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Fernando Mendoza (2:16)
One more thing.
Podcast Host (2:19)
So I mentioned on the radio show, I wish I had jumped on the story that was the Indiana Hoosiers football team earlier in the year because just crazy story for all kinds of different reasons with about as unlikely a team as you could possibly imagine Winning the national championship and going undefeated last night and beating all these multimillion dollar coaches and these storied programs and everything like that. Indiana, literally the least storied program in all of Division 1 football. They had the losingest program in the history of football and then won it all last night. But a couple of things I wanted to mention. So first, this Signetti guy, their coach, who is all kinds of an interesting character, and I didn't realize this until a couple of weeks ago, but he's famous for having no facial expressions. He just has no expression no matter what happens. Mr. Spock on the sidelines. Yep, it's wild. Interception run back for a touchdown against him, no expression. It's as if he didn't see it. And the reverse happens. They just win the game in the last second. It's like he wasn't. He was thinking of something else. He just had no facial expression for some reason. Odd thing to do. But I wasn't aware of this until last night. I was reading all these different stories, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Wall Street Journal. Everybody had these long stories about all the different aspects of this phenomenon that was Indian football this year and all the different angles that were so interesting. And one of them being this coach in college football for the last many years, it's been like a handful of really high profile, very highly compensated coaches. And they go around from school to school and win different championships and because when they go to the school, they can recruit all the best players. This guy that Indiana hired was a nobody who came from nobody's schools, and that's fine. He hired him to come to a nobody school, so what difference does it make? But the first pep rally they had after he got hired, just the year before last year, he said, I win. Google me, I win. I've never taken a backseat to anybody, and I don't plan on starting now. Purdue sucks, Michigan sucks, Ohio State sucks. And the crowd went wild. And everybody was like, what is wrong with this dude? I mean, what is. You can't come off thumping your chest when you're the nobody head coach of a crappy football program. I mean, what are you even talking about? And then for whatever reason, you're sticking your neck out for spectacularly hilarious failure, right? And then a combination of a talent spotting, like, picking players that everybody else overlooked. The quarterback that ended up winning the Heisman Trophy wanted to play at Miami. He went to high school like blocks from that stadium last night, but they didn't want him and nobody else did. Either, you know, that sort of thing. And he briefly played at Cal. So moving on to this part of the story and then I'll be done with it. I read an article in the New York Times last night. It was how Mendoza's post game speeches became a national meme. And it became all season long, I guess, a thing because he gets so emotional after games and says something. What was the. Let me find the one thing they said from the article about this that I was thought was pretty funny. I'll find it. Oh, for. Fernando Mendoza's postgame interviews have drawn love and attention for their unique delivery and perfect grammar and prose. He's aware people say he talks like chat GPT he promises is a real person who doesn't script these things. Anyway, here's. Here's one that made him famous in the beginning. This is when he was still playing for the Cal Bears and they had an amazing come from behind victory. And they interviewed him on the field afterwards.