Armstrong & Getty On Demand: "I Live In An Arctic Hell. I Don't Have Time For Your Bull S!"
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Release Date: March 26, 2025
Overview
In this episode of the Armstrong & Getty On Demand podcast, hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty delve into a range of pressing political and social issues. From the controversial visit to Greenland by America's Second Lady to the scrutiny of public broadcasting institutions like NPR and PBS, the discussion is both dynamic and insightful. Additionally, the hosts touch upon cultural shifts, such as the rise of "kidults," and address listener feedback, offering a comprehensive exploration of current events and societal trends.
1. Controversial Visit to Greenland by America's Second Lady
Timestamp: [03:07] - [06:06]
The episode opens with Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discussing the contentious visit of America's Second Lady, J.D. Vance's wife, to Greenland. The trip, perceived by many Greenlanders as a veiled attempt by the U.S. to assert dominance, has sparked significant backlash.
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Joe Getty expresses skepticism:
"Why did she go? Because Greenland's beautiful this time of year. Why. Why is the second lady... But why did she go to Greenland?"
[03:18] -
Jack Armstrong interprets the visit as a strategic move:
"It's a takeover of a soft move. A low key ish visit to explore possibilities for working together in the future. And not at all an agree aggressive move that signals we want to take you over."
[04:10] -
Joe Getty highlights the Greenlanders' frustration:
"Greenlanders are like, 'I live in an arctic hell, all right. I don't have time for your bull ass. I know what this is.'"
[04:43]
The hosts debate the implications of the visit, questioning the U.S.'s intentions and the potential strain on relationships with European allies. They also touch upon the logistical challenges of integrating Greenland into broader geopolitical strategies.
2. Committee Hearings on NPR and PBS Funding
Timestamp: [06:06] - [12:23]
Marjorie Taylor Greene's leadership of a congressional committee investigating the funding and perceived biases of NPR and PBS becomes the focal point of the discussion.
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Joe Getty criticizes congressional committees:
"I think 99% of them are a complete waste of effort. They're performative, made for TV events where we don't actually learn anything."
[06:06] -
The hosts delve into claims of institutional bias within NPR and PBS:
"They’ve got their entirely liberal listener base for contributions as well. But I mean, this is an institution that the D.C. office... was something like that? Who used to work at NPR and wrote that absolutely fabulous piece, I think it was in the Free Press originally pointing out that their D.C. burea was 92. Zero Democrats to Republicans in Washington D.C. perceived bias."
[07:27] -
Joe Getty sarcastically suggests integrating Greenlanders into American culture:
"Make them feel like they're part of something... The Greenlander Whalers. You can be in the National League or the American League, whichever one you want."
[08:05]
The conversation underscores the polarized views surrounding public broadcasting and raises questions about the motivations behind congressional oversight.
3. Alleged War Plans Leak to The Atlantic
Timestamp: [39:26] - [42:35]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing an alleged leak of war plans to Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic.
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Joe Getty shares alarming details:
"Continuing on with our series from Theodore Roosevelt... They have a recording of Teddy saying this... Here's your freedom loving quote of the day... [Reads speculative war plans]..."
[41:49] -
Jack Armstrong expresses concern over the credibility and potential consequences:
"They’re absolutely 100% war plans. I mean without any doubt whatsoever."
[41:53]
The hosts analyze the authenticity of the leaked information, debating its implications on international relations and national security.
4. The Rise of Kidults and the Lego Market
Timestamp: [25:55] - [29:23]
Shifting gears, Armstrong and Getty explore the burgeoning market of "kidults" — adults who engage in traditionally juvenile activities, like building with LEGO sets.
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Jack Armstrong jokes about LEGO's adult-focused line:
"Their slogan, Lego sex toys. Ow."
[25:55] -
Joe Getty reminisces about past LEGO trends:
"Eight years ago, my kids were selling Legos... LEGO just figured out like a lot of other industries that there's a whole bunch of ain't in a relationship, ain't gonna have kids... That’s where the money is."
[26:23] -
Chris Wright adds a nuanced perspective:
"I was sick a few months ago, I actually got one because I couldn’t... it was a really cool puzzle."
[28:23]
The discussion highlights societal changes, consumer behavior, and the blending of adult and child interests in the modern marketplace.
5. Listener Feedback and Mailbag
Timestamp: [43:50] - [45:47]
The episode includes feedback from listeners, notably a message from Cliff in New Zealand, who praises the show and expresses concerns about media bias.
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Cliff commends the podcast:
"Your podcasts have been key to me retaining what's left of my sanity since retirement..."
[43:50] -
Joe Getty and Jack Armstrong respond to the critique of international media:
"I think the sort of person who wants to be a professional scribbler tends to have a certain personality type... It really isn't anymore... they’re skewing left in a troubling fashion."
[44:12]
This segment underscores the show's engagement with its audience and the shared frustrations regarding media impartiality.
6. Political Commentary and Analysis
Timestamp: [33:53] - [36:30]
The hosts delve deeper into U.S. political strategies and international relations.
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Jack Armstrong discusses U.S. intentions towards Greenland and Canada:
"We're going to annex you. You're a 51st state... Canadian tourism is down 13% year over year, which is billions of dollars in lost spending and probably 14,000 job losses."
[34:04] -
Joe Getty reflects on the practicality of such geopolitical moves:
"It's never gonna happen, okay? Just. It doesn't. I don't think it bears any fruit."
[36:30]
The conversation critiques the administration's policies, highlighting potential economic and diplomatic fallout from aggressive stances.
7. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts
Timestamp: [42:54] - [47:00]
As the episode draws to a close, Armstrong and Getty reflect on governmental transparency and shared frustrations.
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Jack Armstrong quotes Theodore Roosevelt:
"Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people."
[42:35] -
Joe Getty emphasizes ongoing struggles:
"No, no, no. Not everything needs a cutesy name...Some are the...this is a interesting news story."
[29:23]
Their final thoughts encapsulate a desire for more accountable governance and a continued critique of perceived systemic issues.
Notable Quotes
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Joe Getty on Greenlanders' frustration:
"Greenlanders are like, 'I live in an arctic hell, all right. I don't have time for your bull ass. I know what this is.'"
[04:43] -
Jack Armstrong on NPR's funding dynamics:
"They beg their entirely liberal listener base for contributions as well... [NPR's] D.C. office was 92. Zero Democrats to Republicans in Washington D.C. perceived bias."
[07:27] -
Joe Getty on congressional committees:
"I think 99% of them are a complete waste of effort. They're performative, made for TV events where we don't actually learn anything."
[06:06] -
Jack Armstrong quoting Theodore Roosevelt:
"Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people."
[42:54]
Conclusion
This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand offers a robust analysis of international diplomacy, media integrity, and cultural trends. Through candid discussions and critical insights, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty provide listeners with a nuanced understanding of complex issues, interspersed with humor and relatable commentary. For those seeking an in-depth exploration of current events from a conservative perspective, this episode serves as a compelling listen.