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Katie
Hey, ChatGPT, how about this? It's One more thing. Armstrong and Getty.
Jack Armstrong
One more thing.
Katie
I probably did something unwise with ChatGPT. I'll get to that in just a second.
Jack Armstrong
Did you fall in love?
Katie
Yeah, I haven't gone down that road. Thank God. I don't think I'm capable of that. But this is from New Zealand. For whatever reason. Let's hear this first.
Unknown
Once upon a time, the world wanted to be in New Zealand. We had the cup, the clean green image, the earth's sexiest accent. Everyone wanted a slice of our pie. But now look at us. Our sheep to human ratio is embarrassingly low. Our national pride is somewhat less than outstanding. We need something new to be proud of, something big and brave to be. Put us back on the map. It's time for New Zealand to become the best place in the world to have herpes. Four out of five Kiwis are counting on us because no other country is strong enough to tackle this issue. With a bit of education, we can beat the stigma. Let's make New Zealand the best place in the world to have herpes.
Katie
Is that real?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, it's from the New New Zealand Herpes Foundation. They're trying to take the shame out of having the horrible herpes.
Katie
You should be a deeply ashamed.
Jack Armstrong
It's a virus. What's a brother to do? That's very odd.
Unknown
I don't know what to do with it.
Katie
See?
Unknown
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I just wanted to play because it was so odd.
Katie
Okay.
Jack Armstrong
Best band from New Zealand.
Katie
I can't name one.
Jack Armstrong
Clearly. Crowded House.
Katie
Okay.
Jack Armstrong
Only rival Split Ends, which was the Finn Brothers Band before Crowded House.
Katie
Were they hobbits?
Jack Armstrong
They were hobbits with the furry feet around on stage. With their hairy feet. Yes. It was fabulous. Four feet tall.
Katie
Back to my Chat GPT thing. First of all, we've mentioned this many times on the amazing and informative Armstrong and Getty show that the therapy you get on Chat GPT is disturbingly good. I have spent, I've never totaled it up, but it would have to be, oh, it's easily six figures on therapy, mostly for family members throughout the year. Or me for trying to deal with family members for a variety of things I've talked about over the years, but I'm probably not going to talk about much anymore because the kids are getting older. Anywho, I have had enough therapy and spent enough money on therapy to say with a clear conscience, therapy is mostly crap and mostly a waste of money. And I wish it weren't the case, but it is. And it's not all.
Jack Armstrong
Most great therapists say, yes, you're correct.
Katie
And it's not all a waste of money. And then you usually are looking for a therapist when you're in a really bad situation and you're like a bad situation and you need help like yesterday. And even if you get a good therapist, it's going to take weeks, maybe months before you'd make a dent in whatever problem you have because you meet one hour a week, etc. So anywho, most of the time it's a waste of money, but I've sat around enough therapists either alone or with other people to know a lot of what they say. And I've asked Chat GPT a variety of questions about, you know, different, all different kinds of relationships and how to handle them and their response is fantastic. I mean, it's just so well laid out, makes perfect sense. In every instance I've gone, wow, that's really insightful. Every time I've walked out of very few offices with therapists and thought wow, that was really insightful. But Chat GPT every single time, where it's like, wow, that makes perfect sense or that's a great way to word that or whatever, it's disturbing, gotta try it. And I've got a friend who makes very good money as a therapist and is scared to death about this, how good it is. In fact, this person is using it themselves as a therapist to deal with a particular relationship. And they actually sent me today, I'll be very vague because I wouldn't want to screw up their situation, but dealing with a love interest and a problem and, and they sent me the text, said this is what I asked Chat GPT about it and, and what do you think? And I responded with, I hate to say it based on what you do for a living, but that is really, really good. I mean like great in terms of a text response Send this text to him as written by Chat GPT. And I wouldn't change a word of it unless I just felt guilty about the fact that freaking inanimate object just came up with this.
Jack Armstrong
Well, in an admitted object, which is studied humans.
Katie
Yeah, well, very, very carefully studied humans, I think more. And studied all the best therapy out there. And somehow congealed it into something good as opposed to something crappy and now regurgitates it. That's correct. Yeah. I don't know what to think about that, but if it's good, it's good. Right?
Jack Armstrong
You know, I'm going to try it. Hang on.
Unknown
And it is.
Katie
I've got a good example.
Jack Armstrong
Can't get turned on unless my wife wears a squirrel costume. Well, I've got the fuzzy tail that. Yes.
Katie
I've got something similar. Similar for Comedy Relief, so. And I regret doing this because Chat GPT I don't know how to clear anything on.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, Lord, he actually did it.
Katie
I actually did it. Yes. And the problem is I have some ongoing conversations going on Chat GPT and it remembers your conversation from a week ago, which is actually pretty cool. It's like having a therapist. I mean, because they remember. Well, you know, you mentioned the other day that she or he or whatever, your mom said this. Maybe you should try and. But now I've ruined it all by giving Chat GPT these. This fanciful scenario that I. That I gave it. Although the answers are pretty funny. I have ruined it, though.
Unknown
I feel like you can tell it to disregard that.
Katie
Oh, I will after this. I'll say that last one was a joke. Please. Yeah, delete that conversation. Right, okay, so here we go. I said to Chat GPT, like during the commercial break, my girlfriend saves her toenails. My girlfriend saves her toenail clippings in a jar. I want to. I want to marry her. But this seems odd. What do you think? And Chat GPT said, yeah, that's unusual. Not necessarily a deal breaker, but definitely worth paying attention to. Here's the practical breakdown. Is it a red flag? Not automatically. Some people have quirky habits or personal rituals that seem odd but are harmless. But it depends on context. Is it hygienic? Is she sealing them? Storing them cleanly? Does it have emotional meaning to her? Sentimental, artistic or obsessive? Artistic.
Unknown
Oh, boy.
Katie
Yes. I'm going to make a nativity scene out.
Jack Armstrong
Christmas wreath I like. Yeah, wreath. That would be pretty. The toenail clippings sparkle in the winter moonl Sentimental.
Katie
Yes, I remember.
Jack Armstrong
I remember. I remember that toenail Those toenail clippings.
Katie
Are for when we spent the night at that hotel. I always did it.
Unknown
It shot across the room. That's the one.
Jack Armstrong
And I had to look for it. Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Katie
Is she open to talking about it or defensive? Is this part of a larger pattern of behavior that feels off? If everything else is great, ask her about it gently, without judgment. Something like, hey, I noticed the jar of toenail clippings. What's the story there?
Jack Armstrong
Wow, that's helpful.
Katie
I don't know that that was the smoothest way to get into the conversation. Hey, I noticed that you. Toenail clippings. What the fuck?
Jack Armstrong
What's a smoother way. Hey, speaking of jars, or speaking of, here's a clipping from the paper. Speaking of clippings.
Katie
What the hell do you want?
Jack Armstrong
No, that's a perfectly good way to get into it.
Katie
I think mine is better. You just point at them and say, what the fuck is that? Oh, God. If she gives a very intense or rational.
Jack Armstrong
Oh.
Katie
How she responds tells you a lot. This is pretty good, actually. If she laughs it off and says, yeah, I'm weird, I know that's probably harmless. If she gives a very intense or irrational explanation, it might suggest deeper issues. Yeah. If she get flips out and gets mad. Yeah. If it bothers you long term, you're not shallow for being weirded out. Everyone has limits. If this kind of behavior feels incompatible with how you want to live, it's okay to acknowledge that. In short, talk to her. The habit alone isn't necessarily reason not to marry someone, but how she handles it and how you feel about more than the jar of toenail clippings.
Jack Armstrong
That's.
Unknown
That's breached. Top 10 deal breakers. If all of a sudden there is a jar of toenails, I mean, it's.
Jack Armstrong
Not like she doesn't swap out her toothbrush often enough. It's a jar of toenail clippings.
Katie
Right. Okay. I had to do this. So it said, do you want help figuring out how to bring it up smoothly? And since I didn't think the other one was that smooth. All right, here's a simple, non judgmental way to bring it up without making her feel attacked. Say this in a casual but curious tone. There you go.
Jack Armstrong
So they even give you a stage directions. I love this.
Katie
Wear a jaunty hat and say it in a casual but curious tone.
Jack Armstrong
Hey, by the way, hey, this is.
Katie
Kind of random, but I noticed that jar with toenail clippings. I'm just really curious what's the story behind that? I think that would come off as phony. Unless they're completely not self aware. They got to know that's some weird s behavior.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, like I said, that strikes me.
Katie
As perfectly reasonable as a way to say it. I don't know a better way. I don't know a better way to say it.
Jack Armstrong
Well, because in your bizarre and troubling scenario, and I'd like to ask Chat. GPT. What do you think of a guy who comes up with this as a scenario? Anyway, in. In your bizarre and unlikely scenario, you have been aware of it for an extended time, right? So saying, hey, what the fuck is up with that?
Katie
That.
Jack Armstrong
That is out of left field. That's. That's a bad way to bring.
Katie
I would only say that as it's already a deal breaker. It's just a. I. I want to hear the explanation before I pack up my toothbrush and the socks and head out the door.
Jack Armstrong
And your jaunty sweetheart in your jaunty hat. Exactly. Hey, sweetheart. There's about a 1 in 10 chance that this answer doesn't end our relationship, but. Hey, why do you save your toenail.
Katie
Clippings, you freaking weirdo? Right. Why? Why? That approach worked. The. I'm just really curious. You're not calling it gross or weird outright. You're inviting a story instead of passing judgment. It opens a door for a conversation without pressure.
Jack Armstrong
There you go. If she laughs, good counseling.
Katie
If she laughs or shrugs it off, you can follow it. Okay, cool. I was just wondering if it's definitely a first for me, but I know.
Unknown
Everyone'S got their thing now.
Jack Armstrong
No, you know I can't. No, I will not.
Katie
You can't say it's definitely a first for me, but I know everybody's got their thing. I have my things.
Jack Armstrong
You know, I keep jars of my toenails. Anyway, what do you want to do for dinner? No, we are not through here. We are not through here.
Katie
I keep toenail clippings in a jar. You have lots of shoes. We all have our thing.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, I skin neighborhood cats. You like singing acapella, you know. No.
Katie
I got a gimp in the basement. You.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, boy. Gonna keep going.
Katie
One more.
Jack Armstrong
Not a motorcycle. It's a chopper, baby.
Katie
Yeah. Zed's dead, baby.
Unknown
I think there's a plot twist to this podcast. And Jack has a jar of toenail clippings at his house, and he had to ask, and he wants to know how this is gonna go, right?
Jack Armstrong
He wants to know how judgmental we're going to be Katie. A woman's intuition there, folks.
Katie
And this is kind of interesting. Chat GPT and I got to do what you said, Katie, when we're done here is I got to tell Chat GPT that was all just an experiment.
Unknown
Forget all of this.
Katie
None of this. Forget all of this. Do not report it to the government. It said at the end. Let me know how it goes if you bring it up. Or you want backup phrasing, depending on how serious or light you want to keep it. So Chat GPT wants a follow up. Like, how did it go?
Unknown
Oh, you should write. Tell it that. Like, she pulled a gun on you and just totally went sideways when you took its advice.
Katie
I'm at the er. She attacked me with both hands.
Unknown
She shot me.
Jack Armstrong
But it's brought us closer together. Next podcast, Jack will share his toenail.
Unknown
Clipping collection that looks like celebrities. Jay Leno, Bernie Sanders, et cetera. Well, I guess that's it.
Jack Armstrong
This is an iHeart podcast.
Armstrong & Getty On Demand: Episode Summary
Title: Hey Chat GPT...How About This???
Release Date: June 25, 2025
Host/Authors: Jack Armstrong and Katie (co-hosted by Joe Getty)
Platform: iHeartPodcasts
In this episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand, hosts Jack Armstrong and Katie delve into the intriguing capabilities of ChatGPT, particularly its unexpected proficiency in providing therapeutic advice. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they explore personal anecdotes and hypothetical scenarios to illustrate ChatGPT's potential impact on traditional therapy.
Note: Advertisements and promotional content are omitted from this summary.
Katie initiates the discussion by sharing her surprising experience with ChatGPT's therapeutic responses. She remarks:
"The therapy you get on Chat GPT is disturbingly good. [...] Every time I've walked out of very few offices with therapists and thought wow, that was really insightful. But Chat GPT every single time [...] it's disturbing, gotta try it."
— Katie [02:05]
Jack Armstrong agrees, adding:
"It's a virus. What's a brother to do? That's a very odd."
— Jack Armstrong [01:56]
The hosts debate the efficacy of traditional therapy versus AI-driven solutions, highlighting Katie's extensive use of ChatGPT for personal and familial issues. Katie emphasizes the cost-effectiveness and immediate responses of ChatGPT compared to the time and financial investment required for conventional therapy:
"Even if you get a good therapist, it's going to take weeks, maybe months before you'd make a dent in whatever problem you have [...] So anywho, most of the time it's a waste of money."
— Katie [03:22]
Katie shares a poignant example where a friend, a professional therapist, utilized ChatGPT to navigate a complicated romantic situation. The friend sent Katie a ChatGPT-generated response concerning a love interest, prompting Katie to:
"Send this text to him as written by Chat GPT. And I wouldn't change a word of it unless I just felt guilty about the fact that freaking inanimate object just came up with this."
— Katie [04:05]
This example underscores the practical and reliable nature of ChatGPT's advice, sparking a candid discussion between the hosts about the future of therapy and AI's role within it.
Transitioning from serious topics, Katie introduces a light-hearted yet bizarre scenario to test ChatGPT's conversational abilities. She poses:
"My girlfriend saves her toenail clippings in a jar. I want to marry her. But this seems odd. What do you think?"
— Katie [06:01]
ChatGPT's response is dissected and critiqued, highlighting its balanced and non-judgmental approach:
"Some people have quirky habits or personal rituals that seem odd but are harmless. [...] If she gives a very intense or irrational explanation, it might suggest deeper issues."
— Katie [07:22]
The conversation evolves into a playful banter between Jack and Katie, imagining exaggerated responses and further testing ChatGPT's advice-giving prowess. Notably, Jack humorously contemplates confronting his hypothetical partner with:
"What the fuck is that?"
— Katie [08:24]
Katie counters with a more measured approach recommended by ChatGPT:
"Say this in a casual but curious tone. [...] 'I noticed that jar of toenail clippings. What's the story there?'"
— Katie [09:10]
The hosts reflect on the implications of relying on AI for personal relationships and mental health support. They acknowledge ChatGPT's ability to create meaningful dialogue and its potential to either bridge or highlight gaps in human communication.
Jack Armstrong muses:
"That's breached. Top 10 deal breakers. If all of a sudden there is a jar of toenails, I mean, it's."
— Jack Armstrong [09:27]
Katie reinforces the importance of understanding the context behind unusual behaviors, emphasizing that:
"The habit alone isn't necessarily reason not to marry someone, but how she handles it and how you feel about more than the jar of toenail clippings."
— Katie [08:49]
As the episode wraps up, both hosts humorously discuss the potential consequences of integrating ChatGPT into personal lives, including the possibility of AI-generated misunderstandings or exaggerated scenarios. They acknowledge the lightweight and entertaining nature of their discussion while subtly hinting at deeper societal shifts towards AI reliance.
"Next podcast, Jack will share his toenail clipping collection that looks like celebrities."
— Unknown [13:27]
Jack Armstrong concludes with a lighthearted remark:
"This is an iHeart podcast."
— Jack Armstrong [13:35]
Katie on ChatGPT’s Therapeutic Prowess:
"Chat GPT every single time [...] it's disturbing, gotta try it."
— Katie [02:05]
Katie on the Cost-Effectiveness of AI Therapy:
"Most of the time it's a waste of money."
— Katie [03:22]
Jack on the Nature of ChatGPT:
"It's a virus. What's a brother to do?"
— Jack Armstrong [01:56]
Katie on Addressing Unusual Habits:
"The habit alone isn't necessarily reason not to marry someone, but how she handles it and how you feel about more than the jar of toenail clippings."
— Katie [08:49]
This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand provides a compelling mix of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions on the intersection of AI and human psychology, offering listeners both entertainment and food for thought.