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Jack Armstrong
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now here, arms on Getty.
Joe Getty
Live from the fascist healthcare that is the post Trump fascist presidency under a theocracy of oligarchs on a Tuesday.
Jack Armstrong
Truer words never spoken, senor.
Joe Getty
I was just watching MSNBC and they got me all frightened about something. I don't even know what they're talking about. Today we're under the tutelage of our.
Jack Armstrong
General manager, Donald J. Trump, executive branch cracking the whipper in chief, by God.
Joe Getty
Seriously, I was watching MSNBC and you. It's a combination of fascist dictatorship slash theocracy slash billionaire titan, oligarchy, hellscape of racism and greed is what we're living under. Is that what, what they think their viewers want? I don't know. We'll see if it works for them. That's something though.
Jack Armstrong
They're 11 viewers. I don't know, they ought to just ask them one by one what they want.
Joe Getty
That's an excellent point. They can call all their viewers in the morning, say, what would you like today? What do you, what do you, what are you in the mood for? And then just drive to shore on that.
Jack Armstrong
To me, increasingly, the cable news especially, but even your network newss are merely objects of amusement. They're, you know, the relics of days gone by. They're flailing, they're full of crap and I just, I don't think they need to be paid much heed, honestly.
Joe Getty
I would agree with you. So what is it just so is information just so dispersed now that there's no go to. What's the mainstream media talking about today? Does that just not exist anymore?
Jack Armstrong
Well, there are a handful, I think. And cable news is still fun to be right and make fun of. You know, I think your New York Times, your WaPo will have a fair amount of poll and significance, but the list is very short these days.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I would agree there's no need to comment on things that are irrelevant, but unless there's what is relevant.
Jack Armstrong
I mean, I actually, I was flipping channels last night and there was the readout with Joy Reid. And I thought, why not, let's dive in, let's catch a little of it live. But she was just sitting there looking mildly attentive while some guest of hers was ranting on about roughly what you just said. And I thought, no, I'm not here for that guy. I want to hear Joy Reid's special brand of unhinged, you know, moronitudes and I wasn't getting it, so I kept flipping.
Katie Green
Right.
Joe Getty
And I realize if you're under 45, probably you don't even know what these channels are or who these people are. And good for you. That's just the way things change. What. What was the general manager again, and why?
Jack Armstrong
Oh, it was a rambling description of Trump's strong executive seizing of executive power.
Joe Getty
All right.
Jack Armstrong
It's. It's quite remarkable. And a lot of you folks, depending on how deeply you dig into the news, have heard some of the headline stuff, but, I mean, he is, like, completely restructured foreign. And the Justice Department and the State Department. And I would suggest you're going to see some serious changes in the way Black History Month is presented by the government. He's making changes left, right and center.
Joe Getty
Yeah, no doubt about that. For better or worse on all these different categories and lots of illegals rounded up yesterday, including in San Francisco and Los Angeles, which we'll get into more. But that continues to be a hot story and long overdue and much appreciated by most of America, which, again, the mainstream media doesn't seem to grasp. My favorite story going on is certainly this whole AI China thing. Holy crap. Nvidia lost two thirds of a trillion dollars of their stock price yesterday, which is really something if it turns out to be true, that you can do the whole AI thing with regular chips. At least China did, so I don't know. I don't know how that's going.
Jack Armstrong
Well, Jack, I. Joe Getty often referred to as the great contrarian, or at least I'd like to get that going. I. This is a huge, hugely overrated thing. You'll see a quick bounce back. It is. It's overblown.
Joe Getty
Okay, and why do you think that I'm no drama.
Jack Armstrong
You remember no drama Obama. He was a freaking Shakespeare festival next to me. Okay? I am no drama. Joe. I will. I will explain going forward, but the long and short, some of the claims are unproven. Also, it's much easier to follow the leaders and say, hey, I've almost caught up to you and I spent less money. But that's, you know, what not being a leader is.
Joe Getty
Well, I hope you're right. It'd be somewhat troubling if, for whatever reason, China can come up with a better social media algorithm than anything we've been able to come up with, and they can come up with faster, better AI than us. That would be not be a good sign.
Jack Armstrong
The social media algorithm thing is indisputable. TikTok is an evil miracle.
Joe Getty
Well, I guess that's why I think it's definitely possible on the AI thing. I mean, we got a lot of money being spent on trying to come up with a tick tock like AI and we haven't come up with anything as good as what they got. I don't know why it wouldn't be true for AI also.
Jack Armstrong
But of course, you're not the great contrarian, are you? The great Go alonger guy is what.
Joe Getty
They call him, like everybody calls you. Let's start the show. Officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on this. It is Tuesday, January 28th, the year 2025, or Armstrong. And getting approved of this program.
Jack Armstrong
If GC is easier and quicker for you, you can just go with that. It's less cumbersome. All right, let's begin the show. Now, officially, according to FCC rules and regulations, here we go at Mark.
Molly Gawler
Black and indigenous people of color. Black and indigenous people of color. Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender and queer. We. We all have a place.
Jack Armstrong
Sing along, sing along if you know the words.
Joe Getty
Okay, you're gonna have to explain that.
Jack Armstrong
That is so. You know, Jack, I'm so sorry you're stuck in tragic traffic. Because Katie's horror. She reeled from that. It was as if she. A blow was struck.
Katie
Well, because I saw that video and instantly missed who I was before I saw it. That effing psycho. Anyway.
Molly Gawler
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Jack Armstrong
Everybody calm down. Everybody, keep going. Hey, look.
Katie Green
So what was that?
Katie
Oh, the worst person on the planet is who that was.
Jack Armstrong
That's a singer by the name of Molly Gawler, who's released a new woke anthem, Jack, entitled Bipoc.
Katie Green
Okay, is this an actual, like, known singer or is this. I mean, because everybody's a singer. Michael sings something right now, see, he's a singer.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I'm not a singer at all.
Katie Green
I mean, is she a singer singer or.
Jack Armstrong
I don't actually know. I just thought it was so damn funny.
Katie Green
And is there a. We're gonna hear the whole thing later, I'm sure.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, there's a fair amount to it. Yes. Yes. It doesn't get any better.
Katie Green
That's fantastic. That's what we need. Mirth.
Jack Armstrong
Well, yes, clearly.
Katie Green
I don't know if that fits in with the GC's. You know, I will.
Jack Armstrong
I will not be contrary against that point. Yeah, I agree completely. Yeah. Katie, see if you can figure out who this babe is.
Katie
Oh, great.
Jack Armstrong
I just don't. Don't dox her and ruin her life.
Katie Green
She's an idiot.
Jack Armstrong
An idiot is not a capital offense. Well, she's, she's a cultist. Oh my gosh.
Katie Green
Being an idiot is not a capital offense. Did you speak it on bipoc? Did you see some of the stuff that leaked out? We'll have to get to that today from a number of different parts of the government now that they're rooting out the DEI where they were emphasizing that we needed a bipoc person for this slot and a bipoc person for that slot where the emphasis was on racial preferences.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, there was a big piece. Where did I see that? A lot of folks are talking about it. Colorado State University. A lot of colleges and universities are utterly defiant in, well defying federal law. They are doing quotas, they are doing affirmative action, race based hiring, just completely. They, they believe their university campuses are little fiefdoms. They're like Indian reservations that are not subject to the laws of the United States of America. I suggest the United States of America does something about it.
Katie Green
Yeah, that's really interesting. I was following the argument on about this the other day after Trump released his DEI rules last week and when the Supreme Court decided to do away with the sort of affirmative action thing that had been going on in colleges forever. John Roberts now famously said, and it probably going to become more famous over time, the best way to end racism is to. And racism. Right. I mean it's just so simply true. And the fact that we had it going on at so many different levels in universities and the government and the industries and that sort of thing. I know how we'll fix racism with more racism.
Jack Armstrong
Lots and lots of racism. They're still teaching it to your children today at school. Yeah.
Katie Green
Really interesting. So I'll talk more about that later. Cool. How does mailbag look coming along?
Jack Armstrong
It's. It's coming together.
Katie Green
It's coming along.
Jack Armstrong
It's about in the same state as that gal's song. It's early versions.
Katie Green
When you say it's coming on, is that because you have people, people behind the scenes that are working on it and then they hand you the finished copy. Is that the way it works?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. There's a committee, team of. They report to a different committee. Finally it gets to me and then I give the royal yay or nay.
Katie Green
Right.
Jack Armstrong
Thumbs up like Caesar, the Great Caesar.
Katie Green
Fantastic.
Jack Armstrong
So that's confused with the great. What was I?
Katie Green
Contrarian.
Jack Armstrong
You're the great. The great contrarian. Right.
Katie Green
If you're going to be that, you're gonna have to remember it, text line 415295 kftc armstrong and get tomorrow the long awaited rfk junior hearing. The editorial board of the New York Post out with a piece today and they're a pretty trumpy outfit. Vote Republican Senators. Vote no on RFK Jr. And here's why.
Jack Armstrong
Those of you who are not alone.
Katie Green
No, those of you who are RFK junior Fans, I assume you're thinking about, well, you're not thinking about some of the issues that you agree with wholeheartedly that he does not. And you just haven't heard it yet.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. More on that to come. Why don't we go ahead and get into our freedom loving quote of the day, continuing with our series on change. George Bernard Shaw. Progress is impossible without change. And those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
Katie Green
Of course, the flip of that is what you're always saying. All change is not progress. There is a certain crowd that believes any change is progress.
Jack Armstrong
Yes, I've actually heard various lovely poet type people say, change is what I believe in.
Katie Green
And for whatever reason, when you're young, because I remember being young, it was a long time ago. You're built to want to change things even when your life's perfectly fine. It's weird. I think about the rebellious years when everything was fine. I lived in a fine place and everything was fine. Why did I want everything to be torn down? I have no idea.
Jack Armstrong
Right. And I think that's natural, though. It's the way we're made. It's part of God's plan or natures or somebody or others. Maybe RFK Juniors and. And that's fine. But it is also perfectly fine. Speaking of things that are fine, for those of the rest of us to say, no, what we're doing works perfectly well. You're not old enough to understand Pip.
Katie Green
Perfectly fine.
Jack Armstrong
Don't play some sort of weird Frisbee game in a field and smoke your marijuana.
Katie Green
Perfectly fine. For the old people, older people, to say, shut up.
Jack Armstrong
Exactly. Mailbag. Don't shut up. Drop us a note. Mailbagarmstrongandgetti.com can you imagine, folks, a joke so tasteful, so exquisite, a joke about blind people, so well crafted that a blind man himself found it amusing. I will read this to you for my brother Mike. I am totally blind. I've heard all kinds of jokes and I cringe when I hear somebody joke about blindness because most suck and are just idiotic. But yours, Michael, on the One More Thing podcast, yesterday was not only unique, it was utterly over the top. Awesome. The national treasure that is Michelangelo taking a starring role in yesterday's One More Thing podcast. Armstrong and Getty One More Thing. Thanks for the note Frank. Good to hear from you.
Katie Green
Well, do we know what bon mo we're discussing?
Katie
Yeah, I don't even remember it.
Jack Armstrong
I remember it. What was the suggestion of what he should have done coming out of the the the eye doctor's appointment to enjoy it and its exquisite sensitivity. Enjoy the Armstrong and Getty One More Thing podcast. Better yet, subscribe to all of them. Excellent tease going along. It's Justin J.P. uh, who writes Yesterday Jack brought up uh, that his kids social views echo his own, even though he rarely talks about the issues at home. I've been listening for more than 20 years and since I've had kids I've used a variation of the Joe Getty NPR line with my kids. When I turn on politics in the car, I tell my kids we're listening this to this to punish you for your future sin. But anyway, on a recent road trip I held up the angie podcast. My 11 and 9 year old yelled from the back, dad, we're already good little libertarians. Can you please turn on a comedy podcast? My wife and I laughed so hard I almost crashed.
Katie Green
That's pretty funny.
Jack Armstrong
Nice. Thanks jp. Also, just another quick private note. Frequent correspondent and all around great dude Scott in Healdsburg, beautiful California, had a terrible health scare and has been recovering in the hospital, but enjoying the Armstrong and Getty podcast and says some very nice things. Scott, get well soon.
Katie Green
Oh, did he have the bird flu?
Jack Armstrong
He did not have the bird flu. Indeed. You know, once in a while I'm reminded that actual real people take this in and it makes their lives somewhat happier. And as an enormous fan of other people who do this, that means a lot. So thank you for saying so. Bill writes. Guys, my wife and I are currently in Da Lat Vietnam on a three month visa. I wonder how many of the people in the US who think illegal immigration is justified would think that we have the right now to overstay our visa here. Or if we did decide to ignore the laws of Vietnam, how many do you think think would find it racist when Vietnam either deported us or threw us in jail. If I decide to test the Vietnamese immigration system, you can blame it on the food. Everything is delicious.
Katie Green
Not only should you stay in Vietnam, you should send your kids to the local school and they are required to have that teacher who may not speak English figure out a way to teach your kid in English. And then if you get the bird flu or whatever illness. You should go to the hospital and just show up and somebody should speak your language and take care of you, and the taxpayers should pick it up.
Jack Armstrong
And, dude, Bill, way to go with half measures, you weenie. Commit some crimes and then say to the Vietnamese authorities, you can't kick us out. How dare you kick us out. What do you mean you're kicking us out? Why can people not see that?
Katie Green
I don't know how.
Jack Armstrong
How are they living in such a foggy dream world that the utter clarity of the situation isn't, well, utterly clear? I don't get it. You people are nuts. Yeah, I could cram this in, but take a lot of time.
Katie Green
Oh, Hanson, you got grabbed the new trailer. Tlc, the Learning Channel, their new series, the Baldwins Coming is coming out. Following around Alec Baldwin, his fake foreign wife and their 19 children is a TLC special. And there's a trailer out, so we'll have to check that out, among other things. Stay with us.
Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Getty.
Katie Green
So here's the story on China and their AI thing and what it did to the stock market. And another really interesting nugget from the ABC Evening News.
News Reporter
Shares of Nvidia, which makes the chips used to power artificial intelligence, plunging nearly $600 billion, triggered by the emergence of a powerful and more efficient new Chinese AI chatbot called Deep Seek. Deep Seek, the app number one in both Apple and Google's app stores, built in China, allegedly at a fraction of the cost, using far less energy than western competitors like OpenAI. Google and Anthropic OpenAI CEO Sam Altman warned about the technology in the wrong hands when we spoke. In 2023, this will be the greatest.
Jack Armstrong
Technology humanity has yet developed.
News Reporter
So in the wrong human hands, it could be a very different device.
Jack Armstrong
We do worry a lot about authoritarian governments developing this.
Katie Green
Yeah. So Sam Altman back in the day, which was like a year ago, because AI is also new saying, please, if some other country than us had, it would be horrible. And now China claims they might have the best, fastest, certainly cheapest, and uses at least energy. That was announced yesterday, which is why the stock market did what it did in $600 billion, 2/3 of a trillion dollars, biggest drop in stock market history. But they never adjust for inflation. I hate when they do that. But it is the most valuable company in the world. That took a giant hit. To me, maybe the most interesting part of the story, though, is it's the number one app in the Apple App Store and Google App Store already, even though it has the same weaknesses re China spying on you as TikTok. Every bit the same, including it's in their agreement thing. They get to watch all your keystrokes when you download the app on your phone.
Jack Armstrong
But go ahead, it's open source, which my tech advisors inform me makes it less insidious because everybody can see precisely what's in the code. You know what I find really interesting about this is that stock prices are now so completely divorced from earnings and like any solid valuation that just a question of perception like this can cause us a loss of $600 billion in value.
Katie Green
Right Cycle when Tesla was really going up and down, when it would be briefly the most valuable car company in the world. Like what? How is Tesla more valuable than gm? It doesn't make any sense based on.
Jack Armstrong
Sentiment and excitement and hipness or whatever, but. So we'll have to see how this shakes out. I've heard a couple of notes of caution amidst the breathless reporting, including Dan Gallagher in the Journal saying the deep sync Deep Seek won't sync Usai titans. The panicked sell off is overblown.
Katie Green
Well, Marc Andreessen is kind of working with Trump. I listened to a long podcast with him yesterday with Lex Friedman, super smart tech guy. He's friends with Trump and Peter Thiel and that whole crowd and everything like that. He called it yesterday the Sputnik moment. The AI Sputnik moment going back to the 50s when we all, the United States woke up, this is long before we were born, but woke up to find out the Soviet Union had, you know, set a satellite into space. They were ahead of us. We didn't know they were ahead of us with space. Well, the new space is AI and is this a Sputnik moment where we realize China is ahead of us? And Trump said it's a, it's a wake up call, it's a good thing. And that it's a wake up call and will not be laser focused on realizing, you know, we need to be at our best to compete here. Which is an interesting way to look at it.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah, I think that's a great message to take from it. I think, you know, some of the very early hype is just, it's, it's, you know, it's the age of hyperbole, honestly. We'll have to see. It'll all play out and we'll all find out together. But as Gallagher writes, the sell off seems excessive. Much remains unknown about Deep Seq's claims, including what sort of chips the company had access to. Despite the effect of sanctions. Several chip analysts on Monday disputed the notion that Deepseek built something on par with advanced US based AI systems at such a low cost. Quote, Deep Seq did not build OpenAI for $5 million, wrote Stacy Raskin of Bernstein. The Deep Seq moment is driving investors to shoot first and ask questions later, wrote another dude. A third dude wrote, while Deep Seek's achievements could be groundbreaking, we question the notion that its feats were done without the use of advanced GPUs to fine tune it. So we'll have to see.
Katie Green
It's interesting though, if you don't know the particulars. China's claiming they built this for five and a half million dollars and for us it would be more like 150 to 250 million. Remember last week when Trump promised a half a trillion dollars for AI stuff? China's claiming they built this thing for five and a half million dollars with regular chips, not the super fancy chips that we thought we had the market cornered on and the big advantage there. So if China is being honest, it would be a Sputnik moment and I don't know how long it'll take to figure that out.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, we'll see. It's the technical term is it cost $5.6 million to train it. I can train a dog with a bag of treats and a little patience.
Katie Green
And one of Elon's things early on was as soon as this becomes a competition between companies, well, that ship has sailed between Microsoft, Google, Apple, OpenAI, everybody else, and then a competition between countries. Then all the guardrails will drop down and nobody will be concerned about any of the dangers of AI. It'll just be a race to be first in. And well, that's where we're going to be, right is one of the things that's so freaking scary about AI. One One interesting thing I heard yesterday in the podcast with Marc Andreessen and man, he's an interesting guy. If you're interested, if you're interested in AI at all, he said. It's not first of all, they don't know. They still haven't figured out that whole hallucinations thing yet where AI just makes stuff up. Nobody knows why it does it, how to stop it or if it can be stopped. And if it can't be stopped, it definitely takes some of the fun out of AI. It makes it, it makes it less to take over the worldy. If they can't figure out how to stop this hallucination problem where it just.
Jack Armstrong
Makes up crap, that's so mystifying to those of us who really don't know much about how these things work anyway. Seems they could do that.
Katie Green
Seems to be mystifying to the programmers also.
Jack Armstrong
Right.
Katie Green
And the other thing he said, they're not sure if AI is going to reach the limit of things. For instance, he used the example of medicine, philosophy, other things that rather than be able to invent new things that will be amazing beyond a human capacity, maybe it's just going to soak up once it's soaked up all the information there is about philosophy. He used the example, is it going to come up with something new and like coalesce all the information that's existed or is it just going to say give me some more or I just have what you have. I have everything that exists, which you also have if you want it. And I don't know where to go from here. Is AI just going to say that once it soaks up all the information and unless you feed it more, it can't go any further? That's it? I guess that's an open question among the AI crowd.
Jack Armstrong
Fascinating.
Katie Green
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Wish I had any insight whatsoever on the question.
Katie Green
Well, you don't, but neither do they. Nobody does.
Jack Armstrong
Right? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. I am more optimistic about like gene therapy for cancer than I am new philosophies, but who knows. Oh, the other thing that I heard very, that I thought was really interesting about the big deep seek story and this is not being a contrarian, this just, I thought it was a good point was they said it takes a tremendous amount of time, energy and money to be the constantly breaking ground people and, and first in could be enormously important depending on how the technology goes. I get that completely. But they said it's, it's much, much easier to look what everybody look at what everybody else did at enormous time and, and, and expense and catch up to them very quickly and appear to be just a little bit behind them and a, a very promising up and comer. But honestly all you've done is really ride the coattails. Like you remember when, when was it, it was like 15 years ago that all of a sudden like bargain car brands styling just look just like luxury car brands and you would have to look at a Hyundai twice to figure out whether it was a Mercedes Benz or not.
Katie Green
Yep, that's still the case. I look at cars all the time and think wow, what is that? It's a Kia. Okay, right.
Jack Armstrong
Well, enough technology I say is it exhausts me. Unless you had more on this topic.
Katie Green
I had One more thing I wanted to say about it. And what was this? Oh, so back before we decided China was evil, when Tom Friedman of the New York Times was going on Charlie Rose once a week and I would watch him and he'd talk about how much better China's system was in. In glowing terms. For instance, how they could. And this was true. If they decided they wanted to put a bridge in this city, they could have it by like next weekend. Because one guy could say do it and nobody could stop him. No environmentalists? No, no, nobody. I mean there could be. There are no committees. There was nothing. Just build it. What's it cost? Doesn't matter. Just build the freaking that there's a possibility that that's what's going on with AI. That is an advantage over the way we do things. They don't have to turn a profit because the government cares. There is not. If they decide, you know, no red tape and we're not worried about the Delta smelt being bothered or how much energy it takes or anything like that, just do it. That is an advantage authoritarian countries have. It ultimately isn't better, obviously, as we all know. But maybe on one specific project might be all right.
Jack Armstrong
Again I say enough technology. It's exhausting. Let's move to the world of art. After a quick world word from our friends and sponsors at Simplisafe Home Security.
Katie Green
What if somebody breaks into my house and steals all my art, for instance?
Jack Armstrong
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Katie Green
I have a couple of Hunter Bidens. I also I don't have the original banana tape to a wall, but I do have a duplicate banana taped to the wall.
Jack Armstrong
And if you're in violation of copyright.
Katie Green
Laws, very proud of it. And I'd hate to have it stolen.
Jack Armstrong
Luckily, if you had a pair super glued to your drapes, that would be permissible.
Katie Green
That'd be stupid though. What does that mean? Doesn't mean anything. Clearly you can get all this for about a dollar a day, 60 day satisfaction guarantee and no contract.
Jack Armstrong
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Molly Gawler
Black and indigenous people of color. Black and indigenous people of color. Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender and queer. Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, queer. Asian American, Pacific Islander. Asian American, Pacific Islander. Latino, Hispanic, Romani and creole. Latino, Hispanic.
Jack Armstrong
She didn't say Latinx.
Molly Gawler
We all have a place in this world.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, everybody knows that. You can say it again if you want, but there's nobody who's denying that.
Katie Green
So apparently that beat thing is she's beating her chest with her hand because it's a popular thing at like slam poetry things you do that. I think she should continue with short people. And you got kind of a big nose and you walk funny and your voice is annoying. We're all people of the world.
Jack Armstrong
Beautiful Katie looks like she's deep in despair. Katie, what should we know about this hot young artist?
Katie
Well, first of all, I'm disappointed in you for dancing while we were listening to that audio.
Katie Green
That.
Katie
That's my first gripe.
Jack Armstrong
It's an ear. I couldn't help it is an earworm.
Katie
Not an earworm.
Katie Green
Everybody's singing it.
Joe Getty
All right. Yes.
Katie
This Molly Gawler, she is the fiddler and singer of the Gawler family band.
Joe Getty
Okay.
Katie
There's like seven of them.
Katie Green
Awesome.
Jack Armstrong
They've reproduced.
Katie
They're from. They're from Maine. And this is her new gig after being a former parkour teacher.
Katie Green
Wow, I didn't know that was a thing.
Katie
Yeah, that's pretty much it. They're not very well known. They don't have very many followers.
Katie Green
A parkour teacher. I teach how to run up to a park bench and jump off and.
Katie
Jump off the wall. That's what I do. And in my downtime write bipo songs for the interwebs.
Jack Armstrong
We need to get into this in a little bit. The. How do I put this in a way that's not insulting? The. I'm not sure it's possible. The socio political tendencies of young women in the modern world and how odd they seem to so many of us. Stay with us again.
Katie Green
I think they need to include more people. You drive in the left Lane, too slow. You wear too much cologne. We're all part of this world. We got Katie's headlines on the way. Stay here.
Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Getty.
Katie Green
So Selena Gomez is getting a lot of attention. And if you're a fan of Only Murders in the Building, which is a fabulous show. You like her. How do you not like her? But she put out a video yesterday about the border and cried and one of those crying women, tick tock sort of videos. And it's getting a lot of attention. We'll get into that in hour two. In the pushback specifically to Selena Gomez by the border guy, Holman actually referring to her, so.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, my, didn't see that one on one bout coming. Right, Selena, go. I wonder if Selena Gomez will get into something with Tom Holman. I was saying last week. No, I wasn't. All right. So much more on that in the psychosocial behavior of young women in politics these days. Interesting insights. Anyway, let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story with Katie Green.
Katie
Katie, Starting with NBC, public schools are trying to protect undocumented students from Trump immigration raids.
Katie Green
Right.
Jack Armstrong
Nobody's grabbing students out of classrooms. Shut up.
Katie Green
You see the picture of the Home Depot somewhere floating around yesterday, an empty Home Depot about how none of the employees showed up because they're worried about Trump's raids. All right, well, you're either, you're either a criminal who's here illegally and you should be concerned or you're not. And if you are concerned, you need to read better newspapers or something. I don't know what to say about that.
Katie
The New York Times, White House orders federal grants Pause as firings reshape the Justice Department.
Katie Green
Interesting.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. There are all sorts of different policy changes going on in that world we don't really have time to discuss. But man, he is shaking it up.
Katie
Speaking of shaking it up, USA Today Trump order recognizes only two sexes. Advocates call it cruel and lawless.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Katie Green
The State Department under Rubio announced the other day, passports no longer can have an X. You can't opt out of male, female. You got to choose one. That's your only choice going Forward for a U.S. passport.
Jack Armstrong
Now, going back to the Home Depot headline there in the pictures, it's another great example of what we were talking about yesterday, which is if you create a mess and then yell and cry that those of us cleaning the mess up have created a little dust in the air. No, no. If those are the eggs that must be cracked. He says, mixing his metaphors to make the omelet of reforming immigration in this country, then we're gonna crack them. You had your chance. You screwed everything up.
Katie Green
And also, if you don't like the immigration law, then make it your goal to elect House members and senators who will change immigration law. But otherwise we should follow the current law.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, this whole. No, we should ignore the current laws. And anybody who suggests enforcing them is a meanie and not a Christian. According to that one Episcopal lady who was lecturing Trump the other day. No, either change the law or you enforce it. Those are your choices. Virtue signaling weenies From ABC news, Israel.
Katie
Says eight of the 33 hostages being released are dead.
Katie Green
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. Now they're trying to negotiate with monsters.
Katie
From the New York Post, Trump suggests Microsoft is in talks to buy Tick Tock and hopes for a bidding war.
Katie Green
Microsoft to buy TikTok. Okay.
Katie
From CNN, suicidal tendencies and 80s battlefield tactics. How North Korean soldiers are operating in Russia's war on Ukraine.
Katie Green
Wow, that is an under reported story. And super interesting. Those poor North Koreans trying to earn a little money for their family back home being fed into machine gun fire by the evil Putin.
Jack Armstrong
And a lot of them so thoroughly indoctrinated they're just trying to gain the approval of their great godlike leader by dying.
Katie Green
Poof.
Katie
And finally from the Babylon Bee, thanks to Trump ending dei, the Babylon Bee is finally able to fire its only female writer.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, that's sad. I didn't enjoy that joke at all. That is funny.
Katie Green
Okay, hopefully Martin Short doesn't get get into a beef with Pete Hegseth next week, but right now it's Selena Gomez against poor Tom Holman who's trying to, you know, get the illegals out of the country. And if you haven't heard that, we'll get into it in an hour too. If you miss it, get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on in Armstrong and Gettysburg.
Detailed Summary of "Short People, Big Nose - We All Have A Place In This World" Episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand
Release Date: January 28, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty
Podcast: Armstrong & Getty On Demand
Episode Title: Short People, Big Nose - We All Have A Place In This World
Timestamp: 00:31 – 02:48
The episode opens with Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty expressing their frustration with mainstream media outlets. Joe Getty laments the current state of media, labeling it as a "fascist healthcare" system under Trump's presidency. This harsh critique sets the tone for their ongoing skepticism towards established news organizations.
Notable Quote:
The hosts argue that modern cable news has lost its relevance, serving more as objects of amusement rather than credible information sources. They emphasize the need for listeners to seek alternative news consumption methods beyond traditional media.
Timestamp: 03:17 – 11:00
Jack and Joe delve into the significant policy shifts under President Donald J. Trump's administration. They discuss his extensive restructuring of key government departments, including the Foreign Affairs, Justice, and State Departments. The conversation touches on the implications of these changes, particularly how they might affect the presentation of Black History Month and other culturally significant observances.
Notable Quote:
The hosts also address the recent deportations of illegal immigrants from cities like San Francisco and Los Angeles, highlighting the controversial nature of these actions and their reception among the American populace.
Timestamp: 11:00 – 26:02
A substantial portion of the episode focuses on the burgeoning competition between the United States and China in the field of artificial intelligence. The hosts discuss the emergence of a Chinese AI chatbot, Deep Seek, which purportedly caused Nvidia's stock to plummet by two-thirds of a trillion dollars.
Notable Quotes:
They debate the feasibility of China's claims about developing efficient AI using standard chips, contrasting it with the substantial investments the U.S. has made in AI technology. The conversation extends to the potential ramifications of AI advancements, including ethical concerns and the "hallucination" problem—where AI generates misleading or false information.
Key Points:
Timestamp: 08:43 – 14:00
Addressing social policies, Jack and Joe critique the current state of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives within educational institutions and government bodies. They argue that affirmative action and race-based hiring practices have become entrenched, leading to what they perceive as a form of institutional racism.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts express skepticism about the effectiveness of these policies in combating racism, suggesting instead that they may perpetuate divisiveness. They reference recent Supreme Court decisions that have dismantled certain affirmative action practices, aligning with Trump's DEI reforms.
Timestamp: 14:00 – 35:03
Throughout the episode, Jack and Joe engage with listener feedback and personal anecdotes. They share stories from fans, including a humorous recount of Jack's children identifying as libertarians despite their father's political podcast. Personal appeals and well-wishes to listeners recovering from health issues add a community feel to the show.
Notable Interactions:
These segments underscore the hosts' connection with their audience, blending humor with relatable experiences.
Timestamp: 06:45 – 31:34
A recurring segment features music critiques, where the hosts introduce and humorously disparage Molly Gawler's new song "Bipoc." They mock the song's content and performance style, highlighting what they perceive as its pandering to contemporary social movements.
Notable Notes:
The playful banter over the song serves as a vehicle for the hosts to satirize what they view as performative allyship in modern art and music.
Timestamp: 32:24 – 35:57
In a rapid-fire news segment, Jack and Joe cover various current events, offering their unfiltered opinions on each story.
Key Stories Covered:
Public Schools and Immigration Raids: NBC reports on measures to protect undocumented students from Trump's immigration enforcement.
Justice Department Restructuring: The New York Times highlights federal grant pauses amid Trump’s overhaul of the Justice Department.
Passport Policy Changes: USA Today reports Trump's directive to recognize only two sexes on U.S. passports.
Microsoft and TikTok Negotiations: Trump suggests Microsoft is in talks to purchase TikTok, sparking hopes for a bidding war.
North Korean Soldiers in Ukraine: CNN covers the involvement of North Korean soldiers in Russia’s conflict with Ukraine.
Babylon Bee's DEI Mockery: The Babylon Bee jokes about firing their only female writer following Trump's end to DEI initiatives.
These concise reports provide listeners with a snapshot of the day's most talked-about issues, framed through the hosts' distinctive perspective.
Timestamp: 27:12 – 28:48
Amidst the discussions, a promotional segment advertises Simplisafe's home security systems. Jack and Katie humorously critique the product's features, such as AI-powered cameras and professional monitoring, blending satire with genuine product information.
Notable Lines:
The advertisement serves as both a commercial break and a topic for light-hearted commentary.
The episode wraps up with final thoughts on the discussed topics, reiterating the hosts' stances on media skepticism, political policies, and technological advancements. They encourage listener engagement through mailbags and social media, maintaining an open line of communication with their audience.
Overall Insights:
Media Skepticism: Jack and Joe maintain a critical stance towards mainstream media, advocating for independent news consumption.
Political Commentary: Strong opinions on Trump's administration policies, DEI initiatives, and immigration laws highlight the hosts' conservative viewpoints.
Technological Concerns: The discussion on AI underscores fears about international competition and the ethical implications of rapid technological advancements.
Cultural Critique: Through their analysis of music and social movements, the hosts express disapproval of what they perceive as superficial societal changes.
Engaged Community: Listener interactions and personal stories demonstrate a dedicated and involved listener base, fostering a sense of community.
This episode blends political analysis, cultural critique, and humor to provide listeners with a comprehensive view of current events through the lens of Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. The inclusion of notable quotes and timestamps offers transparency and context, ensuring that even those unfamiliar with the podcast can grasp the essence of the discussions.