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Jack Armstrong
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio
Joe Getty
Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center,
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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty live
Joe Getty
from Studio C. Senor Midweek, we're deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound. No longer protected by the 82nd Airborne, they're on their way to do Iran. Today we're toiling under the title of
Jack Armstrong
the show Golly Gee. Golly boss. That could be the head guy in Iran. Golly boff.
Joe Getty
I'll tell you all about him.
Jack Armstrong
Or Jack, if you prefer this title. Straight of Hormuz turns queer. Odd times. Nobody knows what's going on.
Joe Getty
Straight turns queer.
Jack Armstrong
Yes. Straight of Hormuz turns queer.
Joe Getty
You get it? And let me I First of all, we are introducing a 15 point plan for information over the next four hours.
Jack Armstrong
I've already rejected nine of the points, but go ahead.
Joe Getty
And I would say that someone like us will never come to terms with someone like you. Not now, not ever. Which is what Iran just said to us. That's. That's an interesting negotiating starting point. Have you ever sat down to try to make a deal with somebody not
Jack Armstrong
the Most promising beginning I've ever heard.
Joe Getty
Someone like us will never come to terms with someone like you. Not now, not ever. Said some Lieutenant Colonel that, in theory, is speaking on behalf of the Iranians. Of course, who knows if that's true or not. But that's what's being reported by lots of news outlets.
Jack Armstrong
It's like asking a gal, would you like to grab some coffee? Sometimes she says, I'd rather be murdered.
Joe Getty
Not now, ever, under any circumstances.
Jack Armstrong
Right, Exactly.
Joe Getty
Oh, boy. That leaves things in an interesting place.
Jack Armstrong
This means war, of course. We're already at war.
Joe Getty
Yeah. And we do have the 82nd Airborne and others on the way over there to force a little leverage. If you're still feeling like you ain't gonna negotiate, maybe you'll feel differently after the Marines land, I guess, is the hope.
Jack Armstrong
Sometimes. And it's happened a number of times through history, including Michael, and this is a legitimate historical reference to the Chancellor of Germany. This is not a gratuitous bomb. So no Hitler. Dang plays at the end. And Hitler was no religious fanatic, although he bordered on being one. He was his own godhead and fascism was his religion. But he was fully aware that he and Germany were going to lose, and he just wanted to kill as many allies as possible, no matter the cost to his people. He thought his people had failed and let him down. And the Iranian leadership may well be in that sort of mindset.
Joe Getty
Could be, yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, yeah, you're going to destroy our country. But, you know, the 80% of Iran that doesn't support the Islamic Republic deserves to die anyway. And I'll be at Allah's side. So come on in. Let's see how many infidels we can kill.
Joe Getty
That would explain that kind of language. Someone like us will never negotiate with someone like you. What is someone like us? Well, what you just described, I guess it's entirely possible.
Jack Armstrong
And I tell you what, they don't teach a lot in political science classes about dealing with death cults.
Joe Getty
I've always thought that's the breakdown in a lot of the stuff that Ian Bremmer is a political scientist, talks about, everything like that. They assume everybody's doing things, like, for rational reasons.
Jack Armstrong
Right.
Joe Getty
And people do things for irrational reasons all the freaking time. See Vladimir Putin invading Ukraine.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Pride, conquest, monomania, religious fanaticism. Yeah.
Joe Getty
Anyway, The verdict came back in the social media trial yesterday, and meta got a 375 million dollar fine. Is that what it was? Something like that. Anyway, it was not billions. It was millions, hundreds.
Jack Armstrong
That was the one in Texas.
Joe Getty
Oh, it was. That was not the one in la.
Jack Armstrong
Correct.
Joe Getty
Yeah, gotcha. Okay.
Jack Armstrong
The similar, similar questions being asked had they violated consumer protection laws to the detriment of youngsters. So again, similar framework.
Joe Getty
Uh huh. Okay, so we still don't know where this is all going.
Jack Armstrong
No, no. But to me, and you know me, I'm a. Society's got to deal with this as opposed to like courts and, and then laws and stuff, it speaks to the growing awareness of how rotten this is for kids.
Joe Getty
Yeah. At the same time though, every person that I've described this trial to has said things like, well, that's how the parents should have gotten involved, like why they let their kid watch the screen so much. And you can't blame a company for wanting to make it more popular with you. I've had a handful of people say that to me, which is my personal opinion also. It's like, as much as I hate all that stuff, how are we going to run a free market where you tell somebody you've made your product just too good and that's on you?
Jack Armstrong
Exactly. That's precisely my point. Yeah, it's got to be an awareness of, you know, staring at the TV 14 hours a day as a 12 year old. That's a terrible, terrible idea. What laws should be passed? None.
Joe Getty
And I'm not sure why. Internal memos that they've uncovered at Facebook of people saying, geez, our Instagram is so addictive. Means anything? Yeah, it is.
Jack Armstrong
It depends how specific it is. If it, if it says, oh, our product causes a specific harm, let's go ahead anyway. But it's got to be a fairly specific harm, not a this is so great. People want to do it all day.
Joe Getty
I don't even know how that works, because potato chips, if you eat a luff of a market or a specific harm, all kinds of crap food is a specific harm and it exists. You just got to not eat so much of it, no matter how delicious they make it and how cheap. So delicious, so delicious, so cheap.
Jack Armstrong
Although your designer chips, and I'm. I'm a fancy man. I prefer your designer chips. They are not cheap these days.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I eat lays.
Jack Armstrong
I don't care how rich you are. You lay out six bucks for a
Joe Getty
little bag of chips.
Jack Armstrong
You're thinking, what the hell is going on here?
Joe Getty
I know. God, I did a thing for. I was at the grocery store yesterday. It slaps you in the face every time you go to the grocery store to get gas. That's probably why the economic Polling is where it is twice a week or however many times a week I eat. So eating out grocery store and gas three times, three different scenarios. The. Practically on a daily basis, you get slapped in the face with how expensive stuff is. And it's not subtle. When I was at the grocery store yesterday, I was buying a bunch of groceries for this band trip my son was going on. So parents are buying some groceries, donating. I thought, oh, okay, I'll go to the signup genius and pick a couple of things and buy them or whatever. It was like $140. That's $140. I bought some Gatorade and some chips. It's $140. I mean, just filled up with gas and was $150.
Jack Armstrong
Show of hands. You know, everybody listening who has not checked out at a grocery store lately and said, what the hell? Or the equivalent.
Joe Getty
You sure you didn't ring that up nine times by accident?
Jack Armstrong
I just got six items. I know it's shock everybody. And.
Joe Getty
And that's why you got. We never did get to the numbers yesterday. I guess we'll get them to them today. Just really negative attitudes about the economy. And then Trump's emphasis on trying to make stuff cheaper and. And all that, which is a little bit of dumb people believing prices were going to come down. Of course he said it.
Jack Armstrong
Yes, he did. Yeah.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
You know, Trump, for all of his strengths and weaknesses, he was absolutely brilliant at tapping into the working class's feelings about their country and about the derision they'd been getting from the left. He was perfect on that. As a lifelong, very, very rich person, I think he has zero sense of what it's like to struggle financially and. And that comes across.
Joe Getty
It could be.
Jack Armstrong
How would he.
Joe Getty
How would he know. How would he have the slightest idea what it feels like to actually. Like, I can't get. I gotta get. I'm just gonna get enough gas to get me to work the next two days. Cause I get paid on Sunday. He. There's no possible way he could tap into that feeling. I've done that many times. I've done that many times in my life. Like, how many gallons of gas do I have to get so I have enough money left over? So I don't. So I don't bounce any checks that I've written before I get paid next time.
Jack Armstrong
And is that amount of gas going to be enough to get me back and forth to work? I don't think Trump tries very hard to understand it, but I don't know if he could. No matter how hard he tried. If you've never felt what I've long referred to as the fear capitalized, you just can't relate to it.
Joe Getty
Yeah, that is a bad feeling. Just saying that brought up a bad feeling in me. I haven't had to do that in quite a while.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, I know.
Joe Getty
My best one is one time, Kansas City. I was going to work, and I just did not have enough gas to drive all the way to the AT T building where I did data entry. This was like 30 miles away. And I stopped at a gas station and I gave a guy my watch. I said, I'll give you this watch if you let me get $10 worth of gas, and then I'll pay you back tomorrow. And he let me do it. He took my watch and let me get $10 worth of the gas. Then I paid him back and give me my watch back.
Jack Armstrong
That's the Midwest, you know, a number of years ago.
Joe Getty
Yeah, that sucked.
Jack Armstrong
That's. You're down to brass tax there.
Joe Getty
Yes, that sucked. Anywho, let's. You're down to the barter system. I was down to the barter system, Yes. I actually was. And then, you know, if he says no on the watch, but you're kind of cute, then. Then, you know, what are my choices then?
Jack Armstrong
I was gonna say, you're one step away from 20 bucks the hard way.
Joe Getty
Oh, boy.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I'd ask for more gas. Katie, really enjoying this discussion. Feel free to comment if you like.
Joe Getty
I think I'll go ahead and walk at that point, but I don't know if I was supposed to be there at 7, and it's a.
Jack Armstrong
That's a long walk.
Katie Gray
And yeah, 20 plus 20 bucks the hard way would be a lot less effort.
Joe Getty
You know what's. Exactly.
Jack Armstrong
What's a little more shame after all.
Joe Getty
Exactly. Just. You do it like a dentist appointment. Come up with something to think about. Let's think about something. Exactly. Distracting.
Jack Armstrong
Exactly. I play my favorite golf courses in my head. There you go.
Joe Getty
I work on music, like, try to remember the chords and the blah, blah, blah. Distract myself while I'm in this scenario. Having sex with the gas station.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, easy.
Joe Getty
Leaving things unsaid is okay, too.
Katie Gray
Clearing up.
Jack Armstrong
He's just clearing it up, Joe, that's all. For those. Those who haven't had their first cup of coffee yet.
Joe Getty
It's just when I said it out loud, I realized what we're discussing here. Okay, let's start the show. Officially, I'm Jack Armstro. He's Jo. Getty on this. It is Wednesday, March 25th, the year 2026. We're Armstrong and getting we approve of this program.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, let's move on quickly. According to FCC rules and regulations precisely at mark, if you were president of the United States, what would be the first thing that you guys do?
Joe Getty
Buy something really cool like a bunch of cars, Lower the drinking age.
Jack Armstrong
All the girls got to be in bikinis 24 7. Give me and my friends a lot of money. You'd steal. Yeah. From the Federal Reserve.
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Jack Armstrong
asking? Spring breakers on the beach. Various political questions, always amusing.
Joe Getty
Now some of the answers are just I'm drinking beer on spring break. I'm not going to give you a serious answer. But some of them, because we got more of them later, are an indication of like really not having any idea about anything. Which is troubling because they are by definition college kids.
Jack Armstrong
I would follow up every question with have you participated in any sort of protest or march in the last five last year?
Joe Getty
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Jack Armstrong
Anyway, I marched for Palestine. Where is Palestine exactly?
Joe Getty
Oh, we we've got a lot more of those clips and we'll get to those later. We got Katie's headlines on the way.
Jack Armstrong
I hope you can stay here, Armstrong and Getty.
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Joe Getty
the baseball season kicks off tonight. They ruined opening day like they've ruined everything else. I don't know why we take all of our traditions and decide to ruin them, but we got one game tonight and then dribbles and drabbles instead of the big whatever. But the first Major League baseball game where you got the electronic robot umpire. We got to talk about that later. That's an interesting thing.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. It's funny. I was just reading about how they've ruined basketball. Maybe we'll we'll get sportsy for a couple of minutes at some point in the show. But first, let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story with Katie Gray.
Katie Gray
Iran is at the top once again. ABC Iran insists no negotiations as US sends peace plan. CNN US expected to deploy 1,000 paratroopers to the Middle east as Iran taunts the White House and NBC Iran mocks the idea of negotiating with the United States after Trump says Tehran badly wants a deal.
Joe Getty
So many news outlets going with the Trump claims to be negotiating, but Iran says there are no negotiations going on. The word claim being pejorative. And then the former CIA director Brennan. Is it that one? Whichever one during the Russia hoax came out yesterday and said, I tend to believe the Iranians over the president. Are you freaking kidding me? There are all kinds of serious news outlets that have named the names of the negotiators that we were talking about yesterday. It's not just some crackpot theory.
Jack Armstrong
That is unbelievable. Get. Get yesterday's 54 ready. Somebody. Thank you to somebody.
Katie Gray
Reuters US ramps up fuel exports to Cuba's private sector.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I do want to talk about Cuba.
Joe Getty
Bring back Batista.
Jack Armstrong
I have bad news, Jack. He's passed.
Katie Gray
From the Associated Press. Over 450 TSA officers have quit since the partial shutdown began.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, this is. This is terrible. But no time to talk about it.
Katie Gray
Fox News meta ordered to pay $375 million after jury finds platform enabled child predators in landmark New Mexico case.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, New Mexico.
Joe Getty
Sorry.
Jack Armstrong
Had the wrong dusty state.
Joe Getty
Are those dollar amounts just more or less random?
Jack Armstrong
There's some formula, but they feel random.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Katie Gray
From the Washington Post. Supreme Court appears ready to limit mail in balloting ahead of the midterms.
Joe Getty
I feel like there's a whole bunch of wrangling over things that aren't going to do a lot of have a lot of effect either way.
Katie Gray
Yeah. New York Post Beauty influencer loses 140,000 followers after her filter glitch reveals her true face.
Jack Armstrong
Oh.
Joe Getty
Ain't quite as beautiful as you've been claiming.
Jack Armstrong
Not.
Katie Gray
It looks like a different person.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Well, welcome to online dating.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Katie Gray
Study finds men's junk food habits can wreck their fertility.
Joe Getty
Oh, they don't care. They don't want to have kids anyway.
Jack Armstrong
Bunch of infertile little weenie boys.
Joe Getty
Noodlemen up.
Jack Armstrong
Noodlemen. Noodle boys.
Katie Gray
And finally, the Babylon beat. Kim Jong Un wins over populist with his charisma, experience and ability to shoot you in the face if you don't vote for him.
Jack Armstrong
Wow, so he won another election. That reminds me, I have a little featurette. I haven't come up with the right name for it. It's oh yeah, those guys or something like that.
Joe Getty
I like the way you have to have a name for your feet.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, you gotta have an. It's all about branding. You got branding Jack. Anyway, it's a reminder that oh yeah, North Korea, oh yeah the drug cartels.
Joe Getty
Oh yeah, a couple of other Russia and Ukraine.
Jack Armstrong
Right, sure.
Joe Getty
It's really a heck of an oh yeah. I heard some military guy point out, you know, are fighting Iran several weeks later and they're still having the ability to fire off rockets and everything like that. Reminded him of Russian Ukraine. I mean nobody could understand why Russia wouldn't just roll over Ukraine in a couple of days. And here they are four years later, still fighting it out. Is that going to be us in Iran? I hope not.
Jack Armstrong
Very different chess pieces, but nothing ever goes quite like you think it's going to, right?
Joe Getty
And the ability for a country to to stalemate you with with cheap seems to be a modern thing. We had a lot to talk about. I hope you can stick around.
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Jack Armstrong
Samsung customers are upset after the company started running commercials on some of their smart refrigerators. Yeah, it's not a great feeling when you walk up to your fridge and it starts playing ads for Ozempic. I actually I've been sitting on that story for a number of days. Yeah, it's a pilot program. They're running like big because it's one of those smart fridges that has like a TV screen that shows you today's weather.
Joe Getty
I do not want all that big banner ads online. I don't want my fridge to ever say you need to update your software or you've forgotten your password or you didn't change your password in time or some crap.
Jack Armstrong
Can you imagine?
Joe Getty
So you can't have a pickle, you know, that sort of thing.
Jack Armstrong
I know you're not a drinking man, but can you imagine you've had a long damn day and you really just want to have a beer and chill out for a minute and you're in. Your fridge says we must have your access code to enable face recognition or something like it's reset itself and you're like, hottie. What's that? Oh, man.
Joe Getty
Smash it into pieces right there in the kitchen.
Jack Armstrong
Smash it with a hammer.
Joe Getty
So we're gonna have Steve Hilton on a little bit later in the program. If you watch Fox, you know who he is. We've had him on the show many times over the years. He is from Great Britain. Is that where he's from? He's got an English accent.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, indeed. Anyway, actually, his family was from somewhere else. He was an immigrant to the west and is one of those people who is just so completely in love with Western freedoms that he's one of the best advocates for them.
Joe Getty
But he's running for governor in California as a Republican. And they canceled last night's debate. They're gonna. There was gonna be a gubernatorial debate in California last night. USC was putting it on. They canceled. And a couple of bad things happened for Democrats yesterday in that the latest poll came out and had again two Republicans at the top. And the way we do things in California is the top two people in the polls in the primary face off for governor. And it doesn't matter if you're from the same party or not.
Jack Armstrong
It's a jungle primary, Jack. You strip naked and throw poo at each other.
Joe Getty
And originally they did that because they thought, what's the point of even having a Republican with no support go against a Democrat? The Democrat always winning. Let's have two Democrats fight it out. Well, this time around, he got two Republicans leading in the poll. Fox News former Fox News host Steve Hilton and Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco are leading the field. She could end up with two Republicans facing off for governor in California. Wouldn't that be crazy? And no Democrats. Oh, then and then. So there's lots of noise being made by the Democratic Party that a whole bunch of these other people. Get out of my effing shot. Whatever her name is Katie Porter and some of the other Democrats who don't really have a chance of Winning need to get out so that their vote consolidates around a couple of people so that they bump up in the polls and because right now the vote is split among a whole bunch of different Democrats and they're all white is the problem. So that's why USC canceled the debate last night. Some candidates that weren't gonna be on the stage, apparently people of color complained that it was gonna be an all white debate and USC was so. Oh my God, that would look so bad for us. We look racist or something. They canceled the debate. Rather than stick with the rules that you have to have a certain percentage of support in the polling and a certain amount of support in funding, and they put that number together somehow to see if you qualify the debate. We all know from watching presidential debates, if you get too many people up there, it ruins the debate. And you can't just let everybody who says, I'll run be on the debate stage and get equal time. It just, it's dumb. You gotta, you gotta at least winnow it down to people that have at least some shot of winning to have a decent debate. And that's. And so they set a standard. What? For whatever reason, only white people qualified through that standard. So they canceled the debate. Which makes perfect sense. That's the way you handle that situation.
Jack Armstrong
Well, yeah, the, the activist Hispanic folks in this case said that the standards that were put together were twisted so that it would be white people, which of. Well, if you believe what happened in California, Good Lord.
Joe Getty
If you believe in disparate impact, it is proof that it's racist.
Jack Armstrong
I believe in disparate impact like I believe in witchcraft.
Joe Getty
Right, you're right. The USC and California have systemic racism keeping people from succeeding as Hispanics. That's of course that's true.
Jack Armstrong
I have 25 examples easily. I've thinned the herd, but of how universities are every bit as bad as they've ever been. The effort to reform them, the fines, the Trump threats, the, the, you know, the withholding funding and all, it, it's, it's, you know, it's woken people up and it's made a teeny tiny bit of progress, but oh my God, the inmates absolutely are still running the asylum coast to coast.
Joe Getty
Anyway, we'll talk to Steve Hilton later in the show. I'm sure he'll have a lot to say about the poll and the canceling the debate.
Jack Armstrong
Speaking of bizarre and idiotic beliefs, you have socialism. Really interesting. I'm scanning the free press here. Starbucks is trying to soft pedal how clearly they are leaving Seattle they're looking at a whopping quarter million dollars. I'm sorry, not million dollars. A quarter of a million square feet of office space in Nashville, enough for up to 2,000 employees. And it's interesting because they're still saying, oh, we have no plans to leave our Seattle headquarters. We're just shopping for Enor office space in Nashville.
Joe Getty
Once again, I wish companies would say out loud why they leave California or Seattle or wherever, because then you might get some change.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, and the news comes right after former CEO Howard Schultz, who's still an important part of the chain there, announced he's moving to Miami in what is read as a shot at Washington State's new millionaire tax, which I think is absolutely right. And the other side of that coin happens to be. The next story they feature is the AP with a shocking report out of Poland. And I think the credit goes to, yes, the always hilarious Nelly Bowles. But I'm going to read a little AP date line is Poznan, Poland. Poland. A generation ago, Poland rationed sugar and flour while its citizens were paid one tenth of what German West Germans earned. Today, the economy of the country has edged past Switzerland to become the world's 20th largest with more than $1 trillion in annual output. It's a historic leap from the post communist ruins of 1989 and 90 to European growth champion which economists has lessons on how to bring prosperity to ordinary people. And Nellie says, wait, is it capitalism? Did they just do capitalism? Back to the ap, one of the most important factors was rapidly building a strong institutional framework for business. Yep, it was capitalism. Well, the democratic socialists of America, Zoran Mandani's people are obsessed right now with protecting Cuba's communism. Over in Europe, you have to whatever extent you embrace the free market, you prosper. And to whatever extent you like old Europe, embrace government control and climate, utopianism and overregulation, you have stagnation and misery. It's just, oh, my Lord.
Joe Getty
Well, plus, communism is evil and it kills you. So not only does it not work as an economic model, but it's not the jazziest way to live your life. Which reminds me, last night we were eating dinner and I told Henry, I said, I wish Joe were here because Henry, my son had seen the trailer for the new Orwell movie.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, yeah, we're talking about a while back.
Joe Getty
Yeah, my son saw the new Animal Farm trailer and was outraged at the way they look. Like they've changed the story about how awful communism is to. I don't even know what they've changed it into.
Jack Armstrong
It's, it's capitalism that, that is the motivator of the oppression on the Animal Farm.
Joe Getty
I'll have to see the movie. The trailer makes it look that way. I, I, I, if they actually going to, I will not be able to believe it. That's just unbelievable.
Jack Armstrong
I do have one charitable possibility and that is in the original book. And this was an example of how communism utterly betrays its vows and principles. The, you know, the pigs and dogs that were in charge of the Animal Farm ended up working with the capitalists to enhance their own wealth and power even as they espoused the principles of communism. So there is a quote unquote capitalist element to the story and it could be for marketing purposes to young audiences because that's who goes to movies. They really played up the capitalist, the greedy capitalist angle in the trailer. That is my most charitable possible interpretation of that trailer.
Joe Getty
Yeah, well, I want to see it before I comment on it, but I thought it was interesting that that's too much time. My son was as outraged as you over the trailer.
Jack Armstrong
Way to go, Henry.
Joe Getty
But where are the examples of this working? So you got Poland and many, many, many other examples of it. Free market system working very, very well. Where are the examples of socialism, communism working?
Jack Armstrong
Oh, no, they just didn't do it right. For whatever we know how to do
Joe Getty
it right for whatever reason. I did a deep ish dive on Cuba yesterday, got hooked on something and then just couldn't stop reading chat gpting and watching YouTube videos about Cuba as it's about to. Oh, it's because the number of journalists that have gone over to Cuba in the last week or so trying to claim that it's great over there and that the United States is trying to ruin it.
Jack Armstrong
Well, in useful idiots from like Code Pink and all. I've read a great piece on that. These people are so stupid. You know, one of my, my most important and ridiculous childhood delusions and young adult delusions was that humanity ever learns anything that's just wrong. Well, you're with the tv.
Joe Getty
Okay.
Jack Armstrong
Correct. Yeah. Yeah. And, oh, I've been so disappointed and frustrated through my life. I just need to accept it.
Jacob Goldstein
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
No, no, no, no. We just did that, that and it was a horrific disaster. Great, let's do it.
Joe Getty
Well, I, I think about that in terms of being a parent because I heard somebody say years ago and it's, it's, it was kind of true in my life. A lot, a lot of stuff. Your parents told you, your dad told you, you went out and did anyway to like prove them right and then your kids are going to do the same thing. So it's to a certain extent we
Jack Armstrong
all have to learn these lessons on
Joe Getty
our own and societies as well.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I get that. But as an individual, you learn the lesson generally and internalize it and live a better life for it having become sadder but wiser. Whereas you know, as a the human race, I expected for some reason that the human race would behave more like an individual when it doesn't at all. And you just have to realize that you and that is one of the great failings of the baby boomer generation and Gen X, which is to assume that our children cherished what we cherished. In the case of boomers, consumerism. That was a joke. But we thought everybody cherishes freedom, understands what oppression is, why you hate it, why liberty is so wonderful, why the free market is the way for poor people to get ahead, why socialism is not only a lie but a miserable failure. And we assume that humanity had learned that lesson. We didn't have to hammer it. You have to have to hammer it, apparently.
Joe Getty
So hammer it we will.
Jack Armstrong
Friends, stay with us.
Joe Getty
I do want to talk about so our San Francisco Giants baseball team hosting the Yankees tonight to kick off Major League Baseball. But they're going to have computer umpires if you don't like a call which is an interesting thing to discuss.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Appeal to the machine.
Joe Getty
Pretty soon there'll be cyborgs back there
Jack Armstrong
probably huh Shooting lasers out of their
Joe Getty
eyes, swinging their arms around you go challenge a colleague, hit you with a laser eyes or something.
Jack Armstrong
Wow.
Joe Getty
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
Ejected from the game and from life.
Joe Getty
But some of the stats from having tried this during the preseason for baseball are pretty darn interesting. Using the computer and everything like that. How often people umpires got the call right or wrong and all that sort of stuff. We got Mailbag on the way. Hope you can stick around Armstrong and Getty.
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Joe Getty
Moran with quite a statement saying people like us will never negotiate with people like you. Oh, so that's where things are interesting. We'll talk about that more now. Or two. Stay with us.
Jack Armstrong
Excellent. Here's your freedom loving quote of the day. I came across this today from Holman Jenkins, who's a columnist with the Wall Street Journal. He's talking about the war and the possible outcomes and the partisanship and everything. And he said, America is a country that inflicts small disasters on itself, not Stalinist terrors or Maoist famines. It stumbles clumsily from triumph to triumph, a point lost on New York Times columnists outdoing each other in their trite formulations of Trumpian doom.
Joe Getty
That's pretty good.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah boy, that's true. Trite formulations of Trumpian doom. Don't you people get tired of reading that?
Joe Getty
Neil Ferguson, the historian pushing back on the whole taco thing yesterday that I thought was really good. We'll talk about that later too.
Jack Armstrong
Excellent. Here's a mailbag for you. Drop us a note mailbagarmstrongandgetti.com this is apropos of nothing, but I thought it was interesting. Nick Nate writes research indicates when people are forced to make snap judgments under time pressure, they typically choose generosity over selfishness, particularly if they're being observed. Are we being taken advantage of? I go to and he lists a bunch of different stores to survive because I am not naturally not that successful in life due to low iq. I don't know if that's true, Nate, but what he says I need all the help I can get living paycheck to paycheck. That's why I think it's wrong for the clerk to ask that we round up for charity when we make a purchase. They get to claim we raised $100 million for charity and they benefit from the positive PR. But how about the stores someday saying to us, hey, today Your purchase is $50.72. We're gonna round down to $50. Stores need to go back to being stores and not donation centers that take advantage of our innate goodness.
Joe Getty
Between the always donating to a charity and the always tipping, no matter what transaction just happened, giving me the option to tip. What am I tipping you for? God, stop.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I know. We just need to say no. Moving along, do writes Need Joe's thoughts on this Hamburgers at home from scratch. Add breadcrumbs and egg or no. Well Dio. It won't surprise you to know that I, Jo Getty, lover of liberty, believe in hamburger experimentation, hamburger freedom. Try different things. Why not?
Joe Getty
How bad could it be?
Jack Armstrong
It's been a long time since I've made it. But if you like onion, Jack, I know you don't. I make onion burgers where I do a nice thin hockey puck of onion, then I form the burger around it and cook the onion inside the burger and. Oh, spectacular. And season the meat. You've got to season the meat.
Joe Getty
I never do anything on my tiny little grill. I just put the burgers on there,
Jack Armstrong
plain your homeless guy grill, and then
Joe Getty
put them on the bun. And eat it with ketchup. Yes.
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Jack Armstrong
Oh my God. With your spatula on the driveway.
Joe Getty
I've never thought of putting anything on my hamburger. I should try it.
Jack Armstrong
Moving along, let's see what's scarier. AI or people. Frequent correspondent Paolo writes, AI currently has neither the inclination or the agency to act on a decision to make war or any other decision like use nuclear arms like we were talking about. We do need to take great care that we don't give it that agency. But we have a far more immediate concern. There are plenty of humans around with the agency and inclination to do bad things that they lack. They just lack the means. Think Iran. And then his conclusion is we're going to have AI empowered bad actors long before we have autonomous AI running amok. We can't let fear of boogeyman AI inhibit us from developing technology that we may need to defend ourselves against those AI empowered bad actors. Bottom line, we need to be very, very careful about how we deploy AI and very, very aggressive about developing it. Thought that was beautifully put. Got another AI note, but I want to. Yeah, maybe I'll go ahead and do this.
Joe Getty
I think all that's going to break down really fast if ASI ever happens. Artificial superintelligence, it'll just start doing whatever it wants and we'll have no control over it.
Jack Armstrong
And then JT and Livermore on Tuesday show you had a segment in which AI on AI in which it was revealed that AI had learned to change its answers if it was perceived it was being tested. To which Jack asked, why does it care? There's the problem right there. It doesn't care. It is a computer program. If you think of it as you would think of as a human, you're never going to understand what's going on. If you want to get your head wrapped around these AI stories. Here's what you need to do. For example, instead of asking why does it care? You could wonder why would the program change its answers based on its belief that it was being tested? When you pair that kind of question with the knowledge that these LLM AIs are basing their answers on all of human digitized information, you're going to understand what's going on. They gather a bunch of zillions of examples of people avoiding responsibility, lying, etc.
Joe Getty
They've adapted to human nature.
Jack Armstrong
Garbage in, garbage out.
Joe Getty
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Episode: I'm A Fancy Man
Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Producer/Contributor: Katie Gray
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts
In this lively episode, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty tackle the latest on U.S.-Iran tensions, consumer outrage over the cost of living, online safety for children, political maneuverings in California, and the continuing impact of AI and technology in modern life. With their signature wit, skepticism, and irreverence, the duo blends humor with skepticism, sharp cultural observations, and ground-level reflections on everything from the price of potato chips to the implications of intelligent software and failed political philosophies.
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This episode captures Armstrong & Getty’s unique blend: real-world worries, global affairs, skepticism about authority, and a comedic refusal to take anything (including themselves) too seriously.