of the foreign born people in San Jose are the people on those work visas. The Indians taking away American jobs.
Adam Carolla
Ah, all right. So Brad.
Brad Williams
Yes, sir.
Adam Carolla
Do you agree? And Brad drives himself everywhere.
Brad Williams
Yes, I do.
Adam Carolla
Quite nicely.
Brad Williams
Yes, I do. With pedal extenders.
Adam Carolla
How far do they extend?
Brad Williams
Not that far. I only. It's about six. About six or seven inches. That's it.
Adam Carolla
What goes on if there's a valet situation for you? Because most valet guys are under six foot, but you get some rangy guys in there.
Brad Williams
Yeah. Let's just say whenever I get my car back from valet, I know that I'm gonna be. My car doesn't have the preset driver settings. So when I get back in my car, I do have to move the seat up quite a bit so they. They just move the seat back and they can slip their feet under the pedals. It's. It's. You wouldn't want to drive across country like that. But if you're driving from the stand to a parking lot somewhere and back, it's fine.
Adam Carolla
Yo. The way the extenders work, you can slide under it.
Brad Williams
Yeah. And now there's. And I know this because I'm in the process of buying a new car. Someone actually dropped your name at a dealership because I was at a. They are not a paid advertiser. I was at a lucid.
Adam Carolla
Lucid, yeah, dealership.
Brad Williams
And someone said that you had either been in or talked to them or.
Adam Carolla
I think, I think they. I went and did something with. I, I like the lucid, but I don't have one. But yeah.
Tom Steyer
Cool.
Adam Carolla
Electric car.
Brad Williams
Yeah. So. But now they. They're engineering pedals that kind of fold. And I've seen these. So now on my next car, it'll probably just completely fold out of the way.
Adam Carolla
Oh, you mean the extenders will fold out of the way?
Tom Steyer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Carolla
Electronically?
Brad Williams
No, I'm not sure yet. I don't know. Wish I can give you better.
Adam Carolla
Where do you take them to get them modified?
Brad Williams
A lot of. There's these like disabled modification places for cars. Same place where people would take their car to get the hand pedal or the hand controls on if you're. Or a disability ramp installed for wheelchairs. The last time I got extenders on, I went to that place. Thankfully, a lot of car companies either agree or have to. I'm not sure. But they pay for it.
Adam Carolla
Ah. Because of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Especially in California. Somebody thought they gotta pay for that shit. Yeah. Which basically means we pay for that stuff. The able bodied person who's trying to buy lucid just got your fucking. And pedal extenders tacked on to the price of theirs because they don't just eat it, they push it along.
Brad Williams
Yeah. Wait, what?
Adam Carolla
How much would it cost to. Well, everything California goes is we want to add a 3% surcharge for whatever they go. Okay. But whoever, the restaurant or the dealer, whatever, they just tack it onto the price of everything they do.
Brad Williams
Price of doing business. The same way when I. When I sell merchandise and they. I'm in a state where they go, hey, there's an additional tax on to you. Do I then sell the T shirt for the same amount?
Adam Carolla
No, I just roll it in.
Brad Williams
Exactly.
Adam Carolla
I know. I never get why people don't like. Why not pay the guy who works at McDonald's 30 bucks an hour? It's like. Cuz then the Big Mac is $14 instead of $8.
Brad Williams
And you can argue that McDonald's should not do that. But at the same time I go, but that's not what they're gonna say in the boardroom. That's not what they're gonna say to their shareholders. Absolutely. Businesses, one job is to make money. If you want to fix that system, that's a whole nother argument. But when you do, when you do these sort of added charges, the business will then find other ways to recoup that charge.
Adam Carolla
They have to. All right, now you brought up the trucker movie Black Dog. Yeah. Patrick Swayze, which I haven't even seen,
Brad Williams
also starring Meatloaf and I.
Adam Carolla
What year do you think this is from?
Brad Williams
Oh, man, this is 2002, I want to say.
Adam Carolla
And I brought up White Line Fever with Jan Michael Vincent. So let's see who's got the better trucker trailer. Oh, okay, let's go.
Brad Williams
This is a Swayze movie.
Adam Carolla
Let me tell you something about Jan Michael Vincent, bro.
Brad Williams
Okay?
Adam Carolla
He was Swayze before Swayze. Okay?
Brad Williams
Pre Swayze.
Adam Carolla
Pre. He was Swayze before. Sinewy white guy, good looking, ladies love him in all action and like the chain smoke.
Brad Williams
Jan Michael Vincent BS before Swayzing.
Adam Carolla
That's right. Here we go.
Brad Williams
So this is Black Dog, I think.
Adam Carolla
Yes.
Brad Williams
Trucker music.
Adam Carolla
Jack's driving days were over. I lost my license permanently when I went to prison.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
Bet you miss that life, don't you?
Brad Williams
Until the day day he got an offer.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
I got a load I need brought up from Atlanta.
Brad Williams
It's off the books. He couldn't refuse.
Adam Carolla
Even with what we both make, we are too far behind. I was offered a job today. Driving bad acting, trucker job. Ah, here comes Meatlo. That's me. Got a name?
Brad Williams
Jack Cruz.
Adam Carolla
Cruz Give Earl's manners. He was hoping he'd get to drive. But what was supposed to be a
Brad Williams
straight run up north.
Adam Carolla
There's over $3 million in automatic weapons on that truck. What was that? A Mazda is about to take a few unexpected turns. Oh, man.
Brad Williams
Shoot out on the road.
Adam Carolla
Oh, this is a trucker film. Oh, yeah? You didn't tap tell me I'd be hauling illegal artillery.
Brad Williams
You got a real pretty daughter, Jack.
Adam Carolla
You touch them, I'll kill you. Be ashamed. Something happened. Oh, man. This is a trucking movie. I'm gonna kill her and the kid.
Brad Williams
Universal Pictures invites you Invite.
Adam Carolla
They said invite you to watch movies. Now they tell you to watch.
Brad Williams
Buckle up.
Adam Carolla
Buckle up.
Brad Williams
Hold on tight.
Matt Mahan
I'm never.
Adam Carolla
And watch out for the other guy. Oh, he's rolling barrel. Rolling trucks. Oh, my God, Brad, this could be the greatest trucking movie ever.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
And Meatloaf Randy Travis. Yes. Black Dog. Oh, Black Dog. It's coming back to me.
Brad Williams
Yeah, let's go.
Adam Carolla
I'm gonna watch that when I get home.
Brad Williams
Let's.
Adam Carolla
All right. Now, you've probably never seen White Line Fever.
Brad Williams
I have not.
Adam Carolla
Going back to the seventies now. Okay, Carol Joe is back. Jerry waited two long years. Now it's time to make a life for themselves. Back from prison, back from the army. Driving us. He's an honest trucker who won't make deals. I mean, I don't haul that stuff. I don't drive.
Debate Host
Huh?
Adam Carolla
That's right. Just keep your mouth shut and do slim pickets. But it gets tougher for both of them. Sure.
Debate Moderator
I'm pregnant.
Adam Carolla
Carol Joe. His name's Carol.
Brad Williams
Interesting.
Adam Carolla
They force him to fight back their way. My name's Carol Joe Hummer. I come to get at work. Hold on a second.
Brad Williams
Carol Joe Hummer.
Adam Carolla
I say I've applied for a lot of jobs, but I've never pulled a shotgun day one.
Brad Williams
Well, maybe that's why you didn't get the job.
Adam Carolla
I did not get that gig at Taco Bell cuz I just filled out an application and went home. All right. They forcing to fight back their way. My name's Carol Joe Hummer.
Show Announcer / Producer
I come to get work, got to
Adam Carolla
hang off the truck with a shotgun.
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Adam Carolla
Get. But he won't quit. Get up no matter what. Forklift.
Chad Bianco
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Boxes. You're about to walk off a cliff, boy. He's only gonna get you dead man. They got the muscle. They own the law. They own the law. They terrify his wife. Oh, no. Take the deal. And let's get the hell away from Karen Black. He's a working man who's had enough. Dog. You know who this is? Wait, he see what he does with his truck, Brad. Okay, are you ready? Are you ready for the greatest semi truck stunts ever?
Brad Williams
Okay.
Adam Carolla
I saw this in the theater. Man bursting through gates.
Brad Williams
Yep. Coming up.
Adam Carolla
Look at that.
Brad Williams
Launched through a mansion.
Adam Carolla
Through a sign. Through a sign. A giant sign. You got a picture? 9 year old Adam Carolla sitting in the theater in North Holland. Oh, Jesus Christ. I am seeing this. I'm watching the shit out of this. He jumped a truck through a sign.
Brad Williams
Amazing. Amazing. I. I love both those movies. I think, I think you're gonna love Black Dog. And now I got to see White Lion Fever because I got to see what Carol Joe is going to do with that shotgun there was all they
Adam Carolla
pretty much they did shotgun. They did knock over tons of boxes or barrels or trash cans.
Brad Williams
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Adam Carolla
Corrupt cops.
Brad Williams
Yep, yep.
Adam Carolla
They had the put upon wife that they always got to the wife. Be ashamed if something happened to your lady.
Brad Williams
To that pretty little face.
Chad Bianco
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
She might not be so pretty anymore. What's up with her? And then the part where he's on the phone, she. You lay hand on her. I find you, I'll kill you.
Brad Williams
You harm one hair on her head.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah.
Brad Williams
And then always what? What J. Michael Vincent's movie had that I. That I love. You know, if you see an overweight white male in a white suit and a cowboy hat and a southern accent, that guy's gonna be nothing but trouble.
Adam Carolla
He's trouble. Yeah. And at some point that guy would sort of explain. We do things a little differently around here. So you be smart to get in line because it's always about getting line.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
You know what I mean? But he won't do it. I mean, that's what Swayze did in Roadhouse. They're like, we play the game. You got to play the game. And he's like, I don't play the game.
Brad Williams
Play the game. I am the game. Because pain don't hurt.
Adam Carolla
That's right.
Brad Williams
One of the greatest lines instead of a history. Pain don't hurt. I believe that's actually the definition.
Adam Carolla
Let's see. Black Dog 98, director Kevin Hooks.
Brad Williams
98. Oh, wow.
Adam Carolla
Also directed Passenger 57 with Wesley Snipes.
Brad Williams
There you go.
Adam Carolla
Which coined the phrase always bet on black. Yeah. Almost as good as pain don't hurt.
Brad Williams
That's up there, man. Guys got a knack for lines. Let me tell you. That dude. There hasn't been a good trucking movie in a while. Because I don't remember anyone after Black Dog. I would love for them to do another trucking movie, although based on the debate we just watched, it would be a very different plot.
Adam Carolla
Yes. The bloom is off the rose with truckers. It was a noble job. It was a real Americana job.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
There were ballots about truckers. There were. There were songs. There was. There are other movies.
Show Announcer / Producer
If they made a movie about truckers today, it'd be called Seek and Destroy.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, right. Seek is in the. Is in the religion.
Brad Williams
Yes.
Adam Carolla
I would have spelled it, but I have no idea how to spell that kind of seek versus the other seek. But yes.
Brad Williams
Yeah, yeah. There. There used to be songs about trucking.
Adam Carolla
There was. Well, get CB Savage. Just because we have to. But it was. It was radio calls.
Brad Williams
Breaker, breaker one nine.
Adam Carolla
This is Convoy.
Brad Williams
Yeah, Convoy. This is Chubby Bunny.
Adam Carolla
Convoy was a great trucker song, but. But CB Savage was the best. And I don't know if you've ever heard CB Savage.
Brad Williams
CB Savage.
Adam Carolla
It's the greatest trucking song ever.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
Out on i4 0. Dodging bucks in pickup trucks in West New Mexico it was a cloudy day and me and old J was just about bored to tears but we come awake when a CB break come a ringing loud and clear and we heard this voice that we ain't never heard before saying, Break 1 9. I'm CB Savage. Hi, all you 18 wheelers. Anyone seen any Smokey Bears? How about some Bear Smokies? CB Savage here, Come on. Well, I looked at Jay and I said, hey, did you hear what I just heard? He nodded his head and his face got red and he never said a word. We both reached for the mic thinking we might just answer that one nine call when that CB device come back to life. Just a lisping, wall to wall lisping.
Brad Williams
A lisping.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
And that unusual voice came on again, saying, Break 19 again. This is your one and only CB Savage. Mercy sakes. Good bodies, could I please have your 20?
Brad Williams
I don't know if that's a. I don't know if that's a xylophone, but that's awesome.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
How about a mile post? Listen, you can't keep your hammers down forever, you know. Speak to me. Pedal Pumpers. How about it? Well, the box went dead and we looked straight ahead and didn't say a word at all. We had four in the chair and the door back there, but nobody'd answer that call. A while went by And Jay and I, we started breathing again. We figured this stranger was plumb out of range when all at once he come back in. And it was that same odd voice saying, breakers, breakers. Any takers?
Adam Carolla
Hi.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
Hi, it's me again. I'm in your chair and I love it there. Say, you truckers really know how to take a person for a ride. Speak to me, you diesel demons. I'd love to get to know your handles. CB7 cheer.
Show Announcer / Producer
Perfect.
Adam Carolla
Gonna turn, listening.
Brad Williams
It's gonna turn.
Adam Carolla
Oh boy.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
I grabbed the mic and I held it tight.
Brad Williams
I've not heard this song before.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
I looked at Jay and he was grinning away like a big old bird fed cat. So I put down the talker and turned up the squawker and got a good grip on the wheel. I decided the trucker that answered this duck sure as heck wasn't going to be me. About that time, that weird voice came back on again saying, yo, breakaroo. Hi. Hi you Jim Dandy Jimmy Jammers, you. Do I ever have a surprise for you. If you listen real close, you'll find my voice is changing. And if you'll start checking your rear views, you'll find you got company. Five plain white smokies dressing up for a ticket writing party. Y' all were so busy copying my put on you didn't notice your little convoy was being infiltrated. You can start shutting them down anytime.
Adam Carolla
Now.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
This is your CB Savage, the Smokey's friend. Wall to wall and treetop to all that is all.
Adam Carolla
Oh my goodness. That took a turn. Oh my goodness. Is that the greatest trucking song?
Brad Williams
Wow.
Adam Carolla
It was. It was a straight guy the whole time.
Brad Williams
The whole time. Who knew? Just doing a weird caricature of what he thought a gay trucker would sound like. Oh my God. I'm gonna have to listen to that one again.
Adam Carolla
That's a real song.
Brad Williams
That's the just the truck driver lifestyle. And now I feel like a lot of people are, you know, a lot of truckers are going to be coming under attack with all the self driving cars and the AI and stuff like that. I hope truckers can be truckers. Hopefully the AI can assist them, not replace them. I don't want a world where truckers just aren't on the road going to Buc ee's.
Adam Carolla
Buc ee's greatest bathrooms ever.
Brad Williams
Absolutely. Because I'm on the road a lot. I'm going around all the lanes. I've been to your Terre Haute Indianas and I've been to a lot of Buc EE's I've been to a lot of truck stops. Truck stops are fun, man.
Adam Carolla
I agree. And BUC EE's are great.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
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Brad Williams
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Adam Carolla
Great.
Brad Williams
Here in Los Angeles.
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Adam Carolla
Hey, Adam, I just saw recently that Roadhouse is on prime and so I got all excited because you always talk about it and I love Patrick Swayze. So I get me a glass of wine, get all comfy and turn it on. And I'm watching like maybe the first 15 minutes and I realized this is the most horrible piece of shit movie I have ever seen. So I just wanted to say thanks
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Adam Carolla
I'd be shook. Let me. I hope so. Thank God I'm sitting down. But let me just say this. There is no Mac and cheese better than Kraft Mac and Cheese. There is no better fish sandwich than a filet o fish sandwich. You understand how we work. It's familiar, it's bad, and it's the best.
Alicia Crouse
But you know what you're getting.
Adam Carolla
And that's exactly what Roadhouse is. And what other movie would the bad guy use? The line, I used to fuck guys like you in prison, which obviously makes you gay. And essentially you have AIDS now, because this was the 80s, but that's a badass line.
Alicia Crouse
I just. I mean, Sam Elliott, come on, mijo. My husband asked me the other day, he was like, who do you find attractive? Like over all of. And I was like, male or female? And so I gave him a list of like, male and female. And my top two on the male side were Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott. To which my husband responded, they both had stashes. Yeah, because he's like always pushing for just the stash. He has a full beard. And I'm like, no, sir. Those are the only two men on earth that can pull off just the stash.
Adam Carolla
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Alicia Crouse
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
All right, let's do some news.
Alicia Crouse
Ooh, it's some fun news. We've had a California gubernatorial debate. Remember the first one that was supposed to happen at usc? All the Democrats dropped out because not enough minorities were gonna be on stage.
Adam Carolla
You know, the thing about the race hustle is I keep wondering when it's gonna wear out. Like, I go, come on now. After the next hoax or the last hoax or whatever, the two term black president, like, whatever it is, first female woman of color vice president. Like, when? When is this gonna stop? And the answer is, I guess never. Now. I thought eventually it would stop. Evidently they're not stopping, they're doubling down. And it's weird, cuz it's like everyone is at their saturation level with it and never wants to fucking hear about it anymore. And they still go at it.
Alicia Crouse
I think that maybe the broader general public are at their saturation point about it. I think the progressive, hardcore Democratic, Democratic primary voter. And I put primary in quotation marks because in California we have the top two. So oftentimes it ends up being two Democrats at the top of the ticket. I think that you have Steyer, Porter, pretty much all the white Democrats Running that are like, no, I have to appeal to that wing of the party or otherwise I'm not gonna make it through.
Adam Carolla
There is that Biden clip about white supremacy that I never get tired of playing that Joe Biden was a race hustler and hustled this entire country on white supremacy is the biggest problem this country faces. And he's doing it in front of Howard University, Historically Black University. And we have that clip somewhere. But it's just weird. First off, he's giving a commencement speech at a college. He's telling black people who are going off into the world to work that the world you're going off into hates you.
Alicia Crouse
Especially Rich, considering he was the vice president for the America's first black president.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Alicia Crouse
And then when he became president, he chose the first black vice president, female vice president.
Adam Carolla
Right, Right. But he's gonna explain the biggest problem this country has at a graduation speech. Here we go.
Tom Steyer
To stand up against the poison white
Adam Carolla
supremacy, as I did my inaugural address
Tom Steyer
to a single out as the most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland is white supremacy.
Adam Carolla
Applause, applause. Dumb, dumb black people applaud or poison the black people, I should say. Applause, applause. And I'm not saying this because I'm at a black hbcu.
Tom Steyer
I say wherever I go, one lady
Adam Carolla
in the back laughing, such a fucking lazy sack of shit. People don't hate Biden enough for what he tried the greatest terrorist threat, terrorists. He said the greatest terrorist threat this country faces is white supremacy, except for it's Muslim. And I don't know what examples he has other than old ladies protesting in front of abortion clinics.
Alicia Crouse
Yeah. So the Democrats did skip that first debate. This week's debate was over on ktla. It was up in the Bay Area. And they started it by saying, hey, the six people on this stage were invited to be here because of where we went with the national standard of where they are in the polls. And you had to be polling at least 5%.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Alicia Crouse
And so it was Javier Becerra, Matt Mahan, the two Republicans, Chad Bianco, Steve Hilton, Katie Porter, Tom Steyer. Yeah. Am I missing anyone?
Adam Carolla
No, that. Got it. I can't figure out who's more retarded. Is it Tom Steyer or Katie Porter? Like, who would be. Who would be a worse selection?
Alicia Crouse
Well, I have my thoughts. Do you want my inside football thoughts?
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Alicia Crouse
So my inside football thoughts are. I hope it's, I'm biased. I'm a fan of Steve Hilton. But if it can't be two Republicans at the top of the ticket. I hope that whatever Republican is at the top. Katie Porter is easier to beat in a general election because she's so unlikable and has such a horrible record and straight up lied in the debate numerous times last night. Tom Steyer is a dumbo that dresses like he's trying to be a cool rich dude from East Hamptons. Like, did you see his, like checked Christmas tie? It was so weird and off putting, but he has so much money to spend that sometimes the general population voter just goes for, I know that name check.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Alicia Crouse
Like I know that name. Also a Democrat check. And so I would. In that way, I think that he's worse.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, he, he seems like he could be worse than Newsom. All right, clips you wanted to play.
Alicia Crouse
So, so we have him being really dumb. Like how the guy became a billionaire, I don't know. He's talked about how he needs to pay more taxes. He was asked about that last night by one of the moderators. Like, so you've said you need, you just feel like you should pay more taxes. How much more? And he didn't answer it.
Adam Carolla
All right, I didn't answer anything. I've heard him ask. But here we go.
Tom Steyer
My wife and I have said that we will, that we will give the bulk of our money away while we're alive and in the process of doing that, that. But me paying more taxes is not the answer. I've said. I believe people.
Steve Hilton
Say that again, Tom.
Chad Bianco
Wait, no, no.
Debate Moderator
Mr. Hilton, Mr. Hilton, Mr. Hilton.
Tom Steyer
I said one person putting more money into the system.
Debate Moderator
Mr. Hilton. If you guys are both talking, people at home won't be able to hear you.
Tom Steyer
So one person puts more money into the government. That doesn't solve it. We need structural change. And in every one of the places where Californians are being ripped off, we're where it's impossible for them to make rent at the end of month. Mr. Simon, I'm taking on the special interest and they're fighting back.
Debate Moderator
Mr. Stein, you're the person who's coming
Tom Steyer
because they're scared of me.
Adam Carolla
Mr. Yeah, I'm scared of him because he's a fucking lunatic.
Alicia Crouse
He keeps going. I mean, he literally has commercials. I think we've talked about this before that like run when my family and I are watching Wheel of Fortune at night. And he talks about how billionaires need to pay more in taxes. And he's straight up asked by the moderator, well, how much more should billionaires pay or how much more should you pay? Pivot.
Adam Carolla
Pivot.
Show Announcer / Producer
Steve Hilton did Say off mic that the person on that stage who paid the most taxes was Tom Steyer. That's what he was saying when he got cut off.
Alicia Crouse
Did Steyer, like, actually touch him?
Adam Carolla
He did touch him. That's an assault. By the way, his commercials are how he wants to abolish ice and he wants to fight Trump. Listen, I live in California, but you can live in any state you want. Whoever the governor of your state is to not declare war on the President of the United States, I would like you to help California. I'm not electing you to fight the president. Every single thing they do is, you get me in, I'm gonna continue. Gavin Newsom's not even here. All he does is fight Trump and all we get is nothing for it. So call me selfish or a little self obsessed. I would like you to do stuff here for us to help the constituents here. And frankly, whoever the President is, let's not piss him off so he punishes us. This vow to fight Trump at every step. Yes. Then ICE shows up. Then you fight ice. But how does that help the mom on her commute in traffic?
Alicia Crouse
And it's also interesting considering the fact that Newsom did finally welcome Trump here after the fires and talked about how well they were working together or. Oh, just the other day, Karen Bass and Katherine Barger from right here in Los Angeles were in the Oval Office with Donald Trump. She's in real big for those pictures and tweeting them out. Well, you have to work with. I get political disagreements, I get, like, theological disagreements, I get economic. All of the disagreements I, like, you can have with people, but you still have to be willing to meet and dialogue with people. And I think when.
Adam Carolla
Well, if they're the president. Yes. Let's not alienate the president.
Alicia Crouse
Yep.
Adam Carolla
But also, even if you don't alienate the president, you vowing to fight whoever the president is versus whatever we need in California is not where I want your head at.
Alicia Crouse
For sure.
Adam Carolla
I want your head here especially.
Alicia Crouse
Don't we get a lot of money and, like, funding that's necessary from the federal government?
Adam Carolla
Yes.
Alicia Crouse
I'd be curious to know what it is compared to other states. But it's a lot of money.
Adam Carolla
Yes. You can clear the screen, Andrew. And did we have the clip where they were giving Newsom a grade?
Alicia Crouse
Oh, I loved this one.
Adam Carolla
That's a good one. It shows you now. Well, Javier, Katie Porter's not dumb, but she's a little evil and super misguided. Javier Baccaria, as Biden would call him. He's a little retarded. I think there's something wrong. He's not bright.
Alicia Crouse
Really.
Adam Carolla
Well, I think they're gonna ask what kind of grade you would give Newsom, and maybe it's on homeless or just a grade. Let's see. Let's watch.
Debate Host
I'd like to clarify and ask you one more time to give a letter grade to help voters understand your assessment of Governor Newsom's job on this issue. You have 15 seconds.
Adam Carolla
All right.
Matt Mahan
Frank sent you a, insisted look. I'll give him a B on Care court and Prop 1 and many of the important initiatives that he championed, where I've been proud to stand with him. I'm going to give us all, though, a D on implementation. San Jose has led the way. A few other places have, but we have not delivered the results people deserve to be.
Debate Host
On homelessness, Mr. Becerra, we haven't seen you issue a bit little letter grade on Governor Newsom's overall performance. What grade does he get on homelessness? And what, if anything, would you do differently? You have 60 seconds, Frank.
Chad Bianco
I would say that the governor has made efforts. We've seen him come down to Los Angeles, actually go out and try to clean some of the streets.
Adam Carolla
All right, hold on. He's actually picking up garbage. So I guess that'd be an A, right? I mean, he came down and for 10 minutes did a photo op of him trying to paint over some graffiti on an overpass.
Alicia Crouse
I remember that.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. So Dawson, he's rolling up his sleeves. He's getting to work. Yeah. So that's. So he came down and started to work on it. That's awesome. Here. Here's a shovel. Dig the Panama Canal.
Show Announcer / Producer
That's what they call an A for effort.
Brad Williams
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Okay. Well, let's see.
Chad Bianco
On effort, I would give him an A. Here's what I would do. That's different, though, though. I would focus on accountability. I would make sure if we're sending billions of dollars down to the local communities, to our. Our cities and our counties, that we would demand accountability for the dollar that they're. We're going to give them. We need to see results, and results are what you see on the streets. We need to pull folks up, help.
Adam Carolla
What I will tell you job as
Chad Bianco
governor, and I'm glad to hear other people are saying this is. I'm going to keep you house. If you are in a home right now, renting or owning, if you lose your job unexpectedly or you have a medical emergency and now you're about to become homeless, As a result of that now unaffordable expense. Tell me what you need. How can I help you keep your home?
Show Announcer / Producer
I'll write you a letter.
Chad Bianco
So much more money.
Adam Carolla
Listen, they're still riding this homeless thing is because they lost their job and couldn't make rent. They're junkies, you idiots.
Alicia Crouse
Oh, Katie Porter said the same thing. She got after Steve Hilton for saying that. That what you're saying. They're mostly junkies or mentally ill, and they shouldn't be on this side.
Adam Carolla
They're exclusively. Junkies are mentally ill because nobody can sleep on a sidewalk unless you're totally fucked up. Here's the deal. And listen, I know everything because I know nothing, but that's what makes me know everything. Everybody, here's a. Okay, so here's the truth. The reason you're a junkie and the reason you're mentally ill is because you have exhausted your personal safety net. Everybody has somebody who will let them crash on their couch. And I don't. Don't give me this bullshit where like, the guy's parents died or whatever. I grew up with poor people. I knew these fucking people. I shared a futon in a one bedroom. I shared a futon with a dude in the one bedroom on the floor. And our buddy Chris slept on the sofa in the living room. It was three dudes, one bedroom rent, North Hollywood. Everyone paid like, you know, buck 30 or something, 130 bucks a month or something like that. There are literally, you can put an air mattress in a garage, and most people are decent enough that even if you work with them in some capacity or he had some friendship with them, and everybody has a little group that when the job came undone and the chips were down, they would let you crash out at their place for a period of time. That's what that network is. Everybody has it. And to think poor people don't have it is insane. That's all we had. My buddy Chris's dad, dad was going to prison and he crashed on our sofa for a month before Rick headed to prison. So even the guy who was going to prison had enough of, by the way, his safety net was his flunky son and me living in a one bedroom in North Hollywood, and we still made room for him on the fucking sofa.
Alicia Crouse
I actually, you're pointing out something that I said post Covid when everybody was like, oh, my God, the homeless. How did it go up so much during COVID And my anecdotal opinion was because friends and family of the drug addicts were under A roof with them 247 and couldn't escape the chaos and the disappointment. So they finally put up boundaries to be like, get the F out of here.
Adam Carolla
Right? But if that person you let crash out on your air mattress is ripping off your kid's piggy bank and stealing your prescription drugs and running up your credit card, then no, not welcome back and that is a junkie. And that who's on the streets. But I don't know. We have.
Alicia Crouse
Katie Porter said that Steve Hilton was wrong and that's not who's on the street. She made the wrongful and statistically inaccurate claim based on polling and data from right here in California. She was like, oh, most homeless people have jobs. But it's like literally less than 13% of the people that are currently on the street have held a job within the last four years.
Adam Carolla
But here's the whole thing. Newsom tried to pull this shit with me too. Listen, everybody. I don't make a division between homeless and sleeping at someone else's house. And homeless on the street. I only care about homeless on the street. If you have a sofa to surf on, that's between you and the person and your God and whoever wants to bunk up with you on that fucking futon with no air conditioning in North Hollywood. I worry about the people on the street. We're only worried about people on the street. God knows how many houses I pass by every day. Like there's plenty of Hispanic families and they don't make a ton of money and the mother in law is sharing the room with whatever. That's your business. It doesn't bother me. It's not part of my business.
Alicia Crouse
There's a lot of multi generational living at the. I think from. And some of that comes from different cultures, like a melting pot of America. But I feel like it's super Bible Belt thing to have like grandma live with you. Right. It's fine. But you're right, it's not to defend Gavin Newsom here, but I think it is actually a HUD statistic, like so Housing and Urban Development statistic that someone without an address where they are paying for rent or mortgage. So the couch surfer or the unemployed kid that just got out of college technically counts as homeless.
Adam Carolla
Right. But they're always citing that person. So we're saying these guys are on the street, they're defecating on the street, they're threatening people, they're shooting up. Yes. They're living on the street and they go, you know, most homeless live. Yeah, I know. I don't care. Nobody cares about that. No one is talking about that. But I don't know why you guys keep circling back to that. But I don't know. Do we have Katie being retarded? Okay, this would be good. Or we can also. I'm sure. Listen, I know Steve Hilton. He said it's drugs. Yeah, but that's who's living on the street.
Debate Moderator
To respond. But I just want to clarify the second part of my question. Do you think the governor has done anything right on homelessness on the 5th?
Brad Williams
No.
Steve Hilton
Everything has taken us in the wrong direction. That's why we spend. What is it? State auditor found $24 billion of our money. Money spent on homelessness. They have no idea where it went because it's going into these nonprofits and crony developers that are. Instead of solving the problem, they are profiting.
Debate Moderator
Okay, Mr. Hilton, thank you. Your time is up. Thank you, Ms. Porter. I'll allow you to respond. You have 15 seconds.
Katie Porter
You were in my class, Mr. Hilton. You would learn in my bankruptcy and consumer protection class that the majority of homeless people in California are actually working. They're not just people on the the streets. It's not just people with mental illness or people with drug or substance use problems. It's also families who are fleeing intimate partner and domestic violence. It's people who are double and tripled up. It's people who are living in their cars. On our college campuses, homelessness comes in a lot of different forms. And if we don't see the whole problem, if we demonize them.
Matt Mahan
Hold on.
Adam Carolla
Listen, bitch. We care about the ones on the fucking sidewalk that are blocking our way when we're walking our kids to school. If you want to be. I was tripled up on a futon. And by the way, there used to be a guy who roamed the alley.
Alicia Crouse
You'd let him in, who was a
Adam Carolla
cement guy and his name was Mike. And he befriended us in the alley. And once in a while he'd show up and he'd be like, I gotta blow out my old lady. Can I crash? I didn't even know the guy. I let him crash on the sofa. And this guy was not a great roommate because when he drink a lot, he was older and he was haggard and he'd sleep and he'd snore like a haggard alcoholic would. And one time I was walking past him to go into the kitchen and he was laying there on his back and he was like. And then at some point in his sleep, he popped up, hawked a loogie across the room and fell back down again. He just went. Got him. And he just popped back down again. He didn't even know it the next day. And I'm like, jesus Christ.
Alicia Crouse
No wonder he had a fight with this woman. Surprised he had a woman.
Adam Carolla
He came back with a black eye.
Alicia Crouse
Oh.
Adam Carolla
And it's like. I'm like, what happened? He goes, got a fight with some dude at a bar. I said, what happened? I don't know, man. He just punched me for nothing. I go, for nothing. Just came up and punched you? Yeah. Did you say anything? This old lady's pussy stunk. I go, okay, well, that's probably why I punched you, Mike. Yeah, I guess. He was a great guy. He's gotta be dead.
Alicia Crouse
I was gonna say liver failure. I bet you if he was alive, he would totally know about your rise and have reached out like 20 times.
Adam Carolla
His brother was a typewriter repair. So that guy's having a difficult time.
Alicia Crouse
Do you think he's unhoused?
Adam Carolla
He didn't have to wait for AI. Mike would crash on our fucking sofa, man. He just kind of got a blowout.
Alicia Crouse
Well, you and Mike are two of the examples that are kind of solidifying what Katie.
Adam Carolla
But that's not what we're worried about. Yeah, we don't. We. You wouldn't know. Mike was unhoused.
Alicia Crouse
I'm. I'm worried about the one homeless person a day who OD's in MacArthur Park.
Adam Carolla
Yes.
Alicia Crouse
Or, you know, who exposes himself to a friend and her baby walking on Riverside in Toluca Lake. Those types of homeless people, not a whole bunch of college kids.
Adam Carolla
Yes, yes. Katie Porter's a fucking idiot. And they do this thing. That's what Newsom did. Their true face of homelessness is not. I don't know why. Why are they talking around him? Just fucking fix it, would you?
Alicia Crouse
Even if that was, quote, unquote, the true face of homelessness, it shows how out of touch they are with the average voter. Because even my most left wing friends in the the state are like, yeah, the homeless problem is a problem because you have to consider what the true face of something is, is what the average human being is encountering and having a problem with every single day.
Adam Carolla
How do we even. I mean, I know the census thing, but what I'm saying is I drive past a million single family residences every day. Some in good neighborhoods, some in bad neighborhoods. I have no idea who's in those houses, and it's none of my business.
Alicia Crouse
I could have 20 people in the crowd's House, you wouldn't know.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. All right, what else do we got?
Alicia Crouse
What else? Do you wanna keep talking about the debate or move along?
Adam Carolla
Yeah, what do you got in the debate?
Alicia Crouse
Let's see what angle. So they also talked about the gas tax. And what do you think the Democrats. Well, what do you think? Like Chad Bianco and Steve Hilton said was the cause of our high gas in California?
Adam Carolla
The Republicans said it's overregulated and it's overtaxed and we're paying a whole bunch of tax. And by the way, it's harder to refine here because we have so many regulations in California. Our blends just cost more because we're over regulated. So it costs them more to refine it. And as we discussed earlier in the show, they just pass that along and then they overtax it as well. So you basically take a product that was $3 and you make it $5 because of all the extra that's involved with it.
Alicia Crouse
So pretty much ding, ding, ding. Good for you.
Adam Carolla
Well, that's what's happening. That's what's happening. Now. Gavin Newsom thinks Exxon's gouging us, but I'm like, why don't they gouge the rest of the country?
Alicia Crouse
The Democrats didn't even talk about gouging. What do you think the Democrats said?
Adam Carolla
Well, it got disproven. So Newsom said it's the refineries and the gas manufacturers that are gouging us.
Alicia Crouse
Got it.
Adam Carolla
And he said that for a long time. I said, no, they're not, because they gouge Arizona, New Mexico, they gouge everywhere. Why not? They're big companies, plenty of states to gouge. He kept saying it was that. They finally did research on it, found out it wasn't happening, and then they told Newsom, stop talking about it or actually stop lying because by the way, Newsom knew he was lying. But they said stop it because they've disproven that.
Alicia Crouse
Yeah, but so what do you think the average Democrat of the four Democrats on the stage last night, what do you think their reason was for the high gas?
Adam Carolla
Gas? Well, it's insane because A, they never cared about gas prices. They wanted higher gas prices. They wanted you to get an electric car. So they've never said anything about gas prices. They're gonna blame Trump and they're gonna blame Iran. Except for that's four weeks old and we've been paying twice the national average for my entire life.
Alicia Crouse
Yep.
Adam Carolla
So how could that be that? Okay, but let's that's do you want to hear it?
Alicia Crouse
Yeah, we can.
Adam Carolla
All right. It's comical. You're blaming something. California paid more than the national average before the war and after the war. We always pay way more than the national average. This goes back to, I would say, Clinton administration. And that just kept adding on over
Alicia Crouse
and over and over again.
Tom Steyer
Yes.
Alicia Crouse
Something else that Steve Hilton pointed out last night that I didn't even realize, because my answer would have been like the refinery answered all the crap that we do to our fuel, plus the taxes, et cetera, but that we have refineries here in California, we have drilling that can and should occur offshore. We have the resources here in the country, but we've decided to buy oil from the Middle east and ship it to California.
Adam Carolla
Everything they do is a bad idea. They're blaming Trump. They're blaming Trump for a 20 year old problem. For an action that he did in the last four weeks. Four weeks, yes. All right. I don't notice. I'm not sure who buys whatever that is. Remember Putin.
Show Announcer / Producer
Half of California's fucking buying it.
Adam Carolla
Remember Putin's price hikes?
Alicia Crouse
Yep.
Adam Carolla
Okay.
CB Savage (Narrator of song)
All right. Putin.
Adam Carolla
Okay. Trump. Okay. Okay, listen, let me just say this too. If every problem you have, we're in California. If every problem we have is Trump, then we're fucked because there's nothing we can do about it. Evidently, Trump just. No matter who's governor, you're gonna pay 650 a gallon. In Wyoming, you can pay 395 a gallon. And then we go. Trump fucked us. Okay. So we've outsourced. Every shortcoming we have here in California is because of Trump. Well, we're screwed because we can't do anything about Trump because he's the president. So I guess we just take our lumps right there. We go pay more than everybody for gas because of Trump. And unless you got some plan for Trump. I know your plan is to fight Trump, but I don't see any gas prices going down.
Alicia Crouse
And does that mean if there's a Democrat President In 2028, our gas prices are gonna go down?
Adam Carolla
No, no, no. They go up.
Alicia Crouse
Hypothetical, though.
Adam Carolla
Yes. They don't want drilling. They don't want that. By the way, Biden's first move was to cancel the pipeline.
Show Announcer / Producer
Yep.
Adam Carolla
So they don't want. And to cancel the drilling permit. So. No, they're not. Why they. By the way, they love. There's two things they love in the last 10 minutes. They love the Pope and they love gasoline. The pope and gasoline. Those are two favorite subjects.
Alicia Crouse
Yep.
Adam Carolla
That's insane to me.
Alicia Crouse
Yep.
Adam Carolla
All right.
Alicia Crouse
Okay. So we have a little bit of problems for our buddy Mayor Mum Donnie.
Adam Carolla
Oh, we got a. Sorry, I think there is a clip here. Just here.
Debate Host
We pay one of the highest gas taxes in the country, about 61 cents per gallon. That money goes to pay for road repairs and public transportation.
Debate Moderator
Mr. Sire, the first question of the night goes to you. Should we cut the gas tax? You have 60 seconds.
Tom Steyer
Let me say that the reason that gasoline is so expensive that our president Donald Trump has started an insane war.
Adam Carolla
Tom Styro is an idiot. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. And for all you who can't see it, fuck off. Because these are insane people.
Show Announcer / Producer
You know, part of the problem, Adam, I think.
Adam Carolla
Let me say one quick thing. You don't have to like Trump. You can hate Trump and realize this guy's a buffoon. Yes, yes. Sorry. Sorry, Dawson. We gotta bring it home.
Show Announcer / Producer
Sorry.
Brad Williams
We're out of time.
Adam Carolla
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Alicia Crouse
Over at Daily Wire in my Instagram
Adam Carolla
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Date: April 27, 2026
Guests: Brad Williams (comedian), Alicia Crouse (news)
Theme: A humorous, candid look at the evolving world of stand-up comedy, legal threats over jokes, and an unfiltered breakdown of the California Governor’s Debate—complete with trademark riffs on political word-salad, societal shifts, and the real meaning of homelessness.
In this episode, Adam Carolla welcomes comedian Brad Williams for a rollicking conversation about the hazards of modern stand-up—especially lawsuits and extortion attempts over jokes—and explores the changing rules of media consumption and entertainment. Later, Adam and news contributor Alicia Crouse dive deep into the recent California governor’s debate, critically dissecting candidates’ responses on policy, the persistent “race hustle,” the state’s homelessness crisis, and gasoline prices. Along the way, expect plenty of nostalgic tangents about bribery, classic trucker movies, and the slow extinction of names like “Chuck”.
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“Now, this is bribing, this is extortion. It’s essentially poor people extorting people who have businesses or careers or anything.”
— Adam Carolla, [16:24]
“Or I do nothing and this goes away… Prove it in court… We have 500 witnesses that can all say that this was a consensual act.”
— Brad Williams (on lawsuit threat), [16:04–16:07]
“What are we gonna talk about race? Like, what are we gonna cover? Are you a racist? No. Are you a racist? No.”
— Adam Carolla, [24:02]
“Just fucking fix it, would you?”
— Adam Carolla, [97:37]
This episode is a classic Carolla rollercoaster: deeply funny, biting in satire, and sneakily insightful about the traps of modern politics, celebrity culture, and the challenge of making jokes in a litigious, hypersensitive era. For listeners wanting more than headlines or sanitized interview clips, it’s a full-bodied ride—equal parts comedy, frustration, and common sense in a world of word salad and performative politics.
For tour dates, AdamCarolla.com; for Brad’s stand-up specials, YouTube: Brad Williams; for Alicia Crouse, Daily Wire and Instagram.