Episode Overview

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This rowdy Flagrant episode (Jan 14, 2026) celebrates Andrew Schulz’s new baby boy, dives into brutally honest takes on being a dad of two, explores the strange crossover between straight women and gay hockey dramas, and unleashes the crew’s comedic chaos on culture, gender, sexuality, race, and more. Fans of classic Flagrant banter will get plenty of wild tangents, over-the-line humor, and genuinely personal stories.

Hosts/Regulars: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia (Al), Mark Gagnon, Miles, and producers/jokes from Joey, Tanya, Shifty

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Schulz Is a Dad Again

• Andrew announces the birth of his son, Lincoln Lawrence Schultz (00:47–06:00)
  • Delay in podcast episodes due to the new baby.
  • Wife doing the hard work “slaving away at home,” while Andrew jokes about staying out of her way by playing paddle.
  • Hilarious stories about family: his daughter has a Trinidadian accent from nannies; they're raising a “Trini family.”
  • Discussion of name selection: Lincoln was chosen over Jones, with ties to family members and even Abraham Lincoln.

“I got a new little baby… My wife is just slaving away at the house with two kids, and—it is what it is.” – Andrew (00:59)

Notable Moment: Andrew jokes about the group’s low enthusiasm for his second kid:

“The first time he had a baby, remember there was like a 20-minute story. This time, he just tossed it in the chat.” – Akash (04:44)

2. Birth: The Brutal Truth

• Unfiltered accounts of C-section and childbirth
  • Andrew describes the C-section process in graphic, comedic terms—the curtain, the doctor's head popping up, the discovery of blood and organs everywhere (06:30–11:00).
  • The guys one-up each other’s “how gnarly was your first childbirth experience?” Akash relives watching births during high school clinicals.
• The classic mistake: Andrew looks over the curtain at the C-section.

“Do not do it. Every guy will do it… You just wish that you didn’t.” – Andrew (08:17)

• Akash contrasts C-section versus vaginal birth (and jokes about “perineal care” and cleaning old women).

3. Parenting Differences with Boys vs. Girls

• Bonding with a son vs. a daughter (12:16–16:00)
  • Andrew admits he feels more “immediately inappropriate” with his son, making dad jokes about genitals, teasing nurses—a freedom he never felt with his daughter.
  • Conversation about breastfeeding: Miles and Andrew riff on wives still breastfeeding at 15+ months, accidental Instagram nipple leaks, and how motherhood changes how women see their bodies.

“I feel very comfortable being inappropriate… I could not do that with Shiloh [his daughter].” – Andrew (13:00)

• Andrew and Emma’s son’s anatomy becomes a running joke:

“I think he came out dick hard—100%. I think he came out dick hard, hacking.” – Andrew (19:02) “I was like, yo, I think you got a huge dick, and Emma goes—in a genuine way—‘how do you know what a kid’s dick is, big or not?’” – Andrew (19:22)

4. Family, Nannies, and Raising ‘Multicultural’ Children

• Trinidadian family and accents (01:20–02:30)
  • Andrew observes his daughter picks up a Trini accent—family is effectively “Trinidadian now.”
  • The crew riffs on bilingual children and career advantages, jokes about food, and “whitening it up” around parents.

5. Comedic Tangents: Sex, Gender, Race, and Workplace

• Sexualization vs. practicality after parenthood (15:03–17:00)
  • Jokes on how the meaning of breasts changes post-pregnancy.
  • Miles describes his child multi-tasking on his wife’s breasts while breastfeeding (“tries to tune the radio”).
  • The team spirals into a series of d*ck size and dildo comparisons—culminating in measuring a studio dildo against Al’s claimed size (31:00–34:39).
• Race, Code-switching, the N-word (26:12–28:48)
  • Al discusses using code-switching and appropriateness of language in different racial groups.
  • The group debates who uses the N-word best among them—a playful, self-aware dig at Black linguistic nuance within multiracial friend groups.
• Workplace ‘whiteness’, LGBTQ inclusiveness, and playing with dildos (30:19–34:39)
  • The crew jokes about the office being “too white,” brings in stories about dealing with sexuality, and flips between high-brow and hilariously crude.

6. Gay Hockey Shows and Female Desire

• Heated Rivalry: Why do straight women love gay hockey dramas? (39:01–1:00:00)
  • Segment opens with Andrew wondering (with some light homophobic joking) why raising kids in NY means higher chances they’d turn out gay, and why girlfriends are so into gay male media.
  • Joey explains the “Heated Rivalry” phenomenon: two secret-lover hockey players, once a “slut novel,” now a hit TV show picked up by HBO.
  • Tanya and Joey clarify why straight girls love it—“It’s just hot to be a guy. …It’s more of just a feeling, it’s just a part of this.”
  • The crew watches gay sex scenes, react with open discomfort, humor, and curiosity.
  • Multiple timestamps dominated by “what are we watching?” and “why do straight girls find this so hot when we don’t get turned on by girl-on-girl?”
  • Tanya defends pansexuality; women’s attraction isn’t about “seeing themselves” in the action—it’s about vibe, charisma, etc.
• Generational Divide:
  • Schulz and Akash note that in their youth, dating a “bi guy” meant being less attractive to women. Tanya asserts that’s changing in Gen Z—but some of her female friends wouldn’t date a bi guy, so attitudes are still mixed.

7. AI Culture, Meme-ing, and Representation

• Joey uses AI to create deepfake gay scenes of the hosts and jokes about the sophistication of modern AI.
  • “I had to beg and trick these AIs into doing gay.” – Joey (52:43)
  • Group marvels at what’s possible, while acknowledging the weirdness and ethical lines getting crossed by the tech (“I know we’re supposed to hate AI, but the ability to make things gay that aren’t, okay…” – Alex at 50:04).

8. Honest Conversation about Addiction and Empathy

• Akash tells the story of his camera guy pawning all his equipment to cover gambling debts (79:41–89:08):
  • A tale of addiction, betrayal, comedic frustration—eventually the gear is returned after a wild weekend panic and “pawn shop roulette.”
  • The group debates empathy towards addicts; Schulz and Mark urge some compassion.
  • Final punchlines: “I hope he’s sucking dick for parlays. I want that for you.”

Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On having a second kid:

  “The first time he had a baby… there was like a 20 minute story. This time [he] just hearted the group chat.” — Akash (04:44)

• On looking at the C-section:

  “Do not do it. Every guy will do it…you just wish that you didn’t.” — Andrew (08:17)

• On gendered parental feelings:

  “With Link, it’s like immediately he’s breastfeeding on my wife, and I’m making sounds…I feel very comfortable being inappropriate.” — Andrew (13:37)

• On multiracial family life:

  “I’m basically raising Trinidadian family. Damn right.” — Andrew (02:18)

• On breast-feeding and transformation:

  “Once women have a kid, it’s not like… she doesn’t see her nipples in the same way.” — Andrew (15:15)

• On gay hockey shows and straight women:

  “Straight women, first off, LOVE this show. I don’t know why.” — Joey (39:53)

  “What isn’t hot about it is my question. My friends are barking at the TV.” — Tanya (58:53)

  “Would you date a bi guy?” — Al (59:04) “I mean, yeah, I have.” — Tanya (59:07)

• On the N-word and language code-switching:

  “If it’s just me, it’s gonna be every—It’s n**** this, n**** that…because I’m talking to white n****s.” — Al (26:16)

  “Some people got it. They’re like Steph with it. Like they just drop it and it’s buckets every single time.” — Alex (28:16)

• On the pawned camera gear/gambling story:

  “He goes, ‘I didn’t steal it. I pawned it.’ I was like—oh—oh—me in my face!” — Akash (82:11)

  “He needed to pay my business partner—bad guy… he had apparently taken his credit cards, maxed them out… rung up crazy debt to him.” — Akash (84:15)

Highlighted Segments and Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | Content | |-----------|--------------------------|----------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:47–06:00 | Andrew’s New Baby | Name reveal, delay in episodes, parenting with two kids | | 06:30–11:00 | Birth Stories | Graphic discussion of C-section, hospital tales, midwife banter | | 12:16–16:00 | Gendered Parenting | Differences in feeling toward son vs. daughter, inappropriate jokes| | 19:02 | Newborn Anatomy Joke | “Came out dick hard”—Schulz riffs on male baby anatomy | | 26:12–28:48 | Race & Language, N-word | Debating who ‘owns’ the N-word in the group, code-switching | | 31:00–34:39 | Dildo Measurement | Comparing studio dildo to claims of personal size | | 39:01–1:00:00 | Gay Hockey Show Obsession | Why straight women are obsessed, crew watches gay sex scenes | | 79:41–89:08 | The Gambling Camera Guy | Akash’s long story about addiction, theft, and equipment return |

Flow, Structure, and Tone

The episode is loose, rapid-fire, and brash, leaping nimbly from parenthood and culture to ridiculous banter and trenchant observations. Light-hearted teasing is constant, but there’s also room for real empathy (especially regarding addiction) and sharp cultural critique, particularly about attitudes toward gender, sex, and generational change.

The overall tone: unfiltered, intimate, and always “flagrant.” If you missed the episode, this rundown gives you every wild U-turn, memorable roast, and bigger cultural question they hit.

Closing Thoughts

Flagrant’s latest episode is a comic hurricane—anchored by Schulz’s sly parenting stories, turbocharged by a cast of quick-witted co-hosts, and, as always, bending taboo topics to get laughs and provoke thought. From raising a son in NYC to why girls love gay hockey shows, no cultural boundary is left unexplored.