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A
This is an iHeart podcast. This podcast is gonna have an awful lot of F bombs. Sorry about that. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty.
B
One more thing. What? I was not consulted. I do not approve.
A
Well, here's one thing I try to remember. We're 60 flippin years old and people our age drop F bombs like they're nothing. So I don't know. I know for some of you it's. It's a fairly coarse language. For some of you it is apparently not based on my being a human being in America currently since I hear it everywhere all the time. But this thing we're about to play, it's from Alabama football games. Apparently this is a tradition they have there. And every school has these sorts of traditions, right? With their chants and songs and everything like that. I find this particular. For whatever reason I found this amusing. I hope somebody else does too. Alabama has been the biggest deal in college football for like the last decade or so. And they play the song Dixieland Delight by the country group Alabama, which in the 80s was the biggest musical act in America. And it's a very popular song. And then they have.
B
I was a men without hats guy, but whatever.
A
Yeah, I gotta believe back in the day Alabama was making the men without hats would have been polishing the Alabama guitar players car for the kind of money they were making.
B
Solid gold bumper.
A
But so they. They shout various things during the in between the words and some of it is sexual and some of it is just taunting other teams that they play. So this is during one of the timeouts and I will fill in the words since it's a little hard to understand. Go ahead. So that's Auburn. They say fuck Auburn many times in chance as we go.
B
Still.
A
Here gets a little more graded on beer Roll Tide against the wall all night. That's the sex part, Doc. Auburn and LSU and Tenness and just the visual, if you could see the visual. We got a post that we got to post it at armstrong and getty.com that is the happiest group of 90,000 people you could possibly have. Does, Does. Do you ever. Do people ever get happier than in that moment there where they're talking about drinking beer, having sex and hating their rival colleges. What an interesting thing to bond over.
B
When I was at Cambridge studying Chaucer, we did not indulge in such vulgarize.
A
Hold her up tight against the wall. Almost a hundred thousand people chanting that and shaking their fists. I just. What is it? What? That has got to be as old as human Beings. Right. That sort of getting worked up, I think usually probably for battle. Throughout history, most of the time, when a village would get together and have various chants, you'd be getting yourself that kind of fired up to. I don't storm the castle or fight off the invaders or whatever it is.
B
But without the knowledge that your head might get stove in so you can really enjoy it.
A
Yeah. I know one of my favorite writers, Jonah Goldberg, often talks about how he is. He is bothered by that sort of thing. He's bothered by crowds in general. Enthusiastic crowds, he says, are really like the most dangerous thing we can have in society because people lose their minds.
B
And, you know, I see his point.
A
Yeah, absolutely. It's absolutely true. I guarantee you in that parking lot, there were Auburn dudes and Tennessee dudes beating the living crap out of each other over the kind of enthusiasm that is spurred by that sort of thing. I'm not denouncing it and I. It's all fun and I'm pro chanting all that sort of stuff. But in general, really whipped up crowds are not. We're not at our most intellectual.
B
Yeah. What was that book was. Did Craig Gotwell's recommended to us or. I can't remember. The. It's the old French scientist who wrote like the original analysis of crowds.
A
Yeah. I started reading that. It's really interesting.
B
Oh, it's. It's. The print is tiny and it's not even trying to be entertaining. I want some good Malcolm Gladwell pop science.
A
But please. But the point is, crowds can get all worked up about practically anything.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
And once you get that. That fever that was in that stadium right there that you were listening to, when you've got that fever, somebody can point to, like, practically anything as the villain right now, and you will enthusiastically kick it.
B
Yes. Yeah. I remember as a kid, an adolescent teenager, whenever it was, I first heard the expression the voice of reason against the howling mob.
A
Yeah.
B
And I found that very disturbing because I read a lot as a kid and revered the Founding Fathers and stuff like that. And, you know, I was a real big believer in the power of ideas. But then to be forced to reckon with. No. If there's an angry mob shouting incoherently for blood over some moronic point of view, the voice of reason doesn't stand a chance.
A
So you don't think somebody could have stood in the middle of that football field and said, auburn is a college much like this one. The socioeconomic background of the students, almost exactly the same here. And as a matter of fact, I Have a. I have the stats in front of me. A third of you applied for that college in addition to this one. You just happened to go here.
B
Demographically speaking, they and their student body are indistinguishable from you good people.
A
Right. And same with Tennessee, which is the truth.
B
Oh, sure.
A
Is that one of the greatest tricks that we've pulled off in Western civilization, that we funnel that human need through sports so we can get that out of particularly young men, that enthusiasm, feeling part of something, whatever, without the violence that. That goes along with it? Usually.
B
Well. And even in fandom, it usually doesn't turn into actual horror.
A
Very, very seldom. If your team wins a championship, usually that's about it. Or you beat your main rival. Sometimes that happens. You tear down the goalposts and flip over a bus or something.
B
Yeah, but you don't beat somebody to death, usually not generally. Not if it's so rare it makes the papers when it happens or somebody gets now, you know, featured on viral videos and Ken boned and doxed and the rest of it.
A
Maybe the way to look at it would be that it's amazing that you can get, and this happens in, you know, college and professional arenas all across the country weekly, but you can get 50 to 100,000 people that flipping worked up and plied with alcohol and almost never have any violence or disruption or anything like that.
B
We're a well behaved people sometimes, you know, sometimes too little, sometimes too much, I think in a lot of ways. But that's a, that's an essay question for another day. But yeah, it is amazing that it doesn't turn into mayhem more often. You know what is also interesting, an aspect of humans is like, for. For Most the last 30 years or so, the school where I went to University of Illinois, which has long been part of the Big Ten, has had a sometimes pretty good but mostly mediocre football program. And the University of Michigan, for instance, has had a sometimes mediocre but mostly excellent football program. And I remember running into Michigan fans who carried themselves as if was their doing, right?
A
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
And that is another interesting aspect of human psychology.
A
Yes, I'm familiar with that.
B
Like a electrical engineer student, you couldn't throw a football across this dinner table and, and much less tackle anybody, but you're, you're strutting around as if you're some sort of superior human because of the exploits of those fellers.
A
But yes, Michael.
B
Oh, no, just that image just made me laugh.
A
It is true. And we've all done it to a certain extent, I suppose feeling a little superior because the team that we root for is winning or one or like I had anything to do.
B
And as a freshman I had to learn the the fight song which has lyrics that sound as if they were written in like the 1920s because they were. And so it's not like this is some sort of Internet age phenomenon. No. You're going off in your beaver fur coat in your open car with your pennant and your best gal who is a flapper, you know to the game and singing the same damn song and acting more or less the same damn way.
A
Auburn and LSU and Tennessee too.
B
That's course it is course.
A
These are our future leaders. I weep for the country again.
B
When I was at Cambridge studying Chaucer, our chant was harass them. Harass them. Make them relinquish the ball. Sounds like fun.
A
Well, I guess that's it. This is an iHeart podcast.
Episode: Dixieland Delight!
Date: September 30, 2025
Host: Armstrong & Getty (A & B)
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts
This episode dives into the rowdy traditions of college football fandom, specifically focusing on the raucous singing of "Dixieland Delight" at University of Alabama games. Armstrong & Getty reflect on the social dynamics of big sports crowds, the psychological roots of tribal chants, and the surprising orderliness of these massive gatherings despite evident passions (and liberal use of F-bombs).
“Do people ever get happier than in that moment there where they're talking about drinking beer, having sex and hating their rival colleges? What an interesting thing to bond over.” —A ([02:42])
“That has got to be as old as human beings. That sort of getting worked up… most of the time… you'd be getting yourself fired up to… storm the castle or fight off the invaders.” —A ([03:13])
“Enthusiastic crowds … are really like the most dangerous thing we can have in society because people lose their minds.” —A ([03:38])
“If there's an angry mob shouting incoherently for blood over some moronic point of view, the voice of reason doesn't stand a chance.” —B ([05:18])
“Is that one of the greatest tricks that we've pulled off in Western civilization, that we funnel that human need through sports…” —A ([06:13])
“A [Michigan] electrical engineering student… you're strutting around as if you're some sort of superior human because of the exploits of those fellers.” —B ([08:20])
“You're going off in your beaver fur coat in your open car with your pennant and your best gal who is a flapper… and singing the same damn song and acting more or less the same damn way.” —B ([08:57])
On crowd euphoria and rivalry:
“The happiest group of 90,000 people you could possibly have… talking about drinking beer, having sex and hating their rival colleges.” —A ([02:42])
On crowd psychology’s dangers:
“Enthusiastic crowds, he says, are really like the most dangerous thing we can have in society.” —A ([03:38])
On reason versus the mob:
“The voice of reason against the howling mob… doesn't stand a chance.” —B ([05:18])
On the paradox of sports violence versus order:
“You can get 50 to 100,000 people that flipping worked up and plied with alcohol and almost never have any violence or disruption…” —A ([07:02])
On the illusion of vicarious achievement:
“You're strutting around as if you're some sort of superior human because of the exploits of those fellers.” —B ([08:20])
The episode is irreverent, self-aware, and peppered with sarcasm—very much Armstrong & Getty’s signature mix of humor and sociological curiosity. The language is casual, often coarse, with an undercurrent of skepticism about both modern and historical aspects of mass gatherings.
Armstrong & Getty use the “Dixieland Delight” tradition as a humorous lens on herd behavior, exploring how sports provide a release for tribal instincts that, in most contexts, would be downright dangerous. They balance appreciation of these rowdy spectacles with concern about the volatility of crowds—leaving listeners with an amusing, thought-provoking take on why Americans yell “F*** Auburn!” every fall weekend.