Armstrong & Getty On Demand
Episode: "Foreigners Are Funny"
Air Date: October 6, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Overview
In this episode, Armstrong & Getty tackle topics ranging from foreign accents and the efficacy of language education in the U.S. to a preview of pivotal Supreme Court cases and the intersection of modern activism causes. The hosts blend humor and sharp commentary on cultural trends, legal controversies, and viral news stories, peppering the show with memorable moments and their trademark banter.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Foreign Accents, Language Learning, and Bilingualism (00:39–04:20)
- The episode opens with hosts playfully commenting on Melania Trump's accent and riffing on the humor (and challenges) of foreign speech.
- Jack Armstrong shares his skepticism about mandatory high school foreign language courses, highlighting the ineffectiveness of language retention among American students.
- "Almost everybody I know in my life who’s taken Spanish...knows almost none of it. We gotta give up on that idea." (01:24)
- Joe Getty suggests, if language education continues, it should start in early childhood when the "brain is plastic":
- "I've talked about how I studied German for years...could not...break through. It’s too hard as an adult." (02:24)
- The hosts debate the value of bilingualism, poking fun at the idea that knowing multiple languages is a sign of moral superiority in Europe versus the U.S.
2. Preview of Major Supreme Court Cases (04:20–08:51)
- The return of the Supreme Court’s "season" is used to discuss upcoming pivotal cases, including presidential powers and the autonomy of federal agencies:
- Tariffs and executive authority ("Does the President have the power to unilaterally regulate the economy?" – 05:12)
- Presidential power to fire top agency officials vs. long-standing legal traditions (referencing Humphrey's Executor decision).
- Debate over whether "fourth branch" entities like the Fed should be insulated from politics.
- "The Fed...was designed not that long ago...but then [the President] can't fire them. That doesn’t really make any constitutional sense." (07:18 – Jack Armstrong)
3. Transgender Rights Cases & Activism (08:51–12:16)
- The Supreme Court will consider whether states can ban transgender athletes from girls’ and women’s sports.
- Joe Getty is bluntly opinionated: “Do you mean boys in girls and women’s sports? Yes. You can ban males from girl sports? Yes, you can. Of course, you can. Anybody who thinks you can’t is a lunatic.” (08:51)
- They discuss counseling bans in Colorado, expressing alarm at laws prohibiting therapists from exploring gender identity alternatives.
- “It is one of the most egregious, horrifying free speech cases I’ve ever seen.” (09:17 – Joe Getty)
- The hosts anticipate the Court will mirror international trends and uphold bans on transgender athletes in women’s sports.
4. Modern Activism and “Omnicause” Critique (12:16–18:13)
- Armstrong & Getty critique the “omnicause” trend, where individual causes (body positivity, queer rights, Palestine solidarity, etc.) blend incoherently.
- Feature of Tess Tillman, body positivity activist, who blocks unsupportive family members and links overweight acceptance to international political issues.
- “I just think that you have to stand for something...and it’s not worth a check to compromise your integrity.” (16:13 – Tess Tillman)
- Hosts suggest this conflation of issues is symptomatic of contemporary activism, where being “for everything” can overshadow coherent advocacy.
- “How they convince soft heads...that this all makes sense and you’re a good person for advocating for the permanent omnicause...” (17:36 – Joe Getty)
5. Middle East Protests & Activist Contradictions (13:31–15:45)
- Amusement over “Queers for Palestine” and protesters waiving pride flags at pro-Palestinian rallies, despite Middle Eastern regimes’ anti-LGBTQ stances.
- Anecdote of a pro-Palestinian activist caught clueless about the “Trump peace plan.”
- “You're into the cause enough to spend your Saturday there, but you're unaware of the biggest story in the world, that is this whole peace plan?” (14:11 – Jack Armstrong)
6. Commentary on Conspiracy Theories: 9/11 and Tucker Carlson’s Documentary (21:00–28:49)
- Discussion of Tucker Carlson's five-part documentary series on 9/11, including speculation about CIA, Saudi, and Israeli involvement, and how conspiracy content can manipulate even skeptical viewers.
- “Those things scare me because you can feel yourself being pulled into a conspiracy.” (37:31 – Jack Armstrong)
- Attention given to Laura Loomer's attacks on Tucker Carlson and infighting among right-wing influencers, highlighting the fragmentation of the “MAGA crowd.”
- “She has been going after Tucker Carlson. She now calls him Tucker Katarlson...” (24:50 – Joe Getty)
7. The Rise and Fall of Rite Aid & Reflections on Capitalism (31:22–32:03)
- News of Rite Aid’s final closure prompts nostalgic and humorous reflection on the transience of American retail giants.
- “It’s the end of an era. An era in which there were Rite Aids.” (31:48 – Joe Getty)
8. Viral and Outrageous Stories: 15-Mask Man on a Plane (32:03–36:11)
- The hosts recap a bizarre incident involving a plane passenger wearing 15 masks, screaming about “gay people giving him cancer,” leading to a forced landing and his arrest.
- “At one point, the man even announced, Trump is here...then played Candy Crush between outbursts.” (33:26 – Joe Getty)
- The incident leads to a discussion of whether air travel genuinely has more “crazy” incidents or if they are just more visible in the news/social media age.
9. Final Thoughts & Wrap-up (36:42–38:49)
- Crew offers closing reflections—including nostalgia over Rite Aid and the lack of social media evidence for the 15-mask man.
- Armstrong warns about conspiracy documentaries' persuasive pull:
- “You can feel yourself being pulled into a conspiracy...It’s just weird how it affects your brain.” (37:31 – Jack Armstrong)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On language education:
"Almost everybody I know...who’s taken Spanish...knows almost none of it. We gotta give up on that idea."
— Jack Armstrong [01:24] -
On foreign language and Europe:
"Europeans are better people than us because they know more languages."
— Jack Armstrong [03:46] -
On political agency firings:
"You just kind of built an agency that the chief executive appoints the guy in charge, but then can't fire them. That doesn't really make any constitutional sense..."
— Jack Armstrong [07:18] -
On transgender sports bans:
"You can ban males from girl sports? Yes, you can. Of course you can. Anybody who thinks you can't is a lunatic."
— Joe Getty [08:51] -
On the “omnicause”:
"This needs to be really studied because this is a new phenomenon… in their mind somehow it makes sense to them to combine Hamas, trans, boys in sports, being overweight and hey, isn’t it cool?"
— Jack Armstrong [17:01] -
On activism going viral:
"I just think that you have to stand for something..."
— Tess Tillman [16:13] -
On conspiracy media:
"Those things scare me because you can feel yourself being pulled into a conspiracy."
— Jack Armstrong [37:31] -
On change in retail:
"It’s the end of an era. An era in which there were Rite aids."
— Joe Getty [31:48]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Foreigners and Language Learning: 00:39–04:20
- Supreme Court Preview: 04:20–08:51
- Transgender Rights & Activism: 08:51–18:13
- Protests & Contradictory Activism: 13:31–15:45
- Conspiracy Theories & Tucker Carlson: 21:00–28:49
- Rite Aid & Retail Nostalgia: 31:22–32:03
- 15-Mask Airplane Incident: 32:03–36:11
- Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up: 36:42–38:49
Tone & Style
The hosts deliver their takes in a sharp, irreverent style, frequently using biting humor and sarcasm to highlight perceived absurdities in modern culture, politics, and media. The episode is fast-paced, conversational, and balances critique with self-deprecating reminiscence.
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