Armstrong & Getty On Demand - Episode Summary: "Is That Dead Racoon? No, It's My BBL Gone Wrong."
Release Date: July 8, 2025
In this episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand, hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty delve into a variety of pressing topics, ranging from political controversies surrounding Hunter Biden to the complexities of gender policies in sports. The discussion is enriched with notable quotes and insightful commentary, providing listeners with a comprehensive overview of the issues at hand.
1. Hunter Biden’s Influence in Biden’s Campaign
Timestamps: [00:14] - [04:13]
The episode opens with a discussion about Hunter Biden's significant role in President Joe Biden's reelection campaign. Referencing the newly released book, "2024 How Trump Retook the White House and the Democrats Lost America," the hosts explore allegations that Hunter Biden frequently participated in high-level campaign meetings, offering input on strategic decisions.
Notable Quotes:
- Jack Armstrong [00:14]: “Hunter Biden had a major figure in the President of tour, but he was often on these calls. He would pipe in to calls, he was helping him make campaign decisions.”
- Joe Getty [00:59]: “Hunter was ever present in campaign meetings, sometimes even like cabinet level meetings... why the hell is Hunter on the phone yelling at me and telling me what to do?”
- Jack Armstrong [02:39]: “So that's Interesting as an old man with dementia who'd lost several children is his number one focus was keeping Hunter out of jail and having him not be bankrupt.”
The conversation highlights concerns within the White House about Hunter Biden's involvement, with staffers reportedly finding his interjections “inappropriate” and questioning his influence on essential decisions.
2. Historical Perspective: FDR’s Media Relations and Health
Timestamp: [05:12] - [08:27]
Drawing parallels between President Biden and Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR), the hosts discuss how FDR managed his public image and health disclosures. They critique the media's historical treatment of FDR, especially regarding his decision to run for a third and fourth term despite health issues.
Notable Quotes:
- Jack Armstrong [05:17]: “...when he decided to run for that fourth term, it was met with like, you've got to be freaking kidding by the press.”
- Joe Getty [07:24]: “We've done this a bunch of times, and you just can't trust anything that comes out of power. Power will lie and lie and lie if it serves them to stay in office.”
- Jack Armstrong [08:14]: “Power, because that's what it's all about. To hold on to the reins of power or to g them. People will do and say anything.”
This segment underscores the perennial issue of trust in political power structures and the manipulation of information to maintain authority.
3. Gender Bending Madness Update: "New Hope Edition"
Timestamp: [19:32] - [29:37]
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to the contentious topic of transgender athletes in sports. The Supreme Court's impending review of bans on transgender athletes participating in female sports teams is scrutinized, alongside the University of Pennsylvania's recent policy shifts.
Notable Quotes:
- Joe Getty [20:31]: “...a transgender woman that is conceding that that is a woman and you shouldn't, because that person is not, I'm for saying a dude, a transgender dude.”
- Jack Armstrong [22:03]: “If you bring this up 10 years ago, it would be like saying, yeah, the Supreme Court's going to rule on whether gravity generally pulls objects towards the earth.”
- Joe Getty [24:33]: “The university must also try to make amends. It will restore to female swimmers all individual records, titles or recognitions previously given to male athletes.”
The hosts critique the policies as discriminatory, emphasizing the challenges and discomfort faced by female athletes in mixed-gender environments. They also discuss public reactions and the broader implications for gender theory in sports.
4. Consumer Stories: Vanity Sizing and Brazilian Butt Lift Risks
Timestamp: [12:38] - [18:10]
Shifting gears, Armstrong and Getty address consumer-related topics. They discuss the trend of vanity sizing in the apparel industry, which forces petite women into children’s clothing sizes due to increasing average body sizes. Additionally, they warn about the dangers and side effects of Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) surgeries.
Notable Quotes:
- Joe Getty [14:41]: “The average American woman weighs about 170 pounds, which is 30 pounds more than she did in 1960.”
- Jack Armstrong [16:15]: “It's called the BBL smell and it is real.”
- Joe Getty [17:36]: “Fat necrosis, which is when fatty tissue in the butt dies, can occur. As a result, a rancid smell develops.”
This segment highlights societal pressures related to body image and the medical risks associated with cosmetic procedures.
5. WNBA Spotlight: Caitlin Clark’s Polarizing Influence
Timestamp: [33:01] - [36:18]
The hosts turn their attention to the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA), focusing on Caitlin Clark, a standout player whose immense popularity has ironically led to friction with her teammates. Despite her contribution to a 600% increase in merchandise sales and substantial economic impact on the league, Clark faces resentment from fellow players.
Notable Quotes:
- Jack Armstrong [34:16]: “The players don’t dig. And Caitlin Clark, in terms of her effect on the league... she’s the best thing that ever happened to that sport by far.”
- Joe Getty [35:08]: “They are way more into their cult than their own success or the success of their league.”
- Jack Armstrong [35:29]: “It seems odd to me that you just don’t like, either respect her game as somebody who has dedicated your life to it and like, think, wow, this is great.”
The discussion delves into the complexities of team dynamics, idolization, and how personal ideologies can impact professional relationships within sports teams.
6. Spot Fixing in Sports: The New Frontier of Corruption
Timestamp: [36:18] - [38:27]
In the final segment, Armstrong and Getty discuss the emerging issue of spot fixing—manipulating specific parts of a game for betting profits. They cite the example of Cleveland Guardians pitcher Luis Ortiz, who is under investigation for suspicious pitch activities tied to betting irregularities.
Notable Quotes:
- Joe Getty [36:18]: “Spot fixing has been scandalizing sports all over the planet and now it's come to America with the computerized sports betting.”
- Jack Armstrong [38:10]: “Are being fixed by players now all over the world for profit.”
This discussion underscores the vulnerabilities in professional sports to corruption through advanced betting mechanisms and the challenges in maintaining integrity.
Conclusion
Throughout the episode, Armstrong & Getty blend humor with critical analysis, offering listeners a multifaceted perspective on contemporary issues. From political intricacies and historical analogies to societal trends and sports controversies, the hosts provide a thought-provoking discourse aimed at fostering informed discussions among their audience.
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