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Joe Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now here, Armstrong get live from studio C, barely senor.
Jack Armstrong
A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound. And today, Friday, heading into the weekend, we're into the tutelage of our general.
Joe Getty
Manager, Leo the 14th, the new pope. Power to the people.
Jack Armstrong
USA. USA. We won. Out of luck. Italy, we win.
Joe Getty
Take that, South America, World Africa.
Jack Armstrong
Huh. Now we dominate everything. Bombs, popes, everything you can. Economy, aircraft carriers, anything you can lead in. We are now number one.
Joe Getty
And not just an American, but a Chicagoan that's a real American.
Jack Armstrong
Here's my question. We've been doing this show for 30 years.
Joe Getty
Good Lord.
Jack Armstrong
Which is a long time.
Joe Getty
Will we be punished for our sins? Is that your question?
Jack Armstrong
Now that we have an American Pope, I think we're in trouble.
Joe Getty
Who may have heard the show.
Jack Armstrong
I don't think we've ever been more out of step with a dominant news story ever. Do you have any idea why we just, just from the amount of coverage we talked about it leading up to yesterday, and then, then yesterday just I turned in over other radio shows. Outside of a sports show, I don't think anybody covered the Pope less than us. Do you have any idea why?
Joe Getty
What pope? There wasn't a Pope.
Jack Armstrong
Well, even when we landed yesterday, it had happened while we were on the air. We didn't go very big with it. I mean, even when it happened. So I mean, just, I mean, there's no getting around the fact we covered it less than I think any news outlet in America. Do you, do you have any idea why? I was just wondering. I'm surprised.
Joe Getty
Other than the things I've already said about it, I just. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't have any need to go with the herd. Perhaps to a fault, but I don't think so. I had nothing to Say.
Jack Armstrong
Maybe that's the why. I don't.
Joe Getty
I do. I do.
Jack Armstrong
I am. I, I'll bet I know more about the Catholic Church than any non Catholic listening. I have attended a Catholic Mass in every major cathedral in America, Louisiana, San Francisco, Chicago, New York, wherever. I did on my birthday, if you'll remember. I've read about the Popes. I know more about Vatican II in 1965. I mean, I know a lot about the Catholic Church, but I didn't think most people were that interested. So I kept most of that to myself. And I would guess based on the amount of coverage this has gotten, well, I still think maybe they're wrong. So I, I think maybe there's some interesting thing going on with the secularization of the country and this is like a, A wanting reaction or something. I don't know what it is.
Joe Getty
Now I'm interested. Yeah, that's. That it could be. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Because, I mean, statistics show we're less church going and less religious than we've ever been.
Joe Getty
Yeah. By the way, I consider myself an honorary Lutheran. But back to the, the topic. Yeah, I, that's an interesting theory. You know, and I'm not. You can talk about anything you want, as can I. It's worked beautifully for a long time. I would suggest that the very media you're talking about have no ratings and even worse, quote, unquote, ratings for trust and reliability. Everybody dislikes them and doesn't watch them. On the other hand, I'm more than happy to.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, well, I didn't not talk about it because I didn't think we should. I just, I honestly didn't think there was that many people that would be interested. But when FOX and MSNBC and News Nation and every radio show I turn on and all evening news dedicate like half their coverage to it, I think, am I missing something here? Is something going on? I just wonder if it's like a comfort food thing. People kind of miss that. That's what I'd like. Maybe it's the wishes. Being the father of my thoughts, I kind of would like it if it were people thinking, you know, that whole tradition, having something to believe in bigger than yourself, kind of like that as a kid. That's what I'd like to think.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Interesting theory. Could be something to that. I happen to watch some news coverage of the speculation and the attempts to interview the cardinals and them not being interviewed and going on and on. And I thought this is boring and stupid and just going through the motions. But, you know, if whatever, I don't know.
Jack Armstrong
I don't know. It's an outlier in our career, and I just wondered why, and I don't have an answer.
Joe Getty
Would you like to disclose the big secret?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I probably should.
Joe Getty
Just so you can Typhoid Mary possibly.
Jack Armstrong
Put up with listening to the show. I got diagnosed finally yesterday. I have whooping cough. Who gets whooping cough?
Joe Getty
The olden days.
Jack Armstrong
I said to my son, I got whooping cough. He said, do you have polio? What do you mean, you whooping cough? I got it down at the gold mine right after the ice cream social. I hope I didn't get it from Mary Lou. I mean, who has whooping cough?
Joe Getty
Well, pertussis. You know what? You know what's funny is. Oh, my gosh. Did you hear that whooping cough button? It's terrible. Well, I just.
Jack Armstrong
I will later. I want to make sure you hear my whooping.
Joe Getty
Oh, geez.
Jack Armstrong
You know, So a couple of nights ago. Yes, Katie.
Katie Green
Oh, no, I was just the. The phlegm and the.
Jack Armstrong
Oh. If you're close to me, the death rattle is quite amazing. But I was laying in bed the other day and I thought, like, my phone was making a noise or something or like my pillow was squeaking. I couldn't figure it out until I got diagnosed. It was my. It was my lungs doing this. Like, it was more like a Winnie. It should be called Winnie cough. It sounded like the Winnie of a pony. When I lay down in bed and.
Joe Getty
Breathe, you'd be, like, inoculated against that.
Jack Armstrong
That's funny. My mom texted me. I got you inoculated for that when you're a baby. That was 60 years ago. Must not have held up.
Joe Getty
I don't know. Or off.
Jack Armstrong
It wore off or something. Yeah.
Joe Getty
You know, it's funny, I was. My doctor was discussing with me various updates to shots I needed at this point in my life. And he did mention the DPT shot. Yeah, the doctor told me pertussis.
Jack Armstrong
And.
Joe Getty
And doctor said the other one, she should get.
Jack Armstrong
Get it renewed. Yeah, the. The D tap. I should get. I should have gotten it renewed before and I wouldn't have gotten whooping cough. Yes.
Joe Getty
Michael, just don't bring smallpox into the studio.
Jack Armstrong
Smallpox, Whooping cough. I get all your old timey diseases.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Tetanus. There you go. Diphtheria, tetanus and pertussis.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, my son just got that the other day. Because you get it when you're born and then you get another one when you're age, like 12 or 13. And apparently I need another one. Go get one if you haven't had one.
Joe Getty
Oh, there he goes.
Jack Armstrong
I'll tell you, I'll read about this later because there's some interesting stuff on this. It's not something you want and I might be. It's quite possible I'm only half to a third way through the whole process. I might have this for another newspaper.
Joe Getty
Column for a while.
Jack Armstrong
I might have this for another month or two.
Joe Getty
You can get all of our fascinating content in print. Well, AI could transcribe it. Oh.
Jack Armstrong
So I didn't sleep one minute last night. Not one day, because I'm on a new steroid thing. That's twice this week I've stayed up the entire night without a minute sleep. So if I go crazy.
Joe Getty
Fasten your seatbelts, everybody.
Jack Armstrong
Staff and audience, I'm willing to take instruction. If you say I'm really out of line, I will take your word for it because I'm like out of my mind tired. The self driving car really helped today. But I got onto AI last night. Did some chat GPT that you were talking about yesterday. Can't wait to talk about that.
Joe Getty
Oh yeah, it's amazing, isn't it?
Jack Armstrong
One thing about staying up all night long, the amount of research you can do is amazing. Got a lot of Pope stuff. I know you do too.
Joe Getty
Excellent. Well, he's dead to me.
Jack Armstrong
The Pope is dead to you?
Joe Getty
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. His. My affection for him was short lived indeed.
Jack Armstrong
Does that fit in with the opening clip the robots?
Joe Getty
Oh yeah, it does, huh? Maybe we ought to just get to it.
Jack Armstrong
I'm Jack Armstrong, he's Joe Getty on this. It is Friday, May 9, the year 2025. We are Armstrong and Getty. We have whooping cough and we approve of this program.
Joe Getty
So called Pope. Anyway, let's start the show officially now according to FCC rules and regulations. Here we go at Mark.
Katie Green
Clear up the thing about the Cubs and White Sox.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, he was never ever a Cubs fan, so I don't know where that came from. He was always a Sox fan. Our mother was a Cubs fan. I don't know, maybe that clued in there. And our dad was a Cardinals fan, so I don't know where that all came from. Our mom's family was from north side, so that's why they were Cubs fans. But he rooted for the whites. That's right. His mother was a mother.
Joe Getty
His father was a cardinal. That's odd. Yes, a divided family. Mixed race if you will. As a Chicagoan, lifelong Cubbies fan, I have nothing more to say about this sick, sick individual.
Jack Armstrong
My favorite part of this story is that whoever ABC or whoever decided to jump the gun and claim he was a Cubs fan and have that run around the world for an hour before it got corrected by everybody who's ever known him, who's sitting right talking. He's like the biggest White Sox fan in the world.
Joe Getty
So nice job the trust and regard people have for the mainstream media.
Jack Armstrong
Right, so you're going to cover this story for 19 hours a week, but then just run with crap that's not true.
Joe Getty
Shout out to my brother in law, Hank, by the way, lifelong Sox fan, the hell of a good guy. So yeah, this guy's interesting background and the rest of it and everybody's kind of guessing about what doctrines he might take based on the name he's chosen, blah, blah, blah. But it's another speculation a thon.
Jack Armstrong
Well, I talked about it a week or so ago. It was actually right after Francis died that I was reading a couple articles in National Review by a couple of their Catholic writers, founded by William F. Bubley, one of the biggest Catholics in America. The whole perception of the mainstream media that Francis was some liberal, gay marriage loving guy, pro abortion or something was so wrong. I mean, was absolutely 100%. So the. He'll be like Francis in a very liberal. Okay, well, Francis wasn't as liberal as y' all claimed at all. He was hardcore. No gay marriage, no women in the church, abortion. Absolutely wrong. He didn't budge on any of that stuff. So all of that was misinterpreted by our mainstream media because they just love the idea of it. And I think they're doing some of the same thing with this guy.
Joe Getty
Right, right. They're bad at their jobs and they lie. One more reason to tune in ABC News Tonight with David Muir.
Jack Armstrong
But he's got great air, his jaw is perfectly square, and he's got guns to die for.
Joe Getty
Oh, is that right, David Muir? Oh, I thought you meant the new Pope.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, Pope.
Joe Getty
Sorry, Pope, Sweetie.
Jack Armstrong
I got whooping cough and I could push the Pope over.
Joe Getty
Sorry, I got distracted thinking about the new Pope. Anyway, so we congratulate him on his Popedom and we wish him nothing but the best.
Jack Armstrong
Got a number of interesting things. Like I said, if you stay up all night long, you can do a lot of research. We got Katie's headlines on the way. We got Mailbag Trump. Some news broke in the New York Post yesterday that he might call off the China tariff thing, like in a couple of days.
Joe Getty
Yeah, he's backpedaling pretty hard, which may have been the plan all along. I'm not criticizing, but that's it's unmistakable what's happening.
Jack Armstrong
That's interesting. That's huge. Anyway, a lot of stuff on the way. Hope you can stay here.
Joe Getty
Armstrong and Getty.
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Jack Armstrong
Let me jump in with the most interesting headline I've seen before Katie gets to hers. This is from Mark Halpern to me. He is the most trusted political news reporter in America. He's right more often and less partisan than anybody I read or follow. And many examples to prove that his.
Joe Getty
Headlines are those of the traditional reporter. He's a seeker of truth. I love him.
Jack Armstrong
His headline yesterday. Tweeted it out yesterday afternoon and then I'll get into the details later. The headline is the Biden family is broke. That's his what his sources say what I know. That's why they're on the View. That's why they're doing all this stuff. They are broken. More details to come.
Joe Getty
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
I know.
Joe Getty
Boggling. What a tantalizing clue. Also, was there a highly cynical reason for selecting the new Chicago pope? Stay with us is right. Let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story with Katie Green. Katie?
Katie Green
Well, because it's all everybody's talking about. NBC Catholic Americans rejoice for Pope Leo.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. It's also interesting trad caths as they call them, traditional Catholics are bigger in America than anywhere else in the world. Like bringing back Latin Mass and all that sort of stuff. More the traditional Catholic Church. I don't know if that's gonna fit in with the new pope or not.
Joe Getty
That is interesting. Although the highly, you know, joyous celebrations of American Catholics which Katie is referring to, what do highly joyous people do at churches? Often they donate a lot. That is more than one person has suggested. The Catholic Church, which like the Biden family has some serious financial challenges, may have been thinking in terms of the the cash box.
Jack Armstrong
Cynical view or realistic from the New York Post.
Katie Green
Chaos breaks out as anti Israel activists erected tents at Brooklyn College in New York City. 80 arrested.
Jack Armstrong
Gotta charge these people with something, though. If it's just I got arrested and I can brag about it and I'm at the bar that night to tell people it doesn't do any good.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Here's the Getty Doctrine. If people break the law, punish them for it. If I can repeat that, if you'd like to jot it down.
Katie Green
From ABC, Trump says 80% tariffs on.
Joe Getty
China seem right and more pre negotiation posturing. Fine.
Katie Green
From the Financial Times, Chinese companies are offering origin washing services to avoid Trump's tariffs.
Joe Getty
Origin washing?
Jack Armstrong
Figure out a way to make it look like it came from somewhere other than China.
Katie Green
Yeah, they're doing export forwarding services to Vietnam and Thailand to get around.
Jack Armstrong
That's the way all getting around sanctions work.
Joe Getty
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Katie Green
From Breitbart.com New York PD reports members of migrant quote, Little Devils gang arrested 240 times. These are the little kids being groomed to be trend aragua. And those 240 arrests were divided amongst 37 people.
Joe Getty
Wow. Wow. What have we imported? Speaking of Biden, the worst. President Trump was probably right. He's definitely in your bottom three or four of all time.
Katie Green
From Yahoo News, Chinese tech company exploring how I can translate pet sounds into words.
Jack Armstrong
Right now, AI is getting into the pet psychic business.
Katie Green
This one also from the New York Post. Metallica rocked Virginia Tech concert so hard it registered as a small earthquake.
Jack Armstrong
There you go. That's a way to rock.
Katie Green
Study finds just 39 of Americans would donate an organ for a loved one.
Jack Armstrong
What?
Joe Getty
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
Well, which organ is it? My heart. I need it.
Joe Getty
Any organ. Never used it that I've seen.
Katie Green
And finally, the Babylon B Eagle firing AR15 emerges from Vatican indicating an American pope has been selected.
Jack Armstrong
Yes.
Joe Getty
America.
Katie Green
Did you guys see on NBC when they cut to the live shot, when the white smoke came out, there was just a seagull standing there looking around.
Jack Armstrong
Why is everybody looking at me?
Joe Getty
This is weird.
Jack Armstrong
It's making me uncomfortable.
Joe Getty
What are you looking at?
Jack Armstrong
Never seen a seagull before. Good Lord.
Joe Getty
So again, speaking of the Biden family, more and more evidence of how the green energy scam worked coming out. And it is galling.
Jack Armstrong
Well, I gotta hit you with the details on them being broke. It's, it's, it's really something.
Joe Getty
Armstrong and Getty.
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Jack Armstrong
The Biden family's broke, according to Mark Halpern's reporting. Will have details on that. There's not a lot, but it's. That's a dang interesting story. We'll have that in just a moment. And then also the New York Post broke this yesterday with an exclusive on they had a source in the White House. They claim that Trump's really ready to backpedal on the Chinese tariffs. We'll have the details on that in just a moment.
Joe Getty
Also, yeah, some of the signals coming out of the White House sure sound like that. All right, fabulous. But first, it's the Friday tradition. Let's take a fun look back at the week that was. It's cow eclipse of the week. I'm in contrast to your contrast. We like that.
Jack Armstrong
It's hot. I'll say this as well.
Joe Getty
You can have that for us.
Katie Green
Is it okay in the short term.
Joe Getty
To have a recession? Yes, everything's okay. I don't think a beautiful baby girl needs that's 11 years old, needs to have 30 dolls. How do you lead the world without having the best infrastructure in the world? How do you lead the world without having the best health care in the world? He wasn't hiding somewhere. I didn't have him, you know, sequestered in some place. Where's she hat? You know, Canada loves us and we love Canada. But we'll see. I mean, over time we'll see what happens. Having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign. It's not for sale. Won't be for sale ever. Annuncia vobis gaudium manum ab because he's a Cubs fan, he is well acquainted with suffering.
Katie Green
At least 100 flights have been canceled today.
Jack Armstrong
I just got told that the approach.
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Lost all the radars.
Joe Getty
Three of their four radar screens went.
Jack Armstrong
Black and it's because of Trump and Doge. If there's any place where Trump chaos can really cause loss of life, it's.
Joe Getty
At the FAA Alcatraz. It sort of represents something that's both horrible and beautiful and strong and miserable.
Katie Green
Weak crew is called los Diablos de 42.
Joe Getty
It's basically the minor league gang for trend.
Jack Armstrong
Aragua.
Joe Getty
This is made up of kids. Meanwhile, a large crowd of protesters gathered outside near the campus where they clashed with New York City.
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Palestine will live forever.
Jack Armstrong
This latest mishap occurring when the pilot of an FA18 Super Hornet was attempting.
Joe Getty
A nighttime tailhook landing.
Jack Armstrong
But the jet ended up falling off the end of the flight deck instead. After six decades leading Berkshire Hathaway, Warren Buffett said he will step down as CEO.
Joe Getty
His lawyers are aiming to convince the jury the government is trying to police consensual sex by a swinger who they say invited others into his bedroom. You've got 32 million followers, so you're one of the most followed people. See? Wait now, look right now, you're not gonna take inches off my bro.
Jack Armstrong
I thought you're talking about the five hole.
Joe Getty
No. What? They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. Oh, boy. Wow. That's. What a week it's been. No wonder I'm tired. Chuck Schumer may be one of the most cynical human beings who's ever lived on earth, blaming the air traffic control problems on Trump and Doge after he's resisted. He's opposed every meaningful reform to the air traffic control system over the last couple of decades.
Jack Armstrong
You pretty much have to be to be a career politician. I don't think it's possible to be a career politician without being a cynical, cynical bastard who lies regularly. I don't think you can do it.
Joe Getty
I would agree. You often say, how do these people sleep? I wonder if Chuck, in Chuck Schumer's mind, he's like, he's like, I don't know, what's a good example? Maybe a soldier. He's there to win a battle. He's not there. In contrast to some of our nation building projects of late, to build buildings or to put out fires or to put bread on the shelves or any of a thousand other purposes. He is there to. To kill people, break stuff and win battles and let other people worry about that other stuff. I wonder if that's how he sees himself.
Jack Armstrong
So here's. Here's the biggest story come across today, I think. I don't know how consequential it is, but so what in the hell we're going to play? Hour two will play some more clips of Joe Biden and Joe Biden on the View. What the hell are they doing? Nobody can figure out how they're so wrong, thinking they're going out there making their lives better. Desperation makes you do crazy things. And that's what Mark Halpern is reporting, starting Yesterday afternoon he said a source very familiar with the Bidens, and he wouldn't say this if it weren't true that Biden Inc. The family business that generated millions of dollars in revenue to support their lifestyle, has dried up. The trough is empty, the spigot is turned off. Biden Inc. Needs a source of revenue. Joe's earning power is not sufficient. Hunter does not have earning capacity anymore. And it's all about. So they claim they're going to write a book. They're trying to get some. They're trying to show that he's got the chops for speaking engagements because currently he's getting offered none.
Joe Getty
Oh, boy, oh boy.
Jack Armstrong
It's like we're talking about yesterday, you were talking about a rock star, but just the idea of like you're what you're doing, you're wealthy, but you craft a lifestyle that's too rich even for you. When you're wealthy and you can't sustain it. And some rich people do that. I mean, like you could live within your means as the Biden family and not have quite as many oceanside houses and everything else, and you probably had plenty of money. But they just, they crafted a lifestyle that required a great deal of revenue and he no longer gets any.
Joe Getty
Boy, I hear all the financial planners in the audience all thinking the same thing, which is how given their revenue stream for as long as it lasted, how did they not have $20 million stashed away in the bank? Just a nice mutual funds or something like that, Just index funds.
Jack Armstrong
I think they lived. I mean the entire extended family. That's a lot of people.
Joe Getty
Yeah, you got like posse. They're like a, you know, a rapper or an NFL wide receiver.
Jack Armstrong
I mean, you got 25 people and some ex wives in there and everything. And you can go through a lot of money, Jill.
Joe Getty
Like name brands.
Jack Armstrong
Jill likes name brands, huh?
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Coach Purses don't buy themselves, do they?
Joe Getty
Michael, that's amazing.
Jack Armstrong
I think it's awesome. If you're going to be a grifter and run a crime family business and get away with it, going broke publicly is like the best penalty. And we can't nail you criminally. Going broke publicly is the next best thing.
Joe Getty
Well, I'm practically a grifter. Look what I do for a living and I save my money anyway. Good. Good for those crooks.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, speaking of which, that's unbelievable.
Joe Getty
You know what? Now, now what? Might be a perfect time to hit you with this or do we have time? Yeah, why not? Let me scan over and Find it. There it is. So the Trump Department of Energy just canceled a four and a half million dollar contract the Biden administration had awarded to this allegedly native firm. Four and a half million dollars to create a new logo for the Department of Energy, highlighting the transition to green energy, and to design a website for them. Four and a half million dollars, folks to design a logo which you could do with AI in the next 10 minutes. And it would be really, really good. For free. Right. And to develop a website. Well, that was signed in March of 23. However, the project fell behind schedule, and by late 24, the firm had only delivered a logo and failed to make progress on the website redesign. Having been paid $2.3 million, the American taxpayer got nothing but a logo we could have made for free with AI for $2.3 million. That is how the scam works. There's another example, too.
Jack Armstrong
Hunter's going to be like, at a tourist place painting pictures of people with the big head and the dune buggy. He's going to be doing that.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
And. And Joe is going to be, I'll sniff your daughter's hair for cash or something. I don't know.
Joe Getty
I'll refrain from sniffing your daughter's hair for cash. More like another great example of the same scam.
Jack Armstrong
And Jill will take a look at that mole since she's a doctor.
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Jack Armstrong
A medical professional just texted me that she has seen adults break their ribs with whooping cough from coughing. So yes I can.
Joe Getty
And it's see that the number of cases is exploding around the country too. I just came across that information. Is it us?
Jack Armstrong
Is it us immigrants?
Joe Getty
Yes it is Unclean people like yourself. No, we'll get more into that, but I wanted to pay this off. Department of labor and the Department of Government efficiency just cut 25 diversity equity inclusion grants, saving eight and a half million dollars that would have been spent on fostering inclusive environments for gender expansive people and other that's in quotes and other WOKE initiatives. A lot of it has to do with the Department of Energy underrepresented this, that and the other. It is SIMP spraying cash on supporters in the name of utterly amorphous bull ass. And I wish I could use the word including Equity Summits to foster inclusive inclusive working environments for gender expansive people. Pre apprenticeship program Non traditional job training for non binary individuals in the Gulf coast region. Good Lord. The list goes on and on. It's enough to make you go nuts and march in the streets. But we don't because we have jobs. That's the disadvantage conservatives have.
Jack Armstrong
Joe and Jill are going to be in some sort of assisted living that they can barely afford. Maybe taxpayer supported. Not even getting name brand jello just sitting there.
Joe Getty
Wow. Generic jello. Mighty fallen.
Jack Armstrong
I'd say we've got Mailbag on the way.
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Jack Armstrong
We got a lot of stuff to get to on a Friday so we haven't even really talked about the Pope yet. There's some interesting stuff about the Pope that I learned yesterday.
Joe Getty
The new Pope. We will profile him and talk about the Biden. I'm still sharp and y' all give me money tour so stay with us. Here's your freedom loving quote of the day. It is in a way. It's also just a well aimed shot from the great Thomas sowell And so I'm going with it. You don't like it, sue me. And I quote, there have always been ignorant people, but they haven't always had college degrees to make them unaware of their ignorance. Some people imagine that they are well informed because they have memorized a whole galaxy of trendy dogmas and fashionable attitudes.
Jack Armstrong
Got a lot of that going on.
Joe Getty
Yeah. They memorize the Marxist tripe their professors feed them and imagine they're educated, quote unquote. Mailbag. Drop us a note, would you? Mailbagarmstrongegetti.com Keep it as short as you can. Continuing on with our four days of Cliff. Cliff, who wrote a multi part email the other day. I forgot. Day 2 of Four Days with Cliff yesterday. So we're already a day behind.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. Sorry, Cliff.
Joe Getty
Oh my gosh. Anyway, yes, sorry, I hate to repeat myself, he says, but please stop calling the Wall Street Journal a conservative news source. You keep making that claim despite all the evidence to the contrary. All contraire, Cliff. Multi day Cliff. We pointed out many times that their editorial board is quite conservative, but their reporters, and this is the reason I'm reading this, are skewing further and further left because as the years go by, they're replacing the old hands with the products of America's journalism schools who are, I mean, to a horrific extent, way left. Yeah, I gotta believe it's a challenge for the editors to rein them in.
Jack Armstrong
There's also a law, an axiom that, that our friend Tim Sandifer said one time on the air that I always remember. Any organization that's not specifically devoted conservatism will drift left over time. And I think that seems to be true for whatever reason.
Joe Getty
What's the nickel explanation for that?
Jack Armstrong
I don't know, but it just seems to be true.
Joe Getty
Collectivism benefits them as a bureaucracy. I don't know. That's a fascinating thought. Cliff goes on. Yes, they're better than the WaPo and New York Times, but that's like saying Kamala's smarter than a beaver. Definitely unfair to beavers. What a powerful metaphor. Thank you. Cami, baby. Here's a note from Steve on the new American Pope. My first reaction is, since the Catholic Church is so far in the red, the new Pope was chosen from America in order to get the Americans to donate more money.
Jack Armstrong
I'm not that cynical. You could be right, but I just. I'm not that cynical about it.
Joe Getty
Realism is not cynicism, my lady. Although I tell you what, I'm. I'm. I'm running a rock and Roll band. And we need a new singer and you got two guys who just sing like birds. They're. They're fabulous. They're a combination of Elvis and Robert Plant. But one's really good looking. Maybe that's the situation with the Pope.
Jack Armstrong
Could be. But. And we'll play Play this later. But the number of people throughout his life who knew him in school or, you know, in seminary or whatever said he's gonna be Pope someday. He's just one of those guys.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Oh, interesting. Plunging and PA plunging on. Here's a note from psy guys mentioned maybe someday these spoiled college crybabies will finally get it. They don't live in the real world, so no. They don't pay a mortgage or rent because they live in mommy's spare bedroom. No car loan, no insurance premiums, no utility bills, no food bills, no gasoline bills, no healthcare premiums, no maintenance costs. I could go on forever. They never encounter life outside a safe room on an insulated college camp. With the exception of maybe riding a bus to a protest. They are perpetual children and totally oblivious to the concept of reality. But is it their fault or their wussy parents who enable the whole GDS show? Well, that's, that's a couple of great questions. I I the real world has a way of batting last. Sigh. Reality tends to slap you until you come round in a lot of cases. Not in all cases. We all know people generally of the far left who are utterly divorced from reality and completely confident in their judgments.
Jack Armstrong
My 13 year old tried that out yesterday. We were having a little discussion about screen time and why is a good idea or a bad idea for your future. And that sort of thing got into, you know, what are you going to do when you're older? He said, I'll just live with you. I said, no, you're not. I said, maybe if you're paying rent, but you'll still need to have a job. And so that was a, it was eye opening for him.
Joe Getty
Great note from JT and Livermore about the Bidens and what they're attempting right now by their rehabilitation tour. Gonna save that for when we play you some great audio next hour. Got this. I thought it was interesting from Pat. Gentleman, and I use that term loosely, Greetings from afar. There I was, somewhere near the Aden Ada, excuse my pronunciation, International Airport in beautiful Mogadishu, Somalia, minding my own business and listening to Ang discuss Afghanistan's good economic times, specifically the fact that the Taliban is raking in billions of dollars selling American armaments to Terrorist groups. We were discussing yesterday left behind by which president was it? Senile mummy. Oh, yeah. Joe Biden.
Jack Armstrong
My word is a Biden, Right?
Joe Getty
Exactly. Anyway, so there is our friend Pat by the airport in beautiful Mogadishu listening to you guys discussing this. Shortly afterward, I see an Mi24 helicopter as seen in red dawn flying overhead. Even attached to video. Wow. Purchased recently by some group of some bent or another. Please keep up the good work and never retire, even if Jack is on his db. And now it's time for me to get back to work, guys. For it is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day.
Jack Armstrong
That's absolutely right.
Joe Getty
Yeah. And he says, P.S. please don't hesitate to reach out if you ever want to use my timeshare in Kabul. I'm busy that weekend, Pat, but thank you.
Jack Armstrong
Our global reach and power is startling.
Joe Getty
Nobody's more surprised than us. What was I going to say? Well, that'll do for now.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, so we'll get to a little Joe Biden on the View with his wife making up all kinds of crap about how they would win and she didn't hide him and all that. We've got some information on the new pulp that I think is pretty damned interesting.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Also reading the tea leaves of Trump's trade negotiations, as Jack has put it many times. Sir, this. This will be the only story in America if our economy goes curblooey, which.
Jack Armstrong
Is gonna hit in just a few days, but looks like he's gonna dodge the bullet. And I'm gonna tell you about whooping cough, what I learned yesterday, because you don't wanna get it. And it's out there, so it's probably worth knowing something about. Cause this is a miserable freaking disease.
Joe Getty
Deadly illness, spreading in 2025, surpassing 9, 000 cases. It has doubled since last year.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, but it only lasts two or three months if you catch it. So we got a lot on the way. If you miss a segment or an hour, get the podcast. You look for Armstrong and Getty on demand. If you subscribe, you automatically get the feed. It's pretty.
Joe Getty
Wow, that sounds like a really good idea. Armstrong and Gettysburg.
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Episode: Generic Jello
Release Date: May 9, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts
The episode begins with host Joe Getty and co-host Jack Armstrong broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center. The hosts set a humorous and satirical tone, referencing their own communication compound and introducing "Leo the 14th" as the new American Pope.
[02:01] Jack Armstrong:
Jack raises a critical observation about their show's lackluster coverage of the newly appointed American Pope, questioning why mainstream media outlets seemingly overlooked this significant event. He states, "I don't think we've ever been more out of step with a dominant news story ever."
[03:01] Joe Getty:
Joe counters by expressing uncertainty, suggesting their traditional approach may lack the sensationalism that mainstream media thrives on. "I just don't have any need to go with the herd," he remarks.
[04:17] Jack Armstrong:
Jack hypothesizes that the minimal coverage might be due to the country's increasing secularization. "Statistics show we're less church going and less religious than we've ever been," he muses, indicating a possible shift in public interest away from religious affairs.
[10:11] Joe Getty:
Joe sarcastically praises the mainstream media's trustworthiness, highlighting their tendency to disseminate inaccurate information. "Shout out to my brother-in-law, Hank, by the way, lifelong Sox fan, the hell of a good guy," he adds, mocking media inaccuracies about the Pope's personal affiliations.
[17:45] Katie Green:
Katie introduces the Vatican's selection of an American Pope, questioning the motives behind this choice. "My first reaction is, since the Catholic Church is so far in the red, the new Pope was chosen from America in order to get the Americans to donate more money."
[06:08] Joe Getty:
Joe lightens the conversation by teasing Jack about his recent diagnosis. "Just so you can Typhoid Mary possibly," he jokes.
[06:12] Jack Armstrong:
Jack shares his experience with whooping cough, describing his symptoms vividly: "It sounded like the Winnie of a pony," referring to the distinctive sound of his cough.
[07:36] Joe Getty:
Joe emphasizes the importance of vaccination, mentioning the DPT shot and its role in preventing pertussis. "You get it when you're born and then you get another one when you're age, like 12 or 13."
[29:05] Joe Getty:
Joe reveals a spike in whooping cough cases nationwide, stating, "Deadly illness, spreading in 2025, surpassing 9,000 cases."
[13:47] Jack Armstrong:
Jack cites Mark Halpern's provocative headline: "The Biden family is broke. That's his what his sources say what I know." He suggests this financial strain necessitates new revenue streams for the family.
[23:16] Jack Armstrong:
Expanding on the topic, Jack discusses the unsustainable lifestyle of the Biden family, questioning how they managed their finances without significant savings. "They just crafted a lifestyle that required a great deal of revenue and he no longer gets any."
[24:18] Joe Getty:
Joe sarcastically points out the mismanagement by Conservative standards, "How did they not have $20 million stashed away in the bank?"
[26:01] Joe Getty:
Joe criticizes the Biden administration's fiscal decisions, highlighting a canceled $4.5 million contract by the Department of Energy. He mocks the inefficiency: "They could have made it with AI in the next 10 minutes."
[14:29] Katie Green:
Katie reports on Trump's potential backpedaling on the 80% tariffs imposed on China, suggesting a strategic retreat. "Trump seems ready to backpedal on the Chinese tariffs."
[16:00] Jack Armstrong:
Jack explains the concept of "origin washing," where Chinese companies reroute exports through countries like Vietnam and Thailand to circumvent tariffs. "They're doing export forwarding services to Vietnam and Thailand to get around."
[26:01] Joe Getty:
Joe further criticizes previous administration policies, linking them to current inefficiencies and scandals.
Throughout the episode, Armstrong and Getty engage with audience submissions, addressing topics such as:
[32:15] Jack Armstrong:
Responds to listener Cliff’s frustration with labeling the Wall Street Journal as conservative, explaining the drift of non-conservative organizations to the left over time.
[35:25] Jack Armstrong:
Shares a personal anecdote about his 13-year-old son, emphasizing generational differences in understanding financial responsibility and independence.
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As the episode winds down, Armstrong and Getty hint at upcoming segments, including:
[37:08] Jack Armstrong:
Encourages listeners to subscribe for on-demand access and previews future discussions: "We've got a lot of stuff to get to on a Friday so we haven't even really talked about the Pope yet."
[38:18] Joe Getty:
Emphasizes the importance of staying informed: "If you miss a segment or an hour, get the podcast. You look for Armstrong and Getty on demand."
Jack Armstrong at [02:01]:
"I don't think we've ever been more out of step with a dominant news story ever."
Joe Getty at [04:17]:
"Everybody dislikes them and doesn't watch them."
Jack Armstrong at [24:51]:
"If you're going to be a grifter and run a crime family business and get away with it, going broke publicly is like the best penalty."
Joe Getty at [31:36]:
"They memorize the Marxist tripe their professors feed them and imagine they're educated, quote unquote."
Media Critique: Armstrong and Getty express skepticism toward mainstream media's handling of significant events, such as the appointment of an American Pope, suggesting a disconnect between traditional outlets and their audience's interests.
Political Satire: The hosts offer a satirical take on political figures, highlighting alleged financial mismanagement within the Biden family and critiquing Trump's tariff policies and their unintended consequences.
Health Awareness: Through Jack's personal experience with whooping cough, the episode underscores the resurgence of preventable diseases and the importance of vaccinations.
Audience Engagement: The show maintains an interactive dynamic with its listeners, addressing their concerns and feedback, thereby fostering a community of like-minded individuals.
Humor and Sarcasm: Throughout the episode, Armstrong and Getty employ humor and sarcasm to dissect and discuss contemporary issues, making complex topics more relatable and engaging for their audience.
This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand delivers a blend of political commentary, personal anecdotes, and audience interaction, all wrapped in the hosts' signature satirical style. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, this summary encapsulates the essence of the "Generic Jello" episode, highlighting its critical perspectives and engaging discussions.