A (86:57)
Smoking gun. And I love the denial. All right, so I'm in the hotel room because it's the following morning. It's probably nine in the morning. The fire rages all night. Then we're going in for day two of the fire, and I cannot return to Malibu. I cannot do a podcast from this studio because the power's out in 2025 and now 2026. Last time I came here to do something, it had rained, and so the power's out. It's Los Angeles. It's 2026. Winds kick up, rains happen. Does the power need to go out when it rains? I get it. If it's revenant times, you know, whatever. But this is modern times. Can you get your fucking infrastructure together to the point where when the wind blows or the rain shuts in, my power doesn't shut off at my studio where I do my broadcast. So I was sitting in my hotel room and I had talked to a couple of my guys. The power's out. Can't go in, can't do a podcast. We were very close to just sort of saying, well, run a. Best of throwing the towel. Look, my condo's probably gone. The power's out. Maybe we don't owe everyone a podcast this morning. I've been evacuated. I think I can take this morning off. But at the last moment, I thought, you know what? Let's just give a little State of the Union and catch everyone up and let them know what's happening. So we sort of scrambled to grab a microphone and an iCam, a camera and a phone, and move a few pieces of furniture, move the table, put the chair here, and I just sat there and delivered my chat. And this is while the fires are still going on, basically the following morning after they started. And I got about three or four minutes here. I'll play it, but we'll see how many of my predictions came true. Here's what's gonna happen. The people who live in Malibu, who live in Santa Monica, who live in the Palisades, those are some of the most progressive blue voters in the. Well, in the world or in the United States, they are a bastion of blue. So what those guys did is all the people in the Palisades. I checked it out. It's about 80% blue, 80% progressive, 80% democrat. Now these pussies are all sitting around crying about Karen Bass, water pressure, how come the forest wasn't cleared of all the brush, what's happening with the infrastructure. You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom. And now you fucking get what you get now that your house is on fire. Well, now you're thinking about something else. Now you want to know what's going on, what's going on around here. You didn't give a shit about what was going on when other people's houses were on fire. But now you care. So here's what's going to happen. All these people who were deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild. And they're going to get the 28 year old bitch from the Coastal commission telling them to go fuck off. And then they're gonna vote for Trump or whoever's Trumpian next. You see, they're gonna get turned, they're gonna get turned hard because as I've always said, live in the rent control apartment in Santa Monica. Fine, good. We know how you vote. Go deal with the city, try to pull a permit. These are gonna be thousands of homes, super wealthy people. And these people don't wanna live in van eyes. They like it where they are. They love Malibu, they love the Palisades, they love Santa Monica. There's going to be a whole bunch of rich people and they're going to go, I'm rebuilding and I want to rebuild as fast as I can. And between the part where they go in to planning commission and plan check and initially and try to pull a permit to the time the first load of lumber, the first load of two by fours is dropped off on their lot or their house formerly stood. It's going to be three years and 1,000 permits and a thousand arguments and a thousand discussions with the coastal commission, not to mention little tidbits that they didn't think about. Like Carson Daly, you want a swimming pool? Yep. Gotta be double hold. Really? Yeah, why? What if water leaches out and gets into the groundwater table? Carson Daly had to build a swimming pool like a modern day oil tanker. Had to put like a double hold. That's all right. It'll just cost 500 grand for a swimming pool like that. They're gonna be, when they start getting the regulation, they're gonna go nuts. And when they start Running into the bureaucracy and the red tape. They're gonna start going nuts and they're gonna vote for Rick Caruso next time because they wanna get. That's all Trump says is we're gonna pull back the regulations. We're gonna free people up. They're gonna find out they're gonna get bit by their own snake. They're gonna convert. I am telling you, these are the bluest people on the planet and they're gonna be fucking rip shit pissed when the city and the Coastal Commission tell them to fuck off. And by the way, I don't think the Coastal Commission is going to okay anyone rebuilding any of their houses on the coast because they say they're in the business of protecting the coast. They're in the business of getting you to leave. They will get their wish, which is no buildings. And they're gonna make it hard for everyone. And then we're going to have to restructure the whole thing because we can't have nine angry lesbians controlling everything that goes on in Malibu, the Palisades and Santa Monica. Now it's a year ago. Zero building in Malibu. There is zero construction in Malibu. You can drive up and down the coast all you want. You're not gonna see one load of lumber.