MichaelAngelo Said What? And I Might Be Having a....

Summary

Podcast Summary: Armstrong & Getty On Demand – "MichaelAngelo Said What? And I Might Be Having a...."

Episode Information

• Title: MichaelAngelo Said What? And I Might Be Having a....
• Release Date: March 27, 2025
• Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
• Description: The official, On-Demand podcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show! Accept no substitutes!

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1. Cussing on the Podcast [00:30 – 03:13]

The episode kicks off with a playful discussion centered around listener requests for Michael to use profanity on the show. While Jack, Joe, and Katie Green are known for their colorful language, Michael has maintained a cleaner persona, prompting fans to crave hearing him curse.

• Michael [00:51]: “...people that are saying that they've always heard Jack, Joe, and myself curse on this podcast, but they've never heard Michael, so they want to hear Michael cuss.”

Katie Green questions if Michael ever curses in real life, to which Michael and Jack admit they rarely do. However, responding to the audience's demand, Michael agrees to let them "pick their flavor and just go for it."

• Michael [01:24]: “I’d like, I’d like for you to pick your flavor and just go for it because the people want it.”

Jack takes the bait with mild expletives, surprising Katie and Joe. The culmination comes when Jack uses the racial slur "honky," leading to humorous yet tense reactions from the hosts.

• Jack [01:32]: “Then I'm going to shock you with this racial slur. But honky.”

Katie acknowledges that Michael has finally "satisfied that knee" by using profanity, marking a significant moment for longtime listeners.

2. Michael’s Potential Parenthood Announcement [04:00 – 12:46]

The episode shifts to more personal territory as Michael reveals his plans to start a family. He discusses his hereditary kidney disease, which has a 50% chance of being passed on to his child. To combat this, Michael and his partner, Drew, have sought advanced medical interventions, including genetic testing and in vitro fertilization (IVF).

• Michael [04:00]: “I've talked about how I was hoping this year to have a kid, and we have decided that the end of May is going to be when it happens.”

Michael details the process: a doctor will extract and genetically test eggs to identify and eliminate those carrying the kidney disease. Drew’s sperm will be introduced to ensure a healthy conception.

• Michael [04:36]: “And science is every day. It blows my mind. So they're going to take those eggs, they are going to put Drew's little swimmers in those guys, and then we are going to artificially inseminate, as they say, at the end of May.”

The conversation touches briefly on political implications, with Michael referencing potential bans under Trump's policies, which Joe and Katie dismiss humorously.

Katie expresses awe at the scientific advancements enabling their plans.

• Katie Green [04:34]: “Oh, they can do that. Wow.”

The hosts react supportively, teasing about the upcoming changes and potential mood swings.

• Katie Green [07:43]: “Which would be awesome for the radio.”

Michael shares his excitement and hopes for a successful and relatively swift conception process.

• Michael [05:50]: “Yeah. Or actually, no. I don't math well. So I'll probably have a baby by this time next year if it works right off the bat.”

The discussion further delves into genetic testing for other conditions, emphasizing the thoroughness of their preparation.

• Michael [06:00]: “The fact that this doctor has the ability to. And there are other genetic issues. Like, she. She did a test on both Drew and I, and he tested, I believe, high for muscular dystrophy.”

3. Anecdote About Placenta in the Studio [08:32 – 10:58]

Michael shares an amusing and somewhat bizarre story from his time working at KSFO in San Francisco. A morning show host brought in placenta for a segment, which was then cooked in the studio's microwave, leading to an unbearable smell and disrupted the work environment.

• Michael [08:38]: “We shared a building with a beautiful rock station based out of San Francisco. And the morning show there had a dear friend of mine who had a baby, and she decided to bring her placenta into the studio after.”

He recounts the host's decision to cook the placenta, which resulted in the entire newsroom smelling foul.

• Michael [09:55]: “Basically, the placenta got cooked in the microwave. The entire newsroom and the KSFO studio reeked of whatever the hell that was.”

The hosts react with disbelief and humor, debating cultural practices and expressing their revulsion at the incident.

• Joe [09:15]: “She's gonna make me sick, and I don't know why.”

• Katie Green [10:25]: “I thought maybe you'd remember me talking about it on the air.”

Their laughter and shared memories highlight the camaraderie among the hosts, turning an unpleasant experience into a source of entertainment.

4. Future Plans and Wrap-Up [11:00 – End]

As the episode nears its conclusion, Michael shares insights into his weight loss journey, hinting at personal transformations that complement his upcoming parenthood.

• Michael [12:23]: “...getting pregnant is. It's gonna be a show. We're gonna have fun with this, guys. I think it's relatable.”

Katie and Joe express their enthusiasm for integrating Michael’s baby news into the show, anticipating new and engaging content for their audience.

Katie highlights the potential for relatable discussions on pregnancy and parenthood, likening the show to an "aging sitcom" that evolves with its hosts’ lives.

• Katie Green [12:38]: “...we need to bring in somebody with a baby note.”

The episode wraps up with congratulations to Michael, reinforcing the supportive and familial atmosphere of the podcast.

• Katie Green [12:41]: “Congratulations. And that'll be fun for the show because we get to talk about the whole, you know, if you're. If you're lucky. You've been through this before.”

Notable Quotes:

• Michael [02:05]: “I made my day.”
• Katie Green [03:04]: “That is some entertainment right there.”
• Michael [04:36]: “And science is every day. It blows my mind.”
• Michael [07:00]: “So did.”
• Katie Green [10:25]: “I thought maybe you'd remember me talking about it on the air.”

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Conclusion

This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand balances humor with heartfelt personal revelations. From fulfilling listener requests to delve into profanity to Michael’s significant announcement about expanding his family, the hosts navigate through light-hearted banter and meaningful discussions. Anecdotes like the placenta incident add a layer of authenticity and entertainment, while the supportive dialogue around Michael’s parenthood plans showcases the strong camaraderie among the hosts. This blend of humor, personal stories, and genuine support makes the episode both engaging and relatable for listeners.

Transcript

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[Michael]

Michael said what? And I might be having a baby. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty.

[Joe]

One more thing. Whoa.

[Katie Green]

Oh. It's a Katie Green led One More Thing podcast. Very exciting.

[Joe]

As a man who craves leisure, I appreciate Katie taking the helm here. I will just enjoy.

[Michael]

All right, so for starters, we have received numerous requests to me, at least on Twitter, on Facebook, and also my Instagram, for people that are saying that they've always heard Jack, Joe, and myself curse on this podcast, but they've never heard Michael, so they want to hear Michael cuss.

[Katie Green]

I don't know if I've ever heard Michael curse in real life.

[Michael]

I don't think I have either.

[Jack]

Well, I'm sure I have.

[Katie Green]

Do you curse, Michael?

[Jack]

Yeah. I mean, occasionally. I mean, not all the time, but.

[Katie Green]

They come kick you in the shin, see what you say.

[Michael]

Well, I'd like, I'd like for you to pick your flavor and just go for it because the people want it.

[Jack]

All right, we got. Damn.

[Joe]

Hell, that's a good.

[Jack]

And then I'm going to shock you with this racial slur. But honky.

[Katie Green]

Okay, so Michael is cursed. We've satisfied that knee. We've scratched that itch.

[Joe]

That's some, Some, but not a single one.

[Michael]

I feel like that.

[Joe]

Yeah, that's baby curses. Yeah. Michael, I don't, I don't. I am not in, in favor of this, by the way.

[Katie Green]

No. If you don't want to hear a part.

[Joe]

And innocence of spirit.

[Katie Green]

Yeah. Sully him harlot, if it makes you uncomfortable.

[Jack]

Oh, no, no, no. I could do it anytime. But, I mean, it's just, I just think it's. The idea is so silly, but, you know. All right, I will. I, I. You want me to get a drum roll or something like that?

[Michael]

Yes, yes. Listen, we talked before the show about this, so I made sure I wasn't, like, crossing any lines.

[Katie Green]

I like what I mean, I like the idea of a drum roll. That's pretty funny.

[Michael]

Let's Get. Let's get like a.

[Jack]

All right, Let me grab a drum roll first.

[Michael]

Okay.

[Jack]

Let me think of the dirtiest word I could ever say.

[Joe]

No, don't do that.

[Michael]

Just to be clear, those. Those first three were. Michael, those were pretty low level.

[Jack]

Okay, well, I'm grabbing the drum roll. Just.

[Michael]

Here we go. It's coming.

[Joe]

This is.

[Michael]

It's coming.

[Joe]

This is terrible. I do not.

[Michael]

No, it's not.

[Katie Green]

Well, then, you know, here we go.

[Joe]

All right.

[Michael]

You do the podcast. Drum roll it.

[Katie Green]

All right.

[Jack]

Here we go.

[Michael]

Yes. Woo.

[Katie Green]

Oh, my God.

[Jack]

All right.

[Michael]

I made my day.

[Jack]

There you go.

[Michael]

Thank you, Michael.

[Jack]

You're welcome.

[Katie Green]

That is some entertainment right there.

[Jack]

I'm going to go in the restroom and throw up now.

[Katie Green]

Okay, so that's part one.

[Joe]

Well, you've betrayed everything that makes you you. I hope you're pleased. Prostituting yourself like that.

[Katie Green]

How are you gonna look your mom in the eye and you kiss your mom with that mouth?

[Jack]

I can't anymore, so.

[Joe]

All right.

[Ashley Akadeni]

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[Katie Green]

Okay, part two, Katie.

[Michael]

Okay, so if I become a little ornery at the beginning of May, you guys will know why. I've talked about how I was hoping this year to have a kid, and we have decided that the end of May is going to be when it happens. I have a kidney disease that is 50, 50% hereditary. And I have found a doctor who is going to take all the eggs out, genetically test them, and find out which ones have the kidney disease and which ones don't.

[Katie Green]

Oh, they can do that.

[Michael]

They can do that.

[Katie Green]

Wow.

[Michael]

And science is every day. It blows my mind. So they're going to take those eggs, they are going to put Drew's little swimmers in those guys, and then we are going to artificially inseminate, as they say, at the end of May.

[Katie Green]

Well, so you don't get to have sex.

[Michael]

Oh, I get to have sex whenever.

[Katie Green]

I want, Jack, but not for procreation reasons.

[Michael]

Yeah, it doesn't. Okay. There are several reasons why that doesn't work for Me. Okay. And it all has to do with my. My health situation.

[Katie Green]

Gotcha.

[Joe]

Sure. Yeah. Enough said.

[Michael]

Yeah. But so the fact that the doctor. I'm gonna. So at the end of May, I'm gonna start taking a medication, and for 10 days, I will be on that medication, and then I will be going into the doctor. They're gonna do the procedure where they take the eggs out, and then they're going to find the good ones and put one in and freeze the rest. And we're going to try until it takes.

[Katie Green]

Interesting. Wow.

[Michael]

Hopefully.

[Katie Green]

Is this the sort of thing Trump was trying to ban?

[Michael]

Yes. Yeah. Damn it, Trump. No, it's not.

[Joe]

No.

[Michael]

But hopefully, this time next year, I'll be pregnant and cranky.

[Katie Green]

Well, yeah, maybe quite a bit sooner than that.

[Michael]

Yeah. Or actually, no. I don't math well. So I'll probably have a baby by this time next year if it works right off the bat.

[Katie Green]

I don't know if you're gestating an elephant, but if it's a baby human being.

[Michael]

Yeah. There you go.

[Joe]

But, yeah. Wow.

[Michael]

The fact that this doctor has the ability to. And there are other genetic issues. Like, she. She did a test on both Drew and I, and he tested, I believe, high for muscular dystrophy.

[Katie Green]

Wow.

[Michael]

And I tested high for polycystic kidney disease, which is what I have. And then something else. I can't remember what it was.

[Katie Green]

Does everybody do this now, or is this because you've had health problems? Like, I didn't. We didn't do any of this stuff. But, I mean, it was 15 years ago, and times change.

[Michael]

So polycystic kidney disease is a hereditary condition, but no one in my family has it. I'm what's called a mutated gene. Shocking. And so I decided to go this route because it's a 50. 50 chance.

[Katie Green]

But. So why. Why. Why did they check your husband? I mean, is it, like. My question is. Is just routine now? Does everybody do this?

[Michael]

Well, if you're going to go through genetic testing, they test the partner as well.

[Katie Green]

Okay.

[Michael]

So did.

[Katie Green]

Did insurance cover this, or do you pay for it yourself?

[Michael]

Save saved for a long time.

[Katie Green]

Okay. You have to pay for it yourself.

[Jack]

Interesting lot.

[Michael]

Lot of saving going on here. But they. They tested Drew, they tested me. So they're going to just take all those eggs out and. And take his sperm and test everything and find out what's good, what's not, put it together, and then that process starts at the end of May.

[Katie Green]

Wow.

[Michael]

And I'm very excited.

[Joe]

And. And. And, yeah, well, we're excited for you and amazed by the science that incredible.

[Katie Green]

It is. It is amazing. And since Joe and I have been through the experience, we know that we can count on some real mood swings coming our way.

[Michael]

Yes, you do.

[Katie Green]

Which would be awesome for the radio.

[Michael]

Oh, you got. And you know what? You guys have been. I mean, I've been here for two years, so you guys have been with me through multiple mood swings, and I can only assume they're gonna get worse.

[Katie Green]

Not like pregnancy mood swings.

[Michael]

I'm gonna be hungry and mad. My ankles are going to be swollen.

[Katie Green]

Bring it.

[Joe]

We'll be terrified. Yes. I'm looking forward to that.

[Michael]

Well, imagine Drew. He's got to live with me, right?

[Joe]

Oh, I don't have to imagine it, sweetheart. I've bought that ticket and taken that ride many times. Several times. Yeah. Yeah, that's great.

[Katie Green]

Yeah. Yeah. That's absolutely fantastic. And we're so pro child around here. That's very, very cool.

[Michael]

So I was thinking maybe I can do the whole labor thing on the air and make a whole segment out of it.

[Joe]

Oh, sounds like great radio. Yes. Yeah.

[Katie Green]

Facebook live it.

[Joe]

Yeah. So we're pro child. You can tell by how childish we are. We're just trying to, you know.

[Michael]

Right. So you guys worked in San Francisco at the same time that I was there on ksfo. Did you guys come into the building after the placenta had been put in the microwave?

[Katie Green]

Don't. Don't recall that story.

[Michael]

All right.

[Joe]

Oh, my.

[Katie Green]

No wonder my hot chocolate tasted funny.

[Michael]

That would be it. So we shared a building with a beautiful rock station based out of San Francisco. And the morning show there had a dear friend of mine who had a baby, and she decided to bring her placenta into the studio after.

[Joe]

She's gonna make me sick, and I don't know why.

[Katie Green]

And she brought in. Why?

[Michael]

Because you might have put your Hot Pocket in there, Joe. That might have been it.

[Katie Green]

Why? Why did she bring it in? Just to show people or.

[Michael]

No, for the show, which is absolutely right along the vein of something I would do. I mean, you know, she brought it in, and for whatever reason, the host went, hey, let's cook it.

[Katie Green]

Oh, my God.

[Joe]

What the What?

[Michael]

Yeah. And he stuck it in the microwave.

[Katie Green]

Some cultures do this. It's a thing. Yeah.

[Michael]

And somebody on the show took a bite.

[Katie Green]

Oh, you're kidding me.

[Joe]

That's. Oh, I'm gonna try. But it is.

[Katie Green]

I do know that culturally, some cultures do this. It's, like, very regular.

[Michael]

This had jack f To do with culture.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Michael]

So Basically, the placenta got cooked in the microwave. The entire newsroom and the KSFO studio.

[Joe]

Oh, my Lord.

[Michael]

Reeked of whatever the hell that was. I think the show had to purchase a new microwave.

[Katie Green]

Wow.

[Joe]

So sickening.

[Katie Green]

I think we're not gonna do that. I think we do. Did I dream this? Did we talk about it? Do we actually. Do. I think we actually buried ours with a tree we planted. That's a thing also.

[Michael]

Oh, that's cute. Okay.

[Joe]

Jack's looking at me like it was us.

[Michael]

Yeah, I know. That was weird.

[Joe]

The mother.

[Katie Green]

I thought maybe you'd remember me talking about it on the air.

[Joe]

Yes, I do. That does sound familiar.

[Jack]

I mean, I knew you guys worked together, but.

[Michael]

Yeah, I didn't know you guys were, like, doing it.

[Joe]

We've actually had five beautiful children together. I think it's time to, like Katie, come clean about the whole process.

[Michael]

Yeah, well, they're my dads, you know?

[Joe]

This is why, Katie, I won't eat polenta because it sounds too much like placenta.

[Michael]

Oh, come on. Really?

[Katie Green]

100% true for me. 100% true. I will not eat polenta because it sounds like placenta.

[Michael]

It's a grain.

[Katie Green]

No matter.

[Michael]

Right.

[Katie Green]

I can't do it.

[Michael]

That's dumb.

[Joe]

And I won't Angus beef either, because it's just one tea away from being. That's. I have hot dogs. I eat hot dogs if I want.

[Michael]

That sounds like Uranus, which Jack apparently is very close to being able to see, according to last.

[Joe]

So.

[Katie Green]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Stupid.

[Katie Green]

Anyway, well, congratulations. Let's end on that note. Congratulations. And that'll be fun for the show because we get to talk about the whole, you know, if you're. If you're lucky. You've been through this before. The whole getting pregnant, being pregnant, having a baby. Yeah, baby stuff. This will be great for years to come. This is like, you know, it's an aging sitcom. We've been doing this show for a long time. We need to bring in somebody with a baby note.

[Joe]

See, now it's about him.

[Michael]

I know the show.

[Joe]

The show. And not about you and Drew. Beautiful child selling ads.

[Katie Green]

You know how much the salespeople are going to like this.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Katie Green]

You know, baby stuff.

[Joe]

I disavow. I disavow.

[Michael]

Now I will say one thing I'm going to struggle with is I was already at, what my mom. Or not my mom. I'll leave my mom out of this. What my dad and I call a bob, which is a big old. I was 210 pounds. I lost all the weight.

[Katie Green]

That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Michael]

And so getting pregnant is. It's gonna be a show. We're gonna have fun with this, guys. I think it's relatable. Yeah.

[Joe]

Yes. It'll all work out.

[Michael]

I hope so. Oh, thanks, dads.

[Joe]

Probably.

[Katie Green]

That is fantastic. Good news for the show.

[Joe]

Oh, well, I disavow.

[Jack]

I was gonna tell a story about getting a tropical fish, but Katie blew it out of the water, so. So much for that.

[Joe]

That's a lovely fish, though, Michael. Very graceful.

[Katie Green]

And congratulations.

[Jack]

Well, I guess that's it.

[Jenny Garth]

This is Jenny Garth from I do part two. You could have lost 10 pounds already if you started one month ago. So are you ready to start today? Find out if weight loss meds are right for you in just 3 minutes at try fh.com try fh.com results vary based on start weight and adherence to diet, exercise and program goals. Data based on independent study sponsored by Future Health. Future Health is not not a healthcare services provider. Meds are prescribed at providers discretionary.