Armstrong & Getty On Demand - Episode: Skeezy You Say!!

Release Date: May 14, 2025

Hosts: Jack Armstrong and Mark "Getty" Halperin
Platform: iHeartPodcasts

1. Jake Tapper’s Forthcoming Book and Joe Biden’s Health

The episode opens with a critical analysis of Jake Tapper’s upcoming book, which alleges severe physical deterioration of President Joe Biden. Armstrong expresses skepticism about the revelations Tapper claims to offer.

• Jack Armstrong [00:44]: "According to the same Biden book, Joe's physical deterioration was so severe that aides thought he'd need a wheelchair if he was reelected. That's crazy."

Mark Halperin supports Armstrong's stance, suggesting that Tapper's revelations lack novelty and fail to provide groundbreaking information.

• Mark Halperin [01:13]: "The much more interesting question is, Jake, what makes you think this is surprising anyone? Have you lost your mind?"

They further criticize the media's portrayal of Biden's health, accusing outlets like The New York Times of gaslighting the public about Biden’s cognitive state.

• Jack Armstrong [02:23]: "They were gaslighting us at the time... and now they're gaslighting us about the gaslighting."

2. Controversial Gift: Qatar’s $400 Million Plane to Donald Trump

A significant portion of the discussion centers around the controversial proposal for Qatar to gift Donald Trump a $400 million airplane, purportedly to be used as Air Force One or eventually donated to his presidential library.

• Jack Armstrong [04:08]: "Is so strange to see some of the other Bigfoot media outlet outlets... now they're gaslighting us about the gaslighting I mean, oh, here's a shocking, shocking announcement. Joe Biden was senile."

They debate the ethical and security implications of accepting such a gift from a nation accused of supporting Hamas and other Islamist groups.

• Mark Halperin [04:18]: "Until he was no longer using it. And then give it to the library."

The hosts highlight bipartisan criticism and concern from both Republicans and Democrats, emphasizing figures like Ben Shapiro labeling the deal as "skeezy."

• Jack Armstrong [06:28]: "Ben Shapiro characterized the idea as skeezy."

3. Diddy’s Legal Troubles and Testimonies

The podcast shifts focus to the high-profile trial of rapper and mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs, exploring allegations of coercion, sex trafficking, and racketeering.

• Katie Green [19:44]: "They're establishing his capacity for brutality."

Armstrong and Halperin dissect the harrowing testimonies of Cassie Ventura, who accuses Diddy of orchestrating non-consensual "freak offs"—sex events involving coercion and substance abuse.

• Jack Armstrong [21:39]: "Which essentially just means forming an organization to do criminal stuff."

They bring in perspectives from legal experts like Suge Knight, who comments on the damaging optics and legal challenges facing Diddy.

• Suge Knight [23:13]: "His whole defense is going to be... everyone who participated... did so consensually... when a jury looks at this video, there's nothing consensual about getting beat down in a hotel hallway."

4. Historical Presidential Gifts

In a lighter segment, Armstrong and Halperin reminisce about unusual historical gifts received by U.S. Presidents, drawing parallels to the current Qatar plane controversy.

• Jack Armstrong [32:36]: "In 1961, John F. Kennedy and family received a dog named Pushinko from the Soviet Union."

• Mark Halperin [33:20]: "He gifted a donkey, which he aptly named royal gift."

5. Mayor Pete’s Bearded Appearance

A brief and humorous discussion ensues about Mayor Pete’s recent appearance in Iowa sporting a beard, speculating on its significance in his potential presidential ambitions.

• Mark Halperin [34:21]: "I just was looking up at the TV. So Mayor Pete was in Iowa at some town hall yesterday... He's bearded now. How do we feel about bearded Mayor Pete?"

• Jack Armstrong [34:39]: "About the way I felt about clean-shaven Mayor Pete? He's a phony."

6. Final Thoughts and Humor

Wrapping up, the hosts share light-hearted banter and personal anecdotes, maintaining their signature blend of humor amidst serious discussions.

• Jack Armstrong [35:11]: "Katie, I thought... I stabbed myself in the face with a fork while I was just trying to eat."

They humorously reflect on historical anecdotes and contemporary political quirks, leaving listeners with a mix of laughter and contemplation.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Jack Armstrong [00:44]: "Joe's physical deterioration was so severe that aides thought he'd need a wheelchair if he was reelected."

• Mark Halperin [01:13]: "What makes you think this is surprising anyone? Have you lost your mind?"

• Jack Armstrong [06:28]: "Ben Shapiro characterized the idea as skeezy."

• Katie Green [19:44]: "They’re establishing his capacity for brutality."

• Suge Knight [23:13]: "When a jury looks at this video, there's nothing consensual about getting beat down in a hotel hallway."

• Jack Armstrong [32:36]: "In 1961, John F. Kennedy and family received a dog named Pushinko from the Soviet Union."

Conclusion

In this episode titled "Skeezy You Say!!," Armstrong and Getty delve into contentious political narratives, scrutinize media representations, and explore the murky intersections of power, influence, and ethics. Balancing serious discourse with their characteristic wit, they provide listeners with a comprehensive and engaging analysis of current events, ensuring that even those unfamiliar with the episode's content can stay informed and entertained.