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Jack Armstrong
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now here. Armstrong get it. Anybody seen the white flash? Live from Studio C, senor, deep within the dirty, stinking bowels of the Armstrong Egetty Information Complex, this is the Armstrong he Getty show live. Living Color is Friday, 24th of January, the year of our Lord 2025. No, I'm not going to say fry. Yay. Because I'm a grown man. There's a new boy in charge now. All this should be made. We're gonna get down to business, huh?
Joe Getty
Okay.
Jack Armstrong
All right. Set a tone like Trump. Got my pen right here. I got a bunch of executive orders. I'll fill them in later. They're just blank sheets of paper. No saying, Friday, Joe Getty signed Boy.
Joe Getty
Jackson for a rude awakening.
Jack Armstrong
Oh. As I've often said, justice under the Joe Getty administration will be swift, harsh, and completely arbitrary. Caligula will look down or up from hell saying, this guy really ought to get a grip. Some guys just can't handle authority. Let's see. Today we're under the tutelage of General Manager ice, Not the frozen water phenomenon, but indeed the Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which is rounding up scumbags nationwide who have no right to be here, no reason to be here, and heaving them out. The idea that this is is new and innovative is bizarre. Anyway, at least it's happening, for goodness sakes. There's a resolution kicking around the house, Katie, from what I understand, that says Trump should be allowed to run for a third term.
Joe Getty
Yes, I agree. Well, he's done more in the last week than we've seen in the last four years.
Jack Armstrong
Well, yeah, that's true. Well, on the positive side, yeah, on the positive side, I actually have a study by think tank of the regulations issued by the last couple of administrations and the cost to businesses to comply with them. And Biden Biden and his regulations cost the American economy just ungodly amounts of money. Ungodly amounts. Trump, in his previous four years, his regulations cost business 1 25th as much as Biden's regulations. And that's one of the things I'm most excited about, Trump administration wise, is if Doge can really go after regulation in a smart way, that could be enormously freeing for American businesses. I know you know small business people, as I do, and the stories they tell of the bizarre, Kafka esque. I suppose if you're the literary type, dumbass. If you're not. Situations where you have the federal inspector come by and say, you've got to do that, and then the state guy will come by two days later and say, if you do that, we'll find you $100,000. And the business person's like, all right, all right, what am I supposed to do here? And you just have to figure it out. It costs time. It takes money. You got to hire people for combine compliance. Anyway, I certainly hope they can make progress on that. And back to the immigration thing. Is Jack calling in Hanson? Is the phone ringing? He. He texted that there was some sort of traffic here. Oh. Saw somebody just flash by the studio.
Joe Getty
Yeah. There's some big rig that got stuck and stopped all the traffic, so.
Jack Armstrong
Stuck, Big rig.
Katie Green
Do we have a door open?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, just to play.
Katie Green
Okay, cool.
Jack Armstrong
We're waiting.
Katie Green
I got a question for you. Well, first of all, you know, our phones don't work. Hanson. Our phones don't work. You can't call the radio station. It's a good thing. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Getty
So call now.
Katie Green
You can. You try to call the radio station goes, doo, doo, doo.
Jack Armstrong
Ken's caller wins $7 million. That's probably an FCC violation. That was a joke. That was humor. It was parody.
Katie Green
It's a little scary because it's like if you call a business, it's gone out of business. So that's what it kind of has the feel of.
Jack Armstrong
Is this how we find out?
Katie Green
How you find out? Maybe we're not even on the air. Hey.
Jack Armstrong
Well, wait. Hey. That's weird. The lights just went off. I wonder what that means. That's funny.
Katie Green
I got a question for you. On Fridays, I listen to music on the way to work. As I've mentioned before, instead of news, tell me, is there a better song ever than Werewolves of London? I don't think there is.
Jack Armstrong
It's in the top tier of the top tier.
Katie Green
Oh, my God. That's a fantastic tune.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. And it's not about werewolves. All right. People play it on Halloween. I know. He mentions werewolves. It's a joke. It's a play on. Anyway. Yeah. That's a great song.
Katie Green
It's not about werewolves.
Jack Armstrong
Not per se, no.
Katie Green
You know, I. Another thing I should stop doing or. So I listen to music on Fridays. I listen to news Monday through Thursday. What I got to stop doing is listening to npr. It's making me insane. What do you always say about npr?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I listen to it to punish myself for the bad things I've done.
Katie Green
Right. It makes me so crazy. But the brief, the brief period I got it today when I was getting ready, is about how California. Because Trump's coming to California today and Gavin Newsom's gonna try to meet him at the tarmac and force him to do this or whatever they're claiming or whatever. And it's all about the legislation that's starting to pass through the Trump proofing California. I was listening to our friend Scott Wiener from San Francisco, the craziest politician in America who's got all this legislation he's trying to push. We need to protect Californians and Californian values from the Trump administration. Our trans people are under attack. Immigrants are under attack.
Jack Armstrong
Just what the hell is wrong with you people?
Katie Green
We're all better off.
Jack Armstrong
We're all better off. We're all better off and we're working together. We're all better off when. We're all better off, and we're all better off when we're working together. Wow.
Michaelangelo
You laugh.
Jack Armstrong
That's.
Hanson
I laugh.
Jack Armstrong
It's so wise, Gavin. You're so wise.
Katie Green
What is that?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Scott Wiener is completely out of his. What are they talking about?
Katie Green
Dangerous. What is it talking. Yeah, A number of people pointing out the other day because that that's when the new fire had popped up in California. This is going on. And this is going on while they were having their big vote on the legislation Trump proofing California and setting aside however many billion dollars to Trump proof California, whatever the frig that means.
Jack Armstrong
Right?
Katie Green
Jobs.
Jack Armstrong
Our friend Katie Grimes, speaking of fires at the fabulous California Globe, just put out a piece which she's helped along by the Senate. The United States Senate just put out a list of all of the times they have tried to pass common sense fire control, forestry measures and had them defeated by Democrats and in particular, California far left, environmental wackadoo Democrats. And you know, it's funny, I've become less and less comfortable with the term the environmental left because it sounds like they're just people of the Left who care about the environment, and I care about the environment a great deal. These are far left. Humans are evil. No cost is too high to preserve some bizarre, pleasant, obscure plant. There's a story about how was it the county of Los Angeles, or can't remember, wanted to clear brush from around power lines and expand a fire road so they could more quickly fight fires. But there was some plant that's allegedly endangered that they would have had to cut down some of them to enlarge the fire road. And so the environmental left wouldn't let them improve the fire road so they could save. Well, save people, save houses, and save that same freaking plant from being completely incinerated. They're out of their minds.
Katie Green
They actually are. They're crazy people. I have maybe the biggest question of the day has nothing to do with politics. Well, tangentially, maybe the biggest question of the day after we start the show officially. Um, this is a. The blockbuster news story, really maybe of the year, if it turns out to be true. Uh, I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty. On this Friday, January 24, the year 2025, we, Armstrong and Getty, and we.
Jack Armstrong
Approve of this program. Let's begin then, officially, according to FCC rules and regulations, leaping into action at mark. I'm not going back to Haiti. You feel me?
Hanson
Little biting forever, bro.
Jack Armstrong
Thank Obama for everything that he did for me, bro. Wow. That is merely the most perfect thing that's ever happened. Jack, you've got the biggest question of all time coming up. That's the perfect sound clip. That is a Haitian gang member with many, many crimes under his belt in the process of being deported, saying, f. Trump, Biden forever. Thank you, Obama, for everything you've done for us. Wow. This message brought to you by the rnc, Right.
Katie Green
If you're the Democratic Party's like, hey, dude, come on.
Jack Armstrong
If I wrote that and produced that as, like, an ad, people would be like, joe, that's. That's over the top.
Katie Green
Yeah, it's like it almost has to be AI except we've seen the policies over the last couple of years and know that it's not.
Jack Armstrong
But you've got a brutal illegal alien gang member cursing Trump and praising Biden and Obama. It's too. It's too on the nose.
Katie Green
So here's the thing, Katie, you're gonna have to dig into it. I don't know who put this on our official show Twitter thread yesterday or text thread, because Katie, Joe, I. Hansen, Michelangelo, all have a text thread going. As a lot of people do at work. The reason Michelle Obama was not at the inauguration and Barack Obama walked in alone is because he's having a thing with Jennifer Aniston. Who put that on our text thread yesterday? And I went down.
Joe Getty
That was Michael Michelangelo.
Katie Green
And I followed that down a little bit. And it's just. It's one of those rumors out there. But oftentimes these kind of rumors turn out to be true. You know, the Ben Affleck and JLO are breaking up or whatever. No, we're not. Turns out to be true lots of times. Barack and Jennifer Aniston. Not impossible to imagine, is it?
Jack Armstrong
Hey, I want to poll the audience here. How many of us thought that he was gonna say because Michelle has no male equipment?
Katie Green
No, Totally. No, no.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, Katie. I was sure that's where he was going.
Katie Green
Totally. Oh, no, no.
Joe Getty
I thought it was.
Katie Green
I suppose that could still be true. And that's why he's with Jennifer Aniston. I was looking for somebody who doesn't have him.
Jack Armstrong
Something came between me and Michelle. Her crank.
Katie Green
Well, there was never any explanation for why Michelle wasn't at the inauguration. It was always very vague and.
Jack Armstrong
Okay.
Katie Green
And then this story comes out that Barack Obama and Jennifer Aniston have been seen together and spending a lot of time together and that sort of thing.
Jack Armstrong
All right.
Katie Green
I think it's very exciting.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, boy.
Katie Green
Life's a joke. You're broken.
Jack Armstrong
Wow.
Katie Green
You're gonna see Barack Obama coming out of the fountain spitting water. I mean, he's part of the Friends crew now.
Jack Armstrong
Maybe Michelle ends up with Ben Affleck. Who knows?
Katie Green
No, he has to date Ross. I think that's the way this works. She has to go with she ends that end up with Ross. Somehow I think that's the way the episode would go. Poor Ross. How does mailbag look?
Jack Armstrong
Chandler is off the table. Clearly Mailbag is okay. We have a freedom loving quote of the day and clips of the week.
Katie Green
All on the way.
Jack Armstrong
Stay here. Armstrong and Getty.
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Jack Armstrong
We're running late.
Katie Green
We better get to the pageantry.
Jack Armstrong
Indeed, a freedom loving quote of the day mailbag. All on the way. But first, let's take a fond look back at the week that was. It's cow clips of the week.
Katie Green
Mark words.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, let me go.
Katie Green
Yes.
Jack Armstrong
Of the week.
Katie Green
President Biden exiting Washington.
Jack Armstrong
You made it rhyme louder than it's rhyme in a long time.
Katie Green
Breaking news as we come on the air from Washington, D.C. president Donald Trump returns to the White House.
Hanson
The golden age of America begins right now. I get things done. I'm good at getting things done. And we will get critical race theory and transgender insanity the hell out of our schools. Oh, but we had some beauties, didn't we, Melania? She said sir. Calls me sir when she's angry.
Katie Green
You see, this is what he does to keep us from talking about disaster relief or the impacts of climate change.
Jack Armstrong
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Rachel. I am.
Katie Green
Chris.
Hanson
My heart goes out to you.
Jack Armstrong
Thursday, meetings. Give some orders. Tell his staff, make meetings shorter. Friday, talk about the border. Yell fake news at the reporters. The priority of the United States Department of State will be the United States. It will be furthering the national interest of this country.
Katie Green
Fetterman is literally America's teenage son. It's your grandma's funeral. I told you, I don't like long pants.
Jack Armstrong
So it's a blatant violation of the Constitution. He doesn't have the unilateral power to do it. And most importantly, he's doing it on the backs of babies. High authorities said the Chilean nationals were in the country illegally and behind a string of burglaries targeting multimillion dollar homes.
Joe Getty
Tonight, up to 1500 troops, a mix of active duty army and Marines, heading to the southern border.
Katie Green
When you end catch and release, the incentive for those that are coming in illegally. That ends.
Jack Armstrong
Pete Hagseth's former sister in law, Danielle Hagseth, alleges the defense secretary nominee was abusive toward his second W wife, Samantha.
Hanson
Joe Biden gave a pardon yesterday to a lot of criminals.
Jack Armstrong
President Trump did the right thing by letting these guys out and pardoning them because they did not get a fair trial.
Joe Getty
Just hours after Tik Tok shut down the app for its 170 million users.
Jack Armstrong
It'S back up and running. Come here, fat boy. And say, give you what fur? I'm going to twist you a knot. She do this to my. That was. That was one of my favorite moments from my career. Imagining Abe Lincoln whooping the hell out of JD Pritzker for ruining the land of Lincoln.
Katie Green
Somehow the fact that he's fat plays in. I'm not exactly sure why.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, back in Lincoln's day, you're not going to run into a 375 pound grease blot like JP Pritzker. It's probably astounding to the rail splitter.
Katie Green
Not unless they're in the circus.
Jack Armstrong
Right? Right. Hence my nuanced portrayal of the angry Abe Lincoln. Huh? Here's your freedom loving quote of the day. We're gonna go with the theme of change for a while as Trump is really changing D.C. and to some extent America. This is the former Poet laureate Maya Angelou. If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. A classic. What's the. What are you always saying? We're down to a minute. It's got to change it.
Katie Green
Well, I like the thing. If it's got a solution, it's a problem. But if it doesn't have a solution, it's just a fact.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Katie Green
And I have done this many times in my life where you're like fretting over something that has no solution. This is just what is. Dude. Get over it.
Jack Armstrong
Right, Right. Yeah. Change your attitude. I tell you what. We have some really interesting experiences and insights to share via mailbag. And instead of babbling as fast as my poor swollen tongue will let me, why don't we do it when we come back?
Katie Green
Why is your tongue swollen?
Jack Armstrong
My lifestyle.
Katie Green
We won't get into that.
Jack Armstrong
I'm a mushed mouth wreck. Everybody knows that. Including the testimony of a young college student who wanted to talk about our topic yesterday of young conservatives and Republicans on college campuses are no longer hiding out like hunted beasts.
Katie Green
Interesting. Hegseth's likely to get confirmed as the SEC deaf today. Among other things, we can tell you.
Jack Armstrong
About Armstrong and Getty.
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Michaelangelo
Now, spy agencies and the justice department have until February 7th to bring President Trump A plan for releasing the JFK documents, and March 9th to bring him a plan about releasing the RFK and MLK documents. And when he was done signing that executive order, he ordered an aide to bring the pen that he used to his HHS secretary nominee, RFK Jr. A.
Hanson
Lot of people are waiting for this for a long four years, for decades.
Michaelangelo
The jfk, RFK and MLK assassination files, all ordered released by President Trump.
Hanson
And everything will be revealed.
Katie Green
Do you think there's anything there at all?
Jack Armstrong
Like. Like big revelation?
Katie Green
Yeah, it has to be bigger or, you know.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, no, I heard something. I tend to doubt it.
Katie Green
I was listening somewhere and they said the CIA knew a lot more about Lee Harvey Oswald than we've ever known. And. Okay, that, that would be interesting if that's true, but I, I just. I find it hard to believe there's much left to learn about any of those big assassinations as they've been poured over for years and years.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I. I anticipate medium sized interesting, not blockbuster alien autopsy level stuff, you know, if you know what I mean.
Katie Green
Wow, that's your standard alien autopsy is pretty high level. Yeah, we do have an alien and we did an autopsy on him. We had quite a conversation with him. We put the. We.
Jack Armstrong
We put the wires to him to.
Katie Green
Get him to talk.
Jack Armstrong
He begged us for mercy, but we said, shut your four mouths, alien. No, no, it's. It's not going to turn out to be LG LBJ's sister on the grassy knoll or anything like that.
Katie Green
That'd be weird.
Jack Armstrong
I know. It'll just be like mid level interesting. I'll bet.
Katie Green
I do want to talk about Martin Luther King because I had a whole bunch of stuff for Monday and it got obscured, obviously, by the inauguration. My son was working on a MLK paper for school last night and I got on a long roll about this new book I'm reading about the civil rights movement, but talk about that later.
Jack Armstrong
One of my favorite writers and thinkers, one of yours too, Kim Strassel of the Wall street journal blasting RFK Jr. I mean, just leveling him for being a greed head fake, environmental concern, trial lawyer, and how he's just. That's his world. He is Mr. Monsanto. Brought to their knees because of glyphosate. The roundup, That's. That's his thing. So. Anyway, different folks are entitled to different opinions. Gonna do some mailbag here. We don't need the silly music Hanson if it's not handy. Got this note from Nate. We were talking yesterday about how in a lot of ways, conservatives and Republicans on college campuses have been hiding out, just afraid to express their views because it was such a headache and they'd be hounded and yelled at and their professors would chew them out and all. And how that's really changed since Trump got reelected. There seems to be confidence on the right. And we got this note from Nate. He says, guys, you're talking about the new widespread outspokenness of Trump support in colleges. Wondering how it came about. For me, currently a freshman in Oregon Tech, it was that I was just fed up with activist professors. For example, all of the speeches that I have to give for a communications class lend themselves to being somewhat political in nature. But the professor wants, quote, to consider especially issues of social justice, sustainability and equity. Oh, my God. He said, I've stopped filtering out my conservative views from any conversation because I refuse to let the school be a Marxist echo chamber. I've noticed that in doing this, it's emboldened other people to speak out with their conservative views as well. Hopefully my firsthand experience is helpful. Blah, blah, blah. Thanks for what you do. Thank you, Nate. Well done, my lad. Well done.
Katie Green
Yeah, well, I get it if, when you, when you realize that, oh, half the country is willing to pull the lever for this guy, I guess I'm not completely crazy to say something positive about this point of view.
Jack Armstrong
And even further than that, Nate and others are realizing, somewhat belatedly, but that's cool, better late than never, that the woke professor, for instance, does not represent the 49% right who lost the election. He represents an insane 10 or 11% that happens to also include the media. So for the million and sixth time.
Katie Green
You get, I don't know if it's that high.
Jack Armstrong
We're talking hardcore activists or well meaning soft heads who go along with it. If you include both groups, if you.
Katie Green
Include both, it'd be 10%. Definitely.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Anyway, the point obviously being that they have such an outsized influence. For a small group of completely delusional wackadoodles moving along, the always insightful Paolo. Jack, you're gonna like this. We're talking about the falling birth rates all over the developed world and the various, you know, possible causes of it.
Katie Green
Rent's too high.
Jack Armstrong
That was good. I personally think it's a confluence of several different things, but Paola says you're talking about a falling birth rate and how animals do that in response. Response to overcrowding. And you suggested that we had plenty of space, so that's probably not the cause of our Recent reproductive decline, maybe. That's not necessarily so. While we have lots of physical space, modern communication overwhelms us with a cacophony of inputs, and we engage in habits that maximize our exposure to them. I think our animal brains might likely interpret that as being crowded and threatened.
Katie Green
Absolutely could be true. That's fascinating.
Jack Armstrong
Until very recently, that constant input from others would have only occurred if we were indeed very crowded. You know, Paolo, that's one of the most insightful things I've ever heard on the topic.
Katie Green
Yeah, I'm thinking of some people I know, a couple of different people I know who live in rural areas and feel like they're under attack from the world because they're on their phones all the time. You live in the middle of nowhere, there's nobody near you. What are you worried about? But it doesn't feel that way if you're on your phone all the time.
Jack Armstrong
Everybody's coming to get us, right? Right.
Katie Green
Right.
Jack Armstrong
Nobody's coming to get you. You're. Look around, look, there's a squirrel. Is he coming to get you? No. But Paolo points out the absolutely shocking correlation, which does not mean causation, but correlation, between the rise of the Internet and smartphones and the drop in coupling, reproduction, sex among young people. Whatever. I don't think it's a coincidence. Well done, sir. I'm going to keep.
Katie Green
This makes way more freaking sense than rents Too high.
Jack Armstrong
Joe in San Jose says, my wife and I went to see the Bob Dylan movie A Complete Unknown. Very, very good. Praises Timothy Chalamet. Excellent.
Katie Green
I think he did. He got nominated for an Oscar yesterday, I believe.
Jack Armstrong
I believe he did. Yeah. Yeah. Really good musically too, they say as a guitarist and singer. Consider this kid's got talent range as an actor. Last three movies. Young wartime Prince in the futuristic film Dune, Willy Wonka in the pre full prequel movie Wonka, and Bob Dylan in Complete Unknown. He's really good for such a young guy. Yes, yes, Joe in San Jose. But here's what you're missing. He's very, very pretty. So I hate him.
Katie Green
Okay, well, that's reasonable.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Let's see. How much time do we have? A fair amount. This is a great note from Jeff. It's a little long for our purposes here, but he is going into the thousands of scientists who are shouting that yes, we have climate change, we do not have a climate emergency that needs to be dealt with at enormous expense. He mentions 1,600 scientists sent a detailed letter with scientific backup to the California Air Resources Board last year explaining There is no climate emergency in California. It was totally ignored and not covered in the news media.
Katie Green
The UN put out a big study yesterday saying, and I don't remember what the number was, it doesn't matter. 110 million children didn't go to school because of climate change in the last year with cyclones and hurricanes and this and that and okay, so what was it during normal years? I mean, and I'm assuming that tens of millions of kids miss school every single year because of snowstorms, rainstorms, cyclones, this, that.
Jack Armstrong
Boy, that is the weakest sort of correlation causation I know. And data, you know, nut picking your data. So what is this complete like a context?
Katie Green
What is the obsession with that? What is with the you get up in the morning and let's find another segment of society or the world to jam climate change into you? What is that?
Jack Armstrong
What does everybody need to be happy?
Katie Green
Sex.
Jack Armstrong
A purpose.
Katie Green
Oh, a purpose.
Jack Armstrong
Sex, sex and a purpose. That's correct. My purpose happens to be sex, which is very handy. It simplifies everything, right? No. A life of purpose, Pete. And, and if it is a giant like crusade of a purpose, it fills people with self importance.
Katie Green
Get a new purpose.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, your purpose is dumb. You're wasting your time and my money. Ridiculous. And then finally, my favorite note. Al Nonamus, whose son is in the Marine Corps yesterday, yesterday got the following order. I'm just going to read it. The executive order is ending radical and wasteful government DEI programs and preferencing an initial and rescissions of harmful executive orders and actions. Uh, it is the orders saying, number one, no more DEI crap in the Marine Corps. And my favorite part, if you are aware of a change in any contract description or personnel position to obscure the connection between what's happening in DEI or similar ideologies, please report all facts and circumstances to a certain government office within 10 days. There will be no adverse conflict consequences for timely reporting this information. However, failure to report this information within 10 days may result in adverse consequences. In other words. Go ahead. Were you going to jump in?
Katie Green
Well, this is the portion of the whole getting DEI out of the federal government that NPR reported the other day. For instance, health agencies aren't allowed to have meetings until their guidelines have been gone over by the Trump administration, word by word. Meetings were canceled this week. Meetings. It'll be difficult, that will be difficult to reschedule. And I thought. Really? Will it be difficult to reschedule the meeting? And I like the way you presented as if, how are we. We're gonna Cure cancer at 2 this afternoon. But we had to cancel the meeting because the Trump administration is gonna go word by word over her stuff to see if I hope the.
Jack Armstrong
I hope everybody enjoyed that phrase as much as I did. Meetings were canceled. That will be difficult to reschedule.
Katie Green
That's what they said.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, no, no. Oh, I weep for my republic. Oh, great Scott. Boy, they are digging deep to find something to be grief stricken about these days. That's hilarious. Absolutely love that. But I also love the idea of, hey guys, we're ending the DEI crap and if any of your officers are trying to disguise it as something else, give us a buzz. Right? Right. Love it. So quick word from our friends and sponsors that simply, Simply Safe Home security. That's what she said, Hanson. Right into our ears, whispering lovingly. Yeah, traditional security systems only take action after someone's already broken in. But with Simplisafe's Active guard outdoor protection, it happens before the scumbag can break into your house.
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Katie Green
You know, we played clips of the week earlier in the hour and I was like, wow, the inauguration was this week. I mean, there's just so much going on. It seemed crazy that that was this week. I thought it was a couple of weeks ago. There is a lot of news going on and Katie's got the headlines next.
Jack Armstrong
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Katie Green
Greeting Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal about Trump's week. Talk about energy in the executive. President Trump is flooding all zones, throwing whole pots of spaghetti against the wall. The spirit is Teddy Roosevelt. Hi. Dynamism, dying, being dynamic and candy. Show business. It has been something.
Jack Armstrong
Agreed. I've heard a couple of references to Trump's skills as a producer of entertainment, or, you know, as we call it, entormation, as he is doing a masterful job of conveying what he's doing government wise to America in a way that's really, really useful. I mean, you can do the greatest things in the world, but if nobody hears about it or they hear about it only through the voices of, you know, MSNBC and the mainstream media, you're gonna get screwed. So it's very canny.
Katie Green
So they just got on the helicopter to get on the plane to go to North Carolina to survey the damage and then come to California to see the fires. And Melania has clearly decided second term. I'm gonna dress how I want. I'm a hot model. I'm gonna dress like a hot model. She's wearing aviators, a beanie. She looks like she's a 25 year old college girl and she can pull it off. But she's not dressed like a first lady.
Jack Armstrong
Katie cringes.
Joe Getty
Don't ever make that noise again.
Katie Green
That's rough.
Jack Armstrong
Ever as hard.
Katie Green
That's hard to take.
Jack Armstrong
All right, let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story with Katie Green. Oh, by the way, as long as I'm thinking about this Katie headline in the Daily Mail, egomaniac Gavin Newsom's deranged plot to ruin Trump's first presidential visit to tour la. Fire victim, blah, blah, blah. I thought deranged plot. You know what? The deranged plot is gonna meet him at the tarmac and shake his hand and say, we could really use your help here, Mr. President.
Joe Getty
Deranged.
Jack Armstrong
It's not very deranged.
Joe Getty
I do like the fact they called him an egomaniac, though.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I enjoyed the headline, even if it was completely clickbaity and misleadings. All right, what else did he have for us?
Joe Getty
We have from ABC News, man found carrying gun inside U. S. Capitol.
Katie Green
Got all the way inside the Capitol with a gun, huh? Took a full tour with a gun.
Joe Getty
The 9 millimeter handgun that was Loaded, by the way.
Katie Green
So I went into some buildings while I was in D.C. there's all kinds of metal detectors. You have to take everything out of your pockets and it's like getting, getting in an airport. I wonder how that happened.
Joe Getty
Well, so he went through the metal detector, he set it off, and then one of the cops did a secondary check and missed it as well.
Katie Green
Huh. Okay.
Joe Getty
Who knows? See, ICE confirms more than 500 migrants were arrested yesterday.
Katie Green
500. 500 in a week. That would add up pretty fast.
Jack Armstrong
They're criminal illegal aliens, by the way, not freaking migrants.
Joe Getty
From cnn. Louisiana keeps an eye on the rain that could help or hurt the wildfire victims as new fires pop up in San Diego County.
Katie Green
I realize the mudslides are problem and all that, but you gotta. I mean, I really think that's looking at gift horse in the mouth. I mean, freaking worst, worst disaster in California history. One of the worst disasters in U.S. history. Bring on the freaking rain if it puts out the fires.
Joe Getty
From the New York Times. Israel appears poised to keep its troops in Lebanon beyond the deadline.
Jack Armstrong
Well, of course they are. Of course they are. And of course Hamas is going to try to continue to wipe out the Jews and they're going to try to reconstitute Hezbollah and Israel will always be under threat and needs to act like it.
Katie Green
Ian Bremmer tweeted out yesterday because he's in Davos for the big get together that they have there and he said, well, I'll just read it. One Davos takeaway. Nobody here, myself included, thinks the Gaza ceasefire would have happened now if Harris had been elected president. Yeah, that's the view of Ian and the rest. The rest of the world leaders who all hate Trump. Well, this wouldn't have happened if it wasn't from. Isn't that interesting?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. For better or worse. Yeah, the, the do nothing, know nothing administration is gone. Don't, don't. You know what? That, that should be his legacy. Completely ineffectual fake tough guy threat. Don't. Or what I'm gonna.
Joe Getty
From the Wall Street. From the Wall Street Journal. Russia brushes off Trump's threats on Ukraine and the subhead says Moscow believes it has the resources and the manpower to keep up the fight.
Katie Green
Boy, the forget who somebody with. With the running NATO are yelling at NATO. Hey. Yes, talking to NATO yesterday was. You all don't want to pony up the money now. How expensive do you think it's going to be if Russia wins? And then we've got to beef up NATO enough to make sure we can defend ourselves against Russia now that it's going to be way more expensive. It'd be cheaper to put to stop them now than let them win in Ukraine, which is a perfectly legitimate argument.
Joe Getty
From the New York Post Smartphone use leads to detachment from reality, aggression and hallucinations in teens as young as 13.
Jack Armstrong
Wow.
Katie Green
Detachment from reality. Where's this study from? I'll read this.
Joe Getty
This was up on the New York Post and I'll put it in Hot Links as well.
Katie Green
I'll definitely read that.
Joe Getty
And finally, the Babylon Bee liberals briefly pausing their chant death to Israel to call Elon Musk a Nazi.
Katie Green
That's a good one. And accurate.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Katie Green
Wow. Smartphones and all the problems they cause. And there are many hallucinations and detached from reality.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, I'd like to know more. Obviously. That's kind of a, you know, catchy, sensational headline, but when your neural pathways are still being formed as young people's are, I could believe it. Yeah. Armstrong and Gettysburg.
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Armstrong & Getty On Demand: "Chandler Is Off The Table" Episode Summary
Release Date: January 24, 2025
In the "Chandler Is Off The Table" episode of the Armstrong & Getty On Demand podcast, hosts Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, and Katie Green delve into a myriad of pressing political and social issues dominating the early months of 2025. This episode offers a blend of sharp political commentary, insightful discussions, and engaging humor, making it a compelling listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.
The episode opens with Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discussing the burgeoning possibility of former President Donald Trump seeking a third term. Armstrong highlights the stark contrast between Trump's regulatory policies and those of the Biden administration:
Jack Armstrong [03:02]: "Trump, in his previous four years, his regulations cost business 1/25th as much as Biden's regulations."
Joe Getty concurs, emphasizing Trump's effectiveness:
Joe Getty [02:55]: "Yes, I agree. Well, he's done more in the last week than we've seen in the last four years."
The hosts express optimism that a Trump-led administration could significantly reduce regulatory burdens on American businesses, fostering a more conducive environment for economic growth. They also touch upon ICE’s intensified efforts under the new administration, portraying it as a crackdown on illegal activities.
A significant portion of the discussion centers around President Trump’s executive orders mandating the release of the assassination files of John F. Kennedy (JFK), Robert F. Kennedy (RFK), and Martin Luther King Jr. (MLK). Michaelangelo provides an update:
Michaelangelo [19:07]: "Now, spy agencies and the justice department have until February 7th to bring President Trump a plan for releasing the JFK documents, and March 9th to bring him a plan about releasing the RFK and MLK documents."
The hosts speculate on the potential revelations these documents might hold, balancing anticipation with skepticism about uncovering groundbreaking information.
The conversation shifts to the contentious topic of climate change. Armstrong criticizes what he perceives as overreaching environmental regulations:
Jack Armstrong [07:38]: "Another thing I should stop doing or... I'm listening to our friend Scott Wiener from San Francisco, the craziest politician in America who's got all this legislation he's trying to push."
Katie Green and Jack Armstrong debate the urgency and authenticity of climate change measures, with Armstrong referencing a Senate report that claims:
"Regulations issued by the last couple of administrations and the cost to businesses to comply with them."
Katie counters with statistics from the United Nations, highlighting massive disruptions to education due to climate-related disasters.
A noteworthy segment of the episode addresses the resurgence of conservative and Republican voices in academic settings. Nate, a listener from Oregon Tech, shares his firsthand experience:
Nate: "I've stopped filtering out my conservative views from any conversation because I refuse to let the school be a Marxist echo chamber."
Katie Green and Jack Armstrong applaud this shift, suggesting that increased confidence among conservatives is challenging the previously dominant liberal narratives in higher education.
Engaging insights from Paolo are discussed regarding the correlation between declining birth rates and the rise of the internet and smartphone usage:
Paolo [24:18]: "Modern communication overwhelms us with a cacophony of inputs, and we engage in habits that maximize our exposure to them."
The hosts explore how constant digital engagement may mimic the stressors of overcrowding, potentially influencing reproductive decisions among younger populations.
The episode features a lively mailbag segment where listeners contribute their thoughts and questions. A particularly intriguing topic is the rumor about Barack Obama and Jennifer Aniston:
Katie Green [11:47]: "The reason Michelle wasn't at the inauguration was because he's having a thing with Jennifer Aniston."
The hosts humorously dissect the plausibility of such rumors, blending satire with genuine curiosity.
Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse humor and pop culture references to lighten the political discourse. A memorable joke involves an imaginary alien autopsy:
Jack Armstrong [20:37]: "He begged us for mercy, but we said, shut your four mouths, alien."
They also reference the beloved TV show Friends, playfully musing on character relationships and casting dynamics.
As the episode wraps up, Armstrong shares a freedom-loving quote from Maya Angelou:
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."
Katie Green adds her perspective, emphasizing the importance of accepting unchangeable facts while striving for progress where possible.
Jack Armstrong [03:02]: "Trump, in his previous four years, his regulations cost business 1/25th as much as Biden's regulations."
Joe Getty [02:55]: "Yes, I agree. Well, he's done more in the last week than we've seen in the last four years."
Maya Angelou [17:33]: "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."
Katie Green [17:38]: "If it doesn't have a solution, it's just a fact."
In "Chandler Is Off The Table," Armstrong & Getty provide a robust analysis of current political dynamics, environmental debates, and social trends, all while maintaining an engaging and often humorous tone. Their ability to intertwine serious discourse with lighthearted banter ensures a well-rounded and thought-provoking episode that resonates with a wide audience.
For those interested in staying informed with a blend of incisive commentary and entertaining dialogue, the Armstrong & Getty On Demand podcast remains a top choice. Don't miss out on future episodes that continue to explore the nuances of American politics and society.