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Armstrong
What?
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Armstrong and Getty, one more thing.
Armstrong
You say bowl or bowl? Are you mounting my bowl?
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Bowl. B U L L Gotch.
Armstrong
Is it a male cow?
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That's it. It's the very beast I was referring to. Strong, like bull. Here is.
Armstrong
What are we doing today? Are we doing.
Getty
Oh, right. I'm sorry. Yeah, we're cleaning out the sound fridge.
Armstrong
Damn right. Sorry.
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Metal guy. Ironic that I would leave out metal guy, which we'll get to in a moment or two. Katie, how much setup does this need? This is.
Katie
You're hearing a cop as he's pulling up on the scene of a guy riding a bull.
Armstrong
43 headquarters. Is he drunk? Literally doesn't have a license for it.
Katie
He is literally on the back of a bull in a tractor supply parking lot.
Armstrong
Didn't use his blinker because at first.
Getty
You tug on the ear, it's. I was picturing like one of those phony mechanical bul.
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This is a bar or something. No, this guy is mounted up on.
Armstrong
A head of cattle in the tractor supply parking lot.
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Armstrong
43 headquarters. Go ahead. If I'm reading this right, is he riding like a. An actual real bull? That signal four? Yeah, he did.
Getty
Dude.
Armstrong
What? I'm out with the subject.
Guest
With his bull on in the tractor supp.
Armstrong
I have so many questions. What?
Getty
This is Gus.
Armstrong
This is. Gus is famous. Can I pet Gus? Absolutely. You can get on Gus if you want to.
Getty
Oh, dude.
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What in the world?
Armstrong
He rode Gus.
Katie
So at the end, he gets up on Gus and they took a picture of him with a thumbs up.
Armstrong
Awesome.
Getty
Yeah, fantastic.
Armstrong
I wonder why they were. They had Gus out of the trailer there at the tractor supply parking lot. Must be a reason.
Getty
He was all saddled up stiff. If he doesn't get to, you know, a walk now and again.
Armstrong
They had a saddle for Him?
Katie
Oh, yeah, he's all saddled up. Maybe guy just wrote it there. I don't know.
Armstrong
Okay.
Getty
Yeah, that's great. You know, it's funny. Well, let's. Let's play it again. Why not? Michael, give US clip number 11.
Armstrong
The shooter evidently raises chickens. And the conversation was about how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter. The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls. The shooter himself called 911. Arming yourself with a handgun when you're under the influence is not a good idea. There's never going to be a good.
Getty
Outcome with that, you know, very Armstrong and Getty story there. We all enjoyed it, but again, we were frustrated that, that at the lack of details. I mean, they got into a gunfight arguing about how many chickens or how many eggs a chicken could lay, but there's absolutely no information about who was claiming what, what was in dispute.
Armstrong
I feel like like many marital spats, there are underlying causes for the animosity that just revealed themselves in this minor disagreement.
Getty
Oh, that's very, very wise. Yes.
Armstrong
So this guy, they'd had simmering tensions for years, perhaps.
Getty
Well, except that he just met them that night.
Katie
Okay.
Armstrong
Well, for minutes.
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There were three guys who knew him and then the fourth guy who became enraged by the egg laying chicken disagreement and retrieved his gun and started squeezing off shots. Thank God nobody was hurt, but. So he's not only a drunk a hole, but he's a bad shot. Thank God.
Armstrong
But I just.
Getty
Again, very unsatisfying.
Armstrong
I've been around way too many drunken fights in my life. They. It's just. It's amazing how they can explode out of nowhere. I mean, I've been at house parties where two dudes are just talking and then like five seconds later they're fighting. I mean, it takes, especially when people are drunk, it takes so little for some people to fight.
Getty
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny, I was kind of like that as a younger guy, but at some point I aged out of it and just never got into fights. And guys would be like, come at me like that. And I'd be like, dude, I have no desire to fight you. This is, this is stupid. And for whatever reason, it worked.
Katie
Yeah, I saw them the. Oh, sorry, go ahead.
Armstrong
No, no, no, that's enough.
Katie
Well, I just, I saw them bartending all the time and it's amazing how they pop off so quickly and usually over nothing. But they're damn near impossible to stop, right?
Armstrong
Yes, they are. Well, that's because I've had friends like this. They show up kind of hoping that that's going to happen. I'm the opposite. I hope the rest of my life I'm never in any physical altercation. But I've had friends who show up at the bar sure hoping I mean that make their night. They got into a fight.
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Wow. Interesting.
Armstrong
I know.
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And and then this. This is Miss World Chile at the talent portion of the hotly contested who will represent Chile in the Miss World Pageant? This is Miss Mundo. What's her first name? Doesn't matter. Mademoiselle Mundo or Senorita. That is Miss World Chile doing the Cookie Monster metal singing thing. And here's the shocking punchline. That's her orgasm noise.
Armstrong
Oh God. So her talent portion was singing like this.
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Hey, I'm glad it was good for me too, baby.
Armstrong
Yeah, you're clearly possessed by the devil. So I think I'll just put on my pants and head on home.
Getty
Good luck with that whole demon possession thing.
Armstrong
It's.
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I feel for you. Call me. Seriously, call me. All right, that's enough of that. How does that sake make it stop?
Armstrong
We talked about this a little bit the other day with metal. It's the only genre of music I don't quite get. But how does that not just wreck your throat? I can do that for a little while, but then it's painful.
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You know, I've. I've only seen one band that live that really did that. And that was just once in a while. The guy would go into that. Okay. And for one thing, you get right up on the mic.
Armstrong
That helps. Yeah.
Getty
And so, you know, it's not nearly as loud as it sounds. But. I don't know, I. I asked my son about that. My. My son Declan, who has incredibly catholic tastes in music. It likes the metal, he says. It gets all the angst out of him. And he's into the. He goes to see Cookie Monster growley bands all the time and get it, Jack.
Katie
Even if she was hot, you wouldn't like metal.
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She's Miss freaking Chile, Please.
Armstrong
But what.
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She's a spicy little chili.
Armstrong
What's the question here? Like, I. I'm not going to start liking that kind of music.
Getty
Just out of the desire or something? No, no, Michael, it's not how it works. Although I did feign enjoyment of music that.
Armstrong
Oh, sure.
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It's just.
Armstrong
Well, yeah, I would do that. I wouldn't say. This is stupid and I think there's something wrong with you. That's not my cup of tea, maybe.
Getty
Right, Right. Hey, your chick rock is weird me out. Can we listen to some real music? Yeah.
Armstrong
It's not real music.
Getty
Not good. Oh, what was. I think what was.
Armstrong
It's funny.
Getty
I had this thought click in my head. Can't remember why.
Armstrong
Did you ever pretend to like a guy's music just because you're dating him? Katie.
Katie
No, no, no. I've actually gotten pretty lucky that I've dated men that like.
Armstrong
There you go.
Katie
My music.
Armstrong
God. I had a girlfriend once, many years ago, who liked Gladys. Do you still work here? Who liked. You gotta.
Getty
No, you gotta reminisce just a little more. She's. She's old.
Armstrong
I didn't give her time.
Getty
Takes her a minute to move to the harp.
Armstrong
She's gotta take off her gloves.
Getty
She gets cold.
Armstrong
So, Gladys. I had a girlfriend once, many years ago who really liked that Icelandic singer Bjork. Like, really liked her. And have you ever listened to much of her Deep Cuts? It is hard to listen to. It's just cat noises.
Getty
It's. It's art. You know, we're talking about art and commerce in popular music. She's not doing that because she's pandering to the masses.
Armstrong
No, no. But. But she. You know, she became pretty famous and made a lot of money. So there's enough people that like it, and I can accept that. That's like. I went to a concert one time with a different girlfriend who liked. It was like this Viking music. And they just had people up there and they're dressed in Viking costumes, and they had big drums, and it was just humda how I got a boom, boom, boom, boom. And the place. It was in San Francisco, place was packed full of people who liked this Viking music. And I just did not get it. I thought, what is it? I mean, people were on their feet with enthusiasm.
Katie
Yeah. Drew turns that on from time to time. And the side I give him, they're sharp. Why play this on your own time?
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We talked during the show about how young women, like 18 to 29 are voting almost entirely Democrat now. There's an enormous gap, and I can't remember the contest exactly, but I was gonna blame it on what I used to call affirmation rock. Listening to these songs that both of my daughters liked, it clicked in my head that. And this was, you know, granted, this is 10 to 20 years ago, but, like, all of their favorite songs were, like, vaguely. Look at Me, I'm Strong, I Can do it, I Can make it on my own. They were all, like, the same lyrical themes. Affirmation rock, like Hear Me Roar. That's the. The Katy Perry track. That's a great example.
Katie
The astronaut.
Getty
Yeah, astronaut Katy Perry. And. And I think. Does that have something to do with.
Armstrong
The moment we're in? I don't know. I'm going places and nobody can stop me.
Getty
Yeah, that's it. Like, all of it.
Armstrong
Are we ready for my thing? Was that clean? Are we done cleaning out the sound fridge or not?
Getty
Yeah, we're just cleaning out sound fridge.
Armstrong
This fits in perfectly with different people have different views of art. Because some people then that is, like, classic art. They don't like. This is from Family Guy. The setting doesn't matter. It's all of the family in Peter Griffin's family together getting into a discussion about a particular motion picture.
Guest
There's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for the Godfather.
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Did not care for the Godfather?
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How can you even say that?
Armstrong
Didn't like it.
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Peter, it's like the perfect movie.
Guest
This is what everyone always says whenever they say De Niro alpiti. I mean, you never see Robert Duvall. I know. Fine. Fine actor. Did not like the movie.
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What didn't you like about it?
Guest
It insists upon itself, Lois.
Armstrong
What?
Guest
It insists upon itself.
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What does that even mean?
Guest
It takes forever getting in. You know, you spend. You spend like six and a half hours, and then, you know, I can't even get through. I can't even finish a movie. I've never even seen the ending.
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Guest
How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?
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I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair.
Guest
I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs.
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I love that scene in every Animal. I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different lang. That's where I lose interest in Italian.
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I love the Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement.
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Whatever. I like that movie, too.
Armstrong
So the reason I wanted to play that is it's been in my head ever since I saw that, like a month ago. It insists upon itself.
Host
Yeah.
Armstrong
And I feel like I've read that in a critics column before about something. What a bullshit line that is. It insists upon itself.
Getty
That's great. Oh, my God. The pretension in. In art reviews, music reviews, movie reviews, book reviews. Just spectacular. That is hilarious. Seth McFarland.
Armstrong
Why Mike?
Getty
As is Seth. Seth Dylan of the Babylon Bee. Is there a Seth in. No, that's Trey Parker and Matt Stone. There's no Seth in South park, but I wish I'd been named Seth because it obviously helps make you. I like comedically, you know, beyond capable.
Armstrong
I like that line so much. If I'm ever in the same room with Seth McFarlane, somehow I'm going to say, did you write the line? It insists upon itself. Because that is my favorite thing of all the Family Guy stuff. It. What? It insists upon itself.
Getty
If you're in a room with him. No, see, you gotta. You gotta show you're his equal the way. Till some show comes up and you say, you know, Seth, I don't really dig that show. Really? Why? It insists upon itself.
Armstrong
And you have to say that level of confidence like it makes sense.
Katie
Oh, I love that.
Getty
Oh, I said it a million times. When I am king, critics will be the first up against the wall.
Katie
Well, anybody if you Google Family Guy put Family Guy vomit scene. It's a classic.
Getty
I know it's juvenile.
Host
It's.
Katie
It's very funny though. Well, I guess that's it.
Armstrong
How can you not like it? It's a classic, everybody. It insists upon it.
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Episode: Excuse Me, Do You Mind If I Mount Your Bull?
Date: November 11, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts
Main Hosts: Armstrong, Getty, Katie
This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand is a breezy, unscripted romp through oddball news stories, pop culture, and the quirks of human nature. The hosts riff on a bizarre story involving a man riding a bull in a tractor supply parking lot, debate chicken egg-onomics gone violent, muse on the mysteries of metal music (with a detour into Miss World Chile’s “Cookie Monster” metal routine), and unravel the pretentious lingo of art critics with help from Family Guy. The tone is irreverent, witty, and conversational.
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Playful, observational, irreverent, and decidedly anti-pretension. The hosts riff off each other’s stories with ease, peppering the episode with genuine curiosity, deep-voiced asides, and warmth—even when mocking critics or extreme metal growls.
If you’re looking for a mix of outrageous real-life stories, pop culture hot takes, and philosophical musings about art and taste—all filtered through the quick-witted banter of Armstrong, Getty, and Katie—this episode is a quintessential A&G experience. From absurd bull rides in parking lots to the incomprehensibility of metal vocals and the pomposity of art criticism, they cover it all with a shrug and a laugh: after all, sometimes life “just insists upon itself.”