Armstrong & Getty On Demand
Episode: "I Have Big Boobs & Offend The Left"
Date: January 27, 2026
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Producer/Contributor: Michael, Katie Green
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts
Episode Overview
This Armstrong & Getty episode dives into a variety of hot-button cultural and political issues, with pointed, humorous, and occasionally irreverent commentary. The main themes are the rise (or denial) of openly communist ideologies in mainstream American politics, ongoing sanctuary city controversies, Trump’s support among Hispanic voters, high-profile pop culture stunts (notably about Sydney Sweeney), the reality of new warfare technology, and a smattering of offbeat news and banter. True to form, Armstrong & Getty blend serious policy talk with comedic asides, keeping a rapid-fire, conversational tone.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Communists, Socialists & the American Left
- (03:27–04:56):
- The hosts reflect on Bill Maher's comments about New York City councilman Zohran Mamdani, accurately describing him as a "straight up communist," despite his own or the media’s attempts to soften with labels like "democratic socialist."
- Quote:
“He’s a straight up communist. … The guy is communist. He’s been saying it out loud his whole life. He’s hired people who say it out loud. How are you pretending that’s okay?” — Joe Getty (04:08, 04:33)
- They lampoon liberals who deny the shift further left on the political spectrum, warning Democrats risk alienating voters by ignoring the reality.
2. Sanctuary Cities, Immigration, and the Law
- (05:37–13:13):
- The hosts highlight Bill McGurn’s (Wall Street Journal) and Richard Lawson’s (Free Press) criticisms of sanctuary policies as both dangerous and legally dubious.
- Getty cites federal law, questioning the legal basis for cities and states actively thwarting ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) and protecting even criminals from deportation.
- The conflicting Supreme Court rulings – local police are not required to assist ICE, but can’t actively impede – are discussed.
- Quote:
“Mayors and governors behind sanctuary policies are tearing apart the constitutional order. … Sanctuary jurisdictions are directly thwarting federal law.” — Joe Getty reading Lawson (07:12)
- The text line lights up with heated, critical messages accusing the show of defending "ICE thugs" and "President Chaos," prompting the team to consider if coordinated activism is behind the surge.
3. Trump, Hispanic Voters & Immigration Politics
- (09:52–11:18):
- New polling: Trump’s disapproval among Hispanics has risen, but approval remains above 50%.
- They ponder the complex dynamics—legally present, hardworking Hispanics frustrated by crime in immigrant communities, and distaste for the "woke left."
- Quote:
“Combine that with a lot of Hispanic people's just kind of generalized disgust with the woke left … Trump is the guy taking on the woke left.” — Joe Getty (11:42)
4. Online Activism & Outrage Swarms
- (13:27–15:23):
- The discussion shifts to listeners’ angry texts about ICE and Trump, which Armstrong suspects come from organized activist campaigns, not their typical audience.
- They recall similar, past outrage mobs (e.g., over chronic fatigue syndrome jokes).
- Quote:
“For chronically fatigued people, it was a very energetic campaign.” — Joe Getty (15:10)
“My God, I’ve spent a lifetime learning this lesson … Don’t go too far.” — Joe Getty (15:51)
5. Sydney Sweeney’s ‘Controversy’ and Cultural Branding
- (16:12–16:39, 20:21):
- The hosts briefly riff on actress Sydney Sweeney’s deliberate provocations and self-branding ("I have big boobs and offend the left"), laughing about public reactions and the economics of public image.
- Quote:
“I have big boobs and offend the left.” — Michael (16:15)
"They're not bad boobs. I mean it's all, you know, it's quality." — Joe Getty (16:29)
6. Pop Culture & Marvel Franchises
- (21:43–22:36):
- A lighthearted segment about new Marvel content (“Wonder Man”), its meta-take on Hollywood, and strong opinions on legacy characters (e.g., Captain America).
- Quote:
“Not because he’s black, because he’s a wuss. I like the old Captain America.” — Michael (22:40)
7. ICE, Protests, and Media Messages
- (26:34–30:27):
- Analysis of media coverage of ICE-related shootings and protests, where national TV coverage is seen as inviting further escalation.
- Quote:
“Encouraging people or telling people you need to bring a gun because you might be shot by ICE officers.” — Michael (30:11)
8. Modern Warfare: ‘Discombobulators’ and Brain Scramblers
- (30:27–38:05):
- A lengthy, entertaining digression into accusations that the U.S. used a mysterious "discombobulator" or sonic energy weapon in Venezuela, disabling electronics and incapacitating guards.
- Trump’s penchant for revealing military secrets is both criticized and rationalized.
- Memorable Exchange:
“Trump is actually calling it the discombobulator… I’m not allowed to talk about it.” — Joe Getty (30:55)
“I have a feeling that Trump confirming that… The Chinese are like, ‘Oh, yeah, they use the C32!’” — Joe Getty (35:03)
9. Warfare, Technology, and Movie Hype
- (36:48–38:05):
- Considering how new tech might drive future warfare—from nano-drones to EMPs—and riffing on a new Christopher Nolan film ("Odyssey") advertising during football.
10. Randoms: The ‘Death’ of a Famous Albino Alligator
- (41:01–45:26):
- The hosts get caught up in whether they actually saw a specific famous albino alligator in San Francisco, raising questions about memory and museum practices – laced with deadpan humor.
- Quote:
“Or they thought people will come in and look at it. They won’t know the difference. Good enough. Get us through the holiday season.” — Michael (45:26)
11. Remote Learning on Snow Days (NYC)
- (42:54–44:13):
- A brief but pointed critique of Mayor Mamdani’s (NYC) move to swap standard “snow days” for remote learning, which parents and hosts find impractical and motivated by union/funding shenanigans.
- Quote:
“It must just be appeasing the teachers union … because they get full funding … whether they learned anything or not. That’s not part of the deal.” — Michael & Joe Getty (44:03)
12. Final Thoughts, Quips & Quotes
- (46:05–47:37):
- Individual closing thoughts range from jokes about fear of heights and meta-discussions on public expectations to a hope for serious national discussions on immigration prompted by recent crises.
- Quote:
“Famously, in democracies, nothing happens till there’s a crisis. Is the fracas in Minneapolis the crisis it takes for us to talk seriously about our immigration laws? … Please.” — Joe Getty (47:27)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On Left-Ward Political Shift:
- “How are you pretending that’s okay?” — Joe Getty (04:33)
- “If liberals deny it, like he’s just going through a goth phase, they’re going to lose more elections.” — Michael (04:27)
- Sanctuary Policy Critique:
- “Sanctuary jurisdictions are directly thwarting federal law.” — Joe Getty, quoting R. Lawson (07:12)
- On Outrage Campaigns:
- “For chronically fatigued people, it was a very energetic campaign.” — Joe Getty (15:10)
- On ICE & Immigration Politics:
- “Don’t go too far.” — Joe Getty (15:55)
- On Media Messaging:
- “That’s awful damn close to telling people, you better bring a gun, isn’t it?” — Michael (29:28)
- On Technology & Warfare:
- “The brain is an electric organ.” — Joe Getty (33:26)
- On Public Image Stunts:
- “I have big boobs and offend the left.” — Michael (16:15)
Timestamps of Important Segments
- 03:27–04:56: Bill Maher/Communism & the Left
- 05:37–13:13: Sanctuary Cities, Federal Law & ICE
- 09:52–11:18: Trump’s Approval with Hispanic Voters
- 13:27–15:23: Outrage Activism & Listener Texts
- 16:12–16:39, 20:21: Sydney Sweeney’s Publicity Stunt
- 21:43–22:36: New Marvel Shows & Superhero Satire
- 26:34–30:27: ICE Protests, News Coverage & Escalation
- 30:27–38:05: Discombobulator Tech & Modern Warfare
- 42:54–44:13: NYC’s Remote Learning on Snow Days Debate
- 46:05–47:37: Final Thoughts, Immigration Discussion
Tone, Language & Style
Armstrong & Getty’s style is brisk, witty, and irreverent, often blending earnest political critique with sarcasm, self-deprecation, and pop culture references. Their banter, while sometimes biting, avoids mean-spiritedness, opting instead for bemused incredulity about politics, culture, and the news cycle.
For Listeners Who Missed the Episode
This episode delivers Armstrong & Getty’s signature mix of current events, cultural commentary, and comedic riffing. Discussions around leftist politics, sanctuary cities, and media-fueled outrage demonstrate their skepticism toward mainstream narratives and activist pressure campaigns, while lighter topics like pop culture scandals and technological speculation keep the mood lively.
If you’re curious about what’s really driving debates over immigration, why online mobs spring up, or what new weapons might decide future wars (with a healthy dose of comic irreverence), this episode delivers plenty to chew on—or laugh about.
