Armstrong & Getty On Demand – Episode: "Check In Your Testicles & Go Home!!"

Release Date: April 2, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty
Description: The official, On-Demand podcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show! Accept no substitutes!

1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with the dynamic banter typical of Armstrong & Getty, setting the stage for a lively discussion on pressing political and social issues. Broadcasting from their unconventional studio setup, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty dive into topics ranging from international trade and tariffs to the recent passing of actor Val Kilmer.

2. Tariffs and International Trade

Timestamp: [00:25] – [05:08]

Jack Armstrong opens the conversation by highlighting the complexities of international trade, using the Ford F150 as a prime example. He notes, “Ford’s the most American of American vehicles, but it has parts from 24 different countries” (02:00).

Joe Getty expands on this, explaining how tariffs affect individual parts and the broader implications on manufacturing efficiency. They discuss how tariffs not only impact the cost of goods but also lead to government favoritism and carve-outs, undermining free market principles. Jack shares his recent learning experience about the political ramifications of tariffs:

“One of the problems with tariffs... is it sets up the government for maximum doing favors for people for various reasons. Skullduggery.” (04:20)

The hosts critique the inefficiency of current trade practices, such as the back-and-forth shipping of parts between the US, Canada, and Mexico, which exacerbates tariff issues.

3. Val Kilmer's Death and Movie Discussion

Timestamp: [10:11] – [18:30]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the unexpected passing of Val Kilmer. The hosts express their deep disappointment over the show's mishandling of his legacy, particularly the choice of movie clips used to honor him. Jack exclaims:

“I've got nothing to do with choosing shirtless teenage girl movies as opposed to the greatest guy movie. That's the worst thing this show has ever done.” (10:25)

Joe Getty supports Jack's sentiment, criticizing the selection process and emphasizing Kilmer's iconic roles, especially in "Tombstone." The emotional weight of the discussion is palpable as they reflect on Kilmer's impact on their audience and listeners.

4. Political Analysis: Trump's Tariff Policies

Timestamp: [14:00] – [23:43]

The hosts delve into President Trump's aggressive tariff policies, portraying them as a high-stakes gamble with potential long-term repercussions. Jack states:

“This could be one of the biggest mistakes in presidential ever.” (14:30)

Joe Getty discusses the political fallout, suggesting that such policies could alienate moderate voters and destabilize Trump's support base. They debate whether Trump’s actions are a calculated risk for historical significance or a reckless move jeopardizing the economy.

5. Supreme Court Election in Wisconsin

Timestamp: [15:08] – [17:01]

Katie Green reports on Susan Crawford's victory in the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, which helps maintain the court's liberal majority. The hosts touch on the broader implications of this win, linking it to ongoing political battles and judicial influence.

6. US Military Movements and Iran Tensions

Timestamp: [17:01] – [27:04]

A critical segment addresses escalating tensions with Iran, focusing on the US military's strategic deployment of B2 bombers to Diego Garcia:

“The US has moved nearly half of its entire B2 Spirit stealth bomber flyable fleet to the Indian Ocean outpost of Diego Garcia.” (19:03)

Joe Getty explains the strategic importance of the B2 bombers’ relocation, highlighting their capability to launch sustained bombing campaigns against targets like Iran’s nuclear sites. The discussion raises concerns about the impending risk of military conflict and its unpredictable outcomes. Jack emphasizes the gravity of potential war:

“Wait till Iran, you know, gets more aggressive than they have been over the last, since 1979. And they've got nuclear weapons.” (23:43)

7. California's Trans Women in Sports Bills

Timestamp: [16:07] – [17:18]

The hosts critique California’s legislative efforts to ban trans women from girls' sports, applauding the assembly committee's decision to kill these bills. Jack passionately defends trans women, stating:

“Trans women are women. And if the governor... should come out and say that was a mistake.” (16:26)

Joe Getty echoes the sentiment, condemning the bills as discriminatory and unjust.

8. Climate Change and Allergy Season

Timestamp: [17:24] – [18:17]

Climate Central’s research is discussed, linking climate change to severe allergy conditions. Jack sarcastically remarks on the politicization of climate issues:

“Of course, the story about how it's a really, really bad allergy season all across the country has to start with climate change, of course.” (17:58)

They offer practical advice for minimizing allergy impacts, such as avoiding outdoor activities during peak pollen times and maintaining cleanliness to reduce exposure.

9. Mailbag and Listener Interactions

Timestamp: [27:15] – [35:31]

The episode transitions to listener interactions, where Jack and Joe respond to emails and messages. Key topics include:

• Elon Musk’s Influence: Listeners express frustration over media focus on Elon Musk, with Joe humorously suggesting painting a swastika on him as a hyperbolic reaction to critiques. Jack notes the over-saturation of Musk-related news:

  “If the mainstream media can successfully make it a referendum on Elon for the 2026 midterms. Oh, God dang it. You're gonna get tired of hearing about Elon Musk.” (30:29)

• ChatGPT and Show Information: A listener requests information about past episodes using ChatGPT, prompting Joe to showcase the AI’s efficiency in retrieving podcast details.

• Personal Anecdotes and Humor: The hosts share light-hearted stories and jokes, maintaining the show’s signature humor amidst serious discussions.

10. Closing Remarks

As the episode concludes, Jack and Joe reflect on the intense topics covered, reinforcing their commitment to tackling controversial and impactful issues. They encourage listeners to stay informed and engaged, promising more in-depth discussions in future episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• “One of the problems with tariffs... is it sets up the government for maximum doing favors for people for various reasons. Skullduggery.” — Jack Armstrong [04:20]

• “Trans women are women. And if the governor... should come out and say that was a mistake.” — Jack Armstrong [16:26]

• “We can watch the stock market and see it all pick up again.” — Joe Getty [08:37]

• “There is nothing that war has ever achieved that we cannot better achieve without it.” — Havelock Ellis [29:01]

Conclusion

In "Check In Your Testicles & Go Home!!", Armstrong & Getty navigate a whirlwind of topics, blending sharp political critique with personal reflections and humor. From dissecting the intricacies of international trade tariffs to mourning a Hollywood icon, the hosts deliver a comprehensive and engaging episode that resonates with their audience’s concerns and interests.