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Joe Getty
Kamala D. Harris.
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Michaelangelo
It's like attending your own funeral. And even the mourners are like woohoo. I thought she handled that really well and did the right thing all the way around on that. And I don't know if she had because I've read a lot of books about presidential campaigns and one of the consistent things was just how devastating, emotionally devastating it is to fully commit to trying to be president, United States, thinking you're going to be president of the United States and then losing and just all kinds of different examples. I mean it sends people into a, a spiral that sometimes they never get out of. It's just such a personal rejection. It's the biggest job in the history of the world and, and you almost had it and you did. I don't know if she's got that going. I don't know if she ever like fully bought into the fact that she should or could be president in the way that a John Kerry did or you know, other people that have lost throughout history, the kick in the gut.
Katie Greener
Well, I think she has two things going for protecting your ego wise. And we all do this when we, we fail. Number one, she has some great excuses about the short rant and Biden staying in too long and blah blah blah. And number two, she's a friggin moron. And so she processes this sort of stuff like a golden retriever. So I think she'll be fine.
Michaelangelo
Yeah, it's something I've read about Mitt Romney, Bob Dole, I mentioned John Kerry. Just all kinds of people throughout history. It just.
Katie Greener
Al Gore, please. A very, very bright guy. This is not about Democrats. This is about one individual moron.
Michaelangelo
So anyway, that had to be something to, to, to read those words. Oh yeah, Donald Trump got 300 and however many votes. Kamala D. Harris, California, got 200 some. The winner and next president is Donald Trump. Yeah, that, that had to be. Emotionally, I can't imagine what that felt like in her head.
Katie Greener
As I've mentioned many times through the years and I've looked to find this passage and I can't, at least I haven't so far. Where H.L. mencken talks about how unsuccessful presidential candidates should be hurled from the top of the Washington Monument because otherwise they haunt the like a vengeful ghost, full of bitterness. And some don't, obviously, but like Biden right now having been shoved aside so he couldn't even be beaten, he's on the bitterness parade. That's why he's snapping at reporters about.
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Katie Greener
It's terrible. Al Gore took that bitterness and disappointment, I believe, and said, you know what? F you, America, I'm going to sell you on this climate hoax and become a billionaire. And so he turned his again, he's a very, very bright guy. He turned his bitterness into financial gain.
Michaelangelo
Yeah. And Jimmy Carter, who lost, he, you know, he's a very, very Christian dude and, you know, really turned it toward like individual helping the poor. And I, I think he was perfectly fine in that way.
Katie Greener
Yeah, he, he meddled in foreign policy in ways that, if you read about it and think about it, were absolutely unacceptable. But, yeah, yeah, I think he, he was trying to be a good man.
Michaelangelo
So I've got a, like, what do they call it, a counterfactual or alternative history or something question for you, but it involves Trump. But let's hear from Trump. He just, he's in the midst of, he's still doing a news conference. I don't know how that differs from a press conference, but he has said a couple of interesting things. Let's play a couple of clips.
Donald Trump
We did a great job and we're going to do an even better job because now we have a tremendous amount of experience. We have people that I can rely on. But the 625 million acres, people can't realize it's like the whole ocean. Take an acre, you know, an acre. You have a house on a half an acre, on a quarter of an acre or an acre. If you have an acre, you have a big deal. Now you multiply that by 625 million acres, it's like feels like the whole ocean. And that's our strength. You know, people can say we manufacture. We don't manufacture the thing we have. We have oil and Gas more than anybody in the world, and we're going to have more of it, too.
Michaelangelo
So that's him responding to Joe Biden yesterday. We should have set this up this way that Joe Biden has said he listed that giant chunk of land as no go for drilling. And Trump said, well, I'll end that day one. There is some question, I guess, as to whether Trump can undo it that easily, why Joe Biden, days before he's out of office, is making these sorts of moves. I mean, if that was important to him, he had four years to do it. Why is he doing it now?
Katie Greener
Just getting anything done he can before he leaves the shop.
Michaelangelo
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Katie Greener
I think because he knows how unpopular it is and how it's kowtowing to a particular narrow constituency. But he will pay no price for it. I mean, he's done. So he's going out the door. If he'd done it six months ago and then tried to get something else passed.
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Katie Greener
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Michaelangelo
Based on the way he sounded yesterday, I think he's about to be done with a capital D. Like, like, really?
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One more Trump clip.
Donald Trump
They brought this moron out of the Hague. He's a mean guy. He's a mean, nasty guy. His picture was perfect. Because you look at his picture, you say, that's a bad guy with his robe, his purple robe, and he executes people. He shouldn't be allowed to execute people because he'll execute everybody. He's a nut job. But we want all of those cases with him. And I mean, I don't know the judge in Florida, but we had a brilliant judge in Florida that saw right through it and we won the case. She was a brilliant judge with great courage.
Michaelangelo
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Katie Greener
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Michaelangelo
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Katie Greener
Some purple robed executor of people from the Hague. That's what I gathered.
Michaelangelo
So I was walking around Washington, D.C. where I was a week ago, and we were there over Chris or New Year's Eve, and I was walking around Washington, D.C. and I just kept thinking, I can't believe Trump's going to be president again. I mean, it just. Sometimes it just strikes me anew like, this is wild that this is happening. I saw Brit Hume on Fox yesterday with the certification going on, saying, this is the most surprising political story of my entire life. And Brit Hume is old. It's one of the most surprising stories in the history of our nation, by far. The comeback of Donald Trump, I mean, it's just, it's incredible. Some of it speaks to Donald Trump's amazing talents and policy decisions. Some of it speaks to just how awful the Democratic Party and Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were both aggressively incompetent. Yeah, both of those things had to come together to pull off this amazing upset. But here's my counterfactual that I wonder about. If Donald Trump had lost, like you're supposed to, like most people lose in 2020, and, you know, did basically what Kamala Harris did yesterday, you know, just accepted it and, you know, we'll get him next time and then run again. Yeah, the same way he did what he has still been able to get the same sort of momentum and all that sort of stuff and win. Or did the, did the, the, the riot and then the coverage of it, and did that, did that ultimately help him?
Katie Greener
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Michaelangelo
You don't think so, which, but whether it helped him or he would have.
Katie Greener
No, I don't think, I don't think it helped him, but. And not directly anyway. But here's where it gets really interesting. And this exchange could easily turn into a book. January 6th, which was disgusting. The violent core was disgusting and un American. People who wandered through the Capitol and got over, prosecuted. That's disgusting and un American, too. Both can be true. Anyway, it led to so much overreach and madness. The lawfare, the utterly, you know, ridiculous charges against Trump. And that negativity definitely fueled Trump's support.
Michaelangelo
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Katie Greener
Because it's funny, I thought at first you were gonna say if January 6, Trump had said, well, there's some hankiness and we're gonna look into it, but peaceful transfer of power is important. And so, you know, he won fair or he won, and I'll take that fine. And Everything else had stayed the same, I think he would have won, you know, 42 states, really. Because even though he won, there are plenty of people who remember the, the wrongs and the excesses of his time in power, including January 6th. But I'm not confident because, like I said, the left took the energy of that admittedly awful day and went nuts.
Michaelangelo
Right, right. Which is what pushed someone like me into the oh, screw you with these various cases that are ridiculous. Not the documents one, but the other ones.
Katie Greener
Right, right. Yeah. Well. And I might be the perfect example of a person who was extremely Trump. Skeptical, particularly after January 6, but seeing what the left was doing and how they were doing it and how brutal it was and un American and perverse and unconstitutional and the rest of it, I thought, no, we gotta get you guys out of power. And Trump does need to drain the swamp. You know, I'm not sure how well he can do at it, but he's going to give it a try.
Michaelangelo
Yeah. Somewhere that happened in a parallel universe. I did a lot of reading about parallel universes on the plane the other day. Here's where I get a headache, and I'll talk about that at some point. There are a lot of your leading physicists, astronomer type people, I mean, not whack jobs. These are prominent people who absolutely believe in the multiverse, parallel universe thing just because of the way infinity works. It's fascinating.
Katie Greener
Yeah. I don't know. I, I, I'm not saying that's wrong, because I don't know. I'm just telling you, I never get anywhere thinking about these big questions. I just, I end up thinking I'll never know and the dog needs to be walked.
Michaelangelo
There could be a unit. There's a. Mathematically, you can't argue against this. There's a universe somewhere, a planet like Earth, and a person exactly like you, who's lived, who's lived every single moment of their life up till now, exactly like years. Except you get disgusted and leave the studio and quit. But, but here you're going to continue, and that's where your path diverges. Or at any other point throughout your life.
Katie Greener
Well, I would tell Joe on Plutron 6, dude, you're going to get a better job than this. Go in the hallway vent and then go back to work.
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Katie Greener
Again. I love this sort of thinking, but I'm not good at it. And I mean, do you also believe that an infinite infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of, we'll say keyboards because typewriters are out of date, will eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare? Or is that too big a number in terms of likelihood and variation?
Michaelangelo
I don't think you can rule it out if you have an infrastructure. Infinite number of planets with monkeys on them sitting at typewriters, right?
Katie Greener
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Michaelangelo
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Katie Greener
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Michaelangelo
I thought when you said the word crap, you meant poor, poorly written plays.
Katie Greener
Poor attempts to write Shakespeare. I mean literally the feces.
Michaelangelo
So all but that one where they get it correct. There's a whole bunch of really low level didactic, repetitive, you know, just not very good Shakespeare.
Katie Greener
Well, and imagine you've got your infinite number of monkeys typing away on their infinite typewriters and they get to the end of Henry V or whatever Shakespeare's last work was, and there's like a comma out of place in the last sentence. You would go insane. You would kill yourself.
Michaelangelo
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Katie Greener
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Michaelangelo
If you're like into that sort of stuff. Max Tegmark, who's a very highly respected thinker, writes, I've written, read several of his books about AI and this sort of stuff. He and a lot of his colleagues believe in this because you just can't. There's no mathematical way to prove it not true. But I also find it fascinating that nobody has any idea why the Big bang happened, how it happened, what came before. There's no answer to this stuff even now I find fascinating.
Katie Greener
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. So, yep, I would agree. Now, those of us who exist on earth and not in Jack's dream world with infinite monkeys and the rest of it, here's some news of note to you. Unemployed office workers are having a harder time finding jobs. It's at the highest level of people who've been looking for at least six months for several years. It's increased by more than 50% since the end of 22, 2022. So white collar jobs. The hiring is definitely slowed and people are looking for a longer and longer time for work. I find that interesting partly on a purely human level. I've been out of work. It's no fun. And, and also because, and this happens so often with presidential administrations, trends and sine waves and, well, trends that you can do really nothing about or very little about as the chief executive. Those waves crash onto the shore when you're in the office and you just have to deal with them and you get more credit and, or more blame than you deserve. But given the state of the economy right now and the, just the angst over interest rates and the continuing inflation, it's. It's possible that things could go a little sideways during Trump's watch.
Michaelangelo
Yeah, and he'll get the blame for it, whether it's his fault or not. We also have. I got in this conversation with some of my nieces about college and college education and the value of it and whether, you know, there's a ton of people out there with college degrees and really no skills to go with those college degrees. Yes, that's its own problem.
Katie Greener
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Michaelangelo
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He is back. Ladies and gentlemen, Donald Trump. Because he's got certified yesterday. I mean he was going to be president. And anyway a bunch of limp wristed progressives ain't going to storm the Capitol and stop that from happening.
Katie Greener
Appropriate.
Michaelangelo
It is inappropriate. That's highly inappropriate. But so Trump, who's the opposite of Kamala Harris when it comes to media exposure and taking questions, I mean, you know she never did ever and doomed her he will stand up there and talk for hours, day after day after day, far after he should have stopped on any topic. But we're going to play a clip for you in a second that is might be the news making clip of the day. But he did just a little bit ago say if Canada can't support themselves financially, they should become the 51st state, which he's been joking for a while. Some people are saying that had something to do with driving Trudeau from office, just because it was so bad embarrassing for Canada for the new President of the United States to be calling him Governor Trudeau and talking about Canada being the 51st state. And just his approval rating was low already and it went like into single digits after that.
Katie Greener
Well, and because he lacks testicles, Trudeau, he didn't respond to that in a manful, right, patriotic way. He just took it.
Michaelangelo
Yeah, exactly, exactly. You need to stand up for yourself. But he, Van Jones pointed out on cnn, I thought this was a good point. If you're thinking that would be cool. Canada would be a very blue state and the size of California, roughly. So that's a lot of electoral votes that would be voting Democrat for years to come.
Katie Greener
So gotta divide that puppy up into several states. We could gerrymander that. You know, the Liberals over here, the moose over there. Give me a minute, let me think about it.
Michaelangelo
So in this one, Trump's talking about the Panama Canal and Gulf of Mexico and Greenland and a variety of things, I think. Anyway, here's. Here's Trump.
Donald Trump
Mexico is really in trouble, a lot of trouble. Very dangerous place. And we're going to be announcing at a future date pretty soon. We're going to change because we do most of the work there and it's ours. We're going to be changing sort of the opposite of Biden, where he's closing everything up, essentially getting rid of 50 to 60 trillion dollars worth of assets. We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, which has a beautiful ring that covers a lot of territory. The Gulf of America. What a beautiful name. And it's appropriate. It's appropriate. And Mexico has to stop allowing millions of people to pour into our country. They can stop them. And we're going to put very serious tariffs on Mexico and Canada because Canada, they come through Canada, too. And the drugs that are coming through are at record numbers.
Michaelangelo
Okay, so that is of interesting but of minor importance, apparently. Trump also said it's possible we're going to send the military to Greenland and the Panama Canal. Is that, Do I read this right? The Associated Press headline that I just saw?
Katie Greener
We're gonna send the military to Greenland. I'd have to hear more about that.
Michaelangelo
Did you hear about the. Had you hearing while we're on the break, any of the talk of us taking the Panama Canal?
Katie Greener
I did, yeah.
Michaelangelo
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Katie Greener
What's interesting, and this, you know, this deserves a good long historical contexty discussion with maybe a historian. We had control of the Panama, Panama Canal, having built it until Jimmy freakin Carter with his lefty we are the world. Give Hong Kong back to the Chinese. I'm sure there'll be nice fellows about it. Divested it, essentially. Now, I understand it was a chunk of a sovereign country right in the middle of it, but it was ours. And I realized, I understand how fraught that is. I'm not a fool.
Michaelangelo
But. Well, I'm also not mocking what I just said about what Trump said because I know that. I'm just going at the headline from the Associated Press, and I know that often the mainstream media version of what Trump said is presented as laughable and ridiculous. And then when you look into it, it's not laughable and ridiculous. That's happened a thousand times since Trump came on the scene. So I need to know more about this before I have an opinion. But the thing we just heard, why did. Why do we call it the Gulf of Mexico?
Katie Greener
I pulled up the map and I'm looking at it, and in terms of. And you know, granted, we're the most powerful country on earth, so if we wanted to rename the Indian Ocean the American Ocean, I suppose nobody would stop us. But if one were to go with a more objective standard, I'm looking at the coastlines and I would say we have at least as much coastline defining the Gulf of Mexico as Mexico does, and we're the United States of America.
Michaelangelo
So I don't know much about who names chunks of ocean and who enforces it. Is there an official like the. Does Mexico call it the Gulf of Mexico? Does Russia call it the Gulf of Mexico? I don't have the slightest idea.
Katie Greener
I would assume so. I would think so. It's universal on maps. But, you know, if I walked around calling it the Gulf of Joe and then when people looked at me with confused expressions, I explained it. It's not like there's a sanction.
Michaelangelo
Neither do you get fined on your taxes at the end of the year.
Katie Greener
Yeah. So, all right, the Gulf of America.
Michaelangelo
I have no problem with that. That doesn't seem crazy to me.
Katie Greener
Yeah.
Michaelangelo
Huh.
Katie Greener
I know.
Michaelangelo
I'm not sure how much difference it'll make. I think it's a. It's a guy who likes having his name on hotels and understands the value of the branding. Just thinking this is bad branding. Why would we brand this big chunk of water with several of our best cities on it? Put the name of another, you know, developer on it.
Katie Greener
Third worldy drug cartel controlled poop hole country. From his perspective.
Michaelangelo
Come on, haters. He didn't say the Gulf of Trump. He could have said that.
Katie Greener
No, I was just going to say let's rename the Great Lakes Lake Trump. Lake Eric, Lake Don Jr. Lake what's her name? Blitzen. His daughter is now out of politics. Blitzen.
Michaelangelo
Whatever, boy. And Trump just said all hell will break loose if the hostages are not freed by inauguration. Continuing that threat out there. That's gonna be something to watch. Now that's important. The whole Gulf of Mexico thing. Not so much the how he's going to handle Israel, Iran, all that, and also Russia and Ukraine. Buckle up.
Katie Greener
This is going to be so interesting. And buckle up is exactly the right advice. But I'm scanning my memory banks for various presidential administrations through history and their philosophies, whether it's Manifest Destiny way back in the day or Jimmy Carter with his let's be nice to the mullahs and they'll be nice to us, you know, nonsense. And giving away the Panama Canal, which again, you could argue is appropriate. And it's an interesting top. But the idea of having. With all his flaws, Trump with his I love this country. I'm proud of it. I want to grow it, grow our economy as opposed to the. I'm ashamed to be the president, but, you know, I guess I am feel of Joe Biden and Barack Obama.
Michaelangelo
Barack Obama was.
Katie Greener
He claimed patriotism, but. But often had that academics. I'm, I'm smarter than those stupid actual patriots.
Michaelangelo
Yeah.
Katie Greener
Everything he did, I don't.
Michaelangelo
I don't know if that's it or not. The patriots. I think it's that worldview we were talking about last hour, about the billionaires and success. Just that crowd. They're bothered by people who become really successful and it kind of feels weird to them.
Katie Greener
So we're like, they're bothered by countries that become powerful, too.
Michaelangelo
Yeah. Yeah. We're like the successful. We're like the Elon Musk of the world. We're the successful billionaire. And it kind of makes them feel bad that we have more than other stuff. So I don't know if that's a patriotism thing or just a weird view of equality that can never happen on planet Earth.
Katie Greener
If you accept, and I think you have to, the fact that victim oppressor ideology has been taught. It's, you know, another description of neo Marxism in all of our schools and universities and that posits that to be. To have more power is to be evil automatically.
Michaelangelo
Right?
Katie Greener
Automatically in all cases. And to have less power is to be noble and good in all cases. Well, then yes, to be the most powerful country on Earth is to be evil in their. Twisted. Again, if my dog barked that philosophy, I would kick him for its stupidity. And I am not a dog kicker.
Michaelangelo
Right. It's the belief that if Elon Musk didn't have all that money, we would, which is weird.
Katie Greener
The rest of us.
Michaelangelo
Yeah, the rest of us would have more.
Katie Greener
And for our goodness and deservedness.
Michaelangelo
And the same for planet Earth. If the United States didn't have so much, the rest of the world would have more. Where? That's not the way it works at all. If you didn't have the United States preserving the world order, the whole world could be a third world country.
Katie Greener
And again, you give me five minutes with an eight year old, I can make them understand what we're talking about and how wrong that is. But college students emerge with their fake degrees, spouting that nonsense and believing it to their. Their bones, which is our fault. We. They didn't raise themselves, we raised them.
Michaelangelo
How?
Katie Greener
I'm on Trump's side. Let's take Greenland.
Michaelangelo
How tough.
Katie Greener
Let's take it back.
Michaelangelo
How tough is green?
Katie Greener
I'm sorry? I'm being told it's never been a United States. Well, that's beside the point.
Michaelangelo
How good is Greenland's navy? That's what I need to know first.
Katie Greener
I like our chances.
Michaelangelo
So is that. Is there anything to that story? I honestly haven't read a paragraph about the whole Greenland thing. Do they have any interest in being a state?
Katie Greener
No.
Michaelangelo
No. Okay.
Katie Greener
No, it's a self governing province of territory of Denmark of all countries. So I don't know, maybe we could work something out. Maybe we can. I don't really care. But it's. It's a hell of a big land mass, I'll tell you that. It's enormous.
Michaelangelo
And why would we want it? Does Trump want it? Is the location or has it got lots of oil or zithium or something that goes into AI or.
Katie Greener
I don't know, probably all of the above.
Michaelangelo
Yeah.
Katie Greener
Natural resources, almost certainly. Plus with the, with the climate change. It's going to be like Malibu soon, right? Well, in 100 years maybe.
Michaelangelo
That's right. It's all icy now. This is Trump thinking ahead.
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So Speaking of our 51st state, Canada and global checking out of the incumbents and woke Elvis Justin Trudeau bowing out yesterday. I want to reset one of our favorite tapes of last year, which is the guy who might well be the new Prime Minister of Canada in one of his finest moments.
Michaelangelo
Oh, cool. I want to hear that. That's on the way. We will finish strong.
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How'S your new year treating you? How are your resolutions holding up? Still not drinking, still not eating, still going to the gym. Good for you.
Katie Greener
Thank you. Thank you for that encouragement. So I was thinking about a joke to make about how unpopular Justin Trudeau is in Canada's his approval ratings are upside down by like 35 points or something like that. I mean it's just plunge and I was gonna say he's less popular than Kamala Harris. It was the first thing that popped into my mind cuz she was so miserably unpopular. But then remember just as soon as Joe Biden dropped out she was suddenly a great leader in paragraph paragon. That's crazy. I have to remind myself how crazy our media is sometimes.
Michaelangelo
Who had the highest approval rating on election day of the four Trump? Vance Kamala Walls. It was J.D. vance. He had the highest approval rating of all four of them on election day.
Katie Greener
Right.
Michaelangelo
That is interesting, isn't it?
Katie Greener
Again, portrayed by the media as a monster nobody likes. But anyway, so a little woke. Elvis is done up in Canada. He's been a terrible leader. He is just led Canada down the path of the left. And the guy who may well be the next prime minister, it's going to be a multi way election because they have a parliamentary system, multiple parties. But Pierre Polie, Polyver, he's got kind of a French name. He was the guy we played the audio of last year where a reporter was trying to smear him as lefty reporters tend to do, and he was having none of it. This is the guy who might be.
Michaelangelo
Running Canada on the, on the topic. I mean, in terms of your sort of strategy, currently you're obviously taking the populist pathway.
Katie Greener
What does that mean?
Michaelangelo
Well, certainly you tap very strong ideological language quite frequently.
Katie Greener
Like what?
Michaelangelo
A lot of people would, would say that you're simply taking a page out of the Donald Trump.
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Michaelangelo
Well, I'm sure a great many Canadians, but like who? I don't know who but.
Unknown
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Katie Greener
Question, so you must know somebody.
Michaelangelo
Okay, taking the page of a Donald Trump book, but also.
Katie Greener
What are you talking about? What page? What page? Can you give me a page? Give me the page.
Michaelangelo
You keep saying in terms of turning things quite dramatically in terms of. I'm not, I don't, I don't know what your question is.
Katie Greener
As he munches an apple. I know. I love that as much as the.
Michaelangelo
First time I heard it. That's funny.
Katie Greener
He's got a really interesting story too. He's the adopted child of a school teacher and I can't remember what his pop did, but, but very independent minded guy. He's a realist and Lord, don't we need more of that.
Michaelangelo
I saw a clip of Trudeau. I don't know if we ever had this or not, but anyway, he interrupted somebody who was asking him questions. A reporter said something about mankind and he interrupted the report. I, I prefer person kind. I thought you got to be flipping kidding me. Hard to imagine why you lost in.
Katie Greener
A confusing, dangerous world we'd be better off with. I prefer person kind to a guy like Poliev. Please bring him on.
Michaelangelo
Although spanking myself. No wonder he lost. I say he was in charge for 10 years. 10 years he led. Yeah. And our number one trading partner, Canada. Ten years, that's a long run.
Katie Greener
Yeah. It is.
Michaelangelo
I don't think anybody should ever run a country for that long.
Katie Greener
Interesting.
Michaelangelo
In a democracy, republic, whatever you want to call it.
Katie Greener
Yeah. I don't know if I feel strongly about it. I have been persuaded by some that a single six year term would be better for presidents of the United States.
Michaelangelo
I'll bet there's some good writings on that from the Founding Fathers. Why they didn't go with that. I'd like to know what the argument is though. Look for the Baroness. Necessities, the simple bare necessities. Like final thoughts to end another show. I mean the bare necessities of Mother Nature's recipes. Like final thoughts from our host, Jack and Joe. Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Katie Greener
Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew who is on duty today as we have one out sick. Michelangelo, our technical director will lead the way.
Joe Getty
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Katie Greener
I'm not sure that's the point. Yeah, well, Katie Greener, esteemed newswoman is ailing. We hope she feels better soon. Jack, a final thought.
Michaelangelo
Yeah, Katie is sick with some just kind of random sorts of things you get this time of year. So is my youngest son missing school and in bed and feeling miserable. There's a lot of things floating around out there. I feel like they're worse since the pandemic. Is that all in my head? Did something happen to those bugs or our immune system or something?
Katie Greener
I think maybe our immune systems were. They like took us multi year vacation in effect and got fat and lazy.
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I don't know.
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Podcast Summary: Armstrong & Getty On Demand – "Infinite Monkey Feces"
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Overview: In the "Infinite Monkey Feces" episode of the Armstrong & Getty On Demand podcast, hosts Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, Katie Greener, and Michaelangelo delve deep into the tumultuous landscape of American politics, focusing predominantly on the resurgence of Donald Trump, the state of Kamala Harris's political standing, and broader societal implications. The conversation is enriched with insightful commentary, historical context, and engaging debates, providing listeners with a comprehensive understanding of the current political climate.
Discussion Highlights: The episode kicks off with an analysis of Donald Trump's surprising comeback in the political arena. The hosts express astonishment at Trump's ability to rally support, attributing it to both his personal charisma and the perceived incompetence of the current Democratic leadership.
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Discussion Highlights: The conversation shifts to the psychological impact of losing a presidential race, drawing parallels with past political figures. The hosts explore how different individuals cope with such significant losses.
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Discussion Highlights: The hosts dissect recent statements and policy proposals from Donald Trump, analyzing their potential implications on both national and international fronts.
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Discussion Highlights: The hosts address pressing economic issues, particularly the surge in long-term unemployment among white-collar workers and the perceived devaluation of higher education.
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Discussion Highlights: Interwoven within the political discourse, the hosts engage in a brief yet intriguing discussion on the multiverse theory, reflecting on its philosophical and scientific implications.
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Discussion Highlights: As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on the intertwined nature of political maneuvers, public perception, and historical precedents that shape the current state of affairs.
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Conclusion: "Infinite Monkey Feces" offers a compelling exploration of the current American political landscape, enriched by the hosts' sharp insights and candid discussions. From dissecting Trump's strategic moves to examining the emotional toll of political defeats, the episode provides listeners with a nuanced understanding of the forces shaping today's society. Whether you're a seasoned follower of politics or a casual observer, this episode promises to engage and inform, ensuring you're well-equipped to navigate the complexities of the modern political arena.
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Final Note: This summary encapsulates the core discussions and insights from the "Infinite Monkey Feces" episode, offering a detailed yet accessible overview for those who haven’t had the chance to listen. For the full experience, tuning into the episode promises a more immersive and comprehensive understanding of the topics covered.