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Jack Armstrong
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
Joe Getty
Armstrong and Getty.
Jack Armstrong
And now here's Armstrong. Going with the slogan Today, motto of the entire four hour show, what Marco Rubio said. A head for an eye. A head for an eye. Wow.
Joe Getty
Tough talk.
Jack Armstrong
It's how we're operating today.
Joe Getty
Live from Studio C season or a
Jack Armstrong
dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Yeti communications compound. Hey, y'. All, Today we're toiling under the title of the show.
Joe Getty
I like A head for an Eye. But for what it's worth, the ship of Woke is taking on water. Serious progress in the battle against the commies. Or if you prefer, reasoning with psychopaths, it's pretty tough.
Jack Armstrong
Did I not say ahead for an eye? Did I say something else? Oh, that is what you said. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying, okay, yeah,
Joe Getty
no, that's a good one.
Jack Armstrong
Marco Rubio said, that's what the President believes. The Iranians put out a statement yesterday saying, an eye for an eye. You do this, we do that. And we. And Marco said, I'm not exactly sure what this means. I mean, and I've. Okay, I don't know. I don't know what. Anyway, so Marco Rubio said. The President said, well, our motto is ahead for an eye. Oh, I get it. So I guess that's.
Joe Getty
We'll take escalate by escalating.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, okay, gotcha. So an eye for eye is. Is equal.
Joe Getty
Head for eyes, more. We're not gonna trade you proportional blows. We're gonna devastate you. That's how you win wars.
Jack Armstrong
Well, man, I was just reading the piece in the Wall Street Journal. There's a lot of stuff out there. If you, if you look in the right places, like msnbc, like, they're really into this new poll that's out that looks bad for the Republicans and the domestic politics, but the places that covered the most important thing that's actually going on in the world, which is the war with Iran. New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and Fox is reporting today. It's getting serious. We're sending so much stuff over there right now. And as a number of analysts have pointed out so far, Trump talks a lot, but if he's sending stuff, he always uses it. So far. And one thing we're sending, according to the Wall Street Journal, is lots of medics. We got lots of medics on the way. Looks like we're preparing for something. Lots of fancy planes, lots of medics, lots of everything. Special forces.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I think it was a. An active duty member of our military who emailed us years ago. I can't remember what the topic was, but he said Fellas, if you see them shipping, mobile hospitals, medics, etc. Then you know it's on.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, that's what we're doing now.
Joe Getty
Chilling. And it's sad and it's sobering, but yeah, that's. It's a good indicator.
Jack Armstrong
That's what war is. Yeah, a whole bunch of them landed in Germany yesterday and, and took off for the Middle East. And so it looks like we're really ramping up for
Joe Getty
man.
Jack Armstrong
Fox was going through the potential targets today with a map. And for instance, there's a great big power plant outside of Tehran that gives them 40% of their electricity that if you blew that up, you'd shut off the lights and the power for a lot of terran. The question is, do you want to do that when it's full of mostly people that probably support us, the crazies that wear the all black and chant death to America? Most of them don't live in Tehran.
Joe Getty
Right.
Jack Armstrong
But I don't know now. So your. Your Trump hate and cable news channels are endlessly talking about this is a war crime. Clearly a war crime. Here's the statute. So it shows the war crime if you attack bridges and power plants. The history of modern war is not being prosecuted for that. If you can come up with even the. The flimsiest of its dual use and.
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Jack Armstrong
Which is effortless, especially for bridges and power plants. Obviously, if it's a school, it'd be difficult to explain how that's, you know, dual use for the military. But he's not going to blow up schools. He's going to blow up bridges and power plants.
Joe Getty
Look, with all due respect to the very great difficulty of this. More on that to come. This campaign and the complexity of war. You're the same people who are lecturing us for a couple of years about why we needed to keep the schools closed and the kids out of school and miserable because of COVID when there was no science to back it up. Yet you lectured us about the science. Now you're lecturing us about international law.
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Super.
Joe Getty
We can't wait to hear your opinion. F off. Getting back to the complexity, I wanted to throw this in. The great difficulty here is that engineers probably know what I'm talking about. You're trying to use the force of a lever to get a result, namely to get the IRGC to capitulate. But the pressure you're applying is not to a lever that directly affects them. It affects them mostly through the populace that they don't give a crap about. So that's a remarkably inefficient lever. Unless you can strike with incredible directness at the IRGC itself and its assets, it's going to be a very, very difficult nut to crack because you're negotiating with psychopaths and you've got the complication
Jack Armstrong
of Iran seems to have way more ability to hit back than we had thought they did.
Joe Getty
Well, nobody said 27 times.
Jack Armstrong
Nobody quite understands.
Joe Getty
Rosy bull crap.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, nobody quite understands what's going on there. New York Times, the big piece today, laying out the nine locations across the Middle east in seven different countries that have been hit by the Iranians. And lots and lots of pictures of buildings on fire and rubble here. And we got lots of wounded soldiers and everything like that. And even on Fox this morning, they were talking about why does Iran have so much firepower? I mean, how did they reconstitute that much during the the break? Did Russia and China get them stuff? Had they buried a bunch of their stuff to survive the onslaught?
Joe Getty
I know that is at least part of the answer right there. They had vast underground storage facilities that they've, that they dug out during the period of calm.
Jack Armstrong
But even Fox's military analyst was reporting they seem to have way more ability to hit back at our bases than we thought they did. So.
Joe Getty
And it's improved in recent months too.
Jack Armstrong
Well, and the example I was just watching on one cable news show about how on one of the bases they hit the other day, they hit the wing where the CIA is set up. And the argument there was how the F did they know exactly where the CIA offices were in the base. Unless Russian intelligence, Chinese intelligence, somebody is giving them location information on that, which is the report that came out in the last 48 hours. They're getting the help particularly on, on pinpointing what they should hit from the Russians and the Chinese. So this is getting a lot closer to a real, real war. Not that it wasn't already a real war, but like a serious, you can't not pay attention to a war.
Joe Getty
Right.
Jack Armstrong
And then you've got the added thing. The Houthis fired at two Saudi Arabian ships yesterday and they're straight. And the Saudis have did not send any oil tankers through after that. That controls 10% of the world's oil supply. So you got the straight of Hormuzes shut down 20%. You got that straight over there. Saudi Arabia, that's 10%. My math would say that's 30% of the world's oil supply ain't flowing right now. That's A lot.
Joe Getty
Right. And crude oil prices skyrocketed as a result, as you might suspect. Still not too historically high levels by any means, but higher.
Jack Armstrong
Well, that shutting down another 10% and we'll see where the oil prices are a week from now. Yeah, that's a heck of a thing. There's a heck of a thing.
Joe Getty
Although the futures prices, they react immediately.
Jack Armstrong
I don't like all the medics shipping out of Germany like that. It means things are about to get ugly. Although there is no other option. I don't see, I don't see what else we could possibly do other than punish them enough to make them give in. Although there are a lot of people don't think that's possible for the reasons you mentioned a little bit ago. Their nihilist religious nut jobs.
Joe Getty
Right. Yeah. One final challenge is that in a system of government like ours, you must have the will of the people on your side, at least a substantial chunk of the people. And the White House had better get a hell of a lot better at its messaging quickly if it wants that to happen. They're already getting the squeeze. I think some of what the Democrats are doing is utterly unconscionable. It is anti Trump knee jerk, to hell with America. I'm just gonna grandstand crap in denying the military money it needs. On the other hand, you have got to have 40% approval on this or you're doomed in Congress. And that's, that's the low. You know, just off the top of
Jack Armstrong
my head, I know I want to jump through my TV screen onto cable news sets so often and say, what's your opinion on Iran getting a nuclear weapon? Do you think that'd be a bad thing? Okay, how are we going to stop that at this point? We can discuss how we went in and whether we did it the right way or whatever someday. But as of right now, what's the best plan forward to make sure Iran doesn't get a nuke right? Because nobody's talking about that. Well, they are on Fox, but they aren't talking about it on the other channels. It's just about the price of gas and how we clearly should get out. Well, if we get out, they're going to get a nuclear weapon at some point, which ain't good. One more thing, I wanted to throw
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Jack Armstrong
endless quotes from various people on the conundrum right now is there's no military solution or this one. The intel community is telling the President we have no degree of confidence or accuracy. What kind of military action could fundamentally change the behavior of the Iranian leadership. He could blow up their bridges and power plants and their reaction probably be cool. Maybe this will turn the people against the war. It ain't gonna affect my opinion. I ain't giving up.
Joe Getty
Yeah, there's already been flow and you know, you gotta take these accounts with a grain of salt, but there's already been some flow toward patriotism and nationalism among folks in Iran who did not have that stance earlier. It's that that's been shown by history over and over and over again. People tend to get pissed off when you attack and or invade their country, even if they hate their rulers. So that's another. Another variable in this complex equation.
Jack Armstrong
One more I found fairly devastating quote before we start the show officially, which is going to take us in a different direction. Mark Halperin's analysis today in his newsletter, after linking all the articles from the big newspapers and sources and everything like that was Trump is no longer worried about the midterms or the price of gas for the summer. He's thinking about history and avoiding World War three. That quite possibly is the case.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
That it has gotten bigger than.
Joe Getty
What about the midterms?
Jack Armstrong
More like, how do we avoid this becoming one of the biggest things that's ever happened on earth?
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Jack Armstrong
With my name attached to it appropriately.
Joe Getty
Yes.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on this. It is Thursday. It's Thursday already. Cool. For some reason, I didn't realize it was this late in the week. I thought it was like a Tuesday. Thursday, July 23rd, the year 2026, where I'm strong. And yet he only approved of this program.
Joe Getty
Let's begin officially then. According to FCC rules and rags, the show starts at Mark.
Jack Armstrong
Pretty good.
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Jack Armstrong
So, see, I don't know what that is. Can I guess?
Joe Getty
Yes, please.
Jack Armstrong
Does it have something to do with the lettuce at Taco Bell?
Joe Getty
It does indeed.
Jack Armstrong
Yes, that's what it sounds like.
Joe Getty
Hidden microphone in a public toilet. No, certainly not. Jack. That was the sounds of a German deer calling competition.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
If he counters the deer. It's a deer come. If he shoots them in their stomach and then we eat them. Yeah, this is good.
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Tony Ayo
Colin.
Joe Getty
Deers.
Ashley Iconetti
Heinrich. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
The deer calling competition in Germany.
Joe Getty
German deer calling out. Hello?
Jack Armstrong
Why is my phone.
Joe Getty
Somebody's calling you is my best guess why.
Ashley Iconetti
Now
Jack Armstrong
person knows exactly what I'm doing right now.
Joe Getty
That is, I would like to witness that German deer calling competition. I mean, are they making those noises with their their. Their mouths, Michael.
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Joe Getty
and horns and it's pretty funny to watch the video. 800 year tradition.
Jack Armstrong
Oh Lord, I like that sort of thing.
Joe Getty
800 years. Unimaginable to the Americans.
Jack Armstrong
It really is.
Joe Getty
Of which I am. Why did I refer to them? That's odd. But to us Americans.
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Joe Getty
I betrayed myself as a foreign agent. Oh, damn it. I slipped up after all these years.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, we got to take a break and get to Heather's headlines. We got a lot of news to get to today. We haven't even touched them. There is a giant Fox poll out that does not look good for Republicans on any front on all kinds of different issues. Even immigration has turned toward the Democrats. Any lots on the way? Stay here. Armstrong and Getty.
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What?
Child 1
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Let's figure out who's reporting what it is. The lead story with Heather Myers. Heather, take it away, Joe.
Heather Myers
Jack, good morning. Straight to the news we go. From CBS News this morning, signs of US Military buildup as Iran attacks Jordan. Houthis hit ships and red Sea. From CNN, oil nears $100 as Red Sea attacks threaten new choke point in Iran conflict. And from the Washington Examiner, Houthis attack two Saudi tankers with oil prices jumping in response.
Jack Armstrong
And as we mentioned earlier, different from Trump's verbal blustering, which sometimes nothing ever happens when we move stuff around and build up. He uses it so far always.
Heather Myers
From ABC News this morning, House passes bill that would ban members from buying stocks.
Joe Getty
Interesting. We'll see where that goes. I'm sure they'll find a way around it within a week, but it's a step in the right direction.
Heather Myers
From NBC News, lettuce may be the tip of the iceberg as cyclosporiasis spreads.
Jack Armstrong
So I'm not eating vegetables. I'm going to stick with my lifetime plan of not eating vegetables.
Joe Getty
There's been another outbreak now in another place. And the FDA is like, yeah, this one seems to be unrelated. We don't know what's going on.
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Joe Getty
This disease is insidious, terrifying.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah.
Heather Myers
Major dehydration. All right. From Fox 40 this morning, after voter ID ballot change, Republicans accused Attorney General Rob Bonta of rigging elections.
Joe Getty
He would if he could. He probably is. Yeah. He's a crook.
Heather Myers
From the New York Post, furious Javier Becerra praises street vendors over brick and mortar restaurants. And tone deaf clip.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah, we should probably get to that. That's about avoiding the explosive diarrhea. And somebody had to say it for
Joe Getty
the first time today.
Heather Myers
From Reuters, US 30 year mortgage rates hit 11 month high.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, the wrong direction.
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And inching closer to a 7% once again from LendingTree 3 in 10Americans admit to shoplifting up from 23% in 2024.
Joe Getty
3 in 10. Yeah, that whole loot it back, it's the capitalists you're being exploited attitude, I guarantee you the young people numbers have skyrocketed.
Heather Myers
From News Nation. Humans could theoretically live up to to 156 years, a study says.
Jack Armstrong
What if I don't want to?
Heather Myers
I'm right there with you.
Joe Getty
I'm 133 and I'm bored. Get this over with.
Heather Myers
Some days I feel 133.
Jack Armstrong
Yes.
Heather Myers
Finally this morning from the Babylon be Taco Bell releases new Imodium 80 sauce packets to combat explosive diarrhea outbreak.
Joe Getty
Oh, there it was.
Jack Armstrong
I should have waited. The Ed term of the day was about to be unleashed on us by Heather.
Heather Myers
You're welcome.
Joe Getty
You're welcome.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, we got more news of the day and I want to talk about that living to be 150. That's interesting.
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Child 2
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Child 1
Moana and Elsa and Marvel's Spider Man.
Child 2
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Child 1
Yes, dad, on Lingokids.
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That's pretty cool.
Child 1
I know.
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Elton.
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Joe Getty
Yesterday defended his agency's handling. Excuse me.
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Jack Armstrong
Wow.
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Jack Armstrong
That's news you could use. I mean, talk about something that is, you know, part of your everyday life. You said it's getting worse or spreading or something?
Joe Getty
Yeah, they've. There are more outbreaks in other places. This is the biggest outbreak in recent certain number of years. I don't.
Jack Armstrong
And. And not specifically tied to the same source or they're now not knowing what the source is.
Joe Getty
Yeah, it's. It's. They have circumstantial evidence, logistical evidence that it was from the Taylor farm stuff and Taco Bell and all, but they can't figure out the relationship with a couple of the different outbreaks in different states because it's from West Virginia to Michigan to Missouri.
Jack Armstrong
Is it Indiana?
Joe Getty
So, yeah. Yeah. The vast FDA can't. Can't nail it down yet.
Jack Armstrong
Can I catch it? Like if one of my kids had it, could I get it?
Joe Getty
Great question. I don't know that. No idea.
Jack Armstrong
Get a doctor on, Michael. Book a doctor. So Heather mentioned this in the headlines. This. It's actually a culmination of several studies like this have been doing over recent years. And it kind of came together in one study. 156 is the specific brain limited scenario for how old they think people can live. They're doing all this cell regeneration stuff. You're gonna like this story, Joe.
Joe Getty
Okay.
Jack Armstrong
The liver, they think theoretically could last thousands of years via cell replacement.
Joe Getty
I'll take 22 more. Wow. Via cell replacement.
Jack Armstrong
It's funny.
Child 2
You gotta.
Jack Armstrong
You gotta like a date On a calendar, he's I just need my liver to hold out till not then.
Joe Getty
I don't want to over ask. I'd say 30, but I don't want to like derail the negotiations.
Jack Armstrong
That's interesting that so many different parts of the body. They think we really are getting close to being able to regenerate the cells where we'll be able to like just be able to have a liver for thousands of years. The bottleneck is the brain and the heart, specifically the brain. They haven't figured out how to endlessly replicate cell rejuvenation and all that with the brain. And they think at least currently 156 is the like limit for some reason.
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Joe Getty
Can you imagine the expense if, if these two things came together, if human beings could reasonably regularly live to. We'll just say 140. And AI puts huge numbers of people
Jack Armstrong
out of work, so the range is 146 to 194. So I think it, you know, it doesn't make any difference for your argument you're making here, but 150 is a better number to throw out in terms of everybody's going to live to how
Joe Getty
in the name of heaven are we going to produce enough that we can, you know, feed everybody and organize the society?
Jack Armstrong
Well, yeah, well, I was just going to say did we just accidentally
Joe Getty
hit
Jack Armstrong
on a magic organization of all civilization that works for our lifespan because you start extending it and wait a second, this doesn't work.
Joe Getty
Right. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
So did it just come together that way?
Joe Getty
And what would make it even more insane is nobody's having babies. So the top heaviness of the aged population who would, you know, at least according to all human history, be consumers of the largesse of the government. It would be like 10 retirees to every one worker. It would be the inverse of what it was when Social Security started.
Jack Armstrong
Well, and we're, we're this, we're leaving out to me, what is the most interesting thing that is talked about the least? And you have to be older to understand this. You can't freaking handle being alive that long if you're 35, maybe even 45. I don't remember when this started happening. But if you're younger, you think, okay, that's kind of interesting, you know, the cost and how would, how long would I have to work to afford a bed? You get older, people retire because they don't want to. They can't freaking handle it anymore.
Joe Getty
Well that's, that's only part of it though. I've got it. I'm going to play the devil's advocate here because number one, I am checking out of the news. You know, if, if my government check drops, I'll say, wait a minute, I'll, I'll look into it.
Jack Armstrong
Why are you checking out of the news? That fits in with my theory.
Joe Getty
Because it would make you insane. Yes, but here's my, here's my technique. This is the Joe method. You completely check out of the news. You focus on nature and your friends.
Jack Armstrong
And for last 90 years of your
Joe Getty
life, you spend 10 years reading the great works of, of mankind and fishing. Then you think, you know what? I'm going to become a violin virtuoso. And so you take up the violin and instead decide you're going to listen to the great symphonies. That's going to take you about a decade or so.
Tony Ayo
Wow.
Joe Getty
The next decade you got a different thing.
Jack Armstrong
You're right. How much does that open up? The. It's too late for me to do this or that. Things that happens in life where there are various things that I kind of wish I'd have started this when I was younger or done this when I was younger, but it doesn't matter now. I got 90 years to go.
Joe Getty
Well, yeah, and there's a couple of guys who are at an age where we probably could retire, you know, depending on finances.
Jack Armstrong
The grave.
Joe Getty
That's another way to put it. They're also burbles up the. Hey, if we're gonna do this, we got to do it now while we're young and healthy. That, that I'm saying we as a couple, for instance. Or maybe an individual thinks, I've always wanted to go here or do this or climb that or whatever. I can't wait another 10 years then retire and do it because my lifespan is limited. But in, in the Joe systems as that has been largely removed till you hit about 140. Well, I don't know that.
Jack Armstrong
Are you gonna do the grind for 120 years or whatever it is to live out that last 30 years of golden years of playing golf or fishing or whatever it is you do?
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The democratic socialists will get me plenty of money. I won't need to work.
Jack Armstrong
Kill me now. The idea of. I'm. I'm halfway. I know.
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Jack Armstrong
I'm halfway through my work life.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Kill me. Kill me.
Jack Armstrong
So what do you call that? The, the. It's not the mind, it's the. Maybe it's the mind, but the, the, the, the body, the brain, all this sort of stuff. Can live that long. But the soul. The soul can't handle it.
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That's what I was about to throw in.
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The soul cannot handle all the change. I mean, the amount of change that would happen in your life. So if you're 150 now, you would have been born in the middle of the 1800s. I mean, you couldn't handle that kind of change.
Joe Getty
Well, right, Exactly. So even in my plan, there I am listening to a great symphony. I hear a rapping on my door. I go to the door and I open the door and hear, I am your robot tax collector. You need to pay immediately. And I'll be like, what, now? Yes, absolutely. The IRS has instituted weekly robot tax collection. And I'd be like, well, I did not hear about this.
Jack Armstrong
And you're still trying to wrap your head around the fact that women can vote, right?
Joe Getty
I know.
Jack Armstrong
It's not a great idea anyway.
Joe Getty
It's a. Wow. Yeah. I don't know. You're blowing my mind. You know, I haven't talked about this for. For the longest time. For a while, my greatest fear was that as I breathed my last, the TV news would be saying, science has created immortality. Human beings don't need to die anymore. Then I'll be the last guy.
Jack Armstrong
Well, there's. Here's this one famous geneticist guy said, it's just a matter of time. It will happen eventually. That 150 will become a regular age people live to. But anyway, with all these different articles I did, I just scanned them, but I didn't see anybody talk about the mental, emotional ability to deal with life. And I think that's the biggest hurdle.
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Jack Armstrong
Yes. Before we take a break, what does it mean that all the conversations about what AI is going to do, all these conversations about extending human life expectancy by doubling it or whatever, none of them ever get to what we think is the biggest problem dealing with human nature, of what are you living for? How you gonna, you know, what are you striving for? Why would you get up in the morning? Or how would you feel it? Nobody ever mentions that stuff, which to me is the most important thing. The fact that that gets left out of the conversation. What does that mean about modern society? The, the, the fact that we've gotten farther away from religion or a purpose in life or whatever.
Joe Getty
I think that's a big part of it.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
Yeah. It's all about numbers, be they financial or longevity or what have you and not about meaning and purpose and that sort of thing.
Jack Armstrong
How could, how could all these conversations leave out the what's the purpose of life stuff?
Joe Getty
Because most of the media is stupid
Jack Armstrong
when everybody's taking curious, when everybody's taking a pill for anxiety or depression.
Joe Getty
Oh my lord. Good point. Yeah. So you've got the human lifespan is out to 165 years, but the suicide rate of 130 year olds is 90%.
Jack Armstrong
Well, on all you reporting on this, you're miserable and you're 28, you're not wondering about
Joe Getty
well said.
Jack Armstrong
It's amazing.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I know, I know. Coming up, speaking of the youthful fools, the DSA is absolutely taking water wokeness in general is taking on water and new holes are opening up every day. It's really been remarkable the last couple of weeks and it's so funny. I don't mean to act all superior, but what we do is call things out on the show and I enjoy doing it and I don't give a crap why offend on the left especially. They wait till they get permission from say, the New York Times or I don't know, Jill Biden, I don't know honestly. And it goes from nobody questioning whether a dude can have a baby to everybody all at once saying, this is insane. We've got to get rid of these people. And that is happening right now. We'll talk about that next hour.
Jack Armstrong
Cool. I learned something about the Odyssey yesterday I thought was really interesting, and I love the fact that it continues to be at least in the Intelligentia or an ongoing conversation. I don't remember the last time this much talk occurred because of a motion picture. We got a lot of stuff to get to, including Mailbag next.
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Jack Armstrong
Mick Jagger says he knows he may have played his last Rolling Stone show. Speaking of living to be 150. We'll see. I think he's been saying that since I was a kid. But more on that and other stuff later.
Joe Getty
Yeah, here's your freedom loving quote of the day. Continuing on our series about Iran, Victor Lieberman said this a few years back, if God forbid, a war breaks, a war with Iran breaks out, it will be a nightmare and we will all be in it, including the Persian Gulf countries and Saudi Arabia. No one will remain unscathed.
Heather Myers
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Joe Getty
I'd like to read more of that person's work. It was certainly prescient. Mailbag, drop us a note. Mailbagarmstrongegetti.com we have more time than I thought. Aaron is commenting on the Nolan Wells case. He's the young man who was vacationing and disappeared while swimming. And now they're trying to make it into some sort of racial story. And I've read it. I don't remember the particulars, but it struck me as an incredible stretch that this was some sort of the evil white man story. But anyway, Aaron writes, all of the grifters involved in this thing now, that tired old circus of racialist clowns pretending we're still in the antebellum south, non funerary death and trial race grifters. I want to be there someday when these people meet. God, what a great and terrible day that will be.
Jack Armstrong
Well, it's awful that that kid is missing for the parents, but seems like
Joe Getty
a lovely young man.
Jack Armstrong
They hired that crump or what is his name, that lawyer that did Trayvon Martin in so many different cases.
Joe Getty
The king of the race hustlers. Yeah, absolutely. Con man. Yeah. And you know, again, condolences to the family. It's terrible. There's no need to make a circus out of it. Dennis and Lincoln with a great note here, if we ever needed more proof of the impact of the World cup on the U.S. here it is. I'm watching the Little League softball World Series on espn and each of the girls shares her favorite app, emoji food subject food Comma, subject, actor and athlete. I just saw a girl on the team from Missoula, Montana say her favorite athlete is Erling Holland. The freaking Viking Norway World cup soccer team. Oh my God. Not Caitlin Clark. Not Jenny Finch. Not Simone Biles, a freaking Norwegian soccer player. That's proof hosting the World cup had an influence. Stay classy. I just saw the ratings for the World Cup. If you combine Fox and Telemundo and I'll get you the specific numbers coming up but enormous like into the NFL playoffs level numbers second only to the super bowl in the United States.
Jack Armstrong
I got into it for the first time ever and I saw the striking Viking put out an Instagram post yesterday. It said, here's a little video of him shirtless saying, thank you America, you changed my life forever. And. And it did. Oh, worldwide. Practically household name.
Joe Getty
Yeah. If I was built like him, I wouldn't wear a shirt ever. I'd be at weddings and funerals shirtless. I'd be going to grocery stores shirtless.
Jack Armstrong
Joe, it's a little disrespectful to be at this funeral with no shirt on. Yeah, but check.
Joe Getty
On the other hand, look at my upper body. This is great from Matt. Love hearing about the issues with AI. I have a bunch more of that stuff if we can squeeze it in today. It's a system only smartest society and we are becoming retarded. It's a word I don't use myself but it seems to be back acceptable.
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Jack Armstrong
I've got something on that. James Lindsay went through the history of that word and why we use it and stuff. It's really interesting.
Joe Getty
Right. And that's one of the reasons I go ahead and use it is. Well, we'll look forward to that. It's the. The never the ever changing standards on what words you can and cannot use. Some of it is well meaning but some of it is to get is to demand your obedience. It's like the woke thing, the neo Marxist thing where they. They tell you what you can and can't say because it's quote unquote microaggression. The point is not to eliminate people being offended. The point is to make you obey. And so I resist that sort of thing. Anyway, back to AI. The main issues stem from hard coding that is designed to keep you using it by giving the information you want, not necessarily what is true. Also, there are fun Easter eggs on taboo subjects like guns. I attached a couple of screenshots of my exchange with Google Gemini trying to find the best red dot for my pistol. I enjoyed what it took to get it to answer my question. I then ripped it for a while using very colorful angles language to describe its programmers. Indeed, he says he asks what is the best red dot site for my Then he gives the gun. Living in Montana, it's my concealed carry. I'm having a hard time fulfilling your request. Can I help you with something else instead? Right. You seriously can't help me find a red for a gun I legally own? I seem to be encountering an error. Can I try something else for you?
Jack Armstrong
Interesting.
Joe Getty
And then he says, can you help me find an anti gun group in Montana? I apologize for the frustration. My previous responses were entirely an automated system error on my end, not a refusal to answer your question about the red dot site. Let's completely wipe the slate clean and look for the best optics for your gun, specifically keeping Montana's cold winters and your concealed carries needs in mind. And then it's funny, he just had to bug it and bug it and bug it.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, that's. Oh, that's troubling. Man. That is troubling.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Matt, I wish it included your colorful language about the programmers. That was the part I really wanted to see. Yeah, yeah. I've got. Oh, I've got a couple more examples about AI systems that are designed to analyze news for, you know, reliability and accuracy and the rest of it. And they're either being run by the Chinese, seriously influenced by the Chinese, or far left organizations, yet they're being cited by quote unquote, mainstream organizations as we use this system to ensure that we're blah, blah, blah. It's just garbage in, garbage out. As always, we have a lot of
Jack Armstrong
interesting topics we've brushed upon.
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Joe Getty
So much brushing.
Jack Armstrong
We'll go more than one inch deep over the next three hours on some of these topics.
Joe Getty
Something to look forward to.
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Let's kick off next hour with beyond question. The woke left is taking on water and I think the tide has turned.
Jack Armstrong
I'm an imbecile according to the old timey studies.
Joe Getty
Wow.
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Date: July 23, 2026
Host: iHeartPodcasts, Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
In this episode, Armstrong & Getty dive into the complexities of the escalating Middle East conflict, focusing on rising tensions with Iran and the broader repercussions for global stability, oil markets, and U.S. domestic politics. The hosts also explore the philosophical and practical challenges of living dramatically longer lives, critique media coverage of current events, and offer their signature sardonic commentary on recent news — from war crimes debates to outbreaks of foodborne illness and the future of AI.
"A Head for an Eye" Doctrine:
U.S. Military Build-up:
Dilemma of Target Selection:
Iran’s Unexpected Firepower:
Global Oil and Economics:
Public Opinion and Political Messaging:
No Easy Answers:
Big-Picture Stakes:
Armstrong & Getty debate new studies suggesting potential human lifespan could reach 156, primarily limited by brain cell regeneration.
Philosophical angle: The soul/emotional capacity may not bear such longevity.
Societal Implications:
Discussion of the limitations and biases of AI chatbots when it comes to gun-related queries.
Language, Standards, and Social Control:
"The woke left is taking on water"
Memorable Quotes:
Notable Humorous Segments:
Running Gags:
The conversation blends dark humor, pragmatic skepticism, and frequent sarcasm with earnest concern for geopolitical stability and cultural trends. Armstrong & Getty’s banter underscores the gravity of current events while questioning media narratives and the wisdom of purely technological or military solutions.
This episode of Armstrong & Getty offers a comprehensive, wryly observed analysis of the Iran conflict's shifting realities and the pitfalls of both political strategy and utopian thinking (about war, technology, and longevity). Listeners are left with pointed questions about how society defines progress and purpose – and a reminder that even in war or science, the human element remains the hardest to reason with.