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Jack Armstrong
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
Joe Getty
Armstrong and Getty. And now here.
Dave
We are, the audio version of an MOU live from Studio C. Oh, memorandum
Joe Getty
of understanding, correct, senor?
Dave
Correct.
Joe Getty
All right, all right, great.
Dave
And it is Friday.
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Dave
Friday. There it is. That's how I say it.
Joe Getty
It's Friday.
Dave
And today we're toiling under the title of the show.
Joe Getty
Hey, where'd you get all those gold bars, Dave? Or glp. One's a wonder drug. Wow. A lot of interesting medical news on those drugs, I mean. Oh, craziness. Yeah.
Dave
I want to hear the details on the GOP's. Definitely. We did the gold bar story yesterday. We can follow up on that today if you have not heard it. It's quite extraordinary. The CIA officer. The main thing is he lied to an extent you can't imagine on his resume. And the CIA went ahead and hired him and gave him the highest security clearance you can get in the country.
Joe Getty
And I believe we, I, I will speak for myself. I missed the heffalump in the room. Okay. We were asking with jaws agape and eyes wide, how could he get away with all those lies and all that thievery, blah, blah, blah, over, you know, course of years? The answer is obvious. He had help. There was a cover up. The people who were supposed to be checking at some point in the chain were not checking. They were covering for him.
Dave
You think?
Joe Getty
Well, it's, no, it's not known per se, but that's worse. I've heard people who've been in the CIA be like, they practically crawl up your hind end doing these background checks. This one gal who was not even as high as this guy, she said not only did they go to my college to make sure I took all the classes, I said I didn't, blah, blah, blah. They went to my sorority. They talked to my sorority sisters. She said it's incredibly unpleasant and thorough. It's impossible. This guy just skated through. She can't believe it. Wow.
Dave
I wonder why then. So this guy claimed he was a Navy test pilot. He's never flown a plane in his life. He claimed he ran some sort of school for pilots with 140 people beneath him and I mean, just all kinds of stuff. He claimed and didn't do any of it. How did none of those things get checked? A bunch of degrees from different colleges and stuff like that.
Joe Getty
Yeah, it's either breathtaking incompetence that ought to be dealt with in the severest fashion. Or it's breathtaking malfeasance. Same thing.
Dave
Boy, I think the incompetence would be less of a problem than people are willing to cover their asses like that when they realize a mistake. That's a bad culture.
Jack Armstrong
Or.
Joe Getty
Or they were in on the thievery. That's what I'm saying. Somebody in a key spot was in on the. I mean, this guy had 303 gold bars. Bars worth at current prices anyway. Over $40 million. Yeah, we left it cutting a compatriot in to get that done. I'll cut him in.
Dave
And by the way, he did this like a few months ago. This is back In November of 25, just a few months ago. But he claimed, hey, I was doing a lot of overseas work and I need some sort of compensation for that. And I got to all kinds of people in other countries, and I need
Joe Getty
to be able to buy an awful warlord. And you know, he's not gonna come cheap. So I need another $5 million worth of gold bars. Gee, Dave. All right, well, keep up the good work. You're.
Dave
Your gold bars.
Joe Getty
They said at the CIA. This is not a grocery store in suburbia that a guy's stealing melons. This is the freaking CIA. Good Lord, something hairy is going on here. You know, the more I think about it, the harder it is to except the idea that, oh, it was one dishonest fellow who got away with some. Some lies, and evidently they forgot to check his background for high positions in the CIA. Man, you're asking me to swallow a lot right there.
Dave
Well, back to where we were yesterday, though. How many people will lose their job? If anybody does, I'll be surprised. And if you hear that somebody did lose their job, what actually happened was they either got reassigned, right, which is not losing your job, or they retired early with their full pension. That's what happens in these situations.
Joe Getty
Right, And I'll fill in the rest of the blanks for you. We have announced a full inquiry, right? We will be producing a report in the next one to seven years and will absolutely address the deficiencies.
Dave
I mean, idiots at ABC News and everywhere else will say things like. And has been removed from his position in a stern voice like, well, we just showed that guy, which means he just moved to a different department and still works there.
Joe Getty
Man, when I got like, $25 million in gold bars, you're never gonna see me again.
Dave
Well, the funniest part is that we pointed out yesterday he was, like, going after back vacation pay that he says he got cheated out of like he worked overtime and didn't get his time and a half or something.
Joe Getty
Well, that's the crazy part. Yeah, actually he was out of the, the reserves and was claiming he was still in and deserved his vacation pay and like not expecting anybody. Say, dude, I got your discharge papers in front of me. It was seven years ago.
Dave
That' makes it lean toward what we were talking about yesterday, that he's just one of those fruitcakes that gets a kick out of lying and wanted to see how far he could push it.
Joe Getty
But he's very, very, very good at it.
Dave
Because if you were just in on it with a bunch of people to steal money, you wouldn't do that vacation pay nonsense.
Joe Getty
No, he, he was going for $77,000. You got $40 million in gold bars and you're trying to nickel and dime just a little bit more that you're insane again. Me and my gold bars would be off on some little island nation you've never heard of in the Caribbean or some other warm oceanic region. See my arse again.
Dave
See, I'm gonna escape if I ever pull off a crime to like rural South Dakota. Nobody'd expect you to go there with your gold bars. Somewhere where the land is $100 an acre. Nobody wants to live here.
Joe Getty
Some survivalist community offshoot. You'd fit in.
Dave
Anyway, we got more on that story later. It's really quite something. And they're apparently. Well, I can't believe I even started down that road. That's a ridiculous sentence to say it's being reported that there is some sort of agreement between us in Iran. The details, the details that they're putting out are continue the ceasefire for 60 days, some sort of future agreement over the nuclear stuff with no details out yet on that, and that the straight will open with no charges. Now, Iran has already put out a statement saying no, we in Oman will still have the right to police the straight if we want to. Trump says that's a no go. So I, I don't know if we're any closer today than we were yesterday. But like the Mark Halpern and Ian Bremmer, like two people I feel like know what they're talking about on stuff like this. Say we're, we're close. So I don't know they have better sources than what I'm looking at.
Joe Getty
Yeah. My response would be we're close to a two part agreement that's practically designed to let Iran cheat and drag its feet.
Dave
Well, if we do that though, if we agree to that Though, then that's its own political problem and reality,
Joe Getty
because
Dave
then, then Trump is just giving us a similar version to what Barack Obama did.
Joe Getty
President Barack Trump or Donald J. Obama? That one's a little better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dave
Well, anyway, again, like I've been saying for days, I don't want to spend a lot of times criticizing something when we don't know what it is. So, I mean, Axios is reporting that Trump is watching to see how people react to the details that have come out about this and whether the people are, like, angry about it or not. And apparently he feels like if he's going to get spanked as a weakling, he's not going to sign on to it. But I don't think people are paying close enough attention. I mean, the way the media is presenting it, it's all about gas prices, and this would make gas cheaper again. So people are like, yeah, sign onto it. I don't care. Who cares. We. They get sanctions relief, they get a whole bunch of money, and they're still trying to get a nuclear bomb. All I know is my gas is going to get cheaper. So I think people will be in favor of it for bad reasons, personally. That's my view.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I would agree. And our media is unspeakably dumb. Yes.
Dave
Anyway, so that's that story. And then what's the other. Oh, why did Jeff Bezos rocket explode like that?
Joe Getty
Oh, spectacular, Horrifying. A miracle.
Dave
Nobody died. Yeah, he had to check on. He had to check on the people and then announce everybody's accounted for. That was some fireball. If you haven't seen it.
Joe Getty
It.
Dave
And there's like a thousand different angles of it. First of all, it was such a giant fireball. It could be seen from miles and miles away, and any sort of camera posted anywhere caught it. Did you see the ones from the people at the restaurant?
Joe Getty
No.
Dave
So there are people out on a deck at a restaurant. I don't know how far away they were, but it was giant. Like, if. If a nuclear explosion happened, it was.
Joe Getty
Oh, yeah.
Dave
And so everybody's like, oh, my God. And everybody has their phones out because it's a giant fireball. Like, if you've seen the movie Oppenheimer and. And people are sitting on the deck at this restaurant, like, what the hell could that be?
Joe Getty
Oh, yeah, yeah. I can imagine.
Dave
I don't know what I was thinking. I would be thinking maybe Russia hit us with a hypersonic missile, some sort of bombers. I don't know what I would be thinking. Or maybe they were Aware that that
Joe Getty
Bezos was testing a rocket?
Dave
I have no idea. But is it a crazy fireball? I mean, it wasn't like a transformer exploding or a truck blowing up or anything like that. It was like. It was like out of a movie.
Joe Getty
I think that's it right there, Michael.
Dave
That's what it sounded like.
Joe Getty
Like chemical plant or something like that. But anyway, you know, a long, long time ago, I think it was an astronaut. I heard being interviewed described that Katy Perry. It was Katy Perry. Yeah, that's right. Thank you for reminding me. I remembered that the astronaut was unusually large breasted, but I couldn't come up with a name. Anyway, so this astronaut talked about, you're sitting on top of bomb. And as I've mentioned before, but all of the energy of the bomb goes out the bottom downward, which literally blasts you into space. Well, we saw yesterday what happens if the gigantic bomb just goes bomb.
Dave
It was an astronaut. I can't remember the name. I know the astronaut dated John Mayer. I'm Kitty Perry.
Jack Armstrong
Let's go to space.
Joe Getty
Not Buzz Aldrin.
Dave
Buzz Aldrin did not date John Mayer.
Joe Getty
Neil arm.
Dave
Okay, we gotta start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on this. It is Friday, May 29th. Last Friday of May, the year 2026, were Armstrong and getting we approved of this program.
Joe Getty
Let's begin then. Officially, according to FCC rules and regs. Blasting off at Mark.
Jack Armstrong
Tough questions for the CIA after a former officer with top secret security clearance was accused of stashing $40 million in gold bars in his house and lying
Joe Getty
about his credentials for nearly two decades. Two decades. What is your system there exactly? CIA.
Dave
The highest security clearance you can get in our nation. Yeah, and they didn't even check to see if he went to the colleges he claimed to go to. And he didn't.
Joe Getty
Virtually everything on his resume was a lie. He probably lived next door to what he listed at his home as dress just to see if he could get away with it. I mean, this is horrible.
Dave
Navy test pilot and you've never flown a plane?
Joe Getty
What?
Dave
Yeah, more on that story later. We've got headlines on the way. Clips of the week today. Lots of good stuff. Stay here.
Jack Armstrong
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Dave
I'll tell you what, though. You want to lose a couple of pounds fast, this rotavirus is the answer. Go out there and catch the rotavirus drop two pounds really quick.
Joe Getty
Wow. Yeah. Liquor surface in public near you. It's probably kicking around. Yeah. A lot to get to today. Let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story with Heather Myers. Heather.
Jack Armstrong
Jack. Joe, good morning. Happy Friday. Let's find out how the networks are covering the news, starting with NBC News. Here's the headline. US and Iranian negotiators reach deal await final sign off from top leaders. From Fox News, U.S. and Iran reach cease fire extension deal pending Trump Trump's final approval. And from the New York Times, bombs, bargains and bluster. Trump's Iran approach. So is confusion.
Dave
We'll talk more about that coming up. So you've been doing TV news your whole adult life, right?
Jack Armstrong
Oh, yeah. 25 years.
Dave
You're really good at this. I can see you made your living doing it. Yeah. Anyway, back to you. Wow.
Jack Armstrong
I'm gonna come on this show.
Joe Getty
I've worked with him for 30 some years.
Dave
This is a hurtful moment and nobody's ever said it to me either.
Jack Armstrong
This show is good for my self esteem. Thanks, guys. From Reuters, blue origin rocket explodes on launch pad in a setback forbid to catch Musk's Space X.
Dave
Did you see the video or the videos? There's lots of them.
Jack Armstrong
It looks AI.
Dave
Yeah, it does. It's so crazy.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, it's wild. From CBS News, Former Attorney General Pam Bondi will testify before the House Oversight Committee on Friday about her handling of the Epstein file.
Dave
Oh, God, the Epstein files.
Joe Getty
Please have mercy.
Jack Armstrong
From Yahoo. Donald Trump's immigration push expands with a new bizarre aliens website. Have you guys seen it?
Dave
No.
Joe Getty
No.
Jack Armstrong
Whitehouse.gov backslash aliens.
Dave
Any means illegal aliens or like from spaceships.
Jack Armstrong
Well, you would think if you looked at the website they're talking about from space. But then it's not the aliens from space.
Dave
So it's like. It's like clickbait around a government website about illegal immigration. Okay.
Jack Armstrong
Star wars esque.
Joe Getty
You get a chance to win a Trump watch if you click on it
Jack Armstrong
from cnn Trump administration planning to potentially put the president's image on a commemorative 250bill.
Joe Getty
Wow, wow, wow.
Dave
How is this going to be received? I feel like he's going to do more harm than good with this.
Joe Getty
Of course, it'd be pretty cool.
Dave
You know, I can see why he'd want it for his ego.
Joe Getty
Well, yeah, it's got to be approved by Congress though. I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Jack Armstrong
From NBC News, GLP1 overdoses increase at an alarming rate as weight loss drugs become easier to buy online.
Dave
Overdose.
Joe Getty
Right. And there's the new, more powerful one that's coming out. It's just like coming out is got higher side effects and risks. Risks and stuff. So we'll, we'll do devote a whole segment to these drugs and they're also doing miraculous things for all sorts of health problems. So it's, you know, it's like Mustang most things in life, it's a mixed bag.
Jack Armstrong
That's true. From the New York Post. Shocking number of millennial and Gen Z parents spank their kids. Study says it's necessary to raise a child properly.
Dave
I remember anytime there's a survey on this, majorities are for spanking. Even though most people don't do it, they're okay with it.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I'm for spanking other people's kids. And do it frequently when it needs to be done at a restaurant. Sure.
Jack Armstrong
On an airplane. People.com. 14 year old boy wins scripts national spelling bee with mind blowing record setting spell off.
Joe Getty
Hey, I tell you what, it's a great moment for Indian Americans too because the kid appears to be of Indian heritage. We have a child.
Dave
We have a different take on this every year than you probably are used to hearing rather than awe. We go with too bad you wasted your summers, kid.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, this, this kiddo spelled 32 words in 90 seconds to win the spell off.
Dave
Good for him. And I'm sure he's a nice kid, but have you ever seen the documentary Spellbound about these kids who do this? It's not the greatest lifestyle.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, this is tough. And finally this morning from the Babylon Bee, Callum. California passes law making it a crime to report A crime.
Joe Getty
Yeah, it wouldn't shock me. Well, a disproportionate impact. Bipoc communities.
Dave
Which brings us to the mayoral race in Los Angeles and Spencer Pratt. And we got some new stuff around that whole thing.
Joe Getty
Excellent. Can't wait for that follow up on the CIA gold guy. Is it a giant cover up? We've got all sorts of great stuff to squeeze in today. I think everybody just kind of peter out at the end of the week. But this week strong. Yeah, yeah.
Dave
Usually Fridays are there's no point in listening, but today it's okay. I think everybody wants to know about the GLP one, so maybe we kick off hour two with that because that's a big story for practically everybody. So clips of the week on the way. If you missed a segment, get the podcast
Jack Armstrong
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Dave
I'm not the kind of guy who does this, so I guess I'm not surprised. But I kind of wish I had l gratuitously on my resume for some stupid job where it wouldn't have mattered. I'm. My personality is the opposite. Like to want to downplay everything rather than upplay it. But I do wish I'd have made some bold claims like this guy in the CIA that's been in the news the last 24 hours. Got some new details for you coming up. It's really quite the story.
Joe Getty
I've always wanted to be guy who chats with their seatmate on an airplane and makes crap off up. Because that sounds like fun and. But I can't bring myself to do it.
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I can't.
Dave
I just. I don't. Yeah.
Joe Getty
Because I don't enjoy in misleading people. Right.
Dave
At some point, they're gonna look me in the eye and say, oh, wow, that's so interesting. And I'm gonna think this is all a lie and I'm taking on emotional ride for my own jollies and it's kind of weird.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Why don't you just go ahead and try to bilk them out of their savings while you're at it there? Clever boy. Yeah, that's my feeling.
Dave
Say, look at that and reach in their purse.
Joe Getty
Stupid parents teaching me morality. So inconvenient. All right, we have all sorts of stuff, including an update on $40 million worth of gold Bar Guy. But first, let's take a fond look back at the week that was its cow. Clips of the week.
Dave
Clips of the week.
Jack Armstrong
Why? What happened? I don't know what happened. I mean, when I. As I watched it, I thought, oh my God, he's having a stroke.
Joe Getty
Come to my house, I'll make you
Jack Armstrong
food and lasagna or whatever you want.
Dave
I have a full. The shorts almost turned into thongs. And get the brand back to its roots. I call it a rehooterization.
Joe Getty
You have a dirty mouth, but it's constant with this. This is what these people do. We'll see Bitch. Nazi bitch.
Dave
That's what you are.
Joe Getty
Here we see the US Secretary of Health and Human Services wrangling and removing a pair of racer snakes from Dr. Oz's patio.
Dave
People here upset that data centers benefit from tax breaks while they've seen energy prices increase. We will focus on the worst landlords
Joe Getty
in New York City.
Dave
We will work to transfer ownership to responsible stewards.
Joe Getty
Five police officers were injured after officials say an 18 year old driver plowed into a crowd. If we believe that we can arrest our way towards safety, we're wrong.
Dave
Tax 100%.
Joe Getty
Anyone from California that receives any of those funds, we want to tax 100%.
Dave
California is actually the worst managed state in the union. I would never invest there.
Joe Getty
The consequences for zombie people, they don't have them. It's like anarchy. It's like. It's psycho. These people, when I unplug them, they're all going to Seattle where the mayor will welcome them.
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Texas is not for sale.
Dave
Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.
Joe Getty
Repeated mixed signals on a deal to end the war with Iran. It isn't even fully negotiated yet. So don't listen to the losers who are critical about something they know nothing about. Oman will behave just like everybody else who will have to blow him up.
Dave
They understand that.
Joe Getty
They'll be fine.
America 250 Announcer
Look, what President Trump has done here
Joe Getty
is create an unbearable situation for the Iranian regime. They're negotiating on fumes, but we'll see what happens. Maybe we have to go back and finish it.
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It's clips of the week
Dave
plug comments I have. First of all, the video of the week would be Jeff Bezos rocket blowing up, but not when you got RFK Jr. Wrangling snakes in his sock feet.
Joe Getty
We failed to follow up on that properly. Jack Snake wranglers have weighed in and said his technique, not bad.
Dave
Oh, I don't doubt that. It's just hilarious that he did that on Dr. Oz's porch, which is a
Joe Getty
nice little wrinkle while his TV star wife screeches to stop it and while
Dave
he gets bit on the hands with a big smile on his face.
Joe Getty
Right.
Dave
Also, I had missed on Britney Spears when she gets pulled over for her dui. Her saying, come back, I'll make a lasagna. I've got a pool.
Joe Getty
So a little lasagna and pool party swim first. You're not gonna feel swimming after a belly full of lasagna. Right, Exactly.
Dave
Surprised they didn't at least consider that. You know what? She's not that far over the limit. Maybe this thing's out of whack.
Joe Getty
I don't know.
Dave
Lasagna, swimming, Britney Smith, bikini. I don't know. And then finally, Spencer Pratt saying what we've been saying for a long time and not that many other people. One, it's a drug problem, not a homeless problem. And two, there are no consequences for these zombie people, these drug zombies.
Joe Getty
So you can't.
Dave
Can't give them tickets or find them or anything like that. That's why they get away with all this stuff, right?
Joe Getty
They are above the law. Yeah. Oh, excuse me. I can do anything. I'm quote unquote homeless. And the police say. Oh, sorry. Yeah, okay, go ahead. In effect, I mean, the cops trust me, the beat cops don't want to be saying that, but they understand how the system works.
Dave
If you're riding your bike illegally down the street somehow, not the bike lane or roll a stop sign, it could give you a ticket. And you have a reason not to want to get a ticket. It affect your insurance and blah, blah, blah.
Joe Getty
Your unvaccinated pit bull running by your side off leash. Yeah, you'd be in all sorts of trouble.
Dave
What are you going to do to all a street druggie?
Joe Getty
Right.
Dave
Yeah. Thanks for the ticket. I'll use it later when I, you know, poop in the park.
Joe Getty
Yeah. We've talked to cops who've watched the bums just throw the ticket at their feet and walk away laughing. What are you going to do?
Dave
Speaking of above the law, this is David Rush, who was in the CIA with top security clearance. The story broke yesterday. A couple of things that are even worse than we realized. We'll do the whole story for you briefly, in case you haven't heard it, uh, he lied about everything on his resume. What I didn't know was, or we didn't have yesterday is he had tried twice previously to get into the CIA and was rejected. He kept adding lies, so he. He added lies until the. The third time. His fabricated credentials of being a Navy test pilot and all this sort of stuff were so impressive that they got him the job.
Joe Getty
So that's a very American story. He realized he didn't have the goods, so he went back and did what it took to get the goods lying on his resume.
Dave
God, you think?
Joe Getty
Sorry, you need an advanced degree. Give me 10 minutes.
Dave
But. So nobody caught that. Wait a second. You've applied for this job before and you failed to mention you're a Navy test pilot? Seems like a pretty big detail. Slipped my mind. Nope, they didn't catch that either. The fake resume Was audacious. He claimed to be a graduate of the Air Force Test Pilot School and the current director of the Test Pilot school for a 145 person, 18 aircraft joint army Navy Weapons Test Organization.
Joe Getty
Well, that'd be impossible to check. I mean, effortless. That would be effortless to check.
Dave
He ran the Test Pilot School for the Army Navy weapons test program. 145 people under me. So kind of a big deal. And if we could make this snappy, I got to get back to work. In reality, his military records show he was never a pilot and he holds no FAA licenses. Again, that'd be really hard to check to see if he had an FAA license.
Joe Getty
Yeah, yeah.
Dave
He also claimed degrees from Clemson and some polytechnic which he had never attended at all. He had more gold bars than I realized. He, he had $40 million in gold
Joe Getty
bars that he, he stole, but he
Dave
had 303 gold bars total. He could kind of justify the other ones at his home. Anyway, so his, his deal was, and this his thievery was from November 2025 to March of this year. Two months ago.
Joe Getty
That's some efficient thievery. Geez, Dave, you need more gold bars. Yeah, I gotta deal with the warlord. He's so greedy. But we're getting close. All right, here's five more gold bar.
Dave
From November until a few weeks ago, he had been requesting and receiving large quantities of foreign currency and tens of millions in gold bars. Claiming they were for work related expenses like covert ops or informants or whatever. He essentially expensed gold bars to the CIA and then took them home. The FBI found roughly $40 million in gold bars, $2 million in cash, 35 luxury watches at his Virginia home. The total count was 303 gold bars. For some reason, they aren't all considered thievery. I don't quite understand that, but this is pretty good. The lie predates the CIA. The Navy itself commissioned him as an officer in 2004 based on false the falsified Clemson transcript. Wow. He lied about going to Clemson and the Navy made him an officer. So the fraud snowballed across two decades in multiple institutions before anyone caught it. So that probably helped with the getting into the CIA because they probably assumed to a certain extent that, well, he was a Navy officer. We verified that and he got in with this transcript. I'm sure they checked to see which
Joe Getty
actually went to Clemson, which is simultaneously reassuring and more troubling. So former CIA staff operations officer Tracy Walder talked to the New York Post and said she was completely baffled how this could happen. This would have been a large scale lying cover up. There would have to have had to been a lot of other co conspirators. She told the Post. They're going, they're going to go back at least 10 years in terms of people, you know, people you are friends with. He would have had to ask all those people to lie for him or did he lie to them?
Dave
Or they didn't check or they didn't check all these people for whatever reason. And I can't imagine what that would be.
Joe Getty
Yeah. She says he may have forged documents or maybe it's a lazy or incompetent background investigator who missed the red flags across his three separate applications to the agency. If it is just like one, one person who's in charge of your file and they're lazy or incompetent. Yeah. I could see where something egregious would happen. I just always assumed it was more of a team thing.
Dave
I guess we hope that, but I'm trying to think this reminds me, there was some other government something in recent years where a story broke and then it turned out, oh, nobody had been doing their job for years. Right. And I hope it's not one of those where this is just the only guy that lie. Other people lie. Other people would have could have gotten by with lies too. Just they weren't liars. So luckily they actually did go to the colleges that they put down on their resume.
Joe Getty
Yeah. So one more note. This gal says CIA candidates endure a lengthy invasive vetting process in order to get hired. Quote, they don't just verify your college. They came to my sorority house, they talked to my sorority sisters. They came to my parents house, they went to the friends of the friends of my parents, she said. And then she was talking about the gold bars and the requests for foreign currencies and all. And she said, yeah, that's what they do all the time. But never without accounting for every penny. Quote. It's not unusual to need money to meet with assets overseas. You have to have a way to pay them and you don't just run a credit card. They're essentially committing treason in many cases. So you're going to have to pay them in whatever currency they want. But I cannot think of an asset that needs $40 million in gold bars yet added.
Dave
It says here this is ABC News is reporting. How it unraveled is mundane. A routine audit of asset storage found most of the golden currency missing from official custody. I don't quite understand what that means either.
Joe Getty
Wow.
Dave
And she says even if you ask
Joe Getty
for $10, you still have to fill out a form and be accountable for it. Every penny. It's not a free for all, which is why she thinks there are more than one person in involved in this.
Dave
Well, see the Secret Service after somebody almost blew Trump's head off, these organizations go into cover their ass mode and people don't want to get in trouble and they don't want to lose funding and they don't want blah blah, blah, all kinds of different stuff. And so I fear that's what's going to happen.
Joe Getty
Yeah, it's shocking. Just unbelievable. They caught him eventually, but I sure get this far. I sure.
Dave
Well, how about the Navy thing's too so if you get certain degrees in college, you get to go into the military as an officer and that's what he decided he wanted to do. I want to go into the Navy as an officer. So I'll write down that I went to Clemson and got this degree and
Joe Getty
they said sounds good to us.
Dave
You're an officer.
Joe Getty
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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Dave
How is there not somebody in charge of making a phone call or they
Joe Getty
probably have a competent investigator clarify.
Dave
God, I would say I hope there's an answer to this that is satisfying. But I not holding my breath. We've got Mailbag on the way. Stay here.
Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Getty.
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Dave
Remind me if we end up talking about Gold Bar guy again of lying to get a job. We learned from a co worker back in the day.
Joe Getty
Oh, okay. Here are your freedom loving quotes of the day. I'm gonna string a few together from our series on optimism.
Dave
It's not gonna be a made up Winnie the Pooh quote.
Joe Getty
Probably. And the last one is for those of you with more cynical bent. If you can't stand, like uplifting, you know, sayings and stuff. I like this one from Mark Cooper. I don't know who he is, but he said life has no remote control. Get up and change it yourself. Thought. That's.
Dave
That's nice. That's nice.
Joe Getty
Turn of a friend.
Dave
Yeah.
Joe Getty
How about this? Alphonse Carr, who is an author and I think the 1800s. We can complain because rose bushes have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses. Wow.
Dave
That's a good one too.
Joe Getty
That is a good one.
Dave
It's a different version of Glass Half Full. Really, but it's a good one.
Joe Getty
Right?
Dave
Right.
Joe Getty
Yeah. And then this is the one for more cynical folks. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. And the pessimist fears this is true.
Dave
I want those first two on a poster with like eagles soaring over an ocean or something.
Joe Getty
If Katie weren't on maternity leave, she'd Be on it right now. Mailbag. Drop us a note. Mailbagarmstrongandgetty.com Sideshow Bob writes. Excuse me. From what I've heard, the only reason they caught the guy with the gold bars is that several of them were meant to be used to plate some statues around town. No. Oh boy. Donald J. All right, now wait for the end of this email from Al.
Dave
Anonymous.
Joe Getty
He has a paragraph talking about having corresponded with the show. Anyway, had some random Instagram reel come up and some tall dude looking all trans wearing a T shirt and women's cotton briefs mostly look like a girl woman, minus the miniature package in the pack.
Dave
Candies.
Joe Getty
So I'm more interested in the comments on this post on Instagram. So I crack them open, I start reading all these you look beautiful and a perfect woman comments from guys and girls. I decided to click their profiles to see why they'd comment on a trans person. This case, a male trying to be female. And I noticed something. They're all into cosplay. Just a bunch of furries having fun with other furries. So I get it. Trans dressing up like the other sex. It's just a version of the cosplay. Maybe the most hardcore version of cosplay. Just sexual. Uh, they are the same effing people, Furries and trans. Everybody knows that a person isn't a fox, but no one truly knows that a guy or girl is what they are unless you show me their privates. That's why trans movement has taken off. You can't really ask to verify if someone is trans. It's the exact same thing. Just a version of cosplay that we can't make fun of. Just the ramblings of a buzzed on both alcohol and weed. Nursing school graduate. Kftw. Keep effing those. Who cares? I am drunk.
Dave
That's a decent point. Might be similar. Similar thing.
Joe Getty
Yes.
Dave
I've got a great trans story for you. Remind me of that too. There's two stories I need to be reminded of for future programs, future hours. Get a minder.
Joe Getty
I got problems of my own. How about this angry note from Larry in Baytown, Texas? You need to get educated about Ken Paxton. You guys keep making fun of Ken Paxton. Suing candy bar companies. Need to get educated. Well, specifically, I think he is a plaintiff's attorney hug who is helping bring the economy in the country to its knees by ridiculous lawsuits wherever there are deep pockets.
Dave
That's also got the sniff of corruption around him all over the place, no matter how he made his living.
Joe Getty
But this is an interesting kind of spooling out of how politics works. Larry writes Ken Paxton sued the Biden administration over 100 times over his border and immigration policies. Great stuff. His insane war on fossil fuel. Nice job job. And vaccine mandates. I'm with him 100%. Ken Paxton was the best AG in the nation to fight against the stupid stuff that Biden tried to shove down our throats. You guys need to pay attention. How dare you think you know who Texans should vote for over the folks who live here. You are the definition of the swamp. Only on radio. Okay, Larry, you got a little over your spurs there, brother. But see, that's the way scammers get by is he's not an idiot. He's a very, very smart guy. And he might actually believe in the things, the positive things you just mentioned. He does. And he's an utterly corrupt plaintiff's attorney.
Dave
Both who cheats on his wife all the time, which I'm not sure that matters to anybody. Or not. Yeah, but used to matter even. Especially in Texas with that.
Joe Getty
Larry, you don't know us, we don't know you. But the idea that we're the swamp is truly hilarious.
Dave
Yeah, yeah, we'd make more money if we were the swamp.
Joe Getty
But thanks for the note anyway.
Dave
Sure. Seriously, if you missed the segment, get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand
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Episode: Hey--Where’d You Get All Those Gold Bars
Date: May 29, 2026
Hosts: Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, Dave
Network: iHeartPodcasts
This episode dives into the explosive story of a CIA officer caught with $40 million in gold bars, dissecting the breathtaking level of deception and systemic failure that enabled his rise. The hosts also cover breaking news on U.S.–Iran negotiations, provide instant reactions to the Blue Origin rocket explosion, and discuss trends in weight loss medications. Laced with the show's signature astute incredulity and satirical banter, this episode marries headline scrutiny with cultural commentary and notable listener interactions.
(Primary Segment: 03:07 – 14:42, 26:03 – 39:16)
Story Recap:
Systemic Failure and Dismissal:
The hosts suspect not just individual malfeasance but possible broader cover-ups or shocking incompetence:
"The answer is obvious. He had help. There was a cover up. The people who were supposed to be checking... were covering for him." – Joe Getty (04:07)
Questioning the depth of the vetting lapse:
“This is the freaking CIA. Good Lord, something hairy is going on here.” – Joe Getty (06:43)
Even when “removed” from positions, misbehaving officials are often cushioned by reassignments or pensioned “retirements,” further fueling public cynicism.
Psychological Profile:
Vetting and Oversight:
Listener Reactions & Further Commentary:
Notable Quotes
(10:14 – 11:33, 18:13 – 18:56, 29:00 – 29:19)
Current Status:
Political Calculations:
(11:36 – 13:54, 19:26 – 19:36)
Incident Details:
Spaceflight Risks:
Media Coverage:
(18:13 – 23:12, 27:17 – 31:02)
(42:02 – 46:47)
On the CIA scandal:
On U.S.–Iran Deal:
On Rocket Explosions:
On the News Cycle:
Armstrong & Getty deliver their hallmark mix of sharp skepticism, humor, and topical irreverence. The show’s tone is conversational, sardonic, and engaging—balancing serious analysis with biting comic relief and satirical news coverage.
In sum: This episode’s standout story—the audacious CIA resume fraud and gold heist—serves as a launching pad for a wider critique of institutional trust and official accountability, with plenty of real news, gallows humor, and cultural observations woven throughout.