Armstrong & Getty On Demand Episode: "I Don't Care If The Mountain Dwarf Kicks The High Elf In His Magic Nut Sack" Release Date: January 27, 2025
Introduction
In this vibrant episode of the Armstrong & Getty On Demand podcast, hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from political discourse and cultural shifts to light-hearted confessions and pop culture anecdotes. Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, the duo engages listeners with their trademark humor and candid discussions.
Confession Corner
[01:01] Jack Armstrong opens the episode with an intriguing confession segment, hinting at a personal admission that promises to stir conversation. With playful anticipation, Jack sets the stage for a series of outrageous confessions, adding a comedic twist to the segment.
- Jack Armstrong: “A good book informs us that confession is good for the soul. I need to confess a terrible thing. Embarrassing. I will feel the weight of society's disapproval, but I need it. I need it to reform. So stay with us.”
[13:23] Jack Armstrong masterfully escalates the tension by presenting increasingly absurd confession options, keeping both Joe and Katie on their toes.
- Jack Armstrong: “A. I, Joe Getty, have a second wife across town with whom I have two children. She is an illegal alien, and I keep her in line by threatening her with deportation.”
- Joe Getty: “What the hell did you do that ranks? Are you going to want to associate with you after this?”
- Jack Armstrong: “C. I had never seen Gladiator until this weekend. Wow. Whoa.”
The segment culminates in Jack admitting to never having seen the iconic film "Gladiator", eliciting laughter and light-hearted banter among the hosts.
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Debate
In a sharp critique of current DEI initiatives, [01:45] Jack Armstrong discusses the high fees charged by former Attorney General Eric Holder for civil rights audits. He expresses skepticism towards DEI, suggesting it represents a "neo-Marxist plot to take over institutions."
- Jack Armstrong: “DEI is not about diversity. It's about takeover. It's a neo Marxist plot to take over institutions by calling everybody a racist and cowing them into submission.”
The conversation delves into the perceived rollback of DEI programs, highlighting the financial motivations of consultants and questioning the true intent behind these initiatives.
Dungeons & Dragons: A Cultural Shift
[04:10] Joe Getty and [04:14] Jack Armstrong explore the recent changes in Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) rules, notably the shift from using "race" to "species" to describe different beings.
- Jack Armstrong: “They are no longer going to use the term race to differentiate between the different sort of beings in there. They're going to use species instead.”
The hosts humorously discuss the implications of these changes, touching on how traditional character traits are being decoupled from biological identities, much to the chagrin of long-time fans.
Fashion Forward: Cashmere Out, Yak In?
Transitioning to lighter topics, [08:21] Joe Getty and [08:22] Jack Armstrong debate current fashion trends, particularly the resurgence of man-made fabrics over natural materials like cashmere.
- Joe Getty: “Man made fabrics being popular. Polyester doesn't wrinkle, shrink, or fade as much. It's just, there's a lot of advantages.”
- Jack Armstrong: “Cashmere is out. You might as well be wearing cotton, you plebeian.”
The discussion meanders through personal anecdotes about expensive clothing items, the practicality of different fabrics, and the humorous notion of a "$998 cashmere shirt" being "bulletproof."
Celebrity Buzz: Obama and Aniston Rumors
The conversation takes a speculative turn as [11:04] Katie introduces the swirling rumors of a rumored relationship between Barack Obama and Jennifer Aniston.
- Joe Getty: “The Obamas splitting up and him getting with Jennifer Aniston, gossip wise, that would be an all-time hit.”
The hosts playfully contemplate the potential media frenzy such a revelation would ignite, showcasing their knack for blending humor with pop culture commentary.
Political Spotlight: Interview with Kevin Kiley
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to an insightful interview with Kevin Kiley, Republican congressman from California's third district. Discussing the tumultuous first week of the Trump administration, the conversation centers on immigration policies, forest management, and the handling of wildfires in California.
[18:38] Kevin Kiley praises Trump's swift executive actions aimed at restoring border security and criticizes California's previous lax immigration policies.
- Kevin Kiley: “President Trump has not wasted any time in fulfilling that promise and bringing some sanity back to US Immigration policy.”
The discussion shifts to California's environmental policies, where [22:00] Kevin Kiley criticizes Governor Gavin Newsom's handling of forest management and water resources, attributing the state's catastrophic wildfires to bureaucratic inefficiencies and misguided regulations.
- Kevin Kiley: “When you look at the way California has managed its forests and managed its water supply, it is just the exact opposite of what both science and common sense say that we ought to do.”
The interview concludes with Kiley outlining the Republican priorities, including border security, economic revitalization through regulatory reform, and tax relief measures.
Sports Talk: Football and Refereeing Woes
[31:10] Kevin Kiley briefly interjects with commentary on the Kansas City Chiefs' recent performance, leading into a discussion about the challenges of officiating in football.
- Joe Getty: “I never understood how they do it.”
[31:14] Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty lament the seemingly biased refereeing decisions, humorously attributing the Chiefs' success to favorable calls rather than skill.
Cultural Conversations: Navigating Transgender Issues
The episode touches on sensitive cultural topics as [33:09] Joe Getty shares a personal anecdote about interacting with a transgender individual in a professional setting. The conversation navigates the complexities of societal acceptance and personal discomfort, reflecting broader debates on gender identity and inclusion.
- Joe Getty: “I just wondered about that so that you haven't. And it would appear just natural human reaction. You're kind of off put by a woman with a beard.”
[35:00] Joe Getty underscores the tension between personal sentiments and societal expectations, highlighting the challenges of discussing such topics in both public and private spheres.
Conclusion
Wrapping up, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty reiterate the breadth of topics covered, from political upheavals and cultural shifts to personal confessions and societal debates. The episode encapsulates the dynamic interplay between humor and serious discourse, offering listeners a comprehensive look at contemporary issues through the lens of Armstrong and Getty's distinctive conversational style.
- Jack Armstrong: “Stay here, Armstrong and Getty.”
Listeners are left with thought-provoking discussions interspersed with laughter, embodying the essence of the Armstrong & Getty Show—a blend of insightful commentary and relatable banter.
Notable Quotes:
- Jack Armstrong [01:01]: “A good book informs us that confession is good for the soul. I need to confess a terrible thing.”
- Jack Armstrong [02:25]: “DEI is not about diversity. It's about takeover. It's a neo Marxist plot.”
- Joe Getty [04:10]: “Geeks, listen up. D&D has new rules.”
- Jack Armstrong [08:22]: “Cashmere is out. You might as well be wearing cotton, you plebeian.”
- Kevin Kiley [18:38]: “President Trump has not wasted any time in fulfilling that promise and bringing some sanity back to US Immigration policy.”
- Kevin Kiley [22:00]: “When you look at the way California has managed its forests and managed its water supply, it is just the exact opposite of what both science and common sense say that we ought to do.”
This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand offers a comprehensive exploration of pressing political issues, cultural evolutions, and personal narratives, all delivered with the hosts' characteristic wit and candidness. Whether you're tuned in for the in-depth political analysis or the lighthearted confessions, Armstrong and Getty provide a compelling listening experience that resonates with a diverse audience.