Adam Carolla Show – Episode: Cheryl Hines + Gina and Bryan (Carolla Classics) Release Date: January 1, 2025

Overview

In this special edition of "Corolla Classics," host Adam Carolla, alongside Bryan Bishop and Gina Grad, presents the 15th Annual ACE Awards. This unique segment celebrates memorable moments, standout performances, and the humorous side of the past year's highlights from the Adam Carolla Show. The episode features a blend of comedic rants, reenactments, musical performances, and interactive segments that showcase the dynamic chemistry between the hosts and their guests.

1. Introduction to ACE Awards

The episode kicks off with Giovanni introducing the concept of "Corolla Classics," a companion podcast that highlights the best moments from the 15-year run of the Adam Carolla Show. Giovanni mentions the availability of ad-free archives through Adam Carolla's Substack and previews today's main clips featuring Cheryl Hines and a later segment with Gina and Bryan.

Notable Quote:

• Giovanni [00:00]: "We play the best moments, highlights, and fans like to click clips from all 15 years of the Adam Carolla show."

2. Segment Highlight: Cheryl Hines on The Ugly Truth

Adam reflects on a 2009 episode featuring Cheryl Hines promoting "The Ugly Truth." He shares an anecdote about Gerard Butler shadowing his radio show to prepare for his role, highlighting Butler's charismatic presence.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam [MM:SS:00:45]: "Gerard Butler came into my radio studio and observed me. Really? When he was researching the role..."
• Adam [MM:SS:04:20]: "He has a magnetism. He does. You know, he's got a magnetic presence that draws people in."

3. The 15th Annual ACE Awards

Hosted from Coral Classics 1 Studios in Glendale, the ACE Awards celebrate various categories, including Rant of the Year, Invention of the Year, Best Impression, and more. The hosts engage in playful banter while presenting nominations and winners.

a. Rant of the Year

Multiple nominees presented, with Adams passionate critique on topics like COVID-19 policies, animal cruelty, and societal norms.

Notable Rants:

• Nominee [Rant on Canada COVID Policies]:

  • Speaker [MM:SS:25:30]: "Trudeau is a fucking colossal Pussy... This is a battle for COVID, and we need to kick the shit out of those Canadians."

• Nominee [Rant on Teacher Unions]:

  • Speaker [MM:SS:55:10]: "They're despicable. They're cowards. It's been a goddamn calendar year. Get the fuck back to work."

Winner:

• Speaker [MM:SS:02:15]: "Bowing to the woke mob. Stop apologizing to them... They're nothing. They barely exist."

b. Invention of the Year

A humorous take on absurd product ideas, with nominees presenting outrageous inventions like the Neck Pillow Flask and Gay Identification Vest.

Notable Inventions:

• Neck Pillow Flask:

  • Speaker [MM:SS:12:40]: "It's a neck pillow with a flask hidden inside. Totally undetectable and perfect for covert sipping."

• Bottomless Golf Shoes:

  • Speaker [MM:SS:15:00]: "You can look like you're wearing shoes on the golf course while actually being barefoot."

Winner:

• Dawson's Foot Drapes:
  • Speaker [MM:SS:18:50]: "A multi-purpose sex robot with lawnmower capabilities. Practical and discreet."

c. Best Impression

Participants showcased impersonations of famous personalities, with standout performances mimicking Ted Koppel and President Biden.

Notable Performances:

• Ted Koppel Impersonation by Brad Williams [MM:SS:30:20]:

  • Brad Williams: "I'm Ted Koppel. Stay tuned for Nightline."

• President Biden Impersonation by Kyle Dunnigan [MM:SS:33:45]:

  • Kyle Dunnigan as Biden: "Look, first we open the front door, then the hallways..."

Winner:

• Brian Whitman as Rick D:
  • Brian Whitman: Perfectly captured Rick Dees' iconic style with effortless comedic timing.

d. Best Reenactment

Reenactments of humorous and exaggerated scenarios, including "Porn in Space" and a fictional confrontation between Larry David and Alan Dershowitz.

Notable Reenactments:

• Porn in Space by Gina and Adam [MM:SS:45:10]:

  • Gina: "We're gonna do porn in outer space. Can you handle it?"

• Larry David vs. Alan Dershowitz Mock Fight [MM:SS:47:30]:

  • Dawson as Larry: "Your whole Enclave. It's disgusting."
  • Brian as Dershowitz: "I'm sick of being interrupted."

Winner:

• Pete Holmes as Hugh Grant [MM:SS:58:15]:
  • An awkward and hilarious take on Hugh Grant's persona, blending humor with sharp impressions.

e. Song of the Year

Original comedic songs crafted by participants, parodying popular tunes with humorous twists.

Notable Songs:

• "3,000 Podcasts" by Rich Banks and Mike Lynch [MM:SS:50:50]:

  • A humorous homage to the milestone of reaching 3,000 podcast episodes.

• "My Sharia Law" by Mike Lynch and Rich Banks [MM:SS:02:40]:

  • A satirical take on geopolitical issues, blending comedy with commentary.

Winner:

• "My Sharia Law" by Mike Lynch and Rich Banks:
  • Recognized for its clever lyrics and satirical edge, capturing current events with humor.

4. Musical Performances and Drops

Live musical moments featured performances by participants and cameos from guests like Pete Holmes. These segments showcased improvisational skills and comedic songwriting.

Notable Performances:

• Get It On Recording Session by Adam and Chris [MM:SS:55:50]:

  • A playful rendition of classic rock with comedic lyrics.

• Seven Up Commercial Mashup by Adam and Pete Holmes [MM:SS:59:30]:

  • An absurd and humorous attempt to recreate a fake Seven Up commercial with exaggerated accents and scenarios.

Winner:

• Kevin Nealon and the Impalas [MM:SS:56:25]:
  • Delivered an entertaining performance blending nostalgia with comedic flair.

5. Special Segments and Highlights

Throughout the episode, various humorous and edgy segments were interspersed, including rants on current events, casual interactions, and playful exchanges between hosts and guests.

Notable Highlights:

• Dawson's Vulnerable Moment:

  • Dawson [MM:SS:01:15:00]: Opens up about personal struggles, adding depth to the comedic atmosphere.

• Accusations Against Adam:

  • Gina [MM:SS:07:45:30]: Teases Adam about his on-air antics, keeping the mood light and playful.

6. Conclusion and Farewell

As the ACE Awards draw to a close, Adam expresses gratitude towards his team and listeners, highlighting the show's growth and the importance of audience support in sustaining the podcast's success. The episode wraps up with a mix of humor and heartfelt thanks, setting the stage for future episodes and continued listener engagement.

Notable Quote:

• Adam [MM:SS:14:50:00]: "I can't believe in February I will be here. Seven years, I still feel new. Thank you, thank you, thank you."

Final Thoughts

This episode of "Corolla Classics" encapsulates the essence of the Adam Carolla Show—where humor meets candid discussions, and hosts engage audiences with their unfiltered perspectives. The 15th Annual ACE Awards serve as both a celebration of the show's enduring legacy and a showcase of the hosts' comedic talents, ensuring listeners are entertained and eagerly anticipating more engaging content in the years to come.