Fun, Innocence & Madonna

Summary

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Episode: Fun, Innocence & Madonna
Date: July 20, 2026
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Producer Notes: Ads, intros, and outros omitted; timestamps [MM:SS] relate to main content.

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Episode Overview

This episode is a blend of post-World Cup analysis, societal observations, and political commentary, all delivered in Armstrong & Getty’s signature irreverent, conversational style. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty dissect everything from emotional investment in sports to evolving AI warfare, the ongoing Iran conflict, culture war quirks, and even halftime show nostalgia—with plenty of self-deprecating humor along the way.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

World Cup Final: Emotional Investment and Soccer in America

[03:14] - [07:50]

• Jack’s Fan Experience: Jack recounts becoming emotionally invested in Argentina and feeling genuinely mournful about their loss.
  • "When your team wins, the ride is sure fun, but, man, when they lose, it's just like, what am I doing with my life?" – Jack [05:07]
• Joe’s Take: Joe dislikes World Cup finals for being too cautious, despite loving the sport. He brings up Arthur Brooks’ research that sports fandom increases happiness due to community.
  • “It’s the small amount of negative that goes with all the positive... it makes people happier.” – Joe [05:31]
• Soccer’s Popularity in America: Jack and Joe discuss perennial predictions that America will finally "fall in love" with soccer—still skeptical, but curious about the ratings.

Colonial History Humor & Observations

[13:42] - [14:21]

• Joe jokes about the irony of Spanish being spoken by both teams, poking fun at colonial history’s selective outrage.
  • "You never hear anybody complaining about Spain being a colonizer… even though you've got two teams completely different parts of the world that both speak Spanish." – Jack [13:50]
• Jack points out age disparities between teams (Argentina’s “old men” versus Spain’s “young men”), and the typical low scores.
• Discussion turns to soccer game rules, especially mysterious penalties and overtime.

Modern Warfare & AI Weapons

[08:32] - [12:43], [19:18] - [34:51]

• Iran Conflict Updates:
  • Ongoing clashes, loss of American soldiers, and the uptick in warfare. Jack is critical of media hyperbole about “all-out war.”
  • "We could destroy their entire capital... and not even talking about nukes. That would be all out war. We're not doing that." – Jack [08:53]
• AI Autonomous Weapons:
  • New York Times report: The US has successfully tested a fully autonomous AI fighter jet making combat decisions and firing without human input for the first time.
  • Joe and Jack express unease at the rapid pace of change and militarization of AI.
  • "From now on, this, from now on that. Too many, too much change, too fast." – Jack [12:24]
• Military Vulnerability & “Wider War”:
  • Citing a Washington Post report (sources anonymous), Jack describes underprepared US facilities and diminishing munitions, plus the risk of China and Russia providing Iran with targeting info (unverified but disturbing).
  • Joe notes it’s not shocking governments are unprepared after long periods of peace, though reports of vulnerabilities are always worrisome.

Hyperinflation and Economic Warfare

[26:05] - [28:09]

• With the Iranian rial at “almost 2 million to US$1”, Jack and Joe puzzle over how hyperinflation plays out in daily life. Joe jokes about switching to barter, while noting the unique stress of a failing currency.
  • “If you make $50,000 a year and your grocery bill is $50,000 today, why would you go to work?” – Jack [26:58]

Halftime Show: Nostalgia & Innocence

[36:03] - [37:39]

• Producer Hanson points out the World Cup halftime show’s return to “fun and innocence”—kids dancing, Madonna, Ted Lasso, and a lack of controversy.
  • “Just fun and innocence and Madonna.” – Joe [37:02]
• Compared to the Jay-Z-era NFL shows, Joe and Jack appreciate its “pre-controversy” feel and observe that soccer’s global audience dwarfs even the Super Bowl.

Email Bag & Listener Engagement

[43:30] - [47:25]

• A listener shares that VP J.D. Vance’s newborn is the first child born to a sitting VP since 1870 (Skyler Colfax), which leads to some playful ribbing.
• Another email laments the World Cup’s end and praises the unity and joy it brought, calling American sports less joyful by comparison.
• Discussion expands to visitors experiencing the real (and surprisingly friendly) America during the tournament.

Notable Riffs & Cultural Jokes

Various points

• Jokes about American football vs global football (Tom Cruise, naming conventions) [37:46]
• Light jabs at Jay Z’s influence on NFL halftime shows, Tom Cruise’s “globalist” credentials, and the strange American aversion to singing at sports.
• Running tongue-in-cheek commentary on ads, medical forms, and government bureaucracy.

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Memorable Quotes by Timestamp

• “It’s painful. It’s like a loss... I got sucked into the Argentina thing because Messi’s the most famous player... I want to move on with my life." – Jack Armstrong [04:47]
• “When your team wins, it’s sure fun…the ride is sure fun when you, when your team wins, but, man, when they lose, it’s just like, what am I doing with my life?” – Jack Armstrong [05:09]
• “Sports fans are happier… It’s not that happier people become sports fans. It’s that…the whole sense of community, it makes people happier.” – Joe Getty [05:31]
• “I spent so much time thinking about geopolitics. When a country like Belgium beats the United States, that's just wrong. A bunch of cheese eating, water up to their ankles, low country goofs… They got a couple of pretty cities, but some have gone downhill.” – Joe Getty [06:53]
• “First time ever…no human being making any decisions. First time ever did that two weeks ago. So, the age of drones making their own decisions and firing off stuff is upon us.” – Jack Armstrong [10:39]
• “From now on, this, from now on that. Too many, too much change, too fast. Can I opt out? Is there an opt out?” – Jack Armstrong [12:24]
• “Just fun and innocence and Madonna.” – Joe Getty [37:02]
• “If you make $50,000 a year and your grocery bill is $50,000 today, why would you go to work?” – Jack Armstrong [26:58]
• "We're a comfortable country that's enjoyed a prolonged period of mostly peace." – Joe Getty [33:06]
• "Spain gave up one [goal] the entire World Cup. That's unbelievable." – Jack Armstrong [47:25]

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Key Timestamps for Segments

| Timestamp | Topic | |------------|-------------------------------------------------| | 03:14-07:50| World Cup final, emotional fandom, soccer in US | | 08:32-12:43| Iran conflict, AI drones, media framing | | 13:42-15:07| Colonial history jokes, game rules confusion | | 19:18-34:51| Iran updates, military vulnerabilities, geopolitics | | 26:05-28:09| Hyperinflation explained (or not!) | | 36:03-37:39| Halftime show nostalgia, global audiences | | 43:30-47:25| Listener emails, World Cup joy, cultural unity |

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Episode Tone and Style

The tone is casual, sardonic, and self-aware, with a mix of insightful commentary and playful banter. The hosts often pivot between topics rapidly, layering current events with personal anecdotes, cultural references, and listener engagement. The show maintains its signature blend of "news guy" seriousness and "everyman" irreverence.

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Final Notes

This jam-packed episode jumps from sport to geopolitics to culture, always circling back to the human need for fun, distraction, and community—even in the shadow of rapid technological and global change. There’s nostalgia for innocent, communal experiences, balanced by a weary awareness of modern anxieties, and a search for good news amid the relentless churn.

Listen for: Emotional vulnerability about being a sports fan, anxiety about AI warfare, and authentic appreciation for the rare, “just fun” halftime show.

Transcript

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[Jack Armstrong]

live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack

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Armstrong and Joe Getty.

[Joe Getty]

Armstrong and Getty.

[Jack Armstrong]

And now he's Armstrong and Getty

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live

[Joe Getty]

from Studio C. Slay senor.

[Jack Armstrong]

Your odyssey to come home to entermation has begun deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound. And today we are toiling under the title of the show two two two

[Joe Getty]

World cup related headlines to choose from.

[Jack Armstrong]

Number one, Spain.

[Joe Getty]

Crappy ally excellent soccer team or if you prefer World cup final was anti entertainment. It sucked entertainment out of the universe.

[Jack Armstrong]

Why it's interesting. I'm working the other side of the street now. I thought it was awesome in terms of excitement, the game. Yeah, I've gotten into soccer now and I thought it was amazingly exciting.

[Joe Getty]

I hate World cup finals. They're too cautious. Everybody's so afraid of making a mistake. And I love the sport.

[Jack Armstrong]

I got into it for the first time in my life. But you know what I made the mistake of for the first time in I don't know how many years? I was rude. I like I had an emotional interest in one team winning and I haven't done that in years. I used to be a big sports fan and I get wrapped up in various teams and you know how it is if you're really into a team and they lose. It's painful. It's like something bad has happened in your life and it ended like it's what's painful. It's like a loss. Yeah, there's grieving feel, pardon the expression, since they lost but I hadn't done that in forever and I got sucked into the Argentina thing because I'm, I don't know anything about soccer and Messi's the most famous player. I started watching Argentina at the beginning and every game they'd fall behind and they'd come back and win it at the very end and it was just amazingly excited and I got emotionally invested and, and so because of that, them losing yesterday, I'm not enjoying hearing a freaking word about this tournament. I, I, I, Every, every, everything I hear about it is making me miserable. I want to move on with my life.

[Joe Getty]

Wow. Wow. He runs hot and cold, folks. Tell you what, when Argentina did mount a couple of threats very late, I thought here it goes again, here we go.

[Jack Armstrong]

Well, what Messi's fault, He put a pass right there in the middle and guy had kicked it up into the stands.

[Joe Getty]

Idiot.

[Jack Armstrong]

Anyway, I got to decide is it better to root for, get into sports and root for a team or not, man, when they're winning, it's sure fun. The ride is sure fun when you, when your team wins, but, man, when they lose, it's just like, what am I doing with my life? What if I spend the emotional emotion and time on this?

[Joe Getty]

I think that's the classic case, though, that it's the small amount of negative that goes with all the positive. I never did get to actually digging into this great piece by Arthur Brooks about how sports fans are happier. And it's not that happier people become sports fans. It's that the whole sense of community, it makes people happier.

[Jack Armstrong]

Well, if nothing else, you're paying attention to something that doesn't really matter. And maybe that's a good distraction from the real world.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, sure.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, maybe it's that. I don't know. But I'm. I'm not enjoying hearing a word about that soccer. So I'll have to force myself to talk about it. I am kind of interested. I'll be interested to see what the ratings were. They've been telling me every thing that ever happens in soccer my whole life, that this is the turning point. This is where Americans fall in love with soccer and it's never really happened, but they're saying that again this time around, and we'll see. I'll be. I'd be interested in what the ratings were when there are two teams playing that weren't the United States. 33 million people watched the United States lose to Belgium, and that was the biggest crowd that had ever watched a soccer match ever in US History. So I'll be interested to see what yesterday was.

[Joe Getty]

It's gotta be a boost. I mean, your, your Major League Soccer's gotta see at least a little goosing of the numbers. I would. I would expect that.

[Jack Armstrong]

We'll see.

[Joe Getty]

You know what strikes me since I spend so much time thinking and talking about geopolitics, when a country like Belgium beats the United States, that. That's just wrong. A bunch of cheese eaten water up to their ankles. Low country goofs. They got nothing. They got no economy. They got a couple of pretty cities, but some of them have gone downhill.

[Jack Armstrong]

I don't remember if I don't think you were here. When I came back after 4th of July, I read one piece that I thought was really, really good about you're welcome, World, about how the fact that we don't care about soccer allows the World cup to be interesting. If we cared about soccer, we'd win every time and it wouldn't be interesting and it'd be A much less big deal.

[Joe Getty]

Oh, I'd like to read that reasoning. I'm not sure I buy it.

[Jack Armstrong]

We'd win a lot. Perhaps we'd win a lot if Steph Curry were a soccer player and not a basketball player. Or you can come up with many examples. So we certainly wouldn't be losing to Belgium if we cared about soccer the way we care about the NFL and the NBA, for instance.

[Joe Getty]

Bunch of waffle guzzling jackasses. I mean I can't even imagine. Humiliating.

[Jack Armstrong]

Got a new Prime Minister today. Who? Andy Burnham, who's going to be the Prime Minister of Great Britain. And he is a Bernie Sanders if you're wondering what his politics are. So see how that works out for. For old England. Well, I think it's work out well

[Joe Getty]

because all of their problems are from

[Jack Armstrong]

that sort of policy.

[Joe Getty]

Oh, wait a minute. No, that'll be the opposite of working out well. It'll be a freaking disaster.

[Jack Armstrong]

I just heard him giving a speech where he blasted the target Thatcher years is a low point in British history.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah.

[Jack Armstrong]

When people were on their own economically and blah blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Joe Getty]

So good luck with that.

[Jack Armstrong]

Good luck with that is right. And then hate to bring this up, but it is should be the lead news story. More soldiers lost in the war with Iran over the weekend. I keep hearing the word. We're back to all out war. I don't think you know what all out war is. This is not all out war.

[Show Producer/Announcer]

No.

[Jack Armstrong]

Hitting somebody here and there is not all out war. We could, we could destroy their entire, entire capital and everyone in it in an hour if we decided to. And not even talking about nuclear weapons. That would be all out war. We're not doing that. We're not even within a hundred miles of that. So quit calling it all out war. But the war is definitely back on. The MoU is now something for historians to, you know, argue over.

[Joe Getty]

I'm sure they'll look at it and say what.

[Jack Armstrong]

What happened when. And J.D. vance said what?

[Joe Getty]

Did anybody take this seriously at the time? They'll ask.

[Jack Armstrong]

But we bombed them nine nights in a row. And nobody's exactly sure what the plan is yet. But we can talk more about that a little later. Most interesting thing I've come across today so far, this article in the New York Times about the age of AI autonomous weapons is just about upon us.

[Joe Getty]

Oh goody.

[Jack Armstrong]

They we tested a drone. Looks like a fighter plane. Really. As has been saying for a long time, we need to come up with a better word than drones. You can't have the same word for the $12 toy that you get your kid gets at Walmart. As for something that is a fighter jet that doesn't have a pilot in it, or a boat that doesn't have a driver in it, or a train, we can't call them all drones. It doesn't make any sense.

[Joe Getty]

It's about as useful a term as airplane.

[Jack Armstrong]

It's even less useless.

[Joe Getty]

747 fighter jet or a single engine

[Jack Armstrong]

Cessna, since it can be a plane, a boat or a train, or a tank. It's not even as useful as that.

[Joe Getty]

Or a honeybee. That neither fertilizes the queen nor. Right, Exactly. I'm big into beekeeping.

[Jack Armstrong]

So fighter jet, first time ever, week before last, according to the New York Times. And we have the leading technology on this in the world, thank God, so far. Made all the moves, did all the maneuvering around this and that, and then fired a rocket completely AI operated, no human being making any decisions. First time ever did that two weeks ago. And so the age of drones making their own decisions and firing off stuff is upon us. All kinds of people are saying, well, we're not going to do that. A human being will make the decision, yeah, that's going to last a cup

[Joe Getty]

of coffee till a second. You need the advantage it gives, right?

[Jack Armstrong]

Or various people are going to lie about it. But that is upon us. And for better or worse, it's here. And the New York Times article about it is freaking frightening as it talks about we are entering into a new era nobody's ever seen before of autonomous weapons fighting each other, making decisions on their own. And strikes me that watch.

[Joe Getty]

I guess the future of exactly the future of warfare is a giant bloody game of BattleBots on FX or whatever the station used to carry that. Do they still carry it? Where people would craft killer robots that would try to whack each other or burn each other, flip each other over, except with human beings dying.

[Jack Armstrong]

BattleBots must still be a thing. When I was in Vegas, there's a great big building called the BattleBots arena where people go watch that sort of thing. It's going to be kind of like the. The soccer match yesterday, I guess, where we all watch and say, wow, I thought we would have won that against China, but we lost. Huh? I'll be darned at the end since.

[Joe Getty]

Although with cities being obliterated.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't know what it's going to look like, but I'll read some more from that New York Times story.

[Joe Getty]

Later.

[Jack Armstrong]

It's. It's damned interesting and I don't know how many times I've read the phrase in the last few years. This new age is upon us. For the first time ever, this, first time ever, that. From now on, this, from now on that. Too many, too much change, too fast.

[Joe Getty]

Can I opt out? Is there an opt out?

[Jack Armstrong]

Apparently there's not. Let's start the show. Officially. I'm going to plug my ears for this opening clip because I don't want to hear it. I'm Jack Armstrong, he's Joe Getty on this. It is Monday, July 20th, the year 2026. We are Armstrong and getting. We approve of this program.

[Joe Getty]

All right, here we go. Officially, according to FCC rules and regulations, show starts at mark, hooks it in.

[Jack Armstrong]

William battling, knocks it down three.

[Joe Getty]

It's a goal.

[Jack Armstrong]

Will that be the goal that wins

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Spain their second World cup title?

[Joe Getty]

Spain, for the second time in their

[Jack Armstrong]

history have won the World Cup.

[Joe Getty]

You know I'm a straight man, Jack, you know that about me. But I tell you what, between the Argentines and the Spanish, there are some handsome devils running around that pitch yesterday. Tell you what, young, young, good looking, young lads, More tattoos than I would prefer, more neck tats.

[Jack Armstrong]

Specifically, we learned something about Joe Michael. He likes them young and not tattooed, so.

[Joe Getty]

And Hispanic. Yes.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, both teams spoke Spanish. And you never hear anybody complaining about Spain being a colonizer. Even though you got two teams completely different parts of the world that both speak Spanish.

[Joe Getty]

Colonial oppressor. Well, you've got like light skinned, Spanish speaking, quote unquote Hispanic people in the United States saying we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.

[Jack Armstrong]

Wait a minute.

[Joe Getty]

Your forefathers slaughtered people by the hundreds of thousands and took over that entire landmass. What are you talking about?

[Jack Armstrong]

Right? Spain had the young men, Argentina had old men. That was one of the problems. The 38 year olds playing against 19 year olds gets the oftentimes inevitable result.

[Joe Getty]

Hence the lopsided score of 1 0.

[Jack Armstrong]

Here's the argument for so I found it exciting. I've actually understand soccer enough to have found it exciting. But I can understand old me complaining about, you had 125 minutes of the sport and one goal was scored at the end. Okay, I'll pass.

[Joe Getty]

Well, Argentina didn't have a friggin shot. No, not one until like 115th minute.

[Jack Armstrong]

Not one shot until the game was over.

[Joe Getty]

Stupid though. Yeah.

[Jack Armstrong]

I still can't figure out when the

[Joe Getty]

game actually ends because they always say,

[Jack Armstrong]

okay, they're adding four minutes they're adding five. I don't know what they're doing. I'll tell you the thing I really don't understand is the penalties. I don't understand that at all. Next time world comes around four years from now I'm gonna have to chat GPT the actual rules and the penalties because I'm just completely people beating the crap out of each other. Something else happens and they throw a flag or whatever. Like what? What was that over there? I don't know.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jack Armstrong]

It's amazingly physical. People just flat out tackling each other and rolling out of bounds like it was. That's not a foul of any kind. Okay, fine.

[Joe Getty]

Absolutely brutal. I don't know the rules. That was the most violent soccer game I've ever witnessed.

[Jack Armstrong]

Okay, we'll get to some more headlines coming up. There's quite a bit of news to get to. Didn't get a chance to see the Odyssey. Couldn't get good tickets to the IMAX going this week. Read a lot about it though, and other stuff on the way. Stay here. Armstrong and Getty.

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[Jack Armstrong]

Highly disturbing story from the Washington Post about our situation in Iran, how our. How our military is doing. Anonymous source. So I just have to be a little skeptical. But. Well, we'll. We'll talk about it at the bottom. Also, later, I want to get to Elon Musk with a little diatribe about where where AI is going to take us within three years. God, if he's right. Oh my God. How do you. It's hard to get out of bed.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah,

[Jack Armstrong]

I want to be the most depressing radio show. I'm too late.

[Joe Getty]

Those two back to back were too much. I can't take it.

[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, my God.

[Joe Getty]

I will speak for the audience. Stop it. And I was with Argentina.

[Jack Armstrong]

Nothing's going my way.

[Joe Getty]

I watched the British Open for hours yesterday and my guy lost that too. It was just a downer. Downer. Weekend, A couple more headlines. You got your Spain winning. You got your Tate brothers arrested in Miami on various charges of rapine and sex trafficking.

[Jack Armstrong]

Isn't this like the third country they've been arrested on those charges? They look like rapists. It doesn't help them any. No, no.

[Joe Getty]

Iran did turn loose a gal, an American gal, dual citizen, I think, had been held for nearly a year and a half. Trump called a release a gesture of goodwill.

[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, my God.

[Joe Getty]

And fighting was paused for a second and a half. And then I said, I have no idea what's happening.

[Jack Armstrong]

Then they launched drone attacks on military bases and killed our soldiers is what they did.

[Joe Getty]

Yes, indeed. Several dead, quite a few more wounded. And it just came out. I don't have it right in front of me. But that in the last round of attack there were far more wounded than we knew.

[Jack Armstrong]

Right. Hundreds have been seriously wounded. Was the report they had on ABC this week. Yesterday.

[Joe Getty]

Right.

[Jack Armstrong]

That has been kept from us.

[Joe Getty]

Awful. I want to talk about this. At some point, the Mumdani administration is weighing whether to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if he visits New York for the UN General assembly in September.

[Jack Armstrong]

Unbelievable.

[Joe Getty]

I believe the Prime Minister Netanyahu belongs in the Hague, says Mondami. So a mayor of a city is going to, under the auspices of the International Criminal Court, arrest the leader of a country at the UN for whatever hair brained leftist charges the ICC came across came up with all the rogues, including the freaking mullahs who've come to Iran. All the monsters from communist regimes. Totalitarian. Just a bloodthirsty dictators. You're gonna arrest Netanyahu, are you, Mr. Mayor? Good Lord.

[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, yeah. Neil Ferguson, the historian, with a downer of a piece. We can't have all downers today. Nobody wants to start their week that way with a downer of a piece on how he's failed utterly as a historian, apparently by not convincing people about the evils of anti Semitism. He announced over the weekend. He has failed.

[Joe Getty]

He said, essentially. Yeah. Historians have lost to algorithms.

[Jack Armstrong]

Oof, that's troubling. Oh my gosh. We gotta come up with something. That's good news.

[Joe Getty]

We'll do it.

[Jack Armstrong]

We promise. Armstrong and Getty.

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Militarily, it's relatively far off, but the economic warfare that is unfolding is quite significant. The US naval blockade of Iranian ports is back in place and the Iranian economy is once again suffering, losing hundreds of millions of dollars each day. We know the inflation is rapidly rising inside of Iran. The Iranian real is almost 2 million to US$1, one of the highest levels that it's ever been as a result of the economic conditions that the Iranians are currently facing.

[Jack Armstrong]

I've never, since I was a kid, understood hyperinflation. I don't understand how. I understand what it is and that it happens, but I don't understand how it lasts as long as it does. And I mean, how, how could that be 2 million to 1 US dollar? How are people buying stuff or back in, you know, Weimar Germany or, or some South American, some South American country or whatever where they talk about, you know, you need a wheelbarrow full of whatever their money is to buy a loaf of bread. Well, how does that last more than like an afternoon before it completely all apart?

[Joe Getty]

Well, right. Does Everybody get a 75% raise every Monday to be able to continue buying the bread?

[Jack Armstrong]

Right.

[Joe Getty]

And why would you even go to work? I would sell wheelbarrows, literally.

[Jack Armstrong]

Why would you go to work if you make, you know, just to make up numbers. If you make $50,000 a year and, and your grocery bill is going to be $50,000 today, why would you go to work?

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, I know.

[Jack Armstrong]

Do they, does, does it become the barter system really quickly or.

[Joe Getty]

That's a great question.

[Jack Armstrong]

Something different must happen than the exchange of the money for products, because that doesn't make any sense.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, I've had various teachers trying to pound economics into my head since I was a teenager and I've never heard. Well, I guess I've heard a couple like in World War II, but I've never heard A really thorough account of what hyperinflation looks like over the, you know, medium term. That's a great question.

[Jack Armstrong]

Weeks or months. Yeah, you'd have to get a raise. We'd need a raise in the afternoon, from the morning.

[Joe Getty]

Well, you're right about the barter part, though, because a good has a value that's separate from money. Money is just a signaling mechanism, as, you know, economists would tell you. But if I have a loaf of bread and you have, say, four eggs, there you go. You got a transaction. Let's keep our increasingly ridiculous currency out of the transaction.

[Jack Armstrong]

That will bring us to Elon Musk's screed about what AI is going to do for money and things. Maybe we'll get to that now. Or two, which frightened the hell out of me last night. Okay, I gotta reset my brain. That was Treyant with some good news about the war with Iran. It's bad news for Iran, which is good news for us. Have to keep in mind that every channel but Fox, pretty much every news outlet and channel but Fox, wants to give you the worst version of the war with Iran because they hate Trump and want Trump to look bad. That is worth keeping in mind because you're not hearing that sort of thing on CBS or anywhere else. Really. What Treyancks just told you about how much economic damage has been done to Iran and how much trouble they're in,

[Ryan Reynolds]

including this on the ground inside of Iran, domestic pressure is growing on the regime. There are power cuts and reports that people are being told to turn off of air conditioning units. Remember, even when there isn't a state of war inside of Iran, the Iranians have trouble getting water to their own people. And so each and every day that this US Naval blockade remains in effect, it puts new pressure on the Iranian regime. Yeah.

[Jack Armstrong]

I don't want to be misled as to how the war is going, and I think we're in a bad situation currently, but Iran's in trouble. They were in trouble before the war started. Definitely in trouble. Now, that wanted a little good news there leading up to this report in the Washington Post, which Mark Halpern writes is explosive, if true. The fact that he put if true in there about a Washington Post article means he's not sure he believes it either.

[Joe Getty]

You remember when journalism would handle the second part before they even got to the first part?

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah. This is from an official speaking on the condition of anonymity because they're not authorized to talk to the media. That could be. This stuff could be made up. Probably not but it certainly could be from somebody in the government who doesn't like what we're doing, trying to spread the most negative information they can possibly have exaggerated or made up, and the Washington Post happily reporting it because it makes Trump look bad. Or it could be true. You never know. I'll just read it for you. The US Is planning for a wider war, said one US Official familiar with the internal administration discussions, adding that the Pentagon was increasing the number of military aircraft in the region. That was reported by a bunch of places yesterday. We're sending all kinds of more planes there. The officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, cautioned that the expansion of US Operations will be limited by dwindling stockpiles of air defense and long range, long range munitions and constraints on the ability to surge more troops and aircraft into the area because of battle damage. We do not have enough to safely sustain operations and I don't think the White House is aware of that, the officials said.

[Joe Getty]

Wow.

[Jack Armstrong]

Military experts have said that in addition to the toll taken on US Equipment and munitions stocks, the U S is unprepared for possible ground operations inside Iran that Trump last week refused to rule out the recent US Troop deads have revived questions about the safety of American forces at bases in the Middle East. A soldier who had previously deployed to Jordan's air base where the two US Service members were killed over the weekend said many of the buildings there are containerized or metal buildings and tents and are not able to withstand rocket, mortar or drone attacks. Man, if we have soldiers sitting in tents while Iran is raining down rockets on them, that's not good. But even the military's newer construction, some bases in the region where they are hardened with layers of thick walls cannot protect against a direct hit from ballistic missiles, said the soldier, who spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of retaliation. In early March, during an intense exchange of missile strikes between US And Iran, a direct hit on a hardened barrack in Kuwait broke through the layers of protection, destroying about half the structure. The soldier said similar heavy destruction has occurred at US Military facilities across the region. We're getting beat up across the board, the soldier said.

[Joe Getty]

Boy, there's a lot there. One truism that leaps to my mind is that a military, and I'm leaving out the Special Forces. But a military that has not been used on a significant scale for a significant amount of time is a military that is unprepared just because of the nature of bureaucracies and, you know, budget priorities and that sort of thing. It doesn't shock me at all to hear, you know, we're actually way short of boats and planes and secure facilities and munitions and the rest of it. I don't know how short. What does dwindling mean? Are we down to 50% or 10%? There's a lot of vagueness there, but yeah, I'm not shocked by that. I'm disturbed by it, but I'm not shocked by it. We are a comfortable country that's enjoyed a prolonged period of mostly peace.

[Jack Armstrong]

How exposed our soldiers are at those various bases, don't know either. After we launched our ninth round of pretty serious attacks overnight. Ninth. Ninth day, ninth night in a row, they shot more missiles at some of our bases. We've been shooting most of the stuff down, but not all of it. As you saw, we have two soldiers killed in that sort of thing over the weekend. Then another one died in Iraq trying to dismantle a drone or something like that.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, yeah. Trying to control the explosion of it or something like that. It's dangerous work.

[Jack Armstrong]

No, definitely. The other report that came out over the weekend that was highly troubling if true, is that China and Russia are giving Iran the location information that they don't have, and that's part of how they pulled off an attack on one of our military bases that killed some soldiers. If China and Russia are helping Iran kill US soldiers, that's a big deal. And the President so far has not commented on that story. I think that came out Saturday.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, yeah. The very first thing you said, I wanted to comment on that real briefly too, is that we're preparing for a wider conflict. Well, given the fact that that's a definite possibility. In fact, it's already kind of started. If we weren't preparing for that, that would be insanity. So I'm not surprised to hear that.

[Jack Armstrong]

Those sorts of. Those sorts of quotes are always difficult because. The military prepares for all kinds of contingencies, even if they think it's fairly low, low likelihood. I think the likelihood of a wider conflict. I'm not even sure what they mean by wider conflict, but.

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[Jack Armstrong]

I think the likelihood of that is roughly 100%.

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[Jack Armstrong]

Yipes. You can't read that file, but anyone with a credit card can buy it, can buy your information. That file is the product of A multi billion dollar industry called data brokers. Your file is collected, packaged and sold legally around the world.

[Joe Getty]

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[Jack Armstrong]

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[Jack Armstrong]

to make room for Mailbag, executive producer Hansen had an interesting point about the halftime show of the soccer match yesterday. Got to admit, I just, I had the, I had the entire thing on all day long, but I never sat down for a moment. I was doing other stuff while this is on. But the halftime show was a big super bowl looking halftime spectacular. And Hanson pointed out that it looked like what halftime shows used to be. It wasn't like politically edgy in any way or anything like that. It was like kids dancing around on the turf and Madonna and stuff with people and Madonna. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, it was that. And Ted Lasso came out and did a thing or whatever and it just, it didn't have that. Jay Z's been running the halftime shows for US football for years and they are all like in your face in one way or another. And I think designed to create controversy. And the one yesterday looked like pre, the pre controversy era of halftime shows.

[Joe Getty]

Just fun and innocence and Madonna.

[Jack Armstrong]

What I, what I thought was interesting before the whole thing started was talking about the billion people around the world that are watching. They always say that for the super bowl, for our sport. And I always think, are they. Who's watching this in some town on the other side of the world where they don't even play this sport. Nobody plays. I just find it hard to believe that they give a crap whether, you know, New England's team wins or Philadelphia's team wins or whatever. Whereas with the soccer the most popular sport in the world, I believe there were probably were a billion people around the world watching. Watching.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah. Hear, hear. It was great.

[Jack Armstrong]

I noticed before the thing started, Tom Cruise called it football. We might have to change the name of our sport.

[Joe Getty]

Wait a minute. He's a scientist, a science Scientologist and a globalist bastard. You're right.

[Jack Armstrong]

He's a Scientologist and he calls it football. We can't do sports called football. That doesn't work.

[Joe Getty]

Well, no, no, we gotta. Are we gonna start calling our football American Football?

[Jack Armstrong]

I don't know.

[Joe Getty]

That'd be a little weird. Although we call our cheese American Cheese. Come to think of it, I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about this. Coming up in Mailbag, some exciting Skyler Colfax information. Skyler Colfax, of course. As everybody knows, Vice president of the US in 1870.

[Jack Armstrong]

Okay, I did not know that.

[Joe Getty]

Stay tuned for that. You don't want to miss it.

[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, and Elon scared the crap out of me over the weekend. With what? Where are we going to be in three years with AI?

[Joe Getty]

Things are getting weird and they're getting weir fast.

[Jack Armstrong]

I've made so many bad decisions preparing for this a lot on the way. Stay here.

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[Jack Armstrong]

lot of fights broke out after the soccer match was over 125 minutes. With one goal, Spain wins one nothing. And then a whole bunch of people were fighting, rolling around on the field, which is not a good look.

[Joe Getty]

No, it's not super sportsmanlike, but they're beating the crap out of each other

[Jack Armstrong]

for a couple hours, somebody gives you a you guys suck. You know, whatever. You're like f you. I'm tired and mad and I ain't putting up with that.

[Joe Getty]

Here's your freedom loving quote of the day. I promised last week to do this. Now I'm gonna do it. Some great quotes from Steven Pinker's brilliant Enlightenment now, one of the great defenses of Western civilization ever written. He points out in the memories of many readers of this book, in the experience of those in less fortunate parts of the world War, scarcity, disease, ignorance and lethal menace are a natural part of existence. We know that countries can slide back into these primitive conditions and so we ignore the achievements of the enlightenment at our peril.

[Jack Armstrong]

Mmm, I got something good on that for later. I'm going to put the TARIC back in esoteric, but it's it's on that very topic.

[Joe Getty]

Mailbag, please drop us a note mailbagarmstrongandgetti.com Nick in San Jose writes Guys some trivia I thought you'd find interesting. Vice President J.D. vance and his wife Usher welcomed their son Alec on July 19th. This marked the first time a sitting Vice president has had a child while in office in over 150 years, with the last being Skyler Colfax in 1870.

[Jack Armstrong]

Boy, there's some trivial trivia.

[Joe Getty]

It's a happy occasion.

[Jack Armstrong]

I didn't realize JD's only 41.

[Joe Getty]

He's really young, but he's got the dishonesty of a man twice his age. I used to be a big big fan. Now I just, I check my right, I check to see I still have my watch every time he shakes my hand.

[Jack Armstrong]

Still very popular with the base. You've probably angered many people. All right.

[Joe Getty]

Anna Louisa and Hot La Mesa writes guys, after watching the FIFA final match I felt very sad. Not just because I was rooting for Argentina, but because the whole World cup tournament was over. Realized how much I'm gonna miss all of it. The games, the fans, the singing, the joy and the enthusiasm. It was infectious. I especially loved hearing the fans singing and chanting in pre game rallies and during the game. She lists a bunch of stuff in the Viking rowing chant. American sports could use more singing. Maybe there'd be fewer fights or joy.

[Jack Armstrong]

I'm not sure. We, we don't have as much joy I think as the as your World cup soccer teams do. I don't know why.

[Joe Getty]

I don't know either.

[Jack Armstrong]

I got into it too. I was looking forward to I would on a day by day basis know when the next match was that I wanted to watch. So I'm kind of. It's going to leave a hole in my life now that it's over.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Joe Getty]

And I just, I really, really enjoyed the fact that folks came from all over the world and discovered the United States is nothing like they'd been led to believe. You're not gonna get shot. We're friendly, welcoming people. We think it's fun that you're here. We hope you have a great time. And we have enormous stores.

[Jack Armstrong]

I had the very experience running into the Swedes, drunk Swedes at the bar in Vegas. That was fantastic.

[Joe Getty]

Wow, that would have been great.

[Jack Armstrong]

Tom writes.

[Joe Getty]

Dear President Trump, the word you're looking for but can't seem to find when it comes to the current Iran regime is vanquish to defeat thoroughly. Not deal, not ceasefire. Vanquish. It's exactly what we did to Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, Imperial Japan and always the way to defeat tyranny. Once you get this right, I'll be back in touch to educate you on the right words to use for Greenland. T Y F Y A T T M thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Jack Armstrong]

We aren't gonna bomb Tehran into rubble, though. That's what we did to GE Germany to win. We're not going to do that with Iran. It's just not on the table as an option.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, yeah. We're going to talk a lot of Iran. I'm going to shelve that one for now and go to this from JT in Livermore. Kaiser Permanente literally says it is important that my race be identified correctly. Federal law requires that Kaiser Permanente medical records identify your race because this information could improve your health care, blah, blah, blah. So federal law requires that I correctly identify my true race because it could improve my health care. Yet nobody's saying anything about correctly identifying my sex, which is a much more important piece of information that impacts my health care. Obviously, I'm not surprised the left cares about race, but they don't care about misdiagnosed gender related issues. Just like they don't care about mutilating minors with experimental drugs and disfiguring surgeries. I would agree, sir.

[Jack Armstrong]

I had my physical last week. I declined half the questions they asked me not answering that crazy.

[Joe Getty]

What's your race? Declined to stay. Do you have any firearms in your home? Decline to state. How are you feeling today? Declined to state. How long has this been swollen? Declined to stay.

[Jack Armstrong]

Why is that bone sticking out? None of your business.

[Joe Getty]

Mind your own.

[Tony Ayo]

Huh?

[Joe Getty]

Let's see. That's very serious. Why don't we end on that cheery note? I just. I'm not in the mood.

[Jack Armstrong]

Sorry I picked the wrong team to root for. How many goals did Spain give up in the entire World Cup? Up 8 matches. 10 matches. How many goals did Spain give up in the Entire World Cup? 1.

[Joe Getty]

Uno.

[Jack Armstrong]

1. One accidentally happened during one. Every other team they shut out. That's unbelievable.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah. Yeah. And their. Their defense and their goalkeeper get a lot of credit. But Argentina's goalkeeper was a monster.

[Jack Armstrong]

Well, he got plenty of practice.

[Joe Getty]

Holy cow. Oh, they gotta erect a statue to him in the central square or something. Poor son of a gun deserve to win the game.

[Jack Armstrong]

Well, they didn't need the whole field. They could have just played half field and brought the fans in closer because the ball's never gonna get down on the other end.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah. Yeah. World cup finals are often like that. It's like those bike races in the Olympics where everybody just goes real slow and looks at each other until guy takes off and everybody takes off.

[Tony Ayo]

No.

[Jack Armstrong]

Start from the beginning. We're doomed. According to Elon.

[Tony Ayo]

We'll have that now.

[Jack Armstrong]

Or two Armstrong and Gettysburg.

[Tony Ayo]

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[Jack Armstrong]

I got it. No, I got it.

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I assisted first.

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