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Adam Carolla (0:00)
Well, health guru Dave Asprey is going to join me for a very enlightening conversation. Lots of stuff in there to help you. Mayhem's got the news and we'll do all that right after this. The show is sponsored by SimpliSafe.
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Jason Mayhem Miller (0:57)
From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, entrepreneur from Bulletproof Coffee, Dave Asprey. Plus the news and trending topics with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now, Adam the Gent Complainer, Adam Carolla.
Adam Carolla (1:20)
Yeah, get it on, Captain. Get on that. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling Fred. All right, so we got Mayhem in here. He's got some news. I got stuff to talk about as well. Dave Asprey, author and overall life health coach, motivator guy. Good dude. Yeah, he'll be in the second half. Interesting guy. All right, stuff to get into. I don't have a lot of rules. I don't like a lot of rules at comedy clubs, but I would like this rule and I think every comedian I know would like this rule, which happens very infrequently, but it does happen. And it happened to me last time I did stand up, which is there's a couple, a distinct couple, kind of a 60 year old Asian woman and a 65 year old dude with long silver hair and a beard and a big cross hanging outside his shirt. And they sit in the front row against the edge of the stage, like front and center. Can't miss them right there. Just literally table and chairs just pushed right up against the edge of the stage. And then you walk out and then you see them there. And then that's for the first show. And then for the second show, the exact same couple sits in the exact same place. And the comedians always look to, you know, behind, through the curtain, behind, before the show. They want to see for the second show. Is it full up yet? Is it gonna be full up? When do we start? We're not gonna start till everyone sees. And they'll look and they'll go, goddamn, that couple's there again. And then they come back and they go, shit, I don't wanna do the exact same routine in front of this couple that they just sit there and look at You. They don't laugh, they don't smile, they don't do anything, but they just sit there. And I walked out for the second show and I was like, ugh, these two. And I made it my business to do a show that was about 60% different than my first show, which, you know, it's interesting for me. But the first show is usually the best stuff that I like the best or I've been doing the most. And so they get their best execution of a show if you're in the audience. But for these two people, I'm gonna make the other 200 people suffer through a show where I'm like literally looking at them going in my head, I'm thinking, okay, I'm gonna do this other bit. I hope I can remember it cuz it's old but I gotta figure it out. And it's the weirdest thing ever because I should just ignore those two and do the entire show just like I did the first show. And I would if they weren't sitting against the edge of the stage looking at me. Do you know what I'm saying?
