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Armstrong
Ah, it's always fun. We're cleaning out the sound fridge. It's one more thing.
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Armstrong and Getty.
Armstrong
One more thing.
Getty
Yeah. We'll leave the ketchup and the ranch dressing from everything else. We gotta get out of there.
Armstrong
Yeah, absolutely. Thanks, metal guy. Let's start with a couple of the jokes we didn't get to today, did we? Do number four. Seth Meyers.
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Michael Hit it highway in Connecticut was recently closed for several hours after a
Armstrong
truck spilled thousands of cans of Michelob Ultra. Said, beer lovers, that's fine.
Getty
That's a pretty good joke. I was prepared to be disappointed in that old saw of a kind of structure of joke, but that was a good one.
Armstrong
Yeah. Yeah. I've rediscovered beer recently. I didn't drink beer much because you can gain too much weight and just. But the beautiful thing about AB beer
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is forgetting your problems.
Armstrong
It's self. Yeah, and makes boring people more interesting. No, it's self limiting. Or at least can be in a way that if you open a bottle of wine, I mean, you have a nice glass and you think, I don't need another glass. I'll just have a little splash. And then you have another splash and then another splash and then another splash. And then before you know it, you're, you know, you've had more than you intended.
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Me walking drunk.
Tony Ayo
Exactly.
Armstrong
With a beer, you've got to say, all right, I've opened one beer, I've consumed it. Do I want to double my consumption by opening another beer? And for whatever reason, easier for me if I have, you know, lines of demarcation. It's like snack sized bags of potato chips as opposed to the economy sized. It's just. It works that way for me. Anyway, you drink. It was a. What was the brand? I can't remember. It was a hazy IPA. It was delicious.
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Yeah, IPAs have a lot of calories. I was just reading about beer and calories the other day. For some reason, I didn't know that. Oh, I know. I was at an Irish pub and eating and somebody's drinking Guinness. And I was thinking, man, I used to drink a lot of Guinness. How many calories in Guinness? So I started down the wormhole of how many calories in various beers and IPAs turn out to be. Wow, I didn't know that.
Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, they're beefy. Nice job, Wormhole. Let's try a number six. Michael, this is Tom Shillou. Is that right? He's filling in for Gutfeld. A Florida man is being ordered to undergo a psychosexual evaluation after being caught having Sex with a vacuum cleaner? Even worse. He was cheating on his blender at the time.
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Even worse.
Armstrong
That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny.
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Oh, my God. Did he get charged with it? You're not allowed to have sex with your vacuum cleaner? Is it a consent issue?
Armstrong
I mean, who's gonna stop you?
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Why can't you?
Armstrong
The vacuum cleaner is a very generous, giving lover. So. Yeah, don't do that, fellas. It's a bad idea.
Getty
Was it against the law, though?
Armstrong
I have no idea. I. I imagine he was. He was injured or something, and they thought, oh, my God, this guy's crazy, and we gotta evaluate him. Yeah, Michael, what do we need to know about clip number 13 or 12 there?
Michael
A woman takes a DNA test and she finds out she is the granddaughter of somebody. Not very pleasant.
Armstrong
Uh.
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Oh, so this all started because you never knew your dad.
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Listen to that music.
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Who's your dad?
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Charles Manson.
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I've always been the kid with her head screwed on. Right, and then you find out your grandfather's Manson. I submitted my DNA to unlock my grandfather's sealed records. I need to understand what happened no matter where it takes me.
Armstrong
Do you?
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Grandfather's pretty close, though. I mean, when you. When you hear people remember, the best one ever was when Ben Affleck got upset to find out that he had slave owners in his past. Like, that's just ridiculous. Grandfather's pretty close, though, in the way mental illness stays in families. I'd want to know a little more about that.
Armstrong
Tell you what, I'm dealing with something heavy like that. I'm turning and yelling at the symphony orchestra in my living room. Would you guys shut up? You don't need all that scary music going on.
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Hey, Tiffany.
Armstrong
Guy.
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I just found out Chuck Manson is my grandfather. Take it easy.
Armstrong
Wow, wow, wow. I'm trying to think, all right? I would think, okay.
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Did he.
Armstrong
Was he, like, actively psychotic or just misguided? And is there a danger of mental illness like that running in my family? That's. Well, I don't.
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How would I be? Not very. If you eliminate mental illness, it's got nothing to do with me at that point.
Armstrong
No, I. I happen to have loved both my grandfathers dearly.
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One of them was Jim Jones. And your other grandfather was
Armstrong
Goose Gossage of the Oakland A's? Oddly enough, no.
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I don't.
Armstrong
I don't think it would bother me that much. Of course, you know, I'm a good deal older than she sounds like. Well, and have a lot more perspective on life.
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And obviously it's some sort of situation where she wasn't influenced by him in any way or it sounds like maybe even her parents were. I'm guessing. But I mean, if my mom.
Armstrong
Hard to hear over the violins.
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If my mom was raised by like from birth to age 18 by somebody who was a complete nutjob, murderous, crazy person, I would wonder about that.
Armstrong
I think he may have knocked up women. I don't think he had anything to do with any raising of any children. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
Michael
Yeah.
Armstrong
Play that again real quick, Michael.
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So this all started because you never knew your dad.
Michael
Yeah.
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And who was your dad?
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Charles Manson.
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I've always been the kid with her head screwed on. Right. And then you find out your grandfather's Manson. I submitted my DNA to unlock my grandfather's sealed records. I need to understand what happened no matter where it takes me.
Armstrong
That's right.
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And it gets worse. Your grandmother was there. Lizzie Borden.
Armstrong
Wow. I. Evidently, one element of having scary music is the scary instrument has to change about every three to four seconds. Goes from violins to cellos to, like dissonant piano to pizzicato strings. And I'm just trying to study that. Anyway, Michael, is 13 worth a damn? And if so, yeah.
Michael
It's worth showing you what public officials can do.
Armstrong
This is what's the story.
Michael
Nevada's governor and getting out of a ticket. And this was the body cam.
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How you doing, sir? Sergeant Jego, Metro Police. Reason I'm stopping you is for the. I'm aware. For the red light violation back there. Your right turn onto Giles here. So you're good to go, sir. Appreciate you have a good day.
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Wow.
Armstrong
So what happened?
Michael
Just said who he was. He gave. Dropped his name. And who was it? Nevada Governor. Let's see.
Armstrong
Joe Lombardo.
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Yeah. All right.
Armstrong
What happened? Did he get the ticket?
Michael
No, he just said, I'm Joe Lombardo. And the guy said, all right, I know who you are. And they just let him go.
Armstrong
Shocking.
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Kind of a weak ticket. Anyway, that whole rolling a right turn on a red light when nobody's coming. Give me a break.
Armstrong
If as long as somebody exercises some caution, yields.
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That's a stupid spirit of the law.
Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And finally, why don't we end with this? Because that one discouraged me, Michael. And there will be a meeting about that.
Michael
That was entit moment. I thought that was important to show how public officials are. Public officials are entitled. Sure.
Armstrong
If it wasn't, you know, it was a little douchey. I'm Joe Lombardo.
Getty
I wouldn't say that.
Armstrong
No? No.
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Well, no, because I'm. I'd be weird if I said I'm Joe Lombardo, and then he looks at my driver's license, he says, so what's the deal with the different name on the driver's license?
Armstrong
Last two times I got pulled over by the ch, no One was the CHP and one was local cops. Both times they let me go, and both times they knew who I was.
Getty
Me, too. Twice in a row.
Armstrong
Yeah. So I need to recuse myself from this case.
Michael
True.
Armstrong
I absolutely did not offer that information.
Getty
Nope, nope. No, I didn't either.
Armstrong
It was the. It was the. Perhaps intrusive, but perhaps not. Where are you going at this hour?
Getty
Yeah. To my.
Armstrong
No, I said, well, I'm actually going to work.
Getty
Going to my very pro cop radio show.
Armstrong
Yes. Where I will be advocating for law enforcement. Why do you ask?
Michael
That's funny. I told them I work for you guys and they ticketed me for reckless driving.
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They gave you the old wood shampoo to got the billy clubs.
Armstrong
Who can blame them? Yeah. Yeah. All right, so why don't we end up with this? Ladies and gentlemen, she's gone from Congress. She bolted. She yeeted. But she's still around. Marjorie Taylor Green was in New York City for some reason and. Or, I'm sorry, DC and TMZ caught up to her and asked her a bunch of questions about a bunch of stuff. We'll just start here.
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Listen, I wanted to get your thoughts on the Mitch McConnell situation. He's been hospitalized for weeks. Other than that, we don't really know what's going on. What do you think about it?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
I think it's extremely serious. And I'd like to say shame on the Republican Party party for just basically staying silent while such a powerful Republican senator is basically laying in a hospital like a vegetable. And his wife flew to China and met with the vice president of China just days after he basically died. And they brought him back with CPR and took him to the hospital. But you know what? It doesn't surprise me from the establishment, because this is what. This is what they support. They support people holding on to power until they're practically dead or do die in office. And this is why the state of our country is so pathetic.
Armstrong
Okay, so that part is coherent, but the whole. Wait a minute. His wife flew to China to meet with the vice president after. Just after he was brought back from the dead? Who, the Chinese vice president or the husband? I think I'm following you. But wait a minute. How did China get into this?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Also, you know, I want to call this out. This really irritates me. The Republican party is all campaigning against communism right now. What about Elaine Chao? Elaine Chao flew to China and met with the vice President just a few days after Mitch McConnell is practically died and went to the hospital. So when are we going to call out a possible communist Chinese spy? Right there.
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You're calling his wife a possible Chinese spot?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Yes, yes, 100%. What woman leaves her husband's side while he is dead or dying in the hospital, flies to China and meets with the vice president? Answer me that
Armstrong
spy clearly.
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Did that actually happen?
Armstrong
I have no idea.
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That'd be question one. All right.
Armstrong
At least she's not a vacuum blanker. I miss. I miss mtg and the special sunshine she brought to the political process.
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For some reason, I'm Foxes keeps doing these anniversaries. Two days ago it was the two year anniversary Trump being shot. And then. So today is the anniversary of blah, blah, blah. So yesterday would have been the two year anniversary of you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene at the airport.
Armstrong
Oh, right, right. Memorable. Memorable in that I remember it.
Getty
That was exciting. I was sitting next to the bodyguard for. The little guy who talks fast with a high voice. Ben Shapiro. Was he one of the bodyguards for Ben Shapiro?
Armstrong
I think his voice isn't that high. Anyway.
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Yeah, all right. Because he had a gun with him and he was drinking hard on the plane and everything like it. But that was so exciting when he was wearing a T shirt. This was less than 24 hours after Trump was shot. I was on the plane with this dude and he had a Trump with the fist in the air T shirt that he had gotten printed out in time to get on the plane. You know, a dozen hours after the shooting. That was quite the. That whole period was one of the most amazing things that's ever happened.
Armstrong
Yeah, that reminds me, Candace Owens went over, went after Ben Shapiro yet again the other day. Maybe we'll feature that on the radio show tomorrow. But why is she unhinged and everyone knows it. That's right, Marjorie and I will tell you what she said on the show tomorrow. But I love what Nellie Bowles said in the Free Press. This is the kind of rhetoric that would make the men in those old German beer halls blush.
Getty
Oh, really?
Armstrong
Yeah, she'd have made an outstanding Nazi.
Taco Bell Announcer
Yeah.
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So I assume it's the hose on the vacuum cleaner. It wouldn't be like the floor vac. That would hurt.
Armstrong
Oh, good lord, no. It's the hose. It's all about, you know, mangle your junk.
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You don't want to do that.
Armstrong
Oh no. Be careful what setting you put it on. Trust me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Really?
Armstrong
Hey, really?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Right.
Michael
Well, I guess that's it.
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Episode: Sound Fridge
Date: July 15, 2026
Host: Armstrong & Getty
Network: iHeartPodcasts
In this episode, Armstrong & Getty dig into their “sound fridge” to share and dissect audio clips and topical stories that didn’t make it onto their main show. With their trademark blend of dry wit, skepticism, and banter, the duo riff on everything from beer and calories, bizarre police stories, and family history revelations, to political commentator soundbites. Standout moments include a wild case of family DNA, public official privilege, and a rambling encounter with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Armstrong & Getty’s tone here was sarcastic, quick-witted, and self-deprecating, with trademark toss-offs about the absurdity of modern politics, life’s bizarre news, and their own brush with minor fame. The show’s “sound fridge” format provides a grab bag of topical jokes, audio oddities, and tangents, punctuated by extended riffing and a healthy skepticism toward political rhetoric and media narratives.
For listeners who missed this episode:
Expect an offbeat, rambling tour through pop culture punchlines, political weirdness, and the hosts’ own brushes with the strange privileges of notoriety—delivered with a side of irreverent, occasionally biting humor.