A Wild Monkey With Sores

Summary

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Episode: A Wild Monkey With Sores
Date: October 29, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into several hot-button topics: the wild twists in New York City’s mayoral race, the rise and scrutiny of a controversial candidate, anxieties over economic layoffs and the anti-work movement, and the literal chaos of diseased monkeys on the loose. The hosts blend sharp political commentary, biting humor, and cultural criticism, covering everything from recent political scandals to a satirical look at modern victimhood and labor debates.

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1. New York City Mayoral Race Drama

A. Cuomo vs. Mamdani: The Polls and the Politics

[03:35–14:23]

• Cutting Cuomo's Lead:

  • The hosts open by noting a recent poll showing Cuomo's opponent, Mandani Mamdani, with a shrinking lead:
    "Cuomo has cut Momdani's lead in half." (Joe Getty, 03:35)
  • Jack notes, "If you had a 10-point lead, you'd be cruising. But the direction is what matters." (Jack Armstrong, 03:59)

• Skepticism About Polls:

  • They discuss state polling's unreliability due to small sample sizes, particularly in NYC. (Joe Getty, 04:17)
  • Jack expresses doubt any credible expert believes the race is over because Mamdani's opponent is deeply flawed. (Jack Armstrong, 04:34)

• Mandani Mamdani's Ideology and Controversial Rhetoric:

  • Joe breaks down Mamdani’s alignment with radical leftist and Islamist views.
    • "I believe he's a dedicated Islamist as well. A one-man wrecking crew of the infamous Red Green alliance between Marxism and Islamism." (Joe Getty, 05:11)
  • They play a resurface clip of Mamdani accusing the NYPD of being influenced by the Israeli Defense Forces:

    "We have to make clear that when the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it's been laced by the IDF." (Walking Tomahawk quoting Mamdani, 05:55, replayed at 07:32)

    • Jack and Joe both note the antisemitic implications and extremity of the comment.

      "So the Jews are running the evil NYPD." (Jack Armstrong, 06:20)

B. Playing the Victim and Fact-Checking Mamdani

[07:46–14:23]

• Accusations of Islamophobia and Fake 'Aunt' Story:

  • Mamdani’s emotional campaign moment is analyzed:

    "I want to speak to the memory of my aunt who stopped taking the subway after September 11th because she did not feel safe in her hijab." (Walking Tomahawk quoting Mamdani, 08:55)

  • Joe points out the lack of evidence and fact-checks the anecdote, revealing:
    • The 'aunt' likely didn't wear a hijab and lived in Tanzania, not NYC, during the period in question.
    • Mamdani's campaign refuses to provide more information, and the New York Times frames Mamdani as a victim of Islamophobia because of criticism from JD Vance.
    • Mamdani had claimed "African American" status on college applications, which the hosts find egregious:

      "The fact that he claimed to be African American. Come on." (Jack Armstrong, 12:17)

• Media and Far-Left Victim Narratives:

  • The hosts bemoan that every exposure of radicalism gets dismissed as 'Islamophobia.’
  • They highlight media complicity in dismissing serious accusations, even when they’re well-documented.

• Changing Tides: De Blasio Withholds Support

  • Bill de Blasio, a major Mamdani backer, suddenly critiques his math and policy proposals, signaling that "the support for Mandani is collapsing." (Jack Armstrong, 15:08)
  • Jack reads from Mark Halperin, expressing surprise that mainstream media are only now catching up to the negative oppo research.

Memorable Quote:

"The longer you get a chance to look at a grifter, the more it's clear he's a grifter. And de Blasio switch is huge." (Joe Getty, 15:44)

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2. “A Wild Monkey With Sores”: Monkeys Gone Mad

[17:00–22:21, 50:13–50:44]

• The Incident:

  • A truck carrying research monkeys infected with a slew of diseases—from HIV to tetanus and even COVID—crashes in Mississippi, releasing monkeys.

    "We have diseased monkeys on the loose...HIV and chlamydia and tetanus and quite Covid and all kinds of different things are running around biting people." (Jack Armstrong, 17:00)

  • The hosts joke about the CDC warnings:

    "If you see a monkey, don't pet it or pick it up or have sex with it or whatever." (Jack Armstrong, 22:00) "A wild monkey with sores. Let's go hug it." (Joe Getty, 22:17)

• Comic Relief:

  • The segment is a blend of news and broad, silly humor about the dangers of wild, diseased monkeys.

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3. Tech & Economic Weirdness: Nvidia, Layoffs, and AI

[22:21–24:52, 39:35–41:19]

• Nvidia’s $5 Trillion Valuation:

  • The tech company’s unprecedented rise in value is highlighted:

    "That makes Nvidia worth more than every country on earth except for the United States and China." (Jack Armstrong, 23:06)

  • Joe and Jack reflect on the strangeness of financial markets being so dependent on a handful of companies:

    "These are weird times, I think. Getting weird. And they're getting weird fast, I'd say." (Joe Getty, 23:16)

• Relating to Broader Economic Stress:

  • News of massive layoffs (Amazon, UPS, etc.) prompts Jack to segue into the rise of the anti-work movement.

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4. Satire and Social Critique: The Anti-Work Movement

[23:39–24:52, 45:42–52:01]

• Reading from the 'Antiwork' Reddit:

  • Jack shares posts reflecting the radical anti-work philosophy:

    "I didn't go to work today. I don't think I'll go tomorrow. Let's take control of our lives and live for pleasure, not pain." (Jack Armstrong, 23:39)

  • The core anti-work argument:

    "Work is oppression and you shouldn't have to work. Food, water and housing should be guaranteed human rights." (Jack Armstrong paraphrasing, 46:21)

• Host Reactions:

  • The hosts mercilessly lampoon these ideas as naive, unrealistic, and contrary to human history:

    "It's what human beings have done since we emerged from the primordial slop, you morons." (Joe Getty, 24:52) "The stupidest things ever said. Nominations are now closed." (Joe Getty, 46:40)

• Critique of Modern Liberal Education:

  • The hosts tie the anti-work sentiment to failures in education and modern left-wing ideology:

    "My 9th grade English teacher assigned us an essay: 'there ain't no free lunch.' ... He caused the discussion that led everyone to understand there's no such thing as a free lunch." (Jack Armstrong, 48:29)

• Satirical Closer:

  • Joe jokes about the irony of anti-workers needing to work to spread their ideas:

    "'We've got to spread our doctrine of non working around the globe. But it's going to take a lot of work.' 'Oh, no!'" (Joe Getty & Jack Armstrong, 51:48–51:59)

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5. U.S. Foreign Policy: Drug Boats and Venezuela

[29:15–36:32]

• American Military Sinks Drug Boats:

  • The U.S. bombs Venezuelan drug boats; the segment opens with a song parody referencing the event.
  • Senator Lindsey Graham justifies the aggressive policy:

    "With Donald Trump, the game is changing." (Lindsey Graham, 31:48)

• Venezuelan Nobel Peace Prize Winner's Approval:

  • Maria Karina Machado, Venezuelan opposition leader, thanks Trump:

    "Absolutely, President Trump pledged to dismantle the drug cartels poisoning American families and he is fulfilling that promise." (Joe Getty quoting Machado, 33:16)

• Highlighting Media Bias:

  • The hosts note the paradox: the media ignores a Nobel laureate because she supports Trump’s policy—a result out of step with their usual adulation of peace prize winners.

    "Oh, nobody could be more raised up on a pedestal ... than a Nobel Peace Prize winner. Except for this person who's saying, Donald Trump. Yeah, glad, glad he's bombing these boat people." (Jack Armstrong, 33:46)

• Critique of Venezuela’s Regimes:

  • Comments about Chavez and Maduro running Venezuela as a criminal cartel, allied with Cuba and responsible for the country’s socioeconomic collapse.

    "Under his rule in Venezuela, it deteriorated into a narco terrorist structure that is deeply aligned with and heavily influenced by the Cuban regime." (Joe Getty, 35:09)

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6. Satire: Identity Politics Meets the Absurd

[36:32–39:22]

• 'Walking Tomahawk' and the “Trans Indigenous” Bit:
  • A satirical street interview lampooning race, gender, and privilege rhetoric:

    "I'm trans indigenous. Are you CIS American? ... I was assigned white at birth by my parents' bigoted doctor, but I identify as Native American." (Walking Tomahawk, 36:51–37:28)

  • The hosts marvel at the over-the-top application of identity politics buzzwords:

    "It's gender ideology." (Walking Tomahawk, 37:46) "That sort of ridiculous, laughable mumbo jumbo still rules the roost in a lot of blue cities." (Joe Getty, 39:03)

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7. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “If you have any problems in New York, it’s because of the Jews in Israel.” (Joe Getty, 06:25)
• "The NYPD's got their boot on your neck is not a good look." (Jack Armstrong, 06:33)
• “We have to make clear that when the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it’s been laced by the IDF.” (Walking Tomahawk, 05:55/07:32)
• "He claimed to be African American. Come on." (Jack Armstrong, 12:17)
• "Diseased monkeys rampaging across the landscape." (Joe Getty, 21:51)
• "Food is literally free until somebody puts a fence around it, right?" (Jack Armstrong, 51:44)
• "We've got to convince people…but it's going to take a lot of work. Oh no!" (Joe Getty & Jack Armstrong, 51:48–51:59)

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8. Quick Hits & Other Topics

• Brief sports banter about Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and casual “finger chopping” for bad predictions. (45:04–45:32)
• Scattered references to the Trump-Xi summit and possible trade/tariff policy shifts. (24:57, 40:55)
• Layoff anxiety and the shifting labor market as a real and present concern. (45:42, 39:35, 41:19)
• Webroot and other cybersecurity pitches in the wake of digital-era anxieties. (40:00–40:46)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:35] – New York City Mayoral Polls & Candidates
• [05:55 & 07:32] – Mamdani’s Controversial ‘Boot Laced by IDF’ Comment
• [08:55] – Mamdani’s ‘Aunt Hijab Story’
• [15:08] – Bill de Blasio’s Withdrawing Support
• [17:00] – Diseased Monkeys on the Loose
• [23:06] – Nvidia Worth $5 Trillion
• [23:39] – Antiwork Movement Reddit Satire
• [29:15–36:32] – US-Venezuela Drug Cartel Crackdown & Nobel Reaction
• [36:32] – “Trans Indigenous” Satirical Interview
• [45:42] – Antiwork Movement Continued
• [50:13] – Monkeys and Microinjuries Jokes
• [51:48] – Satirical Irony of Non-working Movement

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Tone and Style

• Wry, sarcastic, and frequently biting
• Plenty of satire, often digressing into humorous asides and deliberate absurdity
• Content mixes straight news analysis with over-the-top parody and cultural criticism

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For Listeners

This episode is a high-energy volley of political updates, satire, and social commentary. It's perfect for listeners who enjoy sharp-tongued humor skewering both the far left and right, cultural trends, and the news of the weird. The show's rapid-fire pivots keep it fresh, while the hosts’ chemistry and unapologetically opinionated tone make it both informative and entertaining.

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Transcript

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[Joe Getty]

Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty. Cuomo has cut Momdani's lead in half. That's according to a new Suffolk University poll that shows Mamdani with just 10 points now ahead of Cuomo.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, the direction of the polling, if that poll is accurate, it could end up being an outlier. Is it's, it's cut the lead in half. But if, I mean a 10 point lead, if in a vacuum you'd be saying, oh geez, he's cruising 10 point leads a lot.

[Joe Getty]

I know. We have learned through the years that state polling can be notoriously inaccurate because of the smaller sample sizes and there aren't the resources to put into national polling. I don't know how thorough the polling is in New York City, honestly, and how accurate it tends to be.

[Jack Armstrong]

I haven't heard any expert, I mean that I trust not say it's over partially because his opponent is so flawed.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, well, he's a, he's a bum.

[Jack Armstrong]

It's hard to get a big horror momentum push going for a guy who's corrupt, woman touching old person murdering.

[Joe Getty]

You know, Dynasty Nepo, old bum, old dishonest.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, but so the interesting thing, Mandani Mamdani polls pretty well, but his issues don't. I've got that coming up in just a second.

[Joe Getty]

Right. And his strength is almost entirely young voters. But anyway, so back to Mamdani, who I don't want to give it away. Not only is he a borderline communist, socialist, utter, wildly lefty character, I just, I believe he's a dedicated Islamist as well. A one man wrecking crew of the infamous Red Green alliance between Marxism and Islamism. But here's some evidence to that. Alexis McAdams from Fox News continues. And now a resurfaced clip of Mamdani speaking at the Democratic Socialists of America's National Convention back in 2023 is making headlines as he tied the NYPD to the Israel Defense Forces.

[Walking Tomahawk]

We have to make clear that when the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it's been released by the ids.

[Jacob Goldstein]

Wow.

[Joe Getty]

All right.

[Walking Tomahawk]

Wow.

[Joe Getty]

All right, now wait a minute. That deserves a little bit of careful study. When the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it was laced by the idf.

[Jack Armstrong]

So the Jews are running the evil nypd.

[Joe Getty]

Right. And if you have any problems in New York, it's because of the Jews in Israel.

[Jack Armstrong]

And even without the Jew part, the whole the NYPD's got their boot on your neck is not a good look.

[Joe Getty]

So I'm telling you. And you know, it's funny, I heard Charles C.W. cook of the National Review, who I love talking about this, and he and I disagree on this. He thinks that Mamdani is just a garden variety, you know, far lefty progressive and that what we're about to talk about is just an example of him. You've got to be the victim. I mean, that's the only thing you can be is a victim. But he dismissed the Islamism thing. That is an obscene thing to say and makes absolutely clear that his raison d', etre, as they say, his reason for being is to exterminate the Jews or something close to that. Wipe Israel off the map, certainly.

[Jack Armstrong]

Who the hell would say.

[Joe Getty]

If the NYPD is brutal, it's because the IDF is controlling them. Wait a minute. The Israeli Defense Forces and the cops in Israel? What the hell?

[Walking Tomahawk]

We have to make clear that when the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it's been laced by the ids.

[Joe Getty]

That's. It sounds like he says ids.

[Jack Armstrong]

That's an extreme position.

[Joe Getty]

Right, right. All right, well, let's continue on in that theme or certainly tangentially to it, he gave a speech the other day in which he faked crying, talking about so called Islamophobia because A, as a leftist, you have to be a victim and B, as. Who wrote this? It might be Andrew Styles, somebody in the Free Beacon. Credit words due. Yes. Andrew Stiles writes, he lashed. The reason he did that is he lashed out his. His political opponents for noticing his ties to radical Islamic preachers, which we'll get into the specifics. His Embrace of violent anti Semitic rhetoric and his father's seething cont for America. He suggested that the real victims of the 911 terrorist attack were Muslims, especially his poor auntie, who allegedly. Well, we'll go ahead and play the clip. 62.

[Walking Tomahawk]

But I do not want to use this moment to speak to them any further. I want to use this moment to speak to the Muslims of New York City.

[Joe Getty]

Pretending to choke up.

[Walking Tomahawk]

I want to speak to the memory of my aunt who stopped taking the subway after September 11th because she did not feel safe in her hijab.

[Joe Getty]

The tearless choking up with the crooked finger to the eye to dab away the non existent tear. So again, the allegation is his beloved aunt stopped taking the subway after September 11th because she did not feel safe in her job, her hijab, uh, nothing. Even if we were to accept the story. So nothing happened to her. She just perceived that maybe it wasn't a good idea. And 24 years later, you can barely stop from sobbing over that.

[Jack Armstrong]

I don't know that if I wore the traditional Muslim garb, I would have felt comfortable like days after 911 either. And I don't think that's incredibly inappropriate that that was the sentiment out there. And unless something happened to you, it's all in your mind anywho.

[Joe Getty]

Right, Right. Well, doing what mainstream journalists do, they accepted the claim at face value, which is why nobody trusts the mainstream media. But independent fact checkers pounced on Mandami's sob story. They uncovered evidence suggesting that the ant question Masooma Mamdani did not wear a hijab and lived in Tanzania between 1999 and 2003 where she studied sexually transmitted diseases. The New York Post reported two days ago that the alleged aunt Mandami was referring to in his speech was probably his father's cousin, Zara. So it wasn't his aunt literally, but extended family. I give him a pass on that. His campaign declined to provide the alleged relative's full name when asked though, to nail down who it actually was. Zara was unable to corroborate the story because she passed away years ago. Now, the New York Times published an article over the weekend portraying Mudami as the victim of Islamophobia because JD Vance criticized his speech. The Times also suggested it was Islamophobic for Vance to mention Mummy's recent meeting with Siraj Wahaj, a radical Islamic preacher the Times described as a well known imam in Brooklyn. Wahaj was the unindicted co conspirator in the 1993 bombing of the World Trade center and blah, blah, blah. He's got all. He's a radical Islamist.

[Jack Armstrong]

That's what Bill Maher, Democrat Bill Maher, voted for Kamala Harris. Bill Maher was saying on his HBO show Friday night is that's not Islamophobia if he's palling around with a terrorist dude.

[Joe Getty]

Right. Hundreds of other non mainstream commentators, including us, weighed in on social media after the truth sleuths alleged that Mandami might have made up the story about his aunt to gin up public sympathy for his plight as a rich Muslim in New York.

[Jack Armstrong]

No way.

[Joe Getty]

And they go into his rich history of lying for personal gain, including claiming to be a black or African American on his Columbia University application.

[Jack Armstrong]

I somehow I forgot that story.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Jack Armstrong]

It's funny. It's funny how whether you're talking Bill Clinton, Donald Trump or this guy, some people stuff just doesn't stick to. It's weird.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah.

[Jack Armstrong]

Some people, this sort of thing, he comes out and it brings you down. And other people, it just doesn't stick to.

[Joe Getty]

I don't know how that works. Right.

[Jack Armstrong]

Because that's. That is outrageous. The fact that he claimed to be African American. Come on.

[Joe Getty]

I know he was an Indian. You know, of Indian descent, living in Uganda. Briefly. Anyway, it's also worth mentioning that anytime Islamists are caught being Islamist, they yell Islamophobia. You're a bigot. You're a bigot. I'm not an Islamist. You're a bigot. Yeah, you are one. Anyway, it's also worth mentioning that guy was like 10 years old on 9 11. And he was in high school 10 years ago. Is that right?

[Jack Armstrong]

Something like that.

[Joe Getty]

I read an article talking about how young he is. I keep forgetting about that.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, the Halperin's joke was, do you really want a mayor who couldn't even rent a car on his own nine years ago, whatever it was a decade ago because he's 34.

[Joe Getty]

Here's the Marxist Islamist explaining the ant thing.

[Walking Tomahawk]

Yes, that's. I was speaking about my aunt. I was speaking about Zehrafui, my father's cousin sadly passed away a few years ago. And for the takeaway from my more than 10 minute address about Islamophobia in this race and in this city to be the question of my aunt tells you everything about Andrew Cuomo and his inability to reckon with a crisis of his own.

[Jack Armstrong]

You. Well, yeah, it's not sticking to him, like I said, but the fact that he can get away with the NYPD has their boots laced by the Jews. And if you bring that up, it's Islamophobia.

[Joe Getty]

Wow. Yeah. A lot of this stuff is just emerging now. Whether that was a strategic decision or just nobody had done the thorough oppo research until recently, I don't know. But the Jews of New York City, and there are many Jewish folks there, are starting to wake up to who this guy really is. Will it be enough to turn the election toward the crooked bum and away from the communist, Marxist, Islamist? I don't know.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, this was pretty interesting yesterday. So Bill de Blasio, the most recent socialist mayor they had of New York City, he wasn't a communist like Mandani, but he was a socialist. And I think most New Yorkers consider him a disappointment, at least, if not a failed mayor. Anyway, he's been Mandani's top cheerleader out there, going on all the shows and endorsed him and everything like that. The Bill de Blasio now says New York City mayoral frontrunners math doesn't hold up a week before the election. So yesterday he came out and said, hey, his math doesn't work on all bunch of these things that he's proposing. And everybody's kind of wondering, why are you making a. What's going on here? What made you decide, dude?

[Joe Getty]

Or do you.

[Jack Armstrong]

So there is. There is some belief that the support for Mandani is collapsing, that this new poll is real. It got cut in a half in a week. It got cut in a half again in another week, which is what we got. And, you know, one of his top supporters saying, wait a second. Your math doesn't really work on this. And so the tide is turning. People are starting to catch on to some of the oppo research that's been out there for a long time. I read Mark Halpern's newsletter all the time, and I remember a month ago, he was saying, I wonder if the New York Times is ever going to catch up to all of this stuff that's just laying out there right.

[Joe Getty]

About this guy's and a grifter. And the longer you get a chance to look at a grifter, the. The more it's clear he's a grifter. And de Blasio switch is huge.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah.

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America we got to mention every hour is a truck crashed full of diseased monkeys. And the monkeys are on the loose. Some of them have fake ideas, IDs and plane tickets, and they're spreading across the nation.

[Joe Getty]

Some of them have already been licensed as commercial truck drivers.

[Jack Armstrong]

Where. Where was this that the truck crashed with the diseased monkeys?

[Joe Getty]

Mississippi.

[Jack Armstrong]

Mississippi. But yeah, it's just a hop, skip and a jump from Mississippi to wherever you are. Monkeys can run really fast.

[Joe Getty]

Poor miss.

[Jack Armstrong]

And they swing from the damn trees. They fly. If you've seen the wizard of Oz. And they're. And they. They were. They got all kinds of diseases that they've been infected with to do research on. Restless leg syndrome.

[Joe Getty]

Oh, boy. Yeah. Terrible. Poor Mississippi. They turn their schools around, things are looking great. And this diseased monkeys rampaging across the landscape.

[Jack Armstrong]

And I like all the warnings out there. If you see a monkey, don't pet it or pick it up or have sex with it or whatever. It's like the story we had earlier about bird flus on the rise. If you see a dead bird, don't touch it. Well, I wasn't going to anyway. I'm not the sort of guy goes around touching dead birds. Not the sort of guy that says, hey, there's a wild monkey. I think I'll go wrestle it.

[Joe Getty]

A wild monkey with sores. Let's go hug it.

[Jack Armstrong]

Do you want to hear the 911 call? No, no, I want to get back into that again later. This is the. We. We need to go full team coverage on this and go live to the scene and everything like that. Right on the diseased monkeys which are on the loose. This just happened. As I mentioned earlier, Nvidia just became the first company worth $5 trillion. One of the reasons that's an interesting headline is that it hit. It became the first company to be worth $4 trillion just a couple months ago, which is crazy. And it's all about the AI. Everybody gambling on AI, betting on AI. They build the big AI chips and everything like that. How much is $5 trillion? That makes Nvidia worth more than every country on earth except for the United States and China. That's stunning.

[Joe Getty]

Wow, this is weird. These are weird times, I think. Getting weird. And they're getting weird fast, I'd say.

[Jack Armstrong]

And then the whole circular. They buy. They make chips and then the. Sam Altman buys chips from. And then Nvidia invests in them. And then just that whole thing so.

[Joe Getty]

We'Ll see where that stock market is going sky high based on just a handful of stocks. Things are getting weird and they're getting weird fast.

[Jack Armstrong]

I want to get into a little bit later reading some from the anti work Reddit thread which we've done before over the years. It's very entertaining hearing from these numbnuts, but I came across this poster that you're supposed to print out and put on telephone poles. The certain segment of society that thinks the best way to communicate is posters on telephone poles, it seems. But this poster says and it's somebody laying in bed and the poster says, I didn't go to work today. I don't think I'll go tomorrow. Let's take control of our lives and live for pleasure, not pain. Okay, good. Bland.

[Joe Getty]

I'm in.

[Jack Armstrong]

Good luck with that.

[Joe Getty]

This is on Saturday morning. You're saying this right? Because Monday. Yeah, we gotta get back to work.

[Jack Armstrong]

Well, you don't have to unless you believe in the whole built in racism back in the day with slaves and they're using the same framework for us today. Corporate capitalist culture that has taken hold in America.

[Joe Getty]

I don't feel like a slave.

[Jack Armstrong]

I don't much either. I've had jobs that were slave adjacent. I probably shouldn't even say that, but. No, no, but they were real jobs and I chose to work them and they paid me enough to keep me going there. Which is what, you know, the free market is.

[Joe Getty]

It's what human beings have done since we emerged from the primordial slop, you morons.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, we need to check in on Trump's big trip and what his he made a big announcement about a deal with South Korea that may or may not be completely accurate. And then what he's got planned for China tomorrow, which could be really huge. On whether or not the 100% tariffs are going to hold for November 1st.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, I have thoughts. Comments? We are out of time. We'll make them in a bit.

[Jack Armstrong]

If you missed a segment, get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand.

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Oh my God.

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[Joe Getty]

Sean Farage. Good lord.

[Jack Armstrong]

Not actually Donald Trump. We're not trying to pretend it was.

[Joe Getty]

Wow, I thought it was.

[Jack Armstrong]

That's funny.

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[Jack Armstrong]

And you hear a tail.

[Joe Getty]

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[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, God.

[Joe Getty]

On a more serious note. Oh, by the way, obviously we're talking about the shooting out of the water of those alleged Venezuelan drug boats. What the Nobel Peace Prize winner said about blasting the crap out of those boats coming up in moments.

[Jack Armstrong]

It will shock you. I want to hear that.

[Joe Getty]

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[Jack Armstrong]

One word.

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[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, well, Rand Paul and some others are going all constitution and what right do we have to do this? And what evidence do you have? What you put on a dress, let.

[Joe Getty]

The grown ups talk. I think you said women are the grownups. But anyway. Yeah, yeah, I would agree. It's an interesting question, legally speaking, this sort of violent interdiction. But to the question of both the Mary Bruce Report and Lindsey Graham's, we have a drug caliphate in our backyard. The recent winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Maria Karina Machado, the Venezuelan incredibly courageous Venezuelan opposition leader who is living in hiding to avoid being shot or abducted by the Venezuelan government, was interviewed via encrypted app I believe by the Wall Street Journal and asked, oh, she offered her gratitude to President Trump for his hardline on Venezuela. Asked if she supports Mr. Trump's war on Venezuela's state sponsored drug trafficking. She says, quote, absolutely, President Trump pledged to dismantle the drug cartels poisoning Americ American families and he is fulfilling that promise, the trafficking. And again, this quote is a national security crisis for the United States and for Venezuela as well. The money generated from those criminal activities does not build schools or hospitals. It finances repression, torture and the machinery of terror that keeps a criminal regime in power.

[Jack Armstrong]

This is amazing. So I hadn't heard this story, of course I haven't, because most media is really digging the whole Trump is an out of control dictator, king, murderer person and isn't going to quit. Usually they're in love with Nobel Peace Prize winners. Oh, nobody could be more raised up on a pedestal and we should believe everything they think and say than a Nobel Peace Prize winner. Except for this person who's saying, Donald Trump. Yeah, glad, glad he's bombing these boat people.

[Joe Getty]

But wait, there's more. She says she credits Trump with having made, quote, an accurate diagnosis of Venezuela's reality and acted, acted accordingly. For years, she says, we asked the world to understand that Maduro is not a conventional dictator, but the head of a transnational Criminal organization. The Trump administration recognized that fact and treated it as such.

[Jack Armstrong]

That's your Nobel Peace Prize winner. You're not going to get invited to the parties you were going to get invited to. You were going to be at the Met Gala in a dress that said eat the rich or something. Now they're not going to invite you at all.

[Joe Getty]

Right? Right. She talks about democracy. She calls the regime a cartel. Says that Chavez, Hugo Chavez, the. The guy Maduro's boss.

[Jack Armstrong]

Hello.

[Joe Getty]

Before he croaked. That's right. Father of. Proud father of his daughter, who was the richest woman in Venezuela. Anyway, Owen2 Chavez designed the tragedy Venezuelans live today. He created the largest repressive, corrupt and oppressive. Repressive, corrupt and oppressive apparatus ever built in the Western Hemisphere. Mr. Maduro was his enforcer and inherited the throne of that cartel, which, after destroying the oil industry, shifted to criminal. A criminal economy. Under his rule in Venezuela, quote, it deteriorated into a narco terrorist structure that is deeply aligned with and heavily influenced by the Cuban regime.

[Jack Armstrong]

I am having fun with this, but it's true. That woman, who could have gone to any Manhattan fancy restaurant gala sort of thing, is the Nobel Peace Prize winner no longer will be welcome.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah.

[Jack Armstrong]

Because she's saying, yeah, Trump should be blasting those drug boat runner people.

[Joe Getty]

Right. And then she points out the obvious, that because of Venezuela's location, and if you're not familiar with the geography, it's at the northeast tip of South America, just across the Caribbean from the United States, from Florida. Venezuela's location, she points, points out, makes it either a bridge for narco trafficking, crime and terrorism. It is as it has been under this regime, or a hub for legitimate trade, energy and prosperity as it will be under democratic government. Venezuela ought to be a prosperous, beautiful, modern country.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah.

[Joe Getty]

It has everything it needs.

[Jack Armstrong]

You and all your friends should have vacationed there or known people who vacation there. And we'd be hoping to vacation there like it's Hawaii or something. Something.

[Joe Getty]

Right, Right. We're. We're rooting for their various short stops and right fielders during the World Series. They have great ball players as well, who've had to flee the. The regime. Anyway, point made. Good for her. Speaking out and saying the politically incorrect kind. That's kind of what she does for a living. We in the mood for more humor now?

[Jack Armstrong]

Sure.

[Joe Getty]

I'd kind of like to do this. This is Josh Seder, I think his name is. And a man on the street. Michael is 38 and 39. We'll start with the first one. Obviously.

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My Name's Walking Tomahawk.

[Joe Getty]

Walking Tomahawk. Okay.

[Jack Armstrong]

I'm Chad.

[Walking Tomahawk]

Chad, nice to meet you.

[Joe Getty]

Nice meeting you.

[Walking Tomahawk]

Walking Tomahawk and Chad here out supporting ICE because we love ice. They need to deport all the CIS illegals that came here illegally. We love ICE for all native American people. When I say we love ice. We love ice. And trans indigenous people are indigenous people. And this is my land. And you need to check your privilege because you're talking to a beautiful trans pigmented trans indigenous man of color.

[Joe Getty]

What do you mean by trans pigmented?

[Walking Tomahawk]

I was assigned white at birth by my parents. Bigoted doctor, but I identify as Native American.

[Joe Getty]

Okay, fantastic.

[Walking Tomahawk]

And trans natives are natives and we're just as valid as CIS natives. Sound familiar?

[Jack Armstrong]

Not. Not exactly.

[Walking Tomahawk]

It's gender ideology.

[Joe Getty]

Gender ideology.

[Jack Armstrong]

I like the way he spells it out at the end.

[Joe Getty]

This is entitled CIS American liberal gets educated by trans indigenous man of color. But wait, there's more.

[Walking Tomahawk]

I'm trans indigenous.

[Joe Getty]

Trans indigenous.

[Walking Tomahawk]

Are you? Are you CIS American? I'm trans indigenous for ice. We love ice. We love ice. We love ice.

[Joe Getty]

Deport them all.

[Walking Tomahawk]

You're all trespassers on our land. Well, trans indigenous people are indigenous people and you're all trespassers on our land. And we want Bovino to deport all of you guys. We love ice. Trans natives love ice. We love you, ice.

[Joe Getty]

What nation are we?

[Walking Tomahawk]

We love ice. The trans nation. Trans nation is just as valid as CIS nations. You're not trans natophobic, are you?

[Jack Armstrong]

No, but I'm.

[Walking Tomahawk]

Okay, I'm just checking.

[Joe Getty]

I'm hoping you could.

[Walking Tomahawk]

You're a CIS American. I'm trans indigenous. You really need to check your privilege because you're talking to a beautiful trans indigenous person of color right now.

[Joe Getty]

I believe that I am. And I'm hoping to learn more about your.

[Walking Tomahawk]

I'll educate you because you're CIS pigmented and I'm transpigmented and I'm trying to educate you.

[Joe Getty]

All right, so that's truly the streets of New York where the sirens never stop. That sort of ridiculous, laughable mumbo jumbo still rules the roost in a lot of blue cities and states and education. Yeah.

[Jack Armstrong]

One thing that reminded me is how loud it is in New York City.

[Joe Getty]

No. Yeah, I'm trans indigenous. Trans indigenous people are indigenous people. That's beautiful.

[Jack Armstrong]

We'll check in with the anti work crowd coming up in a little bit. They're really starting to make noise again with all the layoffs from all the big companies, which is a for real story. I mean, no doubt. And something to be concerned about. Ups announcing what, 40 some thousand the day after Amazon announces however many thousand they announced. And a whole bunch of other countries companies rather. Countries and companies are different things.

[Joe Getty]

Yes they are.

[Jack Armstrong]

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[Jack Armstrong]

Saw a headline Trump caught on hot mic about plans for summit with President Xi tomorrow. Look into that and see if there's anything interesting. Check in with the anti work crowd as companies are starting to lay off a whole bunch of people. Something's going on, not exactly sure what. An economist seem to be a little bit flummoxed as to what's happening here. Is it all AI related or what? Anyway, lots of stuff to talk about. Stay here.

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Deep left center field headed back there it is gone. Junior gives the James the lead.

[Jack Armstrong]

That is one cool cat there, Vladimir.

[Joe Getty]

I predicted it.

[Jack Armstrong]

What's that?

[Joe Getty]

The Blue Jays were gonna bounce back with a victory. I sensed it in my bones. Of course, the Armstrong and Yeti show rule is if you make a sports prediction out loud and you're wrong, you have to lose a finger. Have a finger chopped up because it's too easy to make sports predictions.

[Jack Armstrong]

They're a cool team.

[Joe Getty]

So much for the conventional wisdom. Oh, I'll be so emotionally devastated after that 18 winning loss. They probably won't even show up tomorrow. Yeah, they're like, crap, well, we're playing tomorrow.

[Jack Armstrong]

So later today several companies have announced a whole bunch of layoffs and that has people freaked out as as it should. What's going on there? For some reason I of made me want to go to the anti work website on Reddit, which is kind of fun to check in on a regular basis. It's kind of fun, kind of funny. Also kind of scary because I think there are many millions of young people who have this attitude taught to them by their teachers, I guess. Or did your parents not?

[Joe Getty]

I don't know.

[Jack Armstrong]

I guarantee you my kids understand that you have to go out there and support yourself.

[Joe Getty]

What's the brief statement of their philosophy? I don't think.

[Jack Armstrong]

Yeah, yeah, work is oppression and you shouldn't have to work work. Well, like here I'll read one statement for those of you who say you have to work to live, bro, food is literally, literally free until someone builds a fence around it and guards it with weapons. Work is a contrivance and unnatural. That sort of attitude. Wow.

[Joe Getty]

The stupidest things ever said. Nominations are now closed.

[Jack Armstrong]

Well, there's lots of them. Here's. Here's somebody with a post. Anti work does not mean I should get to live like a king and eat Doritos while other people do all the hard work. Anti work means it sure would be nice if I wasn't impelled by violence to perform labor that wrecks my body with micro injuries that will leave me disabled by 60. I like the term micro injury.

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[Jack Armstrong]

What sort of injuries are you talking about with your probably white collar job?

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, you know, it's. It's funny how the radical left always has this like really florid, I think is the right word rhetoric. And all these invented terms that they all become, you know, they all memorize, they become versant in them and throw them around about micro injuries. There was like half, practically half a dozen different invented terms in that couple of sentences.

[Jack Armstrong]

It sure would be nice if I wasn't impelled by violence. Yes, to perform labor that racks my body with micro injuries that will leave me disabled by 60. All right. But I wanted to get to this one also. Just a reminder. We don't think no one should work. We understand there need to be doctors, teachers, nurses, cooks, waiters, etc. For society to function. We just believe that no one should have to work in order to survive. Food, water and housing should be guaranteed human rights. We were all born into the system without being able to agree to it. We shouldn't be punished for existing. We should all be able to have our basic needs met. And work should be something you want to do to earn more. There are lots of people who believe that's a workable notion.

[Joe Getty]

The mirror happenstance of existence means somebody should give you food, water and housing.

[Jack Armstrong]

I don't. And it's a failure of our school system and some parenting. Although you can't be completely blamed for thinking. I assumed the school would teach them this, that people can come out of school and not understand. My 9th grade English teacher, he assigned us an essay and it was there ain't no free lunch. And he wrote it up on the chalkboard. Everybody needs to write a one page essay on like that. And everybody, including me, because I'd never come across that term before, was completely flummoxed by it. But I was so happy that he, you know, brought that up. That caused the discussion that led to at least everybody in that classroom understanding there's no such thing as a free lunch. He paid for it. Somebody, now, maybe you in this circumstance think somebody should have paid for it, but somebody paid for it. It didn't just fall out of heaven and land here. What does this person think? That all of this stuff, the housing and what are the other things that should be guaranteed human rights? Food, water and housing should be guaranteed human rights. Go ahead, sit down with your pencil and paper and come up with a system where that works, you idiot.

[Joe Getty]

It's practically hilarious. Yeah, your English teacher's granddaughter is teaching English right now and she writes up on the chalkboard, trans women are women. You're right. One page on that.

[Jack Armstrong]

You're right, but that comes up a lot.

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[Jack Armstrong]

Because I've read a lot of these posts on that site and it has several million followers on the site. I mean, it's a. It's a very popular site, but it's very common to say stuff like, we were born into this system, we didn't get a vote.

[Joe Getty]

Yeah, yeah. How interesting, the differences in people and. Oh, hang on.

[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, my God.

[Joe Getty]

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[Jack Armstrong]

That's right. You get attacked by a monkey that's got sores and then you think, I saw something on the news about this last night.

[Joe Getty]

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[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Getty]

And certainly, you know, Thomas Sowell has written about two kinds of people persuasively, and other people have too, but I mean, don't most of us? And I'm asking you, good people, I mean, life is certainly difficult at times and painful at times, and we've all struggled. But I've always looked at life, I mean, since I was a kid, as an opportunity, as a world to explore, as battles to win, not, oh my God, why did my parents bring me into this world? Now I have to do something.

[Jack Armstrong]

I've never thought that for a single.

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[Jack Armstrong]

And then there's a lot of this stuff. Modern corporate exploitation, of all people, has its roots in slavery. And they've honed their tactics to divide us. We're all poor when we allow capitalists to exploit any one of us. And it's about how the slaveholders created a system and then that's what became capitalism.

[Joe Getty]

And prior to that, there were no workers or in places where there weren't slaves or you weren't a slave, bro.

[Jack Armstrong]

Food is literally free until somebody puts a fence around it, right?

[Joe Getty]

What? We've got to spread our doctrine of non working around the globe. We've got to convince people that this is right. But it's going to take a lot of work.

[Jack Armstrong]

Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

[Jack Armstrong]

Whoops.

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More on the way.

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[Joe Getty]

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