LA Mayoral Candidate Tish Hyman is Fighting for REAL WOMEN + James Comey INDICTED!

Summary

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Adam Carolla Show — April 30, 2026

Guest: Tish Hyman (LA Mayoral Candidate)

Main Theme: Fighting for Women's Spaces, LA Politics, and Current Issues

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Episode Overview

In this lively, no-holds-barred episode, Adam Carolla sits down with Tish Hyman, Los Angeles mayoral candidate, artist, and prominent voice on women’s rights. The conversation centers around Tish’s widely publicized confrontations with men in women’s locker rooms, the political and cultural implications of gender identity laws, and the state of Los Angeles politics. The episode also features sharp critiques of local leadership, news breakdowns with Rudy Pavich, and typical Carolla wit dissecting everything from sanctuary cities to voter intimidation narratives.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tish Hyman’s Locker Room Experience: Catalyst for Activism

• Incident Details
  • Tish recalls (“I turned around on four different occasions to three different men in the room with me as I was naked.” — Tish, 02:16) how her personal encounters with biological men in the women’s locker room at Gold’s Gym led her into political action and advocacy.
  • Three separate men entered the women’s locker room over two weeks, with seven incidents in a month. Gym staff said "our hands are tied by law."
• On System Gaming
  • Adam connects this to a trend of exploiting rules: “You can talk all you want about...trans rights...It’s gonna get gamed. There’s a lot more people who want to game the system than there are actual disabled people who go to the airport.” (03:33)
  • Tish: “I don’t even see why there’s a compromise...it just makes zero sense.” (03:46)

2. Confronting Politicians and Public Discourse

• Confronting Scott Wiener

  • Notable live exchange where Tish challenges CA State Senator Scott Wiener:
    • “As the only black lesbian here...I was attacked in a woman’s locker room...I’m deeply concerned about women’s safety in female spaces...Are you going to protect women? Not trans women. Women.” (09:10–11:03)
  • Scott Wiener: "We want everyone to be safe...We have trans people, both men and women, who are men and women..." (09:47)
  • Adam Carolla: “If there’s no barrier to entry for becoming a woman, take your cock and balls and go ahead and show them to Tish in the bathroom.” (19:00)

• Frustration with Political Correctness

  • Adam and Tish repeatedly critique politicians for "word salad" answers and avoidance of concrete solutions. Adam: “Me saying everybody deserves to be treated with dignity and then going home is not a fucking plan…” (24:16)
  • Tish: “These are bills that are dangerous for women and young children...as a woman first and foremost this is dangerous.” (11:03)

3. The Broader Political Context

• Critique of Party Pandering

  • Adam: “They bullshit communities… every four years like they’re gonna do something...and the real white privilege is knowing they’re not gonna do anything.” (13:42)
  • Tish: “All the parties are doing their own things and the people are losing and suffering. We need to come to the middle.” (13:15)

• Dichotomy Between Political “Sane” vs. “Lunatic Fringe”

  • Adam argues that leaders like Newsom and Harris are beholden to a loud, hard-left minority: “The left is being ruled by a hard left group of lunatics...they have to keep happy as well, which is going to make them non-...”

4. The “Trans in Locker Rooms” Dilemma

• Proposed Solutions & Pushback
  • Adam suggests a "post-op only" policy: “If you’ve cut off your weapon, go use the locker room.” (27:05)
  • Tish: “Whether or not he cuts off all the parts and feminizes himself, within his spirit there is a man...we shouldn’t have to deal with that.” (28:26)
  • Both agree the numbers are low but stress policy needs to protect women, not accommodate male self-identification at the expense of safety.

5. LA Politics and Mayoral Race

• Critique of Current Leadership
  • Strong criticism of Nithya Raman, Karen Bass, and Scott Wiener as oblivious to real issues. Nithya is repeatedly called a “nightmare.”
  • Tish: “The worst thing that can happen to LA is another four years of Karen Bass and Nithya anywhere near the seat.” (38:02)
• Election Dynamics
  • Tish urges voters: “The final two should be Spencer Pratt and Tish Hyman. If you’re not voting for Tish Hyman, you’re voting for Spencer Pratt. If you’re voting for anybody else you hate LA.” (54:55)

6. Sanctuary Cities, Illegal Immigration, & Public Safety

• Sanctuary City Critique
  • Adam brings up the murder of writer Adrienne Shelly by an illegal immigrant to illustrate dangers of sanctuary cities: “She just...gets murdered by a dude who just don’t like her attitude…She said, hey, keep it down. That’s how easy it is for him to murder someone. But he’s not supposed to be in this country and he’s living in a fucking sanctuary city.” (44:48)
  • Scorn for politicians (Raman, etc.) who he feels “run on Trump” and ignore daily constituent safety.

7. Voter Intimidation, News, and Governance

• Voter Intimidation Narratives
  • Adam and Rudy mock the idea that security at polling places intimidates voters: “If you see a guy at the door with a gun and badge, now why you go into a synagogue, there’s a guy standing there at the door with a gun and a badge.” (65:26)
• Budget and Fraud
  • Extended riffs on the financial woes of New York’s socialist experiment, Minnesota fraud, and LA’s billion-dollar budget for drugs for addicts—offering these as examples of progressive policy failure.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Tish Hyman (On trans in women’s spaces):
  • “The lesbian doesn’t want to be naked in front of a man. When did this become controversial?” (19:50)
• Adam Carolla:
  • “If you’ve cut off your weapon, go use the locker room. I don’t want dudes with wangs and balls in there hanging out in the ladies locker room.” (27:05)
  • “They assign privilege to communities, and then forget about them. Democrats are the party of illegals now.” (12:55)
  • “All he [Scott Wiener] can say is nonsense. The left is being ruled by a hard left group of lunatics.” (32:10)
• On LA Elections:
  • “The best bet that LA's got is to get behind me and Spencer Pratt and drive us to the final election in November.” — Tish (38:43)
• On Political Rhetoric:
  • “The more my plans get implemented, the more money I am going to need.” — Adam (87:02)
• On Crime and Public Safety
  • “You should be able to hit them and collect a bounty like nutria…LA's got a problem with homeless...” — Adam (95:14)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Locker room incidents/Genesis of activism: 02:00–07:00
• Scott Wiener confrontation (clip + breakdown): 09:10–24:16
• Transwomen vs. women, policy debate: 25:00–33:00
• LA Politics, election strategies: 34:00–54:55
• Adrienne Shelly murder & Sanctuary city critique: 40:00–46:19
• Voter intimidation narrative: 63:49–68:56
• NYC & LA budget, socialist ‘math problems’: 76:40–86:38
• Nithya Raman, drug spending: 92:26–94:45

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Notable Social Handles & Candidate Info

• Tish Hyman Music & Campaign:
  • Instagram: @listen2tish
  • Mayoral campaign: @hyman4mayor

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In Summary

This episode delivers Adam and Tish’s impassioned critique of progressive governance, gender identity policies, and the state of local politics, peppered with sardonic humor and real-life stories. Tish Hyman emerges as a defiant, articulate candidate determined to restore women’s spaces—with Adam providing both devil’s advocacy and steadfast support for her directness. Political hypocrisy, "identity politics," and feckless leadership are under the microscope throughout, making this a definitive Adam Carolla Show deep-dive into LA’s political soul.

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Transcript

[Adam Carolla]

Well, in this episode, Tish Hyman comes in. She's that black woman who got into the big kerfuffle because she was in the ladies locker room at the gym and the trans dude walked in there. It's an interesting story. You guys remember it. We'll get into that with her. Also the news with Rudy Pavich and we'll do that right after this. Thanks for tuning in to the Adam Carolla Show. You can watch the full show on YouTube just search Adam Carolla show and hit subscribe so you never miss an episode. You can also get the podcasts wherever you like to listen. And for extra content, ad free episodes and more, you can head over to our substack and sign up. Today

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[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, get it on. Got to get on the church. We're gonna mandate you get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for spreading the word. Tish Hyman is here. Tish well, rose to prominence maybe five months ago when a kerfuffle broke out at a Gold's Gym and then came out and became sort of a voice for sanity, I think, as it applies to gender at least. And walk us through that. Then we'll fast forward to you and where you were politically before that.

[Tish Hyman]

Well, I was born into politics those six months ago, I feel like in that locker room when I turned around on four different occasions to three different men in the room with me as I was naked.

[Adam Carolla]

What state, what city were we in?

[Tish Hyman]

This was in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California.

[Adam Carolla]

And you know, they had a similar situation, which was the Wii Spa that happened several years ago, which is I'm such a bad host and I'm gonna walk. We're gonna go all the way through it. But I just want people to know that whether it's access to the locker room. Or it's bringing your dog to the airport and getting on the plane with it, or it's saying your kid is on the spectrum so you can get 1600 bucks a month from the state. It's all gameable, and people will game whatever you put in front of them. And you can talk all you want about what about service dogs and what about autistic kids and what about trans rights? It's all fine. It's gonna get gamed. And there's a lot more people who want to game the system than there are actual disabled people who go to the airport. And that's what you need to know from the beginning. And all of this fraud and all this stuff we're seeing, whether it's LA or Minnesota or all around, is all just people taking advantage of a system. That's why as kind as your heart may be to go, well, this person identifies. So what's wrong with it will be gamed?

[Tish Hyman]

Absolutely. I mean, with regard to gender and sex, you know, I don't even see why there's a compromise between it. It just makes zero sense. You know, I'm in the locker room, I turn around on four different occasions to three different men in the room with me. So these are three different unique people. Three different times.

[Adam Carolla]

I thought it was one guy. No, it was over the course of how many days?

[Tish Hyman]

Two weeks. And that's what really had me spun. I was like, one day it happened. I'm like, this has got to be an isolated incident. And then it happens again. And there was nothing that the people could do. They said to me, tish, our hands are tied by law.

[Adam Carolla]

What did these people look like, these men?

[Tish Hyman]

Well, the first one was like 25 years old, basketball shorts and, like eyelashes.

[Adam Carolla]

So you figure he was. Look, if any of us had access to the locker room when we were young men, the ladies locker room, then we would stroll right into the ladies locker room.

[Tish Hyman]

You know, honestly, it takes a special type of man, and I don't mean special in a good way. I mean a really, really predatory man to go into a women's space knowing he's not welcome in there. So you wouldn't even do it? The average teenager prob. He wouldn't do it.

[Adam Carolla]

I'm sorry to argue with you this early in the podcast. Men, if given the opportunity, will take advantage of the opportunity. Yes, A good man, because it's in our DNA. Now, listen, hold on a second. I'm old now, and I would know better now, but if you got hold of me, at 19, and I knew there was naked women behind that door, and I got to go walk in. Now, by the way, I would justify it. I would go, I'm not gonna go in there and hurt anybody. I'm just gonna sit down on a bench and observe. I'm not gonna lay hands on anybody. I'm just there to watch. Like. Yes. And by the way, every guy I went to high school would do it. But that's my whole point. That's my whole point.

[Tish Hyman]

See, that's how come, you know. That's how you know I'm a woman. I just don't even. I can't even think of it.

[News Reporter]

Right.

[Adam Carolla]

But what I'm saying is circling back to who would say their kid was autistic in order to get money? Everybody I went to high school with would say their kid was autistic to get money from the state. So the system is broken. That's my whole point. By virtue of the fact that you had three guys in under two weeks.

[Tish Hyman]

Yes. And it was four different occasions. And over the course of a month, it winded up being seven times in total that I was in the bathroom naked with a man.

[Adam Carolla]

So the first guy's 25. He's just wearing trunks and eyelashes.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah. And he was like, you know, b word. I'm a woman, and I'm a grown lady. I'm like, excuse me, young man. You need to get out. I am naked. Get out of the room. And he would not leave.

[Adam Carolla]

And that's the first guy. What's the second guy?

[Tish Hyman]

The second guy is a black male, smaller frame. So, you know, in a certain world, he might be a taller woman, but once you look 30 seconds, you're like, okay, definitely a guy. He had on feminine clothes. He. He was in the restroom, kind of just hanging out on his phone, you know, And I'm trying to get dressed, and I'm just like, what is going on here?

[Adam Carolla]

Right. So both guys didn't seem to have much purpose.

[Tish Hyman]

No, they just.

[Adam Carolla]

Because the thing, you know, if you really think about the mode you're in in the locker room, it's all business mode. It's get changed, shut the locker, get out there, finish your workout, shower, get like. I'm always like, kind of like, here we go. I don't want to hang out in the locker room. But. But these guys were kind of loitering, so to speak. Who's the third and the fourth? The third.

[Tish Hyman]

The third was the guy that we saw that everyone saw. Alexis. And this one was just. He just Walked in the bathroom with his chest out. I'm just like, excuse me, I am naked. You cannot be in here, woman. You need to get with it, sister. I'm a woman. Blah, blah, blah. And he has on these tight pants, and all I could see is this big print. And I'm just like, this is insane. And every time I felt violated, I felt hopeless, and I felt, like, confused because I couldn't believe that this wasn't a crime.

[Adam Carolla]

And by the way, this is all foisted on us by the party that claims to protect women and love women and take and believe all women and all their woman stuff. You know, their number one clients are black women, essentially. That group on the left, we have a clip of you getting into it with Scott Wiener, who seems. It's such a. Here's the thing that's weird about California. When you live in California, you go, man, we got a homeless problem and we got too much tax and too much regulation and we got too many potholes and the schools aren't working well. And then you hear California politicians and all they do is talk about supporting the LGBT community and fighting Trump and ice, and you're like, okay, I don't want you to do that stuff. I want you to finish the train and work on traffic and potholes. But anyway, here's you talking to Scott Weiner, who I will call. I will just label him at least a deviant. I don't know if he's a criminal, but he's certainly a deviant.

[Tish Hyman]

Senator Wham. As the only black lesbian here, can I please ask you a question? Because I flew here to do that. Okay. As a lesbian woman who was attacked in a woman's locker room at Gold's Gym this week by a self identifying trans woman with a documented history of domestic violence, I'm deeply concerned about women's safety in a female spaces. What would you say to women who are seeking assurance that their safety will be protected from men who by California law can self ID as women in women only spaces? Sir, please tell me.

[Scott Wiener]

Yeah, so we want, I mean, everyone to be safe.

[Adam Carolla]

All right?

[Scott Wiener]

And we also know that, you know, we have trans. Trans people, both men and women, who are men and women. And so, you know, we.

[Adam Carolla]

So if you're trans women, posit, this guy's a fucking dope, but he's so partisan. But they literally. It's funny when they confuse themselves because I love it. I was like reading an article where it's like, Robert De Niro's daughter is transitioning and like, his daughter's transitioning. No, his. Yeah, his daughter. I'm like, no, his son is transitioning. His daughter is what his son became, not his daughter. But they're so politically correct. Well, then you think Robert De Niro has a son because his daughter's transitioning, but he has a daughter because he has a son that transitioned also. Look out, everyone. Beware of the deep leg cross to expose the festive sock. When you see the colorful sock and the deep leg cross, that means hard left. All right, so let's listen to him. Try to answer your question.

[Tish Hyman]

Things with the bills you passed with the housing. I've read a lot of your bills, and like you said, there are bills that need to be opened up. And I'm telling you now, millions of women across America are being harassed and sexually assaulted in la comutambo lesbian black woman. I'm not transphobic. I'm not homophobic. And I do respect a lot of the things you've done, but I do see a lot of these bills that you've passed that are dangerous for women and young children. And I understand that you're trying to be on a level playing field. And I'm here to represent my community because I hear a lot of things about my community in these bills. And I'm telling you as a woman first and foremost that this is dangerous. And we need your help. Because you're in the office. You're going to go in the Puliski spot. I want to support. You have millions of people behind me watching this right now. And we want to know, are you going to protect women? Not trans women. Women. Women. Trans women are different things. Women, women. Listen. We need to protect women's safety. I was assaulted. I was assaulted. No, they are not. They are men. I was assaulted by women. Yes. He broke his wife's jaw, so Brad, she needed reconstructive surgery. I'm a lesbian. I'm not transphobic. And I'm black. So if there's another black woman in here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in. But all of you are not. And I don't know who you are, what you are, but I'm a lesbian. And I'm telling you right now, men are harassing women in the locker room. Let's let him answer the question now real quick. I'm just going pause real quick. Let me explain something to you. So the reason why I'm standing up and I'm saying this about me being black is because throughout the course of him speaking, he kept making Reference. Back in the 60s it was black women. Today it's trans. And I'm like, what are y' all saying? Are you saying that the civil rights movement was so that men could wear dresses? I don't think so. And we're not even in this room. So why you keep talking about black people? The liberals, they like to use civil rights to push everything. Yesterday they're telling me, you shouldn't be saying that as a woman of color. I'm like, saying what? That there are no trans kids, only kids being abused by perverts.

[Adam Carolla]

I got bad news for all my black listeners. They're the party of illegals now. They're not. They're not. They pretended like they cared about black people for like 40 years, 50 years, they've turned the page. Whatever they said they were gonna do for you guys what they didn't do, they're not even saying it anymore. They're all about illegals.

[Tish Hyman]

I'll tell you this, Adam, all the parties are doing their own things and the people are losing and suffering. We need to come to the middle. We need to get off the sides. The plane is left and right. They are in their own crew. We are people trying to survive and live every day. We are too right now. The parties have caused too much division. We need to focus on legislation and bills that support the things that we want as a country. Well, the United States coming divided into two different.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, here's, here's the difference. I'll tell you. I'll tell you my ultimate white privilege. I don't believe these guys are going to do anything to help me. So I get to just get on with it. I have no thoughts about what are you going to do for me, what are you going to do for my community? How are you going to help uplift me? I know they're not going to do jack shit. If the President is white, he's not doing anything for me. If the President is black, he's not doing anything for me. And I'm now freed up to get on with my business. These guys bullshit communities, lgbt, black community, women of color, whatever. They bullshit them every four years like they're gonna do something for them. And then everyone waits around, that package is never arriving. And the real white privilege is knowing the they're not gonna do anything, which is a privilege. Cuz you don't waste time waiting for them to do something that they're never gonna do.

[Tish Hyman]

Well, that's why it's gonna take patriot types of people to get out there and fight it to get out there in the fight. We have to get into the fight. Because six months ago I woke up and I was faced with the fact that women's laws have been changed and they don't reflect anything that keeps us safe. I was presented with the fact that my leadership had failed in my city. All of these things I saw within a six month period of time of. So what did I do? I decided that I have to get involved because I don't want to complain from the sidelines. So if more people got involved, we could make a change.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, here's the math problem with the involvement. All those dumb shit assholes that were in that room with you got involved. Yeah, you got involved. And it's one against 46 dipshit assholes with bent ideologies who went male inside a field. They're involved. Hey, Scott Wieners involved. He's fucking up your life. He's involved.

[Tish Hyman]

There are people involved.

[Adam Carolla]

No, what we need is people agree with me to get involved. And they think the same way. And that's why you're getting booed.

[Tish Hyman]

You know, you're right. We just need more people who care about this country, who care about where they live, who care about the laws to get involved. It's hard to. It's easy to feel like politics is so out of your reach, but it's not. Local politics are within your reach. It's local. Have to get involved.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, we should probably hear the rest of the rest of your battle. So now to set it for people that are just listening in their car. There's 65 sort of middle aged white folks sitting in a room. And then Tish is sitting in front of Scott Wiener who's got the deep lake cross and the festive sock and she's asking questions. And let's bring it back 30 seconds. It is funny when you get booed because you said you don't want men. Trans women are, by the way, the one thing about the left is they have statements and they make statements and then they ride those statements into the ground and it doesn't matter if they're true or not. They go, no one's illegal. No human's illegal. Oh, okay. I guess I'm just moving to Canada. Where's the president or the prime minister live in Canada? I'm going to move into his room. And then there is. Fences don't keep people out. It's like, yes they do. Oh yes they do. And then a trans woman is a woman. You know, they make proclamations that are semi retarded Would you rather have. I love. When they do this one, I go, would you rather have a living daughter or dead son? It's like, okay, none of that makes sense. It's all a fucking lie. And you guys, somebody spoon feeds it to you, and then you repeat, oh, by the way, the legal aliens are a net positive. They pay more and use less and create less crime. Oh, are these all things you're just pulling out of your ass? They pull them out of their ass, they graft them onto the retarded constituency, and then they repeat them like fucking parrots. And then it just becomes their mantra. And then when some normal person says, ho, I don't want men in a womb. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trans guys with penises and nut sex are women. Oh, okay. Somebody told you that. Okay, so play it. Sorry.

[Tish Hyman]

Protect women. Not trans women. Women, women. Trans women are different things. Women, women. Listen. We need to protect women's safety. I was assaulted. I was assaulted. No, they are not. They are men. I was assaulted by women. He had. He broke his wife's jaw. So brash. She a reconstructive surgery. I'm a lesbian. I'm not transphobic, and I'm black. So if there's another black woman in here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in. But all of you are not. And I don't know who you are, what you are, but I'm a lesbian. And I'm telling you right now, men are harassing women in the locker room. Let's let him. Let's let him answer the question. I'm just telling you since I want to woo, woo, woo. No, just let's. Now I'm done. And by the way, I respect what you have done. I just want to let you know

[Adam Carolla]

that

[Scott Wiener]

I appreciate your point of view.

[Adam Carolla]

Thank you.

[Scott Wiener]

I'm so sorry that you were.

[Tish Hyman]

Multiple times.

[Scott Wiener]

And I appreciate you talking about it. I think we need to protect the safety of all women.

[Adam Carolla]

All women. Right.

[Scott Wiener]

Obviously, that's incredibly important.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, pause. Okay, here's a fundamental math problem. If I say, look, Tish, you can use the bathroom here, but I need to protect all women. And then Dawson over there with his beard goes, hey, boss, I'm a woman. I'll go, okay, go ahead and use the bathroom with Tish, because now I'm protecting all women, and there's no barrier to entry for becoming a woman. So go ahead and take your cock and balls and go ahead and show them to Tish in the bathroom because you're what? A woman. Right? And I protect all women. So obviously he's lying. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. So what he does is go, trans women are women. And now I protect all women.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah, they use that wording, and it's insane when they say the LGBTQ prescription Plus, my thing is this. Go figure. The lesbian doesn't want to be naked in front of a man. I mean, when did this become controversial?

[Adam Carolla]

There's 40 something men in women's prisons.

[Tish Hyman]

47.

[Adam Carolla]

47. Who are raping women prisoners.

[Tish Hyman]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

And this is some kind of argument we're having. It's upside down, world. But we'll let Scott the wiener finish.

[Scott Wiener]

Trans women are also.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, sorry, go back. Sorry, go back like 20 seconds. Yeah. Trans women are brutalized, by the way, the trans women are brutalized thing, it's the same pitch they were selling with white supremacy. The biggest problem, this nation's favor, the most dangerous people, white friends. This is more bullshit that they're peddling, but keep going.

[Scott Wiener]

I appreciate your point of view. I'm so sorry that you were.

[Tish Hyman]

Multiple times.

[Scott Wiener]

I appreciate you talking about it. I think we need to protect the safety of all women.

[Adam Carolla]

All women.

[Scott Wiener]

And obviously that's incredibly important. And I also know that trans women are also brutalized in this country. So women and cisgender. Women are brutalized in this country, and we have to protect safety.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, wait, hold on. Women and cisgender. Cisgender just means what your mom is. Dawson. Is that. Is that. Is cisgender just your mom? And it means a dude or you're

[Dawson]

a real biological male or female. That's my.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, I thought cisgender was normal.

[Dawson]

Normal. Yes, normal.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, well, that doesn't mean you're. Yeah. Okay, so he says we need to protect women and cisgendered people. So look up the definition of cisgender. But the whole point is women and cisgender. When he says women, then he means trans women because he's saying basically you and the guy who was in the locker room checking you out.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

By the way, worry about the verbiage. Everyone. Everyone makes up tons of new words and then they confuse everyone. Andrew, cisgender is just regular gender, right? Yes. Okay, listen to him again, cuz. It's kind of insane. He separates. He goes women and cisgender. Expert.

[Tish Hyman]

Expert culinary word salad there.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Scott Wiener]

I'm so sorry that you were.

[Tish Hyman]

Multiple times.

[Scott Wiener]

And I appreciate you talking about it. I think we need to protect the safety of all women, and obviously that's incredibly important. I Also know that trans women are also brutalized in this country. So women and cisgender women are brutalized in this country.

[Adam Carolla]

And all right, so he goes, transgender are being brutalized, and then he goes. And women and cisgender are being. So he then converted transgender into women right there. I love the war on women, the bullshit war on women that's taking place in California with Gavin Newsom's fucking wife sitting in an $8 million house somewhere drinking $40 smoothies. So worried about depression of the ladies. All right, so we're going to save women and trans women and cisgender women. All right, we got three categories here. Let's hear them.

[Tish Hyman]

We cannot be raped in the bathrooms by men that want to say they're women. They're not women. They're not women. I'm leaving. It's okay, but I'm not going to take it. I am leaving because you know what? You guys are not protecting women. You're doing a lot. The bills that you're passing for the law, I read a lot of them. They're great. But this thing with the trans, it's not right.

[Adam Carolla]

Thank you very much.

[Tish Hyman]

You're welcome.

[Adam Carolla]

So what's his plan? All right, so his plan about men perverts in locker rooms that are menacing women and maybe more is that trans women are being brutalized and CIS women and trans women need to be taken care of. I didn't hear a lot. I didn't hear a plan.

[Tish Hyman]

You know what I mean?

[Adam Carolla]

Like, here's all I'm saying. The left does this all the fucking time, you know, I'll give you a plan. They go like, adam, what's your plan? Well, I got a plan, by the way, but I'll tell you about it in a minute. But I'll tell you what, I'm gonna put a divider up in the ladies locker room, and the guys who identify as women or whatever must stay in that area of the locker room or whatever it is. It's bullshit, but at least it's something. Me saying everybody deserves to be treated with dignity. And then going home is not a fucking plan that's gonna keep the wangs out of your locker room.

[Tish Hyman]

Absolutely. And I mean, the truth of the matter is this is not a woman's issue where a man who decided to feminize himself goes to the restroom. And I'm not gonna.

[Adam Carolla]

I've got a 19 year old daughter. I don't. She goes to the gym all the time. I don't want her seeing this.

[Tish Hyman]

We're missing the point that it's not women's problem, it's not our problem, it's go pee with your brothers.

[Adam Carolla]

Go.

[Tish Hyman]

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[Adam Carolla]

Well, let me tell you the problem. Cause I'm older than you and I've been around. We used to have titles and the titles would be transvestite or cross dresser. And a cross dresser was just a dude who may have been married, may work at the post office, may have his buddies at the moose Lodge and he would just come home at night and put on his wife's dress. That was a cross dresser. Then we had transvestite. That was a guy dude who just dressed like a chick and went out. Then we had pre op transvestite and post op transvestite. So we knew where everyone was. Okay, now I don't know where you're at, but here's where I'm at. If you go Full bottom surgery and top surgery and all your parts are gone, which is basically a weapon inside of a woman's locker room. Then if you've cut off your weapon, go use the locker room. I don't want dudes with wangs and balls in there hanging out in the ladies locker room. And it's a pretty straightforward, it's pretty straightforward. You just go, look, if you're a post op transvestite, then go ahead. If you're pre op, you got a cock and balls. And no, you can't go in there because what's to stop anyone from going in there?

[Tish Hyman]

I mean, I think that that's a perfectly male solution. But the reality is, is that women are a completely different thing. It's not. The man is not on the outside, it's on the inside. So whether or not he cuts off all the parts and feminizes himself, within his spirit there is a man. And, and when he enters that locker room, he enters it as a man, no matter what his outside parts say. And we shouldn't have to deal with that. It's not our responsibility what a man's mental health is. We're not shields from men's mental health.

[Adam Carolla]

Let me push back. I'm with you. But when we're talking about what I'm talking about now, we're talking about way less than 110 of 1%. Like you'd never see that guy. He'd be a white buffalo. That would effectively eliminate that person. Because they don't, they don't want to

[Tish Hyman]

cut off the part.

[Adam Carolla]

They don't want to, they don't really exist in any numbers. Like you. You would probably sail through your life without meeting that guy, number one. Number two, and I agree with you spiritually, but once you got your parts cut off, a, you're kind of inert. Like you cannot physically rape anybody. So there's that part. I mean, you can try, but I know what you're saying, but for the sake argument, I'll go. You sort of left your gun in the car, but you got a knife. Okay, you got a knife. I will give you that physically strong, I got you.

[Tish Hyman]

Things don't work that way.

[Adam Carolla]

Here's, here's what I'm pushing back on. If you get your parts cut off, you did your bottom surgery. Now right now you're in a no man's land, pardon the pun, because I cannot if you're the mayor, I don't get to use the locker room, but I have female parts now and now I got to use the Men's locker room with female parts. And now we have a different set of circumstances and things.

[Tish Hyman]

Now they're things they need to go fight for. The same way that women fought for our spaces.

[Adam Carolla]

Right?

[Tish Hyman]

It's not our problem.

[Adam Carolla]

I get it. Listen, this is basically, it's like saying, look, anyone here illegal's gotta go, you know, and then somebody goes, I know, but what about Hector? My gardener has been here for 21 years and he's a good dude, you know, And I. Here's what I would say. Here's what I would say. Hector's not the problem. I agree. Everyone's gotta go. Let's start with the gang bangers and the rapists and the murders. And if we ever get to Hector, we'll get to Hector. And that's what I'm saying is, look, if you've undergone all the surgery, go ahead. But there's not enough of you that you'll ever see one. And it eliminates the bullshitters who are gaming the system who want to just hang out in the locker room.

[Tish Hyman]

Well, you know, the problem with that theory is that there are children now that are being convinced that they're trans.

[Adam Carolla]

That's true.

[Tish Hyman]

And these children are young enough that they would go through with these surgeries. I've met many detransitioners. So now we have a grown man who has sexually disfigured. His body is disfigured and his mind is not in the right space as well because he's grown now and he's still very strong. This is just something that we, women and men should just keep, have to be completely separate. Whatever's going on in a man's mind that makes him feminize himself or believe whatever this ideology is, that's on him, that's a man's problem. If he feels endangered in the men's room, he has to take it up with the men. It's not women's problem. It's dangerous. It's just completely dangerous. I don't have a problem with these guys.

[Adam Carolla]

I'm with you. My solution is there to shut them up, which is basically going, hey, bitch, if you really think you are one, then cut your dick off and go use the fucking locker room or shut up. So I've settled it, I'm fair if you wanna go do this. If you're really a woman, then go do it. Their problem is this bizarre blurring of everything we had post op transsexual. We knew what they were. Now you've bled that down into just dudes, with beards who wanna hang out and look at naked ladies. That's this douche's problem. And you have a constituency which is a bunch of semi retarded, super leftist, progressive, angry white people who have fucking drank the Kool Aid, who are going to boo him if he says anything other than what he's saying. And all he can say is nonsense. So now you have. The left is being ruled by a hard left group of lunatics. Guys like Gavin Newsom are trying to pretend they're sane. So they have to go, well, yes, men should not biological men should not be able to compete with women and blah, blah, blah. But then they have to toggle back. They have to pretend they're sane, but they have a lunatic fringe that they have to keep happy as well, which is going to make them non. The reason Gavin Newsom just flip flops all the time and Kamala Harris just flip flops all the time is because they have hard left people that are insane that America doesn't want, but they have to kind of satiate them while they're telling the majority of Americans normal things.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah, it's quite the debacle there. You know, it's just terrible. You know, it's a whole lot of.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, it's not really. It's not their. See the thing about Gavin Newsom or Wiener, it's not really their fault. It's the 50 nut jobs in the room cheering him on and booing you. It's their fault. These guys are just doing what they want them to do. If I, you know, if they all told him to go vegan, he'd go vegan if they told him. By the way, if they told him to protect the border and call in ice, then he'd protect the border and call in ice. They're just doing what they said. I mean, you know what? I'll give you a crazy one, Tish. And by the way, where should people go if they want to find you and support you and listen to your music as well?

[Tish Hyman]

Oh, you can find me Onissen L I S T E N the number two, Tish T I S H and you can also follow my page for mayor. It's Hyman H Y M A N the number four mayor. M A Y O R. There's a

[Adam Carolla]

tweet that Nithya Raman put out who's another super tarred leftist socialist nut job?

[Tish Hyman]

Nightmare Nithya. Nightmare Nithya.

[Adam Carolla]

Maybe worse than Karen Bass?

[Tish Hyman]

I think so, yes.

[Adam Carolla]

I mean, I'm not saying a worse person I don't know. A person, I'm saying, might be worse for this city than Karen Bass because she's more of a socialist, and she's also dim. Like, her thoughts don't really track or make sense. But there was a tweet. Now, just to let you know where we're at in Los Angeles, she puts a tweet out, and I'll just read it. We don't need to listen to it. But she basically says Spencer Pratt's run for mayor is no joke. He's a MAGA Republican who has vowed to work with ice, a federal law enforcement agency. Could you imagine a mayor of one of the biggest cities in the country? She says, we can't have this guy cooperating with a law enforcement. With the law enforcement community. So he's dangerous because he's vowed to work with ICE and end Los Angeles's sanctuary city ordinances. So this guy's dangerous because he's going to work with a federal law enforcement community, and because he does not want unvetted illegals showing up here dealing drugs, prostitution, human trafficking, murder, cartels. He believes there should be law and order. And for that, Nithya Raman, the woman who wants to be mayor, is saying this out loud.

[Tish Hyman]

Yes, she's saying that out loud. And I think it's ridiculous, because, one, you're speaking about him saying he's a maga, this or that, and all of this is like, why don't you talk about what you're gonna do for the city? How about you talk about what you're actually doing?

[Adam Carolla]

They're running on Trump.

[Tish Hyman]

It's just Trump. I'm so sick of people talking about the president. It's like, what are you gonna do? Okay, yeah, so you hate Trump. Okay, got it. What are you gonna do? What is your plan other than riling people up? And I've been to so many of these town hall meetings and so many different council meetings. It's just like, we're gonna go after Trump. When I went and spoke and approached Eric Swalwell, his whole rally was, I went after Trump. I went after Trump. It's like, all right, guy, great. But what are you gonna do? Are you gonna protect women? Oh, you know, all trans women are women, trans kids. It's like, all the same stuff. It's a bunch of malarkey, a bunch of people saying crap, and no one's really listening. When it comes to Weiner, he's putting these bills into office. He's the one behind a lot of these bills that have Prostitutes all over Figueroa that have children now making their own doctor's appointments at 13. It's like, what is going on. Our state leaders and our city leaders are not concerned with what we really need as citizens. And that's what's happening. But that's why we need more people getting involved. People have got to start paying attention. You know how many people I've spoken to in la? They don't even know that there's an election happening.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, man.

[Tish Hyman]

Tapped out, drained, tired. But we don't have time for that. We really don't. And I respect Spencer Pratt for coming out and saying what he's got to say and stepping in there. At the end of the day, the worst thing that can happen to Los Angeles is another four years of Karen Bass and any with Nithya anywhere near the seat. I've been telling people this for weeks. I'm very worried about this election. I don't sleep very well at night because all I want is the best thing for la. And I met Spencer the other day. Nice guy, you know, I feel his passion.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Tish Hyman]

Like I told him, I said, listen, we've got to fight. We've got to come together and fight. Because the reality of it is, is that there's just not enough on our side to put the bet all on him getting out of there with Karen. She beat Rick Caruso.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Tish Hyman]

The best bet that LA's got is to get behind me and Spencer Pratt and drive us to the final election in November.

[Adam Carolla]

By the way, speaking of, you can get rid of the Nithya Raman thing. I've said enough about her. But speaking of ice and the illegals, it was. She wants to be. By the way, did we vote on this being a sanctuary city? Like, I live in this city, I pay taxes in this city. I don't want it to be a sanctuary. How come you get to decide it's gonna be a sanctuary city and then have a bunch of fucking illegals living everywhere, not paying taxes and throwing garbage in the streets? I didn't vote for that, but I forgot a story that you probably didn't know about and that is lost to the dustbin of history, which is a writer, Adrian Shelley, and we're gonna have to pull this story and Dawson's gonna have to take a look at it. But I was talking to Andrew about it. There was a movie that was a popular movie. It's 20 years old now, maybe a little more. It's called Waitress, and Cheryl Hines was in it. And this writer, female Writer Adrienne Shelley was in it, and so was, what the hell is. Got to think, the last one. Anyway, it was a fairly popular movie, critically acclaimed, and the woman who wrote it, she wrote it and she starred in it, and it got a lot of good notices and she was kind of on her way. She was an attractive blonde lady. She lived in New York. This is 20 years ago. Give me the cast of that movie, Andrew. But she was killed by an illegal. She was murdered, and a person that shouldn't have been in the country just murdered her. And she's literally probably coming off the success of Waitress, which was a successful movie, and I know how the business works. She's probably at work on her next project. She's working on. Oh, it' Syri Russell was who I was trying to think of, had Andy Griffith in it. Yeah. Now, when she. The movie came out when. And she was murdered when. But the point is she had some traction, she had some success, and she's probably working on her next project. And so she goes into her office in Manhattan on a Saturday, I believe, and is working on her writing, and there is an illegal doing work in, like, a unit next to her office. And they're banging away and, you know, hammering away on a Saturday. And I believe she goes, hey, you're not supposed to be working here on a Saturday. Like, stop your work. You're making too much noise. And the guy murders her. He didn't rob her. He didn't come over. He didn't show up to work to rob her or anything. First off, there's a deep cultural divide in a lot of these countries where a lot of these people come here. These are murderous countries, a lot of them. Murder's not a big deal to them. Or maybe if a woman disrespects you or something like that. But this guy comes in, we'll figure it out. So. Oh, the movie was released posthumously. It came out.

[Tish Hyman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Adam Carolla]

She was killed in November of 06. It came out six months later. Oh, she was dead. And starring in a movie she wrote. Oh, all right.

[Tish Hyman]

That's terrible.

[Adam Carolla]

Sorry. But this would have catapulted her to the next. To the next level. Diego Pilco, an illegal from Ecuador. Murder. Give me the story. I don't want to see the guy. The guy does a TED Talk from prison, by the way.

[Tish Hyman]

He did a TED Talk.

[Adam Carolla]

We weren't insane. Our society's insane. Just give me the story, Dawson, then we'll get to this. Because, Andrew, we got to do the story and then there's the TED Talk. Get the order figured out. Come on.

[Dawson]

Tragically, Shelley would never get to experience or even know about her film success. She died Nov. 1, 2006, before waitress was released. Writes that her husband, Andy Ostroy, became worried when Shelly failed to check in with him. He dropped her off at the office earlier that day, when she hadn't contacted him, he headed to the building where he found a horrifying scene. Shelly was dead in the bathroom hanging from a shower rod.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, pause. The guy killed her and then didn't know what to do with her, so he hung her. And the New York. PD was like, well, I guess she killed herself. And the husband was like, she just rapped on a movie that's gonna change her life.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

She didn't talk about killing it? No, she didn't kill herself. And they were like, well, we found her hanging. They were like, all right. Moving on. The husband basically pushed and said, were you nuts? Somebody killed her. Go find him. They're gonna let the guy go. Go ahead.

[Dawson]

At the husband's insistence, police continued their investigation and found footprints left in Shelley's bathroom. They were quickly identified as belonging to 19 year old construction worker Diego Pilco. New York Post writes that Pilco was working on another apartment in Shelley's building. A footprint in that apartment matched the one in Shelley's bathroom. Pilco was arrested and quickly confessed to the murder.

[Adam Carolla]

All right then, by the way, can you imagine her husband? You got this woman that's on the launching pad, about to take off in her business. She just goes to work and just gets murdered by a dude who just don't like her attitude. He didn't hold her up at a liquor store. He wasn't stealing her catalytic converter. When she came running out, he just. She just. He murdered her because she bothered him.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

She said, hey, keep it down. That's how easy it is for him to murder someone. But he's not supposed to be in this country and he's living in a fucking sanctuary city like Nithya Raman once. And now we got ourselves a dead woman.

[Tish Hyman]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

And then he hung her and the police decided it was suicide. So now this is 20 years ago. This dude was 19. He's gonna be a youngish man in his 40s when he gets out of prison. He's getting out. He's getting out in front of him.

[Tish Hyman]

He didn't get life.

[Dawson]

Sentenced to 25 years.

[Adam Carolla]

He's getting out. In a few years, he's getting out. Does anyone need a handyman this guy's getting out in a few years.

[Tish Hyman]

What happened to life for life? What? How can you get 25 years when you took someone's entire life?

[Adam Carolla]

And by the way, where the fuck is Hollywood on this story, you assholes. You hypocrite assholes, where are you? Hollywood still worried about ice, are ya? Gonna push back against ice? Hollywood young woman murdered by an illegal. No thoughts. No, no. Not worried about. Not worried about her. Worried about the chick in the minivan who got shot in Minnesota. That's where all your ire is. But you do not have any thoughts about Adrian Shelley. Never heard it brought up. No thoughts. Doesn't fit. Does not fit the narrative. He's now given a TED Talk from prison.

[Tish Hyman]

That's insane, by the way.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, here he is. Wait, the Internet's crazy, right? We found a TED Talk he's given from prison. Because, you know, why shouldn't he give a TED Talk from prison?

[Diego Pilco]

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to tell my story. I'm from Ecuador. I have been incarcerated for 16 years. Let me fill in on what got me here, by the way.

[Adam Carolla]

Hold on a second. Gavin Newsom's wife wants guys like this on the street. That's when she's talking about, I ran over my sister with a golf cart. But I talked to a lot of guys in prison. You know, mistakes happen. This is basically what. This is who she's talking about. Fucking people are dangerous at the end of the day. Yeah, sorry.

[Diego Pilco]

I have been incarcerated for 16 years. Let me fill you in on what got me here and the progress I have made over the years. At the age of 18, I decided to immigrate to the United States, seeking a better life and future for my family, especially my parents. My parents took a $13,000 loan from the bank in order to pay the smuggler to take me here. Not a jail in the United States. It was a risky journey. Many people have died attempting the very journey I was about to take. But that didn't stop me. I was determined to follow my dreams. The hardest thing to do was saying goodbye to my family. Back in June 2005 was the last time I hugged and kissed my parents and siblings.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, pause on that day. He's a hero. You think he's gonna go on now? If I'm just watching this and someone goes, who's this guy? Go. Well, he probably invented a salsa or something, had a huge company and is gonna talk about having 500 employees and then sending from his parents from Ecuador? No, no. He just Murdered some bitch because she told him to keep it down. We are nuts as a fucking society. This guy should have got the death penalty, but most importantly, he shouldn't have been here. But by the way, guess who goes to sanctuary cities? It's like we have a homeless problem because we invite homeless to come here. So we make it easy for homeless so they end up here. So we are going to attract more illegal criminals because we are a sanctuary city and Nithya Raman thinks it's dangerous for us not to be a sanctuary city.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah, Nithya is a nightmare. She's the worst thing that could happen to Los Angeles. You know, it's really scary. Like I said, I'm constantly thinking about how this election's gonna go and what's next for la.

[Adam Carolla]

This guy's got a TED Talk. I wonder if he got a round of applause now.

[Tish Hyman]

I can't believe he's like, and I made the long trip. You made the long trip and you came over here and killed somebody. You're talking about it like this was such an important thing. They took a $13,000 loan and you came over here and you killed someone.

[Adam Carolla]

What is the story, Dawson? I mean, that story, the one you had, kind of glossed past it, but I know more about it just because I dig into stuff. She was working and he was doing construction. She.

[Dawson]

According to this article, she caught him breaking into her apartment.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, but he was doing construction there. Nah, find another article I keep reading about. Because he was not there to break in. He was there to do construction. Probably we'll find some version of that, but anyway, he'll be on the street soon, so maybe he'll come to Los Angeles if Nithya's in charge. Because, you know, we're a sanctuary city and we invite these people. By the way, how much does this guy cost us? How much? How many? Millions and millions of not only. Forget about, you know, people go, oh, it's $50,000 a year to incarcerate these guys. All right, so he's in 25 years. So we're 2.5 there. But it's not just that. Let's see, are we 2.5 on that? Got to figure that out the minute. That's 30. Okay, my point is this. These guys have court appointed attorneys, judges, bailiffs, the entire system.

[Tish Hyman]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

These millions, Millions of dollars. Oh, oh. He entered the apartment to rob her while he was working at the nearby apartment. All right, so it's kind of both. He was working. Sorry, forgot it. Dawson.

[Dawson]

Yeah. Okay, so 19 year old construction worker from Ecuador arrested on November 6th, confessed on tape to attacking Shelley and staging the fake suicide. Pilko's original version claimed that when Shelly demanded the construction noise be kept down, he threw a hammer at her, afraid she might make a complaint that could result in his deportation since he had immigrated to the United States illegally. He followed her back to her apartment. Pilco said Shelly slapped him when he grabbed her at the apartment door and he retaliated by punching her in the face, knocking her to the floor with where she hit her head and fell unconscious before he had killed her. He then hanged her to make it appear as a suicide. The version of the fence was not supported given the lack of head trauma and the presence of neck compression as the cause of death.

[Adam Carolla]

But then he gave a different account, still confused. So he wasn't breaking into her apartment?

[Dawson]

No, no, no. That's what he said originally. And now it's going into what really happened. Pilco gave a different account during the trial in 2008. He said he was returning to work after lunch, noticed Shelley returning to her apartment in the elevator, decided to follow and rob her.

[Adam Carolla]

Okay.

[Dawson]

He said he waited on the landing of her apartment as she entered and left the door open, by the way, to steal money from her.

[Adam Carolla]

How many of these ticking time bombs are floating around? I mean, you're hanging drywall until noon. You go down, you get a burrito, you're heading back upstairs on any given Saturday and you just see some scooters, skinny white chick and you go, oh, well, you know what I think I'll do? I think I'll just rob her. Maybe I'll kill her. That's what you want in your fucking city.

[Tish Hyman]

No, we don't need that in our city. We need our city to be safe. And Nithya is the opposite of that. She's gonna do the opposite of that and everything we need. So we need to make sure that we do not have Nithya anywhere near the mayor's seat.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, we'll take a break. Before we do some news. Hyman4, the number4mayor.com. Yes, sir, is where you go. Good chat with you.

[Tish Hyman]

Yes, absolutely.

[Adam Carolla]

We'll have you back.

[Tish Hyman]

I'd love to. We gotta talk more about my policies here.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, I know what you're following me.

[Tish Hyman]

You know what I'm saying. They're gonna be like, Spencer Pratt for mayor. They're not gonna get it. What we gotta do is we gotta make sure that Nithya doesn't get in. Here's My thoughts on it. We're off.

[Adam Carolla]

No.

[Tish Hyman]

Oh, we're still going.

[Adam Carolla]

We're still gone.

[Tish Hyman]

Oh, my bad. I thought you were saying bye.

[Adam Carolla]

I was, but then you wouldn't let me.

[Tish Hyman]

All right, so here's my thoughts. Here's my thoughts. So we have this election here we have Spencer Pratt polling at 11%. Now Nithya is at 9, Karen's at 25. We have 41% of people who are undecided. And this is unique and rare in any election that we've seen. What we need to realize here is this because I met Spencer and I really like him. So, you know, right now, Spencer, they're thinking Spencer's a sure shot into this final two, but there's no sure shot right now. There's a few things. He's a 50, 50% chance that he won't even make it into the general election if Nithya and the DSA's money can make that.

[Adam Carolla]

So what's the DSA?

[Tish Hyman]

Democratic Socialists of America. They're the worst. All right, and that's who's behind her. Right? So there's a 50, 50 shot that in the final two is just her and Karen, which is a nightmare because we're really just sitting there, not knowing which way.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, you just have to move at that point.

[Tish Hyman]

I don't want to move, but I don't.

[Adam Carolla]

But you just. You gotta move.

[Tish Hyman]

It's gonna get wild.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Tish Hyman]

Or it's a chance that he'll go in and wind up in the final two and go against Karen and she might outclass him. That's true. And we've gotta remember, she beat Rick Caruso and he had a lot of money.

[Adam Carolla]

I know. And a lot of good ideas.

[Tish Hyman]

And a lot of good ideas.

[Adam Carolla]

I do think there's a lot of buyer's remorse. I think if you ask most Los Angelenos if you could go back and redo it, would you rather have Rick Caruso? All the sane ones, for sure.

[Tish Hyman]

But he's no Rick Caruso. He's no Rick Caruso. Right? So to me, it's like there's a 50, 50 shot on each side that Spencer still. It's not 100% on him or even 80. You understand?

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. I get it.

[Tish Hyman]

So I say. I say, listen, Los Angeles, we've gotta wake up. We've gotta wake up. Los Angeles. The final two should be Spencer Pratt and Tish Hyman. If you're not voting for Tish Hyman, you're voting for Spencer Pratt. If you're voting for anybody Else you hate LA and you want us to wind up in a utopian nightmare or. Okay, it's serious. It's very, very serious. Another thing about me and Spencer is that we love L. A and we actually care about what's happening. We've met, we were friendly enough. We have the energy between us. No matter which way you land, you're safer than you are with Nithya and Karen. We've got to knock them out. We've got to knock them out. Get me polling. Get Spencer. More numbers. We need to be the final two in the general. And guess what else is going to happen, Adam? It's gonna be the most incredible and entertaining mayoral debate you'll ever see. Like the final night fight finale.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. All right. Dystopian, by the way. Said utopian. I don't want people.

[Tish Hyman]

Sorry. Dystopian.

[Adam Carolla]

It's gonna be bad. All right, we'll take a break. Be back with rooting the news right after this. Aura. You gonna just get mom flowers this Mother's Day, or do you wanna do something she'll like? She fed you for 18 years and beyond with a lot of people I know. The least you can do is make her special day actually special this time. And that's why this Mother's Day, you should get her an aura frame. The technology is insane. Aura is the world's smartest digital frame. They have free unlimited storage, so you can add as many photos and videos as you want. And you can preload photos before it ships. Keep adding from anywhere, anytime. I have one here. We put it right up front in the lobby and it's got all the guests I've loved over the years. And it makes me happy when I walk past it and I see it. So you can make Mother's Day special with aura frames, right, Dawson.

[Dawson]

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[Dawson]

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[Adam Carolla]

Hey. Hey. Rich man, poor man, warm toilet seat. Either he's got the heated toto or he's sharing the bathroom with too many people.

[Dawson]

You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744.

[Adam Carolla]

Writing that one down. Rich man, warm toilet seat.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, if you're rich enough, you actually have somebody go in and warm it up for you. If that's your thing. That's my kink.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, let me tell you how. Let me tell you how I stay rich.

[Rudy Pavich]

Okay, let me get a pen.

[Adam Carolla]

I used to pay two separate guys. One guy to break in my Italian loafers.

[Rudy Pavich]

Okay, Loafers.

[Adam Carolla]

And the other guy to walk my dog. But at some point I was like, if I'm paying this dude good cash to break in my Italian my Bruno Mallis, why can't I just have him hold the leash and then he could break in my loafers while he's walking my dog. So I got rid of the dog walking guy. Yeah. All right, so a, that's money in my pocket, number one. But you bring up a good point. Why can't I have my loafer break in guy be my toilet seat warmer as well? Let him sit on that toilet run in place with those loafers all day while my dog sits in the bathroom with me.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, get yourself a thick thigh guy

[Adam Carolla]

just to sit down.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Adam Carolla]

Also, I like the heavier set, guys, because it breaks in the loafers a lot faster.

[Rudy Pavich]

Absolutely.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

And if you really want to go streamline, you name the dog Bruno as well. He can break in the Bruno's while giving some exercise to Bruno while he's sitting on a place he made pruno.

[Adam Carolla]

You're not making sense now Rudy, now you're kind of making a farce out of a good idea. This is a solid money making idea.

[Rudy Pavich]

Spitballing. Well, no bad ideas.

[Adam Carolla]

Maybe do a different fan. Cause this guy's not one. But anyway, you people listening or struggling to make ends meet? Fire the dog walker, keep the loafer breaker in her and then use that guy as a toilet seat warmer.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And then don't hassle me about rich not paying a fair share or some people can't afford Italian loafer breaker. Inner. Tired of it. Yeah, fucking tired of it. Go fucking cry to somebody else.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. Tired of getting that economy sized rental car. You can get a mid size size if you stick to the Adam Carolla plan to make money. Yeah, Savings plan here.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. There's a couple things I want to get into before we get into the news. That Pritzker being interviewed on CNN makes me laugh. As long as we're talking about illegals and sanctuary cities. Chicago's a sanctuary city. I guess Illinois is a sanctuary state. I don't exactly know. First off, I'm not sure that it's even legal for a mayor just to declare stuff. Like, I don't. We have a federal government. We have rules about illegal aliens coming into this country. Here's what I'm saying, and maybe it's true. Can the mayor of Chicago just go, there's no more. There's no such thing as illegal drunk driving anymore in the city of Chicago. We're not gonna force any of that. You get as drunk as you want, drive as much as you want. Sorry. Come fight me, Trump. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't feel even legal to me. But Pritzker is great because he's gonna lay out a problem everybody, and you tell me who it affects. And by the way, but they have a few angles. They have racist and homophobic. But once in a while, when the Southern Poverty Law center gets popped, they go all right, off. Racism not a popular thing. Racism not working for us now. We'll go into the dictator, we'll go into the tyrannical. They'll go. You can see them moving their chips around the board. Like, they'll do racism for a while and then Southern Poverty Law center will come out. And then they'll go, okay, no more racism for a minute. Let's go talk about dictatorships now for a while. No kings. And when they get bored with that, they'll go back to racism. But he is talking about their new constituency, the Democratic Party. Illegals. That's all they got now. So he's got a plan. But you tell me what the plan is. And by the way, who's interviewing him? That fucking dumb cow. Somebody's gotta ask these guys some fucking questions. Yeah. Oh, it's Nicole Wallace. Okay. She's inert. But anyway, you know, the thing about her is, like, I think she thinks she's a journalist, which is crazy. Yeah, you're not a journalist. You're partisan, and you don't ask any questions to your friends. But here we go.

[Nicole Wallace]

Somebody wearing a uniform and an automatic weapon with a. You know, with a mask on.

[Adam Carolla]

Go back. Sorry, just go back like, 10 seconds. Go ahead.

[Nicole Wallace]

Ice and CBP for that. For the ways that we are looking at doing that is making sure that, first of all, that we're taking them to court ahead of time to keep those troops, those ICE and CBP agents, away from the voting booth. Second, we've got to communicate to the public about their rights. You have every right to go vote. Even if you see somebody wearing a uniform and an automatic weapon with a. You know, with a mask on, those people cannot prevent you from pausing.

[Adam Carolla]

Is there anybody who thinks it's like. It's like saying, look, when you go to the airport, you have a right to travel. And if you see a guy there with a gun and a badge, do not let that scare you away from the airport. Yeah, I know. I live in this country. There's security everywhere. Hey, if you ever go to a Knicks game or a Lakers game, you are going to see uniform guys with guns and badges standing there. Do not turn around and go home. Yeah, you may enter the Forum. Yeah. If you have a fucking ticket, you can enter.

[News Reporter]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

If you see a guy named Bill with a wand patting you down for a gun, you are allowed to go

[Adam Carolla]

into that stadium and see Metallica.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. All right, so he's saying, we have to get the message out. To whom? Does anyone in this building need a message? Like, you walk into a fucking Walmart, there's a guy standing at the door with a fucking gun and a badge. Now, why you go into a synagogue, there's a guy standing there at the door with a gun and a badge. Is that.

[Rudy Pavich]

I stopped at a Marshalls two days ago. There was two guys standing there, like, literally armed to the teeth. And I was like, we're all buying $10 shirts here. Do we need this guy? But you're right, they're everywhere.

[Adam Carolla]

You go, $10 shirts. I got Bruno Mollis. Bro, those are 3,300 a piece.

[Rudy Pavich]

I don't have dog walking Breaking shoe money.

[Adam Carolla]

Who breaks in your shirts?

[Rudy Pavich]

Well, it's gonna have to be the same guy that you hired.

[Tish Hyman]

Can I pick that?

[Adam Carolla]

No, he won't do that. Cause he's heavy set, remember? He doesn't fit in my shirt.

[Rudy Pavich]

Well, listen, we'll just.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, let's talk off the air about your financials. Yes. All right, so anyway, he's worried about people. All right? Nicole Wallace doesn't go, hold on. Who are you talking about? But here we go to the public about their rights.

[Nicole Wallace]

You have every right to go vote. Even if you see somebody wearing a uniform and an automatic weapon with a mask on, those people cannot prevent you from voting. And I know, it's scary.

[Adam Carolla]

Scary. All right, pause it. By the way, they do the scary thing. They love the scary. It's all scary. I don't know. I'm kind of the opposite. When you take all the guys with the guns and the badges and you throw them out of town, that's when it devolves into fucking Sodom and Gomorrah. That's when I get scared.

[Rudy Pavich]

Appreciate those guys.

[Adam Carolla]

I do, too. But anyway, it's scary. It's either, by the way, it's racist, it's dictator, it's lgbtq, and then there's mean and scary. This guy's mean. Very scary. Okay, so it's scary to go vote when there's security, but okay, keep going.

[Nicole Wallace]

People cannot prevent you from voting. And I know it's scary, but this moment is the moment in which you need to get over your fear and go into the ballot box and show America that we are going to restore our democracy. We need everybody to go vote. That communication needs to happen. And then finally, many of us have talked about organizing to have people at the polling places to escort people in to make sure they don't feel intimidated by the police.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, so hold on. So just some average American's gonna go where you vote. And you go. You vote on 5th and Elm. And then I go down there and I see uniform guys there, and I go. I'm getting back in my car. And then I show up. I muster the courage. I'm scared, but I muster the courage to go to the front door and look at the uniform guys who don't even notice me. And then you're gonna have a liaison. Maybe the guy breaks in my loafers. He's gonna walk me in, and I'm gonna be trembling, scared, sweating, frightened. And then he's gonna walk me in and go, shh. It's okay to vote.

[Rudy Pavich]

There's a binky inside of the booth.

[Dawson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And I'm gonna go. I've been voting for 41 years. He's gonna go. Shh, it's okay. It's okay.

[Rudy Pavich]

Rockabye and good night.

[Adam Carolla]

It's okay. By the way, that's my grandma's volunteer.

[Tish Hyman]

Shh.

[Adam Carolla]

Come. All right, so then they're. So they're gonna organize and they're gonna have escorts to walk you in, okay,

[Nicole Wallace]

Polling places to escort people in to make sure they don't feel intimidated by these people who have no right to be there. Their only purpose, ICE and CBP and National Guard. Their only purpose will be to scare people away. And we don't want that. And by the way, all we want is for eligible voters, U.S. citizens who are eligible voters to go in and vote. And we just don't want people to be afraid to go vote. So the more communication we can have.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, pause. Nicole Wallace. How about you do half of your job and just go. I have no idea what you're talking about. Who are the people you speak of? And then you go, well, you know, there's a lot of people in the Latino community. And then you go, but here, legally, right. We're working. And by the way, let me put it to you this way. Half the people in this country just don't vote. In general.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And they're citizens and they're born here, and they don't vote. The folks that do vote are usually engaged in the system unless they're being rounded up by Democrats and bussed to go vote, like, illegally, if they're physically showing up. And by the way, that's ballot harvesting. They'll get those guys with mail in ballots. What percentage of people are just in the system here legally engaged enough, paying taxes, and would be, I guess, of some sort of Hispanic, you know, identity. Who would walk in? Who wouldn't know that you could just walk in because you have a wallet and a license and an ID and a Social Security number, like, who we talking about? And Nicole Wallace, if you did your fucking job and you weren't a partisan hack, you would ask this guy who he's referring to and then how it would prevent anybody from voting.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen Nana, as you mentioned, standing at the table going, you know, this ID picture doesn't match the MS.13 gang tattoo on the side of your face. Are you sure that this is you, Javier?

[Adam Carolla]

Who's he talking to, Dawson? And what is he talking about? And is it anything? And again, I know he's sucking up to his illegal constituency. But they're not voting. But he wants them to vote.

[Dawson]

There are liberal white women who watch every word.

[Adam Carolla]

That's a good point. You know what? You know what? You know, it's a good point. Let me ask you, Andrew, when does this show come on with Nicole Wallace? Because if it's two in the afternoon on a Wednesday, all the Mexicans are working. I got news for you. This is. You're right. It's middle aged white women who have minivans who are gonna go drive them into the ice officers and get their fucking head blown off. That's right. That's actually right. Nope. If I showed a picture of Nicole Wallace to. If I stopped. If I walked around Los angeles and stopped 500 random Mexicans and showed them a picture of Nicole Wallace, they'd have no fucking idea. I'd get more Hillary Clintons than I would CNN.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

4:00pm weekdays, 6:00pm Eastern. And maybe it's a couple in these. Also with this, by the way, I'll go with 3pm Then our time or one. Wait a minute, how's this work? I'm confused.

[Rudy Pavich]

Oh, so it's 3:00pm Central Time, you're looking at 1:00pm here, right? Yeah, it starts at 4:00pm Eastern Time.

[Scott Wiener]

So it starts 1:00pm our time.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, it's 4. To 6. Oh 2, 6:00pm okay, so it starts at. All right, I'm dead nuts on.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I'll tell you one thing about Mexicans. They fucking work. They're all at work. None of them are sitting home watching this cow and this dumb shit lie all day on cnn. Now maybe a little Telemundo if they're doing some day drinking. But no, no, no. So that's zero. So Dawson's right. It's just a bunch of fucking dumb Karens who are watching this shit.

[Dawson]

It's a preaching to the choir.

[Rudy Pavich]

Well, basically what they're saying is there's going to be people standing outside that will scare you voting for Democrats. However, if you're voting Republican, these guys are on your side. You're not gonna be scared. You'll definitely go into that booth and cast your vote.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. All right, sorry, news.

[Rudy Pavich]

Let's do it. Former FBI Director James Comey was indicted again Tuesday, this time by a federal grand jury for threatening to kill President Trump. In a May 2025 Instagram post that called to 86:47, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the charges during a news conference saying that threatening the life of a President of the United States will never Be tolerated by. By the Department of Justice.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, this is kind of weak sauce. And Comey deserves to be indicted on other things, like the whole Russian collusion stuff and all the Hillary Clinton stuff. But this one, no, obviously he's kind of a douche. He's a little bit of a sociopath. He makes all these videos about him and Taylor Swift, and he says he came upon the seashells, which I don't know if we believe them or not, but this is kind of a nothing burger. Even though I would be. I'll tell you the way I feel about it, I feel that you can go, listen, this is free speech. He's a citizen, and blah, blah, blah. I would kind of argue that there's a slightly higher standard to someone who used to run the FBI. Just like, you know, teams have, like, dress protocols and stuff, and you go, well, the average college student doesn't have one. Yes, but when we travel, you wear a suit and tie sort of thing, because you go, that's our standard. I would argue that he. But he was retired, so. But I would argue he should be held to a higher standard. But this is sort of nothing. Nothing's here. But there's other reasons. I'd rather them focus on fucking Fauci Obama and Hillary Clinton myself.

[Rudy Pavich]

And anytime they say, hey, maybe the director of the FBI should not be butt chugging beers with the United States men's hockey team after they win the gold medal, well, maybe they shouldn't be spelling out messages with seashells either.

[Adam Carolla]

That's a good point.

[Rudy Pavich]

Although I'm glad that we didn't get busted because I put my tweet out which said 69, 47. I'm very happy that I didn't get busted for that one, because egg on my face Sheath.

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[Dawson]

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[Rudy Pavich]

All right, so just months after ascending a. Excuse me. Just months after promising a socialist utopia, New York Mayor Zohan Mumdami discovered a minor flaw in his master plan. And that is the math. On Tuesday, the man who spent the campaign effectively declaring war on the concept of. Excuse me. Oh, sorry, we just got these. I apologize. Who got the. Was promising a historic magnitude is now looking at a deficit larger than anything seen since the Great Recession.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, it doesn't work, but it's all lip service. Like my ex wife used to say all the time while living in a huge house and driving $100,000 car. I don't care about any of this stuff. I don't even want any of this stuff. It's like, oh, you don'? Yes, I want to get you a Hyundai. She said, no. Well, Genesis, to be fair, but you wanted an Audi or Jaguar. So don't give me this bullshit where you don't want any of this stuff. You fucking want this stuff. They always pull the shit. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have free buses. We're at free supermarkets, free transportation. Everyone's gonna be treated with dignity. Everyone's gonna be nice. And then it's like, how are you gonna pull that off? And the answer's well, the same way my ex wife pulls off her Audi. I pay for it. But it's lose lose for me because I pay for it and she doesn't want it, so I don't get thanked. So the rich pay all the shit and then get demonized. It's a microcosm of the same thing, sure, but here we go.

[News Reporter]

New York City faces a budget crisis of a historic magnitude.

[Adam Carolla]

Right?

[News Reporter]

Because it's larger than any since the great.

[Adam Carolla]

He inherited it.

[News Reporter]

Years of mismanagement and chronic under budgeting.

[Dawson]

Hold on, pause.

[Adam Carolla]

Why is there a white chick standing next to them? And that's where's all the blacks and the Black women of color. I pray she's a lesbian, otherwise there's going to be an issue. She can't just have a white chick standing next to them. She doesn't look lesbian, but someone's got to look into that.

[Rudy Pavich]

Well, see, this is a bad news conference.

[Adam Carolla]

Good news is where you get the

[Rudy Pavich]

black chicks behind you.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, see, here's what I want. I haven't said it in a while, but I really want to tell everyone this. And I want to go find Brandon Johnson or Lightfoot or Karen Bass, and I like to sit him down. Or Newsom, whomever. And I would sit him down, I would go, look, the reason you guys are career politicians and can't cut it competitively in a free market system is because you're fucking dumb and you are trying to outwit smart people who just do business for a living. And all business people do is find workarounds. So you throw taxes at them. They start working around the taxes, eventually they just leave. You think you're going to corner them and beat them. You are not going to corner and beat a guy who runs Tesla or a guy who runs Nabisco or a guy who runs a hedge fund that's worth $700 billion. You're not gonna outsmart that guy. You're fucking dumb and you're kind of addled like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Karen Bass is a fucking idiot. This guy's a douche. You're not gonna outsmart. And Kathy Hochul is gonna outsmart somebody. She's fucking Maxine Waters. You know what I mean? These are addled, dumb shits. So you think you're gonna take these guys who are essentially financial geniuses. That's why they rose to the ranks of where they are and outsmart them in their boardroom, which is filled with guys who graduated from Wharton who have law degrees. You're gonna beat them. You're not gonna beat them. You could work with them, but you're not gonna bully them. As you start bullying them, they go, fuck it, we're leaving. Yeah. And then you're fucked. Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

These are the guys. When you do bring sanctions on them, they just shut the door and go, we'll take into consideration. And they walk out with a plan that is 10 times better than anything you could come up with.

[Adam Carolla]

They have money in bank accounts in places they've never been. That's how smart they are. So they will fucking fix your shit, by the way. Easily.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, if you let them. Unfortunately, they will Never let them. That's the problem.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, I mean, they will. Look, they will either fuck you up, or you could work with them. But if you want to demonize them, then they'll fuck you up, and then you'll have to beg for money. Yeah, and then the people that are left behind are gonna be the dumb shits who voted for you, who don't have any money.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

This is. It's a super simple equation. But we'll hear more of what he has to say. I hope that's a lesbian.

[News Reporter]

We inherited a deficit larger than any since the Great Recession. Years of mismanagement and chronic under budgeting alongside a structural imbalance between what New York City sends to the state and what we receive in return have taken a toll. We cannot close this deficit with savings alone. We need new revenue, and we need a structural reset in our relationship with the state.

[Adam Carolla]

Hold on a second.

[News Reporter]

That is the only way.

[Adam Carolla]

You don't necessarily need new revenue if you make rudy with your $10 shirts. You hear that one, Dawson?

[Rudy Pavich]

I was splurging that day.

[Adam Carolla]

Shit, man.

[Rudy Pavich]

Got a bonus.

[Adam Carolla]

I don't spend that on a rag I wipe my Mercedes down with, but you.

[Rudy Pavich]

Okay, well, that's where my shirts go, is they become your Mercedes Rags.

[Adam Carolla]

So he needs more money because it's not going to be enough to make it up. But here's the deal. If Rudy over here makes, I'll throw out a number. Doesn't matter what it is. Rudy over here makes $100,000 a year. And Rudy lives a kind of a lifestyle with super fancy $10 shirts and things of that nature on his $100,000 a year. Then at some point, we find out that Rudy's been demoted and he's only making $75,000 a year.

[Rudy Pavich]

Okay.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. Now Rudy can say, hey, man, I need another 25 grand a year to continue the life I was leading. But there's an alternative. You can start buying shirts that are $757 shirts.

[Rudy Pavich]

God.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, $757.50 technically.

[Rudy Pavich]

Thank you.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, it's that kind of math that got you in this mess in the first place. The point is, is. No, no, no. You don't necessarily need that. You can lower. Rudy can spend less money and then still get by. Now, I would argue the pot. For me, it'd be a two prong approach. I would say Rudy spend less money and simultaneously hustle to fill that gap between 75 and 100. But I wouldn't just say, concentrate 100% on making more money. I would say simultaneously cut out a few things that are costing you money. Now, I think we've all figured out the fucking bloat and grift in these cities is monumental. So that should be part of the discussion.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

By the way, I don't think that makes you a Democrat or Republican. Just go, look, we got to do things simultaneously. I got more money coming in and we got to stop some of this money that's just flying out the back door. All right, but let's. Let's hear him. He needs more money.

[News Reporter]

This deficit with savings alone, we need new revenue and we need a structural reset in our relationship with the state. That is the only way to meet our legal obligation to pass a balanced budget and to do so without imposing a financial burden onto the backs of working people. I'm glad to partner with. With Speaker Menon as we call on the.

[Adam Carolla]

I also like the definition of people who pay for everything and work weekends do not get to enter the club of working people. Like, I'm not. When he says we need working. We don't want to pay tax on working people. He's not talking about me, although I work every weekend and I do nothing but work. But I don't get to be a working person because that's noble. I sit around and grift money in his eyes.

[Rudy Pavich]

You're sitting out at your back patio at your breakfast table in a bathrobe at 10am Just eating hard boiled eggs and just taking in all the money, not giving anything back to the little guy.

[Adam Carolla]

I do love that. By the way, if I could keep all the money, I surely would. Don't get me wrong. Sure, go ahead.

[News Reporter]

Onto the backs of working people. I'm glad to partner with Speaker Menon as we call upon Albany and deliver a balanced budget together. We are extending the executive budget deadline from this coming Friday until May 12th. Because a crisis of this scale cannot be solved without state action. I want to be clear. We are not simply asking others to act. New York City is doing our part. We are committed to governing with the fiscal responsibility this moment demands. Speaker Menon and I have already identified meaningful savings, and we will continue that work carefully, deliberately, and without cutting the services that New Yorkers rely on. But we cannot do it alone.

[Adam Carolla]

Hold on. Is the woman. Is she at least transitioning? This person? I just can't believe he would be fool enough to just stand with a white chick who's heterosexual. Never seen it before?

[Rudy Pavich]

No.

[Adam Carolla]

Hmm. She lesbian? Andrew?

[Rudy Pavich]

Not since COVID no.

[Adam Carolla]

Jesus Christ. This is disappointing. He must be desperate at this point. All right, so he's gonna get people to give more money. Not the working people. The people who don't work, who make all the money. Right. Okay. Our partner.

[News Reporter]

We are committed to governing with the fiscal responsibility this moment demands. Speaker Menon and I have already identified meaningful savings. And we will continue that work carefully, deliberately, and without cutting the services that New Yorkers rely on. But we cannot do it alone. That is why we are standing together this morning to underscore what is at stake and to call on Albany to deliver additional revenue.

[Adam Carolla]

I need more money. I need money because I got a lot of plans. And by the way, the more my plans get implemented, the more fucking money I'm going to need. And we gotta have the people who are already paying for everything pay more.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. It's too bad that Lex Luthor just can't break into the feed and just show that video of him standing in the grocery store. Yeah. And just going, this is why you have no money. Cuz of dipshit policies and decisions like this.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, what else we got?

[Rudy Pavich]

Minnesota governor Tim Walz boasted about his moves to crack down on fraud during his final State of the State address on Tuesday.

[Adam Carolla]

I believe he got some videos, spearheaded it.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

No one would listen to him all those years ago when he was talking about some Somali fraud. But finally, the people. He's got the ear of the people. I do love that. I love Newsome when he's like, we've been working on this. You haven't done shit. You're not going to do shit.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, here we go. We've created additional checks and balances. We've brought on more investigators, more auditors, more law enforcement agencies, as well as an outside firm to take a look at high risk programs. People who have ripped us off are getting caught and they are going to jail. Just like today.

[Nicole Wallace]

I've said the buck stops with me.

[Adam Carolla]

And as I know some of you will take that as an open invitation to play politics with every incident of fraud that takes place here in Minnesota. Even though I have to tell you

[Nicole Wallace]

the statistics show it's happening in red

[Adam Carolla]

states more than here. But so be it. All right, hold on. We're going to find out by the way, how come we don't see any of it? Go ahead, tell us all about it. Tell us about how illegals don't commit crime and they don't commit murder and they. All your fucking retarded thoughts that never happen happens in red states. Okay? There's gonna be. There'll be discovery and they're gonna find there's already tons of whistleblowers who went, I fucking made him aware of this. They made Newsom aware of it. They told him that's their constituency. They're not into busting their constituency. They're not per se into, let's just say, illegals. They don't hang out with them. They don't hang out at the dinners or the country clubs. They're not friends with them. They're not friends with any Mexicans. That's their constituency. So they will fight to protect whoever they think their constituency. It's not like they like Somalians. They just use them.

[Rudy Pavich]

She votes for them.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. So they're not gonna upset the apple cart. Now, look, there's two kinds of criminal. There's a kind of criminal that does what the Somalians do, and then there's the elected criminal who just sort of turns a blind eye to it. That's what they're doing is kind of a passive criminality, and that's what he's doing. But anyway, they're probably going to. Also, here's the other thing that's interesting about all these guys. This is job one for you. How come there's no footage of you talking about it? How come it's all the LGBT community and Black Lives Matter? How come I could go dig up 7,000 hours of this fuck talking about Black Lives Matter and I couldn't find five minutes of him talking about fraud, waste and abuse? So why is that, if that's what you want?

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, a lot of talk about, you know, thugs wearing boots on the streets, taking down the guy who's just trying to make a living, man, Just trying to do right by his family in the back of the kitchen. And they got these guys coming in and taking them away from their families and jobs and livelihoods.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, they're ripping infants from the arms of moms. Did you guys know that? And they're throwing them in incinerators. Did you know that? Actually, wood chippers. I heard they're taking moms who are just unhoused citizens or displaced or without papers, and they're tearing their infants away, and they're throwing them in wood chippers.

[Rudy Pavich]

All that's left is the bluey backpack. That's all that's left.

[Adam Carolla]

I miss the wood chipper, man. When I was a kid, there was always a thing going around, you know, like that guy. That kid threw a cat in a wood chip.

[Tish Hyman]

Whoa.

[Adam Carolla]

And you're like, oh, stay away from that guy. But it's never been Confirmed. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

After Fargo, that was kind of the last of it. I think they put the button on and just went, it'll never get as good as this scene.

[Adam Carolla]

Sorry we did something. Cause I swear to God, those big industrial ones, they were fired up in my neighborhood every single weekend. Like firing the mulch into the truck.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Not around anymore. You know what else I don't hear? Dogs howling at sirens. When I was a kid, fire truck would go by and you hear, ooh, don't hear it anymore. What is that?

[Rudy Pavich]

Maybe it's just the new construction of the houses. Everything is so much more quieter now.

[Adam Carolla]

Maybe dual glazed windows, quiet rock. And all the fucking dogs are indoors.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Aha. When I was a kid, every fucking dog was in the yard.

[Rudy Pavich]

Sure.

[Adam Carolla]

So they go, that's where you live. We're going to work. Have fun. Now they drop them off at doggy daycare or whatever it is. But you're right, it'd be the dogs in the yard. Cause otherwise I wouldn't hear it if they were in the house.

[Rudy Pavich]

Well, I bet that they changed the frequency of the siren because sirens before they were doggist. Ah, they were anti dog. They had to change the frequency a little bit because it was hurting their ears, which we know is keeping the dog down.

[Adam Carolla]

Do you have another story?

[Rudy Pavich]

I got a couple of them, sir. All right. Los Angeles Councilwoman Nithya Rahman admits to Democrats spending a billion dollars of taxpayer money to buy drugs for drug addicts, saying that residents. You're spending a billion dollars giving money to drug addicts who are buying drugs with that money. And you know it. I think there's some video.

[Adam Carolla]

She wants to put an end to it.

[Rudy Pavich]

She was basically admitting it.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, here's the thing, too. I know it's like a Republican versus Democrat and it's a war with everything, but I'm just trying to essentially save the city. And you guys are trying to destroy the cities. I don't think it's the same mission. I know everyone agrees with themselves, but I mean, I've seen what you guys do when you're in charge. You fucking ruin places. And I don't want. Whether it's Portland or Seattle, these are really. Seattle and Portland were like destination postcard places. And you guys with your brand of governing has fucked them up. And that same with Los Angeles. Not a usable downtown, but I don't want that. But that doesn't. Look, if you guys weren't called Democrats, you're just called sneetches or Snurs or Dr. Drew and Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss gave you a name? I'd still be against whatever it is you were doing. Cuz you're fucking up the city.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, well, here's Nithya.

[Tish Hyman]

I guess you're spending a billion dollars

[News Reporter]

giving money to drug addicts who are buying drugs with the money. And you know that.

[Tish Hyman]

Well, yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Hell yes.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, she's not yelling it. He's yelling it.

[Tish Hyman]

Sorry.

[Rudy Pavich]

The note that they gave me here made it look like the quote that they had was, you are spending a billion dollars giving money to drug addicts.

[Adam Carolla]

You know what's weird? So the weird thing is. I believe you, Rudy. So when you say Nithya Raman is yelling about this, I'm like, well, that sounds normal. That sounds sensible. So I know she wouldn't say it. All right, so let's hear it again.

[Rudy Pavich]

Sorry about that.

[Adam Carolla]

That's all right. You're spending a billion dollars giving money

[News Reporter]

to drug addicts who are buying drugs with the money. And you know that.

[Rudy Pavich]

Well, yes, you're spending a billion dollars.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, so yes, that's what we're doing. But we're getting great results.

[Rudy Pavich]

Open about it too. So open about. You know, as a new resident of Los Angeles, I've obviously seen the homelessness around you, but there was a guy yesterday as I was driving home that it reminded me, remember the old Weird Al movie, uhf? And at the end the guy was like, wow, a Rolex. And he is like the most quintessential homeless guy you've ever seen. There was a guy standing on the side of the road who looked exactly like that. And I thought if you wanted to cast that guy in a movie, you would have to make him look less homeless.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, too on the nose.

[Rudy Pavich]

Too on the nose. Insane.

[Adam Carolla]

I see these guys literally wandering around the freeways. You should be able to hit them and collect a bounty like Nutria.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

You know what I mean? You've got a problem with homeless, LA's got a problem with nutria. And you should be able to clip them and get a pelt and get some cash. That would solve the problem, or at least the word would get out and stay off the fucking freeway. What is a trap now? I'm trying to think, Dawson. If my mom was alive today, would she vote for Nithya or Karen Bass? Because they're both women. That's super important when you're destroying a city and they're both technically women of color. Although my mom would side with the black woman over the Indian woman. But we had. We can check the black woman box, but we can have not checked the Indian woman box. And Nithya is a socialist communist who's basically worse than Karen Bass.

[Dawson]

I gotta say. It'd still be Karen Bass.

[Adam Carolla]

You think so?

[Dawson]

I think.

[Adam Carolla]

God bless you. God bless you, Dawson. You're not just being kind.

[Dawson]

No, I think she would still go,

[Adam Carolla]

you know, I'm still grieving, because. Yes, you're just saying that, aren't you, Doss? Because you know I'm grieving.

[Dawson]

No, she would say with Karen Bass because she's a black woman.

[Adam Carolla]

Okay. All right, all right. Sorry. Any more stories here?

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. So your good friend, friend of show Jay Moore's wife, made a big donation to mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt. The former Los Angeles Laker owner, who has sold her majority stake in the team for a record $10 billion last June, has donated the maximum amount to Pratt, $1,800.

[Adam Carolla]

I saw Jay yesterday when we were talking about this.

[Rudy Pavich]

Nice.

[Adam Carolla]

I also lied to him.

[Rudy Pavich]

What did you tell him that you also donated $18 million?

[Adam Carolla]

No, I told him that my mom owned the Kings.

[Rudy Pavich]

Oh.

[Adam Carolla]

I was panicked.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I just didn't know what to say. And all the Lakers talk, and they're talking about who's buying the Seattle Seahawks, and I just felt. So I'm standing between him and Byron Allen, and Byron was talking about getting in on the group that was going to buy the Seattle Seahawks. And then, of course, Jay Moore is talking about owning the Lakers, and I just fucking panicked, and I just blurted out, my mom owns the King.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, well, I think.

[Adam Carolla]

And they were like, could we get some tickets?

[Rudy Pavich]

Tickets?

[Adam Carolla]

And I was like, I'd have to talk to Chris.

[Rudy Pavich]

That's fine.

[Tish Hyman]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

You guys want to. You want to exchange? Like, you give me some Lakers tickets? I have to get the Lakers tickets first, and then I'll give you the Kings tickets, obviously.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I told her hockey season doesn't start till the summer is what I told them.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, but they didn't buy it.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, they have smartphones. Oh, gotcha. And then some of them watch espn, and so they.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, I believe Jay was at the Kings game. Game the night before.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. But I figured I could pull it off with Byron because of his color and whatnot.

[Rudy Pavich]

I mean, everybody knows your mom was an angel investor in the Clippers. And I know you're just trying to hobnob and seem like a cooler than you.

[Adam Carolla]

I felt so out of place that I just wanted to offer something up, but I think they may be on to me. Yeah, but. Yeah, nice. J, we got a Spencer Pratt commercial here. Is that what we got? Okay.

[Tish Hyman]

This is where Mayor Vass lives.

[Adam Carolla]

You notice something? Or here, where Nithya Raman's three million dollar mansion sits.

[Rudy Pavich]

They don't have to live in the mess they've created.

[Tish Hyman]

Where you live.

[Adam Carolla]

This is where I live. They let my home burn down. I know what the consequences of failed leadership are.

[Dawson]

That's why I'm running for mayor.

[Adam Carolla]

For my sons and the rest of

[Dawson]

us Angelenos that want to stop these corrupt politicians from destroying our city. We are going to get the golden

[Adam Carolla]

age of Los Angeles back. I love their argument against Spencer Pratt is he likes Trump, okay? He's not a fucking socialist nut job who's burning your city down, number one. Now here's really the question. Los Angeles is filled with a bunch of people. You ever see, oh, here's something to do real fast. Andrew, that black woman who got interviewed, who was a juror in the OJ trial, who just went, Fuck it, OJ's black. We knew he's guilty. Tough shit. White chick's dead. We said not guilty. You ever see that? It's an awesome clip. It's her just going, fuck you. Yeah, we don't care. Yeah, but that guy murdered two people. So what?

[Rudy Pavich]

Doesn't matter.

[Adam Carolla]

Don't care. He's black and I don't give a fuck. And Turnabout's fair play. Sure, Louisiana is filled with those people. And those people aren't really interested in who's guilty and who's innocent. They're just like, karen Bass is a Democrat. She's black. And fuck you. There's a lot of that. As a matter of fact, that's kind of who my mom would be. So it is filled with super inaccurate, unpractical, and kind of dumb people who just go, fuck it, she looks like me. So there's always that, even though it sounds patently insane to us, because I don't want Rick Caruso to be mayor because he looks like me. I want to be mayor because he's fucking bright and he does stuff.

[Dawson]

I don't want anyone who looks like me anywhere near any office whatsoever.

[Adam Carolla]

Dawson, you gotta focus on smell more than aesthetic. You don't want anyone there smells like you anywhere. All right, let's see. Let's see if we can find this thing. It's kind of funny if you guys haven't heard it already. Hopefully this old lady's dead by now. But look, I voted no then, and he's a stupid ass to go out there and get into some more shit. That's Carrie Bass, Karen Bass, Bess, somewhat. Oh, gee. But deep in my heart, I done what I felt was right at that time. Okay. Anyway, there's a part of her, but she's just basically saying, look, I knew the guy was guilty, but fuck you, whitey. So there's a lot of that in la. So look out. All right, let's see. Oh, that. Oh, DeSantis. Oh, Miami. Yeah, I'm going to Miami in June. But what else do we got on here? Las Vegas. That's. Don't we go in numerical order here, though? Am I screwing this up? Las Vegas, everyone. May 8th and 9th and then Covina and then Visalia and then Modesto theaters and stuff over there. And go meet the Fillmore with a bunch of DeSantis and Dave Rubin and kind of an all star. Oh, Ben Shapiro. Like an all star lineup over there. Go to mkroll.com for all live shows. What do you got?

[Rudy Pavich]

This weekend I will be at King of Prussia in Pennsylvania. Then you can find me Netflix is a joke. Next week at the Ice House on Thursday, and then Friday night I'll be in Las Vegas with you.

[Adam Carolla]

So until next time, Adam Crawford, Tish Hyman and Rudy Pavich saying mahalo.

[Dawson]

Pick up your phone and leave us a voicemail at 888-634-1744 and get tickets to see Adam Carolla at AdamCorola.com.

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