In the words of poet laureate Kelly Clarkson, "a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this." Sarah watches the RHORI premiere ep and immediately throws the Ocean State a "we ahhh numbahhh oneee" parade. Inspired by the red confetti that is a scratch and sniff for marinara (and passerby dressed as clams), she realizes the only way to properly begin this journey is with a fellow Rhody Bravoholic, comedian Jake Cornell. Sarah and Jake pour themselves an Awful-Awful next to glasses of coffee milk and also Del's (the holy trinity), and deep dive the newest new beginning: their fave members of the cast, franchise purity scales, the Housewives tradition of hiding skeletons and doing reality TV, Kelsey's rumored boyfriend (a genuine family institution in RI), the difficulty of "staying the same" once one begins reality TV, their interactions with the cast at the RHORI premiere party in NYC, and accountability as deflection, including with the latest rumors/reactions about Amanda, West, and Ciara and Summer House. Look under your seat, Sarah placed a small bottle of Autocrat for true RHORI immersive theatre - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 779!

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Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members.

NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy.

Standing Together: Standing Together is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible.

Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred.

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

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Heart of the Ocean State (Jake Cornell on RHORI and Summer House)