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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
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Armstrong and Getty.
Jack Armstrong
And now here's Armstrong and Getty.
Joe Getty
So we got some good stuff to talk about this hour. Last hour we talked about this. The CEO of Bed, Bath and Beyond put out a letter on how they they can't operate stores in California anymore because of all the problems. The taxes, the regulation, the crime, the everything else. Nick Gillespie of Reason magazine says this is the culmination of what they had written about several years back. Is California over because of all its problems? So we can talk about that a little bit later. Good luck running on that. Gavin Newsom.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. Wow. So my investigative journalism has paid off. Yet another key fact that makes the hot self important drunk chicks in Rhode island story even more hilarious.
Joe Getty
Oh, okay.
Jack Armstrong
I wasn't sure in what order to list those adjectives. Hot, drunk, self important chicks.
Joe Getty
I think the hot part because you only get traction at all because you're a hot chick with this sort of behavior, right?
Jack Armstrong
Militant, loud, nasty looking chick. Or exhibits this sort of behavior too in political settings. Lately it's the angry grad school lunatic screaming at the cops. What are you doing?
Joe Getty
What are you.
Jack Armstrong
Why are you arresting him at some, you know, pro Hamas rally or something like that? It's kind of a cousin to the drunk self important hot chick syndrome.
Joe Getty
Anyway.
Jack Armstrong
So here's a question for you. First of all, you know more about drunks in general than I do. These women, particularly the special assistant attorney general name of Devin Hogan Flanagan, who was. Who was busted by the cops. You know what? I'll ask my question after we replay the tape. Go ahead, Michael. This is what it sounded like. The cops trying to get him to leave a restaurant.
Joe Getty
You're trespassing. We gotta leave now unless you want to be.
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Joe Getty
You haven't notified us that we're just. What I just say to you. Number one, I don't want to arrest you guys. You're important.
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Joe Getty
We gotta go.
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Joe Getty
Good for you. I don't give a. Let's go. We're leaving.
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Joe Getty
I'm an ag.
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Joe Getty
The fact that she apparently.
Jack Armstrong
Can I buy those cops a drink, please? I would like to sit down and enjoy a libation with you fellas. Well done.
Joe Getty
The fact that she literally seems to believe that as the attorney general, the.
Jack Armstrong
Top special assistant attorney general, but.
Joe Getty
Well, she's saying, I'm the. I'm an ag. Anyway, you're part of the top cop office. That the laws don't apply to you. I mean, that's what you're saying. That's a. It's a heck of a thing to say out loud.
Jack Armstrong
Well, and here's my favorite part of it, other than that they tried to show that they indeed were the reasonable ones by trying to kick out the windows in the cop car. The cops had told him repeatedly, I don't want to arrest you. All you have to do is go. They've asked you to leave. Just go. I don't want to arrest you. You're not going to arrest us. Okay, so let's leave. We gotta go. We gotta go. The officer replies, no, you can't make us. You can't arrest us. I don't want to arrest you. Just leave. See the. No, they had to sit there.
Joe Getty
The normal drunken reaction to that would be, whoa, I have really lucked out here that all they're doing is asking me to leave. I am going to get out of here to avoid any further problems.
Jack Armstrong
Well, and just to give you a sense of how it was inside the restaurant, the following exchange took place. The cop can be heard on the camera asking a restaurant employee, do you just want them out? Do you want them trespassed? The employee says, anything we can do trespass? Yes. So here's a question for you as a guy who's somewhat familiar with over in Bibers. These two hotties will take complete responsibility, quote, unquote, and say, I have a problem with alcohol. I am an alcoholic. It is a disease. You wouldn't. You wouldn't fire somebody for having a disease, would you? If I had Covid, would you fire me? No, it's a disease. Oh. Is the primary problem that they're Drunks.
Joe Getty
Or is it hard to separate? No, no, no, it's not.
Jack Armstrong
Or is it that they're a holes?
Joe Getty
It's their a holes. I've known thousands of drunks and I've been around thousands of drunks thousands of times. There's only a certain personality that ever acts like that.
Jack Armstrong
Right, right, right. Well, and. And part of his hot chick syndrome or, and, or being a hole. I mean, because it may shock you to hear I have actually been overserved at times. Oh, that's a crime. I have filed the appropriate lawsuits against who did it.
Joe Getty
You should. They should have recognized it and stopped serving you.
Jack Armstrong
But I think those of us who have been in that unfortunate, regretful position, I think might have muttered, this is boles.
Joe Getty
But then left, right.
Jack Armstrong
Look, I don't want to arrest you. You just have to leave. You can't arrest me. What kind of reaction is that?
Joe Getty
And like, well, to me, worst case scenario, this is bull. S. Okay, I'll go. Or I knew we had the music up really loud in our house really late, and I knew the cops were going to come at some point. So. Yes, I'm turning it down.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, Sorry, dudes. Sorry you had to come up. Yep. Yeah, we're gonna. We'll turn it down. Of course. All right. Speaking of crime, the fabulous David Spunt of Fox News here. Specifically, crime in the District.
Joe Getty
The Department of Justice investigating whether someone or multiple people may have manipulated Washington, D.C. crime stats. 2 sources briefed on the matter tell Fox News D.C. police statistics show violent crime down 26% from last year. But members of the Trump administration and local police union dispute the data.
Jack Armstrong
This is something that's been unfortunately, part and parcel of the police department for some time, and we're very skeptical that these crime stats are accurate.
Joe Getty
President Trump posted about the allegations of number tampering on Monday, writing it was done, quote, to create a false illusion of safety. A D.C. police commander involved in compiling numbers was reportedly put on leave earlier this year pending an investigation into changing statistics.
Jack Armstrong
ABC News, I believe, was last night, New York Times, et al, still reporting just that crime is actually down starkly in D.C. it's a. It's a lie that it's a dangerous place with lots of crime. And nobody is mentioning the lawsuit that was quietly settled just a couple of weeks ago by the D.C. department that the Free Beacon reported on chapter and verse, all the particulars, all the exhibits from the trial that this cop was saying, no. They systematically are telling all of us, you've got to misreport crimes in A specific way to make the stats look better. So that's our lead into the fabulous Nellie Bowles of the Free Press who's talking about this. Trump is sending the National Guard to tamp down crime in D.C. is it a symbolic overreaction theater? Yes and yes. But from the left. That's not the critique. The critique from the left, and by that I mean our mainstream newspapers. The critique is that DC has no crime problem, no issue at all. It's perfect here. How could anyone dishonor our completely safe and pristine capital? That sound you heard was definitely not a gun, she writes. Here's the New York Times Chief White House correspondent, quote, citing a non existent crime crisis. Trump plans to take over the Washington D.C. police and put troops in the streets of the nation's capital. Is the crime crisis non existent? As the old gray lady said, yeah, the homicide rate may be falling, but DC still has a very high crime rate. She goes into the stats and then she says, but cars are being stolen because they're wearing short skirts. Car stealing isn't anyone's fault. By the cars. You think I'm joking? And then she shows the big headline, Stolen Kias and Hyundais or Kia and Hyundai have contributed to the car theft rings they should be forced to pay. It's a New York Times story saying that because Kias and Hyundais are slightly more thievable than others that they should be forced to pay back law enforcement for the costs of dealing with car thieves. Hence Ms. Bowles reference to rape that cars are just stolen because they're wearing short skirts. They asked for it. And then she says this one was a classic. Stolen Kias and Hyundais have been involved in numerous crashes, armed robbery sprees and other crimes across the country. We're recovering guns out of a lot of Kias that are stolen, said Seattle's police chief. The Kias are armed. The D.C. police released a simple guide to avoid carjackings. This is in a city that the New York Times Chief White Horse White House Correspondent said a non existent crime crisis. Here's what the city tells you. Drive in the center lane to make it harder for potential carjackers to approach your car. Avoid driving alone. Travel with someone whenever possible, especially at night. Wow. When you are coming to us, when you are coming to a stop, leave enough room to maneuver around other cars, especially if you sense trouble and need to get away. So Nelly writes, easy peasy. I just remember to get my kids in their car seats, put snacks in the cup holders and leave enough room between other cars and me for tactical maneuvers. And if the Kia pulls out a gun, my CRV does too. Oh, and she says a final D.C. police nugget. D.C. 's crime lab lost its accreditation four years ago and only this year received permission, but just to analyze fingerprints and no other evidence.
Joe Getty
Maureen Dowd, who lives in Washington, D.C. writing over the weekend, writing over the weekend for the New York Times. And she's a liberal and she couldn't hate Trump more. And she talks about him being Hitler and all this different sort of stuff. But she also talks about how many D.C. residents are secretly glad to see more uniforms on the street. No matter what statistics say, they don't feel safe. Maureen Dowd writing this I find myself packing pepper spray again. I feel more wary about walking around this city. It's disturbing to ask someone to unlock the Claritin at CVS because the police don't lock up the smash and grabbers anymore. That's Maureen Dowd writing in the New York Times.
Jack Armstrong
Right? And, and, but you're the chief correspondent of the White the chief White House correspondent in the New York Times. You are among the elite of the elite of American journalism and you are writing with a straight face. It's a non existent crime problem. Crime's way down.
Joe Getty
Well, her, her point is, as is is true with a lot of your mainstream Democrats, is you're handing Trump a win. They hate Trump and what they're mad about is that you're handing him a win by claiming D.C. is fine. Her last paragraph is even if Trump is being diabolical because she doesn't like his methods, Democrats should not pretend everything is fine here because it is not.
Jack Armstrong
Right. Wow. I don't know.
Joe Getty
We've been talking about this like the whole day because the front page story in the New York Times is how the Democrats are bleeding members in their party and it's because of stuff like this. What? What? How are you pretending this isn't true?
Jack Armstrong
I've got another example of that. It's gonna blow your mind.
Joe Getty
Cool.
Jack Armstrong
How nutty has the Democratic Party become? Ask their first transgender congressperson because they will tell you, believe it or not.
Joe Getty
Stay.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. Cool.
Joe Getty
That's interesting stuff. A lot on the way. Stay here.
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Joe Getty
What we're hearing, of course, Martha, is.
Jack Armstrong
That people are terrified by what has happened with some of these Venezuelan gangs and Senator Vance, I'm going to stop you because I know exactly, exactly what happened. I'm going to stop you. The incidents were limited to a handful.
Joe Getty
Of apartment conflicts, apartment complexes.
Jack Armstrong
And the mayor said our dedicated police officers have acted on those concerns.
Joe Getty
A handful of problems. Do you hear yourself? Only a handful of apartment complexes. Remember that.
Jack Armstrong
Exactly. Yeah. Martha Raditz is mainstream as can be, saying, yeah, trendy Aragua is in charge of a handful of apartment complexes in Colorado. But let's not overreact.
Joe Getty
Well, she had to interrupt J.D. vance. She wasn't gonna let him get away with that, right?
Jack Armstrong
What are you talking about?
Joe Getty
By the way? Gotta throw this in. Elon Musk, according to Mark Halpern, is headed towards spending hundreds of millions of dollars to elect J.D. vance president in 2020.
Jack Armstrong
And he's shelved his plan to start his own political party too.
Joe Getty
Hundreds of millions of dollars.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Wow. Wow. So headline in the new York Times that Jack referenced a couple of minutes ago. The Democratic Party faces a voter registration crisis. And just in the first three little paragraphs, they say the Democratic Party is hemorrhaging voters and voters are stampeding to the Republican Party. Some sort of bloody stampede, apparently.
Joe Getty
Oh my God. Some sort of stampede where you cannot stop the bleeding.
Jack Armstrong
And as we discussed in hour two of the show, I think it was, we kicked off hour two of the show with this in detail. But of the 30 states that track voter registration by political party, Democrats lost ground to Republicans in every single one of them and often by a lot. And a lot of it's young voters and certainly male voters. But it is disaster for the Democratic Party. And the obvious diagnosis, I think was exemplified there by Martha Raditz and some of the other stuff we've been talking about to say, hey, a handful of your apartment complexes are run by murderous Venezuelan gangs. Could be in such a baby. Or Washington, D.C. is perfectly safe. There's no crime there. I mean, that is so wildly outside the actual mainstream of America.
Joe Getty
A handful of problems.
Jack Armstrong
The mainstream media might think that's reasonable, but humans don't.
Joe Getty
How many apartment complexes need to be taken over by gangs before it's newsworthy, Martha?
Jack Armstrong
Right. Handful of problems. What an insane thing to say. But anyway, I turn again to the free press and, and this story is kind of the crystallization of the Democratic Party's problem. And if they can come to terms with this, take a deep breath and like I did when my arthritis was so bad, I realized I needed surgeries and it would hurt real bad and it would be expensive and I couldn't do stuff I liked for a real long time. But I had no choice. They have got to have surgery to remove the radical left from their party. Listen to this. Sarah McBride, quote, unquote, Delaware's Democratic representative and the first openly transgender member of Congress, did an interview with POLITICO's Dasha Burns earlier this month. In the interview, McBride very gently threw some of the extremist center party under the bus. Quote, the reality in today's environment is that your party ecosystem is defined not just by politicians or the party, but also by some of the loudest racist voices online that in the voters minds reflect and represent that broader coalition, meaning the movements being ruined by our radicals. She was murdered on Blue sky torn apart. Don't Even Google Sarah McBride Blue sky unless you want obscenities and threats and horrors. This is the first transgender member of Congress saying, yeah, the Democratic Party's been ruined by our radicals and the radicals wanted to rip keep his her throat.
Joe Getty
Out and Elon's gonna spend hundreds of millions to help J.D. vance get elected president in 2018.
Jack Armstrong
Hundreds of dollars might be enough and Getty.
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Jack Armstrong
It comes to security, they're willing to.
Joe Getty
Put people on the ground.
Jack Armstrong
We're willing to help them with things, especially probably if you talk about by air because there's nobody has the kind of stuff we have.
Joe Getty
So yeah, that was Trump yesterday making it clear no US boots on the ground, but we would help with our Air Force. But you know, obviously if we were.
Jack Armstrong
Attacking fences or something.
Joe Getty
Well, that's a good question.
Jack Armstrong
Michael Trump's fractured syntax it's syntax. It's always a little challenging to figure out what he actually means and sometimes.
Joe Getty
He does that on purpose or all politicians do that on purpose to leave things vague. But. And then, and then sometimes you fill in the blanks the way you want them filled in. But they didn't actually commit to that. Everybody does that in politics. But John Bolton said the other day, you know, we, if, if you got French and British troops on the ground and they start getting hammered by Russia, we're in it. I mean, even if we don't put U. S. Boots on the ground, we've got our air force coming to their defense, obviously, and so, and everything that goes from there. So a couple different things, I suppose we'll get into the longer conversation about this. Our current thinking. Well, my current thinking, I think our current thinking, starting with, I don't know, yesterday or a couple of days ago. Has anybody asked Putin if he has any interest in this? I feel like this is like an entirely one sided conversation.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, they, the Kremlin and Putin and Lavrov have given every signal that, no, I'm not meeting with Zelinsky, absolutely not.
Joe Getty
Well, here's a little more on that. Here's a report from cnn.
Jack Armstrong
Yesterday the Russian foreign minister came out and he said, look, the Russians are not against any sort of format per say whether it's bilateral or trilateral, but they also say that any sort of meeting would have to be well prepared and takes time to prepare. So so far the Russians have not confirmed whether or not Vladimir Putin is even up for a meeting with Volodymyr Zelensky and whether he has confirmed that, that such a meeting will actually take place.
Joe Getty
Of course, Trump does what a lot of salespeople do, the presumptive close thing where you just, you state something as if it's already been agreed upon and then hope that momentum or your embarrassment at saying, wait a second, I don't remember agreeing to that, or something will, will carry it forward, but it's not going to work in this case. Another quick report from cnn.
Jack Armstrong
Putin can't go just anywhere.
Joe Getty
There is a warrant out for his arrest by the international courts. That was from 2003 because of the Ukrainian war.
Jack Armstrong
So that's why he has ruled out almost all European countries.
Joe Getty
But there have been a number of countries that have been floated that it would include Switzerland, Hungary.
Jack Armstrong
But right now it doesn't appear as though Putin has firmly set a time which is obviously going to impact where exactly this is. I have been told that most of.
Joe Getty
The planning on the trilateral has been.
Jack Armstrong
Put on hold until they figure out that first meeting.
Joe Getty
Well, the Wall Street Journal is writing today that they think it's very unlikely that there is a Putin Zelinsky meeting with or without Trump ever.
Jack Armstrong
Right. I would agree.
Joe Getty
I'm starting to think this is gonna. Nothing is gonna come out of all of this. And then we're gonna be back here.
Jack Armstrong
Go ahead.
Joe Getty
Then we're going to be back to. Is Europe willing to go to war against Russia with Ukraine or not?
Jack Armstrong
So I don't remember if it was Prague or Romania because people have been throwing it around, but you want to hear how calculating and cloaked but mean Putin and the Kremlin are, they threw out a suggestion for, well, you know, if we did meet, how about this location? And it was, and I can't remember if it was Prague or Romania or whatever, but the very location where Ukraine agreed to give up its nuclear arms in return for the Brits and us, the United States, assuring their defense and their sovereignty.
Joe Getty
That's where Budapest comes from. So the famous Budapest. Right, the famous Budapest Agreement from 1994, which is horrifying in retrospect, where the world basically said, you bring, give up your nuclear weapons, Ukraine, we got your.
Jack Armstrong
Back paper right here.
Joe Getty
We'll sign the Budapest agreement, which obviously hasn't helped them much, as they've been invaded multiple times and now currently are at war with Russia, and nobody is really, really stepped up to help them.
Jack Armstrong
So why would they agree? Putin says, hey, why don't we go back to Budapest to sign another agreement with the West? Wow. You think that was an accident?
Joe Getty
Wow, okay, I see, I see what you're saying here. So he's saying to Ukraine, no agreement they make for you means anything. Yeah, and that's a reasonable point. I mean, it's not. It's not, not a reasonable point.
Jack Armstrong
Right. And he's practically saying, and I'm gonna attack you anyway. I attacked you over that. After that agreement, I'll attack you over the next one. After the next one, you want to sign three more, that's fine. Can I give you a hint what I'm going to do?
Joe Getty
So are you up on this story of this. All of the, the whole last two weeks originates from a miscommunication or a mistranslation? Are you up on that story? It doesn't. It hasn't. I've only heard it reported. So the, the, the London Telegraph, they talk about it regularly. And the London Telegraph done tremendous reporting on this whole war at the very beginning. When, when. At the very beginning, two weeks ago, when Witkoff went over and met in Russia with Lavrov, or did he meet with Putin directly, it doesn't make any difference. He either misheard, miswrote down, got mistranslated that Putin had agreed to security forces being in Ukraine.
Jack Armstrong
European forces.
Joe Getty
European forces, yeah. And he hadn't. And it was a miss. It was a mistake. But all of this. And. And so Witkoff came back and told Trump, yeah, Putin has agreed. He's okay with some, you know, security forces on the ground as part of the deal. And everything is emanated from that belief. That was a mistake from the very beginning. Have you heard that anywhere other. The Telegraph has talked about it, and then I heard it one other place over the weekend.
Jack Armstrong
That is bizarre and troubling and rings 100% True, I think, because I remember hearing that repeatedly and thinking, wait, no, he didn't. Putin wouldn't agree to that. And sure enough, he hasn't.
Joe Getty
Well, and it explains how Trump got so far out over his skis of, you know, let's meet, let's blah, blah, blah, because he thought Putin had already agreed to. I mean, if he's gonna agree to troops on the ground, then obviously he's on board with some peace here.
Jack Armstrong
And remember, Putin's the master manipulator. So I can actually. Another possibility contradicts myself, but another possibility was he might have said to Witkoff, you know what? There are circumstances where I could see that, yeah, it's certainly something we could talk about just to delay, just to obfuscate, just to confuse, just to cloud the waters.
Joe Getty
And Putin had, In the last 24 hours, one of the biggest attacks on Ukraine in the last month, Right? Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
And it's close to breakthroughs. You know, It'll cost another 50,000 men, but close to breakthroughs and some fairly significant sectors. So on he goes, you know, if the peace talks.
Joe Getty
Peace talks, are they even peace talks? Is that the right word? Term? But if the peace talks don't amount to anything, Trump's going to get hammered by the mainstream media. I don't. I don't think he should get hammered for trying to. What's the downside? But we're going to be back to square one. Is the world willing to help Ukraine push Russia out of there? Or does Ukraine need to say, we're never getting that land back? How do we stop this war?
Jack Armstrong
I feel like there's going to be one more big push. Europe will say, we're going to give you all the weapons you need. We're going to buy them from the United States. Because Trump is obsessed with getting good deals. He say, yeah, we're not giving them, we're selling them. This is going to support our great arms manufacturers. The US Is going to make a mint and they will sell them, quote, unquote, to the Europeans, Ukrainians. Those debts will be forgiven in future days, by the way. And Ukraine will make, with European arms, one more big push to push Russia back as far as they possibly can. That's. That's what I would guess.
Joe Getty
So do you think that this becomes evident? Putin's not interested in a ceasefire or peace in any way whatsoever? Does Trump think, well, I did what all I could and we just kind of go with status quo, or does he hit the sanctions and the arming Ukraine to a greater extent than we have in the past? That's what Mark Halpern thinks is going to happen.
Jack Armstrong
Right, Right. Yeah. I, like I said, I think it will go that way. I could see him washing his hands of it, saying, it's not our fight, it's not our problem, it's Europe's fight. If they want to buy arms, we'll sell them to them, but not with the kind of behind the scenes encouragement we're on your team aid that I think would make a difference. But he'll still sell them arms.
Joe Getty
Not an unreasonable conclusion to say, hey, Europe, you want to, you want to really fight Russia and push them out, go ahead.
Jack Armstrong
Right.
Joe Getty
We'll help you a little bit. You know, we'll say your stuff and maybe some intelligence or whatever. But, yeah, what an interesting situation for the world. Might makes right is just a fact. It's, it's, it's horrible. The only time. Well, no, might always makes right. Sometimes the good guys have the most might. So you get to kind of claim that might didn't make right. But the reason the world order exists the way it does now is not because we're more moral than China, it's because we've had more might than everybody else.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. That the might makes right. That sounds like a bit of a moral judgment, and I think that confuses people.
Joe Getty
Right.
Jack Armstrong
I, I prefer the ancient saying that strong countries do what they will, weak countries do what they must.
Joe Getty
Hmm. What an interesting situation.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Putin is not meeting with Zelensky. It's not happening.
Joe Getty
I don't think he has the slightest interest in stopping.
Jack Armstrong
Correct. Why not that all along? Why is it that somebody should ask me, why isn't that more evident to more people? I really don't know.
Joe Getty
When he got off that plane, I doubt he knew what happened to it.
Jack Armstrong
I don't know.
Joe Getty
Would you assume that he didn't know this until he landed and he looked out the window and saw the red carpet that that was going to happen. Nobody didn't know that was going to happen. So the plane lands, rolls up, he probably sees the red carpet and thinks, this is unbelievable. He walks across the red carpet. Trump waves him over into the beast. And he had to be thinking, this is really amazing the way they're treating me here. Whatever.
Jack Armstrong
Well, yeah, and Putin being Putin. I'm sure he was thinking, I wonder what cards they're gonna play. This is interesting.
Joe Getty
Why do you people think I'm willing to quit? Okay, I'll play along if you want.
Jack Armstrong
Cool flyover. Yeah, Cool planes. Wow. That was fun. Thanks for doing that.
Joe Getty
Yeah. There's another chapter eight to be written to this story. No doubt we will finish strong.
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Jack Armstrong
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Joe Getty
Children, they're so stupid. That's a little happy about getting. So they're, they're 3D printing violins. They couldn't afford violins for the school and they 3D print them, which was a really cheap way to make violins. Which is kind of interesting because I, I know some about what that's they're doing in the guitar world with stuff like that, with synthetic materials and stuff in a way that they never have in the past. You can make instruments that sound pretty decent for really, really, really cheap. And they also don't like, get ruined by weather. So at least the availability of instruments is becoming much, much, much, much, much easier.
Jack Armstrong
Right, right. And this gal took this on on her own. You know, we rail a lot about the state of American education, which is horrible, and Marxist indoctrination, blah, blah, blah. But this gal is a hero. She came across the idea of 3D printing from the Ottawa Symphony Orchestra and watched a bunch of stuff online, started tinkering, found some models online and just thought, hey, this is a chance to get our kids to be able to play in a very, very low income, rural Pennsylvania school district. Really cool. A nice story. Music is so good for kids and their brains. Oh, can't be beat.
Joe Getty
Yeah, My son's taking guitar lessons. I really hope he sticks with it, partially because I keep telling him, dude, chicks dig it. You, you play a song and sing. Chicks dig it, man.
Jack Armstrong
Even in this era of prefab, you know, computerized music. Yeah. If you can play something. Very impressive.
Joe Getty
Do you know who David Mamet is? He's a playwright. He did most famously Glengarry Glen Ross, which is maybe my, in my top five movies of all time, screenwriter.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I really like him.
Joe Getty
He's got a piece in the Free Press today. It's called Back when we Gave an F. And that's the actual word. Back when We Gave it F. And the sub headline is Profanity was once a useful weapon. Now it's a dull blade. Profanity has Lost its punch. I'll bet. I haven't read it, but I'll bet it's out of the Trump. And then now the Democratic Party thinking the way to fight back is to cuss. And it's just so okay, then it's meaningless.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Yeah. So jivy.
Joe Getty
And I guess the history of language would be the younger working class is going to have to invent some new words or sounds that are extra dirty that we don't think we should say.
Jack Armstrong
In public to shock us.
Joe Getty
To shock us. Because that has to exist in language.
Jack Armstrong
We did one of my favorite podcasts we've ever done. And so I'm sure some of you geniuses can figure out which one it is. Let us know and we'll. We'll repost it or something. But it was about the new nature of obscenity through the centuries and how back in the day in your village, people pooped and had sex, like, in front of each other. There's no privacy. There was no room. And so the obscenities that we use that reference sex or. Or poop or whatever, they were unknown. It was all religious references that were the obscenities of the day.
Joe Getty
Why'd you have to put those together? I'd much rather see my neighbors have sex than poop.
Jack Armstrong
You don't get a choice. Choice.
Joe Getty
You don't get a choice.
Jack Armstrong
And they do both wake up and. Well, you know.
Joe Getty
I suppose it depends on the neighbors. Them over there, not so much them over there. Sure. Absolutely.
Jack Armstrong
I find myself wandering by their hut semi frequently.
Joe Getty
Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Jack Armstrong
Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew to wrap up the show. There he is, our technical director, Michelangelo Michael.
Joe Getty
Final thought?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Today is National Radio Day, and I would say my radio career began when.
Joe Getty
I was five years old.
Jack Armstrong
I'd use my Tinker toys to build radio towers up to the ceiling, and I even put little lights up at the top to make sure the planes.
Joe Getty
Wouldn'T hit my tower.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. Sensible precaution there in your living room. Katie Green, our esteemed newswoman, has a final thought. Katie? Jack, warning for your son or for anybody else's whose kids are getting braces afterwards, wear your retainers or else your bottom teeth will look like mine fighting for a spot in their mouth.
Joe Getty
They get crooked again real fast. Yesterday at the doctor.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, it took a couple of years. They said all your time and money.
Joe Getty
Will be wasted if you don't keep wearing your retainer. I didn't know that I Jack final thought for us.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, we're going to talk about it.
Joe Getty
On National Radio Day. We are going to talk about radio some in the One More Thing podcast. Have some stories to tell. I'm sure Joe does too.
Jack Armstrong
I'm sure Katie does.
Joe Getty
That'll be entertaining. So that's the One More Thing podcast.
Jack Armstrong
My final thought, I was thinking about some of the things we discussed today, including the transgender congressperson who like dared to say, hey, maybe our radical left is hurting the party and got murdered for it. It's one of the best things about being a conservative. We disagree all the time. You don't have to stay to the specific party doctrine every single day. It's, it's cool.
Joe Getty
It's liberating Armstrong and Getty pooping and having sex in front of their neighbors and wrapping up another grueling four hour workday.
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Joe Getty
See you tomorrow. God bless. Bless America.
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Never seen anything like Eminem fans.
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Jack Armstrong
I had to look in the mirror.
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Episode: Children... They're So Stupid!
Date: August 20, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts
In this episode, Armstrong and Getty tackle a range of current events with their trademark irreverence, including political dysfunction, crime statistics controversies, party politics, and societal trends. The episode’s title emerges from a late discussion about young people and music education, but the core of the show is a deep (and frequently satirical) dive into the absurdities permeating American public life and media narratives.
“Is California over because of all its problems?” – Joe Getty (03:38)
“The fact that she literally seems to believe that as the attorney general... the laws don’t apply to you. That’s a heck of a thing to say out loud.” – Joe Getty (06:18)
“Is the primary problem that they're drunks? Or is it that they're a-holes?” – Jack Armstrong (08:24)
“The D.C. police released a simple guide to avoid carjackings... in a city the NYT says has a non-existent crime crisis.” – Jack Armstrong (13:26)
“I find myself packing pepper spray again. I feel more wary…” – Maureen Dowd, via Joe Getty (14:00)
“The Democratic Party is hemorrhaging voters and voters are stampeding to the Republican Party. Some sort of bloody stampede, apparently.” – Joe Getty (21:39)
“If [Democrats] can come to terms with this… they have got to have surgery to remove the radical left from their party.” – Jack Armstrong (23:06)
“Only a handful of apartment complexes? Do you hear yourself?” – Joe Getty (20:33)
“Trump’s fractured syntax is always a little challenging to figure out... he does that on purpose.” – Jack Armstrong (29:16)
“Putin is not meeting with Zelensky. It's not happening.” – Jack Armstrong (39:19)
“Strong countries do what they will, weak countries do what they must.” – Jack Armstrong (39:03)
“This gal is a hero... Music is so good for kids and their brains. Oh, can’t be beat.” – Jack Armstrong (45:52)
“Chicks dig it, man.” – Joe Getty (46:33)
“Back in the day... people pooped and had sex like, in front of each other... so the obscenities that we use that reference sex or poop or whatever, they were unknown.” – Jack Armstrong (47:52)
“That’s one of the best things about being a conservative. We disagree all the time.” – Jack Armstrong (50:03)
Armstrong and Getty deliver with biting satire, skepticism toward media narratives, and a willingness to lampoon both major political parties. They oscillate between serious critique, humor, and personal anecdotes, always maintaining a conversational and irreverent tone.
For listeners new and old, this episode offers a densely packed critique of American politics, social dysfunction, and media absurdity—with enough irreverence and real talk to keep the commentary grounded and entertaining.