Podcast Summary: Armstrong & Getty On Demand Episode Title: But Now I Smell Like a Corpse
Release Date: July 9, 2025
Host: Armstrong & Getty
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts

Introduction to the Topic

In the episode titled "But Now I Smell Like a Corpse," hosts Joe Getty and Jack Armstrong delve into the often perilous world of cosmetic procedures. They explore the allure of enhancing one's appearance against the backdrop of potential health risks and societal perceptions.

The Brazilian Butt Lift and Its Risks

Timestamp [01:14]
Joe Getty initiates the discussion by referencing a segment from the Armstrong and Getty Rad Show, highlighting the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL). He explains:

"We all know those GLP1 injections work wonders... But that price tag almost gave me a heart attack."
(01:14)

Jack Armstrong adds humorously:

"You nailed it correctly."
(01:49)

The hosts discuss how procedures like the BBL involve transferring fat to enhance the buttocks, but complications can arise, leading to severe consequences such as necrosis and an unpleasant odor akin to decaying flesh.

Notable Quote:
Joe Getty warns about the dangers:

"You smell like decaying flesh because that's what you have on your face, decaying flesh."
(07:00)

The Influence of Smart Devices on Personal Data

Timestamp [02:20]
The conversation shifts to the pervasive nature of smart devices and their intrusive data collection practices. Joe Getty references a New York Times report:

"Your smart devices are always listening to you and watching you... it's not crazy to think that her phone or computer heard us talking about this."
(02:20)

Jack Armstrong expresses frustration over targeted content appearing on his social media feeds without prior searches:

"I logged into Instagram yesterday and was horrified at a BBL oozing video..."
(02:57)

Unsafe Cosmetic Procedures to Avoid

The hosts systematically break down several cosmetic procedures deemed risky or inadvisable by experts.

Chin Tucks

Timestamp [06:21]
Joe Getty discusses the controversial chin tuck procedure, intended to create a more youthful appearance. Despite potential aesthetic benefits, he highlights the social mockery and irreversible consequences.

"I'd never heard of many of these... It can cause, you know, your nose to have a worse shape."
(07:18)

Liquid Nose Jobs

Timestamp [07:18]
Liquid nose jobs involve injecting substances to correct nasal asymmetry. Joe warns of severe complications:

"It can kill the skin known as necrosis... you smell like decaying flesh."
(07:18)

Eye Repigmentation

Timestamp [08:16]
The hosts touch upon eye repigmentation—injecting pigments to alter eye color—and its alarming side effects, including the risk of blindness.

"One of the possible complications is blindness."
(08:27)

Notable Quote:
Joe Getty underscores the severity:

"You hate to smell like a corpse... you can't get rid of now because you went all vanity."
(08:35)

Buccal Fat Removal

Timestamp [09:01]
Buccal fat removal involves extracting fat pads from the cheeks to achieve a slimmer visage. While popular, it can lead to a skeletal appearance and irreparable facial structure damage.

"They can come in different sizes, but we all have them."
(10:04)

Cool Sculpting vs. Liposuction

Timestamp [13:55]
The discussion contrasts Cool Sculpting, a fat-targeting procedure using acid, with traditional liposuction. Cool Sculpting is criticized for its pain and risks, with liposuction being presented as comparatively safer despite its own infection risks.

"Cool Sculpting... they use acid to break down the fat."
(13:05)

Breast Enhancements

Timestamp [14:55]
Breast augmentation is analyzed as a mainstream procedure, particularly common among mothers seeking post-pregnancy enhancements. While generally accepted, extreme alterations can lead to unnatural appearances.

"It's quite common, especially for moms, I think."
(15:20)

Societal Perceptions and Changing Attitudes

Timestamp [11:19]
The hosts explore the evolving societal norms surrounding plastic surgery. Historically stigmatized, cosmetic enhancements are becoming more accepted as cultural values shift towards embracing personal aesthetics.

"It used to be culturally not cool to dye your hair... most people, you know, you get over the age of 45, 50, and you start to have gray hair as a woman, you diet and every."
(12:10)

Jack Armstrong muses on the future acceptance of procedures like chin tucks:

"Maybe the chin tuck will go that direction too, where it goes from being looked down upon to just... of course you did."
(12:35)

The Cycle of Cosmetic Procedures and Risks

Timestamp [16:02]
Joe Getty highlights the potential for a never-ending cycle of enhancements leading to unnatural appearances:

"None of us noticed Kenny Rogers or Dolly Parton the first times... then you start to look like Barry Manilow or any of these freaks."
(16:16)

Notable Quote:
Emphasizing the dangers of overdoing procedures:

"You'll have to have surgery to fix that surgery. Then some to fix that surgery. And before you know it, looking like a freak."
(13:55)

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with a reflection on the pursuit of beauty and the inherent risks associated with cosmetic procedures. Joe Getty contemplates the balance between enhancing one's appearance and maintaining natural health, urging listeners to approach such decisions with caution.

"If you can make yourself look better with very little risk, why wouldn't you do it?"
(11:18)

Jack Armstrong humorously adds:

"Imagine you having a brow lift and fixing your RBF in the same week."
(17:09)

The hosts conclude by acknowledging the changing landscape of cosmetic enhancements and the importance of informed decision-making.

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