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Jack Armstrong
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty.
Joe Getty
These new policies already having an impact. This asylum seeker in Juarez, Mexico, breaking down. When her initial screening appointment was canceled, the new Trump team immediately shut down the phone app that had scheduled her appointment. Now thousands of migrants like her are in limbo. Nice job, ABC News finding one person crying. They're probably a nut over this.
Jack Armstrong
NPR had the same crying gal. No, she's not a nut. She's not a nut at all. But she's. She's one crying woman who's now been featured on all the networks. She thought she had an appointment. She got. Got it. Got canceled the day of her appointment.
Joe Getty
Those appointments should have never existed. The Biden administration set up an app so that you could apply through the app, and that way you could enter by plane, by car, by boat. They just wanted to have a lower. They didn't want the Bill Malusian Fox videos of people streaming across the border. Yep. So cry if you want, but it was a stupid idea. No country should do. And ABC and apparently NPR find this woman crying and portray that as. This is the way the world is reacting to Trump's mean what's why.
Jack Armstrong
Who's that for?
Joe Getty
Did you see the New York Times? That's your beloved newspaper, you lefties. The New York Times. Over the weekend, 85% of Americans want criminal illegals booted, and another 2/3 want all undocumented people booted. Who are you playing?
Jack Armstrong
ABC and NPR didn't do a lot of airing of the tears of the relatives of people slain by Venezuelan gang members. Didn't air that much, did you?
Joe Getty
Yeah. That was ridiculous.
Jack Armstrong
Yes, it is.
Joe Getty
Here's a little bit. I, I love Schaden Freud. I'm a big fan. It's what powers me. I mean, coffee and schadenfreude. Other people's pain is what keeps me going. Here's Elizabeth Warren. Very unhappy.
Jack Armstrong
I know that today feels like a gut punch, and it's going to get worse. It's ugly, it's painful. It's not even surprising. All right, all right, You're a communist. Be quiet.
Joe Getty
This is my favorite thing. A whole bunch of San Francisco residents had planned to gather, and they did. High up on a hill looking out over San Francisco. Gorgeous view, if you've seen the video, to scream right at noon when Trump officially became president, to release their anger and angst over the, The, The Hitler wannabe taking over the reigns of our country once again. Six, five, four, three, two, one. All right.
Jack Armstrong
Your children grow up. Get a job. Yeah, we got. We got to stop rewarding people for acting like children.
Joe Getty
So children getting into something that not only the most of you listening will like, but according to the polling again by the New York Times, around the border stuff. And Trump signed a ton of border things yesterday, by the way, which shows you that it could have been done. Biden could have done this at any point. He just didn't. I can't wait till the books are written on this. Mark Halpern used to write on a regular basis. Who's telling Joe Biden that open borders are going to help him? He. They're lying to him or wrong or something because America ain't digging it. Because he could have done any of these executive orders yesterday himself and ended the swarms coming across the border that played a huge role in Kamala Harris losing.
Jack Armstrong
I think we had the answer to that question, but it just seemed so crazy. We all thought, no, that can't be it. And that would be. Joe Biden is so insulated by his staff and he's so under the influence of some of his young far left staffers, he's advocating these insane policies even though they're incredibly damaging to him politically. But that is the answer.
Joe Getty
Yeah. So here's a union representative for the Border Patrol on how these new rules are going to work.
Union Representative
I think it's going to be fantastic. You know, him declaring the southern border an emergency is a big deal. Everyone knows about it. You guys have reported about it, but the last administration failed to even talk about it, and they ignored it. Moving forward, I think we're in the right direction. With Redrick alone, he'll drop the numbers that are coming across the southern border. So the big issue is obviously catch and release. When you end catch and release, the incentive for those that are coming in illegally, that ends when that happens. Everything else falls into place like a domino effect once the large groups aren't coming across because they know they're not getting rewarded. Now you're going to be able to free up agents to be able to work on those areas of the border where the drug cartels are busy, where the drug cartels are coming in, and then you just go ahead and, you know, classify them a terrorist organization. It's a win. Win all around.
Joe Getty
I thought that was interesting. I explained the cascading of effect of because this happens, then this can happen, then this, then this can happen, which I had never heard or had explained to me before. Trump was asked yesterday about special forces going to Mexico to deal with the cartels, and this was when he was signing orders at the desk and he said, crazier things have happened. So he didn't say no.
Jack Armstrong
Troops at.
Joe Getty
The border and declaring the cartels whatever. He declared them terrorist organizations.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. Which I don't mind at all. They are. They export violence and fear and death. That's a very Trumpy thing to do, though, I find I'm. I'm getting back into my. Oh, that's right. That's how he operates mode. Um, that's. That's almost certainly not going to happen. But he never takes things off the negotiating table until he has to, including some stuff that seems kind of crazy. It's like his answer about TikTok, it take too long to figure out. Oh, it's Peter Doocy's question 91. Go ahead, Michael. Why not?
Joe Getty
President Trump, you and your members of your team now used to warn about.
Jack Armstrong
The dangers of TikTok spying on Americans.
Joe Getty
What changed that?
Jack Armstrong
You're not worried about that anymore?
Joe Getty
Well, it depends on the deal. I mean, I may not do the deal, or I may do the deal. If I don't do the deal, it's worthless, worth nothing. If I do the deal for the United States, then I think we should get half.
Jack Armstrong
So he essentially ignored Ducey and just said, I'm going to work out a deal. I'm not going to commit to anything. I'm not going to take anything off the table. I'm not going to repeat the rhetoric of the past because I don't see it giving me an advantage in the negotiation. So we'll just have to wait and see.
Joe Getty
He also has the belief that he's had his entire life, the old as long as they spell your name right, anytime you're mentioned in the news is somehow good for you. So if he says it's on the table to send special forces to Mexico and that causes a cable news panel to talk about it for 50 minutes, he considers that a win.
Jack Armstrong
And he loves the meltdowns.
Joe Getty
Sure.
Jack Armstrong
I mean, how many times has he said this, this will drive him crazy. I'm going to say this. This will make him crazy.
Joe Getty
That was the whole premise of the cold open of that. They were trying to have a conversation about Trump and the new administration, but they kept breaking in for crazy s that Trump said and taking it seriously. I thought mocking MSNBC like that was.
Jack Armstrong
Hilarious, even as various people on the panel were saying, look, we can't do this. Oh, breaking news. Trump just said this outrageous thing. Yeah, it's very funny.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Speaking of funny, let's do one funny thing before we take a break. This was Jon Stewart from the Daily show last night. Yes. Taking the place of seats normally reserved for Democratic or Republican governors sat Zuck Bezos, Tim Cook, Elon Tic Tac Guy, Google guy. The six guys who control maybe 20% of the world's wealth and 100% of your nudes. You don't need to pretend with me. I don't know what he's talking about. Delete, delete, delete 100% of your nudes. Wow. Oh, boy. We had something good we're gonna do. Oh, yeah. We got a good montage coming up of lefties talking about how often, how awful various pardons would be. And then their guy Joe Biden did it as he headed out the door yesterday. Endless conversations about Trump pardoning his children preemptively when he left office the first time, which he didn't do. Oh, but Joe Biden pardoned his family.
Jack Armstrong
Well, right. The idea that the guy who runs a successful hotel company should be under constant scrutiny for. For malfeasance. But the guy who runs a money laundering influence peddling scheme, well, he's one of the great leaders of 50 years in D.C. that's nothing to say here.
Joe Getty
Okay. A lot of stuff on the way. Stay here.
Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Getty.
Joe Getty
Progresso is introducing a new soup flavored hard candy called Soup Drops. Soup Drops are the brainchild of Progress Espresso's new CEO, a deranged toothless hobo.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, that's funny. That is funny. Coming up, the most common four digit PIN numbers that put you at risk of cyber attack.
Joe Getty
Oh, God.
Jack Armstrong
I'll reveal those top 10. If you're using any of them, you're a silly fool.
Joe Getty
I.
Jack Armstrong
What?
Joe Getty
I don't get why everywhere I put in my pen, they've. They've got it so covered up I have to like, squat down to be able to look under there to even see the pad. Are that many people spying on others at your perfectly upscale establishment? Stealing their numbers and then somehow getting their card and getting in there? I don't think so. I don't need to hide my number that carefully.
Jack Armstrong
I was in a multi tiered sign on battle with a certain website last night. The website where I put up like, the rough mixes of songs so the other guys I play with can hear the drum track I'm using. Thank God the Chinese don't have access to my Basic tracks. Anyway, couple of notes for you and us, the consumer taxpayer. You sold anything online? The IRS wants its cut. We talked about this when the regulation was passed. It has happened. The agency is cracking down on unreported income from online sales. Anyone who earned more than $5,000 past year selling tickets, musical instruments, other goods and services should expect to get a 1099K tax form this month from the government. Your StubHubs, your Etsy's, your ebays. Previously only had to send those forms if you earned more than $20,000 in most cases. Now it's 5. Lower threshold means forms will be sent to millions more taxpayers. IRS getting the message out that they are enforcing it.
Joe Getty
Got him. Threshold is that.
Jack Armstrong
Go ahead.
Joe Getty
Is that staying under Trump?
Jack Armstrong
Good. Qu. Congressional law passed. You remember the threshold was supposed to be dropped to $600. Right.
Joe Getty
Which in 2021, which had many of us concerned.
Jack Armstrong
Right. But when online platforms complained about the extra record keeping this required and the confusion it caused, the rules were delayed, which apparently is something you can do in a democracy.
Joe Getty
How Many people are 1099 ing their sitter, their gardener, their nobody. Nobody, exactly.
Jack Armstrong
What sitter? What gardener? I don't know what you're talking about. He's just a deranged, toothless hobo shows up with a mower once a week. I've tried to stop him and I can't. Anyway, instead, the IRS is going to phase in the change, setting the $5,000 threshold for last year, 2,500 for this year, and $600 for the year 2026, which is also known as next year. So, yeah, the threshold is a plungen, man.
Joe Getty
I don't know. I just don't think it's realistic to get down to those levels.
Jack Armstrong
In what sense? I don't know if they can pay for the revenue.
Joe Getty
Well, that, that. I suppose that's part of it. It's just. I don't know, I just think you need a certain amount of squishy room down at that lower tier.
Jack Armstrong
You know, what I'm looking for here is the estimated total of how much. How much income there is around the country among people who are, you know, doing more than $5,000 worth of business online and not automatically reporting it. Interesting question. I'll bet it's in here. It's very, very long piece, but anyway.
Joe Getty
But like if you 1099 in your sitters and they had to start paying taxes and all that, everything that goes with that, well, they would need to make more. You'd need to pay more or you'd be paying less because the, you know, all the, the, all the equations would change overnight.
Jack Armstrong
Evidently there's something called Just Answer and you get paid for it. The. An IRS agent identified just four Just Answer users who appear to have failed to report their Just Answer compensation on their tax returns. One is suspected of having unreported income of more than $1.3 million from answering over 86,000 questions. I don't even know what that is.
Joe Getty
Anyway, so do all the only fans people pay taxes?
Jack Armstrong
They're supposed to.
Joe Getty
I know they're supposed to. There's lots of. We already had that discussion. There's lots of us that are supposed to be doing lots of things around taxes, but we ain't.
Jack Armstrong
I just Dodgers and cheats and you're cheating America. And so I'm for jailings, but certainly.
Joe Getty
But you're cheating American in a cheerleader outfit.
Jack Armstrong
So there you go, your top ten Ill advised pins, Jack. Counting down from number ten.
Joe Getty
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Jack Armstrong
You will get hacked you if you're using any of these pins.
Joe Getty
I've got the same four number PIN for everything I do. Code to get in my house, ATM card, school lunches, everything is the same four numbers. And I've had the same four numbers for 25 years.
Jack Armstrong
1, 2, 3, 4. School. If they hack your kids, school lunch, your card, you're gonna have squatters in your house. That's why you've got to change every PIN number you have twice a day. Here you go. Number 10. Ill advised pin number 6969. Grow up, giggity. Number 92222. Number 84444.
Joe Getty
You haven't hit mine yet.
Jack Armstrong
Number 7. 2000. That's 2000. Everybody hack Jack. He didn't respond.
Joe Getty
No.
Jack Armstrong
Number 6, 1004. Why would that be? Somebody help me. It's, it's probably the way the numbers are arranged.
Joe Getty
It's got to do with the shape, I think.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. Number five. 77. 77. Number four. 12. 12. Number three. Quad zeros. Number two. 11, 11. And the number one. Ill advised pin number. Of course. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Joe Getty
I'm not that guy. Mine is more a shape than the numbers though. I often forget the numbers, but I remember the shape.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I kind of probably overuse one. See, the, the beauty slash evil of what hackers do is they can cross reference everything they learn about you and make educated.
Joe Getty
I'm just rolling the dice on all that until something happens. Then I'll Regret it and cry bitter tears. I guess.
Jack Armstrong
So I got a question for askquestions.com or whatever that was. If you know somebody who's not 1099 in their babysitter, is there like a percentage you get when the IRS busts.
Joe Getty
Them or what if I answer questions in the schoolgirl outfit? Is there money in that?
Jack Armstrong
You. No. Armstrong and Getty.
Joe Getty
The last living member of the band has died.
Jack Armstrong
Oh.
Joe Getty
Is 86. 7. Garth Hudson.
Jack Armstrong
Wow.
Joe Getty
Love the band. And my son wants to go see. My 13 year old wants to go see that Bob Dylan movie. What's it called? The. The line from. From Rolling Stone. Like a Rolling Stone. What is it? What's the name of the movie? Good Lord. It's like the biggest movie in the country right now. Nobody knows the name of the movie.
Jack Armstrong
Chinese including mat with a Siamese cat.
Joe Getty
Katie, look it up. Good Lord. The Bob Dylan movie.
Jack Armstrong
Nowhere.
Joe Getty
No.
Jack Armstrong
Nowhere.
Joe Getty
This is embarrassing. This is freaking embarrassing. We are the embarrassing out of touch with every. What was it, Anson?
Jack Armstrong
Complete unknown.
Joe Getty
Complete unknown. We're the most out of touch with popular culture show maybe on the radio.
Jack Armstrong
Including Nobody goes to Movies. Nobody goes to Movies.
Joe Getty
You haven't seen anything on this anywhere.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah. I seen Hollywood trying to promote it. Yeah, yeah. It's okay.
Joe Getty
It's all right. I just find it embarrassing.
Jack Armstrong
Okay.
Joe Getty
It's like never having heard of would be a good example.
Jack Armstrong
Not having good examples at hand.
Joe Getty
Yeah, that'd be a good example.
Jack Armstrong
You know, I'm always hesitant to see movies about something I'm really into. Yes.
Joe Getty
I wasn't gonna watch it because I loved Bob Dylan so much. I'm so into it. I've read so much about him. I thought it would be a Hollywood version that it would just make me. I would walk out of one. My 13 year old wants to see it. The fact that he has any interest in Bob Dylan is fantastic for me. So I'm willing to go for that reason. But I read the op ed by John Potter Hertz of New York Post. Did you read his review on this?
Jack Armstrong
I did not know.
Joe Getty
He hates Bob Dylan, by the way. Which was really bothered me because I really like him. But. And I love Bob Dylan. He loved this movie because it emphasized on how Bob Dylan came in and said no to all the socialist communists. He wasn't willing in willing to promote their causes or go along with them on all that crap.
Jack Armstrong
Right. Yeah.
Joe Getty
He was their hero, but he didn't want to be their leader.
Jack Armstrong
I love these folk gods who turned on him. It wasn't Electric guitars. It was that he said, no, I'm not down with your. We need communism in the United States. Yeah, that is.
Joe Getty
That.
Jack Armstrong
That's interesting.
Joe Getty
What an interesting angle that I didn't know was going to be in the movie.
Jack Armstrong
Well, and I will tell you this of my own cynicism about this sort of thing, I'd heard all sorts of stuff about how the Queen movie was way over the top and fictionalized and a little too cute and pat in the way Hollywood makes everything. And everybody who said that was absolutely right.
Joe Getty
It was still. Really.
Jack Armstrong
Enjoy.
Joe Getty
Oh, okay. So Ed Norton plays Pete Seeger, the communist banjo player. And apparently Bob Dylan doesn't fall under his sway, which is pretty good for him as whatever he was 24 at the time or younger, to. To get into that crowd, you know, have your big shot at stardom. You were a nobody. Completely flat broke. And to not go along with the crowd, that took a. That took a certain something that not everybody would have.
Jack Armstrong
Right. Well. And no matter what you think of Bob in, you know, musically or whatever, for a guy that young to have that much fame and wealth and power laid on him, to be declared the voice of a generation, say, that's ridiculous. I'm a guitar player. I'm not doing that. That's. That's a rare guy.
Joe Getty
I watched another couple of Bob Dylan interviews on YouTube over the weekend because I was watching the trailer to this movie.
Jack Armstrong
So now you'll be fed them for the rest of your natural life.
Joe Getty
Correct. I have yet to see or read a Bob Dylan interview where I ever learned a single thing.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, no, no.
Joe Getty
He is 100.
Jack Armstrong
Don't go to Bob for information about Bob. You're not going to get any.
Joe Getty
He does not answer any question seriously, Ever.
Jack Armstrong
Right? Yeah.
Joe Getty
What is that?
Jack Armstrong
Or he intentionally says something that is not true just to Mislead people.
Joe Getty
Yeah, 100% not true.
Jack Armstrong
He just. Getting back to my previous screed, I just think he thinks all of the worship and attention is ridiculous.
Joe Getty
I saw him do it. So this would have been the 80s, I think he's doing an interview with Carlos Santana. They're playing some big giant outdoor gig where I'm sure Bob Dylan went through the motions and nobody was pleased. But they're interviewing him afterwards. MTV is interviewing him and they're asking Carlos Santana, the guitar player, lots of questions like, is there any modern music you like? And Carlos Santana's answering the question. How about you, Bob? Any modern music? No, I don't. I don't like modern music. What's the problem. It makes me nervous. It makes you nervous? Yeah, it makes me nervous. And you can tell by the look on his face, he's just jerking with the people.
Jack Armstrong
I tell you what, in that period during his I don't give a crap about music period, I went to see him and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen.
Joe Getty
I saw Bob Dylan around that time and it was a complete waste of money to that and this will be my last Bob Dylan nugget. David Letterman has a new show on YouTube. I don't know if you've seen it at all. And it's about his show. And he sits there. It's usually him and Paul Schaefer. Sometimes it's him and some of the other people that were on the Letterman show and they just talk about various famous guests or episodes or play clips or whatever and it's pretty good, it's pretty interesting. But anyway, the one that was making the rounds a couple weeks ago, probably because this movie is in the news so much, the Bob Dylan movie is how when Bob Dylan played The like David's 30th anniversary or something like that, Bob Dylan came out to play like a Rolling Stone. Remember when every year Dave would have a big anniversary celebration show and for a while they were huge spectacles Dylan came out and bought. And David Letterman didn't find this out till years later. He couldn't understand why pop was so bad that night. I guess Bob Dylan thought he was gonna play like just him and his band. But Paul played with him or something like that and he was angry that the arrangement was not what he's expected. So he just didn't make any effort whatsoever. And I mean. And he was at his going through the motions. Just didn't give a crappist mumbling the words he's ever been on Letterman's show. And Dave now thinks that's hilarious that Bob was so pissed off that he wouldn't give him a performance.
Jack Armstrong
Well, and I didn't want to be.
Joe Getty
Quibble, that's one time. Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone.
Jack Armstrong
I don't feel like I wasted my money seeing Bob Dylan then. I did at the time, but now I'm glad to have experienced it because it was so extraordinarily terrible.
Joe Getty
He knew what he was doing though. He obviously he was kind of going with like an Andy Warhol esque. Will these people put up with this and still.
Jack Armstrong
Will they still cheer at the end of this if I play it like garbage?
Joe Getty
Yeah. If I put in no effort whatsoever, will they still be, because they're so worshipable of, you know, the 60s or something.
Jack Armstrong
Who they think I am. Yeah.
Joe Getty
Very interesting.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
So pardons on both sides of the aisle yesterday, that should end the pardon power of the presidency. Trump pardoning or commuting some of the most violent people on January 6, I didn't like that at all. Joe Biden pardoning his family preemptively is freaking awful. And the mainstream media not making a bigger deal out of it is also.
Jack Armstrong
Awful, as they pretended to not notice the absolute billowing smoke where there was the fire of influence pedd money laundering.
Joe Getty
So here's a montage of the media thinking it would be just absolutely horrible if Trump had done this sort of thing.
Jack Armstrong
Have you ever heard of somebody getting.
Joe Getty
A preemptive pardon who was innocent of all crime? But no, it's the president's own family. It's people that have been covering up for the President in addition to his own family. Is there an innocent explanation for someone to seek preemptive pardons for family members? If you knew you were innocent and just worried about outside forces, the answer to that is going to be no. If he pardons people preemptively, he's essentially telling the public that these people have committed crimes, and we may not be aware of what they are, but the pardon is clear evidence that crimes have been committed. First off, we should just take a deep breath and acknowledge the audacity of a president who's so clearly concerned about his own criminal culpability and that of his family members, that pardons are a major obsession with him. I don't know. It's weird. I wouldn't ask for a pardon. I don't think I deserve one because I don't think I've done anything criminal. But, like, where does that come from, that concept? You can just kind of wave your magic pardon wand. Hopefully, Ellie, there will be a skyfall on this entire crime family and there will be another day for them to die.
Jack Armstrong
Would you see that as essentially an admission of guilt?
Joe Getty
I certainly would view it that way. I think millions of Americans would view it that way. If there was no belief in criminality, why would he think a pardon was necessary?
Jack Armstrong
Oh, and that was in 2020, speculating that Trump would pardon his family members.
Joe Getty
I hadn't heard that. It's more devastating than I even had guessed. And the voice you heard, second voice you heard in the last voice you heard, our California Senator, Adam Schiff, who is so full of crap, I don't know how he can see out his Eyeballs.
Jack Armstrong
No.
Joe Getty
I don't. I don't know how you don't just check out a politics for good when you hear that, oh, clearly, if he pardoned us, somehow it got started. The idea that Trump might preemptively pardon Jared and Ivanka and all these people who were clearly guilty of something. I don't even know what they were claiming at the time, they might be guilty of them, but he might preemptively pardon them, which he didn't. He didn't do what Joe Biden did yesterday, but.
Jack Armstrong
So which is why they're all in jail now. Oh, that's right. They didn't do anything.
Joe Getty
But in their, in their eyes, all these media heroes, including a senator and Wolf Blitzer and Brian Williams, all these different people. First of all, pardoning would be an admission of guilt. Just obviously you wouldn't pardon him unless you did it.
Jack Armstrong
Right. And the idea of a preemptive waving your magic wand pardon, that's bizarre. It's obscene. I would agree.
Joe Getty
Very few politicians and very few people in the media don't change their ethics with whoever they're talking about. Very, very few people. It's disgusting.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. I heard one alleged professor, a writer of books about the pardon, who just stated, as a matter of fact, that the Supreme Court manufactured complete immunity for presidents. So. And that is someone who, as we were discussing earlier, drops the fancy title from the fancy university, is a recognized authority, has published a book, said something just wildly inaccurate and prejudicial about what the Supreme Court Court decided. But if you were any close, anywhere close to. Right. The idea that a president has immunity for virtually everything, that's not what the Supreme Court said. But then they could preemptively pardon all of their goons for what the president told them to do, or, you know, if. If the law catches onto them, retroactively pardon them, if the timing works out right. That. That's a horrible idea. Horrible idea. You could send like, the next lefty president could send antifa goons across the country to intimidate people and not let them go into their church services. And when the federal civil rights charges came, the president would, in a way that Trump just did with January 6th. And we talked about this at length, and we get why. Yes, political violence was tolerated on the left for years and years. And now all of a sudden, we're supposed to be jailing people for the rest of their lives because they're violent on the right. I get that. We've totally discussed that, but we can't have a situation where you can blanket pardon people who've committed acts of political violence because they were on your side. So I think that the. The end result of the pardon fest on both sides is we gotta take a serious look at the reform of the presidential power of pardon in this country.
Joe Getty
Here's my favorite headline in a while. I'm looking up at Fox and they've got on the little thing on the bottom, Trump dances to YMCA with a sword.
Jack Armstrong
That's a good headline.
Joe Getty
You know what's great about that? If you haven't seen the video, we have tweeted it out and we have it linked atarmstrong and getty.com. it's actually pretty darn funny. But Melania looks to be completely, like, amused by her husband. It's the first time I've ever seen her not look kind of either. Nothing. She's really got a good, practiced model look of having no emotion whatsoever or maybe even slightly disgusted by the whole situation. She looks like she really thinks her husband's funny there, which is pretty.
Jack Armstrong
I wonder, you know, with. This sort of speculation is ridiculous and we don't have much, much time anyway. But I wonder if they've reached a different point in their relationship where everybody's pretty comfortable in their role.
Joe Getty
Could be Baron's grown up, that might have changed things. As often does when the kids are finally out of the house, we will finish strong.
Jack Armstrong
Next, Armstrong and Getty.
Joe Getty
And America's illustrious senators like Amy Klobuchar and Deb Fisher and of course, Hakeem Jeffries were there and Fetterman was. Are you? Come on. Fetterman?
Jack Armstrong
Really?
Joe Getty
Shorts? It's not even an inaugural Jacorm thing. It's freezing out there. It's a health concern. Fetterman. Fetterman is literally America's teenage son. It's your grandma's funeral. I told you, I don't like long pants. Why? You show up to the inauguration in crappy shorts and a crappy sweatshirt. You don't need to show up in a sweatshirt and shorts, period. But they're crappy ones to boot.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, he's an odd duck. Fetterman. Just when I'm ready to embrace him as one of the great voices of common sense in Washington.
Joe Getty
Oh, no.
Jack Armstrong
Look at him.
Joe Getty
Yeah, he's. Well, maybe we. Maybe. Maybe he's actually just calling him as he sees him, which he might be.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we'll look back on him as like John the Baptist of old, wandering around in a robe and a belt made of rope or whatever he was wearing. Bees or I don't remember that. The point was he dressed very humbly. He was a humble man, but brought word of great truth.
Joe Getty
It is now my incredible privilege to present final thoughts with these moron Armstrong and Getty. Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Jack Armstrong
That was from the inaugural address yesterday. Thank you, Mr. President. Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew to wrap up the show. There is our technical director, Michelangelo Michael. Final thought.
Joe Getty
Got to watch the video of Trump.
Jack Armstrong
Doing the sword dance. The funniest part that I enjoyed is.
Joe Getty
There'S a kid that's in the military standing right near him. He has to look up, please don't stab me with that sword. And then he takes it from Trump. Can I take that from you, sir? And he got, you know, waving around the sword.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, my. I'm gonna jump the line here. My reaction to it was, oh my God, it's like an airliner cake. And he's gonna cut it with a sword. Given Boeing's recent problems, is that a. But he never did. He never cut it. Which left me a cake lover. Disappointed. Katie Greener, esteemed newswoman. A final thought, Katie. Yeah.
Joe Getty
You guys mentioned Ed Norton earlier and I had the honor of interviewing him years ago. And he's the nicest guy.
Jack Armstrong
Cool.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Seems to be very bright fella. Jack, a final thought for us.
Joe Getty
Looking forward to the football games. Here are the current lines. Chiefs favored by two over the Bills, two two time defending CH champs at home. Only Defend up by two. The Eagles, a six point favorite over the Red Skins, which I thought it'd be more than that.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, it's the Warriors. You're racist.
Joe Getty
Commanders, actually. But I don't.
Jack Armstrong
They're Commanders. Warriors, just not the Redskins. You're racist. Yeah, you're right. Warriors. That's the basketball guys.
Joe Getty
You can be a Chiefs or a Warriors, but you can't be a Redskins. I. I guess Armstrong and Yeti wrapping up another grueling four hour workday.
Jack Armstrong
So many people thank. Thanks. So little time. Go to armstrongandgetti.com We've got the hot links there for you. All sorts of great articles to read, stuff we talked about today. Pickups, mang swag. Where two of us are wearing the hoodies today. Very comfortable. And drop us a line if there's something we ought to be talking about. Mailbag@armstrongandgetty.com we will see you tomorrow.
Joe Getty
God bless America. Armstrong and Getty. I did have a couple of things in our time say that we're extremely controversial. Mark my words. I assume it gives me an erection. A better erection. I. And even one more wonderful. Please, sir, don't say these things.
Jack Armstrong
You don't have to sniff them out. They'll tell you I'm a Nazi. They'll say you made it rhyme louder.
Joe Getty
And it's rhyme in a long time.
Jack Armstrong
And I just want to say thank.
Joe Getty
You for making it happen. Bye bye.
Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Gettysburg.
Armstrong & Getty On Demand: "Other Peoples Pain Keeps Me Going" – Detailed Summary
Release Date: January 21, 2025
In the episode titled "Other Peoples Pain Keeps Me Going," hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty delve into a range of current political and social issues with their characteristic blend of humor and critical analysis. Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Armstrong and Getty tackle topics from immigration policies and media portrayals to presidential pardon powers and cybersecurity concerns. This summary encapsulates the key discussions, insights, and notable moments from the episode.
The episode opens with a heated discussion on the impact of recent immigration policies under the Trump and Biden administrations.
Joe Getty criticizes the cancellation of asylum appointments, highlighting the plight of migrants like the woman in Juarez, Mexico:
"[00:25] Joe Getty: These new policies already having an impact. This asylum seeker in Juarez, Mexico, breaking down... thousands of migrants like her are in limbo. Nice job, ABC News finding one person crying."
Jack Armstrong counters by emphasizing the legitimacy of the woman's distress:
"[00:48] Jack Armstrong: NPR had the same crying gal. No, she's not a nut. She's not a nut at all..."
The hosts argue that the app introduced by the Biden administration for asylum applications was flawed, leading to administrative chaos and emotional distress among migrants.
Armstrong and Getty critique major news outlets for their selective portrayal of migrant experiences.
Joe Getty mocks the media's focus on individual suffering while ignoring broader issues:
"[01:35] Joe Getty: Did you see the New York Times? Over the weekend, 85% of Americans want criminal illegals booted..."
Jack Armstrong reinforces this point by pointing out the lack of coverage on more severe migrant-related tragedies:
"[01:51] Jack Armstrong: ABC and NPR didn't do a lot of airing of the tears of the relatives of people slain by Venezuelan gang members..."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the controversial use of presidential pardon powers by both Trump and Biden administrations.
Joe Getty expresses disdain for the notion of preemptive pardons, especially when aimed at family members:
"[25:23] Joe Getty: Is there an innocent explanation for someone to seek preemptive pardons for family members?... it's weird."
The hosts explore the implications of such actions, suggesting that preemptive pardons may be perceived as admissions of guilt:
"[26:36] Jack Armstrong: Would you see that as essentially an admission of guilt?"
"[26:39] Joe Getty: I certainly would view it that way. Millions of Americans would view it that way."
They also touch upon the potential for abuse of pardon powers in future administrations, emphasizing the need for reform.
Shifting gears, Armstrong and Getty address cybersecurity concerns, specifically focusing on commonly used four-digit PINs that are susceptible to hacking.
Jack Armstrong lists the top ten ill-advised PIN numbers, emphasizing the risks:
"[15:11] Jack Armstrong: So there you go, your top ten Ill advised pins... 1, 2, 3, 4."
Joe Getty humorously admits to using the same PIN across various platforms, highlighting the absurdity of the issue:
"[15:24] Joe Getty: I've got the same four number PIN for everything I do... I've had the same four numbers for 25 years."
This segment serves as both an informative warning and a comedic take on personal cybersecurity practices.
The hosts discuss the Internal Revenue Service's new regulations requiring increased tax reporting for online sales.
Jack Armstrong explains the shift in thresholds for the 1099-K tax form:
"[11:09] Joe Getty: Got him. Threshold is that?"
"[12:11] Jack Armstrong: The IRS is going to phase in the change, setting the $5,000 threshold for last year, $2,500 for this year, and $600 for 2026."
Joe Getty voices skepticism about the practicality of these lowered thresholds:
"[13:28] Joe Getty: I don't think it's realistic to get down to those levels."
The discussion highlights concerns about the administrative burden on small businesses and individuals engaged in online commerce.
Armstrong and Getty diverge into a spirited conversation about the recently released Bob Dylan movie, critiquing both the film and the musician's public persona.
Joe Getty shares his disappointment with live performances, referencing Dylan's less-than-stellar showtimes:
"[20:22] Joe Getty: It was one of the worst things I've ever seen."
Jack Armstrong contrasts his experience with the cultural impact of Bob Dylan:
"[20:52] Jack Armstrong: I'm a guitar player. I'm not doing that. That's a rare guy."
The hosts lament the disconnect between Dylan's musical legacy and his contemporary reception, illustrating their struggle to connect with the artist's current relevance.
As the episode winds down, Armstrong and Getty share final observations and engage in playful banter.
Joe Getty highlights a humorous headline about Trump dancing to "YMCA" with a sword, sparking laughter and casual commentary.
The hosts briefly touch upon various political figures and upcoming events, maintaining their signature irreverent tone.
They conclude with a nod to their audience, encouraging listeners to visit their website for more content and to submit topics for future discussions.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
"Other people's pain is what keeps me going."
Joe Getty [02:01]
"You got to stop rewarding people for acting like children."
Jack Armstrong [03:06]
"If you know somebody who's not 1099 in their babysitter, is there like a percentage you get when the IRS busts."
Jack Armstrong [16:59]
"Millions of Americans would view it that way."
Joe Getty [26:39]
"I'm a guitar player. I'm not doing that. That's a rare guy."
Jack Armstrong [20:52]
In "Other Peoples Pain Keeps Me Going," Armstrong and Getty offer a critical lens on contemporary political issues, media practices, and societal behaviors. Through incisive commentary and sharp wit, they challenge prevailing narratives and encourage listeners to question the status quo. Whether dissecting immigration policies, debating the ethics of presidential pardons, or poking fun at pop culture phenomena, the hosts maintain a compelling and engaging discourse that provokes thoughtful reflection and entertained critique.