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Class is officially in session. In this week's episode, I step up to the front of the classroom to give my weekly "what I've been reading" update—yes, I did the homework, and yes, I have thoughts.

Then we take a sweet detour (literally) to discuss the Kardashian x Crumbl collab… and listen, I hate to admit it, but those cookies kinda smacked. I'm not proud, but I am honest.

Right after snack time, we head straight to the desert to break down the chaos, the fits, and the standout moments from this year's Coachella. From iconic sets to eyebrow-raising flops, we’re getting into it.

From there, it’s all things moody and melodic as we enter the Church of Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey. I spiral over the new single cover from Lana (it’s giving 2012 meme-core tragedy), but please know—I love her with my whole soul and nothing will change that.

We also dive into TV time with the snappy brilliance of Hacks andunravel over the devastatingly disappointing season finale of Yellowjackets.

And of course, I close out with the Song of the Week—a moment of musical clarity you didn’t know you needed.

📝 Attendance is mandatory, snacks are allowed, and pop quizzes are just passionate rants.