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Jack Armstrong
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty.
Ian Bremmer
NFL fans are still talking about the free kick the Chargers kicked last night, which who knew that was even a thing. First time in 50 years anybody's even tried one and they scored. I'm not going to get into it because it take too much time, but 57 yard free kick? Google it. It's a thing, It's a rule. Nobody ever tries it.
Jack Armstrong
Weird. I've never heard of it in my life. I've been watching football since I was a wee lad.
Ian Bremmer
I want to mention this before we get back to Clips of the year. Who the hell organized that? Made for movies Perp walk by Luigi yesterday. That if you're. If your goal was to make him look like a cool killer to idolize, you couldn't have done better than. Oh yeah, the long slow motion walk with all the cops around him and him looking like a movie star.
Jack Armstrong
The helicopter by the river, it was straight out like Lex Luthor or some super villain.
Ian Bremmer
To make him look so. Yeah, exactly. To make him look so badass and cool. I saw this first from Ian Bremmer saying, um, Mayor Adams can't go soon enough if he is behind this. To allow Luigi to get this PR coup yesterday. Just horrible, horrible, horrible. Don't make those people look cool.
Jack Armstrong
What the hell? The little rich brat who murders people he disagrees with. Please. That's what he is. It's all he is. In spite of all the people demonstrating in favor of him. Man, we're a disease society. But we, Armstrong and Getty, are the antibiotic that we will continue to inject in 2025. With your support, thank you very much for being here. We're taking a fun look back at the year that was. We're leaping into July now it's Clips of the Year. Clips of the year. Ho, ho, ho. Democratic lawmakers wrestling with whether to stick with President Biden as their party's nominee.
Kamala Harris
It was a terrible night.
Jack Armstrong
Look, he pushed forward, right? Many of us have colds.
Kamala Harris
It was a bad episod.
Jack Armstrong
I hear you guys. Unless the White House. Hold on a second. Fact of the matter is, how can you assure you're going to be out on, you know, on your way to go, you know, work tomorrow. Age. Age wasn't, you know, the idea that I'm too old.
Ian Bremmer
I wish he could jump up the.
Jack Armstrong
Steps on Air Force One. He can't. He has just those classic features of neurodegeneration.
Kamala Harris
And I have a neurological test every single day.
Jack Armstrong
He's basically the guy doing 30 in the left lane, and he ain't moving for anybody. You.
Ian Bremmer
And even on teleprompter, things continue to.
Jack Armstrong
Huh?
Kamala Harris
And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine, Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin. President Putin. I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president, but I think she was not qualified to be president.
Jack Armstrong
Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the facts. Do you want him?
Donald Trump
I want him to do whatever he decides to do.
Kamala Harris
All of a sudden, I show up at the convention, everybody says, we want somebody else. That's the democratic process. It's not gonna happen. No one's saying that. No bull says that.
Donald Trump
You know, it looks to me like he may very well stay in. He's got an ego, and he doesn't want to quit.
Kamala Harris
I'm staying in a race. I had a bad, bad night, and I had been without. I screwed up.
Jack Armstrong
What happens if you have another episode like we saw during the debate?
Kamala Harris
What happens if another.
Jack Armstrong
Is there. Is there a sense of wanting to get back on the horse?
Kamala Harris
I'm on the horse. Where are you, Ben?
Jack Armstrong
What's with you guys?
Kamala Harris
Come on, man. Anyway.
Jack Armstrong
Anyway, so we're standing there, you know, we're pointing. We're pointing at the guy crawling up the roof. We could clearly see him with a rifle.
Donald Trump
If you want to really see something that said, take a look at what.
Jack Armstrong
Happened.
Ian Bremmer
In an instant.
Jack Armstrong
Secret Service agents rushing the stage surrounding Trump. He's on the roof, buddy.
Ian Bremmer
The shots were fired, it became apparent.
Jack Armstrong
And the sniper opened fire, killing the suspect. The buck stops with me. I am the director of the Secret Service. That building in particular has a sloped roof. We wouldn't want to put somebody up on a sloped roof.
Donald Trump
And I think, honest, I think you appreciate God even more.
Ian Bremmer
Something happened.
Jack Armstrong
That'S when the world found out that there is tough and then there's Trump tough. Wow.
Ian Bremmer
No kidding.
Jack Armstrong
There were a half a dozen clips in that first half of July that could be finalists for the clip of the year.
Ian Bremmer
I was just wowing that moment. I don't know why. I mean, it's not like I forgot it happened, but hearing it. Holy crap. Did we come close to a completely different next four years for the country?
Jack Armstrong
The President Putin clip, the whole Trump and Jill Biden. You did it. You answered all the questions. I mean, that could be the clip of the year. But the assassination attempt. Gotta be a finalist. That's deadly serious.
Ian Bremmer
Oh, my God.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Wow. I feel like I need to take a minute before we plug second half of July.
Ian Bremmer
That might be one of the big, big pivot points in world history. Certainly could end up being. We'll never know because we don't. You know, you won't know what didn't happen if Trump had been killed that day and you have a different president. I don't know if the Democrat owner or whoever replaced him. And who would. I don't know. No, but things would have been a lot different, right?
Jack Armstrong
Indeed. So we'll take your input. What should be the clip of the year? Mailbagarmstrongetty.com or 415295kftc if you'd prefer to text. Shall we plunge on?
Ian Bremmer
Man, do you remember that period? I mean, because we were in Milwaukee and then, I mean, when those interviews with Biden were Must see later. Yeah, those interviews with Biden were Must see tv like the whole country was tuning in.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, the Lester Holt interview that we heard a chunk from. Yeah, yeah. I'm on the horse.
Ian Bremmer
What's wrong with you guys? The polls don't show that. That's what we found out yesterday. We found out yesterday from the Wall Street Journal. That's because that's what they were telling Biden. They were. They didn't tell him the truth about the polls. So that's why he was getting my. I could understand if you actually believed you were tied or ahead. You'd think, why is the mainstream media keep saying I'm behind? What is with you guys? Is a perfect response. If you got the wrong information.
Jack Armstrong
Hiding the truth from him because he was too senile to take it. And yet they were going to try to get him elected president again. Remember that second half of July, Take a deep breath. I mean, feet at shoulder width, lean forward at the waist. Wolf, what a year. It's clips of the year.
Ian Bremmer
I officially.
Jack Armstrong
Accept your nomination to be Vice President of the United States of America. With our leader up there, my hero, that gladiator. We're going to bring America back together. One real American at a time, brother.
Donald Trump
I'm not supposed to be here tonight. Not supposed to be here. So tonight, with faith and devotion, I proudly accept your nomination for President of the United States.
Kamala Harris
Thank you.
Jack Armstrong
President Biden has announced he will stand down from the race.
Kamala Harris
I know yesterday's news was surprising and.
Jack Armstrong
Then you just cry. He gave America a lesson in patriotism.
Joe Scarborough
I love you, Jo.
Kamala Harris
So I've decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation in Daabar care. There are certain inalienable rights. Those of us who cherry that. Cause.
Jack Armstrong
This is one of those speeches that is going to go down in history not just as a great Joe Biden speech, but as a great moment in the American presidency.
Donald Trump
Something happened to me when I got shot. I became nice. So now we have a new victim to defeat. Lion Kamala Harris.
Kamala Harris
Lion 100.
Jack Armstrong
She was a DEI hired.
Joe Scarborough
I know Donald Trump's type.
Jack Armstrong
Kamala, you're fired. Get out of here. You're fired. Kamala is brat who is a little.
Joe Scarborough
Messy and likes to party.
Jack Armstrong
It's a happy day. What can I say? There is really no other way to describe this hearing. It was brutal. Director, were you guessing or lying? I take full responsibility.
Ian Bremmer
Your agency got outsmarted and outmaneuvered by.
Jack Armstrong
A 20 year old.
Donald Trump
Do you know what Stuart Knight did afterwards?
Jack Armstrong
He remained on duty. He resigned.
Donald Trump
He resigned.
Ian Bremmer
Burning a flag is protected speech. Supreme Court, I don't care.
Jack Armstrong
Since when do we permit that crap? Some of these protesters hold up signs proclaiming gays for Gaza. They might as well hold up signs saying chickens for kfc. Excellent grasp of our popular culture, baby.
Ian Bremmer
That's pretty good. So much in there. Joe Biden saying, I know this comes as a shock to a lot of people.
Jack Armstrong
That is so hilarious. And the whole. I mean, whether it was Rachel Mado or Kama. We love you, Joe. Katie. I recoiled.
Ian Bremmer
Oh.
Jack Armstrong
But the. The various people saying, oh, that was an act of patriotism. Him withdrawing. It was amazing. You lying liars. You'll say anything.
Ian Bremmer
Hey.
Jack Armstrong
Hey.
Ian Bremmer
Rachel. That speech was five months ago. I forgot it happened at all. So it didn't exactly go down in history and be remembered forever.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. And it was awful, by the way, at the time and remains so. Wow.
Ian Bremmer
This is gonna come as a surprise.
Jack Armstrong
To a lot of people. Pardon me. I'm sorry, you said What?
Ian Bremmer
One of those in there was a qualifier for Clip of the year, though, that I really, really want to have. Which one was it? I love you, Joe. Might be it.
Joe Getty
I love you, Joe.
Ian Bremmer
More Clips of the Year on the way.
Jack Armstrong
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Joe Getty
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Ian Bremmer
Got another vote for Joe Scarborough saying this version of Biden analytically, intellectually, is the best Biden ever for Clip of the Year. I don't think that's my choice for clip of the Year, but that's very important. Clip.
Jack Armstrong
I jotted that one down too. Yeah, between the loss of credibility for so much of the cable news and mainstream media, the the how that emblem emblemized word. Am I looking for it doesn't matter how it made clear how big a lie that was and how everybody was committed to it except that one poor lonely Minnesota congressman who ran briefly.
Ian Bremmer
It's like I said yesterday with whatever topic we were talking about, but Trump Derangement syndrome is a thing. It deranges people. It makes them crazy and they do things they wouldn't normally do. Like Joe Scarborough saying that that's crazy.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I think so. It's more than just like knee jerk opposition or dislike. It causes you to become unhinged, blind to reality. Well, I mean, locking the kids out of schools for months and months. I need no proof other than that during COVID when Europe and private schools were all doing great, the data was available. That's all the proof you need. Anyway, let's plunge on with the clips of the year. We are beginning August. Michael, hit it. Hello, Madam President.
Joe Scarborough
We're not going back. Coach walls.
Jack Armstrong
These guys are creepy. And yes, just weird as hell.
Ian Bremmer
That's what you.
Jack Armstrong
That's what you see. One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness. Protecting and supporting access to gender affirming health care is essential.
Donald Trump
I think she's actually not as smart as he is.
Jack Armstrong
Well, you said you think you're very.
Donald Trump
I don't think he's very smart either. But I know you. I'm not a big fan of his brain.
Joe Getty
What's on the vice President's schedule today?
Jack Armstrong
Would it kill you guys to have a press conference? Why hasn't she had a press conference?
Ian Bremmer
We absolutely are going to do it.
Joe Getty
You hear her take questions as she's.
Jack Armstrong
Out on the stump? Well, look, she. She. She' Message directly to voters. I mean, the assassination attempt, what was it like for you?
Donald Trump
Not pleasant.
Jack Armstrong
I said, let's go put the bear in Central park and we'll make it look like a guy. Funny for people. Team Belgium saying they will not participate.
Joe Scarborough
In the mixed triathlon relays in the Seine after athlete Claire Michel fell ill.
Jack Armstrong
They had de Gaulle's revenge, if you will. Something like that. Quincy hall is digging deep. Quincy hall is running past all of them. Can he get there? He does. And the United States is going to claim gold for the eighth consecutive Olympics. Exclamation point. He's a bad boy. Night. Night. Get back in there, B. No more goals. Tom. Cru.
Ian Bremmer
In the UK police are on heightened alert as Taylor Swift now prepares to resume her European concert tour. In London after that foiled terror plot.
Jack Armstrong
This parking lot full of driverless Waymo cars has had multiple incidents where suddenly the vehicles become confused and start honking all at each other. Okay, that's contempt. That's 93. Keep going.
Ian Bremmer
That's another 93.
Jack Armstrong
That's another 93. What is the charge? Eating a meal.
Ian Bremmer
A succulent Chinese me. So one of the lessons there is that we were at the convention, both conventions. Were you? I was going to tell the last clip group we played. You were on the floor for the Kid Rock song, weren't you?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. And Hulk Hogan. And all of it.
Ian Bremmer
Awesome.
Jack Armstrong
It was surreal. I just kept thinking, is this really happening?
Ian Bremmer
But the Democratic convention, God, they kicked ass. I mean, that whole rollout vibe thing was so hot. The problem, I mean, that was real. The problem was she was a half inch deep. She couldn't. Couldn't go beyond. That was her problem.
Jack Armstrong
It's a brilliant marketing campaign for a highly flawed product. Yeah. How exactly was Tim Walls? Please. He made. He made. What was I gonna say? Oh, what's her name? The cute chick from Alaska. Her name flitted out of my head. I'm as old as Biden. Sarah. He made Sarah Palin look like Harry Truman. I mean, Walls was awful. And I'm a knucklehead at times.
Ian Bremmer
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Ultimately, gender affirming Care RFK and the Bear, worthy of finalist status. Pretty notable.
Ian Bremmer
Of course, I Know people who think that's. That's right wing, left wing. A corporate media attempt to bring him down and stop the MAGA agenda. That whole bear story, it's all made up.
Jack Armstrong
What? He told it himself.
Ian Bremmer
He told the story himself. You can look at the video.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, for goodness sakes.
Ian Bremmer
I don't know what to say about that.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, maybe I'll do a special podcast directed at the Fringe someday, but I won't waste everybody else's time.
Ian Bremmer
We've got more fake band names from the year and also more clips of the year all on the way.
Jack Armstrong
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Joe Getty
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Ian Bremmer
More leaks coming out about how bad Joe Biden's brain was and how people were covering it up. In addition to the Wall Street Journal piece yesterday that we read from, we'll try to shove a little of that in on this. The clips of the Year show. Final show of the year, the fabulous.
Jack Armstrong
Marion San Jose known as Mary in the Hoe who compiles various things for us throughout the year including our band names Tossed Yachts. My yacht rock band that plays a lot of Michael McDonald Aztec death whistle sounds just like Alanis Morissette only with a dude singing Mystery drones. And some of the albums put out. Kettlebell Swing that was my big band single that I put out in 19. Hippo time bombs by Cocaine Hippos Menaced by Possums. My new album, let's see a song I wrote was called Squeeze my Berries for Blind Jimmy Jefferson. Let's see. And among the books we said we were going to publish Saved by Vomiting the Jo Getty Story Forever 11, the Jack Armstrong Story, the Time of the Beavers, my seven volume sci fi series and sports. Yes. Dancing no. Chapter 17 of the first volume of my autobiography. Beautiful.
Ian Bremmer
I'm glad you multi volume your autobiography.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Oh of course. This, yeah. The Time of the Beavers. Oh boy. Kids are probably buy that. So we are looking for the clip of the year today. The pressure is on. We're Taking your nominations or votes. Mailbag at armstrong and getty.com or 415295 kftc to text. We are halfway through August. Let's plunge on. It's clip flips of the year. Let's go turn out for what? I don't know about you, but I'm feeling fired up. The future is here. It's in our grasp. Let's go with it.
Ian Bremmer
We believe the future happens in California.
Jack Armstrong
First. These oligarchs tell us we shouldn't tax.
Ian Bremmer
The rich, but take it from an.
Jack Armstrong
Actual billionaire who's gonna tell him that the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs. It's the fourth quarter, we're down a field goal, but we're on offense and we've got the ball. We're driving down.
Donald Trump
The.
Kamala Harris
Women are not without electrical. Not allowed. Not without electoral, electoral or political power.
Joe Scarborough
Donald. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Donald Trump. Trump. And I want you to know I promise to be a president for all Americans. You can always trust.
Jack Armstrong
Imitate everybody. Barack Obama. I'm feeling far enough. And Bernie, we need socialism and I don't know. Give me a list. Put a list in front of me. Little John. Oh, yeah. What does he say? What's this guy?
Ian Bremmer
As us live from Chicago. Kamala Harris could have won. If she was even average as a candidate, I think she could have won. She's so far below average. I mean, she is horrible. Among the worst candidates for president ever.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, she was awful. I think though, Trump, because she had.
Ian Bremmer
The entire mainstream media just like going to ignore anything and everything. I mean, I mean, she had so much on her side. Plus Trump with his high negatives. She could have won if she was just okay, but she wasn't okay. She was horrible.
Jack Armstrong
And as I think we're about to hear in the September clip, excuse me, Trump was not good in that debate with Kamala that went badly. At the same time, he so resonated with the biggest issues that people care about in a way that was successful. Yeah, both teams were factors. The strength of one, the weakness of the other.
Ian Bremmer
So yesterday, Wall Street Journal comes out with their big report. Report sourced 50 people who knew about covering up the president's mental health and all that sort of stuff. Yesterday, former top journalist at cnn, maybe you remember him, Chris Saliza, said, as a reporter, I have a confession to make. He said yesterday I should have pushed harder earlier. For more information about Joe Biden's mental and physical well being and any signs of decline. Okay. That's his. You know, I thought what the is that? How. How did you.
Jack Armstrong
Pathetic.
Ian Bremmer
Here is the quote that I think is interesting. The White House and the people around Joe Biden were absolutely adamant that suggesting anything asking the question about whether he was in some sort of physical, mental or both decline was offensive. Cillizza said yesterday.
Jack Armstrong
How could you.
Ian Bremmer
It's age shaming and I think that impacted me at some level.
Jack Armstrong
He said, wow, you are a weak.
Ian Bremmer
No kidding. If that's what it was. If them saying you're just. You're just an age shaming and that scared you off believing your own eyes and ears. That is weak.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, you. You just a weak man. What a. I almost used an unfortunate term for weak man.
Ian Bremmer
I'm glad I didn't during the Christmas season. Yeah, I know.
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Ian Bremmer
Where are we in the year we're.
Jack Armstrong
About to leap into? September. Oh my God. Oh, this one's beefy and action packed. We're looking for the clip of the year. The competition is as hot as I ever remember. Let's take a fun look back at the year that was It's Koi Clips of the Year. Do you think the end of Brad Summer spells the end of the honeymoon phase for Vice President Harris?
Donald Trump
This country will end up in a depression. If she becomes president, you better thank.
Joe Scarborough
A union member for vacation time.
Donald Trump
But we're not weird guys. We're very solid people that want our country to be great again. I mean it's very simple.
Jack Armstrong
Tim Walls her emotional support vp I remember a time, time when Republicans talked about things like freedom. They meant it. But that's not these guys.
Joe Scarborough
Well, I'll start with this. I grew up a middle class kid and I grew up in a neighborhood of folks who were very proud of their lawn. Catch up to the 21st century. Around again capacity, but also challenges.
Donald Trump
You know, they said I'm the goat and the goat means greatest of of all time. I'm the greatest of all time. Maybe greater even than Elvis. Harry, get up. Harry. Harry, get your fat ass out of the couch.
Ian Bremmer
Secret Service personnel saw a suspect who appeared to be aiming an assault style rifle.
Donald Trump
I would have loved to have sank that last putt.
Jack Armstrong
For those who say these policies aren't for me, what do you say to them?
Joe Scarborough
Well, if you are hardworking, if you have.
Donald Trump
You talk about cognitive problems first, we failed you.
Jack Armstrong
These are fanatics. They want the death of their own citizens.
Kamala Harris
It's time to end it, time to finish it.
Jack Armstrong
Hundreds of watches, wireless pagers exploded at the same time. Mossad has given us a master class on covert action. I can't love this story anymore. There is no place in Iran that the long arm of Israel cannot reach. We don't believe that escalating this military conflict is in their best interest.
Ian Bremmer
I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza. The return of the sausages, the hostages.
Jack Armstrong
We reached out to RT for comment and the company responded in part with the following. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ian Bremmer
Sure, that was much funnier in the original Russian.
Jack Armstrong
Knock it off. Oh my gosh.
Ian Bremmer
I clearly don't know if I have a better clip than the return of the sausages. It's not important, but dang, it was funny.
Jack Armstrong
Well, given the, the gravity of the topic at hand, for the the halfway wit PM of Britain to unleash that at a major speech was unbelievable.
Ian Bremmer
Return of the sausages.
Jack Armstrong
I'll tell you, I'd also like to, to trot out for your consideration the. Well, let me begin with. I grew up middle class where people cared about their lawns because that became a national bipartisan object of mockery.
Ian Bremmer
If I'm going to be serious, I think maybe the clip of the year is any version of of. I grew up in a middle class family. You're right, because it Became such a meme for. For everybody. It was just so transparently I got nothing else to say.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Ian Bremmer
That I'll remember that forever. I grew up in a middle class.
Jack Armstrong
Family and there were multiple times I was pleasantly surprised. Whether it was debates or what have you or interviews where Americans said exactly what you know. I was thinking, we were thinking she isn't offering anything.
Ian Bremmer
Well, and then her.
Jack Armstrong
She has nothing.
Ian Bremmer
And the fact that she. Remember they made the big announcement. Will do. Because he. She hadn't done any interviews. The normal thing to do would have been to sit down for a big interview and have a press conference the next day after she got appointed the nominee. But she didn't for over a month. And remember when they announced we'll have one at the end of whatever it was, Whatever month it was. The end of the October or something. It's like you're gonna wait another month. That was crazy. Crazy.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Speaking of crazy, the second half of September. Next segment is crazy. Chock full of clippy goodness. So don't miss it.
Ian Bremmer
Yeah, the return of the sausages. Stay with us.
Jack Armstrong
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Ian Bremmer
So big time reporter from cnn, Chris Saliza did a little interview yesterday and said he he should have pushed harder at the White House on Joe Biden's mental decline. And he regrets that. He said if you ever said anything though, they'd accuse you of age discrimination, everything like that. Wanted to hit you with this. Megan McCain, the daughter of the late Senator John McCain blasted Cillizza while noting that there was no bigger and more obsessive McCain Truther regarding my dad's age when he ran in 2008. He was 71. My dad, you then, Chris. He ignored Biden's because he's a hack.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, there you go.
Ian Bremmer
That's good.
Jack Armstrong
I should have pushed. I should have pushed harder. Or at all. You spineless piece of garbage.
Ian Bremmer
Kidding. You're either incredibly incompetent, like should never be a reporter ever again or You're a liar. And I think it's the latter.
Jack Armstrong
We are plunging toward declaring the clip of the year. It could be contentious this year because we have so many unbelievable nominees and it was such an impactful year here. We'll take your input too. You can text 415295, KFTC next hour. We're going to be delving in October, November and December. But right now we need to finish up the blockbuster month of September. Tell you the first couple of clips are AI type stuff to help you enjoy them. It's clips of the year. Passing news and politics. It's a twist and ride from there that means to heart confines and poop has covered the sidewalks of San Francisco. This is the positive joyful vision we offer as Democrats.
Joe Getty
Target enslaved my ancestors a year ago.
Ian Bremmer
Target.
Joe Scarborough
Target.
Jack Armstrong
Take a look. Offering some help. And Vivian Sean Diddy Combs listened as the judge ordered him to remain behind bars. The 54 year old offered to post $50 million bond. The freak off sometimes lasted days at a time. Here's my prediction of the dominant emotional reaction to the debate tonight. Sad for America housing. He is actually getting ready for this debate.
Ian Bremmer
He doesn't.
Joe Scarborough
People start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom.
Donald Trump
She copied Biden's plan and it's like four sentences like run, spot, run in Springfield. They're eating the dogs.
Joe Scarborough
You talk about extreme.
Jack Armstrong
They're in the park grabbing up ducks.
Donald Trump
They're eating the cats.
Jack Armstrong
Did you eat that ca.
Donald Trump
They're eating the pets.
Jack Armstrong
What in the hell is this?
Donald Trump
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
Jack Armstrong
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. No. I am your father buried behind a bottle. Beggar.
Ian Bremmer
Doesn't matter.
Jack Armstrong
It goes wherever the say it goes. Yeah. Oh, damn. What part of Bellows doing this trap? Hey, Bruce. Hey, bro. Get him arrested, dude. I mean, just raise a glass if you're racist.
Kamala Harris
And that's the thing.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, I'm not racist. Let me all the rest of it. Turn off social media.
Joe Getty
Safeguard your mental health.
Joe Scarborough
Pause.
Joe Getty
Touch grass.
Jack Armstrong
There's nothing wrong with you for being like this. Your voices are just as important because.
Ian Bremmer
I'm one of you.
Jack Armstrong
Why are you talking like that? Why are you talking like that? Because this is my voice. This is my one. No, it's not. I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that. Neither do you because nobody actually talks like this.
Donald Trump
They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're Eating the pets in Springfield. They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live.
Ian Bremmer
Oh, wow, that's a tough one because we got the original they're eating the dogs or eating the cats from the debate, which is a clip of the year. Then you've got the Peanuts theme version and then you got that Last1. All three of those are worthy in my opinion.
Jack Armstrong
Right. For pure amusement.
Ian Bremmer
Oh, yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Keeping in mind there are no standards for the armstronging at Eclipse of the year.
Ian Bremmer
Oh, no.
Jack Armstrong
It could be impactful, it could be eloquence, it could be hilarity.
Ian Bremmer
The one that made us laugh the most.
Jack Armstrong
Right.
Donald Trump
They're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're eating the cats, they're eating. They're eating the pest of the people that live there.
Ian Bremmer
I'll tell you as I stand here right now, that might be my clip.
Jack Armstrong
Of the year and how many. Go ahead, Katie. Well, I was just thinking how many.
Joe Getty
People thought that it was over for him after that debate.
Ian Bremmer
Yeah. When he said that and because he took the bait on everything. She criticized his crowd size and he went off for like five minutes on that instead of just ignoring.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be a brutal choice for the actual clip of the year. Now was last year, Elon. Things are getting weird and getting weird faster. Was that the year before I go last year? Yeah, yeah. I think he said it early in the year. That stuff getting weird and they're getting weird fast.
Ian Bremmer
That stuff mocking the girl with the vocal fry. If you don't watch louder Milk, if you like that kind of guy that shows so good.
Jack Armstrong
It really is an enjoyable show. Very bitter.
Ian Bremmer
Why are you talking like that?
Jack Armstrong
Because nobody talks like that.
Ian Bremmer
God, when people actually do that, it's ah, it makes my skin crawl. Ran into a school official recently who had the vocal fry and it was just so hard to pay attention to what they were saying. Well, the problem.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah, it's so off putting. This is awful.
Ian Bremmer
And it's such an affectation because nobody does talk like that. No, you didn't talk like that your first 20, 30, 40, 50 years until you came across somebody you thought it was cool.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, there are a lot of like vocal styles like that. It's the fry and the up speak.
Ian Bremmer
That just combine them.
Jack Armstrong
I remember we talked to was did we have a gay panel at some point? Yeah. Back when we used to do more panels and we said what's with the. The lisp and everything they said. Yeah, it's just kind of a cultural affect.
Ian Bremmer
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Which is fair enough. Sure, hockey players all sound the same. I mean, it's, it's all right.
Ian Bremmer
Good pop.
Jack Armstrong
Except the vocal fry is so effing annoying it makes you want to strangle the person to death there in public in front of witnesses.
Ian Bremmer
Yeah, exactly.
Jack Armstrong
It'd be worth it.
Ian Bremmer
Yeah. See, if you started to strangle one of them to death, other people jump in and help you as opposed to the other way around.
Jack Armstrong
Maybe elbow you out of the way so they can take over. Yes, exactly.
Ian Bremmer
We've got more clips of the year on the way way. And then we'll choose the clip of the year and say our goodbyes because it's the last show of the year.
Jack Armstrong
So if you can't stay around, grab it later via podcast. Armstrong and Getty on demand. Armstrong and Gettysburg.
Armstrong & Getty On Demand: 2024 Clips Of The Year – Hour 3
Released on December 20, 2024
Hosted by iHeartPodcasts
In the third hour of the "2024 Clips Of The Year" series, hosts Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, and guest Ian Bremmer deliver a riveting and humorous rundown of the most memorable moments that shaped the year. Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, the trio delves into a mix of sports highlights, political satire, media controversies, and viral clips that captivated audiences nationwide.
The episode kicks off with a discussion on an unprecedented moment in NFL history. Ian Bremmer highlights the Los Angeles Chargers' successful execution of a free kick, a play that hadn't been attempted in over half a century.
Ian Bremmer [00:52]: "NFL fans are still talking about the free kick the Chargers kicked last night... First time in 50 years anybody's even tried one and they scored."
Jack Armstrong expresses his surprise, noting his long-standing history as a football enthusiast.
Jack Armstrong [01:15]: "Weird. I've never heard of it in my life. I've been watching football since a wee lad."
This rare play not only invigorated fans but also sparked discussions about its potential revival in future games.
A significant portion of the hour is dedicated to political satire, featuring exaggerated portrayals of prominent figures such as Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, and a fictional character named Luigi.
The hosts mock a heated debate scenario where Kamala Harris laments a "terrible night," while Donald Trump delivers bombastic statements about economic downturns and populist agendas.
Donald Trump [26:14]: "This country will end up in a depression. If she becomes president, you better thank..."
Kamala Harris [02:50]: "It was a terrible night."
In a particularly dramatic segment, an assassination attempt unfolds during a speech, showcasing a chaotic response from the Secret Service.
Donald Trump [05:09]: "Secret Service agents rushing the stage surrounding Trump. He's on the roof, buddy."
Ian Bremmer [05:18]: "The shots were fired, it became apparent."
This dramatization underscores the volatility and intense rivalry in the political landscape of 2024.
The discussion transitions to media scrutiny surrounding President Joe Biden's mental health. Referencing a Wall Street Journal report, Ian Bremmer criticizes the White House and media entities for allegedly concealing Biden's cognitive decline.
Ian Bremmer [23:22]: "The White House and the people around Joe Biden were absolutely adamant that suggesting anything about his decline was offensive."
Jack Armstrong vehemently opposes this concealment, labeling it as "age shaming" and questioning the integrity of media outlets.
Jack Armstrong [24:07]: "How could you. You just a weak man."
This segment ignites a heated debate on media responsibility and the transparency of public figures' health.
Among the standout moments are viral clips that blend humor with social commentary. One such clip involves Donald Trump repeatedly stating, "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats," during a fictitious debate about bizarre neighborhood crimes.
Donald Trump [33:54]: "They're eating the pets of the people that live there."
Jack Armstrong [34:10]: "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. No. I am your father buried behind a bottle. Beggar."
These lines became instant memes, symbolizing the absurdity and hyperbole prevalent in political discourse.
Another humorous highlight is the "Return of the Sausages," a clip where a British Prime Minister's speech is hilariously interrupted by references to food, adding levity to serious discussions.
Ian Bremmer [28:32]: "Sure, that was much funnier in the original Russian."
The hosts also explore various pop culture moments and their intersections with politics. Discussions include:
Driverless Cars Glitches: Incidents involving Waymo cars causing confusion and disruptions, reflecting on the challenges of advancing technology.
Jack Armstrong [16:02]: "This parking lot full of driverless Waymo cars has had multiple incidents where suddenly the vehicles become confused and start honking all at each other."
Celebrity Unfoldings: References to Taylor Swift's European tour moving forward despite a foiled terror plot, highlighting the resilience of the entertainment industry.
Ian Bremmer [15:54]: "In the UK police are on heightened alert as Taylor Swift now prepares to resume her European concert tour."
Music and Media Parodies: The hosts creatively parody famous songs and media personalities, adding a layer of satire to their commentary.
Jack Armstrong [30:58]: "Armstrong and Getty on demand. Armstrong and Gettysburg."
As the hour progresses towards its conclusion, Jack Armstrong and Ian Bremmer emphasize the importance of audience participation in selecting the "Clip of the Year." They invite listeners to submit their nominations via email or text, promising an engaging finale in the subsequent episodes covering the latter months of 2024.
Jack Armstrong [35:12]: "What happens if you have another episode like we saw during the debate?"
Ian Bremmer [35:28]: "I'll tell you as I stand here right now, that might be my clip of the year."
The hosts wrap up with a blend of humor and earnestness, reflecting on the tumultuous yet memorable events of 2024, and setting the stage for the final episodes of their series.
Jack Armstrong [38:10]: "If you can't stay around, grab it later via podcast. Armstrong and Getty On Demand."
"Armstrong & Getty On Demand" masterfully blends sharp political commentary with comedic relief, offering listeners a comprehensive and entertaining recap of 2024's most impactful clips. Through their insightful analysis and witty banter, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, and Ian Bremmer ensure that even the most complex events are both accessible and engaging for their audience.
For those who missed this episode, the highlights are available on-demand, ensuring that the essence of 2024's defining moments is captured and celebrated.