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Comedian (3:12)

I like to smoke pot and gamble on porn. Want to go out? It's one more thing Armstrong and Gettys. No One more thing.

Co-host (3:22)

End of podcast.

Comedian (3:27)

This is what we were going to do the other day and we what topic did we get off on? Oh, the woman with two vaginas.

Co-host (3:32)

That was it. We went with classier fare.

Comedian (3:38)

That was quite a choice. And again, one of the questions was, is it like bunk beds? One above, one below, or is it like headlights? And it turns out it's like headlights.

Co-host (3:45)

And I pictured bunk beds. For some reason.

Comedian (3:47)

So did I. Anyway, let's not get distracted by this again, this survey is the most attractive hobby a man can have, according to women. So I guess this has got to do with dating apps and things that you list that you like to do. And then there must have been some sort of things you're into because nobody would put some of these on a dating app. But anyway, it's got the most important to the least most most liked. The least liked. Like the number one most attractive hobby to women according to this, was reading. At 98.2% of women checked yes for reading as a positive.

Co-host (4:32)

Yeah, I could see that as a positive. Yeah.

Comedian (4:33)

How would it be a negative? So even if you're not into it, or even if you don't care what he reads or whatever, it's just, it's got to be a good sign that he reads, right?

Co-host (4:42)

My husband loves to read.

Comedian (4:45)

Yeah.

Co-host (4:45)

So me, on the other hand, I I it has to be a book that has my undivided attention from COVID to cover or else it'll lose me.

Comedian (4:53)

My kids mock me all the time because, like, I tell them all the time, like, if I could do anything today, I'd spend the entire afternoon reading like, you're the weirdest person in the world. My kids. But number two on that was no. A foreign language. I don't know. That doesn't impress me. It used to, until I realized your brain is either built to pick Up a foreign language or it's not. It's got nothing to do with anything else. And if you can, good for you. I can't. I can try as hard as I want. The rest of my life, I'm not going to pick up a foreign language.

Co-host (5:23)

I took three years of Spanish and I know nada.

Comedian (5:29)

You know, do you know how many people I know who have said that in my life? Three to five years of Spanish, and they can say the same number of things I can say having taken no Spanish.

Co-host (5:39)

Yeah. I can barely ask where the bathroom is. And like, four out of five times I'll say the library on accident.

Comedian (5:50)

Then you're urinating in the library, and nobody's happy with that. You know, number three, playing an instrument. I have found personally, my personal experience in terms of oppressing women, that seems to rank fairly high. Tis hot, but always seems to work.

Co-host (6:04)

Cooking.

Comedian (6:04)

Gotta keep your mouth shut on that one. I cannot cook that, Jack. I know.

Co-host (6:08)

Okay, hang on. We. We're gonna have a per. We had this personal conversation via text. Have you looked into the crock pot at all?

Comedian (6:16)

I've got to. I believe you. I believe it 100%. That I could up my game instantly by buying a crock pot. And they're like 20 bucks.

Co-host (6:23)

And. And the kids would be like, dad, you made this. And you walk around all, you know in your. Your denim outfit.

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Co-host (6:32)

Look at me go.

Comedian (6:33)

Yeah. Katie's right. The crock pot is awesome. It is. I've got to do that today.

Co-host (6:37)

Yeah.

Comedian (6:38)

Leave myself a note, get the crock pot. Because, I mean, there's. So. It makes my life easier. It's healthier.

Co-host (6:43)

Yep.

Comedian (6:44)

Delicious. Cheaper.

Co-host (6:45)

You get home, you have the ingredients, throw it in there, turn it on, and you can leave the house. Go about your day. Dinner time. Everything's ready to go.

Comedian (6:54)

Just lay around the house in my denim outfit, in my Sydney Sweeney pose, waiting for the food to run.

Co-host (6:59)

Yeah. Reading your Taylor Swift book. It's all good.

Comedian (7:02)

Then woodworking, painting, writing, gardening, swimming, photography round out the top 10. Astronomy is 11th, I gotta say. I don't know. I mean, I don't do dating apps, but if I did dating apps, if I feel like I put my hobby was astronomy, it wouldn't draw a lot of chicks.

Co-host (7:20)

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't look at that and go, oh, yeah.

Comedian (7:25)

Okay, let's go to the bottom of the list. The least attractive hobby to women that men have is Manosphere. So that's dudes who like super duty stuff, like Joe Rogan podcast Or the Tate Brothers podcast, or probably watching ufc. Just like super over the top man stuff.

Co-host (7:51)

I'm laughing because you just described Drew.

Comedian (7:55)

Well. No, there's nothing wrong with this. I didn't say there's anything wrong with those things. It's just. It's an attractive quality.

Co-host (8:01)

Yeah.

Comedian (8:01)

And.

Co-host (8:01)

And you know what? It's funny because I. I never thought of it even as a quality. It's just something that he. Things he enjoys.

Comedian (8:08)

Yeah, sure, that's funny.

Co-host (8:10)

I'm detecting that later. He lives in the manosphere.

Comedian (8:14)

Second least attractive hobby to women. Gambling. Oh, I gamble a lot. Ton. I risk. I work hard, but I spend it on get the casino. Yeah.

Co-host (8:23)

Hey, baby, let's hit the slots.

Comedian (8:25)

But gambling gets less approval than porn. And I'm surprised by that. Only 11% of women found that attractive in a man. You're a weird chick. I like a guy who watches lots of porn.

Co-host (8:43)

Unless you're kind of a freak like him and like to watch it together, but I guess.

Comedian (8:48)

What's your sense of how many women watch porn? I've always assumed nobody.

Co-host (8:51)

I don't know. One. Yeah. Out of all of the women I know, not one of them have ever mentioned, hey, I saw this movie this weekend.

Comedian (9:00)

I've never noticed that either.

Co-host (9:01)

Yeah.

Comedian (9:02)

Arguing online, the fourth least attractive hobby for men. It's your hobby. Arguing. I love to go online and just argue with idiots.

Co-host (9:12)

Boy, that's a rough existence.

Comedian (9:16)

Okay, I don't know what this one is. Funko.

Co-host (9:19)

Oh, God, those pop figures. The. The little. The Funko pops you get.

Comedian (9:24)

I thought it was like if I wear too many clothes on a hot day and I'm outside all day long, I got a bit of a funko going now.

Co-host (9:30)

The Funko, they're. They're kind of the popular. They have like a big head and they come in characters from all TV shows, all bands Air. Hang on. I actually have.

Comedian (9:39)

It's like a bobblehead.

Co-host (9:40)

Yeah.

Comedian (9:41)

Is it different than a bobblehead?

Co-host (9:42)

Sort of.

Comedian (9:43)

Do you know what a funko is, Michael? No clue. Never heard of them. Apparently they're popular. Katie's going to get one to show to me. Okay.

Co-host (9:50)

This is like a Ren and Stimpy one, but they come in these little pop boxes and you see them, they're like toy shops and.

Comedian (9:56)

Right.

Co-host (9:57)

But they're like a big bobblehead toy and you can get them custom made and people that collect these, collect these into like the thousands and it's bizarre.

Comedian (10:04)

Yeah, Emphasis on the word toy.

Co-host (10:07)

Yeah, big emphasis.

Comedian (10:09)

A dude's Got a toy collection maybe. Watch out for that. Smoking pot doesn't pull very well. Although it's at 16% as opposed to porn, which is 10. Cigars doesn't pull very well.

Co-host (10:28)

The smell I know gets to a lot of people.

Comedian (10:30)

Chicks don't like the smell of cigars. You don't see many women smoking cigar. When I was in key west, I bought a really good cigar because they got the Cuban cigars there. I bought a really good cigar and I was walking down Duvall street in key west at night. Now I was about as happy as I've been in a long time. I don't want to get mouth cancer and have my tongue removed.

Co-host (10:48)

So do you just chew on it? Because I know some people that you want it, you smoke it. Okay.

Comedian (10:52)

Yeah.

Co-host (10:54)

My. My friend. Well, it's not my friend. It's one of my parents friends. But he just sits there and gnaws on one after dinner. Yeah.

Comedian (11:02)

And then rounding out the top 10, clubbing. Oh, God.

Co-host (11:07)

All right.

Comedian (11:07)

If you're a woman and you run into a guy who likes clubbing, he's gay. You're wasting your time.

Co-host (11:11)

He's gay or he's 21. Right.

Comedian (11:14)

And he's only going to the club to meet girls. He's not because he likes the club.

Co-host (11:18)

Bingo.

Comedian (11:20)

You have a no women allowed here night and the club is going to be empty. There's not going to be any guys there.

Co-host (11:27)

That's called a gay club.

Comedian (11:29)

God. I used my least favorite thing is when I was a young man, Gladys. I like. I like drinking. I like being at the pool hall. Be me and the dudes were playing pool. We're drinking beer. There's sports on the tv. We're having a shuffleboard. We're having the time of our lives. They'd say, let's go over to the. Whatever the club is nearby in town. Like why it doesn't get any better than this. Well, there aren't any girls here. We're gonna go over there. What happens every single time we go over there? We stand around by ourselves and then we go out to a restaurant and eat and go and go to bed. It's not like we ever end up with any girls. Let's just stay here. But I always lost that argument.

Co-host (12:04)

I never understood that. I went to one club in San Francisco. What the. Oh, it was called supper club. That was what it was called. And I just remember it was around my 23rd birthday. And we went in, all the girls were all dolled up. I was wearing heels that Made my feet bleed 20 minutes into the night like an idiot. But they have a black room and a white room. So all the furniture's black in one room and all the furniture is this pristine white in the other room. But the, the white room was just filled with couches and these drunk morons were just laying on them with their drinks. And two people are making out over here. And my friends like, let's go grab a couch. And I'm like, do you see what's happening on these couches?

Comedian (12:44)

No.

Co-host (12:45)

Oh God. It was just gross. And yeah, the guys didn't. I mean, they were not there for anything other than to find the drunk girl to go grind on.

Comedian (12:52)

Sure, sure. For some reason that reminds me of one time I was sitting at an outside bar in the college town I live in at night and there was a group of guys that came down the street chanting. And I couldn't hear what they were saying until they got close and they were just, what are we looking for? A girl with low self esteem. Where do we want her now? I thought, well, that's what they're looking for. And the woman I was with at the Times said to me, and they will find one. Yeah.

Co-host (13:18)

Hey, at least they were honest.

Comedian (13:19)

Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know, maybe that helps her self esteem. So who am I to judge? So, and then rounding up the 10, only it's not as low as I thought it would be. 24 of women find it attractive. Men that are really into makeup. Okay, again, I don't know.

Co-host (13:35)

Okay again, he's gay. What do you mean? Into makeup?

Comedian (13:39)

So I don't know what that means either. So if you're a dude and you're gonna list your hobbies to a woman, if she asks, what are you into? If you say, I like to gamble on porn in the manosphere with my Funko at my side, you're not going to find a woman that way.

Co-host (13:53)

There's alone forever.

Comedian (13:55)

Say you like to. What was the other list?

Co-host (13:57)

So you like to read while taking.

Comedian (14:00)

Pictures and I like to read in Spanish while I play my guitar with something on the stove. That's how you find a girl. Marry me now and put on an eyeliner. Well, I guess that's it.

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