I Could Spend All Day Doing This!

Summary

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Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Episode: "I Could Spend All Day Doing This!"

Date: October 28, 2025

Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this lively and comedic episode, the Armstrong & Getty crew dive into the quirks of human anatomy, specifically the oddly named “wenis,” and share hilarious insights about shopping with partners at Costco. The conversation bounces from the pain of paper cuts to evolutionary shopping impulses, with tangents about preparing for a baby, nostalgic family moments, and a playful take on odd body part names. The episode is filled with laughter, playful ribbing, and relatable stories about relationships and mundane pleasures.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Pain of Paper Cuts & Human Nerve Distribution

[00:46-01:14]

• Drew laments a recent paper cut, claiming, “Just hack my finger off, and it’d hurt less.”
  • Katie explains: "You got so many nerve endings in your fingers because they’re just so incredibly important to us as humans."
• Discussion on differences in sensitivity across body parts, including the "wenis."

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2. The “Wenis” & Other Odd Anatomy Terms

[01:15-03:35]

• The crew discovers that the “wenis”—the loose skin on your elbow—is oddly numb compared to other areas.
  • Jack: “Pinch it as hard as you can. You’ll feel a thing.”
  • Drew: “That’s called your wenis.”
• The dialogue spirals into playful, slightly immature territory:
  • Katie: “Show me your weenus. Go up and say that to five random guys and tell me what happens.” (02:05)
  • They joke about the reactions one might get from such a proposition and debate other supposed slang terms, poking fun at urban dictionary entries.
  • Katie: “This is almost the most dirtiest thing we’ve ever done.”
  • Jack: “Yeah, it is. It’s childish. It’s idiotic.” (03:38)

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3. Viral Clip: Do Husbands Enjoy Shopping at Costco with Their Wives?

[03:39-04:12]

• Katie introduces a viral audio segment of a man asking husbands at Costco: “On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love coming to Costco with your wife?”
  • Multiple men quickly respond: “Zero. Can I say negative?”
  • One husband boasts: “That’s why I’m by myself. She’s over there.” (04:12)
  • Contrast occurs as some on the show admit they actually enjoy shopping with their spouse.
  • Jack: “I have a failed marriage, and I liked going to the store… Target, Costco, whatever.” (04:23)

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4. Couples & Shopping Habits

[04:21-05:39]

• Team members reflect on their own shopping partnerships:
  • Katie: Points out that she and her partner spend more money together at Costco.
  • Drew: “When I go with [partner], it’s more like perusing... when I go alone, it’s a list and I go.”
  • They joke that shopping together makes them more likely to make impulse or abundance purchases, theorizing it’s rooted in human evolution.

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5. The Caveman Impulse at Costco

[05:39-06:47]

• Katie: Draws an evolutionary parallel, likening shopping at Costco with seeing an abundance of resources even when you don't need them:
  • “It’s gotta be like a caveman who’s totally full comes across an animal… he’s like, 'I’m not hungry…'”
  • Drew: Quips, “I see no man ever.” (06:29)
  • The group jokes and returns to the “wenis” theme.

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6. Stockpiling Costcos & Shopping Logic

[06:47-07:14]

• Jack: Shares his reflex to keep buying massive quantities of items he doesn’t need—like AAA batteries.
  • “I got more triple A batteries than any human being would ever need.”
  • Katie: “Judy says, 'Well, we’re now stocked up for the next five years.'”

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7. Nostalgia: Preparing for a First Child

[07:14-08:08]

• Jack: Shares a sentimental memory about shopping at Target and Costco with his wife during her first pregnancy:
  • “One of my favorite things of my life was when we would…the first child, specifically…going to Target or Costco and doing our shopping, getting ready for it. Oh, I loved that period of my life. It was fantastic.” (07:32)
  • Drew responds, looking forward to a similar experience.

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8. Creating a Nursery & Family Traditions

[08:08-08:56]

• The crew jokes about nursery themes and preparing homes for babies:
  • Katie: “What color are we painting the nursery…or the baby’s room?”
  • Drew and partner plan a “baby zoo” theme, tied to their early dates at the zoo.
  • Katie: Gets nostalgic about reading animal books and doing voices for her young children.

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9. Playful Finale: The “Vagina” & Well-Seasoned Forks

[09:16-10:12]

• Drew humorously references the “vagina,” allegedly the pit on the other side of the “wenis.”
  • Katie: “You’re an idiot.”
  • Jack: “You can’t argue with Urban Dictionary.”
• The episode wraps up with jokes about Jack’s ever-present, “well-cured” personal fork:
  • Drew: “There probably aren’t that many people who could immediately pull out a fork.”
  • Jack: “Yes, you’re the only one I know.” (10:08)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Just hack my finger off, and it’d hurt less.”
  — Drew, on paper cuts [00:47]

• “Pinch it as hard as you can. You’ll feel a thing. …That’s your wenis.”
  — Jack [01:45]

• “Show me your weenus. Go up and say that to five random guys and tell me what happens.”
  — Katie [02:05]

• “This is almost the most dirtiest thing we’ve ever done.”
  — Guest [03:32]

• “Zero. Can I say negative?”
  — Costco husbands, on shopping with their wives [03:53-04:04]

• “When we go together, we spend more, and I don’t know why that is.”
  — Drew [04:40]

• “I got more triple A batteries than any human being would ever need.”
  — Jack [06:47]

• “One of my favorite things of my life was…going to Target or Costco and doing our shopping, getting ready for [the first child]. Oh, I loved that period of my life. It was fantastic.”
  — Jack [07:32]

• “You’re an idiot.”
  — Katie, on the “vagina” [09:27]

• “There probably aren’t that many people who could immediately pull out a fork… Yes, you’re the only one I know.”
  — Drew & Jack [10:08]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:34] – Episode kicks off; “I could spend all day doing this.”
• [01:15] – Exploring nerve endings, the “wenis,” and numb body parts
• [03:39] – Viral clip: “How much do you love coming to Costco with your wife?”
• [04:29] – Sharing personal shopping experiences as couples
• [05:39] – Evolutionary impulse to “stock up” at Costco
• [07:14] – Fond recollection: Shopping for baby’s arrival
• [08:20] – Nursery planning and family nostalgia
• [09:16] – Finale: The “vagina,” Urban Dictionary, and Jack’s legendary fork

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Tone & Style

The episode is marked by rapid-fire banter, comedic asides, and an easy, self-deprecating rapport. The hosts riff on the absurdities of language, social conventions, and domestic life, blending nostalgia with irreverent humor.

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Transcript

[Podcast Host]

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[iHeart Advertising Rep]

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[Katie]

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

[Jack]

You're a good boy.

[Drew]

That's right, dude.

[iHeart Advertising Rep]

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[Jack]

I could spend all day doing this. It's one more thing.

[Drew]

Armstrong and Getty.

[Katie]

One more thing.

[Jack]

I'm gonna let Katie handle the clip because I. She knows more about what it is.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, before I do that, I want to know why paper cuts hurt so damn bad. Man. I just got one right in the crease of my index finger, and it just hack my finger off, and it hurt less.

[Katie]

You got so many nerve endings in your fingers because they. They're just so incredibly important. Do as humans.

[Drew]

And I was doing something, and in my head, I was like, you're gonna get a paper cut. And then. You idiot. I, like, warned myself.

[Katie]

Oh, God, I'm shuddering.

[Jack]

And there are parts of your body where you have almost no feeling. If you've ever, like, done something to.

[Katie]

My heart, Various parts of my leg.

[Jack]

Your Venus.

[Drew]

It's the loose skin on the end of your elbow. It's called your wienis. And there's.

[Katie]

I was gonna say I got plenty of feeling in mind, but, no.

[Jack]

If your WENUS is numb, see a doctor.

[Katie]

I use too much of that cream.

[Jack]

But what's your wenis?

[Drew]

It's the. The skin on your elbow that, like, when you straighten your arm, you just have that skin right there. Pinch it as hard as you can. You'll feel a thing.

[Jack]

You feel nothing. That's your weenus.

[Drew]

That's called your wenus.

[Jack]

I don't know if everybody's kneecap skin's like this.

[Katie]

I'm sure it's called that. We need to nail this.

[iHeart Advertising Rep]

Look it up.

[Drew]

Google it.

[Guest]

You made this up.

[Jack]

I did not. Well, and also, you're.

[iHeart Advertising Rep]

You're. You're this part of your ear.

[Jack]

Your lagina.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Jack]

You can't feel anything.

[Katie]

Show me your wienas. Go up and say that to five random guys and tell me what happens.

[Drew]

That's Your homework? Do it. Because it's called ola. Cranial skin. But it said weenus is a slang term used for the loose skin on the elbow joint.

[Jack]

Okay, it's a slang term, but I agree with Joe. You walk up to most dudes or just do this on your. Your own Instagram page. Hey, guys, I want to see your wienis and get ready for the dps.

[Katie]

Yeah. Hell, yeah, I'm down. We'll be the reply from every single guy.

[Jack]

I'm really in the mood to see your weakness. And then just get ready for your inbox. Yeah, like, I have no feeling on the skin of my. The. My kneecaps. Is that normal? Really? Because I've sliced them open a couple of times in recent years, and you can't feel it.

[Katie]

Yeah, I skinned my knees regularly as a kid, and I remember it stung.

[Jack]

But it might be an evolutionary thing. You spend a lot of time banging your knees on stuff as a human being.

[Drew]

Spending a lot of time on your knees there, Jack.

[Katie]

How do you think we got where we are? We flipped a coin. Jack lost.

[Jack]

Oh, that's funny. Your weenus.

[Drew]

You guys learned something new today.

[Jack]

I gotta ask my kids and my teenage boys about this. They'll find that very entertaining.

[Katie]

And, you know, the very last eyelash toward the outside, it's known as your festicles. Come on.

[Jack]

No, it's.

[Katie]

Come on.

[Guest]

This is almost the most dirtiest thing we've ever done.

[Jack]

Yeah, it is. It's. It's.

[Katie]

It's childish. It's idiotic.

[Jack]

Yes. Let's stop. So what is this Clipper about to hear, Katie?

[Drew]

This guy is going around to Costco asking men who are with their wives, scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like coming to Costco with your wife?

[Jack]

Okay, cool.

[Podcast Host]

The scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love coming to Costco with your wife?

[Jack]

Zero.

[Podcast Host]

How much do you love coming to Costco with your wife?

[Jack]

Zero. Can I say negative?

[Podcast Host]

How much do you love coming to Costco with your wife without her?

[Katie]

10.

[Podcast Host]

1 to 10. How much do you love coming to Costco with your wife?

[Jack]

About zero. Wow.

[Podcast Host]

Do you love coming to Costco with your wife?

[Jack]

Oh, zero. That's why I'm by myself. She's over there. That's interesting.

[Guest]

My wife and I love going to Costco together.

[Drew]

Yeah. Drew and I love it, too.

[iHeart Advertising Rep]

Yeah.

[Jack]

And I was gonna say, I. My. I have a failed marriage, and I liked going to the store when we'd go to the store together. Target, Costco, Costco, whatever.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah.

[Katie]

Judy, Usually goes without me just because I'm at work when she goes. But yeah, when we go, occasionally it's. It's fun. Oh, maybe that's because it's occasionally for me. I don't know.

[Drew]

Yeah. I rarely go shopping with Drew, but I will say that when we go together, we spend more, and I don't know why that is.

[Jack]

Wow, that's an interesting thought.

[Katie]

100%, yeah.

[Jack]

Why does that happen, do you think?

[Katie]

I don't. Because she think sees a certain number of things that super giant package of which you probably ought to have. And. And he's got. They overl. But you got your own, you know. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. We could use four giant jugs of that.

[Jack]

I remember those thoughts, though. When we're together at a store is more likely to. You know what? We need one of these that neither one of us might have done on our own. I'm not exactly sure why they also.

[Drew]

Do more shopping, like, together. Like, when I go in and go shopping, it's like a list, and I go. When I'm with him, it's more like perusing, you know?

[Katie]

Yeah.

[Jack]

Because. Okay, that makes sense. Maybe that's it. You're not. You're not as focused on just get in, get your stuff, and get out. You're kind of walking around together. It's an activity.

[Katie]

Yeah, right, right. Hey, this can't just be me. This has got to be, like, an evolutionary adaptation or some. Something deep in the animal brain. When I go past the area that has, like, boxes and boxes of. Boxes of brand new, like, socks or, you know, sweats or whatever, I feel like. Because I don't need any damn socks. I feel like, oh, damn, I don't need any socks. That's too bad, because there's such an abundance of socks there. Reasonably priced. And I think, oh, this is a missed opportunity. It's gotta be like, you know, a caveman who's totally full comes across an animal that he can easily kill and eat it. He's like, I'm not hungry. Not hungry for a beaver right now.

[Drew]

I see no man ever.

[Katie]

It's. Oh, boy. Again with the childish.

[Jack]

You're a weenus.

[Katie]

Yeah, it's gotta be something like that. There is nourishment, but you don't need it. And it feels like a wasted opportunity or something. I don't know.

[Jack]

I have a problem with Costco, where I think I should buy this big package of AAA batteries. And I did that last time and the time before, and I got more triple A batteries than any human being would ever need.

[Katie]

Yeah, I got a lot of triple done that too. And Judy says, well, we're now stocked up for the next five years. I'm like, what? What are you talking about? You got those last time you were there. Oh, well, it was a good time then, and it's a good time today. It's a good idea, I should say.

[Jack]

I got a question for you, Katie. I don't know if you've done this or not, or maybe I'm. I don't know. But I see couples doing this, and it almost. It can make me misty eyed. One of my favorite things of my life was when we would the first child, specifically because once you have a kid, then you got. It's a whole different thing. But pregnant with the first child and like, going to Target or Costco and stuff like that and doing our shopping, getting ready for it. Oh, I loved that period of my life. It was fantastic.

[Drew]

Drew and I have not done that yet, and I'm very excited about it, but we have not. Our schedules are so out of whack that we're setting a date, hopefully Friday.

[Jack]

Friday. So maybe, I guess maybe I got more feminine nesting in me than most guys are. I don't know. I don't know what. But I really enjoyed that. Getting prepared, buying stuff together for the whole next chapter of your life.

[Katie]

What color are we painting the nursery or the baby's room or whatever? If you had a room.

[Guest]

Yeah, that's.

[Drew]

That were. He's. We're actually poor guy who. We're converting his office. So he's going to move all of his office stuff into my office, and we're gonna do like a baby zoo themed baby zoo.

[Katie]

Nice.

[Jack]

Now, this is a zoo that have babies in the cages or it's a.

[Katie]

Zoo zoo with caged babies for. That's it. Gawk at.

[Drew]

That's it. We. We're thinking out of the box. No, but like, one of our first dates and one of our favorite places to go is the zoo. So we're gonna do like, little baby zoo animals.

[Katie]

Oh, well, yeah, that's. That's great because kids, babies love animals and learning their names and what noises they make. I tell you what, you want to talk about misty eyed. Take me back to reading all the books to my kids when they were little and how much I enjoyed that. Oh, and doing all the voices and the animal names and their noises and. And all of it.

[Jack]

Oh, you want to go to the baby zoo at feeding time when they come out of their little holes. So you can see them out there.

[Katie]

Yeah, well, in the zookeepers, you know, breastfeeding, you know, so.

[Drew]

So many boobs.

[Katie]

Yeah. Feeding time at the baby zoo is. Well, it's a different experience than, you know, hurling meat at a tiger.

[Jack]

And that seems like a good place to. To end.

[Drew]

Well, hang on. I want to take us back to the childish thing. I'm looking at a thing, the wienis on the other side. The pit is called the vagina.

[Katie]

Oh, no, it's not.

[Jack]

Really?

[Guest]

You made this up.

[Drew]

I'm looking at it.

[Katie]

You're an idiot.

[Jack]

You can't argue with urban dictionary.

[Guest]

Jack, do you have your fork?

[Jack]

Yes.

[Guest]

Okay, well, just saying. You know that apple pie at Costco is awfully good.

[Jack]

I do have my four right here.

[Katie]

Pot always has a fork.

[Drew]

The never been washed. Always.

[Jack]

It hasn't been washed. It's been wiped off, kind of.

[Katie]

It's well cured then. It's like a cast iron pan.

[Guest]

Well, I guess that's it.

[Drew]

It's like a cast. It's well seasoned.

[Jack]

There probably aren't that many people that could immediately pull out a fork.

[Drew]

Yes, you're the only one I know.

[Guest]

And a fight.

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[Jack]

This is an iheart podcast.