No, I'm Not Gonna...

Summary

Armstrong & Getty On Demand – Episode: "No, I'm Not Gonna..."
Release Date: July 31, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Introduction

In the "No, I'm Not Gonna..." episode of the Armstrong & Getty On Demand podcast, hosts engage in lively and candid discussions covering a range of contemporary topics. Skipping over the initial advertisements and intros, the conversation delves into internet trends, social behaviors, and sports etiquette, providing listeners with both humor and insightful commentary.

Mukbangs and Internet Trends

The episode opens with Host 2 introducing the concept of mukbangs, a popular internet trend where individuals consume large quantities of food while engaging with viewers online.

Host 2 ([03:55]):
"So have you heard of the trend, the mukbangs, where people eat just obnoxious amounts of food on the Internet? Internet and people watch?"

Host 4 ([04:16]):
"They order everything on the menu. And they're usually people that you would find on like my 600 pound life."

The hosts discuss the phenomenon of mukbangs performed by physically fit individuals who seemingly engage in extreme eating behaviors without actual consumption. Host 2 expresses skepticism and fascination, leading to a humorous debate about the authenticity and motivations behind these videos.

Host 2 ([05:22]):
"This Is at least four to five different kinds of. What the fuck?"

Host 4 ([05:38]):
"She knew exactly what she was doing."

Golf Etiquette and Gender Dynamics

Shifting gears, the conversation transitions to a personal anecdote shared by Host 2 about a golfing experience. He recounts an encounter with a couple on the golf course, focusing particularly on the woman's prolonged bending during her swing setup.

Host 2 ([06:30]):
"She bends over at the waist and I don't know if the tee was malformed or, or what or she was a beginning golfer. She wasn't. She had a great swing."

The discussion evolves into a broader commentary on gender dynamics within sports, specifically golf. The hosts critique the traditional placement of women's tees in golf courses, questioning the rationale behind their proximity to the green despite advancements in athleticism and equipment.

Host 5 ([10:31]):
"It's kind of funny that the whole women's tease being way closer to the green than the men's tease thing continues. In this world of there's no differ men and women, and there's no advantage to a man playing girl sports."

Host 2 ([12:49]):
"I don't think it works for the game, sounds like. But I'd be miserable. You'd have par fours where, you know, theoretically, you can reach the green if you play well in two shots. Putts. There would be par fours that no woman on earth could reach in two shots. So that would be absurd."

Social Commentary and Pop Culture References

The hosts weave in social commentary, touching upon the inclusion of transgender athletes in women's sports and the resistance encountered in traditional settings like golf courses. They reference popular culture to underscore their points, mentioning the sitcom "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" as an example of exaggerated gender dynamics.

Host 4 ([12:49]):
"Have you guys ever seen the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia?"

Host 2 ([13:14]):
"It's very clever. It's one of my favorite shows. I just watched an episode that was all about men dominating women and everything that they do."

Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Armstrong & Getty navigate complex social issues with humor and thoughtfulness. Their discussions on mukbangs reveal the sometimes absurd lengths individuals go to gain online attention, while the exploration of golf etiquette exposes ingrained traditions that may no longer align with modern values. By intertwining personal anecdotes with broader societal observations, the hosts offer listeners an engaging and reflective conversation.

Notable Quotes:

• Host 2 ([05:22]):
  "This is insane. It's not going to get better either."

• Host 5 ([10:31]):
  "Everybody's accepted the golf tees being that way forever."

• Host 2 ([12:49]):
  "The whole women's tease being way closer to the green than the men's tease thing continues."

This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand provides a blend of humor, personal stories, and critical analysis of current trends and societal norms, making it both entertaining and enlightening for listeners.

Transcript

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[Host 4]

Okay, I'm sorry, ahead of time. No, I'm not gonna swallow. It's one more thing.

[Host 2]

Oh, no.

[Host 3]

One more thing.

[Host 2]

God. You know, many, many moons ago, and we're discussing with one Katie Green whether she would like to join this band of merry men. We said, look, hope you understand that there will be off color or politically incorrect comments made. And she said, yeah, I'll probably be the one making them.

[Host 5]

I assume this was ribald misdirection.

[Host 4]

Totally.

[Host 2]

Yes.

[Host 5]

Okay, so what are we talking about?

[Host 4]

Right.

[Host 2]

I.

[Host 4]

So have you heard of the trend, the mukbangs, where people eat just obnoxious amounts of food on the Internet? Internet and people watch?

[Host 5]

No.

[Host 2]

It'S.

[Host 4]

It's. They order. They go to McDonald's and they order everything on the menu. And they're usually people that you would find on like my 600 pound life.

[Host 5]

Oh, okay. I was gonna say I might do this.

[Host 2]

Eat it all and they eat it.

[Host 4]

All and people pay to watch them eat it.

[Host 5]

I might do one of those.

[Host 4]

So.

[Host 2]

Well. Well, hey, you might as well turn your hobbies into money if you go.

[Host 4]

So I, for whatever reason, the algorithm, I. I hate it so much, threw this in my face the other day. But then I started seeing mukbang videos of really fit people doing this.

[Host 5]

Yeah, I'm pretty fit. But I'll do one of those. I'll order like a bunch of stuff and have my kids videotape it. Maybe today.

[Host 4]

But I'm talking people with like 30, 000 followers every or more. And every single video on this very fit person's page where they post every day, they're mukbanging something awful for you.

[Host 5]

So did they purge afterwards?

[Host 4]

So if you watch the videos, they never swallow.

[Host 2]

Oh.

[Host 4]

So they chew the food and then the video cuts to the next item and they're spitting it out into a garbage.

[Host 2]

Gross. This Is at least four to five different kinds of. What the fuck?

[Host 4]

Yeah, is that Because I'm sitting there going like, how are all these people so fit? So I was looking, you know, kind of digging into it and that's what they're doing. They, they order the food, they bite it, they chew it, they make it look like it's perfect and then it cuts so they can spit it out and then they move on to the next item.

[Host 2]

All right.

[Host 4]

Is that not sick?

[Host 5]

It's cheating. You're a cheater.

[Host 2]

If this, if this is not the end of humanity, humanity will endure for a billion years. It's, this is insane.

[Host 5]

It's not going to get better either.

[Host 2]

Speaking of fitness, Katie, I'm asking you for as you and well, you know, a lot of gals and you talking. Anyway, so something happened the other day. I'm playing golf with some of my friends. We have a foursome, four players. We get to the 10th tee and a twosome. Two people that had been behind us kind of rode up just as we're hitting our first shots. And while you don't have to let a twosome through you because you're holding them up, we offered, would you like to hit? Would you like to go through us? So they could play and not have to wait for us all the time?

[Host 4]

Kind of you, yes.

[Host 2]

And they said, are you sure? You're absolutely sure? You said? We said, yeah, go have fun. And so they were a 30 to 35 year old man, good looking fellow, very fit and is very, very good looking. 30 year old woman. I assume it's his wife. So they go past us up to the, the guy's tee and he waxes ball and then they go up to the women's tee and, and just as an aside, I probably shouldn't say this, it was on the other side of a bridge to get to those tees because being superior players, we were at the back tees. Anyway, a buddy of mine who was in the other cart, he says I'm gonna go up and watch this. And, and my buddy in my cart said, you're a pig. And we, we hung back at the properties but because she was a hottie, they figured they'd. They'd be. Anyway, okay, so she gets ready to tee off and to put her ball on a tee. She bends over at the waist and I don't know if the tee was malformed or, or what or she was a beginning golfer. She wasn't. She had a great swing. She was stood there bent over at the waist with her hand to the ground for a good 15 sec. 10 to 15 seconds. It takes you 3 seconds to put a ball on a tee.

[Host 5]

Was she doing a stretch?

[Host 4]

She knew exactly what she was doing.

[Host 2]

That was my question.

[Host 4]

Totally knew it.

[Host 5]

To what end, though?

[Host 2]

To get what her ass was directly facing toward us, including my buddies who had gone up 50 yards to get closer to, to witness the phenomenon like a couple of pigs.

[Host 5]

I've often wondered that. I'm, I'm, I'm, I've been blind to that many times in my life where somebody has pointed out they did that on purpose. Like really?

[Host 4]

She knew that if she did that, it would possibly drive you guys a little bit nuts.

[Host 2]

Really? Just to exercise her sexual power. Because that feels good.

[Host 4]

Or she, she knows she looks good and she's, you know.

[Host 5]

But I like, I get it if a salesperson's doing it to try to sell me or something like that, but sometimes y' all women do it just to exerc your sexual power.

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[Host 4]

Confirmed.

[Host 2]

Because it feels good.

[Host 5]

Yeah, I'll be done.

[Host 4]

You know, she. Hey, she's not going to look like that forever. You might as well drive people nuts while you can.

[Host 2]

That's interesting, I mean, because, you know, I, I have a tight back at times. I stretch a lot on the golf course. And partly because jokes have been made at my expense. When I bend over and touch my, my, my toes, I generally do it not with my arse toward the other fellas. It reminds them too much of their time in prison.

[Host 4]

Katie, don't drop the soap. But no, she, I mean, she could have done that umpteen many ways, but not done it the way she did it.

[Host 2]

She could have faced the other way.

[Host 4]

Yes.

[Host 2]

She could have squatted down at the knees.

[Host 4]

Absolutely.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Yeah. So she had options and she went with that.

[Host 2]

It was not a girl. That's fine with me.

[Host 4]

You gotta try sometime.

[Host 2]

Drive some girls crazy. But. Oh, I'm not sure it works that way. Particularly a man of my vintage. I'll speak for myself. Yeah, okay. So I wondered at the time. Wait a minute. That cannot be accidental.

[Host 4]

What was her?

[Host 2]

Dude. It cannot be so unselfish. Pardon me.

[Host 4]

I'm sorry. What was her. What was her guy doing? So he had already hit. So was he.

[Host 2]

I think he was sitting in the cart. Because the women's tease is about, does.

[Host 5]

He like his girlfriend or wife exercising her sexual power for other dudes enjoyment.

[Host 2]

You know, Jack, Partly because I was so fascinated by the sociological scientific question before us, I did not glance away from her to him the entire time this transpired.

[Host 4]

I also am fascinated. I did not know there were women's teas. I also don't golf, but I had no idea that. That there were two different tea areas.

[Host 2]

Actually, there at the courses I play mostly, there are six. There's like, I'm an incredible stud golfer tease. Then in front of those, there's the I'm really, really good. Then there's the I'm pretty good and can hit it a pretty long way. Then there's the I'm a per. I'm an average golfer. Then in front of those is the I'm a woman or. Or a junior. And then in front of those is like, I'm 80 years old.

[Host 5]

You know, it's kind of funny that the whole women's tease being way closer to the green than the men's tease thing continues. In this world of there's no differ men and women, and there's no advantage to a man playing girl sports. Then why haven't. Why haven't golf courses changed?

[Host 4]

That's amazing. I have no idea.

[Host 5]

Everybody's accepted the golf tees being that way forever.

[Host 4]

Now, if you're a dude dressed as a woman, can you hit from the woman's tee?

[Host 2]

Well, for a cup of coffee, yes. On the LPGA Tour, until that's the Ladies Professional Golf association, until they realized, oh, this is effing nonsense, because they're fast fellas. I mean, I'm. I'm a pretty good player by global standards, and I can hit it about as long as the best women golfers on earth. That's the reason they're forward. They're way better players than me, but they just. They're not a dude. Again, the fact that that argument not only had to be made at all, but, like, was being made and lost for a little while. Well, it was disturbing. I think we were all pretty disturbed that a fair number of our neighbors would say, oh, no, that. That. That's a woman. Trans women are women, and therefore that person can play in women's sports, like the either fools or cultists they were.

[Host 5]

I'm surprised it never made it to the world of regular golf courses, though, that there is not some argument to, like, just have one set of teas, I think.

[Host 2]

Because that would be absurd.

[Host 5]

Well, it would be.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

It wouldn't work for the game, sounds like.

[Host 2]

But I'd be miserable. You'd have par fours where, you know, theoretically, you can reach the green if you play well in two shots. Putts. There would be par fours that no woman on earth could reach in two shots. So that would be absurd. Like the whole blanking trans well dudes in women's sports was absurd.

[Host 4]

Have you guys ever seen the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

[Host 5]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Yes. I wish I could watch it more. It's very clever.

[Host 4]

It's one of my favorite shows. I just watched an episode that was all about men dominating women and everything that they do. And so the gang goes around and it's the guys against the girls and they did like the punching machine that you see at bars and. And Dennis just kills the chick and turns around and goes, I beat you because I'm a man. So great.

[Host 5]

That's the way it works.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Sounds like a good day at the golf course, Joe. Probably doesn't even matter what the score was. Well, I guess that's it.

[Host 2]

Ah, come on.

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