Transcript
Jack Armstrong (0:00)
This is an iHeart podcast, guaranteed human broadcasting Live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
Joe Getty (0:14)
Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty.
Sponsor/Ad Reader (0:28)
It's time for tonight's show sponsors.
Donald Trump (clip) (0:31)
Tonight show sponsors. Tonight show sponsors.
Sponsor/Ad Reader (0:38)
Chewy, make the mailman carry a 65 pound bag of dog food. Panda Express. Our name sounds like we serve panda, but actually make it. 365 tomato ketchup. If you really didn't want anyone to come to your barbecue, you could have just canceled.
Joe Getty (1:08)
Apple watch.
Sponsor/Ad Reader (1:09)
Spend $300 for your wrist to tell
Commentator/Co-host (1:11)
you to go for a walk.
Joe Getty (1:18)
I don't know that. 365 ketchup.
Commentator/Co-host (1:20)
I don't know either. Brand.
Joe Getty (1:23)
Some sort of hipster. Whole Foods. Ketchup.
Commentator/Co-host (1:26)
I like ketchup. Makes me sweat, but I like makes you sweat. Me and everybody in my family, me and my. Getting the weird face from Katie. Me and both my brothers, we eat ketchup and immediately we burst out in sweat. And it's a hilarious joke among all of us. Like if we're out to eat, whenever we get together for the family, we're all with napkins dabbing at our bald heads.
Joe Getty (1:47)
You've got the ketchup.
Donald Trump (clip) (1:48)
Sweat.
Commentator/Co-host (1:49)
Sweat just rolling off our head from eating ketchup. Wow, I never heard of that. Oh, yeah.
Joe Getty (1:56)
Have you ever run into anybody outside your family who has this?
Commentator/Co-host (1:59)
I don't know. Actually, when I just think about it, thinking about it right now, it makes me a little. A little moist.
