Many Of Us Have Thought Of Doing This...

Summary

Podcast Summary: Armstrong & Getty On Demand – "Many Of Us Have Thought Of Doing This..."

Episode Details:

• Title: Many Of Us Have Thought Of Doing This...
• Release Date: December 12, 2024
• Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
• Podcast: Armstrong & Getty On Demand
• Description: The official, On-Demand podcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show! Accept no substitutes!

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Introduction to the Episode

In the December 12, 2024 episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand, hosts delve into a relatable and often humorous topic: the trials and tribulations of owning unreliable cars, commonly referred to as "lemons." The conversation is peppered with personal anecdotes, shared frustrations, and nostalgic reflections on classic vehicles.

Discussion on "Lemon" Cars

The episode kicks off with DJ Dramos and his guests sharing their collective experiences with problematic vehicles. They explore the emotional and financial strain caused by purchasing faulty cars, emphasizing the shared sentiment among many listeners who have faced similar challenges.

• DJ Dramos (03:15): "But if you've ever had a really crappy car... maybe you can relate to this person then."

Personal Anecdotes and Listener Stories

The hosts and guests recount specific incidents that highlight the frustrations of dealing with unreliable automobiles. These stories not only entertain but also resonate with listeners who have navigated similar situations.

• Party Guest (03:36): "Call the cops. Anybody under the car? No, no, no, no. It was kind of a very, very scary situation."

One particularly intense story involves a frantic attempt to reclaim money from a car seller, leading to a dramatic confrontation.

• DJ Dramos (03:38): "I was just really angry. I was upset about my money. I kind of blacked out for a second."
• Party Guest (04:07): "That's a crazy person is what that is."

The Struggle of Buying Used Cars

The conversation shifts to the challenges of purchasing used cars, especially on a tight budget. The hosts discuss the prevalence of "pot lots"—used car dealerships with dubious reputations—and the tough decisions buyers often face when limited by financial constraints.

• Party Guest (07:12): "There's somebody who had it coming. Huh? My parents bought a station wagon."

Nostalgia for Classic Cars

Amidst the tales of car woes, there is a heartfelt nostalgia for classic cars from the past. The hosts reminisce about the charm and appeal of vehicles from the 1950s to the 1980s, highlighting how perceptions of these cars have evolved over time.

• DJ Dramos (09:45): "I use to do commercials for one of those pot lights, Katie. Back into my early radio days."
• Party Guest (09:20): "An American made car from the 80s, new $3,050. I'm pro American made cars now."

Katherine shares a personal story about a convertible that malfunctioned, leading to a swift return to the dealership.

• Katie (08:09): "I had always wanted a convertible... It just started opening while I was on the freeway. I went straight to the dealership."

Economic Realities and Car Reliability

The hosts discuss the economic pressures that lead individuals to purchase less reliable cars. They touch upon the balance between affordability and dependability, highlighting how financial limitations often result in the acquisition of vehicles that require constant maintenance.

• Party Guest (11:49): "I am not to the place yet in my life where I can even like, joke about that. I spent too many years driving crappy cars."

Humorous Takes and Light-Hearted Moments

While the topic is serious, the hosts ensure the conversation remains light-hearted with humorous exchanges about the absurdities of owning unreliable cars.

• DJ Dramos (20:14): "It was so freaking big. We could put so many people in that car."
• Party Guest (21:08): "Roll down the window. I can't. Bleh. Barf."

Reflections on Past Experiences

The episode concludes with reflective thoughts on past car ownership experiences, emphasizing the lessons learned and the resilience developed through dealing with unreliable vehicles.

• Mike Hansen (18:23): "I bought it from a junkyard for $200. It was awesome."
• DJ Dramos (19:10): "I've been wanting to do this for the past 30 years."

Notable Quotes

• DJ Dramos (03:38): "I was just really angry. I was upset about my money. I kind of blacked out for a second."
• Party Guest (11:49): "I am not to the place yet in my life where I can even like, joke about that."
• Katie (08:09): "I had always wanted a convertible... It just started opening while I was on the freeway."
• DJ Dramos (20:14): "It was so freaking big. We could put so many people in that car."

Conclusion

This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand offers a blend of humor, nostalgia, and candid conversations about the universal struggle of owning unreliable cars. Through shared stories and reflective discussions, the hosts create an engaging narrative that both entertains and resonates with listeners who have navigated the often bumpy road of car ownership.

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Transcript

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[Party Guest]

Many of us have thought about doing this, but we haven't. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty.

[DJ Dramos]

One more thing. Because you don't have the balls and neither do I and shouldn't.

[Party Guest]

But if you've ever had a really crappy car, like, not. I'm not talking about, like, you had a car and it was fine, but over 10 years of ownership, it became crappy. I mean, it was crappy from the get go.

[DJ Dramos]

You got ripped off a lemon, if.

[Party Guest]

You will, and you were quite angry at who sold it to you. Maybe you can relate to this person then.

[Bartesian Host]

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[DJ Dramos]

Call the cops.

[Party Guest]

Anybody under the car? No, no, no, no. It was kind of a very, very scary situation. Several hours later, he came back and he was very emotional.

[DJ Dramos]

He said, listen, if you don't give.

[Party Guest]

Me my money back right now, I'm going to run this car right through the front door.

[DJ Dramos]

I was just really angry. I was upset about my money. I kind of blacked out for a second. You know, I. I know I probably shouldn't have done it, but I guess I just hit a breaking point, probably.

[Party Guest]

Well, that's a crazy person is what that is. If it was an hour ago, you didn't have time to find out you have a crappy car.

[DJ Dramos]

Yeah, I was worried about my money and I kind of blacked out. I expected to hear the guy yelling, listen, this thing. I found sand in the transmission.

[Party Guest]

Right.

[DJ Dramos]

You know, whatever. But no, just a wacky doodle.

[Party Guest]

Yeah. And. And you could have killed somebody, obviously. So.

[Katie]

Yeah, I don't know if you saw the video of this, but he went straight through the big pane glass windows and into somebody's desk with that car.

[Party Guest]

Oh, geez, that's.

[DJ Dramos]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's no good. I got ripped off once on a car. Yeah. You remember When I flew to Boise to buy that pickup truck.

[Party Guest]

Oh yeah, that was, that turned out bad.

[DJ Dramos]

Yeah, like four days. It was on the way home, the transmission stopped working.

[Party Guest]

Oh, really?

[DJ Dramos]

Yeah. And I don't know enough about transmissions to know how you would get it, you know, hairpinned and duct taped together to hold up during test drive. But then it potts like as soon as I left the guy's house. But that's what happened.

[Katie]

Geez.

[Party Guest]

Sometimes I've had vehicles that ran fine until they got warmed up when things got hot and then things went south. So as long as you drove the car when it was cold, it seemed like it ran fine. Things got all hot. They didn't, they didn't work so well. One time my, my buddy Chris and I. Hey Gladys, can you play the harp for this? My buddy Chris and I were going to college in western Kansas. And we both were. I think we're 19 years old, we're freshmen in college, and we both had like a thousand bucks and we went to Denver to get cars. Neither one of us had a car and we had $1,000. His sister drove us to Denver and dropped us off. We got a cheap rental car and the only way we're going to get back home is one or both of us were going to buy our cars.

[DJ Dramos]

Wow.

[Party Guest]

And we spent the weekend shopping.

[DJ Dramos]

What year was this?

[Party Guest]

1984.

[DJ Dramos]

Standby. I mean, go ahead, you can keep talking. And I mean by standby, I mean continue talking.

[Party Guest]

Joe, I assume trying to figure out what a thousand dollars would be in today' Precisely. Yeah, it still wasn't a lot.

[DJ Dramos]

1913. No, 1982. You said 4. 84. Okay, sorry. The year Van Halen's 194 album. 1980 might have been 85. That was the year after Van Halen's 1948 album. I'm trying to type and talk at the same time and it's going poorly.

[Party Guest]

Okay, here we go.

[DJ Dramos]

There you go, Jack. That would be in today's dollars, a three thousand dollar car.

[Party Guest]

Okay, yeah, so that, that's helpful, but you know, so not disastrous cars, but not a, not a great car. So we each had the cash in our pocket and we went to a whole bunch of crappy car lots. Because when you're buying, when that's your, your limit, you can't go to very nice car lots. Right. I mean, most car lots don't have a car that cheap anywhere on the lot. So we're going to what they call pot lots. The places that are gravel. You know, you got a puddle over there and they got kind of like a mobile home for where you go and develop the paperwork.

[Katie]

Charming.

[Party Guest]

Yeah, those kind of places. And I bought quite a few cars at places like that and they're sketch af but we each bought Baja bugs, which was very childish of us. And the only people that thought that was cool was 10 year old boys. Girls certainly didn't think so. But we each bought these old Volkswagens on the way home. Driving on the way home, similar to your situation. His, his broke down. We didn't even make it home like 200 miles and his broke down. Mine soldiered on and ran for years actually. But man, you, you, you buy a car and you don't even make it home. That makes you mad. That will make you mad.

[DJ Dramos]

Yeah, I'd say. All right, hang on. Go ahead, Katie.

[Katie]

Oh my. My Lemon was a brand new car which sucked. But I was, I was working at the radio station in San Francisco and I had gotten. It was also a Volkswagen Jack, but it was one of those convertible ones. So they had the little button and the convertible would tuck back into the trunk.

[Party Guest]

Look at the hot little bottom. And the convertible, huh?

[Katie]

Yeah. And I had always wanted a convertible. So I'm on my way to the radio station. It is 4 o'clock in the morning and raining and I am on the freeway driving through Oakland, California and out of nowhere the convertible opened while I was on the freeway.

[DJ Dramos]

Oh boy.

[Katie]

In the rain.

[DJ Dramos]

Let me get your attention.

[Katie]

Yeah, so I closed it. I closed it, went to the radio station, did my show, came home and then went straight to the dealership and got rid of that car that day.

[Party Guest]

Did you get any money back or anything like that? I know they got the no cooling off lemon law, whatever it is in California.

[Katie]

They took pretty good care of me because I had purchased the car the week before. I mean this was eight days of owning this thing. But I'll never forget, it just, it just started going back and I'm going, what the is going on here?

[DJ Dramos]

That had to be a moment of am I under attack or what? Did I black out? What is happening? So Jack, for, for, I set my limits, my price limits here at ebay motors, between 3,000, $3,100. And I've got several fine vehicles for you. I got a 1986 Chevrolet Caprice Classic. Now this is a classic. It's right there in the name.

[Party Guest]

Boy. An American made car from the 80s, new $3,050. I'm pro American made cars now. High quality. There was a period of time in the 70s and 80s, they were crap.

[DJ Dramos]

It's a 1986, one of the best years made. Low mileage. It doesn't look like it. What is the mileage on this? You gotta tell me the damn mileage. Good lord. What?

[Party Guest]

I used to do commercials for one of those pot lights, Katie. Back into my early radio days. And I do ads every day. And all the cars were like $1,500. And the ads I'm doing and I would, I'd redump. I said, we got a 1976, you know, Capri Classic, ice cold air conditioner, four good tires. We're letting this one go with eleven hundred dollars. Now we got a Datsun 280Z for fourteen hundred dollars. This one's got a stereo, leather seats, and ice cold air conditioning. When you're advertising the air conditioning as a real luxury point, that's. That's not a good sign.

[Katie]

That's a sign for how good the tires are.

[Party Guest]

Yeah. Hey, it's got a stereo.

[DJ Dramos]

Yeah.

[Party Guest]

Yeah, exactly.

[DJ Dramos]

Well, of course it does.

[Party Guest]

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[Katie]

It's got all four seats. Exactly.

[DJ Dramos]

Cold air conditioning. Hanson just informed me that 80s cars are coming back in certain auctions. Barrett Jackson auctions, have you ever heard of them?

[Katie]

I guess they're bringing back 80s cars.

[Party Guest]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. My son's really into a lot of cars that, that he's like, oh, that's a cool car, dad. And I said, wow, really? I remember that car. You could go to that for $2,000. But they got popular for a variety of reasons. You know, the way things just get popular.

[DJ Dramos]

Yeah, that whole, you know, lifespan of whether it's a band or a car or a dance craze or whatever, that it, it's. It's super hip, then it's new ish. And it's established. Then it's kind of tired, Then it's old and mocked and then the nostalgia starts. What is that, 12? There's some sort of 12 year rules. I can't remember, but yeah. And then all of a sudden, it's the hottest thing.

[Party Guest]

Definitely happens with cars. I got a whole bunch of crappy cars I wish I would have kept because they'd have been. They'd be worth something now or they certainly would be cool now. They were not at the time. This one takes American made fuel. It's only $900.

[Katie]

You know what, Looking at cheap cars online is comical, right? Like for $3,800, you can get a 2005 Hyundai Elantra with 150,000 miles, has no headlights and only three tires.

[Party Guest]

I'll tell you what, I. I am. I am not to the place yet in my life where I can even like, joke about that. I spent too many years driving crappy cars. And the only thing I ever wanted was to make enough money that I could have a car that when I walked out in the morning, I knew it was going to start. I thought that that was just my dream in life to know I could walk out there and be almost certain that when I turned the key it would start.

[DJ Dramos]

Because that was luxury in your head at the time.

[Party Guest]

Oh, definitely. Because the every day of. Is it going to start today? And then everything that goes with. If it doesn't start, how you get to work, how you're going to get it somewhere, how you're going to pay for it. Oh, my God, that's the worst.

[Katie]

My mom always talks about her 75 bug that she had to park on a. On a hill facing downhill and she'd have to pop the clutch to get it rolling in order for it to start.

[Party Guest]

No starter.

[Katie]

Yeah.

[DJ Dramos]

It's a good thing you're in the Bay Area, in the Central Valley. You gotta be sol.

[Party Guest]

I had many. I had many motorcycles like that. I'd have to run and then hop on the seat and pop the clutch and you get all sweaty.

[DJ Dramos]

Wow.

[Party Guest]

Well, what are you gonna do? I'll be back there again soon enough, I'm sure.

[DJ Dramos]

I was hanging out at the strip mall, wherever it was the other day, and a guy passed me, rolled by. And I'm not a, like a car guy exactly, so I don't know. But it was an early 70s, like Impala. It was one of those cars that's like 65ft long. I mean, just a ridiculously long hood and trunk, two door. But, you know, it took like five minutes for the thing to roll by me and it was just magnificent.

[Party Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Dramos]

Is that because it's just the car that I admired when I was, you know, whatever, seven years old?

[Party Guest]

Yeah, it's got to do with your age because I go to a lot of car shows with Sam because he is a car guy and a loves them. And when I was a kid, all the cars were 50s cars, you know, 57 Chevy or whatever like that. Because the old guys there, that was the car that was hot when they was in high school. They were in high school. Now you see the occasional one of those. But that's not what anybody gathers around. They gather around the 1980, you know, Pontiac Firebird because that's the car they had when they were in high school. It has to do with what you had when you were in high school. If for some reason you were picturing me in my underwear, it would be Mack Weldon under oh you weren't. Anyway, it would be Mack Weldon underwear. And also I'm wearing a Mack Weldon T shirt.

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[Mike Hansen]

Just, you know, Joe, every kid, every high school kid should appreciate and enjoy ownership of a land yacht, one of those big cars. And I had one. And it was, it was actually a proud moment for me because I bought it from a junkyard. My 1971 Buick LeSabre bought it from a junkyard for $200.

[Party Guest]

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[Mike Hansen]

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[DJ Dramos]

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[Party Guest]

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[Mike Hansen]

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[Party Guest]

No doubt.

[Mike Hansen]

Someone plowed into that car in the middle of winter on my street. And I think I know who it was. Troy. I'll hold that against you for the rest of your life.

[Party Guest]

Troy.

[DJ Dramos]

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[Party Guest]

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[Mike Hansen]

I'm serious about it. Never revealed that ever. My whole life I've never had a chance to call him out. Okay.

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[Mike Hansen]

I've been wanting to do this for the past 30 years.

[DJ Dramos]

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[Mike Hansen]

So. So then I sold the car to a guy for $200. He drove it for the summer. Then I bought the car back from him that fall for 150 bucks and I drove it again for another winter. It was fantastic.

[Party Guest]

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[Katie]

No, you broke even.

[Party Guest]

All right. That is the one thing with the cheap cars. Because I've done that a few times. You buy them for something and then you sell them for the same amount because yeah, they're just. They bought them out. That's what they were worth.

[DJ Dramos]

Yeah. Yeah. Boy. My. My old buddy Scott, God rest his soul, had this gigantic 1970, probably eight, I don't know, Impala, but it was one of those giant land yachts. He was crappy when he owned it. And old. But you know, the old complaint used to be cars are too small to have sex in the back seat anymore. Well, Scott's racing Impala. You could have one couple in the front seat and one in the back seat and they wouldn't be aware of each other.

[Party Guest]

Right.

[DJ Dramos]

It was so freaking big. We could put so many people in that car. In the. In the trunk. Hansen, to your point, I mean, never mind beer. You could. You could like put one of those. The tiny houses in the trunk. It was so ginormous.

[Party Guest]

I learned to drive in our station wagon that was like that. I don't know how I learned to drive as a 5 foot 214 year old. But you couldn't see anything but hood. It was just hood, giant hood, turning the hood, joint hood everywhere I go. Those cars were so long too. Learning to parallel park a 20 foot car. I don't even know what that is.

[DJ Dramos]

Makes you good. Who knows how many people you ran down and were totally unaware of. Right? Maybe. Maybe old Troy. What? Exactly. That's. There's somebody who had it coming. Huh? My parents bought a station wagon. True story. They didn't realize that the windows didn't roll down in the back until one of their kids got car sick and oh boy, that's how they found out.

[Party Guest]

Wow. That's funny. Oh yeah.

[DJ Dramos]

Erg. Well, I guess that's it.

[Party Guest]

Roll down the window. I can't. Bleh. Barf.

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