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Jack Armstrong
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Nancy Mace (quoted)
I'm sick of your. I'm tired of having to wait. You guys are always effing late. This is effing ridiculous. The newly obtained Charleston Airport investigation report says Republican congressmember Nancy Mace repeatedly insulted security officers when her car was not met and she was not immediately escorted to her plane. In late October, Mace's office called the report a full exoneration even though it says she blew a minor miscommunication into a spectacle.
Joe Getty
That's what Hegseth did. The area. I'm gonna start doing that what Trump does.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
Something comes in and, you know, says, I'm guilty or whatever. That completely cleared.
Jack Armstrong
As I expected, full exoneration. Thank you, your honor. Wait. I just sentenced you to eight years. I'm totally innocent. We both agree. Thank you, sir.
She's half a nut job, that Nancy Mace.
Joe Getty
I'm sick of your s. I wasn't planning on more of this, but how about 72? I just want to hear her deny that. Because there's a video of it, right? I haven't seen the video, but are.
Interviewer
You saying that you never said any of these quotes? That every single one is a lie?
Nancy Mace (responding)
You have to read it to me again.
I did not call them.
Interviewer
I did, Representative.
Nancy Mace (responding)
I did not say that. I did not say.
Interviewer
I'm sick of your shit. I'm tired of having to wait. I should not have to wait. You guys are always effing late. This is ridiculous.
Nancy Mace (responding)
No, I mean, no, I did. I've never called a cop an Idiot. That is a remarkably false.
Interviewer
But you're saying these police officers are lying. Then who spoke to I?
Nancy Mace (responding)
I am absolutely saying that that report was falsified. 100% fictitious.
Joe Getty
Falsified.
Which is possible. I haven't seen the video or anything.
Jack Armstrong
Seems an odd thing to do for a, you know, peace officer to think, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to make stuff up against. Make stuff up about a congresswoman.
Joe Getty
Well, she didn't deny the I'm sick of your s. She was denying that she called them idiots.
She might have said, I'm sick of your ass.
So I saw it reminded me, for some reason, I was thinking about this yesterday before the Nancy Mace thing even came up. I don't know why this popped into my head.
Wonder why. Anyhow. Many, many, many years ago. Gladys, you got your harp. Many, many years ago is probably.
Jack Armstrong
Late.
Joe Getty
80S, so we're gonna. Dang near 40 years ago. I had. I was at a lake with a whole bunch of people and everybody was hammered. We'd been drinking all day. Everybody's out of their mind, hammered. Anyway, these two dudes that most of us were with, they were like the leader of this beach party at this lake, were fairly well known and very wealthy.
And everybody knew that, like, their mom owned the big bar restaurant there at the lake and they both owned big nightclubs themselves. And anyway, the cops came by for some reason, I don't remember how it started, but they didn't have the proper stickers on their jet skis.
Whatever the regulations were.
Jack Armstrong
Can't have that here in Hazard County.
Joe Getty
Why the cops decided to make a thing of that or I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, they did. And, man, these two rich kids who at that time would have been.
I mean, young, pretty young, like 25 and 28, man, they were so brutal to this cop.
Who put up with it. I guess that's why it stuck in my mind for a couple of reasons. First of all, I'd never seen anybody talk to a cop like that before. I would never talk to a cop like that. I didn't dig it. I didn't think it was cool at all. I thought it was awful. And then I was amazed that the cop put up with it. And that was its own kind of lesson in life, that he feels like he's got to take this level of S from these two dudes because their mom owns half the county.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. Yeah. So he. Yeah, okay.
Joe Getty
I don't know that. I always just assumed that because there'd be no other reason you would put up with that level of belligerent drunken calling you names and everything like that.
Jack Armstrong
But it was the sort of place where you would know that. Who the rich people in the county?
Joe Getty
Absolutely, yeah. Absolutely.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Getty
Interest in small town America, everything like that. And it was just. It was. I'd never seen that sort of thing displayed before. Where people of privilege and power don't feel like that they not. I mean that's common privilege and power. Feeling like that the rules don't apply to them. But to actually lighten up the cops when you're displeased with the way you're being treated. I had never seen that before and like I said it was a. It was a life lesson and oh, I guess this can happen and I guess cops will put up with it if somebody's important enough for whatever the way the world works for whatever reasons.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Be careful about playing that card though, junior.
Joe Getty
Yeah, no kidding. I mean I gotta admit. And these were friends of mine, but I was. I was thinking this guy should freaking arrest these dudes.
Absolutely.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Oh, interesting.
Joe Getty
Are you effing you? Show me where these stickers should go. Effing piece of ass. You know that sort of.
Jack Armstrong
Wow.
Joe Getty
And I got just put up with it.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. Wow.
Joe Getty
And so anyway, a U. S. Representative or senate or senator or whatever. Police know who that is. They might take a hell of a lot of crap from one of those people for some.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah, there are all sorts of examples of that at the capitol. People badmouthing the capitol police and that sort of thing. Throwing them under the bus for their own mistakes.
Joe Getty
God, you're really an awful person if you're. Well, if you talk to really anybody like that. Ding. Let alone a cop.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Speaking of the affluent, this is interesting reading. More about the. It's become a cliche. The K shaped economy. A term I object to because A it's a cliche and B, it ignores the vertical line in the K. Completely an important component of the K. Yes.
Joe Getty
Another thought popped into my head about my last story that.
Jack Armstrong
Go ahead.
Joe Getty
That that was an interesting thing that I'd never seen before and I don't know if I've ever actually witnessed it ever or else in my life. These two dudes, a lot of what they were doing because there was probably 25 of us including lots of really hot girls standing around watching this. Their enjoyment was.
Talking to the cop that way and everybody seeing it and just the display of. Look, look at the way I can Talk to a policeman.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah.
Joe Getty
And nothing is going to happen to me.
Jack Armstrong
That's like that 700 pound silverback pounding on its chest.
Joe Getty
Yeah. It's like, look at this, look at this. I can say anything I want to this guy. Nothing's going to happen to me. That's how freaking cool I am. Interesting personality thing.
Very typical common human nature. It's just like, it's like, it's like the why the dictator claims they shot a hole in one on every hole of the golf course. She's like, I can say this and nobody's gonna stop me.
Jack Armstrong
Right? Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. Wow, that's. Yeah, that's disturbing because that sort of person rarely ends up spreading more joy and goodness in their lives than pain and misery and abuse. Anyway, back to the so called K shaped economy which again ignores the vertical line in the K which is really critical. So retail sales on Black Friday up 4% similar to last year's jump. But the data skewed by wealthier families spending more while households at the bottom quintile spending notably less. According to Moody's in the second quarter of the year, which is got nothing to do with Black Friday, but the top 10% accounted for 50% of consumer spending 49.2. But some argue this is somewhat misleading but we won't get into that. Consumption remains overall really robust according to this one economist.
Joe Getty
My question when I first heard that stat was what is it? Normally I always feel like you got to put that in there, right?
Jack Armstrong
That would be handy. Nope, they don't have that in there. Rather than a Black Friday rush to mid price retailers like Banana Republic, holiday shopping is clustered among budget options. They mentioned Ross and Nordstrom rack.
Joe Getty
Oh, so you wanted a sweater.
Jack Armstrong
The rack is more mid priced but.
Joe Getty
You wanted a sweater from Banana Republic. I didn't even get you Gap. I got you Old Navy. That's how bad it is.
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Jack Armstrong
But the holiday shopping is clustered among bucket budget options like Ross etc and luxury choices like Mr. Porter. I don't know. Mr. Porter.
Joe Getty
Mr. Porter. Very, very cool stuff.
Jack Armstrong
Saks Fifth Avenue. Saks. I know. And then the K shape extends beyond consumer spending. We've talked about this. A handful of companies dominate business investment and corporate earnings. Up to half of the US's GDP growth in the first half of 2025, which was not great, was by AI related spending.
Bank of America predicts that Microsoft, Amazon, Meta Platforms and Alphabet will have collectively invested $344 billion in capital expenditures during 2025.
Joe Getty
Just during 25, $344 billion on AI.
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Wow.
Jack Armstrong
And as of this printing in the stock market, the magnificent seven of the aforementioned companies, plus Apple, Nvidia and Tesla accounted for more than a third of the S&P 500's total market capitalization. Not the growth, the total market capitalization. Those seven companies.
That is a bubble. Wild.
Joe Getty
If it is a bubble, when it pops, it's going to be noticeable.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. And the. The thing those of us who follow the market like about the S and P is it's much, much broader and more relevant than the Dow. The Dow is a ridiculous and antiquated measure of anything.
Joe Getty
The Dow Dao Dao.
Jack Armstrong
But you got seven companies accounting for more than a third. That sets out of whack. You got to get it back in whack. Oh, no, it's. Oh, it's a bubble.
Joe Getty
Afraid of that?
Jack Armstrong
Here's a shocking fact for you. We'll pay this off in a minute. Columbia's Anti Semitism Task Force, Columbia University.
Found that among its Middle east faculty.
Zero of them were pro Israel.
Nice faculty, Columbia. What a joke. That and more to come. Stay with us.
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Joe Getty
Let's talk about this later. National reviews. Got a story about the Seattle school district and all the questions they're asking kids on surveys in the schools without the parents really knowing that it's happening, about their sexual orientation and all that sort of stuff. Way too young an age. I don't know why you need to ask it at any age, really.
Jack Armstrong
Because you're indoctrinating them. My God, I hate them. Also, one of the most eloquent defenses of Zionism I've run into coming up in a couple of minutes. And the report from Colombia about how they have zero faculty that have anything nice to say about Israel. That seems perfectly reasonable and balanced for a public university anyway. Or private, whatever it is. First, though, my eye was caught by this. They're talking about the Kensington Avenue open air drug market in Philadelphia, which they call the country's most notorious. San Francisco, I think had had that wrapped up for a while around the Civic center was just. Man, you could get anything all the time. Junkies everywhere. Watch out for the poop. Is it Salvadorans selling drugs openly? Cops would walk by. It's amazing, but. So they're talking about this Kensington Avenue in Philly. For years the street ran on heroin. Then the gang started putting fentanyl or fetty in the dope. I didn't know fentanyl had a nickname, but it. Yeah, fetty sounds cute. Get a little fetty in with your heroin. Then came the animal tranquilizer, Xylazine Jack, known simply as.
That's right. It'll rot your flesh right off your limbs.
Joe Getty
That's the one that puts holes in your legs.
Jack Armstrong
Delightful. But wait, just when you thought there can't be any more new drugs, there's a new one.
Metatomidine.
Meditomidine. Yeah, or something like that. Delivers a shorter, more powerful high than the varieties of dope that preceded it. And the crash is faster and more brutal. By Some estimates it's 200 times stronger than the tranq.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I tried the tranq and it put holes in my legs. I'm looking for something that burns my eyeballs. Out of the sockets. Do you have anything like that?
Jack Armstrong
Junkie Tony who they interview says there's no stages to the high. You go straight to sleep.
Joe Getty
Well, wait a minute, I don't understand that. That's like the, the tranq with the lean where I've seen him in San Francisco where they're just leaned over up against a wall. What kind of party is that?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I don't know what, what the withdrawal is from these various things either. I don't, I don't know. To make up a hit or stamp. According to the junkies, the dealers mix the let's just call it med with fentanyl.
Da da da jackhammer.
Which continues to be the leading cause of overdose death in the U.S. the drugs are then packaged in small paper wraps, each stamped with a cruise brand hot sauce. Is one drug. Cruise brand Pringles. See that's, I'm sorry, that's a copyright infringement. Blackjack or Sunshine. They cost 2 to $5 depending on the size. Wow.
Joe Getty
You can get asleep apparently is what their goal is. Leaning up against the wall with sores in your legs for two bucks.
Jack Armstrong
Right. Then they talk to Christine, a 41 year old Philadelphian who doesn't look a day over 70. She's more got more scabs than I have eyelashes you. If I do a certain stamp, I have to have that stamp, she says. I try to do other stamps, it won't get me well.
Joe Getty
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
She's at that point of addiction where she takes drugs just to feel even close to normal and not horribly sick.
Joe Getty
But your physical addiction is. You've got to have the particular blend of that. That's interesting.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. By the way, she's suffered a mere five heart attacks triggered by the med withdrawal so far. 41.
Joe Getty
She had five heart attacks. So I'm doing the sunshine and that's the kind that I need to continue to do. I get and sunshine. I'm getting notes of caramel and then it's got a chocolatey finish.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I, I, I'd throw up my back twisting my screen so that you can see this poor woman, but she's serious. If you were. It's like a stock photo from Soviet era Russia where the 70 year old Babushka struggles to gather potatoes. You know she looks like that, right? Five heart attacks.
Yeah. Wow.
Joe Getty
Good party.
Jack Armstrong
The effects of each stamp vary slightly from block to block due to a variety of other adulterants, but usually a result in abrupt unconsciousness and extreme sedation. You do it, you wake up, you're Sick. You don't even know you're passing out. But this isn't like nodding off along Kensington Avenue. People shuffle in near catatonic states, bent at right angles. Some frozen mid stride. That's the. The lean.
Joe Getty
How many? Good Lord.
Jack Armstrong
And you get withdrawal symptoms within two hours.
Joe Getty
I wonder how many?
Jack Armstrong
Exponentially more punishing than heroin withdrawal. Exponentially more punishing.
Joe Getty
And you got to be on it within 120 minutes or you get withdrawals. Yeah, and you got to use the same kind you were using. Again, the blend that's got notes of chocolate and a raspberry finish.
Jack Armstrong
Hot sauce. Yeah. Yeah. Christine describes brain zaps, vomiting, mini seizures, paralysis and even violent swings in heart rate and blood pressure. Hence her quintuple infarctions. Good. She didn't.
Joe Getty
She didn't mention Scromming, though. That is unique to that one. Marijuana that makes you scream and vomit at the same time.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, more and more teens with that. I want to talk about that. Maybe tomorrow. But if she doesn't hustle enough cash to stave off withdrawal, she'll inevitably have a heart attack and collapse on the street.
Joe Getty
And you need it every two hours. Of course, the upside is it's only two bucks.
Jack Armstrong
Nice lifestyle. Armstrong and Getty. We can't go around just shooting people who are unarmed, adrift in the ocean. It's a terrible thing. It's illegal and it's immoral.
Joe Getty
Rand Paul doing lots of interviews, making the rounds. He really doesn't like our current policy of blasting people in the water off of a coast of Venezuela, which is a very Rand Paul thing to do. And he might be right. I don't know. Some courts should make a decision.
Just came across an article.
About. They may introduce those.
Drugs, GLP1 drugs. That's like your Ozempic and your zip bound and your. What are some of the other brand names?
Jack Armstrong
It's like one Wigovy, Wegovy and.
Joe Getty
Panera. Is that one of them? No, that's a bread.
Jack Armstrong
It is. That's right. Yeah.
Joe Getty
No, they, they. They're coming up with one for pets. Oh, you got a fat dog or a fat cat.
But the National Review has an article today for the people version. The dangers of weight loss. Drugs going mainstream.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, just when it seemed like a.
Joe Getty
Great idea, I think.
I guess it's just a journalism thing. Something becomes popular. You write an article about how this could be bad. All right, because I read the whole article and doesn't convince me. But it's some interesting information in here because I'd forgotten Some of this stuff I didn't remember that Kate Moss, who is one of your famous skinny models of like the 80s and 90s, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. She was famous for saying, I guess. Even though I've never heard that before. The mantra popularized by bone thin celebrities and touted by teenagers with eating disorders colored the way an entire generation thought about weight, food and exercise. Katie, you lost a ton of weight yourself throughout the years, but you, you've. I don't think you've ever said anything about like going too far, being too skinny or were you ever there?
Katie (Newswoman)
There was a point where, yeah, I was a little too skinny, but that was because I was so obsessed with staying skinny and working out that it, it wasn't something that I could continue to do.
Joe Getty
But you had been quite overweight and had health problems.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
So that's a pretty good reason to be pretty obsessed with staying thin. So that's the problem with all this. I mean. Yeah, you know, if you, if you, if you have a heart attack and your doctor says you got to lose weight, being pretty obsessed with losing weight is.
Jack Armstrong
That doesn't make you Kate Moss.
Joe Getty
Doesn't make you kid. Yeah, it doesn't make you Kate Moss. When models in the 2010s ate calorie free cotton balls dipped in juice or gelatin to make their stomachs feel full.
Jack Armstrong
What?
Joe Getty
I had missed this.
Jack Armstrong
What?
You take a cotton ball and dip.
Joe Getty
It in juice or jello to make.
Jack Armstrong
Your stomach feel full. No, I don't. Wow. That. How did I never hear about that?
Joe Getty
Well, I don't know if lots of people were doing it. See, that's the thing you get.
Jack Armstrong
That's what I'm saying. Would have heard about it. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Getty
You get six hipsters in New York or LA that are doing it and women all across America. No, they're not. Actually, if you just look around, people all across America are not overwhelmingly obsessed with being thin. Based on my trip to Walmart last week.
Jack Armstrong
Boy, I do enjoy a nice mouthful of cotton balls, though.
Joe Getty
When celebrities embarked on the master cleanse in the early 2000, a detox diet that consisted only of lemon juice, maple syrup, water and cayenne pepper.
Jack Armstrong
Right. You remember that when our former new news woman announced with great fanfare she was going to do that and made it till 11am I think it was.
Joe Getty
She didn't make it to lunch the first day.
Jack Armstrong
I remember that.
Nancy Mace (quoted)
Yep.
Joe Getty
Jamie, you're a good person.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, yeah. Heck yeah.
Bad diet. Yeah.
Katie (Newswoman)
I think Beyonce started that whole thing. The cleanse the lemon honey cayenne fiasco.
Joe Getty
None of these crazes that I'm reading from the National Review provided enough essential nutrients to make or keep a person healthy. Girls who ate cotton balls lost their hair and developed gastrointestinal problems. Master. Master.
Jack Armstrong
Really? That's surprising.
Joe Getty
Master cleansers passed out in the middle of the day. That's what Jamie had had going. She was like, I can't do this.
Jack Armstrong
It's like an hour after we got.
Joe Getty
Off the air the first day.
Good for her, though. She recognized it was a bad idea.
And then it talks about the TV show the Biggest Loser in which all the contestants gained back the weight, which ended up being really, really good for the world. Because the studies they did on the Biggest Loser stuff is what alerted us all to the sad, sad fact that we have where we, we end up genetically programmed for a certain weight and your body goes into all kinds of conniption fits to make sure you stay at that weight. And the some of the most depressing news I've ever gotten in my life, but it certainly seems to be true.
Jack Armstrong
Wow.
Joe Getty
Gen Z has inherited a weight obsessed culture. One that social media has exacerbated. Photos and videos of idyllic bodies are streamed into our minds so often. I mean, they've been saying this since I was a little kid when it was magazines on the rack at the store, and now it's social media stuff. I don't know. To girls willing to starve themselves, those bodies are, at least for a time, an achievable norm. I have always had a problem with that. I mean, because everybody on every magazine cover has always been better looking than me. And I don't know, I never thought.
Jack Armstrong
About it that much and I wished I.
Joe Getty
If you ask me, would you like to look like them? Yeah, I'd really like to look like them. But that's kind of the end of it.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Getty
And it is for most people. So the problem with all these things is what percentage of people have to go off the nutty deep end on something for it to be something that the rest of society should react to, Right?
Jack Armstrong
Or that the rest of us have to refrain from from now on, you know, because some people go way too far. I don't know. Stupid should hurt. Buy the T shirt Armstrong&getty.com.
Bad behavior leads to negative outcomes.
Joe Getty
Enter weight loss.
Jack Armstrong
It must enter weight loss.
Joe Getty
Drugs GLP1s, originally intended to treat type 2 diabetes and now used for weight loss seem to some like a boon, a game changer for Obese people who need medical intervention to others. GOP one seemed like the next overhyped miracle drug, which I think it actually is. Yeah, how do you, how do you talk overhyped miracle drug when you're just talking about people eating cotton balls dipped in cayenne peppers or whatever? That's not exactly an apples to apples comparison.
Jack Armstrong
Well, right. And just overhyped miracle drug. What does that even mean? This eye of the beholder. No, I think you're right the first time. It's the whole. All right, we've put out six articles about how great something is. Now we need to start the backlash. But Jenny, you write some backlashy articles, right? Could we have gone too far? Go ahead, we'll do that.
Which if marketed to the wrong subset.
Joe Getty
Of people, could perpetuate the myth that skinny is better than healthy skinny.
Jack Armstrong
So don't. Yeah, so don't. And that's wrong. Read a book, read a magazine. Hell, read a tweet.
If you don't know that if you need proper nutrition, even if you're losing weight, you don't know that you're dumb. There's nothing I can do to help you.
Katie (Newswoman)
And speaking of Kate Moss, her sister actually overdosed on Ozempic.
Jack Armstrong
Overdosed on Ozempic?
Katie (Newswoman)
Yeah. She wasn't heavy and the dosage of Ozempic was too high and she ended up in the hospital because of it.
Joe Getty
Well, my, my question remains, and this is not just for this weight loss thing. It's really for everything. It's just what percentage of people that are either nuts or.
I don't know what it is, an addictive person, whatever your deal is, have poor judgment or stupid. What percentage of people with anything does it need to reach before we should.
Considered a problem for the masses who aren't going to do this? The masses of us see attractive people on magazine covers or TV shows and just think, yeah, be cool to look like that. But I don't. You just don't really ever think about it. It doesn't take over your life.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, you might try to be more good looking. Certainly everybody likes to present themselves best they can. But yeah. Yeah, I think that all of that's overblown and it just. To even hint it. Therefore these so called miracle drugs are really an evil scour or whatever. I mean, they don't state that in the article, I'm sure, but that's the hinting at it. You know, it's just.
Joe Getty
I'm just thinking out loud. But wouldn't it make more sense to say America would be better off if many, many, many more people looked at magazine covers and became really interested in losing weight.
Jack Armstrong
Right. Because the vast majority of those people would end up in a much better place and be healthy. There would be a very small minority who went too far or starved themselves or whatever. But that's no reason not to have. You know, it's like saying don't evac the building that's on fire because a certain number of people might step on a nail or trip and fall. Better that we all remain in place. No, that's just dumb. Stupid.
Joe Getty
Should hurt.
Jack Armstrong
You cannot regulate 95% of society based on the needs of the 5% who are too dumb to help or crazy. You know, and I'm not. And I'm trying to be dismissive of life. Young girls, adolescents with eating disorders. It's a terrible, heartbreaking problem.
Joe Getty
No, it is horrible. I got a friend who both their daughters had eating disorders. Really, really, really, really awful. But what percentage of people die from obesity related illnesses every year compared to die from anorexia?
Jack Armstrong
Roughly a million to one.
Joe Getty
Yeah, right, exactly right.
Jack Armstrong
So I don't need some magazine guy telling me, joe, don't get too excited about these GLP1s because some people might go too far. Well, I'm not going to, so stop shouting at me.
Joe Getty
And I don't think that you can take in no nutrients and be perfectly okay.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. If I'm gobbling cotton balls, I'm beyond help from a, from a newspaper article or whatever.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I don't know that that thing has been around forever. My entire radio career. The these unrealistic images we put on television. What are you talking about? The better looking people in the village got more attention too. And you wish you looked like them.
Jack Armstrong
That reminds me of the ancient discussion about whether, and I remember it was at the time, Playboy magazine. If some women really didn't like it because they felt like all men would compare them to the airbrushed. Right. That's a small percentage of dope dudes who don't deserve the love of a good woman anyway. Yeah, I just, I don't know.
Is.
Joe Getty
How much.
How many things like this were just invented for talk radio fodder, practically. Maybe we're the reason for it going way back. Talk radio. Something to talk about on a, you know, Wednesday afternoon while people drive to work.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I don't know.
Joe Getty
Unrealistic images. Okay, but. So that was your first blowback article thus far on the new weight loss drugs, which, and I love National Review. That was freaking weak.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, that's right.
Joe Getty
Freaking weak.
Jack Armstrong
We probably prevent 650,000 heart attacks this year, but there's five young women across America will take too much like Kate Moss's dopey sister. Fine, great. It's a big country. We'll be. We'll be okay.
Joe Getty
We'll finish strong.
Jack Armstrong
Next, Armstrong and Gettysburg.
Joe Getty
Australia just launched the world's first social media ban for everyone under 16 years.
Jack Armstrong
Old, which includes TikTok, Instagram and Facebook.
Joe Getty
That's.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
It'S a big deal.
Joe Getty
Who knew there Was someone under 16 using Facebook? You know.
Jack Armstrong
I had that same reaction when I saw that list. Oh, no, not my. Facebook said no. 14 year olds, right? Speaking of kids attitudes about things, a new Pew research report came out Comparing data from 1993 and 2023 about kids attitudes toward marriage. And last month they put it out. 12th grade boys are more likely than 12th grade girls to say they want to get married someday. A serious flip from three decades ago. Boys plans for marriage really haven't budged. They went from 76 to 74% in that 30 years, but the girls have gone from 83% to 61% in that time.
Joe Getty
That's a pretty big drop.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. And the title of this piece written by Emily Jashinski is pretty cool. It's a marriage gap is growing and it could spell disaster. The war on boys could be resulting in some women shunning marriage. And it gets into the whole.
College educated women often don't want to marry non college educated men.
Joe Getty
What just in culturally, who's, who's pushing in a positive way for women, the idea of getting married and having kids, where does that pop up in TV shows or movies or classrooms or anywhere?
Jack Armstrong
Oh, yeah, it's. It's practically, practically a monoculture in that way that it's, it's all about staying independent and footloose and not tying yourself to any man or kids. Sex in the city interfere with your lifestyle and the rest of it.
And. And she goes into. She actually worked with Christina Hoff Summers on the re release of her landmark book the War Against Boys, which came out in 2000. I read it made a huge impression on me and they updated it in 2012.
Joe Getty
One of the reasons we're gonna be talking about the Boy Scouts a lot like next week.
Jack Armstrong
Right, right.
And she says, as Christina's intern, I was a university student surrounded by rudderless men with bubbling anger.
Joe Getty
Rudderless men with bubbling anger.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Yeah. Pew's findings should be considered alongside an NBC News survey published in September that found lifestyle Preferences falling along partisan lines. I remember this. Gen Z men who voted for Trump rate having children as the most important thing in their personal definition of success. Number one, Gen Z women who voted for Harris ranked having children as the second least important thing in their personal definition of success. Wow. Unsurprisingly, young women are also more likely to identify as liberal. And the margin is widening.
Joe Getty
Dang it.
Jack Armstrong
You know, I came across this other thing interrelated story. It's around here somewhere. But the anti what antidepressants do to teen sexual development and girls are many times more likely to be on antidepressants than than boys. I like how it opens. For once I thought it was. You know usually I hate when articles that they just present the facts please and help me understand the story, blah blah blah. I don't need a personal anecdote. Usually Louisa is a single mother who drives a Chevy. No, this article's about the price of beans or whatever. I don't need to hear about Louisa. Just tell me about the beans. Anyway, but this one made an impression on me. Marie began taking Fluoxetine, the generic form of Prozac when she was 15 as part of a treatment.
And she talks about how she was in touch with the initial sparks of sexual energy. Relatively young crushes on boys, posters on the pop stars, the blue eyed hockey player at school. Oh, she couldn't get enough of him. Then she started on the drug and just lost any interest at all in anything sexual.
Joe Getty
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
Could that be a factor?
One is named Jack, one is named Joe and they've got some final thoughts you should know. Armstrong and Getty close the show.
Joe Getty
Here's your host for final thoughts. Joe Getty.
Jack Armstrong
Get a final thought from everybody on the crew to wrap up the day. There is Michelangelo pressing the buttons. Michael, what's your final thought? Yeah, yesterday I was at See's Candy and man, it was packed in. All these old ladies yelling for their chocolates. They take it seriously. I didn't want to get in the way. So yeah, grandma takes her chocolate serious crazy. Katie, our esteemed newswoman has a final thought.
Joe Getty
Katie.
Katie (Newswoman)
I made a new Katie's Corner this morning and there's some good video up there.
Jack Armstrong
That's all excellent.
Joe Getty
Okay.
Jack Armstrong
One in particular. Give me something to to be excited about.
Katie (Newswoman)
Just like something that's really going to irritate you. Some really good information for TJ Maxx shoppers.
Joe Getty
Okay.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. I woke up irritated. Jack, a final thought for us.
Joe Getty
So I was at Black Bear Diner last night. My son and I Eaton and their dessert list included seasonal candy cane chocolate cream pie.
Candy cane chocolate cream pie. Getting back to the story from a little bit earlier. Yeah, I don't think people getting too skinny is really our biggest problem.
Jack Armstrong
Throw a little pumpkin spice on there and you got a deal.
My final thought would take too long.
Joe Getty
Your final thoughts are too deep to fit into this silly.
Jack Armstrong
Well, I'm looking at the time. It'd be absurd to even try. But stay tuned. Join us tomorrow for my final thought.
Joe Getty
Okay. Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another grueling four hour workday.
Jack Armstrong
So many people to thank, so little time. Go to armstrongaghetti.com.
Joe Getty
Yeah, do some shopping. We'll see you tomorrow. God bless America.
Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Getty, you waited too long.
Joe Getty
Your gift will be late.
But there's.
Jack Armstrong
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Episode: Notes Of Chocolate With A Raspberry Finish
Date: December 10, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts
In this episode, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty dive into recent news highlights and social commentary with their signature irreverent humor. They cover topics ranging from political scandals and economic inequality to America’s drug crisis and cultural attitudes about weight loss and marriage. The show pivots between sharp observations, personal anecdotes, and critique of media narratives, maintaining its typical conversational and sardonic style.
Timestamps: 01:28–03:34
Quote
"She's half a nut job, that Nancy Mace." – Jack Armstrong (02:19)
Analysis:
The hosts use the incident to discuss how power and privilege can shield people from accountability, both in small-town America and within the halls of Congress. Joe’s anecdote reinforces the idea that certain people expect – and receive – different treatment from law enforcement.
Timestamps: 07:16–11:29
Quote
"You got seven companies accounting for more than a third. That sets out of whack. You got to get it back in whack. Oh, no, it's. Oh, it's a bubble." – Jack Armstrong (11:29)
Memorable Moment:
Jack lampoons the “K-shape” cliche, noting it conveniently ignores the “vertical line in the K.”
Timestamps: 11:40–12:04
Contextual Insight:
Used as a segue, this segment underscores concerns about ideological conformity in academia.
Timestamps: 14:21–20:11
Quote
"Christine, a 41 year old Philadelphian who doesn't look a day over 70. She's got more scabs than I have eyelashes." – Jack Armstrong (17:29)
Memorable Moment:
Joe mockingly characterizes the drug blend, saying, “I get … sunshine. I'm getting notes of caramel and then it’s got a chocolatey finish.” (18:10)
Timestamps: 20:42–32:12
Quote
"You cannot regulate 95% of society based on the needs of the 5% who are too dumb to help or crazy." – Jack Armstrong (29:44)
Insight:
While hosts acknowledge eating disorders are serious and heartbreaking, they frame the broader issue as one of proportionality: obesity is a much bigger public health concern, and backlash to weight-loss drugs is overblown.
Timestamps: 32:18–36:48
Quote
"Boys plans for marriage really haven't budged … but the girls have gone from 83% to 61% in that time." – Jack Armstrong (33:23)
Memorable Segment:
Emily Jashinski’s line: “I was a university student surrounded by rudderless men with bubbling anger.” (34:53)
Timestamps: 35:32–36:48
Memorable Moment:
Hosts roll their eyes at articles that begin with irrelevant personal anecdotes, but Joe finds this one impactful.
Privilege and the Law:
"Man, they were so brutal to this cop … he feels like he’s got to take this level of S from these two dudes because their mom owns half the county." – Joe Getty (05:07)
Economic Bubble:
"If it is a bubble, when it pops, it's going to be noticeable." – Joe Getty (11:12)
Drug Crisis Satire:
"I get ... sunshine. I'm getting notes of caramel and then it's got a chocolatey finish." – Joe Getty, satirizing street drug branding (18:10)
Societal Regulation:
"You cannot regulate 95% of society based on the needs of the 5% who are too dumb to help or crazy." – Jack Armstrong (29:44)
Timestamps: 37:07–38:31