Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Episode: "I Could Spend All Day Doing This!"

Date: October 28, 2025

Host: iHeartPodcasts

Episode Overview

In this lively and comedic episode, the Armstrong & Getty crew dive into the quirks of human anatomy, specifically the oddly named “wenis,” and share hilarious insights about shopping with partners at Costco. The conversation bounces from the pain of paper cuts to evolutionary shopping impulses, with tangents about preparing for a baby, nostalgic family moments, and a playful take on odd body part names. The episode is filled with laughter, playful ribbing, and relatable stories about relationships and mundane pleasures.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Pain of Paper Cuts & Human Nerve Distribution

[00:46-01:14]

• Drew laments a recent paper cut, claiming, “Just hack my finger off, and it’d hurt less.”
  • Katie explains: "You got so many nerve endings in your fingers because they’re just so incredibly important to us as humans."
• Discussion on differences in sensitivity across body parts, including the "wenis."

2. The “Wenis” & Other Odd Anatomy Terms

[01:15-03:35]

• The crew discovers that the “wenis”—the loose skin on your elbow—is oddly numb compared to other areas.
  • Jack: “Pinch it as hard as you can. You’ll feel a thing.”
  • Drew: “That’s called your wenis.”
• The dialogue spirals into playful, slightly immature territory:
  • Katie: “Show me your weenus. Go up and say that to five random guys and tell me what happens.” (02:05)
  • They joke about the reactions one might get from such a proposition and debate other supposed slang terms, poking fun at urban dictionary entries.
  • Katie: “This is almost the most dirtiest thing we’ve ever done.”
  • Jack: “Yeah, it is. It’s childish. It’s idiotic.” (03:38)

3. Viral Clip: Do Husbands Enjoy Shopping at Costco with Their Wives?

[03:39-04:12]

• Katie introduces a viral audio segment of a man asking husbands at Costco: “On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love coming to Costco with your wife?”
  • Multiple men quickly respond: “Zero. Can I say negative?”
  • One husband boasts: “That’s why I’m by myself. She’s over there.” (04:12)
  • Contrast occurs as some on the show admit they actually enjoy shopping with their spouse.
  • Jack: “I have a failed marriage, and I liked going to the store… Target, Costco, whatever.” (04:23)

4. Couples & Shopping Habits

[04:21-05:39]

• Team members reflect on their own shopping partnerships:
  • Katie: Points out that she and her partner spend more money together at Costco.
  • Drew: “When I go with [partner], it’s more like perusing... when I go alone, it’s a list and I go.”
  • They joke that shopping together makes them more likely to make impulse or abundance purchases, theorizing it’s rooted in human evolution.

5. The Caveman Impulse at Costco

[05:39-06:47]

• Katie: Draws an evolutionary parallel, likening shopping at Costco with seeing an abundance of resources even when you don't need them:
  • “It’s gotta be like a caveman who’s totally full comes across an animal… he’s like, 'I’m not hungry…'”
  • Drew: Quips, “I see no man ever.” (06:29)
  • The group jokes and returns to the “wenis” theme.

6. Stockpiling Costcos & Shopping Logic

[06:47-07:14]

• Jack: Shares his reflex to keep buying massive quantities of items he doesn’t need—like AAA batteries.
  • “I got more triple A batteries than any human being would ever need.”
  • Katie: “Judy says, 'Well, we’re now stocked up for the next five years.'”

7. Nostalgia: Preparing for a First Child

[07:14-08:08]

• Jack: Shares a sentimental memory about shopping at Target and Costco with his wife during her first pregnancy:
  • “One of my favorite things of my life was when we would…the first child, specifically…going to Target or Costco and doing our shopping, getting ready for it. Oh, I loved that period of my life. It was fantastic.” (07:32)
  • Drew responds, looking forward to a similar experience.

8. Creating a Nursery & Family Traditions

[08:08-08:56]

• The crew jokes about nursery themes and preparing homes for babies:
  • Katie: “What color are we painting the nursery…or the baby’s room?”
  • Drew and partner plan a “baby zoo” theme, tied to their early dates at the zoo.
  • Katie: Gets nostalgic about reading animal books and doing voices for her young children.

9. Playful Finale: The “Vagina” & Well-Seasoned Forks

[09:16-10:12]

• Drew humorously references the “vagina,” allegedly the pit on the other side of the “wenis.”
  • Katie: “You’re an idiot.”
  • Jack: “You can’t argue with Urban Dictionary.”
• The episode wraps up with jokes about Jack’s ever-present, “well-cured” personal fork:
  • Drew: “There probably aren’t that many people who could immediately pull out a fork.”
  • Jack: “Yes, you’re the only one I know.” (10:08)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Just hack my finger off, and it’d hurt less.”
  — Drew, on paper cuts [00:47]

• “Pinch it as hard as you can. You’ll feel a thing. …That’s your wenis.”
  — Jack [01:45]

• “Show me your weenus. Go up and say that to five random guys and tell me what happens.”
  — Katie [02:05]

• “This is almost the most dirtiest thing we’ve ever done.”
  — Guest [03:32]

• “Zero. Can I say negative?”
  — Costco husbands, on shopping with their wives [03:53-04:04]

• “When we go together, we spend more, and I don’t know why that is.”
  — Drew [04:40]

• “I got more triple A batteries than any human being would ever need.”
  — Jack [06:47]

• “One of my favorite things of my life was…going to Target or Costco and doing our shopping, getting ready for [the first child]. Oh, I loved that period of my life. It was fantastic.”
  — Jack [07:32]

• “You’re an idiot.”
  — Katie, on the “vagina” [09:27]

• “There probably aren’t that many people who could immediately pull out a fork… Yes, you’re the only one I know.”
  — Drew & Jack [10:08]

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:34] – Episode kicks off; “I could spend all day doing this.”
• [01:15] – Exploring nerve endings, the “wenis,” and numb body parts
• [03:39] – Viral clip: “How much do you love coming to Costco with your wife?”
• [04:29] – Sharing personal shopping experiences as couples
• [05:39] – Evolutionary impulse to “stock up” at Costco
• [07:14] – Fond recollection: Shopping for baby’s arrival
• [08:20] – Nursery planning and family nostalgia
• [09:16] – Finale: The “vagina,” Urban Dictionary, and Jack’s legendary fork

Tone & Style

The episode is marked by rapid-fire banter, comedic asides, and an easy, self-deprecating rapport. The hosts riff on the absurdities of language, social conventions, and domestic life, blending nostalgia with irreverent humor.