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Jack Armstrong
Elon Musk sent an email to federal employees telling them to list five things they did last week or they would be fired. Which was easier for Elon to do because all five of his were got a lady pregnant. Yet another Elon baby over the weekend number 14 announced that team. Yeah, it is, it is something. It's, I don't know. That's the most under discussed part of his personality. Whatever's going on there.
Joe Getty
I think I may know what's going on there. I don't know that we want to get off on the tangent.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. I do want to talk about Saturday Night Live a little bit later. So the sketches were hilarious with Shane Gillis but man, it was edgy. Edgy stuff.
Joe Getty
Oh really?
Jack Armstrong
Sexually. So much further out there than they normally are. He must have had a big role in the deciding of the, of writing or whatever. Watch some of the Oscars last night. I know you didn't. Nobody did. I don't know why I never hear anybody bring up what I think is what killed the Oscars more than anything, even as much as the lectures was when they went from five pictures to like 10 or 12 or whatever you just can't wrap your head around. I think that's the biggest change that happened. So instead of I've seen two or three of the five and I know what you're talking about most of the time it's gone to maybe I've seen one of two of 12 or whatever and I have no idea who any of these people are, what you're talking about or any jokes or anything. And it's just so irrelevant, you know, not to mention their lecturing in Hollywood and just everybody got sick, all that sort of stuff. Conan hosting I thought was so great. His musical number I'm not going to waste your time was really, really funny with his various time wasting things that he jammed into I'm not going to waste your time Song like the worm from Dune, playing the piano and a variety of other things. But the funniest thing he did, if you didn't see it because I know you didn't, it was a four hour telecast. In the middle of it he had the lafd, the LA fire department come out and tell jokes that he didn't think he could get away with because they're so respected for fighting the fires. So he has the firefighters come out and has them tell some jokes which was really like uncomfortable and funny and in the way that Conan always is really like that from the actual Oscar broadcast though. And I'll just, just give you two little things that happen that I really, really, really couldn't possibly stand any anymore. First of all, they, they no longer show snippets. So when they, when they, when you even get to the best categories, I, I, I, I waited to the final four, right? Actor, actress, director, motion picture. I just wanted to see that last 15 minutes to see if my Bob Dylan movie won, which it didn't. They don't play little clips anymore from any of these. So if you didn't see me, don't have any idea what's going on. Then they announced the winner. The winner goes up there. And they don't have on the screen who they are, what they were in. So, I mean, you couldn't possibly be less interested. Wow. And I don't know why they decided to do that. Also, hooray for Hollywood. And yay for you, girl power. That they moved that. So now they now do actor, director, then actress, then picture. They moved actress to right before best picture to empower women or something. Yay for you. I mean, so transparently, Hollywood. I mean, just like a nice little reminder in there of why we hate everything you do that you made whoop.
Joe Getty
The ass for fine or flip a coin.
Jack Armstrong
Nobody cares. And then one more thing I've always hated in awards shows when they play people off when they're in the middle of something interesting in their speech. Then along comes Adrian Brody last night, who I used to like, and he wins best actor. And he gets up there and he rambles on about nothing. I. No idea what he was talking about. And nobody else seems to understand either something about art and a place in the world or something like that. And they start to play him off. He said, no, no, I've been here before. This is not my first rodeo. You're not going to play me off. And then they take the music away and he rambles on for like another two minutes. Everybody's, like, looking at their watch or tapping their television. Dude, get off the freaking stage. Give him the hook. What are you talking about? So, yeah, and that was the. That might have been the absolute death knell of acceptance speeches.
Joe Getty
Somebody needs to invent the compelling meter. And if you're not above a seven, we're playing you off. No, it's not our fault, it's yours. You're not compelling.
Jack Armstrong
Right. How many times have I seen them play somebody off when they're talking about my parents died and their last wish was. And then they start the music. No, no, no. What did. No, that. Not now. But if they're rambling about nothing, go ahead and get them the hell out of there. What's the name of the movie? That one.
Joe Getty
Nora and Cora.
Jack Armstrong
Something like that. Whatever it is. It's a. It's a dramedy about sex workers But I do like the fact that it was not giant stars and made for $6 million, which, as one critic pointed out, that's probably about the worth of many of these stars. Second home. But the idea that, you know, you don't need a ton of money to make a big blockbuster film. I went to. Or to make a successful piece of art, if that's what you claim you're into. Of course, that's not what they're all really into. They're into making money. I went to Captain America on Saturday night. Couldn't have been a bigger piece of crap. Oh, my God, it was just horrible. My kids said that. That the first thing when we walked out there. Geez, that was awful. Too long, too convoluted. Just. Just way too much everything. But the thing that stuck out to me the most, and maybe I've got this in my head because of this new Tom Cotton book that's out seven things you can't say about China is this whole United States versus Japan scenario that they dug up here for Captain America. And China is never the bad guy in any movie, which Tom Cotton writes about in his book. And it happened once years ago in that Seven Years Tibet movie, and all the movie studios got punished for it. And so now nobody dares have a Chinese bad guy. When we were kids, because Joe and I were old, the bad guy was always a Russian, maybe an East German, but, you know, a communist of some sort. Now you can't have the number one foe of the United States on earth who we're gonna be battling for all of the rest of our lives as a bad guy in a motion picture. How crazy is that culturally?
Joe Getty
Can I get it 100% in terms of the business? If Hollywood, quote unquote, has decided, well, no, the Chinese market's too important, and so we're not gonna antagonize them, that's fine. But you have chosen your business over any sort of claim to being a moral force or a, you know, any sort of influence on society whatsoever. No, you've. You've made your choice. I mean, it's not like they're letting the French off the hook for being a pain in the ass. They're letting Communist China, malevolent superpower that tortures, enslaves, and commits genocide off the hook for that stuff.
Jack Armstrong
So.
Joe Getty
Yeah. No. Well, one or the other.
Jack Armstrong
And your constant mentioning throughout the Oscars on about last night, because I only saw the last 20 minutes, really. But, you know, over the years, all the. We reflect life back to you in A way that blah, blah, blah. You're not reflecting life at all if you're leaving China out of the entire conversation. How did we get so off track that at some point the Oscars mattered? I was trying to remember that last night, why that was. Why was that the number two? What Most watched show in America every year? Why did we think they were royalty? It all seems so silly now, right?
Joe Getty
Well, anybody who thought they were royalty is a soft head. But I think it's because, you know, movies, when they're not annoying the crap out of you, are an amazing art form and they can be incredibly powerful or funny, memorable, the rest of it and the people who make them were. We appreciate it. But the, the whole self importance thing just. Just ruined it.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I don't know. It seems. I can't wait to hear the ratings. I'll bet. I'll bet they were quite low.
Joe Getty
Marlon Brando, he screwed up when he sent that fake Indian lady to go get his Oscar back in the day.
Jack Armstrong
That's way back.
Joe Getty
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Jack Armstrong
I don't know.
Joe Getty
That was. He was the George Washington of screwing up the Oscars. Of course, he was completely nuts.
Jack Armstrong
God, watching that Marvel movie, I just thought, how, how dumb are we as a culture that, like this is our big expression of the motion picture industry, this sort of thing?
Joe Getty
When they're done designing a compelling O meter, they can design a crappy O meter. And I would like to see the. The ratings of two very different steaming piles of dung. That Captain America movie and the transgender cartel boss movie that I watched, taking one for the team, because that was a tedious horror and they got shut out more or less. Except for the one or nobody cares, but. Yeah, which, which one? Because they're, they're. They're horrifying in such different ways.
Jack Armstrong
I really wish that the lead of the trans movie hadn't bad mouthed the whole Black Lives Matter George Floyd thing.
Joe Getty
Oh, I know.
Jack Armstrong
Because otherwise they would have won all the awards night. You know, they would have. And it would have been the absolute final nail in the coffin of the whole thing.
Joe Getty
Would have been hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Jack Armstrong
It's funny that the star wasn't. I was trying to explain this to my kids and they were having trouble grasping. So she. I can't remember, is it he or she or. I don't, I don't. I always get the train. Just like the time change. I can't get straight who changed to what. But the, the trans actor badmouthing George Floyd and they couldn't understand. But, but they're Trans. So don't people, like. Don't they, like. No, no, no. There's a pecking order on these things and you have to be all in on everything. And I said, you got to be all in on climate change. You got to be all. Being on Anti Trump. You got to be all in on the Black Lives Matter. You gotta be all in on trans. There's, like, one that I've left out and the whole intersectionality. Yeah. And if you. If you leave one of them out, you're out of the package. You're just. You're out. They kick you out.
Joe Getty
Did you mention Palestinians?
Jack Armstrong
That might have been it.
Joe Getty
That's a big one.
Jack Armstrong
But if you leave one of those out, you're kicked out of the pack. And this person was on the wrong side of Black Lives Matter, so sorry. You can be as trans as you want all day long. You're out of the pack. You probably don't care about climate change. You probably drive a diesel truck.
Joe Getty
What do we call it? Was it the NATO of woke?
Jack Armstrong
Yes.
Joe Getty
Or something like that.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
An attack on one is an attack on all.
Jack Armstrong
Absolutely. And that is the way it works. That's too bad that happened, though. The Oscars would have been so good last night. Oh, God. I would have watched the whole four hours, probably.
Joe Getty
Right. My only question if that.
Jack Armstrong
Horrible.
Joe Getty
And it's on Netflix, the transgender Amelia Hernandez or whatever it's called. It's on Netflix, I would encourage you to watch some of it because it is definitely of the so bad it's good genre for a while. It's incredibly long, and it just would have been interesting to see if it had won awards and. And because nobody's seen the damn thing, if. If people started flocking to it, having heard that it's, you know, God's gift. And it would have been interesting to see how many people would come out of it saying, oh, oh, my goodness, it's just a cinematic achievement because they'd been told to think that. And how many would come out and say, honestly, that was a tedious. It was like being punished for something. It was as idiotic as it was boring. Right.
Jack Armstrong
Would have anybody on the left had the guts to come out and say, look, I'm up with trans everything. But that was crap.
Joe Getty
Right?
Jack Armstrong
Probably not.
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Coming up, how the government spending, federal government has grown and where the money's actually going these days.
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Lindsey Graham turned hard on Zielinski on Friday afternoon, as did who? Oh, Speaker Mike Johnson. We'll get to some of that stuff coming up. And I think one of the more important questions I want to hear Joe's opinion. Suit or no suit, how big a deal is a suit?
Joe Getty
Oh, for the love of God, how.
Jack Armstrong
Big a deal is a suit?
Joe Getty
Yeah, I think I accidentally just answered that. Are you kidding?
Jack Armstrong
Seems to be a really big deal.
Joe Getty
I'd rather talk about the Oscars.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. Just, just the first thing Trump said to him.
Joe Getty
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Well, you might, you might not know the whole backstory. So I'll bring that to you at the bottom.
Joe Getty
The backstory coming up. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm just gonna express this and then we can move on. No matter which way you swing politically, unless you're a lunatic, there are going to be parts of your coalition that you're not real crazy about. It's just part of being in a two party system anyway, how government spending has grown and where the money is going. Really interesting analysis that surprised me in a couple of different ways and did not surprise me at all in others. The increase in government spending over the last decade is not as big as it appears because of population growth and inflation.
Jack Armstrong
And so population growth, I can't imagine. But inflation, yeah, of course, yeah, that makes perfect sense.
Joe Getty
When your population grows, you get more revenue and you spend more. Anyway, we have been running deficits for nearly 25 years now as a country. The deficit is what happens in the budget every year. The debt is when you total all that up. And they say it's partly due to structural gaps between tax collections and federal spending. That's the good old we want a buck and a quarter worth of services for a buck. And partly due to emergencies that prompted significant tax cuts and spending, although that's always going to happen now and again. It's like the rainy day fund. It's not an excuse, it's just an explanation. So as so adjusting for inflation population, it shows that spending still climbed in the last 10 years, but not as much as it might seem. And then they get into some of the complexities of it. We don't really have the time and it's complicated. If you don't have the numbers in front of you. But the important part in a moment.
Jack Armstrong
I hadn't thought about the inflation part. I mean if I'm shocked at what everything costs all the time, I should be shocked. Even if there wasn't an increase in spending, in how much debt, you know, or deficit we come up with every year because it's, you know, it would increase also the same way. My son took a girl to lunch yesterday. He asked me for some money. I gave him $40. I expected to get a good deal of change because he went to Cane's Chicken. Cane's Chicken, it's fast food. He comes back and he gives me like a quarter and three pennies. I said, how many people did you feed? So it was just me and her. Cost $40 for the two he'd eat at Cane's Chicken. Wow. Yeah, it does.
Joe Getty
Wow. Yeah. So anyway, they've got this weird graph. I've never seen anything like it before. It's, it's blobs representing the amount that is. Well the are spending on Social Security, national Defense, Medicare, other health, et cetera. And the size of the thickness of the blob indicates how much of the budget is. And then the blob kind of is like a boa constrictor with a pig in the middle except that boa constrictor is kind of starving or guy squeezed or something and weird twisting blobs of bowl constrictors. Anyway, here's the, the takeaway. Social Security is number one and is still number one but even more so.
Jack Armstrong
Oh wow.
Joe Getty
National defense, which as of, you know, 2015, because we're talking about the decade, was number two and briefly number three below Medicare has now plunged, plunged to fifth place and net interest has gone from second to last of the 10 or so of factors here and a rather skinny little boa constrictor up into third place. Oh, don't like above even Medicare.
Jack Armstrong
Well that's what Elon keeps talking about and he's right. Yeah, I got, I'd say okay, suit or no suit. Why that's what Joe thinks of that. Among other things. On the way.
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Jack Armstrong
Glow, why don't you wear a suit? Why don't you wear a suit? You're the highest level in this country's office and you refuse to wear a suit. Just want to see if you do own a suit.
Joe Getty
Yeah, you have problems.
Jack Armstrong
A lot of Americans have problems.
Joe Getty
Would you not expect me?
Jack Armstrong
I don't have such I will wear.
Joe Getty
A costume after this war will finish.
Jack Armstrong
I thought that question was incredibly out of line. But where are you? A lot of a lot of people That I really like. Some of my favorite pundits, they said he should have wore a suit. I have no opinion really on it. Doesn't bother me that he doesn't wear a suit. But Axios reported yesterday that the Trump administration told him, show up in a suit. Him not showing up in a suit when the White House said show up in a suit is a bit of a. I don't give a crap what you think. No doubt. And I probably didn't help things. I mean, if you, if you saw that when they first came together and it was on tv while we were on the air, they had audio there. When Zelensky gets out of the limo and Trump's standing there in front of the White House and they meet right there where the cars park. And Zelensky walked up and Trump said, hey, I see you dressed up. First words he said to him, wow. So that stuck in his craw that Zelensky did not wear a suit.
Joe Getty
Yeah. I've got to admit, I'm not with the crowd on this. I think it's a lame argument. Zelensky says, like Churchill, did I wear this in solidarity with our men fighting on the, on the front. And if I was the president, I'd say, oh, okay. I don't think insisting he wear a suit when he hasn't for years since he got invaded, that has no significance to me.
Jack Armstrong
It doesn't to me either. But you're not Donald Trump. And Rich Lowry writes in National Review, I was going to read it later, but one of the things he mentions is you got to have people, you got to realize who you're dealing with. I mean, if you're trying to accomplish a deal, I mean, we've been in this situation before. I've had to swallow my pride a gazillion times on various things because of the things that set other people off or that they want to get what you ultimately want. And Rich Lowry writes in the National Review, if your people are smart, they would have told you, look, Trump really cares about the suit thing. So wear a suit and you just swallow it. And you wear a suit even though you said you wouldn't. Because it matters to Trump, because ultimately what you want is the help of the United States. That's the only argument I'd make toward wearing a suit. The fact that it actually matters is ridiculous.
Joe Getty
Yeah, it could absolutely be described as a different sort of self discipline where you will, whether it's swallow your pride or what have you do what is best for your long term goals. I mean, you are essentially being self serving by acquiescing in that moment. So you could describe it as self discipline. On the other hand, there is a line you cross where you are being obsequious and allowing yourself to be humiliated. And that's not good for the soul. And that is also, if you cross that line, that's an indication that the deal isn't worth getting. I'm not saying that that's the case here, but everybody has to make their own decision on that. You know, there are, we've talked with, you know, wry, bitter humor about prisoners. What are we, Justice Department involved individuals? What are the woke crowd want to call inmates these days?
Jack Armstrong
Capitalist victims.
Joe Getty
Exactly. Victims of the patriarchy. Anyway, we've seen parole hearings where the inmate says to the parole board, essentially, I don't like anybody telling me what to do right now. And they're like, yeah, well, I think you're right where you need to be, chum. Okay, that's like one extreme of I'm not even going to, that's kind of like the hard ass tough guy. I'm never going to give an inch even it, if it would change my life, you know, enormously for the better. Then at the other end is, you know, the obsequious person who just endures humiliation after humiliation, hoping that, you know, it all works out and they're going to be miserable too. So everybody's got to draw their own line.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, that's a tough one. I, I don't think it should matter, but it mattered to Trump. And if I think so. The New York Post is reporting that a bunch of Democrats met with Zelensky before he went into that meeting and they were telling him, you know, hold your ground, demand security guarantees. And I think maybe even the article said, you know, don't, don't wear the suit. You're, you know, this is your stay committed to yourself or whatever. So I don't think he got good advice from the Democrats. And then there's some other theories that Democrats were there to blow it up. I, I don't, I don't think that's the case. But I think they, they miss Advised him. Right. If, if that is exactly what happened. So there's that issue, the whole suit thing, the guy asking the question, I mean, jeez, of all the things going on in the world, in the number of lives at stake, to have the question, why are you wearing a suit? Do you even own a suit?
Joe Getty
Well, that was because he was crawling up Trump's behind the reporter. The graphic metaphor yeah, the reporter was just currying favor with Trump World. That's one of the trends right now in, especially in alternative media. There are opportunities now available to make your name in a way that was never possible before because you didn't get a sniff of, wow, that's a really. You thought that last metaphor was, you.
Jack Armstrong
Know, first of all, where did that metaphor come from? Am I supposed to be happy if somebody does that to me? I'm not happy if you do that to me.
Joe Getty
It sounds painful at best. Yeah. Anyway, the idea of getting a seat at the table of major media and making your name and people saying, wow, who is that? Maybe I'll tune in. I was just impossible. Because the Bigfoot media controlled all of it. And so there's this enormous hunger to get that ticket, to ask that question, to be there in the briefing room. But the way you get that ticket is to perform the aforementioned physically impossible act that I was describing, and that is prove how completely obedient and obsequious you are to Trump World, which is not something we're going to do around here, even agreeing with him as much as we do.
Jack Armstrong
Well, back to the players in the, you know, budding World War iii. As Trump kept saying it, you want World War Three, you're going to drag us into World War iii. Lindsey Graham apparently met with Zelinsky and said, just smile and say thank you. Smile and say thank you until that little meeting's over. And then get behind closed doors. That's what Senator Lindsey Graham's advice was to Zelensky.
Joe Getty
That is clearly correct.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Although a lot of that stuff would have been hard to sit there and listen to. Man.
Joe Getty
Up until the blow up, though, it was quite congenial.
Jack Armstrong
Yes, it was. It went sideways and it went on.
Joe Getty
For a very long time until that very last question.
Jack Armstrong
I'll read this text. I wasn't planning on reading it yet, but Vance finally said something because he picked up on what I was picking up on the whole time. Every time Trump brought up making a deal, Zelensky responded by saying he needs our support to defeat Putin. They were not talking about the same thing. That is part of the problem. And that's what you. That's why, you know, you always talk about this and in diplomacy thing, you work all this stuff out ahead of time. By the time you sit down together, the deal has been, you know, the. All the eyes have been dotted, T's have been crossed. They sat down with different ideas. I think Zelinsky came in. Yeah. I'm going to Sign it if you give me assurances. And Trump had, he was under the idea that he's going to sign it and then we'll talk about, you know, how we're going to help you out. And if you're that far apart, the argument can get pretty heated pretty fast, I guess.
Joe Getty
Well, and to have it in public like that was just a horrifying miscalculation for Zelensky. Maybe some folks think he was forced into it or baited into it, I don't know. But I mean, it's like you can have a big blow up with your spouse before you get to the dinner party or at the dinner party.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, my God, I've never done the latter.
Joe Getty
And if it happens at the dinner party, that's completely different. Now it's all on the table. Your differences are out in the open, say, and you will be answering for that for a very long time as opposed to it's before it. Everybody keeps a smile on their face. Then you get home and you work it out. It's, it's, it's a, it's a horse of a different color. It's, it's, you know, the difference in degree that, that is a difference in kind or whatever you want to, however you want to describe it. Now it's busted. And where it goes from here, who knows?
Jack Armstrong
As I've said, I don't think the suit's a big thing. I can't believe we're even talking about it. But I do think that's what set off Trump from the beginning, as it's the first thing he said to Zelensky. I will say this for the other side of the argument, which I know a lot of you feel like he is, you know, denigrating the, the, our Oval Office, the People's Office, by not wearing a suit there. He said, I'm not going to wear a costume until this war is over. Other people have pointed out, well, you're wearing a military costume to, to signify a certain thing. How about you wear a diplomat costume to signify you're being a diplomat at this point?
Joe Getty
That's not, not unreasonable.
Jack Armstrong
Not unreasonable. Lindsey Graham, who has been as big a Zelinsky honk as you could possibly get supporting him. You know, for the last three years, we've played a gazillion clips and I've agreed with almost everything Lindsey Graham has said about Zelinsky, said this after everything fell apart on Friday.
J
So what I think, complete, utter disaster. Somebody asked me, am I embarrassed about Trump? I have never been more proud of the President. I was very proud of JD Vance standing up for our country. We want to be helpful.
Jack Armstrong
More from Lindsey Graham right after this.
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Jack Armstrong
So I didn't know how big supporters of Ukraine and Zelinsky were going to react like I thought Marco Rubio's expression was. He was disappointed in Trump and Vance. He wasn't. He was disappointed in Zelensky. At least is the way he portrayed it yesterday on the talk shows. And I didn't know how Graham would react. Well, here he was Friday afternoon.
J
What I saw in the Oval Office was disrespectful and I don't know if we can ever do business with Zelensky again. I don't. I think most Americans saw a guy that they would not want to go in business with. The way he handled the meeting, the way he confronted the President was just over the top. He either needs to resign and send somebody over that we can do business with, or he needs to change.
Jack Armstrong
That's pretty strong. And the White House was well. And if you don't know how this played out afterwards, Zelinsky wanted to hang around and say, well, let's get back together. Let me, let me talk to the President, let's fix this, or whatever Marco Rubio said, no, president wants you to go. You got to go. So he went out and got in his car and drove away. And the White House said, we need an apology before we're even going to start talking to you again. Zelensky goes on. Brett Baer, a couple hours later on Fox, does an interview. Brett Baer gives him three chances to flat out apologize. He doesn't. I understand where he's coming from. I mean, I don't know what am I exactly apologizing for. I mean, you could do the old, I'm Apollo, I apologize if I offended you. But that's not a real apology.
Joe Getty
No. Now, one of the things that really bothered me about the whole deal is especially as we were discussing earlier, given the language barrier and Zelensky's English is good, but it's not like it lacks the subtleties of understanding of a native speaker. And one of the reasons you always keep your cool is because there are aspects of what's happening that you might not be fully aware of at the time. And you can always burn bridges, as they say. If it's a good idea to chew somebody out now, think about it for an hour, review what actually happened and why it might have happened. Then if the chewing out needs to happen, do it. But getting hot in the moment, I think is a terrible idea.
Jack Armstrong
Well, it's always a terrible idea. But if you could have stayed cool in that setting, you're a different beast than 99.9999% of human beings is.
Joe Getty
Trump or Zelensky?
Jack Armstrong
Zelensky.
Joe Getty
Right, right. I'm talking about Trump and Vance. You didn't have to jump ugly. Although again, the repeated disagreement and lecturing on camera is not a facet of those grip and grin things. So there's plenty of fault on both sides. What is and the thing, the thing that bothers me about part of Trump world right now is that because they got into a spat and everybody lost their head a little bit, therefore he's a demon who must be purged from mankind when in fact, the United States and its priorities and needs have not changed an iota just because they had a little spat. And if what you thought changed fundamentally, that seems strange to me. People get hot and exchange words all the time. That doesn't change your interests.
Jack Armstrong
So Howard Lutnick, who were you praising last week was just on Fox, and I just saw it up on the tv, says Trump's gonna beat down both sides. That's the way he does deals and brings them together. He's going to beat down Zelinsky. He's going to beat down Putin. Well, I haven't seen any of the beating down Putin part happening yet. We got more on the way.
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Jack Armstrong
A couple on a Qatar Airlines flight was forced to sit next to a dead body after the woman next to them passed away mid flight. But on the bright side, at least she finally stopped coughing. I thought that was funny.
Joe Getty
That is very funny. Darkly amusing.
Jack Armstrong
Have you seen the fake ad from Saturday Night Live with Shane Gillis? Couple of Beers. My doctor recommends a couple of beers at a party. Don't know what to who to talk to. Feeling kind of bored. My doctor recommends a couple of beers. But there's many examples, and it's very funny. I do not like my antiperspirant that I put on today. Do you use the kind that's like.
Joe Getty
Powdery or a spray gel?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I don't like the gel. My armpits feel wet all the time. I don't like that.
Joe Getty
Putting too much on.
Jack Armstrong
What are you.
Joe Getty
Is that slathering it up, like.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I'm putting too much on.
Joe Getty
Coating.
Jack Armstrong
I feel like I smell it too much, and I just. My armpits feel wet.
J
An aggressive scent.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Over application issue, obviously. Okay, Michael, we'll need you to go to Mr. Armstrong's home in the morning and help him apply his deodorant.
Jack Armstrong
So here's something I probably shouldn't have done, but I did. I was feeling really sick all last week. I worked from home Tuesday through Friday, and then Friday was feeling worse than ever. And I was constantly wondering throughout, you know, do I have something that's going to go away on its own, a virus, or do I have something that's turned into something that I'm going to need antibiotics for to get rid of? Several times in my life, I have waited way too long for something to go away and been, like, practically unable to walk, to go to the doctor's office to get in to get an antibiotic. And then, like, it seems like within hours, I feel better. And I think when I do that earlier, of course, we all know the problem, as we've talked about many times on the radio over the years, that people way overuse antibiotics for viruses that are going to go away on their own. And we're going to breed a superbug that kills off all of humankind.
Joe Getty
Well summarized.
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Jack Armstrong
You did as I did on Friday. So I was feeling so horrible on Friday. I went. I took an antibiotic just on my own. I have extra antibiotics around the house from various situations my kids have been in. And I decided, I'm taking an antibiotic. I feel so horrible. And I took the dose you're supposed to take, and the next day I felt way better. Way better. Now, of course, there's no way of knowing if the antibiotic did it, and they usually work really fast in my experience, or if I just, you know, had turned the corner on my virus. So I don't know. So I contacted a doctor friend of mine, not my doctor because I wouldn't want to tell my doctor that I went rogue on him. I contacted a doctor that I know, he's a retired doctor, and I said, well, should I stop it at this point since I feel better or should I keep going? And he said, well, at this point I think you should go ahead and finish the antibiotic. And I said, what about the whole breeding of superbug that kills off mankind? He said, you're not going to be responsible for that if you finish this antibiotic. Which is a pretty good point.
Joe Getty
Well, and finishing it. But finishing it is important. Stopping it is the worst thing you can possibly do.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, well, yeah, I might have just had a cold that no antibiotics ever gonna have any effect on whatsoever, so.
Joe Getty
Right.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have just been taking random medications on my own, but all I know is I felt better on Saturday, so.
Joe Getty
Well, not completely random. Oh, that reminds me, there are a couple of significant headlines. They're not getting any attention because we're yelling about other things these days. A couple of headlines having to do with bat viruses. Perhaps you recall the pandemic of a few years past. It was fairly disruptive. They're coming up next hour.
Jack Armstrong
There's some new ones floating around.
Joe Getty
Well, yeah, yeah, that's one of the stories. Yeah.
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I also want to talk about this. Shocking.
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Jack Armstrong
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Joe Getty
Not only China, sir. A particular little city in China.
Jack Armstrong
And for the first time ever, one of the two major parties. Majority does not like Israel. First time it's ever happened. In Gallup polling, the Democrats 60% unfavorable view of Israel. First time that's ever happened at the major party. You can dig into that, among other things. Stay with us.
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Armstrong & Getty On Demand: "I Can't Even" – Comprehensive Episode Summary
Introduction
In the March 3, 2025 episode titled "I Can't Even," hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty delve into a variety of contemporary topics, blending sharp political commentary with cultural critiques. This episode navigates through high-profile news events, entertainment industry shifts, and personal anecdotes, offering listeners a multifaceted perspective on current affairs.
1. Elon Musk’s Controversial Email to Federal Employees
The episode kicks off with a discussion about Elon Musk's recent email to federal employees, which demanded they list five of their accomplishments from the past week or face termination.
Armstrong criticizes Musk's management style and hints at Musk's personal life distractions impacting his professional decisions.
2. Saturday Night Live and Shane Gillis’s Edgy Sketches
Transitioning to entertainment, Armstrong and Getty scrutinize the latest "Saturday Night Live" (SNL) episode featuring Shane Gillis, highlighting its bold and edgy content.
They commend the show's daring humor but express discomfort over certain jokes, particularly those involving respected professions like firefighters.
3. Critique of the Oscars: Structural Changes and Impact on Relevance
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the hosts' dissatisfaction with recent changes to the Oscars ceremony. They argue that expanding the number of nominees dilutes the event's prestige and alienates viewers.
Jack Armstrong [03:48]: "They moved actress to right before best picture to empower women or something. Yay for you. I mean, so transparently, Hollywood."
Joe Getty [10:55]: "Marlon Brando, he screwed up when he sent that fake Indian lady to go get his Oscar back in the day."
Armstrong laments the absence of film clips during the nominations, making it harder for audiences to connect with lesser-known films and actors.
4. Hollywood’s Geopolitical Narratives: The Absence of Chinese Antagonists
The duo critiques Hollywood's strategic avoidance of portraying China as a villain, attributing this shift to business interests prioritizing the lucrative Chinese market over authentic storytelling.
Jack Armstrong [09:19]: "Now you can't have the number one foe of the United States on earth who we're gonna be battling for all of our lives as a bad guy in a motion picture. How crazy is that culturally?"
Joe Getty [09:55]: "If Hollywood, quote unquote, has decided, well, no, the Chinese market's too important, and so we're not gonna antagonize them, that's fine. But you have chosen your business over any sort of claim to being a moral force."
They highlight the cultural implications of this shift, suggesting it undermines the authenticity and moral stance traditionally upheld by American cinema.
5. Government Spending Analysis: Inflation and Population Growth Factors
Shifting to fiscal matters, Getty provides an analysis of government spending trends over the past decade, adjusting for inflation and population growth.
Joe Getty [19:12]: "The increase in government spending over the last decade is not as big as it appears because of population growth and inflation."
Jack Armstrong [20:13]: "I hadn't thought about the inflation part. I mean if I'm shocked at what everything costs all the time, I should be shocked."
They break down key areas of expenditure, noting that Social Security remains the largest component, followed by National Defense, with Medicare and net interest payments also seeing significant changes.
6. Political Tensions: The Suit Debate Between Trump and Zelensky
One of the most heated discussions revolves around the diplomatic spat between former President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, centering on the importance of wearing suits during meetings.
Jack Armstrong [25:17]: "Glow, why don't you wear a suit? You're the highest level in this country's office and you refuse to wear a suit."
Joe Getty [27:08]: "It could absolutely be described as a different sort of self discipline where you will, whether it's swallow your pride or what have you do what is best for your long term goals."
Armstrong criticizes both leaders: Trump for fixating on the attire and Zelensky for not showing appropriate diplomatic decorum. They explore the broader implications of such personal disputes on international relations and public perception.
7. Personal Anecdotes: Antibiotic Use and Superbug Concerns
Adding a personal touch, Armstrong shares his experience of self-medicating with antibiotics during an illness, highlighting concerns about antibiotic resistance.
Jack Armstrong [43:40]: "So I was feeling so horrible on Friday. I went. I took an antibiotic just on my own... I don't know."
Joe Getty [44:30]: "Well, and finishing it. But finishing it is important. Stopping it is the worst thing you can possibly do."
They discuss the dangers of overusing antibiotics, emphasizing the global threat of superbugs and the importance of adhering to medical guidelines.
Conclusion
In "I Can't Even," Armstrong and Getty navigate through a labyrinth of topics with their characteristic blend of humor and critical analysis. From high-stakes political maneuvers and entertainment industry critiques to personal health choices, the episode offers listeners a thought-provoking exploration of the multifaceted issues shaping today's world.
Notable Quotes:
Jack Armstrong [02:58]: "Elon Musk sent an email to federal employees telling them to list five things they did last week or they would be fired."
Joe Getty [19:12]: "The increase in government spending over the last decade is not as big as it appears because of population growth and inflation."
Jack Armstrong [25:17]: "Glow, why don't you wear a suit? You're the highest level in this country's office and you refuse to wear a suit."
Jack Armstrong [43:40]: "I took an antibiotic just on my own. I don't know."
This episode exemplifies Armstrong and Getty's ability to dissect complex issues with wit and insight, making it a compelling listen for fans eager to stay informed and entertained.